- 1 day ago
Shortland Street 27th April Monday Full Episode 2026
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:07¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:39¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:23¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:27¡Suscríbete al canal!
02:04¡Suscríbete al canal!
02:07¡Suscríbete al canal!
02:53¡Suscríbete al canal!
02:58¡Suscríbete al canal!
03:22¡Suscríbete al canal!
03:50¡Suscríbete al canal!
03:53¡Suscríbete al canal!
04:06¡Suscríbete al canal!
04:09¡Suscríbete al canal!
04:17Professionally, no.
04:19Personally, I prefer to keep my distance.
04:21Okay, but...
04:24We're good?
04:25Yes.
04:30Three, two, one.
04:36Math.
04:39Okay.
04:47We go around the circle and we pick up a card.
04:50My turn, my turn.
04:57It's been a couple of bars.
04:59I love this song.
05:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:11Did you just post that?
05:12Not yet.
05:13Don't post shit without asking me.
05:15Who cares?
05:16Post one of me if you like.
05:17I care.
05:18Don't post that shit.
05:19Okay.
05:20Calm down, Ty.
05:23I'm done.
05:25Oi.
05:25Don't be a dick.
05:27Ash, I'll delete it.
05:29Come back.
05:30Who's Thai?
05:33Thai?
05:36Because he loves Thai food.
05:38He seems pretty angry about photos for a guy who doesn't have a bad angle.
05:42Yeah.
05:43I'll fill up.
05:44And then I'll go talk to him.
05:54I'm working with you today.
05:55I asked David for a female nurse.
05:57Men go through fertility treatment too.
05:59Yeah, sure.
06:00But not everyone is as chill as me talking about cycles and ovaries.
06:04Can we not do this on shift?
06:06Sorry to interrupt.
06:07We're just giving the investors the grand tour.
06:09Oh.
06:10Kia ora.
06:10Welcome.
06:11This is two of our lovely nurses, Selena and Viliami.
06:14Thank you for joining us today, Vili.
06:16Anytime.
06:17Okay, let's go.
06:19Okay, no appointments for the next hour, so we need to call clients off this list with their
06:24results and updates.
06:26So why don't you start with this one?
06:31Hi, Sarah.
06:33It's Selena, the fertility nurse at Shortland Street.
06:35I've got some great news for you.
06:37We got your HCG results back and we can confirm that you are pregnant.
06:42Congratulations.
06:43We're all really happy for you.
06:47We'll send you for some follow-up, lads.
06:48But in the meantime, look after yourself, okay?
06:52And enjoy this really special moment.
06:56Okay.
06:57Bye.
07:01Linga.
07:05Are you all right about Steve's?
07:07Should I come home?
07:09Nah, it's okay.
07:10Nah, I want to.
07:11This house smells like wet laundry and Doritos.
07:17Smash some taskmasters.
07:19I'll make some dinner, eh?
07:22How about I call the next one?
07:29Honestly, you should have been there in real life.
07:31It was hectic.
07:33And everyone was...
07:36Babe!
07:37How you going?
07:38Was that about me?
07:40What?
07:41Whatever.
07:42I'm fine.
07:42Yeah.
07:43It'll totally blow over.
07:45Hang on.
07:45You're the one that told me to speak my mind and now look what's happened.
07:48You literally did not do that.
07:49You told me not to care about what people think.
07:51Yeah.
07:52But I didn't say give a hectic speech and try to steal his award.
07:56I did the transplant.
07:57That award, it's at least half mine.
07:59Exactly.
08:00That's what Nah said.
08:02What?
08:03No.
08:04Oh.
08:05You haven't seen it?
08:06Seen what?
08:09I don't know if you'd want to, but just watch till the end.
08:14But I must take a moment to acknowledge a truly remarkable individual.
08:19Phil Grayson.
08:20An exceptional physician, my colleague and friend.
08:23She performed this transplant under circumstances that would daunt most.
08:27While I had the privilege of guiding her through it, it was Phil's skill and determination that brought it to
08:32life.
08:33This award is as much hers as it is mine.
08:36So, Phil, if you're listening, congratulations and thank you.
08:42This belongs to both of us.
08:44I'm sorry.
08:45You're the best.
08:46You're actually the best.
08:47I am.
08:47I'm sorry.
08:48Just leave it.
08:49Leave it.
08:51You all good?
08:52Yeah.
08:55Long Island iced teas.
08:58My mum taught me how to make these.
09:00Shut up.
09:00Cody.
09:02Last time I had one of these, I got banned from the surf lifeguard shed at Ahipara.
09:08Cheers.
09:12Oh, that's lethal.
09:15You know, I wanted to be alone today, but it turns out I am a work-obsessed loser who doesn't
09:22have any friends.
09:23You got us.
09:24But you're a gang.
09:25I'm a fourth joiner.
09:27I love a fourth joiner.
09:29I hear a ledge.
09:31Now, this might be the love of my life, but he's having someone else's baby.
09:35Could you also have his baby?
09:37I really, really liked him.
09:40Babies suck.
09:41Right?
09:42How can I compete with that?
09:43Sip your drink, bub.
09:45My ex got another girl pregnant.
09:48I was so gutted, eh?
09:50It was the worst heartbreak ever.
09:52I'm sure you went through that.
09:54How old's the kid now?
09:56Oh.
09:56Turns out she wasn't even pregnant.
09:58She was just on a dry-ass lying buzz, but this still sucked.
10:03I once said to the chick who didn't believe in evolution.
10:06Oh.
10:07She was, like, so beautiful, but she made no sense.
10:11I had a twin.
10:14What?
10:15Bro!
10:16Yeah.
10:16Oh, my God.
10:17Call him.
10:18Right now, I want to meet him.
10:19I can't, but he's dead.
10:24Oh, my God.
10:25I'm so sorry.
10:27What happened?
10:28He was sick.
10:30Cancer.
10:33I don't know how to live my life without him, and I still don't.
10:37I can't even imagine.
10:39Did he get treatment?
10:40Yeah.
10:42And the doctors, over-promised and under-delivered, just treated him like a statistic.
10:49I'm sure they did all they could.
10:53What would you know?
10:56Well, I guess I'm only speaking from my experience as a doctor.
11:00You don't know shit.
11:02You're only a doctor because your mummy made sure of it.
11:05Okay, enough about Poppy's mum.
11:06What the hell has my mum got to do with it?
11:08Well, let's talk about my mum instead, eh?
11:10Look, I'm really sorry for what happened to you, but you don't need to bring-
11:13Okay, that's enough.
11:15Just bonding time over.
11:16Come on.
11:23Maybe we need the-
11:30Bro, you're bleeding.
11:38Poppy, get around the waters.
11:39I'll try and find a bandage.
11:53Oh, look.
11:54Libby and her gaggle of prospective suitors.
11:57It's been our pleasure, Libby.
11:59We look forward to the updates.
12:01Absolutely.
12:01Great to see you, David.
12:03I'll see you out.
12:07Schmoozing, I see.
12:08Well, I'm a natural.
12:10If only I could say the same about dating.
12:13Genuine question.
12:14How does one sustain a relationship past three weeks?
12:17Okay.
12:17I've got something that might take your mind off it.
12:19I need you to do some work for me.
12:22Well, I work for David now, and I'm loving it, by the way.
12:25So you said, and he clearly respects you, but I need the best person for the job, and that is
12:30you.
12:31Oh, well, that ship's sailed.
12:32Sorry, Rach.
12:33Hey, I wouldn't ask if I didn't need you.
12:36Well, then you should have thought about that before you demoted me.
12:39I'll make it worth your while.
12:40Financially.
12:42What is it?
12:43I need you to look into some things at the fertility clinic.
12:46Confidentially.
12:47Oh, so you want me to spy on David?
12:49No, no.
12:50Not spy, exactly.
12:52Good, because I couldn't possibly.
12:53Right.
12:54How does $100,000 sound?
12:57$110,000?
12:58No.
12:59Fine, I'm in.
13:01Find out about the inner workings of the clinic.
13:03Ethics committee, paperwork, unexplained bill payments, any overbilling.
13:08Roger.
13:09But this is strictly between you and me.
13:11If any of this conversation gets out, you will blow it for yourself.
13:15Understood.
13:17Good.
13:18Honestly, Rach, everything seems pretty above board.
13:21I can tell you that two of the investors are from the Lawrence Foundation New Zealand,
13:24and David got them on early because he's a member.
13:27He's a member?
13:29Yes.
13:29Is that a problem?
13:31Not necessarily, but try and find out a bit more about that too.
13:34Okay, I'll let you know how I go.
13:35Oh, and Libby.
13:36Rach, we're not doing that.
13:53Yes, this is my karma for sleeping with Cody.
13:55Hey, I don't hate you for that.
13:57But you did.
13:59I did, with a passion, with a very short passion.
14:03May I sit?
14:06Now, you don't have to tell me why, but I did notice that one of those old guys gave
14:10you the fright of your life.
14:12Shit.
14:13Hey, common of silence until someone walks out of the showers.
14:17It's nothing.
14:18Well, maybe, but it might be nice to have someone to run to if it happens again.
14:24One of the guys is called Scott Collins.
14:28He's my ex.
14:30Oh.
14:31Well.
14:32I know.
14:33No, sorry, I'm not passing any judgment.
14:36I do understand the allure of an older gentleman.
14:38I guess I'm just surprised.
14:41Yeah.
14:42I am too, now that I've had time away from him.
14:46Well, I hope he bought you a mansion for bringing beauty and youth into his life.
14:52He was married.
14:54So, no, it wasn't really a public thing.
14:58Oh.
15:00Yeah.
15:01I lost my job.
15:03It's the whole reason why I'm here.
15:06Did he break your heart?
15:09That really sucks.
15:11It caused a massive rift between my mum and dad.
15:15All my workmates.
15:16Basically, everyone in my life said, see ya.
15:20I truly learned who my real friends were.
15:22Turns out, no one at the hospital.
15:26I'm sorry.
15:28Well, you know, he just continues no staying on his name.
15:34Sorry.
15:35Do you want to say something funny?
15:39These idiots have been drinking since 9 a.m.
15:44Yeah, I wish I was drunk.
15:46Well, we can fix that.
15:47Maybe not right now, but definitely at the end of this shift.
15:52You won't tell anyone, right?
15:54Of course not.
15:57God, what do I do now?
15:59Honestly, I'd hide in the research library and scroll if it was me.
16:02I think Nas would like me less than he likes Phil if I did that.
16:05After last night, I think you'd do a little light murdering, and he'd still like you more than he likes
16:10Phil.
16:16Nas, I owe you a massive apology.
16:19Personally, not just professionally.
16:20You've already said sorry.
16:21Yes, but I didn't mean it.
16:22Yeah, I could tell.
16:25But I mean it now, so if you could just please hear me out.
16:28What's changed?
16:29Do I have something you need?
16:31Izzy showed me your acceptance speech.
16:33Well, you could have heard it yourself if you hadn't stormed in and hijacked the moment.
16:37I just wanted people to know that I was part of it.
16:39Yeah, well, that was a rotten way to do it.
16:41I've worked exceptionally hard in my career and will happily accept an award, but I also know how to give
16:45credit where it's due.
16:47I know, and I'm genuinely so sorry I derailed your night and I made it about me.
16:51You know, Phil, I probably should have expected it.
16:54Well, like you said, I'm your friend.
16:56No.
16:57No.
16:58You work in my department, I'm your senior consultant, and I'm telling you right now, I never want to hear
17:02about this ever again.
17:03Understood?
17:03Thank God.
17:08Hey.
17:10So, I am officially signing up for fertility treatment.
17:15That's awesome.
17:16Yeah, and I've got some of the money sorted, but I'm just going to have to do some shifting around.
17:21I'm not sure where the rest of it's going to come from, but the universe will provide, right?
17:25I'll figure it out.
17:27Yeah.
17:29Or, you can wait.
17:31For what?
17:31For the rest of my eggs to wither in a basket?
17:34Oh, hey, I made you something.
17:35What's this?
17:36So, this is a gym program, and on this tab, just some nutrition stuff.
17:41Are you serious?
17:42Yeah, I thought it might help.
17:43I can support you.
17:44Oh, so you want to support me to get skinny so I can have a baby?
17:48No, no, just to lower your BMI.
17:49If money's tight, you want to get it right, don't you?
17:51Right.
17:51There's no strong evidence that proves that BMI affects fertility treatment.
17:55Yeah, but the clinic's guidelines...
17:56Yeah, are outdated and discriminatory.
18:01Sorry, I just want to help.
18:03I'm really good at this stuff, and I just thought that...
18:04Bro, out of all of the things that you decide to support me on, you choose weight loss.
18:09Thanks, bro.
18:13David is a member of the Lawrence Foundation who are funding the treatment at the fertility clinic.
18:19That's a conflict of interest.
18:21Bingo.
18:22Has he declared it?
18:23Not as far as I can find.
18:25Well, why would he keep that secret?
18:26I don't know, but something is off.
18:29I think we should confront him together, so we can't back out of it, and we won't fail this time.
18:35You mean I won't?
18:37Your words.
18:40Let's hold off.
18:41Chris, come on.
18:43If he's covering up something relatively minor like this, there's bound to be a whole lot more underneath.
18:48We need to be smart.
18:51Let's wait.
18:52Keep an eye on him.
18:53Which I'll actually stick to.
18:55Point taken.
18:56So you trust me now?
18:58Hmm.
18:59Against my better judgement, maybe.
19:03Well, it's not over yet, but it's good to have you back on the team.
19:13You can do it.
19:14Ready?
19:16Why do you like that?
19:18Because I'm amazing.
19:19You're psychotic.
19:20You're psychotic.
19:26I'm so stoked we've all become mates.
19:29Yeah.
19:30Bully.
19:31Me too.
19:32This is the best flat.
19:33I didn't even know that I needed this today.
19:36Yeah?
19:37Yeah, of course.
19:38I love you guys.
19:39But our group's got rules, eh?
19:41We're not hooking up with each other anymore.
19:45All good with me?
19:45I like her.
19:47She's cool.
19:49Do you?
19:50Yes.
19:51You're awesome.
20:04Hey, Lib.
20:05How was your day?
20:06Great.
20:07I made some money.
20:08Helped make some babies.
20:09Love that.
20:10Hey, so...
20:12Taste this.
20:13Tell me if it needs anything.
20:15Mmm.
20:16Wow, yeah, that's great.
20:17And, um, I'll just make us a cheeky little wine.
20:19Um, I'm okay, thank you.
20:20Can we sit down?
20:22I'll get that.
20:29Hey.
20:30Oh.
20:30Hi.
20:31Hi.
20:33Apparently we have a pizza night.
20:35Italian night.
20:36Como estas?
20:39Hola.
20:40Come in.
20:42Come in.
21:11What's going on?
21:13Oh, I should put on the pasta.
21:21Why does everyone think the worst of me?
21:23Oh, my God.
21:24Please do not make this something that it's not.
21:26I am now the hospital gutter rat for all eternity.
21:28I'm never going to be forgiven.
21:30If I'm not ruining the party, I'm their fair girl.
21:33Yeah.
21:34Yeah, twice over.
21:35Maeve and Hubbell were both married when you said with him.
21:36Yep.
21:37No, I know.
21:38I was there.
21:38Thank you.
21:39Well, if it does make you feel any better.
21:44Actually, actually, no.
21:45I can't say that.
21:47Well, now you have to tell me.
21:48No, like I actually shouldn't.
21:50I'm never going to let this go.
21:52God, you're only in this.
21:53Okay.
21:54But you have to swear you can't tell anyone, okay?
21:57Philippa Grayson, to your grave.
22:00Izzy did the same thing.
22:02Had enough there with this old executive.
22:05What?
22:05Yeah.
22:06Had her old work.
22:07Oh, my God.
22:09And people still love her.
22:11See, I'm not even asking for love.
22:13Liked would be nice.
22:14Not viscerally hated.
22:15Yeah, and that's what I'm saying.
22:17Like, it'll pass if you move on.
22:19Others will too.
22:30Hello?
22:32Late night drive-by?
22:36Yes, please.
22:37I mean, I can go.
22:38Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
22:41No, come here.
22:48I don't want to be alone.
22:52I cannot.
22:55Shut up.
22:56I'm not.
22:57I don't want to.
23:00I don't want to.
23:01I don't want to.
23:02Gracias por ver el video.
Comments