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Lee Cronin's The Mummy Full Movie part 1
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00:00:09To be honest, it wasn't really quick last night.
00:00:11The ground was shaking like my old lady said you like.
00:00:13Man, I'm not saying the earth didn't shake.
00:00:15I'm just saying there's nothing human logical about it.
00:00:17Well, it was our TV genius. 4.5, they say.
00:00:19Man, TV says a lot of things.
00:00:22That's another one of your conspiracy theories.
00:00:25Can you keep a secret?
00:00:26Maybe.
00:00:28It was AIDS.
00:00:29Aliens?
00:00:30Yeah, aliens, you heard me.
00:00:31They're practicing death rays on us all the time.
00:00:33Earthquakes, hurricanes, tsunamis.
00:00:35Now, tell me this.
00:00:36If the earth is made out of 71% water,
00:00:38how come they are always hitting densely populated areas, hmm?
00:00:41Now, what?
00:00:42You dumbest in a box of hammers, you know that.
00:00:44Why are you so dumb?
00:00:45You dumbest in a room over there not saying something.
00:00:50That one room is pretty stupid.
00:00:51Hey, you fellas filled that earthquake last night.
00:00:54Man, that wasn't no earthquake.
00:00:55And I don't care what you or him say.
00:00:59You okay there, big fella?
00:01:00Mmm.
00:01:01Oh, something bit me last night.
00:01:03Something fierce.
00:01:05Last night, huh?
00:01:06Sure wasn't a woman.
00:01:08Could have been a woman.
00:01:09I was in bed at the time.
00:01:15What are you two slack-offs laughing about?
00:01:18Nothing, boss.
00:01:18Good, because I want those eggs loaded and in town too sweet.
00:01:22Roo, front and center.
00:01:23Yeah, boss.
00:01:24So I'm getting in a hen house.
00:01:25Found two of them dead this morning.
00:01:27You think it's a fox?
00:01:28Well, that's what you're gonna find out.
00:01:29Take the shotgun head on over there.
00:01:32You want me to kill it?
00:01:36That's the general idea.
00:01:38Just be careful and don't point that at anything walking on two legs, you hear?
00:01:41Yeah, boss.
00:01:41You can count on me.
00:01:45Whoops.
00:01:45Oh, shit.
00:01:48Oh, shit!
00:01:49Whoa, ho, ho!
00:01:54Oh, shit!
00:02:14What?
00:02:15You gotta go stopped.
00:02:23Oh, my God.
00:02:38Yeah.
00:02:43Oh!
00:02:43Oh!
00:02:44Stop!
00:02:46Ah!
00:02:59My own!
00:03:01Ah!
00:03:03Ah!
00:03:26Ugh!
00:03:28Ah!
00:03:31Ah!
00:03:36Oh!
00:03:38Ah!
00:03:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:07Oh!
00:04:10Aren't you forgetting something?
00:04:13I didn't want to wake you up.
00:04:15You know, I'm late for work and you look like an angel laying there.
00:04:20Call me.
00:04:25So won't you marry me in whiskey Harbor?
00:04:29Give me a kiss and let me cry.
00:04:31Except your love
00:04:37Susie left me with a broken nose
00:04:39And when Amy left she took off my clothes
00:04:42Jenny turned out to be a man
00:04:45And Katie took off with my van
00:04:47Another one just walked out the door
00:04:50I ain't got no damn luck, baby, that's for sure
00:04:57So won't you never make a whiskey bottle
00:05:01Give me a kiss and let me take a sip of your love
00:05:09So won't you marry me a whiskey bottle
00:05:13Give me a kiss and let me take a sip of your love
00:05:19So won't you marry me a whiskey bottle
00:05:23Give me a kiss and let me take a sip of your love
00:05:30So won't you marry me in a whiskey bottle
00:05:35Give me a kiss and let me take a sip of your own love
00:06:17Seriously two hours late that's a new low even for you
00:06:21No, I'm sorry pops you're right things just got a little
00:06:27Out of hand last night
00:06:29Well, I hope you had fun
00:06:31It just cost us the first big money charter of the season
00:06:34It's coming out of your pay
00:06:37Wait, they cancelled?
00:06:38Yeah, well, that's what tourists do when they show up for a grand tour of the Louisiana swamp
00:06:41And their transportation is missing
00:06:45Missing?
00:06:47What's he talking about?
00:06:48You don't remember anything from last night, do you?
00:06:51It's all a little hazy
00:06:55Damn it, son
00:06:57You even know who she was?
00:06:59Good news
00:07:00I just talked to Mo and our boat's caught on a bank about a mile below Gator's Way
00:07:04He saw her on his way in this morning
00:07:06Please, please, tell me that she's still in one piece
00:07:08As far as he could tell
00:07:09See, good news
00:07:10Glass half full, pops
00:07:12Yeah
00:07:13Uh, you have any bear?
00:07:16Don't you think it's a little early, Paul?
00:07:21Uh, bear
00:07:22You know, like the Tylenol
00:07:24You know, I was asking if you had any bear
00:07:26Come here, come here
00:07:27I want to show you something
00:07:28Hey, pops, pops
00:07:29Come up, I want to show you something over here
00:07:34You see this?
00:07:35Who's that handsome devil?
00:07:37That's me, when I was your sister's age
00:07:39Defusing mines in the Gulf of Tonkin
00:07:41Risking my s*** every day
00:07:43What the hell have you ever risked, huh?
00:07:45Except for STDs and a swollen liver
00:07:48I put my time in, pops
00:07:50Yeah, yeah
00:07:51The least amount that you can get away with
00:07:53That boat was your responsibility, Paul
00:07:55It was your only responsibility
00:07:57From now on, Petra's gonna handle the boat to us
00:08:00What?
00:08:01You're demoted to driving the trolleybus
00:08:04Oh, pops, you said I'm the face of lacrosse adventures
00:08:07Yeah, and if you ever want to be the head
00:08:08You'll shut up and do like I tell you
00:08:10Or you're gonna be shucking oysters the rest of your life
00:08:12You won't regret this, Daddy
00:08:14I'm gonna restore some pride to the family name
00:08:16Let's go get the boat, honey
00:08:19You've got a bus tour leaving in an hour
00:08:21Don't screw this up or you're out of here
00:08:23There's no more second chances
00:08:49Take a picture, it'll last longer
00:08:51I just did
00:08:52That's disgusting
00:09:00All right, girls, come on
00:09:03Get on the bus
00:09:05We gotta get going, Charlie
00:09:07I scheduled the tour for noon
00:09:08I know, I know, I know
00:09:09I gotta wake up Barb
00:09:11Hey, Tam, Tam, Tam
00:09:13Do you know where my hard-working, punctual assistant is by any chance?
00:09:16She says she wasn't feeling well, Coach
00:09:18I think she's still up in her room
00:09:21I told her to take it easy on the champagne
00:09:23I swear I did
00:09:25Hi, guys
00:09:26Hurry up, Dad
00:09:26Come on
00:09:27I'm hurrying
00:09:34Barb
00:09:36Come on, wake up
00:09:37You got a long drive today
00:09:44Decent
00:09:46Barb?
00:09:52Barb?
00:09:56What happened to you?
00:10:06Well, let's see New Orleans
00:10:08Yeah, you know what?
00:10:09That might be a bit of a problem
00:10:11Now what?
00:10:12Barb can't go
00:10:13It's like she had herpes on her face
00:10:20Well, you know what?
00:10:21It's not my fault that she got bitten, okay?
00:10:24Bitten?
00:10:25By what?
00:10:25I don't know
00:10:26She wasn't making a lot of sense
00:10:28She had these, like, weird, scary cysts all over her face
00:10:32Maybe it's the Black Death
00:10:33That causes cysts
00:10:35Oh, crap, really?
00:10:36Yes, it does
00:10:37But I don't think they have a plague from the Middle Ages in New Orleans
00:10:40Could be leprosy
00:10:41It's not leprosy
00:10:43It's not the Black Plague
00:10:44It doesn't matter
00:10:45It's called an ambulance
00:10:46So take care of it, right?
00:10:47It'll be fine
00:10:48It'll be fine
00:10:48And you guys
00:10:49You guys are late for the tour, right?
00:10:50So you guys gotta get there
00:10:51What?
00:10:51You're really not gonna come?
00:10:54Barb's gonna be out of commission for a little while, okay?
00:10:57Somebody's gotta drive these Amazons back to Houston, right?
00:11:01Dad, I'm not sleeping in there
00:11:03It's probably infested with bedbugs
00:11:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right
00:11:07You guys should get a hotel
00:11:08Some vacation, huh?
00:11:09It'll be fun
00:11:12I'll make it up, I'll make it up
00:11:15Have fun, guys
00:11:16Walking from these hills
00:11:19Walking to these shores
00:11:22Walking from these hills
00:11:24Walking to these shores
00:11:26Walking from these hills
00:11:28Walking to these shores
00:11:30Walking from these hills
00:11:32Walking to these shores
00:12:10Oh, my God.
00:12:27Hey, yo, what's up, homie?
00:12:28You our driver, yo?
00:12:30Yeah, looks that way.
00:12:31Look like you've been through hell.
00:12:33Well, anyway, I'm Glenn.
00:12:34This is my wife, Tina.
00:12:35Hello.
00:12:36Yeah, I'm trying to say, madam.
00:12:37Ooh, honey, did you hear that?
00:12:39He speaks French.
00:12:40Yeah, whatever.
00:12:41He must be Cajun.
00:12:42Anyway, come on, come on.
00:12:43Okay, thank you.
00:12:45That's what I'm talking about, baby.
00:12:47I told you, I'm glad you came.
00:12:48You like it?
00:12:48Here's good.
00:12:49You enjoying yourself?
00:12:50This is so exciting.
00:12:51I love you.
00:12:52I love you.
00:12:53Looks like we're short a few.
00:12:55I guess the Blackwells couldn't make it, so...
00:13:00You must be Mr. Grampo-whatska or something, rather.
00:13:06Can I just call you Gramps?
00:13:07You want my cane up here, Keister?
00:13:10All right.
00:13:12Sorry, we're late.
00:13:13Blackwell's party at three.
00:13:15We're a short one.
00:13:16My husband couldn't make it.
00:13:17Oh, sorry to hear that.
00:13:22Oh, we're ready to roll.
00:13:25Excellent.
00:13:27Oh.
00:13:32My name is Paul.
00:13:34I'm going to be your tour guide today.
00:13:36If you have any questions, please put a dollar in the tip jar and ask away.
00:13:41Let's get this show on the road.
00:13:43How's that for a tip?
00:13:50Buckle up your seat belts.
00:13:52Hey, we don't have any seat belts.
00:14:05Canal Street was, in fact, named after a canal that was meant to be built and never was.
00:14:10It was once the widest street in the world.
00:14:12And to your right, Bourbon Street.
00:14:13Most people don't realize that Bourbon Street was actually named after the French royal family, not the whiskey.
00:14:18Although it is one of the last places in the country where you can still drink on the street.
00:14:21Yeah, you know, that's right.
00:14:22Ooh, I'll bet the booze is really good here.
00:14:24Hey, driver, can we hop off and get some cocktails?
00:14:26Sure.
00:14:27If you want to tuck and roll, this tram don't stop for nothing.
00:14:37What is with you and those peas?
00:14:39It's protein.
00:14:40It puts hair on your back.
00:14:41You should try it.
00:14:42I can see that.
00:14:44Justin, eat.
00:14:44Open your mouth, Justin.
00:14:45Open your mouth.
00:14:46Come out.
00:14:47It looks like I swallowed the sun.
00:14:48Come on, please.
00:14:49Please.
00:14:51Can I ask a question?
00:14:52Last night there was an earthquake.
00:14:54I mean, that's not common in these parts, is it?
00:14:56It depends on how much bourbon you've had.
00:14:58We felt it, too.
00:14:59I almost beat up my hands, but Glenn thought it was nothing.
00:15:02It says here that New Orleans is below sea level and sinking all the time.
00:15:06Maybe that's what we felt, the city sinking.
00:15:07Thinking of Venice.
00:15:08I am not.
00:15:09It says so right here.
00:15:10Hey, a voodoo shop.
00:15:11Can we stop, please?
00:15:12Young lady, like I said before, this tram don't...
00:15:14Stop!
00:15:15Oh, whoa!
00:15:16Oh, what was that?
00:15:26You need to stay put?
00:15:35What is that?
00:15:36It's not like natural gas.
00:15:38I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:40There's a huge shell layer under Louisiana.
00:15:42Maybe this is some sort of biogas.
00:15:44Hey, look!
00:15:45Look at that!
00:15:46Annabelle, wait!
00:15:50That's disgusting.
00:15:52It's not disgusting.
00:15:52It's nature.
00:15:53Oh, I didn't know they came that big.
00:15:55You see that?
00:15:58Huh.
00:16:01Doesn't have any eyes.
00:16:03It's blind.
00:16:04Aw, poor little guy.
00:16:06Well, it probably lives underground in the dark.
00:16:08It doesn't need them.
00:16:09Maybe somebody should get him a little white cane.
00:16:12Are you some kind of scientist?
00:16:14Hi, teach 8th grade biology.
00:16:15I knew it.
00:16:16Let me see that thing.
00:16:23Nice to little fella, isn't he?
00:16:25Hey, I'm going to need y'all back on the bus.
00:16:28Uh, you guys?
00:16:31You want my face?
00:16:36What is that?
00:16:38What is that?
00:16:39What is that?
00:16:39What is that?
00:16:41What is that?
00:16:42This tour officially...
00:16:44Give me that.
00:16:44What are you doing?
00:16:45This thing's obviously dangerous.
00:16:47I was going to keep that.
00:16:48You always do this.
00:16:48Come on, out now, now, out.
00:16:53I got him.
00:16:54I got him.
00:16:54I got him.
00:16:55I got him.
00:17:01I have to work on my butt.
00:17:03What was that?
00:17:04Did you see how big it was?
00:17:05Put out.
00:17:05Get on the bus.
00:17:06Get on the bus.
00:17:10Get on the bus.
00:17:14Back on the bus.
00:17:15Go, go.
00:17:16Get on the bus.
00:17:16Come on.
00:17:17Get us out of this now.
00:17:18Get out.
00:17:19Tell me that was a coconut.
00:17:20Something's on the roof.
00:17:21Shut the windows.
00:17:22Shut the windows.
00:17:23Buddy, grab your seats.
00:18:04What are we stopping for?
00:18:06Got to get gas.
00:18:10Are you sure this is a good idea?
00:18:12Those things were right behind us.
00:18:16Yeah, but I think we lost them.
00:18:18Yeah, they found someone else to chew on.
00:18:19Spiders don't eat people.
00:18:21I don't care how big or how blind they are.
00:18:23On Okinawa, I saw a tarantula the size of a grapefruit.
00:18:27A man's eyeball right out of his head.
00:18:31Of course, he was dead at the time.
00:18:38Come on, let's go.
00:18:39Where are you going?
00:18:40See if they got some bug repelling or bear traps or something.
00:18:43Good call.
00:18:44Hey, wait up.
00:18:45Guys, stay where I can see you.
00:18:55What can I do you for?
00:18:56Hey, do you have any raid or bug spray?
00:18:58Got a couple critters to whack, huh?
00:19:00Look, do you have any insect repelling tonight?
00:19:02Well, if we do, it'd be an aisle seven.
00:19:04Seven?
00:19:17How is 911 busy?
00:19:19Do you see those things?
00:19:21This is definitely a brand new species.
00:19:24Yeah.
00:19:25Maybe they'll name it after you.
00:19:27You don't get it.
00:19:28I have a masters in zoology and I have never even heard of this.
00:19:31It must be a big hit with the eighth graders.
00:19:34This is not funny.
00:19:35Depends on your sense of humor.
00:19:40Life must be easy for you, huh?
00:19:42You flash that dopey smile and things go your way.
00:19:47This is different.
00:19:49Whatever this is, it'll be wrapped up in time for the six o'clock news.
00:19:53Don't you care that people are in danger?
00:19:54Yeah.
00:19:55I care.
00:19:56But I'm a tour bus driver, not the green power ranger.
00:19:59Whoa!
00:19:59Watch it!
00:20:03Watch this!
00:20:12Come on!
00:20:20That's it.
00:20:22This expired two years ago.
00:20:23Beggars can't be choosers.
00:20:26Guys, they're coming!
00:20:27Photos!
00:20:28They're coming!
00:20:29They're coming!
00:20:29Jumbo spiders.
00:20:31Some of the biggest dwarves.
00:20:32Jumbo dwarves?
00:20:34Call the police.
00:20:34Call the exterminator.
00:20:35Exterminator?
00:20:36Am I speaking Chinese?
00:20:37What part of jumbo spiders don't you understand?
00:20:41Call somebody.
00:20:42Anybody.
00:20:43What a mess.
00:20:44He's calling the exterminator.
00:20:46Man, I don't feel so good.
00:20:53Oh no!
00:20:55Oh no!
00:20:59Oh god!
00:21:04Oh god.
00:21:17Oh god.
00:21:40That's what you want, Playboy?
00:21:50Yeah!
00:22:35Are you set?
00:22:36I don't know.
00:22:37Checking to see.
00:22:43He looks pretty dead to me.
00:22:45Glenn!
00:22:46Go, go, go, go, go.
00:22:52Oh, there's a giant spider weapon!
00:22:59What do I do now?
00:23:05What?
00:23:06What'd I do?
00:23:07You're in control.
00:23:08What do we do now?
00:23:12Who are you calling?
00:23:14My boss.
00:23:15Your boss?
00:23:16Hey.
00:23:28Yeah?
00:23:28Pops, it's Paul.
00:23:29Listen, there's a problem.
00:23:30I don't want to hear any problems, Paul.
00:23:32Listen to me.
00:23:32You listen to me.
00:23:33I told you what would happen if you screwed this up.
00:23:35You're 30 years old.
00:23:37Start acting like it.
00:23:38Pops.
00:23:45Pops?
00:23:47You hung up on me.
00:23:48Be cool.
00:23:50Hey, listen to this.
00:23:51This says here that the shell layer goes all the way to Houston.
00:23:54No way.
00:23:55What does that mean?
00:23:56Is it happening back home too?
00:23:57You?
00:23:58Charlie.
00:23:59Okay.
00:24:19You?
00:24:22I'm breaking down.
00:24:23también recom Ri Land x 2
00:24:24Guys take a hit.
00:24:26Love you buddy.
00:24:26I can't.
00:24:27I can't.
00:24:31Hey, this is Charlie, leave me a message. I'll hit you back.
00:24:35Damn it, Charlie.
00:24:41There's another spider! Another spider!
00:24:43Another spider!
00:24:45Okay, listen. Get to the bus. Get them out of here, okay?
00:24:48I'll hold this one off, y'all. Go! Go!
00:24:50Baby!
00:24:51Listen, babe, go. I'll do that in a minute, okay? Just go!
00:25:00Oh!
00:25:11Yo, Luna!
00:25:15Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
00:25:18Come on, you can do it.
00:25:33Come on. Come on. Come on. Leave him. He's dead already.
00:25:50Give me some gas, honey.
00:25:58All right. Got it.
00:26:05All right. Okay. Keep this together.
00:26:12Throw me the rope.
00:26:16Dad!
00:26:18What?
00:26:19Look.
00:26:23Is that...?
00:26:24Well, that's Armand, all right.
00:26:26Dad.
00:26:27You see that scar right there? Propeller did that to him back in 02.
00:26:31What the hell happened to him?
00:26:33What are those things?
00:26:34It beats me.
00:26:35You know, Armand was getting old, but he was still the toughest son of a gun in the swamp.
00:26:39I hope Mom is okay.
00:26:41Ain't nothing alive that could take on one Louisiana Gator, let alone two.
00:26:45The old girl's probably in mourning.
00:26:48We'll report it when we get back to town. Come on.
00:26:49All right.
00:26:50All right.
00:26:53Full probation.
00:27:02The other one.
00:27:02The other one.
00:27:03All right.
00:27:19The other one.
00:27:20When we get out playing out, she's not ready.
00:27:25They're blind.
00:27:26They must be using some sort of echolocation
00:27:28to find their prey.
00:27:29Like bats.
00:27:30I hate bats.
00:27:35You all right?
00:27:36Yeah.
00:27:37Oh, what's this?
00:27:43What are you stopping for?
00:27:45What the hell are you doing?
00:27:46Make a left!
00:27:47Dude, left's gonna take us back into the corner.
00:27:49Those roads are made for horse carriers, not trolleys.
00:27:51We appreciate the trivia and everything,
00:27:52but enough is enough.
00:27:53Yeah!
00:27:54Right?
00:27:54Okay?
00:27:55This tour is officially over.
00:27:56You're no longer the captain.
00:27:58Give me the keys.
00:27:58I'm the tour guide.
00:27:59Dude, give me the keys.
00:28:00You ain't the tour guide?
00:28:01Give me the keys!
00:28:01Chill out!
00:28:02Don't tell him to chill out.
00:28:03At least he's trying to get us out of here.
00:28:04We're on the same side.
00:28:06Forget that.
00:28:07You screwed up and you messed up.
00:28:08Whoever want me to drive this bus,
00:28:10raise your hand.
00:28:12See?
00:28:15Hey, come here.
00:28:16Dude, dude, we can talk about this, man.
00:28:18Give me the keys.
00:28:18Calm down.
00:28:19Give me the keys.
00:28:20Nope.
00:28:20Give me the keys.
00:28:21Nobody picks me.
00:28:22Put me down.
00:28:23Nobody picks me up, man.
00:28:25Give me the keys.
00:28:33What was that?
00:28:34I don't know.
00:28:35I think I'm not very quick.
00:28:49Get out of here.
00:28:50Get out of here.
00:28:50Give me the keys.
00:28:51Get off me, man.
00:28:54Just get us out of here.
00:28:57Lon?
00:28:59Her inhaler's run out.
00:29:05I can't find the spare.
00:29:06She always keeps it in her purse.
00:29:07I know, but I can't find it, Justin.
00:29:09Yeah, she's not looking too good.
00:29:10No kidding.
00:29:11We gotta get her to a drive.
00:29:13What now?
00:29:14There's one right across the street from the shop.
00:29:16How far?
00:29:17I don't know, 10 minutes tops?
00:29:18It doesn't matter.
00:29:18Anywhere but here.
00:29:19Go, go, go.
00:29:20Yes.
00:29:20Come on.
00:29:36Oh, my God.
00:29:37Dad.
00:29:39It's a French Quarter.
00:29:48Your brother better not have anything to do with this.
00:29:53Hey, this is Paul.
00:29:55I'm not in right now.
00:29:56Probably because I'm out doing something awesome.
00:30:00Stay with the boat.
00:30:01Don't move.
00:30:02Where are you going?
00:30:04I'm gonna find your brother.
00:30:06And when I do, I'm gonna kill him.
00:30:25I don't want to hear it.
00:30:26Why would you even stop by here?
00:30:27You said go this way.
00:30:28You're the one.
00:30:29This is your city.
00:30:29You said...
00:30:29You want us to go through the car?
00:30:30Don't make any difference if you were driving or if I'm driving.
00:30:32We're still running the car.
00:30:33This is crazy.
00:30:34They're shooting and everything.
00:30:35This is why you have a dollar.
00:30:36I earned that dollar.
00:30:45Hi.
00:30:50Hey, calm down.
00:30:52Got a call.
00:30:52Why are we not getting...
00:30:54Hey, how's my little princess?
00:30:56You guys enjoying your tour?
00:30:57Dad, there's spiders everywhere.
00:30:58You guys at the zoo?
00:30:59No, I'm not at the zoo.
00:31:00I'm in front of the door.
00:31:04Hey, wait a minute.
00:31:05Is that gunfire in here?
00:31:06Dad, I need you to listen to me.
00:31:08Dad, there's giant spiders and they're coming out of the ground.
00:31:10I think that's what cut far.
00:31:11I told you if I caught you huffing that crap one more time, I would...
00:31:14Dad, they're everywhere.
00:31:15I'd ground you for life.
00:31:16I'm not even joking.
00:31:17Dad, I'm not high.
00:31:19Mom's having an asthma attack and I can't find a refill.
00:31:21Calm down, okay?
00:31:22It'll all get taken care of.
00:31:25What the hell is that?
00:31:33Oh crap, come on!
00:31:35Watch out, you guys!
00:31:40Why are you not listening to me?
00:31:41There's nothing out here.
00:31:42Dad!
00:31:42Are you insane?
00:31:43Mr. College boy, you don't have...
00:31:45Show me your doctor.
00:31:46Show me your master's degree.
00:31:47You don't have a master's.
00:31:48I'll show you my master's.
00:31:56What are you thinking?
00:31:57Why?
00:31:58What was that?
00:32:00Is everybody okay?
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:02I'm okay.
00:32:27I'm okay.
00:32:34I'm sure that's something we can do.
00:32:36I know mouth to mouth.
00:32:37Don't even think about it.
00:32:38That won't work.
00:32:40Asthma constricts the airwaves.
00:32:41Oxygen can't get into the lungs.
00:32:43Hey, wait a minute.
00:32:44Heliox.
00:32:45What?
00:32:46Heliox.
00:32:46It's a helium oxygen mix that divers use.
00:32:49And?
00:32:49At the bottom of the ocean, you can't breathe normal air because there's too much pressure.
00:32:52So they use heliox because it takes less energy to ventilate the lungs.
00:32:56I think it's the same principle as an inhaler.
00:32:58Can you get us some?
00:32:59Yeah, he's got two tanks on his boat with his dive suit.
00:33:02Great.
00:33:03Where's the boat?
00:33:04Five miles up river.
00:33:05What?
00:33:06You've got to be kidding me, right?
00:33:11Pops?
00:33:21Pops, move.
00:33:26This place is crawling with giant spiders.
00:33:29Please tell me this is in your fault.
00:33:31What?
00:33:32Just follow me.
00:33:33Okay, but keep an eye out because this place is crawling with spiders.
00:33:41Come on!
00:33:53One, two, three, push!
00:33:56Push!
00:33:59Come on, put some nuts into it.
00:34:01Coach, it's no good.
00:34:02It's really stuck.
00:34:07Tammy, you take the wheel.
00:34:09You know what?
00:34:09Maybe we need to shift the weight to the back of the bus, so get back there.
00:34:21All right, go.
00:34:24Go!
00:34:25You're supposed to push the gas when I say go.
00:34:29What?
00:34:48Hey, Petra.
00:34:49What's up, girl?
00:34:51Come out on the water.
00:34:53Hi.
00:35:06Make yourself useful and get some water for these folks.
00:35:09Save the attitude, please.
00:35:16My wife and I want a full refund.
00:35:19This is by far the worst vacation we've ever had.
00:35:21Yeah, your brochure didn't say anything about spiders.
00:35:23Well, my mamma does actually say in the fine print that we're not responsible for local wildlife.
00:35:27See?
00:35:29Forget what the brochure said, okay?
00:35:31And you're not going to talk to my wife that way.
00:35:34Let me tell you something, playboy.
00:35:35I'm from the hood.
00:35:36I've done and seen things you have nightmares about.
00:35:39You understand?
00:35:39No, no, they need to hear this, baby.
00:35:41No.
00:35:41Let it go.
00:35:42This is ridiculous.
00:35:42We didn't sign up for this.
00:35:43Babe.
00:35:44Spiders everywhere.
00:35:44This is crazy.
00:35:46Let me tell you something.
00:35:47Forget what the old man said about Iwo Jima.
00:35:49That was a cakewalk compared to this.
00:35:51I'm not going to let some bus spider ruin our vacation.
00:35:55Okay?
00:35:55So strap on the cup and buck up.
00:35:57If you want to survive this thing, we have to stick together.
00:36:01Oh!
00:36:02Oh!
00:36:03Oh!
00:36:04Oh!
00:36:05Oh!
00:36:05Oh!
00:36:05Oh!
00:36:06Oh!
00:36:14Please!
00:36:14You gotta let them go.
00:36:15Come on, come on.
00:36:17Come on.
00:36:17Come on.
00:36:20Everybody back to the boat!
00:36:22To the boat, go!
00:36:43Petra, you got them keys?
00:36:45Yep!
00:36:57All right, come on, girls, you're up! Hurry up!
00:37:01Come on, come on!
00:37:06What is that?
00:37:07I don't know.
00:37:13Oh, my God!
00:37:14Oh, my God!
00:37:16Oh, my God!
00:37:19Run! Run! Hurry!
00:37:20Hurry!
00:37:30Hit him, coach!
00:37:34Seriously?
00:37:53Now that is why you are my number one pitch hitter!
00:37:57Woo!
00:38:16Breathe deep!
00:38:19Hey, what are you doing?
00:38:20Nobody touches that stuff but me!
00:38:22She's having an asthma attack, Pops.
00:38:24I figured the Heliox would help.
00:38:25It's your call.
00:38:26Keep breathing, Mom.
00:38:29Better?
00:38:32I'm gonna be okay.
00:38:35Hey, good job, brother.
00:38:37It's all part of the tour package.
00:38:38So what do you think of spiders now?
00:38:40I'm gonna be out.
00:38:58Coat!
00:39:00Crap!
00:39:01Those things breathe fire.
00:39:07Well, hey, as long as we stay in here, we'll be okay.
00:39:13Come on, Pops.
00:39:14You guys are gonna be fine as long as you stay calm and...
00:39:17Hey, stay away from the windows.
00:39:18We'll be fine.
00:39:19Okay?
00:39:20We'll be all right.
00:39:49Is it abandoned?
00:39:53Dad, is it abandoned?
00:39:55Dad, is it abandoned?
00:39:59Unfortunately not.
00:40:00They can't see us, can they?
00:40:01They can hear us.
00:40:02Everybody be quiet.
00:40:07What are you stopping for?
00:40:09No!
00:40:11No!
00:40:11Tina, calm down!
00:40:13No!
00:40:14No!
00:40:15No!
00:40:16No!
00:40:16No!
00:40:21No!
00:40:22No, no!
00:40:24No!
00:40:25No, no, no, no, no!
00:40:28We're gonna get out of here, we'll be fine.
00:40:29No!
00:40:30No we're not!
00:40:31They're gonna get his DOES!
00:40:32Like they ate glass!
00:40:33They're gonna get his DOES!
00:40:34Like they ate glass!
00:40:37No!
00:40:39No!
00:40:40No!
00:40:40No!
00:40:41No!
00:40:41No!
00:40:42No!
00:40:45No!
00:40:49Go! Go!
00:40:50Go! Go!
00:40:50They're gonna do something!
00:40:52What are you doing?
00:40:54No! Go!
00:40:56No! Get! Get!
00:41:04Hold on, Patrick!
00:41:06I did it. I'm not gonna let you go!
00:41:08I'm not gonna let you go!
00:41:11Look at me!
00:41:12Look at me!
00:41:12I'm not gonna let you go!
00:41:14I'm not gonna let you go!
00:41:17I'm not gonna let you go!
00:41:19They can do that, too?
00:41:20That's you! Now!
00:41:24I'm not gonna let you go!
00:41:25Look at me!
00:41:26Come on!
00:41:27I'm not gonna let you go!
00:41:28I'm not gonna let you go!
00:41:31No!
00:41:31No!
00:41:40No!
00:41:42Oh, Dad!
00:41:43Come on!
00:41:50Hey!
00:41:51No!
00:41:52No!
00:41:53Hold it!
00:41:56Get...
00:42:11Ah!
00:42:18Abandon ship!
00:42:20Let's go, let's go, let's go!
00:42:34Come on, right over here!
00:42:39Tina, are you alive?
00:42:41I'm okay!
00:42:52Take cover!
00:42:53Come on!
00:43:12Don't move.
00:43:14Leave him, please.
00:43:26Take care of the others, I'll distract him.
00:43:27On me?
00:43:28You can do it.
00:43:29I have faith in you, son.
00:43:30Run, Pops!
00:43:31It's our only hope!
00:43:48Hey!
00:43:49Don't be there!
00:43:50Hey!
00:43:51You!
00:43:52Over here!
00:43:53Come here!
00:44:11Ah!
00:44:13Hey, wait!
00:44:14Ah!
00:44:14Oh!
00:44:16Oh!
00:44:17Oh!
00:44:31Dad!
00:44:32Paps!
00:44:33Dad!
00:44:39Paps!
00:44:40Oh my God, Dad!
00:44:42Dad!
00:44:43Dad!
00:44:44Dad!
00:44:45Dad!
00:44:46Dad!
00:44:46Dad!
00:44:46Dad!
00:44:48I'll be all right with you.
00:45:02He really messes with me.
00:45:04Come on, man. Let's get you out of here.
00:45:06Yeah!
00:45:14He really messes with me.
00:45:16Come on, man. Let's get you out of here.
00:45:16Come on, man.
00:45:22Come on, man.
00:45:23Come on, man.
00:45:28Come on, man.
00:45:30Come on, man.
00:45:32Come on, man.
00:45:34Come on, man.
00:45:38Hey.
00:45:39You hear that?
00:45:41It's almost like they're talking to each other.
00:45:43No, no. It sounds like a truck.
00:45:56No, no!
00:46:23Abby!
00:46:25Daddy!
00:46:27Daddy!
00:46:28Daddy!
00:46:29Daddy!
00:46:29Oh, baby.
00:46:30Baby, you okay?
00:46:31Oh, you're okay.
00:46:52Now that is how you make jambalaya!
00:46:56Yeah!
00:46:58What?
00:47:04It's gonna be okay, Dad.
00:47:05We're gonna get you some help.
00:47:07Ah, just give me an arm. Let me help you.
00:47:08It's okay, son. I got it.
00:47:26Did you hear that?
00:47:28Yeah.
00:47:55Oh!
00:47:56Don't shoot!
00:47:59Don't shoot!
00:48:10Who the hell are you?
00:48:12Who the hell are you?
00:48:13The name is Jean-Jacques. This is my bayou. I don't like outsiders. I don't care how many legs you
00:48:19got.
00:48:20Whatever happened to southern hospitality?
00:48:22We got an injured man here. My father. He needs help.
00:48:37Those things do that to you?
00:48:38Yeah, they breathe fire.
00:48:40See, I told you. You don't go skinny-dipping with snapping turtles.
00:48:44How are you still alive?
00:48:50Okay.
00:48:52Follow me.
00:49:08Grab the medical kit. We're gonna put him in a barn.
00:49:11Yes, boss.
00:49:11We need to get him back to the city.
00:49:13That ain't gonna happen.
00:49:14The radio said National Guard's setting up a safe zone.
00:49:17Yeah, and there could be a thousand of those things between here and there. You wanna take that, Jen?
00:49:20We have to try.
00:49:22There's gotta be something we can do.
00:49:24I mean, these things have to have a weakness, right? Something we can use to get past them.
00:49:27He's right.
00:49:28If I can get my hands on one of those things, I can dissect it.
00:49:31And maybe we can find that weakness.
00:49:34You wanna try and capture one of those things?
00:49:35It doesn't have to be alive. Just in one piece.
00:49:40Kinda.
00:49:40Okay, let's hear your plan.
00:49:45Does that thing work?
00:49:51I tried to call you, but when I couldn't get through, I just...
00:49:55Baby, it's okay. It's all right. I understand. You're gonna be fine now.
00:50:00Sir. Hi.
00:50:02I'm Charlie Blackwell. I'm the coach.
00:50:04Coach Blackwell, of course.
00:50:05We're gonna get you and the girls back to Houston pronto.
00:50:08As a matter of fact, why don't you ride up front?
00:50:10No, listen. My wife and kids are in New Orleans.
00:50:13New Orleans, listen.
00:50:14I've got orders to secure the perimeter and keep all the civilians out of there.
00:50:17No, you don't understand. Listen to me.
00:50:19No, listen. You don't understand.
00:50:19My wife and kids are in trouble.
00:50:20Daddy! If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have made it.
00:50:25Please.
00:50:26Fine. You can ride with me.
00:50:27You. Go straight home.
00:50:29Oh, man.
00:51:07Oh, man.
00:51:36You got one?
00:51:37Yep.
00:51:38A pretty big one.
00:51:45Anyone have a knife?
00:51:46Use this.
00:51:48That'll do.
00:51:49All right.
00:51:52Here we go.
00:51:57Okay.
00:51:58Aren't I supposed to use gloves or something?
00:52:00Do like your mama told you.
00:52:05These are the vocal cords.
00:52:07Very well developed, as one might expect.
00:52:09What's that plum-looking thing?
00:52:11Let's find out.
00:52:13Woo!
00:52:13Nasty!
00:52:15Gas splatter.
00:52:16Fuel supply for the flame tower?
00:52:17That would be my guess.
00:52:19You know, the shale layer around here is full of biogas.
00:52:21Well, if the species evolved there, then it wouldn't be a surprise if they adapted to
00:52:26utilize it.
00:52:28All right.
00:52:28So what are they doing here now?
00:52:29My guess?
00:52:30Their habitat was disturbed.
00:52:32By what?
00:52:32Oil companies down here, they fracture the earth to get at the fossil fuels.
00:52:36It's called fracking.
00:52:37You mean humans did this?
00:52:38Typical.
00:52:39It says here that fracking causes earthquakes.
00:52:42Maybe the spiders dug their holes and the fracking started a chain reaction.
00:52:45You run an iOS file?
00:52:46Yeah.
00:52:46All I know is, you dig in the ground enough, you could destabilize the sediment.
00:52:50I'm going to destabilize if I see another one of those things.
00:52:53All right.
00:52:54So what are they doing here now?
00:52:56I bet you if you boil those spider legs and dip me some butter in some hot sauce,
00:53:01it just seems like a waste.
00:53:03You know how in other countries they eat grasshoppers and scorpions and crickets and such.
00:53:06You ever sniffing the turpentine again?
00:53:07No.
00:53:07I'm going to tell you this one time.
00:53:09Lay off the shine.
00:53:10We ain't got no more shine because he drank it all.
00:53:12Well, you the one who brought it all out here.
00:53:14Boss asked me to you.
00:53:15Boss ain't saying that.
00:53:15He said bring the medical kit.
00:53:16You brought the medicine.
00:53:22Box of rocks.
00:53:25I think this species incubates its young inside a living host.
00:53:29And it needs something really sharp to get through all that bone and skin.
00:53:33Okay.
00:53:33All right.
00:53:33Now, that's strange.
00:53:35I can't even find a brain.
00:53:37All I can see is a whole bunch of ganglia for the motor control.
00:53:41So they're not too smart.
00:53:42That's a relief.
00:53:45They're coming.
00:53:46They're coming.
00:53:46They're coming.
00:53:49They're coming.
00:54:01They're coming.
00:54:02They're coming.
00:54:04They're coming.
00:54:08They're coming.
00:54:09They're coming.
00:54:10They're coming.
00:54:10They're coming.
00:54:15They're coming.
00:54:16They're coming.
00:54:16They're coming.
00:54:16They're coming.
00:54:17They're coming.
00:54:18They're coming.
00:54:20They're coming.
00:54:20They're coming.
00:54:21They're coming.
00:54:21They're coming.
00:54:21They're coming.
00:54:22They're coming.
00:54:23They're coming.
00:54:24They're coming.
00:54:26They're coming.
00:54:29They're coming.
00:54:35Let's go.
00:55:15How you doing back there, Pops?
00:55:17Okay, son. I'm right behind you.
00:55:38What do we do?
00:55:40Chance, breathe.
00:55:41Breathe.
00:55:42Breathe.
00:55:43Breathe.
00:56:21No, no, no.
00:56:23No!
00:56:25You can't do nothing. Come on, boy.
00:56:29Animal!
00:56:31No.
00:56:32Dad?
00:56:33Dad?
00:56:35Dad?
00:56:35Wait.
00:56:36Wait here.
00:56:37Wait here.
00:56:53Wait here.
00:56:56Wait here.
00:56:59Wait here.
00:57:00Wait here.
00:57:02Wait here.
00:57:04I'll do the thing.
00:57:05I can't do it.
00:57:06Wait here.
00:57:07Wait here.
00:57:25Pops, Pops, easy, easy, Pops, easy, it's me, it's me, Pops, it's me, I got you, I got you, come
00:57:32on, we gotta get Petra back, we gotta get Petra back, come on, easy, no, I know, I know,
00:57:39please, come on, hey, listen to me, no, no, save your back, Pops, you've been a pain in my most
00:57:48of your life, and I've been hard on you, because I think if you needed it, realize now that I'm
00:57:59trying to sit around Peggy for a square hole, you're not me, it's okay,
00:58:09you're still my son, I take Petra, and you get it in the safe zone, because it's your only chance,
00:58:16Pops, we're all gonna get to the safe zone, all of us, come on,
00:58:25Pops, they got Petra, Pops, Pops, hey, I'm gonna get her back, Pops, okay,
00:58:36that's me, that's my boy,
00:58:45dad, dad,
00:59:06your father,
00:59:11you're gonna need this,
00:59:17there's everybody else,
00:59:20Annabelle, she went after her mom,
00:59:23get him back to the safe zone,
00:59:27boy, follow me,
00:59:44what are you gonna do,
00:59:46I'm gonna save you,
01:00:14come on,
01:00:16come on,
01:00:17come on,
01:00:17Hannibal!
01:00:51Annabelle!
01:00:54Hannibal!
01:01:23Hannibal!
01:02:11Hannibal!
01:02:15Patrick, come on!
01:02:18Oh, my God.
01:02:26All right, come on. Come on.
01:02:30Let's go.
01:02:33How's Dad?
01:02:36Paul.
01:02:39Paul.
01:02:48He's gone.
01:02:50No.
01:02:53I'm sorry.
01:02:55You made me promise that I was gonna get you out of here.
01:02:59Don't make a liar out of me.
01:03:00Okay?
01:03:03Okay?
01:03:05Come on.
01:03:07Come on.
01:03:10Come on.
01:03:23Come on.
01:03:24Come on.
01:03:28Do you see her?
01:03:29Her?
01:03:38The Queen.
01:03:40She's the brain for all of them.
01:03:43They're completely dependent on her.
01:03:45Kill her?
01:03:46They won't be able to function.
01:03:49They'll all die.
01:03:50Okay.
01:03:52You...
01:03:53You guys, uh...
01:04:08Come on.
01:04:08Come on.
01:04:08Let's go.
01:04:09Come on, Mom.
01:04:15Come on.
01:04:17You got it?
01:04:19Go, go, go!
01:04:24Go!
01:04:47Petra!
01:04:48I'm gonna need you up to the top.
01:04:49I'm gonna push.
01:04:50You're gonna need you.
01:04:52Let's go.
01:05:09We're gonna need you.
01:05:10No.
01:05:12No.
01:05:13No.
01:05:16No.
01:05:17No.
01:05:18No.
01:05:19No.
01:05:20No.
01:05:25Oh, my God.
01:06:02Hey! That's my dad! Dad! Oh, my God, son! Oh, man.
01:06:12Yeah, Dad, I'm fine.
01:06:14We'll need to confiscate that weapon.
01:06:16That's my gun.
01:06:18I was worried about you. Where are the others?
01:06:19The spiders? They took Mom.
01:06:22What? Who did?
01:06:23Her asthma. She couldn't breathe.
01:06:24And the spiders, they took her.
01:06:25Wait, the spiders took Mom?
01:06:27Yeah.
01:06:27Yes.
01:06:28Where's Annabelle?
01:06:29She went after them. I couldn't stop her.
01:06:32Say again, Zulu 6?
01:06:35This just keeps getting better and better.
01:06:37We got a problem. A big one.
01:06:49Is she coming?
01:06:50Yeah. She ain't too happy.
01:06:57Yes!
01:06:57Yes! Woo! Yes!
01:07:00Mom!
01:07:01Mom!
01:07:02Look, Mom, the helicopters. Mom, they're here.
01:07:04Mom, they're coming.
01:07:22Mom.
01:07:23Mom.
01:07:25Mom.
01:07:27Mom!
01:07:28Mom!
01:07:29Mom!
01:07:34On me!
01:07:38Listen up.
01:07:39I want that thing stopped before it reaches the city. Understand? Failure is not an option.
01:07:44Ha-wa!
01:07:45Look!
01:07:46That is what big mother bugger.
01:07:52That's Paul!
01:07:54Who's Paul?
01:07:54My tour guide.
01:07:55Tour guide?
01:08:21She's on the move.
01:08:40Major Crandall, I have visual on the target.
01:08:42You think?
01:08:46Oh!
01:08:47Oh!
01:08:47Oh!
01:09:01What's she doing?
01:09:02She's feathering her nest.
01:09:15I have target locked, sir.
01:09:17Fire on your command.
01:09:19Hold your fire, Zulu Six.
01:09:21We've got civilians in that building.
01:09:24One, two, three!
01:09:32One, two...
01:09:35Mom!
01:09:36Mom!
01:09:40What are we gonna do?
01:09:42Raven said if we kill the queen, it'll stop them all, right?
01:09:45We don't even know if that'll work.
01:09:47We have to try.
01:09:49Hello, Paul.
01:09:50Missiles won't even stop her.
01:09:51These things are only tough on the outside.
01:09:53We have to go in.
01:09:55What are you gonna do?
01:09:59I'm gonna prove your mother right.
01:10:01How can I help?
01:10:15This is all I could find.
01:10:16Perfect.
01:10:17At the risk of stating the obvious, I want you to know I think this is a bad idea.
01:10:23Duly noted.
01:10:25But whatever happens, I believe in you.
01:10:28Really?
01:10:29Nah, I'm just messing with you.
01:11:00I'm just messing with you.
01:11:14Hey, that's Anthem.
01:11:15She made it!
01:11:16Oh, my God.
01:11:20Major Crandall.
01:11:22My daughter, she's down there.
01:11:23You guys gotta help her.
01:11:30Bravo team.
01:11:31We got civilians on Iberville and Decatur.
01:11:34Iberville and Decatur.
01:11:35Roger.
01:11:36Out.
01:11:37Time to show daddy longlegs how we roll on the bayou.
01:11:43Where the hell is he going?
01:12:01Get out of the bayou.
01:12:03Go in.
01:12:14Let's get out of the bayou.
01:12:14Not going in second.
01:12:15You got out of the bayou.
01:12:15No, I'm going. Gentlemen, take this lady.
01:12:17No!
01:12:20Annabelle!
01:12:24Justin!
01:13:01Who was that? That Kijin dude.
01:13:35Annabelle!
01:13:36Annabelle!
01:13:38How's mom?
01:13:40Her asthma, she didn't make it.
01:14:09You going fishing? Yeah, you want to be the bait?
01:14:16We've come to say hello. Time to dance, you big beautiful...
01:14:40No, that hit me!
01:14:42Come on! Come on!
01:14:44Right here!
01:14:45Come on, right here!
01:14:46Come on, right here!
01:14:47Uh-oh.
01:14:54Can I see the binoculars? That's my brother. Please.
01:15:03It's not much of a safe zone.
01:15:06I'm stuck!
01:15:07You need some help? I'm kind of busy right now.
01:15:10You help yourself.
01:15:12I just gotta get loose!
01:15:13He's coming back!
01:15:22I'll start what you can't finish for, you hear me?
01:15:27No!
01:15:29No!
01:15:36You're not too good!
01:15:37No!
01:15:40No!
01:15:44No!
01:15:46No!
01:15:47Let him go!
01:15:51I don't have to wait!
01:15:53No no!
01:15:53No!
01:15:54No no!
01:15:56Oh, man, he did not just do that, did he?
01:15:58I can't look.
01:16:13That guy's got guts.
01:16:15Yeah, more ways than one.
01:16:24Where is he? Where is he?
01:16:26There he is.
01:16:29Gas platter. He's going for the gas platter.
01:16:47Come on.
01:16:58Come on.
01:17:03This one's for you, Dad.
01:17:32Get a squad over there double-time
01:17:33and make sure every part of that thing is dead.
01:17:37Say again, Echo One?
01:17:39I need visual confirmation.
01:17:41Do you have eyes on?
01:17:45Outstanding.
01:17:47They're dying.
01:17:48All over the city, the spiders are dying.
01:17:50Hooah!
01:17:51Hooah!
01:17:52Hooah!
01:17:53Yeah!
01:17:54Yeah!
01:17:56Thank God.
01:18:19Did you know that man?
01:18:23I'm sorry.
01:18:24Listen, I'm going to see to it that he's awarded the highest commendation the military can offer
01:18:28a civilian.
01:18:29You have my word on that.
01:18:32Wait a minute.
01:18:34It's dead.
01:18:41Paul!
01:18:49Tell you, Bravo, somebody get him down from there.
01:18:57That'll help?
01:18:58Do you see him?
01:18:58Don't you see him?
01:18:59No.
01:19:00Oh, no.
01:19:21See him.
01:19:30You
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