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00:00:00The End
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Why?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:11Like that.
00:00:18Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:22Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:34But I don't care.
00:00:36You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:07Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:10So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh shit, fucking dumb ass.
00:01:18Stupid.
00:01:19Stupid.
00:01:22Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24Could've been really bad.
00:01:27Oh fuck.
00:01:28Oh my god.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31No.
00:01:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:34Oh my god.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut starring him.
00:01:44Alright, welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:47You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:58But you are welcome to my house rooming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:02Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:05I got you a roommate.
00:02:06He's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Mom.
00:02:12No, no, you're a big baby.
00:02:14And you know it.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who is it?
00:02:37Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56Allie, sorry.
00:02:57Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:06Put some actual pants on.
00:03:07You can't go come in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09Sure.
00:03:10I don't care, man.
00:03:11All right.
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:15And remember, most important part, bro code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19We're on.
00:03:20I don't want to sleep with you, Brian.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:22Fuck yeah.
00:03:22All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:24All right.
00:03:24Bye-bye.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Hey.
00:03:37Reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you, uh, define weird?
00:03:46It's like a, a virus maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54It's, sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you
00:03:58just don't want to open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just leave it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:04Yeah, right.
00:04:05A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:10That's a bummer.
00:04:26That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:38Yeah.
00:04:38Tell me.
00:04:39No, nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm, I'm gonna go, actually, um, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48okay deep breath this is my year new city new school i'm gonna make this squad
00:04:55and i'm not going to think about brett's stupid perfect abs
00:05:16what is a size eight doing in my locker room uh more like a 12
00:05:24hi um i'm allison i would really love to be on your cheerleading team
00:05:29sweetie cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate you know what i mean
00:05:35uh but i was captain of my high school team and i learn really fast
00:05:42okay you want a shot but you have to prove your guts first
00:05:46okay yeah i'll do anything go talk to the football captain
00:05:50if he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines then i'm fine with it
00:05:56sure yeah um where is he he's in a team meeting down the hallway third door on the left
00:06:03and just barge in be aggressive he loves them
00:06:13oh i can't with these delusional virgins she seriously thinks she can just talk to the king
00:06:20of the campus brett's gonna eat her life
00:06:28third door meeting room show em aggression i got this
00:06:40oh my god
00:06:43oh my god you uh lost baby girl because uh you just come here for a show
00:06:48we lost and we still gotta stop
00:06:50hope you brought your meat pads virgin
00:06:57no no don't be shy baby turn around
00:07:08look i'm here in official business okay i just i need to see the captain
00:07:12actually uh i have a captain right here are you needing a salute
00:07:18back off
00:07:36you looking for me
00:07:39you looking for me
00:07:41what do you think you're doing in the boys locker room
00:07:44brett he's the football captain of course he is who else could it be
00:07:50look i need to ask you something
00:07:52you know you have a habit of walking in on me when i'm half naked
00:07:55brett this is serious okay the girls on the cheerleading team said that i need to ask your permission to
00:08:00be put on the squad
00:08:01elson i think these girls are messing with you
00:08:03i'm the captain of the team but it doesn't mean i decide the roster the coach is in
00:08:07oh my god
00:08:08it's all right
00:08:09uh i i have to go
00:08:12cool it down sleep heart
00:08:14you look thirsty
00:08:23hey well great well you guys are gonna be running laughing you fucking puke
00:08:26put it down
00:08:29put it down
00:08:31what's that
00:08:32well let's get you out of here i don't want to see you like this
00:08:34it's okay i can just go out
00:08:47i finally did it
00:08:49the thing i fantasized about since i was 12 years old
00:08:52i kissed my brother's best friend
00:08:54and holy hell it felt good
00:08:58the captain just got sacked by the team version
00:09:02what's up shell
00:09:05nice left
00:09:12you guys are benched
00:09:14it's just a joke
00:09:15seriously
00:09:18the captain just got sacked by the team version
00:09:22don't look it's a kisser
00:09:23in the men's shower allison
00:09:26unhinged
00:09:26does he kiss as good as he looks
00:09:29kill me
00:09:30no
00:09:36what are you doing here
00:09:39i'm here to pick you up
00:09:40obviously
00:09:42didn't your practice end like four hours ago
00:09:44yes it did
00:09:46you've just been waiting
00:09:48yeah and uh whose fault is that
00:09:50i messaged you
00:09:52oh crap
00:09:53i blocked him the second i hit send on that smut
00:09:55i was dying of embarrassment
00:09:58i must have missed your message
00:10:01sorry
00:10:02missed my message
00:10:03no i don't think so
00:10:06i think
00:10:06i've been blocked for a month
00:10:08why
00:10:10okay come on
00:10:10what
00:10:11just give it back
00:10:12whatever you
00:10:13hold on
00:10:14you're texting chad
00:10:16i've been blocked for a month
00:10:18but you're texting chad at midnight
00:10:20you know chad is a walking std
00:10:22he sleeps with everything that moves
00:10:23are you are you into that
00:10:24we're doing a school project together
00:10:25ah a school project
00:10:27yes
00:10:27you know chad is definitely known for his academic passions
00:10:30well it's the truth so can you just give me my phone back please
00:10:33hold on
00:10:34let me do something really quick
00:10:35what are you doing
00:10:36and there you go
00:10:38chad is deleted
00:10:39what
00:10:39what
00:10:40stop
00:10:40they're already done
00:10:41that's not cool you can't do that
00:10:43that's not fair
00:10:45uh yes it is
00:10:46because listen
00:10:47you're my business now
00:10:49so right now i want you to open your phone
00:10:52i said take your phone out
00:10:56cool but do what
00:10:58i want you to uh pin my contact to the top
00:11:09keep it cool allison
00:11:11act like you've been in a car before
00:11:14this is literally my fanfic
00:11:17the car
00:11:18the moonlit night
00:11:19and the brooding quarterback
00:11:22i'm gonna spontaneously combust
00:11:26be sure you want me to take my chance
00:11:29this is all i've ever wanted
00:11:32my only
00:11:33i only have ever wanted you
00:11:39ah yes
00:11:40brett
00:11:42harder
00:11:43faster i'm coming
00:11:45are you alright?
00:11:47yes any a little bit of air
00:11:48it's really hot in here
00:11:50i shouldn't mess with her like this
00:11:52ron is gonna kill me
00:11:54but she's
00:11:55too cute
00:11:57no i just like
00:12:06oh my god
00:12:08even my stories didn't go that far
00:12:09i mean if we actually have sex in real life
00:12:12would i even survive that?
00:12:14you have double xl condom
00:12:15do you see?
00:12:16i'll tell you guys
00:12:18do you actually use those?
00:12:20yeah
00:12:21they use your drinks
00:12:23there's no way
00:12:24that's like a sleeping bag
00:12:27what did you like to know?
00:12:33yeah well
00:12:33you're the one leaving your stash out in the open so
00:12:36yeah you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room
00:12:38you kissed me back
00:12:40you basically attacked me
00:12:41i was just trying not to crack my head against the floor
00:12:49no
00:12:50i'm actually pathetic
00:12:51i thought he kissed me back
00:12:53i'm such an idiot
00:12:56forget i said anything
00:12:57no why don't we talk about something that matters
00:12:59now that you're my responsibility
00:13:01we're gonna sit in some new ground rules
00:13:03excuse me?
00:13:04there's gonna be a 9pm curfew
00:13:07no parties
00:13:08no frat boys
00:13:09me and you're gonna share your life location with me all the time
00:13:11are you insane?
00:13:13who do you think you are?
00:13:14my father?
00:13:20i'm a roommate
00:13:21and i'm also your brother's best friend
00:13:25so he does just see me as a liability
00:13:29yeah
00:13:30we're roommates
00:13:31and that means we're equals
00:13:33and that means you
00:13:35don't get to tell me what to do
00:13:36so you're forgetting the point where i said
00:13:38that i am your brother's best friend
00:13:40and ron's already given me permission to boss you around
00:13:43and do whatever i want you to do
00:13:45to make sure that you're safe
00:13:46why don't you consider me
00:13:48your brother pro max
00:13:51nope
00:13:51definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large
00:13:55no pro max
00:13:56not when he looks like that
00:14:00yeah
00:14:02yeah
00:14:03this whole thing
00:14:06is ridiculous
00:14:07first you delete my friend's number from my phone
00:14:10now you're trying to talk to me about curfews
00:14:12and what parties i can go to
00:14:13you don't care
00:14:14tell me about them
00:14:15i'm not your prisoner
00:14:17i don't control what i do
00:14:20yes, i do
00:14:20i don't know
00:14:50ok
00:14:50I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:53I'm your roommate.
00:14:54And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:56Since that's all he wants to be,
00:14:58a roommate, my brother's best friend,
00:15:00screw him.
00:15:01I don't take orders from those.
00:15:24Oh, my God.
00:15:26Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:32Look, everyone.
00:15:33The strippers arrived.
00:15:35Let's all give little Miss Hooker a round of applause
00:15:37for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:41Thanks.
00:15:42At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:46You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:48I'm starting to think you have a crush.
00:15:50Rita.
00:15:52Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:15:54Or is everyone just going to stand around
00:15:56taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:59Turn the music up.
00:16:00Let's play a game.
00:16:16I dare you to
00:16:18call a guy
00:16:19and get him to come here
00:16:20and make out with you right now.
00:16:26Shit.
00:16:27I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:29Chad is deleted
00:16:30and I can't call Brett.
00:16:32What's the matter?
00:16:34No guys want you?
00:16:36Tick-tock, sweetie.
00:16:38She's stalling.
00:16:39She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:41You can't get a guy?
00:16:43You dress like a hooker,
00:16:44you flash your tits
00:16:45and a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:47Just give me a second.
00:16:58Hey, Allison.
00:16:59Yeah, I...
00:17:06That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:09But you're so thirsty.
00:17:11Lick it up.
00:17:16Lick it up.
00:17:19Lick it up.
00:17:26Brett?
00:17:28What's up?
00:17:29Where are you?
00:17:31Matt Club vibe.
00:17:32I, um...
00:17:34I lost a dare.
00:17:35Yeah?
00:17:37What kind of dare?
00:17:39I need a man to claim me
00:17:42in front of everyone.
00:17:43Allison,
00:17:44are you asking me to
00:17:44go to a club
00:17:46after I told you
00:17:46that I didn't think
00:17:47it was a good idea
00:17:48for you to go out of time?
00:17:49Come on,
00:17:50Brett.
00:17:50Please, this is serious.
00:17:51Can you just come get me?
00:17:52No, Allison.
00:17:53You know what?
00:17:54You want it to break the rules?
00:17:55You enjoy your night.
00:17:57Brett, please.
00:18:01How dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:03He'd rather die
00:18:05than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:06You literally stalked him
00:18:08into the men's showers.
00:18:10I'm surprised
00:18:11he hasn't signed
00:18:12a restraining order yet.
00:18:18Where do you think you're going?
00:18:19Grab her.
00:18:21Nope.
00:18:21Get off of me.
00:18:22You lost the dare.
00:18:24You paid the price.
00:18:27You need to loosen up.
00:18:29You couldn't get Brett's touchy.
00:18:30That's fine.
00:18:31We'll help you
00:18:31lower your standards.
00:18:35No!
00:18:47What was that?
00:18:49Oh.
00:18:50Jason here
00:18:51has volunteered
00:18:52to help you finish
00:18:53your dare.
00:18:57Please.
00:18:58Come on, sweetheart.
00:19:00A dare is a dare.
00:19:01Stop fighting.
00:19:04I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:06Taking that V-card out of your head.
00:19:16please.
00:19:17Please.
00:19:17Please stop.
00:19:17Please.
00:19:18Get in this?
00:19:19That's what gets used.
00:19:22Hey, asshole!
00:19:27Oh.
00:19:30Oh.
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:37Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:48Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:51Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:54I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:55She's practically begging for it.
00:20:07You know, I better not see any videos of this online or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:12And that goes for everybody.
00:20:14I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:16Does everybody understand that?
00:20:20Great.
00:20:21We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:24Yeah.
00:20:27You okay?
00:20:29Come on.
00:20:30Let's go.
00:20:38Hey, hey.
00:20:39What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:42Sneaking out?
00:20:43Going to a place like this?
00:20:45What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:48What did you mean back there?
00:20:53Back where?
00:20:55And you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:21:00The literal meaning.
00:21:02I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:06I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:08And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:13I know.
00:21:14Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:16I'm always causing trouble.
00:21:17Please, just put this up.
00:21:20Happy?
00:21:21Yeah.
00:21:26Well, you know what?
00:21:26I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:29Like I'm desperate?
00:21:30No, that's not true.
00:21:31I know.
00:21:31Okay?
00:21:32I'm a total joke.
00:21:33Bullshit.
00:21:34You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:35Okay?
00:21:36These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:38And you don't need to.
00:21:39I know.
00:21:40Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:41And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:43And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:46That's not true.
00:21:48Fuck Rita.
00:21:50Fuck everybody.
00:21:52Now all of a sudden, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:54I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:55I want to be liked.
00:21:57I want to be wanted.
00:21:58And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:01I'll always answer when you come.
00:22:03I'll always be there.
00:22:04So what does that mean?
00:22:07What does that mean for us?
00:22:08What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:11I'm losing my mind.
00:22:13I know the rules.
00:22:14But look at her.
00:22:17All I can think just this once.
00:22:21What?
00:22:24Say it.
00:22:25Just say it.
00:22:25I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:28Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:30No.
00:22:31That's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:33That is not true.
00:22:34Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:37Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:39I can't.
00:22:41And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:45So you know what?
00:22:46Just forget it.
00:22:47Forget I said anything.
00:22:51I'm done begging you.
00:22:52I'm done.
00:22:53No, Allison.
00:22:53Allison, stop it.
00:23:01Allison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:06Why?
00:23:07Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:12It says that you have to stop.
00:23:16Please don't stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:38What are you doing?
00:23:40We're hurting everything.
00:24:00What are you doing right now?
00:24:06Talk to me.
00:24:07Please don't stop.
00:24:11What is he doing?
00:24:12Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:20Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:22Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:23Allie called me, dumbass.
00:24:25And I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:28So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now,
00:24:30or I'm going to come over there and beat your ass.
00:24:32It was an accident, okay?
00:24:35We just...
00:24:36I butt-dialed you.
00:24:38We went to the freshman party,
00:24:40and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:43And so Brett was helping me,
00:24:45and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:47Okay?
00:24:47Chill.
00:24:48Really?
00:24:49Yeah, look.
00:24:53It's really dry, okay?
00:24:54My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:58All right, Brett, if that's true,
00:25:00you guys got to take care of two,
00:25:01I don't know, like an urgent care right now or something.
00:25:04I need you to take care of that.
00:25:05Oh, I was, uh, I was going to you right after.
00:25:07I got it, man.
00:25:09Peace.
00:25:10Bye.
00:25:13Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:16Dave, it's, uh...
00:25:18What's going on?
00:25:19We should...
00:25:19You forgot something.
00:25:20No, Ellie.
00:25:21It's late.
00:25:22Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:23Hey, Allison.
00:25:25Stop.
00:25:31Quit acting so childish.
00:25:36You know, the only thing that I need to quit
00:25:40is you.
00:25:48All right, ladies.
00:25:50Physical assessments today.
00:25:52Allison, you're first.
00:25:56All right.
00:25:57All right.
00:26:25Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:29Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:31You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:44Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:48Huh?
00:26:57Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:03Solo Allison? Let me help.
00:27:06I'm real hands-on.
00:27:09I'm okay.
00:27:10Come on. He'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:17Uh, she's with me.
00:27:20I'm not with anyone.
00:27:23Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right.
00:27:27She's need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:29Excuse me.
00:27:34Walk away, Chad.
00:27:36Right now.
00:27:39Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:47What?
00:27:48Are you jealous or something?
00:27:50No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:52I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:54Keeping the vultures away. I'm just doing my job.
00:27:58First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03All right, come on.
00:28:05You first.
00:28:12Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:14You ready, Rookie?
00:28:15I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:18But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:20Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:23You want to play?
00:28:25Fine.
00:28:26Let's play.
00:28:27All right.
00:28:53Let's go!
00:28:55Let's go!
00:28:57What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:29:00I'm not doing anything.
00:29:01Stop it.
00:29:03Stop where?
00:29:06Switch positions!
00:29:09You're turned.
00:29:12Shh.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:25And it's working.
00:29:32She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:34It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:37Rob is gonna murder me.
00:29:44What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:53You okay, bros?
00:29:55I'm okay.
00:29:55And done.
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:59You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:04Wow, thank you.
00:30:08Congratulations.
00:30:10Good flirting, you two.
00:30:32Oh, my God.
00:30:36Oh, my God.
00:30:37Oh, my God.
00:30:46Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:48Yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:50Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:52It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach. I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:58Damn it, how do I unseve it?
00:31:00How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:03Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:04It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:06I'm doing laundry.
00:31:07I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:09I, um, didn't...
00:31:11You know, you're not really wearing any clothes, and it...
00:31:14And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:17You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:19And you're not looking where you're going, so...
00:31:20Okay, I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:25Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here? This is my morning routine.
00:31:31I don't know. It's 8.30.
00:31:33Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:36thing?
00:31:37What?
00:31:37Nobody told me that, had...
00:31:40Oh, my God. She's going to kill me.
00:31:42This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:44She's going to...
00:31:44She's going to kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:47Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's okay.
00:31:48Well, I'll...
00:32:03You got all your stuff?
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:06Um...
00:32:07I have to go.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:09Thanks.
00:32:10Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:23And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:25Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:27Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:29Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:38Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:40I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:43Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:45Late is late.
00:32:46You're just too lazy.
00:32:56Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:58My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:01It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:04Like I said, nobody...
00:33:08No.
00:33:09Hey, stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:12Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:18You want to fight?
00:33:20I'll give you a reason.
00:33:26Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:28What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:29Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:32Cool, get out.
00:33:35Get out of here.
00:33:36All of you, get out of here right now.
00:33:37Did you hear me?
00:33:38Get out!
00:33:43You okay?
00:33:45It's fine.
00:33:47I just can't go out there like this,
00:33:49so I'm just gonna have to tell Coach
00:33:50that I'm sick or something.
00:33:52It's gonna be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:54Trust me.
00:33:57Hi, hello.
00:33:59Listen, I need you to go to the school
00:34:00and I need you to meet me in the women's locker room.
00:34:02Right now.
00:34:07All right.
00:34:08Hey, listen.
00:34:09Use my jersey.
00:34:10Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:12All right.
00:34:13All right.
00:34:36Oh, shit.
00:34:38Is that even Allison?
00:34:49She looks...
00:34:51Stony.
00:34:53Look at you.
00:34:54You look, uh...
00:34:55You look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey
00:34:58than I ever did.
00:34:59It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:01You know, that's true.
00:35:02That's true.
00:35:03I have.
00:35:03Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey
00:35:06right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:13To you as...
00:35:14as your best friend's sister?
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:18As...
00:35:18more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22All right.
00:35:23Time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:26Allison.
00:35:27I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:31But it works.
00:35:34You take center.
00:35:35Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:41Hey, uh...
00:35:48Where's the leg?
00:35:52Okay.
00:35:57Ladies and gentlemen,
00:35:58please welcome our State University Cheerleading Squad.
00:36:05One, two, three, go.
00:36:08Woo!
00:36:11Ciao, ciao, ciao, ciao!
00:36:17Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:19Oh, yeah!
00:36:25Oh, yeah!
00:36:29Oh, yeah!
00:36:36What is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire.
00:36:38That's Allison Scott.
00:36:40You know she had moves.
00:36:46Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:49I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:55You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:58Stay with me.
00:36:59I don't have to.
00:37:00See, girls like that,
00:37:01they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now,
00:37:05you don't fuck off.
00:37:06The only thing that's gonna be chasing
00:37:07is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20.
00:37:22The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Fred Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins.
00:37:29Yes!
00:37:30Oh!
00:37:30Get the hips off!
00:37:32Come on.
00:37:33Woo-hoo!
00:37:37Yes!
00:37:38Yes!
00:37:39Woo-hoo!
00:37:40Woo-hoo!
00:37:41Woo-hoo!
00:37:42Woo-hoo!
00:37:43Woo-hoo!
00:37:44Hey.
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:46Congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:50You know, it's, uh,
00:37:51it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:53Okay, shut up.
00:37:54Oh!
00:37:57You're a good.
00:37:58Kiss!
00:38:08Oh, my God.
00:38:10Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:12In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:14yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
00:38:24now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff
00:38:27i haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:32come on allison let's give the people what they want
00:38:34i know i shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:38:41oh but i want it
00:38:57Wait, what?
00:39:03I can't believe this is happening
00:39:06Kiss Cam, me and Brett
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out
00:39:23Thanks for keeping chat at bay
00:39:25No problem
00:39:34This is insane
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:38But it feels so right
00:39:41I never want it to end
00:39:47Harrison
00:39:53Harrison
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing
00:39:58Kissing my sister and from the entire school
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:01You're making a scene
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah
00:40:03I'm making a scene
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:10Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in
00:40:12You two would have needed to get a road
00:40:16You're unbelievable
00:40:18I hate you
00:40:22Dude, I'm
00:40:23No, no, no
00:40:23You cut the crap
00:40:24You tell me right now
00:40:25What's happening between you two
00:40:26I promise
00:40:27Do not bullshit me
00:40:28Do not bullshit me
00:40:29Absolutely nothing
00:40:30I'm serious
00:40:31Nothing
00:40:32Fucking lying
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her
00:40:34Okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests
00:40:37I know that
00:40:38So you stay in your lane
00:40:39Because she is my sister
00:40:41And I'm warning you
00:40:42You do not cross me
00:40:43You do not
00:40:44I promise
00:40:45Dude
00:40:46Fuck
00:40:50Okay
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk
00:40:53No
00:40:54I sound like a mom
00:40:57This is ridiculous
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there
00:41:04Just ask him
00:41:05Hey, Brett
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back
00:41:09He can't deny it this time
00:41:11It's recorded and live streamed
00:41:14Okay
00:41:16Do or die
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else
00:41:30I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me
00:41:35Brett
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam
00:41:45Why?
00:41:46You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:48Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:50You know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing
00:41:52Because there's nothing to talk about
00:41:55It was a kiss cam at a game
00:41:56And we did it
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over
00:41:59It's finished
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:05Don't you dare
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that
00:42:07I'm not doing it
00:42:07No, no, no
00:42:08That's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:15You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:17Yeah, I don't know if you're doing it
00:42:18I'm not doing anything
00:42:19Yes, you are
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was
00:42:22I guess I'm just playing into the game
00:42:24Because that's all this is
00:42:26Yeah?
00:42:27Okay, so then earlier
00:42:28I should have kissed Chad
00:42:29I had two options
00:42:31You and him
00:42:32And I picked wrong
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie
00:42:39Chad's a predator
00:42:41And a loser
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody
00:42:43A lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46Like
00:42:52Oh
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:43:00Or at least Chad is honest about what he wants
00:43:02You don't think I'd be honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here
00:43:11You know
00:43:13Biology
00:43:15Whether it's biology
00:43:16You're not
00:43:18I'm the one who's causing it
00:43:24Allie
00:43:25Brett
00:43:25You guys out here?
00:43:27Fucking shit
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out
00:43:29I can't get out
00:43:30If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole
00:43:31And he's gonna kill me
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah
00:43:33He definitely can't see us like this
00:43:34So I
00:43:35I'm gonna get out
00:43:36Okay, cool
00:43:37Allie, hey
00:43:39Oh my god, he's telling you
00:43:40Allie, hey
00:43:41Just get under
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:43Brett
00:43:43Allie, come
00:43:44Get down
00:43:48Allie
00:43:49Hi
00:43:50Showing alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked
00:43:53Run, I'm naked
00:43:54Get out
00:43:57You're
00:43:58You're not, though
00:44:00Okay, well
00:44:01I also have a vibe
00:44:03And you're ruining it
00:44:04So
00:44:04I'm sorry
00:44:05I just
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger
00:44:06I left it on here yesterday
00:44:07You got it
00:44:08So
00:44:08I also wanted to say that
00:44:12I think you did a great job today
00:44:15I mean it
00:44:16You kicked ass
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was a
00:44:18An asshole about it
00:44:21Thanks
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend
00:44:31Just suck my sister's face off
00:44:34Traumatized me
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that
00:44:38Ron
00:44:39I mean it's a kiss cam
00:44:40It's a game
00:44:42Everyone does it
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of
00:44:45I don't know, a dream
00:44:46This is a guy that you've
00:44:48Had a crush on your whole life
00:44:49Well
00:44:49It was him or it was Chad
00:44:51So
00:44:52Who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair
00:44:55Chad sucks
00:44:56Yeah
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit
00:44:58Okay?
00:44:58He's my best friend
00:44:59And I don't want things to be weird
00:45:02They won't be
00:45:06Okay, thanks
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry
00:45:16I got water in my nose
00:45:17Okay
00:45:18I'm okay
00:45:19Don't drown
00:45:19Okay
00:45:20Okay
00:45:20Have a good soak I guess
00:45:21Okay
00:45:23Bye
00:45:30God, the illegal is going to die
00:45:34Good talk
00:45:35Wait
00:45:38I have to ask you something
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out
00:45:42On a date
00:45:43Don't be the little sister Allison
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed
00:45:46There's this
00:45:48Like stupid event
00:45:49I think tomorrow
00:45:50I was just
00:45:52Wondering if you would want to go with me
00:46:00Got plans, Allie
00:46:04Okay
00:46:05Yeah, whatever
00:46:06I just
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:25I guess we have the same plans
00:46:31Except his
00:46:32Except his are with Rita
00:46:32Not me
00:46:42Look
00:46:43Charity case is running a charity sale
00:46:45She's finally getting back
00:46:46Did you know
00:46:47Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together
00:46:55I came by myself
00:46:56Brett was kind enough to help me
00:46:58With my family's donation
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection
00:47:02Nothing major
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags
00:47:04Some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie
00:47:11Huh
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14Fifteen dollars
00:47:15I made it myself
00:47:17Fifteen dollars?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine
00:47:20You don't have to buy it
00:47:22It's ambitious
00:47:24You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:26I'm going to take
00:47:27Every single one of these bracelets
00:47:30You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage
00:47:40You know, I value the artist
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing
00:47:46No, you're nothing
00:47:48Especially compared to her
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday
00:48:08And then today you come
00:48:09And you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second
00:48:12And then you defend me the next
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to
00:48:16No
00:48:17Allison
00:48:19Party in my place
00:48:21Celebrating the big win
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know
00:48:25You're not interested
00:48:27She's a grown woman
00:48:29She can speak for herself
00:48:31So
00:48:32What do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again
00:48:40Who does he think he is
00:48:41Toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then
00:48:46No, yeah
00:48:48Sounds fun
00:48:52I'll be there
00:49:01There she is
00:49:03My guest of honor
00:49:05Damn
00:49:06Allison, you look sexy
00:49:07Oh
00:49:09Thanks
00:49:13It's a cool party
00:49:14Yeah, you know
00:49:15I threw this whole thing
00:49:16Just for you
00:49:18Really?
00:49:18For me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single
00:49:22I'm single
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:26So what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:30No deal
00:49:30There's nothing happening between us
00:49:32He's just a friend of a friend
00:49:34Of my brother
00:49:35So
00:49:37It's his loss
00:49:38My gain
00:49:41Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison
00:49:46Let's fix that
00:49:51Yeah
00:49:51Yeah
00:49:51No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on
00:49:56You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:58No, what's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end
00:50:01Until one of us chickens out
00:50:18Come on
00:50:19Damn it
00:50:19Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:23Come on, Allison
00:50:23You're already here
00:50:35Fine
00:50:36Fine
00:50:37But I play to win
00:50:43Check it out
00:50:44Ten bucks say they kiss
00:51:00Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over
00:51:03Let's go
00:51:04Excuse me
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:05Get off of me
00:51:06What do you think you're doing?
00:51:07You're ruining my night
00:51:08Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:12Don't care
00:51:12How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on
00:51:14Okay
00:51:14No more of these stupid games
00:51:16You don't have to play this shit
00:51:16I know
00:51:17Let's go
00:51:18I don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:19I'm playing them because I want to
00:51:23Get the fuck away from me
00:51:35Oh my god
00:51:35Oh shit
00:51:44Ow
00:51:52Oh my god
00:51:58Is she okay?
00:52:03Look at me
00:52:04Look at me
00:52:05Look at me
00:52:05Hey, hey
00:52:06You okay?
00:52:07I can't
00:52:08I can't
00:52:09I can't feel it
00:52:09I can't feel it
00:52:11Just try to breathe
00:52:11All right
00:52:12Hey
00:52:15I'm gonna be okay
00:52:17All right
00:52:18Let's get you
00:52:19Let's get you
00:52:22Okay
00:52:24Okay
00:52:24Okay
00:52:24Yeah
00:52:26Move
00:52:28Move
00:52:28Move
00:52:28Move
00:52:30Just put me down, Brett
00:52:32All right, here we go
00:52:32Put you down
00:52:33You know, you could have died out
00:52:36And Chad
00:52:37I mean, my god
00:52:38You have no business being around that guy
00:52:40Let alone being this close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:42Anybody that's have a brain cell
00:52:43Would realize he's a total fucking douche bag, right?
00:52:45That's not fair
00:52:46What's not fair?
00:52:48What's not fair?
00:52:49What am I not understanding?
00:52:50Huh?
00:52:51What don't I understand?
00:52:52That I don't know how this works!
00:52:54Okay?
00:52:54I'm sorry
00:52:55I'm figuring it out
00:52:56I don't know how guys work all the time
00:52:59You know what?
00:52:59That's fantastic
00:53:00I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me
00:53:03I'm not any better?
00:53:05What did I do?
00:53:05How am I not any better?
00:53:07What are you talking about?
00:53:08You're worse!
00:53:09I jumped in the pool
00:53:10I saved your life
00:53:10And now what?
00:53:11I'm an asshole?
00:53:12How am I worse?
00:53:13You're worse
00:53:14Because you saved me when I was drowning
00:53:16Yeah
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined
00:53:20Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone
00:53:23Because you drove me to school when I was late
00:53:26Yeah, I know
00:53:26I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:29You know
00:53:31I don't understand
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you
00:53:38That's the worst thing
00:53:39Don't say
00:53:40I did
00:53:41No, no
00:53:41I fell in love with you
00:53:42I'm in love with you
00:53:43Stop, stop
00:53:43And you're my brother's best friend
00:53:45I know that
00:53:46I know
00:53:47So then why do you keep swooping in
00:53:48And saving me like a hero
00:53:50And then pushing me away?
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:54Yeah
00:53:54Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:58And you can't keep doing that
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop
00:54:06Tell me that you don't want this
00:54:08Tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:09I'm going to tell you to stop, Allison
00:54:11I'm never going to tell you to stop
00:54:18Fuck it
00:54:19Fuck it
00:54:34I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:44Listen, you have no idea
00:54:46Every single time I saw you, it was him
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:50That you've always been more to me
00:54:53Than just my best friend and sister
00:54:56Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:20I think about you every day
00:55:22Every morning
00:55:24And every night
00:55:27And every single time I close my eyes
00:55:31It's you that I see
00:55:34It's you that I see
00:55:34Every time
00:55:37Hey
00:55:46I want you to take me
00:55:49Right here
00:55:52Right now
00:56:05So what are we now?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:15What do you want me to be?
00:56:18I want you to be mine
00:56:22I think I already am
00:56:28But what about Ron?
00:56:29He's going to kill you
00:56:31I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:33He's very protective older brother
00:56:35But I think he'll come around
00:56:37When he sees
00:56:40How much I love you
00:56:46I don't know
00:56:47I think
00:56:49I think we should maybe
00:56:50Keep it a secret
00:56:53Just for now
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:57I know
00:57:00But it's just
00:57:01For a little
00:57:03Until we find the right moment
00:57:08I don't want to be your way
00:57:10We'll be secret lovers
00:57:28Thinking about you
00:57:37Hi captain
00:57:39When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:41I am currently stuck
00:57:42In the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:44I'm two seconds away
00:57:44From ditching my car
00:57:45And just sprinting to you
00:57:47Aw
00:57:48Well
00:57:49As much as I'd love to see you
00:57:51Running to me
00:57:52Don't
00:57:53My legs are killing me
00:57:55And
00:57:56I really like your car
00:57:58Oh I know you love my car
00:57:59He grabbed me by the waist
00:58:01Hoisting me up
00:58:02Putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:03Brett
00:58:03Stop
00:58:04Don't
00:58:05Read my smut
00:58:06I'm telling you
00:58:07Every single word that you've ever written
00:58:09Is etched into my heart
00:58:10Into my soul
00:58:11He trails kisses from my neck
00:58:14To my breasts
00:58:15Gently sucking
00:58:16And biting
00:58:17Holy shit
00:58:19That is literal trash
00:58:21But why does it sound like
00:58:22Fifty shades of grey
00:58:23When he says it
00:58:25I feel so hot right now
00:58:30Palms my center
00:58:31Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:33Are you away, Allie?
00:58:35Fuck
00:58:38Fuck
00:58:43Oh my god
00:58:44Someone's coming
00:58:44I have to go take my own desk
00:58:46Bye
00:58:46I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:07Hey
00:59:08Are you okay?
00:59:09You sounded sick
00:59:10Do you need help?
00:59:11Mind your own business
00:59:12Virgin Mary
00:59:13You think just because
00:59:14Brett took a chance on you
00:59:15Once you're on my level now?
00:59:17I was just trying to help
00:59:20Save it for someone
00:59:21Who gives a damn
00:59:25Shoot
00:59:26Late
00:59:26Late
00:59:46Brett
00:59:48That's Allison's
00:59:49Uh
00:59:50I found it in the bathroom
00:59:51If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's
00:59:52I never would have touched it
01:00:10See what you're up to
01:00:13Hey
01:00:14Hey
01:00:15You found my bag
01:00:15I was looking for that
01:00:17Thank you
01:00:17No problem
01:00:21Attention
01:00:22All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:24It has been brought to our attention
01:00:26That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:28Is using illegal drugs
01:00:30I strongly suggest
01:00:31Whoever's responsible
01:00:32To come forward now
01:00:34Otherwise
01:00:35Will be forced
01:00:36To contact the campus police
01:00:38For a thorough search
01:00:39Well
01:00:39I think we all know someone
01:00:41Who would do anything
01:00:42To stop being the fat friend
01:00:44Right?
01:00:45I'm sorry
01:00:46But I just saw you throwing up
01:00:47In the bathroom
01:00:47Like ten minutes ago
01:00:48Excuse me
01:00:49I was fixing my makeup
01:00:50Sounded like you were retching
01:00:51And I asked you if you were
01:00:53Look at this
01:00:54This is perfection
01:00:55It's every girl's dream
01:00:56I don't need shortcuts
01:00:58And we all know someone
01:00:59Who could lose a little weight
01:01:00I mean after all
01:01:01Who came in with
01:01:02Zero athletic ability
01:01:03And suddenly has endless energy
01:01:05Search me
01:01:06I have nothing to hide
01:01:11Your turn Scott
01:01:13Sure but I
01:01:15Rita
01:01:17Jackpot
01:01:19Well well well
01:01:20Look who needs drugs
01:01:22To keep up with the real athletes
01:01:23I knew it
01:01:24No one gets that good
01:01:26That quick
01:01:27Without cheating
01:01:28Allison
01:01:29Performance enhancing substances
01:01:31Are grounds for immediate
01:01:32Dismissal of the squad
01:01:33Coach I promise you
01:01:34I've never seen those before
01:01:36Okay those aren't mine
01:01:37Right
01:01:38A cheater
01:01:39And a liar
01:01:40Coach
01:01:41Please listen to me
01:01:43I've never seen those
01:01:44I don't know what they are
01:01:45I'm lying
01:01:46It's the only way
01:01:47A cow like her
01:01:48Could ever compete with us
01:01:49Do you mind
01:01:50Yeah those are actually
01:01:51My vitamins
01:01:53Did you forget
01:01:54I asked you to hold on
01:01:55To my vitamins this morning
01:01:57Yeah sorry
01:01:57I should have
01:01:58Labeled them or something
01:01:59He's right
01:02:00They're just vitamins
01:02:01No they aren't
01:02:02Miss Russo
01:02:03How is it
01:02:04That you come to possess
01:02:05Such extensive knowledge
01:02:07Of these banned substances
01:02:08I just
01:02:11They looked suspicious
01:02:12Well we were just
01:02:14Worried about the integrity
01:02:15Of the team
01:02:16Yeah we wanted to make sure
01:02:17Everything was legitimate
01:02:18That's enough
01:02:19All I see here
01:02:20Are three bullies
01:02:21Trying to frame a teammate
01:02:23Rita
01:02:23You are stripped
01:02:25Of captaincy
01:02:26Effective immediately
01:02:27What
01:02:27You can't do that
01:02:28Championships are in two weeks
01:02:30Nobody else knows
01:02:31The whole routine
01:02:32I mean I know it
01:02:33Yeah every count
01:02:34Every formation
01:02:35I could step up
01:02:36And do it
01:02:38You little bitch
01:02:39You think you can just
01:02:40Walk in here
01:02:40And steal everything from me
01:02:41That's enough Rita
01:02:43My decision is final
01:02:49Listen up
01:02:49When it's Allison's turn
01:02:50For the basket toss
01:02:51You're gonna have
01:02:52A little timing issue
01:02:53You want us to drop her
01:02:55She could get seriously hurt
01:02:56That's the point
01:02:58Accidents happen all the time
01:02:59And cheerleading
01:03:00So tragic
01:03:01I can't do that
01:03:02Coach will kill me
01:03:03Fine
01:03:04And say goodbye
01:03:05To those little supplements
01:03:06That keep you fitting
01:03:06In your uniforms
01:03:08I know everything
01:03:09Girls
01:03:10Every dirty little secret
01:03:11Do exactly as I say
01:03:13Or you're gone
01:03:14Your call
01:03:15And make sure she falls hard enough
01:03:17She never gets back up
01:03:25Very sweet
01:03:28What happened back there
01:03:29How did you know
01:03:30That Rita put those vitamins
01:03:31In my purse
01:03:32I saw Rita putting something
01:03:34In your bag
01:03:35So I swapped it out
01:03:38I knew it
01:03:39I knew she was up to something
01:03:40You know I heard her
01:03:41In the bathroom
01:03:42Like ten minutes before
01:03:43Yeah
01:03:44She was throwing up
01:03:46It was when we were
01:03:48When we were
01:03:50Having
01:03:53Bone sex
01:03:56So she's the one
01:03:57Who interrupted my grand finale
01:03:59Allison do you have any idea
01:04:00How hard it was to stop
01:04:03Hey do you
01:04:05Do you think I'm fat
01:04:07Seriously go put that garbage
01:04:08In your head
01:04:09I don't want you to say
01:04:10Anything like that again
01:04:11I mean I'm being serious though
01:04:12I'm being serious too
01:04:13Allison
01:04:15Perfect guess who you are
01:04:16Yeah
01:04:18I'll always be there
01:04:20To catch you on your phone
01:04:23Always
01:04:26All right
01:04:27On the count
01:04:28You both perform
01:04:29An elevated prep
01:04:30Rita you're up first
01:04:31Then Allison
01:04:44Okay
01:04:45Allison
01:04:45Hey
01:04:47Great job you guys
01:04:48You killed it
01:05:12Hey
01:05:13I told you to catch you
01:05:15Brett
01:05:17You just saved my life
01:05:22Guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something huh
01:05:25Are you serious Scott
01:05:27You bailed on the stunt
01:05:28So you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:30Are you kidding me
01:05:31They almost dropped me
01:05:32I could have been paralyzed
01:05:33I could have died
01:05:34That would have been the best news of my life
01:05:36Rita
01:05:37That is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:39Leave the gym
01:05:40And think very carefully
01:05:42About your future on this team
01:05:45Oh
01:05:46Brett
01:05:47Thank you
01:05:48Oh my gosh
01:05:49I really appreciate that catch
01:05:50I almost had a heart attack
01:05:52All right everyone
01:05:53In light of performances
01:05:55And character
01:05:56I am so proud to announce
01:05:58Allison Scott
01:06:00As the new captain
01:06:02Thank you
01:06:03Thank you
01:06:04Wow
01:06:06Congratulations Captain Scott
01:06:07I'm proud of you
01:06:08Wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:13And that's game
01:06:14State loses 21 to 35
01:06:19Allie
01:06:20Look I know
01:06:21It's not what you wanted
01:06:22It's okay
01:06:23Because you did good
01:06:24That's all that matters
01:06:25Thanks bro
01:06:26I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:27I'll be right back
01:06:27Ew
01:06:28Don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:30Yo
01:06:31Allison
01:06:32She is
01:06:33Looking good baby
01:06:34Y'all do private shows
01:06:36You know
01:06:37Something with a little extra
01:06:38Bump and grind
01:06:39You're so gross
01:06:42Yo what the hell
01:06:43Are you serious?
01:06:44What?
01:06:45What's going on?
01:06:45I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:47No don't play with me bitch
01:06:48You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:50I hate your dreams
01:06:51How about you spend more time training on the field
01:06:54So that what happens today
01:06:55Never happens again
01:06:57You think you're so fucking special
01:06:59Why?
01:07:01You know everyone knows
01:07:02How you got a captain's position
01:07:03How?
01:07:04By sucking your way to the top
01:07:06I mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:08Considering how much you suck
01:07:09While you play
01:07:11You shameless whore
01:07:12Hey
01:07:14I'm more one
01:07:16I do
01:07:16You're defending your slut's honor huh?
01:07:18She's a public bus
01:07:20Everybody gets a ride
01:07:23Hey
01:07:24Hey fuck this
01:07:27You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:34That's enough
01:07:35What's going on here?
01:07:36I mean coach we all saw it
01:07:37Chatter's gonna hit her
01:07:39You're gonna hit her?
01:07:41Get my office now
01:07:42You
01:07:43With me
01:07:44This is a really nasty cut okay
01:07:46Let's
01:07:47We should take you to the ER okay
01:07:49Alright
01:07:50You sure you are
01:07:56It's a really nasty cut
01:07:58Brett
01:07:58You could have broken your hand
01:08:00Yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:02Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:05Shut up
01:08:11You know I could kind of get used to this
01:08:13Having nurse Allison around
01:08:16Take care of me
01:08:17Help me out
01:08:19Hey guys
01:08:20304
01:08:20I think it's this one
01:08:21Let's go see the hero
01:08:23Oh shit
01:08:24No that's Ron and the whole team
01:08:25They can't see us like this
01:08:27I won't let him
01:08:29Let's tell him
01:08:30Let's tell him the truth
01:08:31In front of
01:08:32The entire team
01:08:34Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:37Rewind you
01:08:38Let's hide
01:08:45Brett
01:08:46Brett
01:08:47Brett you in there
01:08:47Yeah I'm just uh washing up man
01:08:49God you have no idea
01:08:52How crazy you drive me
01:08:55You know every single time I see you
01:08:56All I can think about is uh
01:09:01Doing this
01:09:03You need a hand man
01:09:04No I got everything I need
01:09:05Uh
01:09:07Right here
01:09:13You gotta be quiet
01:09:17Let's see what I thought it was
01:09:20Brett stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:22Hey you know what it uh
01:09:24Takes me a very long time
01:09:26Assholes
01:09:36I feel what you did
01:09:37I feel what you did
01:09:40It's kinda hard to mess
01:09:43Yeah
01:09:44I'm just gonna
01:09:46Brett you gotta
01:09:47You gotta speed this up man
01:09:48We got your food
01:09:49It's gonna get cold
01:09:49You know my hands are soft bro
01:09:51I can help you
01:09:51Hey why don't you guys just beat it
01:09:53Alright
01:09:53I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:55Alright let's just give him some space
01:09:57Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:58Yeah don't pull muscles
01:09:59You know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:02I think I've earned some uh
01:10:06Alison physical therapy time
01:10:07You know what I mean
01:10:08You know you could have just asked
01:10:11You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:26You know what I did
01:10:26She's breathing
01:10:27She's breathing
01:10:30Is she gonna help me?
01:10:32No, I think I'm just gonna watch
01:10:41I'm so ready for you
01:10:43I'm so ready for you
01:10:46I'm so ready for you
01:10:47I'm so ready for you
01:10:48I don't know
01:10:49I don't know
01:10:52Bradco's pro-opted this, guaranteed.
01:10:55I've heard the half-time show's gonna break the internet.
01:10:57Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:10:59Sick.
01:11:00Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
01:11:04Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:09I will end you.
01:11:11Leave it.
01:11:13Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:15You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:17Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot, she fought it.
01:11:20With illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:22And her dealer?
01:11:24Look no further than your MVP, Brett Harrison.
01:11:31That's not true.
01:11:33You know what? I don't care.
01:11:35Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:37She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:40Just ask them yourself.
01:11:42Oh, really?
01:11:43Let's ask the SWAT, then.
01:11:47Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:51He said he had good stuff.
01:11:53But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:56You know, that's bullshit.
01:11:58I have proof.
01:12:01I know real doctors.
01:12:03I've got pills.
01:12:05Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:08Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:12This is insane, okay?
01:12:14I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:16Oh, sweetie.
01:12:17It's all coming out now.
01:12:18I saw her taking pills.
01:12:20For practice.
01:12:21We trusted you.
01:12:22Cheater!
01:12:23Suck.
01:12:25Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:28Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:30She's using you.
01:12:31For the clout?
01:12:32For the status?
01:12:34Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:36Nobody.
01:12:36A total bottom feeder.
01:12:38Rudy, you know what?
01:12:39You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:41How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:42And what'd you do to it?
01:12:43You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:45Boo!
01:12:47Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:49Everybody, just shut up.
01:12:51This is my sister, okay?
01:12:52She would never do something like this.
01:12:54And here come the pretzels.
01:12:57All right, no, no, that's enough.
01:13:00Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:13:02as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:05I have no choice.
01:13:07Alice and Scott, you are hereby removed
01:13:10from your position as captain of the cheerleader camp.
01:13:12Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:14pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:17Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:19Hold on.
01:13:20Hold it.
01:13:21If you would please, look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:24I know some real doctors that can help you guys
01:13:26get healthy in the right way.
01:13:28No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:31You'd really help us?
01:13:32Absolutely.
01:13:33Listen, you guys are never going to have to take any of these
01:13:35to save your spouse ever again.
01:13:36So, what's the catch?
01:13:38You're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:40This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:44not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:47Not for the drugs.
01:13:49These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:51They're vitamins.
01:13:52You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:55You want to check these out, principal?
01:13:59He's right.
01:14:00These are common supplements.
01:14:02Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:05to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:08She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:10and she's been shaming them,
01:14:11degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:13Now, everybody is different,
01:14:15but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:17Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason,
01:14:19one reason only, because she was a threat.
01:14:21She threatened the total control that Rita had
01:14:23over the entire squad, and it's horrible.
01:14:26Because Allison, she's a beautiful person,
01:14:28and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:30And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:34That's not true. He's lying.
01:14:36She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:39Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!
01:14:43Lock her up! Lock her up!
01:14:43You fucking bitch! You ruined my life!
01:14:47You ruined it yourself.
01:14:59Look at you, playing the victim.
01:15:02You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:05Just when I give you a chance,
01:15:07you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:09Nothing but a little...
01:15:10Shut up, dude. Shut up.
01:15:12What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:14I don't have to do anything.
01:15:15You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:17Mr. Williams!
01:15:21Apparently, we've had a number of allegations
01:15:24of sexual harassment against you
01:15:26from various female students.
01:15:28As of now, you are officially suspended
01:15:30from all school activities.
01:15:31What? No! My father...
01:15:34Your father may have his name on the library,
01:15:36but I assure you, his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:40You can take him away.
01:15:41Artie's over. Let go.
01:15:42No! I'll sue you all!
01:15:44This isn't over!
01:15:47And as for you, Ms. Scott,
01:15:49on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:53I would like to apologize to you
01:15:56for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:58And as of now,
01:15:59you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:03You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:08Thank you, Principal.
01:16:10All right, everyone.
01:16:11Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:13I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:14But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:17So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:18Woo!
01:16:21Let's win!
01:16:34Touchdown!
01:16:35State University wins it all!
01:16:37Woo!
01:16:39Woo!
01:16:41Yes!
01:16:42Yes!
01:16:43Woo!
01:16:43Woo!
01:16:45Woo!
01:16:48Yes!
01:16:52Kiss!
01:16:54Kiss!
01:16:56Kiss!
01:16:56Kiss!
01:16:58Kiss!
01:16:58Kiss!
01:17:01Woo!
01:17:03Hey, Allison!
01:17:08the way i'm not even surprised
01:17:13hey well you know what uh he's cool i think he knew before we did
01:17:20i love you kid scott i love you too quarterback
01:17:38you
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