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She's Not Homeless She's Healer Godess
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00:00:02Healer Goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:52Praise! She is the Healer Goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:14in need?
00:01:27You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:32run!
00:01:35Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46I'll do it.
00:01:49I'll do it.
00:01:52I'll do it.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:02:00Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:17Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years. We have no idea what the illness is. If
00:02:23anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26Be Lysander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:32He's so hot!
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him. Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:56Grandma!
00:02:57I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:23We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:40Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:47The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What? Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine now.
00:03:56Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:02Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:12Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:14Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:19Hold still.
00:04:26My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on. Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he? What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:56Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:38Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:40I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:07If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:13Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:30That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:34We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:42If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her. James, come put out a voucher to the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:14I'll save your son.
00:07:17Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:24How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:35Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:40That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:51Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:56But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:03Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:06You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:08I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:12I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14Mm-hmm.
00:08:15I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew!
00:08:32Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:36Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58All right.
00:08:59I'll give you a shot.
00:09:01But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:20Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:23No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:24My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:28Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:39Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:40He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:46As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:53Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her.
00:09:57Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:01Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:20Oh, okay!
00:10:22What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:35What are we doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that Sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:48Are you insane?
00:10:49Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:11:00Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay.
00:11:05I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:18This?
00:11:25Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What?
00:11:30So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is, what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree.
00:11:42I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:48years?
00:11:49We are all certified.
00:11:51But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:11Because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:29I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely.
00:12:34You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:37You don't compare to me, us, who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:42I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the struper circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing if you can't
00:12:56wake him up.
00:12:57Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:07back.
00:13:08Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:12What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:15And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:27And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:33These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:44There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:52It's a deal.
00:13:54I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her!
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:54Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:01What? Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:20Oh, yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well, put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:36Oh!
00:15:42Left, leave the wrong breath.
00:15:48You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:54She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course.
00:16:13I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:36Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:42Angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call...
00:16:46Malpractice.
00:16:48This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:50But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:57Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:04Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on. You two are going in there alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:33Alright, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:18:03Let's go for this.
00:18:16I'm sorry.
00:18:24I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:18:27I enfants...
00:18:27I'm sorry, I can't tell you, no.
00:18:28I don't want them.
00:18:30I don't want them.
00:18:33I don't want them.
00:18:34Let's go for it.
00:18:35I don't want them.
00:18:35Let's go for it.
00:18:37I don't want them.
00:18:37The one who runs out is really amazing and incredible.
00:18:37The one who runs out is really crazy,
00:18:39you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:43armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:50that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:55stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:19:02that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little like uh on the streets are you
00:19:12shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:19:17background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:22you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:38i told you all to stay out
00:19:46this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:55i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:01i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:07you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:13i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:21steal the hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that
00:20:26bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:34you regain consciousness
00:20:46help me i just want
00:20:52something is wrong
00:20:56you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:59lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:13sir
00:21:14the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:19my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:24i need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door
00:21:27rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:36right
00:21:38he writes the world
00:21:46who the fuck are you
00:21:47and why the hell are we
00:21:49good you're awake
00:21:53i'm saving you saving me by bathing with me
00:21:58who are you a fucking spy
00:22:01talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper
00:22:10i will never
00:22:11i will
00:22:25look who's guilty now
00:22:29look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:31all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:33a man is attracted
00:22:35to a naked woman
00:22:38and her breasts
00:22:39science okay it just means that my body
00:22:41oh shut up
00:22:45you're just talking to me with your funny
00:22:47and i'm a professional
00:22:49i hear lysander's voice
00:22:51captain do something now
00:22:52ready
00:22:59we're almost there
00:23:01aim
00:23:03get him boys
00:23:04get him
00:23:06fire
00:23:10fire
00:23:25those
00:23:26evis cells
00:23:27how is this possible
00:23:29it's not even a scratch
00:23:31i told you this is dark magic
00:23:33of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:36no i believe miss trixie is a good person
00:23:39she's not the dark witch
00:23:40young master armstrong you are too easily fooled
00:23:44this homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:48how is she going to save someone else's life
00:23:50that's right
00:23:51the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:55if we can't save him
00:23:57no one can
00:23:58except for the goddess healer
00:23:59think about it
00:24:00we heard lysander's voice
00:24:02he's been in a coma for two years miss trixie must have woken him up
00:24:05you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:12maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:24:15no no absolutely not
00:24:18there is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:21how could you know for sure
00:24:22right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie
00:24:26you're wrong sir
00:24:27this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:32it's called borderline revival
00:24:34she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:37but only temporarily
00:24:39it's a trick
00:24:40to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:43that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:46i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:49to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:52my son doesn't deserve this
00:24:54he is dying right now
00:24:56naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:57with a smelly vagrant
00:24:59then it looks like it's up to me
00:25:00the witch doctor
00:25:02only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:07my son's life is in your hands
00:25:09you heal him
00:25:10i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:13i don't know who you are
00:25:15but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:25:21this is it
00:25:22the finishing touch
00:25:25i must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:28so we can both survive
00:25:47it's poison gas
00:25:50poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:55poison gas my son is in there
00:25:58you're jeopardizing his life as well
00:26:00no don't worry general
00:26:01gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:26:05soon she'll come out crying to mommy
00:26:08then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:10and then he can marry one of us
00:26:13they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:18i made a promise to you that i'd save you
00:26:21it's now or never
00:26:35what the hell are they doing in there
00:26:37it's been over 10 minutes
00:26:38wait a second
00:26:40you don't think that they're
00:26:42you
00:26:43you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there
00:26:45don't point your fingers at me
00:26:47if your brother's dead
00:26:49it's because of that homeless gold digger
00:26:51oh my god
00:26:51yeah
00:26:52she's the one who sealed the door shut
00:26:54i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:58miss trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:27:00if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:27:02this is taking way too long
00:27:05captain morales
00:27:06it's time to get out
00:27:07the big guns
00:27:09these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:12bazooka
00:27:13she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:27:16crap oh my god
00:27:17get back son
00:27:20ready
00:27:21aim
00:27:22oh shit
00:27:27quit your whining and stand down
00:27:42the parasite's been extracted
00:27:43shoot her dead now
00:27:45do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:47i said stand down
00:27:50don't listen to her
00:27:51she's a fraud
00:27:52a termite to the field of medicine
00:27:54i just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:58if i'm a termite then
00:28:01you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:28:03wait a second
00:28:04are you saying you cured my son
00:28:06he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:07you can see for yourself
00:28:10well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:28:12that is it
00:28:13no more stalling general
00:28:15if you won't punish her
00:28:16i will
00:28:21don't hurt her
00:28:27he's a cure
00:28:33his pulse is regular
00:28:35in fact it's never been better
00:28:40there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:51miss trixie did it dad
00:28:53lysander's warm again
00:28:54he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:56and his heart is strong
00:28:58come feel it
00:29:01i saved my son
00:29:02thank you
00:29:04next time
00:29:05don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:07your son would have otherwise died
00:29:09by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:11i've learned my lesson
00:29:13i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:18wait wait no no
00:29:19there is only one person in the world
00:29:22who is more skilled in the field of medicine
00:29:24than the queen angel and i
00:29:28the goddess healer
00:29:33could you really be the goddess of healing
00:29:36but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old
00:29:41and you don't look a day after 20
00:29:43it doesn't matter who i am
00:29:45what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:48devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:52take care
00:29:53no wait
00:29:55miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:57he's right
00:29:59we are men of our words
00:30:00and as i promised you
00:30:01my heir lysander would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:30:04and you did just that
00:30:06of course you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:08i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i
00:30:15i'm already engaged
00:30:19already engaged
00:30:20i am
00:30:21i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:25and he's coming back today
00:30:26but don't be disappointed
00:30:28really i'm no one special
00:30:31i just got lucky with your brother
00:30:33some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:36but you're still lysander's savior
00:30:38please let me give you what i promised
00:30:41take the gold
00:30:42no really
00:30:44i don't need anything
00:30:46i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:51trixie
00:30:52it's your fiance
00:30:53he's back
00:30:54and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:58i must go
00:31:06hobo close
00:31:07halo glow
00:31:08i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie
00:31:12it was just dumb luck
00:31:14she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:17she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:19marrying the hottest
00:31:20most powerful bachelor
00:31:22around
00:31:26i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:32oh my god
00:31:33i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo
00:31:36but this is godly
00:31:39no no no no
00:31:41my standard
00:31:42my standard was not what's supposed to be mine
00:31:46i'd so much rather share him with you
00:31:48than let that penniless ugly bitch have him
00:31:50you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:53take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:55and revoke their licenses
00:31:57wait no
00:31:58we're not for us
00:31:59no she's just better than us
00:32:02oh my god
00:32:03oh my god
00:32:06we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh
00:32:09she's no average jane
00:32:10no she isn't
00:32:11she said it was just dumb luck
00:32:13but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:16why did she wear that shit-stained dress
00:32:18and had an impeccable looking doll
00:32:20but think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:21no normal person could have done that
00:32:23goddess or not
00:32:25homeless or not i don't care
00:32:27i have never met a woman like that
00:32:28i have to find her
00:32:29i have to make her my wife
00:32:31she won my heart over too
00:32:32but if my bestest big bro wants her
00:32:35i'll help you find her
00:32:36all right listen
00:32:38i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:45i'm dumping trixie
00:32:46so i want you
00:32:47your granddaughters
00:32:49filthy things
00:32:50out of my house
00:32:52now
00:32:53trixie paid for this house
00:32:55she waited for you
00:32:56for three years
00:32:58she was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:33:00and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:33:02one with some serious
00:33:03fuck you money
00:33:05so get lost
00:33:07who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:16grandma
00:33:18beatrice
00:33:18trixie
00:33:20amori
00:33:21i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:23i'm dumping you
00:33:24for your best friend
00:33:25marissa
00:33:27in fact
00:33:29the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:30so sign over the house
00:33:32now
00:33:37you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:40and i did
00:33:42for three years while you were deployed
00:33:44yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:33:47and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:50do you have no shame
00:33:51we were together for three years
00:33:53and uh
00:33:54it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:56when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:34:03that's how much you would owe me
00:34:05if i was in the rent-a-boyfriend business
00:34:09i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:11of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:17oh yeah
00:34:18well marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you
00:34:23she grew up even poorer than you
00:34:26and now
00:34:27she's the ceo of an entire corporation
00:34:33and you
00:34:35you're still nothing
00:34:37so you think she's an upgrade
00:34:39of course she's an upgrade
00:34:42look what she uh got me for my engagement
00:34:46oops
00:34:46yeah
00:34:47that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract i gave her
00:34:58you gave her the presidential contract
00:35:00i certainly did
00:35:01in fact
00:35:02marissa
00:35:03you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:13oh i think she's losing it bro
00:35:15that breakup must have hit her hard
00:35:17you two are the ungrateful cheating scum here
00:35:22my granddaughter supported you
00:35:24and your entire family for three years while you were gone
00:35:28how dare you insult her
00:35:31it's okay grandma
00:35:32let's not stoop to that level
00:35:35poor edna
00:35:36she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:39what is he talking about you see
00:35:41show her bob
00:35:47this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is
00:35:51she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:53she was begging on the street for money
00:35:56i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:35:59even if you got no game
00:36:01i got street credit i gotta keep
00:36:03you dig
00:36:04the word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:07and you're one to speak
00:36:08cheater
00:36:10is this true tricksy
00:36:15i've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:36:18i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:21so that i can help them
00:36:23of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:27what is that supposed to mean
00:36:28it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade
00:36:38enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:54at your wedding i will
00:36:56what if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:37:02why should i do good by you
00:37:04i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding
00:37:07as a charity
00:37:09to you
00:37:10fucking bitch
00:37:11you better keep your word
00:37:13oh that's rich
00:37:15after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:18do you remember that
00:37:26trixie
00:37:27marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:29they'll destroy you if you show
00:37:31even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:33grandma
00:37:35i have to confess something to you
00:37:36i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:40trillions
00:37:43that would make you
00:37:45the richest person
00:37:46on the planet
00:37:47it's because of the healing hands i inherited from aseplius
00:37:51the god of healing
00:37:52i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:56that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:37:59and become the goddess healer
00:38:01it makes me angrier
00:38:03hearing her name
00:38:04knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:05but please
00:38:07trixie dear
00:38:08i know it was to broken your heart
00:38:10but
00:38:12embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:14it will only delay the healing process
00:38:17you don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:20after we lost mom and dad
00:38:21because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:25i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:29that's why i'm taking everything back from butch
00:38:31and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:33you've always had an angel's heart
00:38:35i'm certain you will meet someone
00:38:37who will treat you right
00:38:39who actually deserves you
00:38:41you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:45oh yeah
00:38:51you said trixie's crashing my wedding
00:38:53she was bullying us too sasa
00:38:55she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:39:00when hope when nobody steps on snake
00:39:02snake bites back hard
00:39:04so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:08you mean
00:39:11we broadcast
00:39:12that video of you
00:39:16yes
00:39:17her cavewoman stick the 19th century tin can
00:39:20she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:24against my presidential glow up
00:39:26let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:36there he is
00:39:38welcome home brother
00:39:41welcome home general
00:39:44sir
00:39:45the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie
00:39:47this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:49he served with your regiment in the marines
00:39:51you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:54well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:58so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:40:02fucking coward
00:40:02according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:05then we should join her
00:40:07men
00:40:08i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible power that saved my life
00:40:13so she needs our support will you join me in protecting her
00:40:16yes sir
00:40:17we will learn a lot to protect her
00:40:19sir
00:40:20well let's roll
00:40:37welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and budge not only are we
00:40:42getting married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:46allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:53congratulations on the contract once again mrs
00:40:55wakeham stowe butch is taking my last name oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:41:02you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but this is a par-tay
00:41:06after all i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:14the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:19it's an honor and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:25we will make sure we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:32not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:58you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from this
00:42:03oncoming train wreck i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:08uh this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:42:15trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost i bet she's here to bum
00:42:20a meal off us you know being this poor me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was i
00:42:28who bankrolled
00:42:28you two for the last three years and what evidence do you have of that look at me then go
00:42:33look at
00:42:33yourself in the mirror i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any second
00:42:40now to congratulate me and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat sasa she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:48see everyone butch already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still
00:42:55show up to my wedding to suck up to me this is what poor sad girls do they beg for
00:43:01scraps from us
00:43:03the rich and glorious projecting much marissa you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite
00:43:09the hand that feeds you especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:19you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly
00:43:26have a pool to get the us president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble
00:43:33beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now
00:43:40that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what us
00:43:46rich
00:43:46girls do they steal from lane spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa
00:43:55tramples you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold
00:44:02digger quick somebody put that on a memoir so she's embarrassing me in front of everyone she'll make her
00:44:07stop don't listen to her everyone she's the gold digging blood sucking leech i don't even have to
00:44:13lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:19you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you know what
00:44:25i
00:44:25always couldn't stand about you your moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies to make you and
00:44:32girls feel better about yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie because i've
00:44:38got the material goods and you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be chosen because i'm
00:44:44the one who's doing the choosing oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:45:06the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:12you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract it's the lease to the modest
00:45:19home you try to swindle from me see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have
00:45:27the
00:45:27guts to go all the way look at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease and
00:45:31here she is
00:45:32like a good little uh peasant slave that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:41you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:54you misunderstand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you i'm giving it to charity
00:46:08bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she
00:46:13can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just toss
00:46:17away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me i i know what this is you've gotten delusional
00:46:24and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming
00:46:29will scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman
00:46:35doesn't leave until we're through with her this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:45we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the
00:46:49wickham wedding right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:54let's go
00:46:59you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:05including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:12he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled
00:47:18unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like
00:47:24general lysander armstrong no one here's gonna believe you if you really cured the incurable
00:47:29general then sasa is the fucking virgin mary and she's not you're just asking to be humiliated
00:47:36trixie show them butch
00:47:44see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a freeloading beggar
00:47:51she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as now i'm a major in the marines
00:47:58sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:48:05president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the
00:48:16poor
00:48:17do you see this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're
00:48:24as accomplished as me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:29maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:35i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our friendship marissa which is why i came
00:48:41here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:45but no you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street
00:48:53corners like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services
00:49:00well then why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back no
00:49:07man will
00:49:07marry an embarrassment like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:25how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:32awesome don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will
00:49:37be able to save you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one hell
00:49:48of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one
00:49:54to
00:49:54fuck i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've
00:49:59saved before could crush you before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you
00:50:06off your feet but you weren't good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough
00:50:12you're souring my party so you either get the fuck out or i'm gonna shoot you on the count of
00:50:19three
00:50:20i think i quite like it here two
00:50:33hmm this wine is so delicious one shoot nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:51:01who the hell is this
00:51:06i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you
00:51:09no i'm fine but um when did i become your future wife
00:51:16you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:22really it was nothing i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me
00:51:28any favors
00:51:35i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie look at you guys all lovey dove
00:51:40don't
00:51:41try to pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of woman of
00:51:45virtue that a man
00:51:46would die for you don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash no man who in
00:51:56a
00:51:56hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:52:05i see her in the marines
00:52:09i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i don't know like a seven now
00:52:15that she's all
00:52:15cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on that whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:20oh my real man never talks about a woman no way you're a coward
00:52:40we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:45you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:49you're only getting off with it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never
00:52:53coming near her again you understand you want to with me a little dipshit i'm a major
00:52:58you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you do you really not know who
00:53:04this is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you been doing this whole time if you
00:53:09don't
00:53:09know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy
00:53:15war hero is this all part of your plan trixie poor girl did you sell your house to hire this
00:53:23actor
00:53:23so you can feel better about yourself a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries trixie is
00:53:29worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:34a bum girl and a pimp what a pair it seems like they don't know who you are since you've
00:53:40been out
00:53:40of action for so long maybe we should try to piss them off some more don't you think
00:53:46bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:55what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:54:01but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:06i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear it's not in my
00:54:11nature
00:54:12i'm like somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman like you so incredible and kind
00:54:24and beautiful so i know that you're the one for me this guy's either nuts or a really really good
00:54:33yeah sure oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:54:44trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion worth 500
00:54:51million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second gift
00:54:59this contains all the rights to my entire fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy
00:55:06actor must be that easy they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got
00:55:11nothing left why sander i really don't care for any of us look i i know i know that you
00:55:18are the
00:55:18farthest thing from a material woman okay which is exactly why well my third gift is um
00:55:34well
00:55:42cleo hey oh my god you found my dog
00:55:52trixie i'm just a man but with you it's so much more trixie amore
00:56:00will you marry me
00:56:04you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:56:09yes i will marry you
00:56:27go go power couple
00:56:31okay stop the only power couple here is butch and i let's remind everyone how worth this trixie is
00:56:41no man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps hey i don't care if
00:56:48she's homeless or not but i'm making this woman my wife which means that she will be treated as
00:56:53and cherished as the most precious woman on earth understand
00:57:01you still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth this is general lysander
00:57:12armstrong
00:57:16as if like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like trixie
00:57:22yes the armstrong family basically control the global stock market
00:57:26lysander armstrong would sooner marry the princess of england than
00:57:29someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:32i bet my life you're all just
00:57:34actors then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:37come on lysander what are we waiting for let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie
00:57:41what can a bunch of piss poor people do to us the elites
00:57:44infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:47she wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck truth is she's just a useless lazy
00:57:53bitchin bum she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:59i can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence i'd handle them myself but
00:58:07i'll let you do all the heavy lifting go ahead lysander
00:58:17yes hello this is lysander please bankrupt marissa wickham for me
00:58:23oh my gosh i'm so scared anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:34uh hello yes
00:58:39what
00:58:54hey hey hey are you sure that was the call saucy that that was a real call people don't just
00:59:00suddenly go bankrupt like that my company's dead it evaporated poof it's a thin air
00:59:08then that's impossible who are you what did you do secretary cho
00:59:14you said you're the secretary of health right and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns
00:59:19the entire global stock market could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham then that means
00:59:27you're really lysander armstrong the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:33tricks he's married the famed war hero the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:41now you believe me those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:45no there's there's got to be some some trick to this you guys are just bums trying to extort money
00:59:50from
00:59:50us i know why you're all over tricksy because you've been in the military for so long you don't know
01:00:05what a real woman can do for you let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you
01:00:10a good time
01:00:13do you have your hands for me or i'll have them removed for you
01:00:16i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are guess the
01:00:27cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:31sasa was just trying to save the company i don't blame her at all your double standards are incredible
01:00:37okay you don't want me fine but there's plenty of other efficiency i can give you a room full of
01:00:44pageant winners uh 18 years old fresh for the taking
01:00:54i did that so you wouldn't have to miss tricksy thank you devon marissa not only have you backstabbed me
01:01:02your best friend by stealing my fiance but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your
01:01:09company back you're an insult to all good women out there no to all of humanity so now everything that
01:01:15i've ever given you to i'm taking it all back wait everyone stop they're imposters
01:01:30i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:35because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself so we won't go bankrupt the goddess healer
01:01:41you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products
01:01:47yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine the goddess healer's
01:01:53motto is the right rewrites the wrong the left leave the wrong bereft that means she's rewarding me
01:02:00the president would never let your company go bankrupt in fact she's on her way now
01:02:08so you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't lysander armstrong
01:02:14who the cares who he is if the president and the goddess healer approves of my product
01:02:19who cares about this washed up war hero we can break his legs break his arms no one would even
01:02:24bat an
01:02:24eye she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services fbi fbi you're under arrest for
01:02:33fraudulent claims and identity theft gotcha
01:02:41guess i still get the last laugh trixie no don't arrest her trixie is a good person please officer
01:02:49don't arrest her grandma mr rogers mrs williams what are you all doing here the neighbors heard
01:02:55about the breakup between you and butch we were worried so we came here to back you up listen officer
01:03:01i can attest that trixie amoria is a good neighbor she's very kind-hearted and would never break the
01:03:08law yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition trixie gave her everything
01:03:13she had just to help her out she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well my fiance really
01:03:20is
01:03:20an incredible woman she's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:28you must be the criminal pretending to be general lysander armstrong my brother is not a criminal he's a
01:03:35war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack without him this whole country
01:03:40would have been bombed to ass and that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity general
01:03:45lysander armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist and we've received
01:03:50no word that he's woken up yet so this must be an imposter i can tell that this whole dilemma
01:03:56with
01:03:56my identity is causing you a lot of trouble i promise i'll get it resolved and we can focus on
01:04:01taking down your scumbag ex you want to arrest me fine but don't fuck with my fiancee you don't get
01:04:09to
01:04:10decide punk let's go
01:04:34get him if you can
01:04:54get him if you can
01:05:06Oh, my God.
01:05:26Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:38Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:42Grandma.
01:05:44Meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:02She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:06:04and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:20Drown out the poor!
01:06:21See, Trixie?
01:06:22You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me,
01:06:26even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield,
01:06:33because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat, Kate!
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:29Dammit!
01:07:30Dammit!
01:07:30Dammit!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:35That'll cheat you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're cornered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:43Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:46I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:53Now hold still for me.
01:07:57Rite rewrites the world.
01:08:09Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:12By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:14Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:26No.
01:08:26Please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:49I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:54God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:57But you're close.
01:08:58Bullshit!
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will.
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:59You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really wanna die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:06I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:08Whoops.
01:10:09Just frosted again.
01:10:10Whoops.
01:10:11And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happening.
01:10:13I'm gonna hit you.
01:10:14Stop!
01:10:15Stop!
01:10:17Stop!
01:10:20Stop!
01:10:21Stop!
01:10:24No!
01:10:25No!
01:10:26Hey!
01:10:28What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:46See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:24You think anyone would want to marry you when you got nothing to offer?
01:11:29When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:50That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:53Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:58You've got nothing on me.
01:12:03Yes.
01:12:04Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess!
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:15Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:32I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:35You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:40Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:49There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:58so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:04Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:17Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:34You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working. You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:01And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No. Trixie, look. I believe you. You saved me. Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:18No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:30Tear her apart!
01:14:31Tear her apart!
01:14:33Tear her apart!
01:14:38Tear her apart!
01:14:40Tear her apart!
01:14:42Tear her apart!
01:14:48Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:51Tear her apart!
01:14:54Tear her apart!
01:14:56Tear her apart!
01:14:59Tear her apart!
01:15:03this already once, okay? Right, Secretary Cho? This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try
01:15:11to bankrupt me, but you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming
01:15:15still, right? Yes, we all thought he was a fraud. What I mean is, you're the war hero, General
01:15:23Lysander Armstrong, and how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding? The moment you wake up, you
01:15:29fall under this vixen spell, and now you're attacking one of the most important allies
01:15:34to the president? He is the general, but he's in trouble now. Did you hear that? Even the vice
01:15:42president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader. So what if Trixie picked up some
01:15:47washed-up war hero? We got the VP and the president on our side. You'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:55I told you. Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason!
01:16:00Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:08Hurry! The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President. My brother is a war hero. He single-handedly saved
01:16:18this country from terrorist attack. He was in a coma for two years. If it wasn't for Miss Trixie,
01:16:23he would- Enough! You speak another word, and I will bring down your entire family,
01:16:28not just your brother. Kevin, it's okay. Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life
01:16:35once for my country. I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's
01:16:40life. And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President. I never gave a fuck
01:16:45about any damn titles. I truly saved a good man.
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance. And what can you do about it? Oh, Mr. Vice
01:17:02President,
01:17:03I have a swell idea. My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:09Let's try it out on them. Hold on, Mr. Vice President, there's no way that you're taking
01:17:15this seriously. Put innocent civilian lives in danger? Despicable! What's more despicable
01:17:20is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power. Miss Wickham, you can use
01:17:26full force on them. Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:33Oh! Shoot! Wait, that's the president.
01:17:45Wait, that's the president. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry,
01:18:09Madam President. That was... They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:14What is this? Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon,
01:18:18Madam, for your military. This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing
01:18:23with. You're the uncivilized buffoon. I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility. And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've
01:18:33made with the contract I gave you? What are you doing? Reverse the poison and take it out of the
01:18:38president before it's too late. That is easy. There's no need. I'll save that
01:18:55everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:08She... She is... She is a criminal. Don't worry, Madam President. We will arrest her and we'll
01:19:14throw her in prison. I'd be quiet if I were you, because you're the one that would be going
01:19:18to prison once everyone is healed up. What are you talking about? The president literally came here to
01:19:24give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:35This contract?
01:19:37Yeah! Yes! Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:57My contract, you bitch! And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus. Don't you realize? Or are you too
01:20:21much of a
01:20:21goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa. Money is worth more to you than human lives. And that's
01:20:29something I cannot tolerate. So prepare yourself. Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:36What are you going to do? The president is here, and I just invented the best biomedical products in
01:20:43the world. You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now. So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:55She's going to give me my billion-dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President? You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar
01:21:14closet. You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I-I-I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:31And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:37You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:40It's the one and only. And it's...
01:21:47Her.
01:21:59Whaaaaat?
01:22:03Welcome, goddess.
01:22:16You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, to help those in need, and make sure the man
01:22:31I
01:22:32chose loved me for me.
01:22:34No, so that means the billion-dollar contract, it-it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39Then she took it away just like that.
01:22:43That was her golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:47But after everything you've done, I'm officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear to you, I didn't know you were an exorcist.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is. Trixie has a heart of gold, and she's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's going to be my wife, because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:30All her goals, all her clothes, all that could have been mine.
01:23:35This is all your fault.
01:23:37You seduce me!
01:23:39Don't help me!
01:23:41You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:23:48I want to be rich again!
01:23:50I'll be your slave.
01:23:51A kiss, the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:04And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:24:08arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:12It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:15It's your fault!
01:24:16I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I don't care!
01:24:18You were rich!
01:24:20I'll see myself now!
01:24:22Rest assured goddess, we will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:36With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes!
01:24:53Well...
01:24:57Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:03I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:05You may kiss.
01:25:07I look good.
01:25:10I do.
01:25:11I've just...
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