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00:00:06To be continued...
00:00:33You are mistaken, evil one. For Chen is here to protect the kind citizens of Planet Nuwa.
00:00:39Chen! Not you again!
00:00:41Every time I'm about to destroy this stupid planet, you appear.
00:00:46You're a real party pooper. You know that?
00:00:48True, but only if it's a party of evil.
00:00:51The Goddess Nuwa gave me this magical medallion to my grandfather,
00:00:55making him vow to use its powers to protect her creations.
00:01:00My grandfather passed this medallion down to my father, and he passed it to me.
00:01:05Along with its powers, come the sacred charge to protect Nuwa from evil.
00:01:10All I want to do is destroy this world and everyone who lives in it.
00:01:14Is that so evil?
00:01:16The extermination of all life?
00:01:18Yeah, that's pretty much like the definition of evil.
00:01:21I'm trying to think of something more evil than that.
00:01:23Honestly, I got nothing. That is terrible.
00:01:26Nothing's coming to mind.
00:01:28Small-minded fool.
00:01:43I'll wipe you off the map!
00:01:51You can't wipe me off the map.
00:01:53Maps are for places.
00:01:54I'm a person.
00:01:56Honestly, don't they teach you anything at evil school?
00:02:02God!
00:02:03I'll get you next time, Chen!
00:02:07The great Chen!
00:02:08Our hero!
00:02:09Thank you, Chen!
00:02:11Our hero!
00:02:12Marry me!
00:02:13Thank you, Chen!
00:02:14I'm just happy to help!
00:02:15Thanks for tuning in once again for the adventures of Chen, based on actual historical events.
00:02:21Don't miss next week as Chen faces the malevolent forces of the Swamp Beast King.
00:02:28And people of Nuwa, I will be here for you.
00:02:34Uh...
00:02:35Cut!
00:02:38Was that one good?
00:02:39Nice!
00:02:40Bandy!
00:02:41Really?
00:02:42But why don't we do just a few more?
00:02:44Just for safety.
00:02:48Take 14.
00:02:50Peppy of Nuwa.
00:02:52Ah, I said Peppy.
00:02:54Take 27.
00:02:56People of Nuwa.
00:02:57Forever will I be with you to protect you here.
00:03:01Take 29.
00:03:03People of Nuwa, I will be here to protect you.
00:03:12Forever.
00:03:14Forever!
00:03:15Marvelous!
00:03:16That's a wrap.
00:03:18Hey, how are my scenes?
00:03:20It took 29 takes, which is, uh, better than 30 takes.
00:03:24Can't believe he remembered.
00:03:25That guy's such a joke.
00:03:27Why do people like this show so much?
00:03:32Bud, you are doing so well.
00:03:34Yeah, you know, it's the 10th season, so I've pretty much got this on lock.
00:03:38So locked in, Bud.
00:03:39Hey, Duke.
00:03:40As a writer, would it be too much to ask for a little depth for me?
00:03:44Depth?
00:03:44What are you talking about?
00:03:45My scripts are so deep, lava could come out.
00:03:48I mean, seriously.
00:03:49This line?
00:03:50I'm going to destroy the entire planet.
00:03:53Ha ha ha.
00:03:53I mean, how can I say that?
00:03:55Who says that?
00:03:56Someone who's going to destroy a planet says that?
00:03:59Like, muah ha ha ha.
00:04:01Muah ha ha ha ha.
00:04:03Oh, sorry.
00:04:04Wow.
00:04:05That was great the way you did that, Duke.
00:04:08Bud, I liked your ha ha ha too, Bruno.
00:04:12Either way.
00:04:13Either way?
00:04:13You mean, what you'd really prefer is, I'm going to destroy this entire planet.
00:04:20Muah ha ha ha ha.
00:04:22That was, yeah.
00:04:25Fantastic.
00:04:26Fine.
00:04:27Just one problem.
00:04:28No villain anywhere would ever say that.
00:04:32I'm going to destroy this entire planet.
00:04:35Ha ha ha ha.
00:04:37Hey, hey, hey, whoa.
00:04:39I never get tired of hearing you say that.
00:04:41And then I laugh, it gets better and better.
00:04:43The laugh is 90% of the job, son.
00:04:46You try it.
00:04:48Muah ha ha ha ha.
00:04:50I try like this.
00:04:51Muah ha ha ha.
00:04:53Wait.
00:04:54Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, there.
00:04:55Muah ha ha ha.
00:04:57Not enough bass, go lower.
00:04:59Like this.
00:05:00Muah ha ha ha ha.
00:05:01I miss good.
00:05:02Um, sir?
00:05:03Not now, Samurot.
00:05:04But I thought you'd like to know.
00:05:05I said not now!
00:05:07As your treasurer, sir, I have to point out that this excursion has cost you far more than we can
00:05:12possibly gain by annexing this tiny planet into the Trexorian Empire.
00:05:16Well then, as treasurer, what do you think would be a better use of our resources?
00:05:21Uh, well, there's any number of uprisings in the core system that could cause...
00:05:26Uprisings are boring.
00:05:28They're always over too fast.
00:05:30Yeah, dude.
00:05:31Come on.
00:05:31Rise up, put down, rise up, put down.
00:05:33Where's the fun in that?
00:05:35Where's the...
00:05:35Muah ha ha ha ha.
00:05:37I have needs, Samurot.
00:05:39I have to explore new worlds to reach untouched, uncharted civilizations.
00:05:44I understand.
00:05:45But if some of these quests of yours could help the Empire's bottom line, we could make several improvements.
00:05:52Speaking of improvements, I'm just not sure my title as king is, you know, big enough.
00:05:57It's not awful.
00:05:57King's okay, I just feel like we can go bigger, you know.
00:06:02What about Ape Supreme?
00:06:04I'm singing.
00:06:05Beloved Leader, President, Prime Minister Karol, the Great Grand Fudah.
00:06:10Esquire.
00:06:11Your Highness, we really should move out.
00:06:13What's the rush?
00:06:14Well, sire, we've mined the planet down to an empty shell.
00:06:18Any minute now, it'll implode.
00:06:22Final lesson, son.
00:06:24Always leave the planet before you destroy it.
00:06:27Don't fret, my boy.
00:06:29There are still plenty of other worlds out there to destroy.
00:06:36So I say the Tump Cat Cruise.
00:06:38You know, maybe it wasn't so much the jumping on the couch that upset Orca Winfrey.
00:06:43Maybe it was the fact she had to buy a new one after her claws tore it up.
00:06:47Bruh!
00:06:48That story's getting so old.
00:06:52Ah, so what?
00:06:53I tell it so well.
00:06:54Oh, yeah.
00:06:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:55Yeah, totally.
00:06:56Loved it.
00:07:15I deserve better than this.
00:07:17Get me an indie film.
00:07:19A commercial.
00:07:20And here comes Chuckles.
00:07:22Yes, that was who you think it was.
00:07:25That's my point.
00:07:26So stop talking to me and make some calls.
00:07:31A little prestige?
00:07:33Is that too much to ask?
00:07:35Penny, I have some tiny script notes.
00:07:38Hey, we can give notes.
00:07:40Yeah, well, I've got a note for you.
00:07:42Stick to the script.
00:07:46He said it was going to implode.
00:07:49Just kind of deflated.
00:07:50We could blow up that planet.
00:07:51Which one?
00:07:55Zeptoon, eh?
00:07:56What's wrong?
00:07:57You love blowing up planets.
00:07:59I'm just not in the mood.
00:08:00I mean, the death ray is already charged.
00:08:08The blazes with it.
00:08:10Fire!
00:08:10Fire!
00:08:13Fire!
00:08:21Wee-haw!
00:08:22That was okay, I guess.
00:08:24Okay?
00:08:24I mean, the explosion was nice.
00:08:26But there's no people to oppress.
00:08:28No civilizations to destroy us.
00:08:30It's not personal, you know?
00:08:33I mean, when I destroy a celestial body,
00:08:35I prefer to be teaming with life first.
00:08:38Of course, then,
00:08:38that slimy little bean counter
00:08:40would gripe that I'm wasting
00:08:41more Imperial resources.
00:08:43Where is that dimwit, anyway?
00:08:45Sorry, your highness.
00:08:47You wanted something?
00:08:48Why, when I was a young fixorian,
00:08:50no one could command more respect
00:08:52than my father,
00:08:53the great Zazo.
00:08:54The old man smashed me
00:08:55with a Krolax so many times,
00:08:57I'm surprised I have any brain cells left.
00:09:00Why, ever since I was just a royal sprat,
00:09:02I've been just gaga
00:09:03for excessive violence.
00:09:09Anyway, Samurag,
00:09:11here's the thing.
00:09:12We need another planet to destroy you.
00:09:14But, sire,
00:09:15the budget,
00:09:15we just talked about this.
00:09:16I know, but look at my kid over there.
00:09:18How many trips like this
00:09:19are we going to have together?
00:09:21They don't stay innocent forever.
00:09:25Wait,
00:09:26you're right, sir.
00:09:26He is
00:09:28adorable.
00:09:31Get it up!
00:09:32Get it up!
00:09:33Get it up!
00:09:35Get it up!
00:09:35Look at him,
00:09:36you're my pride,
00:09:37destroyed.
00:09:38After all,
00:09:38he was my only son.
00:09:40Surely, your majesty,
00:09:41has not forgotten
00:09:41that he has another son?
00:09:43There's also your eldest,
00:09:44Crusher.
00:09:46How did we get here, Samurag?
00:09:48You tried to bring up
00:09:49kids with good values,
00:09:50destroying planets,
00:09:51burning them to the ground.
00:09:53The basics.
00:09:54And now,
00:09:54your firstborn son,
00:09:55what does he do?
00:09:56He goes off and joins
00:09:58the Galactic Peace Foundation.
00:10:00Where did I go wrong?
00:10:01It could be just a phase,
00:10:03your majesty.
00:10:03Shit,
00:10:04that boy's burned up
00:10:05every second chance
00:10:06I've ever given him.
00:10:09Find me a planet, Samurag.
00:10:11Any planet.
00:10:12Just as long as
00:10:13you get to destroy it.
00:10:16I was at the top of my class
00:10:18at the Nua Academy
00:10:20of Dramatic Arts.
00:10:21They said I possessed
00:10:23a singular talent.
00:10:25Oh, I know
00:10:26all about
00:10:27your singular talents.
00:10:28Well, right now
00:10:29it's being squandered.
00:10:31Five years
00:10:31acting with a cut-rate panda
00:10:33that can't even
00:10:33remember his lines.
00:10:36What is it
00:10:37you want from me?
00:10:39How do I keep you
00:10:40on the show?
00:10:40I'm tired of playing
00:10:42the villain.
00:10:43I want to be
00:10:44the hero.
00:10:46What?
00:10:47Oh, that's ridiculous.
00:10:49Who's Pandy supposed to fight?
00:10:51Fine then.
00:10:52I quit.
00:10:53Bruno, wait.
00:10:54Don't you know
00:10:55you're the most
00:10:56nuanced villain
00:10:57on screen right now?
00:10:59Nuanced?
00:11:00Why do you think
00:11:01people keep tuning in?
00:11:03Certainly not for Pandy.
00:11:04I mean,
00:11:05not just for Pandy.
00:11:07Come to the premiere tonight.
00:11:09Watch how the fans react
00:11:10and tell me I'm wrong.
00:11:12Well, yes.
00:11:13This is worth investigating.
00:11:15You owe it to yourself
00:11:16as a true vessel
00:11:17of the dramatic arts.
00:11:21Finally.
00:11:24You're really something, Penny.
00:11:27You okay?
00:11:28Sorry.
00:11:29Bruno's not the only one
00:11:30with a case of hero envy.
00:11:31What do you mean?
00:11:33Look at them all.
00:11:34Real heroes.
00:11:36Actual legends.
00:11:38Then there's me.
00:11:40The great pretender.
00:11:48Pandy,
00:11:49you know your dad
00:11:50left all of this for you.
00:11:51What's your point?
00:11:53That he knew
00:11:53what he was doing
00:11:54when he set all this up.
00:11:55You make millions
00:11:57of people happy.
00:11:58That's not nothing.
00:11:59And you're good.
00:12:02You really think
00:12:03dad wanted me
00:12:04to mooch off family fame
00:12:05and play act like a hero?
00:12:07He was a hero.
00:12:09And granddad before him.
00:12:11And great grandma
00:12:12before that.
00:12:13It's not like that.
00:12:14I know he was
00:12:16very proud of you.
00:12:17And you remind me
00:12:18so much of him.
00:12:19How?
00:12:21Well, you're quick
00:12:22on your feet.
00:12:23You understand people.
00:12:24You get them here.
00:12:26That's the real talent.
00:12:28I always wanted
00:12:29to be like him.
00:12:30You're getting darn close.
00:12:33What did you guys
00:12:34say to Bruno?
00:12:35Like,
00:12:36did you give him
00:12:37a spin-off or something?
00:12:38Because, man,
00:12:39I have not seen
00:12:40anybody that happy
00:12:41since we were
00:12:42renewed for our second...
00:12:44Did I...
00:12:45uh, interrupt?
00:12:47Nothing that can't wait.
00:12:48Come on, Pandy.
00:12:49Let's go help Duke
00:12:50get started
00:12:50on the next episode.
00:12:52Pandy,
00:12:52there's something
00:12:53I want to...
00:12:57You're watching
00:12:58NMZ,
00:12:59newest Prime channel
00:13:01for entertainment news.
00:13:02I'm Sylvester,
00:13:04here to update you
00:13:05on all the scandal
00:13:07you can handle.
00:13:08We're here
00:13:09at the Pandy Generations
00:13:1110th season premiere
00:13:12with a slippery tip
00:13:13about the show
00:13:14almost losing
00:13:15its main villain.
00:13:17Look at them.
00:13:18This is it.
00:13:19This is the night.
00:13:20They really like me.
00:13:22Us.
00:13:23They like us.
00:13:24This is really exciting.
00:13:27Sure is.
00:13:28What?
00:13:28I've done this
00:13:29like one or two
00:13:30dozen times
00:13:31before,
00:13:32at least.
00:13:33Could you let them
00:13:34enjoy the night?
00:13:35Fine.
00:13:36I was just
00:13:38wondering
00:13:38what kind of candy
00:13:41you would like,
00:13:42Bruno.
00:13:43Oh,
00:13:43I don't
00:13:44do any processed sugars.
00:13:46So,
00:13:47maybe just some
00:13:48sugar-free gum?
00:13:49Sugar-free gum?
00:13:50Yep.
00:13:52Real life
00:13:53for the party,
00:13:54right?
00:13:56You guys
00:13:57are the best.
00:13:59The fans
00:14:00like me.
00:14:00They like us.
00:14:02I'd like
00:14:03to breathe.
00:14:32I'm just
00:14:39of course they love him he's got the perfect foil and your villain complicated complex the
00:14:46multi-dimensional heavy without whom there'd be nothing yeah so we're not exactly what you
00:14:55would call stars yeah don't worry you get used to it how would you address all the haters that say
00:15:10you're losing too much weight lost weight oh i'm still in shape as long as you count round as a
00:15:16shape see my shirt still doesn't even cover my tummy any truth to the rumor the show might end
00:15:22after this season it's up to the fans not me if they want more episodes i'm happy to give it
00:15:28to
00:15:46did you see almost like someone knew you were gonna be here you guys set that
00:15:52up
00:16:07how was the ride over great nothing more i love than a limo
00:16:13oh it's cool sit no big deal i'll find a spot
00:16:22ladies and ladies and gentlemen thank you all so much i hope you enjoy our screening tonight
00:16:29and please remember to switch off your phones what freedom of the press people
00:16:36and now if you please a warm round of applause for our star bandy thank you so much for being
00:16:45here
00:16:45tonight i know my father would be pleased to see so many smiling faces if you're still here with us
00:16:50however i do feel the spirit of innovation for entertainment is here with us which is why our
00:16:56studio recently launched 10 brand new high-powered satellites to ensure uninterrupted signals across our
00:17:02entire television broadcast and tonight is the first time they all go live
00:17:12from what i've been told these bad boys are so strong they can send a signal across
00:17:18the whole galaxy isn't it true that you're going to fire bruno before the season ends
00:17:24uh i don't know where you would have heard that things are going well on the set if you don't
00:17:29believe me ask bruno
00:17:33mmz has it from two unnamed sources that bruno will security can you uh
00:17:43hey watch it let me go i have a press pass
00:17:47all righty let's fire up the signal and get this bad boy started
00:17:56people of new law i will be here for you forever
00:18:02man they are so great such awesome heroics their news broadcasts are so moving
00:18:09why doesn't our news have a soundtrack like pandy does
00:18:14you know this planet shows the news every day
00:18:17and yet for months at a time we hear nothing new
00:18:21from your pandy
00:18:23almost as if he takes the entire summer off
00:18:26we just don't get all their broadcasts is all
00:18:29our reception is terrible out here
00:18:31i shudder to think what would happen if your father ever caught wind of pandy's power
00:18:35or his medallion well i guess it's not all bad having to travel to the furthest edge of the empire
00:18:41just to watch pandy's rocks father we're stopping nothing to get his mitts on that medallion
00:18:50we better hurry to plant lehuya before your father gets done with it
00:18:54oh that's right the fire of the entrance we'll be back next week
00:19:00aye aye sir
00:19:15oh dad's been busy i see
00:19:18an incoming transmission from pandy
00:19:22what
00:19:24here
00:19:30oh no it's their news
00:19:33that's crazy
00:19:34what are they doing broadcasting it out here
00:19:37sir if we can get the transmission out here doesn't that mean
00:19:41trexor can get it too
00:19:42and once the old man sees there's a strong force for good in the universe
00:19:47he'd stop at nothing to crush it
00:19:49we have to warn that planet
00:19:51every second counts
00:19:53of course is that captain
00:19:54maximum thrust
00:19:56punch it
00:20:03your highness
00:20:04your mother the queen insists that you pick up some yamru milk on your way back
00:20:07i'm king of the known galaxy i refuse to kowtow to her demands like some zagnarian lapdog
00:20:14ask if she wants two percent or skim
00:20:17i'm getting a strange signal put it on screen
00:20:25make sure my son's not watching unsubscribe to the channel at once turn it off
00:20:35what is that unknown sir the signal is coming to us from outside trexorian space
00:20:41who's that
00:20:42computer says it's a species known as
00:20:44panda
00:20:45that doughy thing is supposed to be their protector
00:20:47locate the source of that signal and set course at once
00:20:50i'm unable to get any kind of reading on the object you asked about sire
00:20:54silence
00:20:54i don't care about energy readings
00:20:56just look at it
00:20:57it's beautiful
00:20:59it must be mine
00:21:01i'm not sure we can afford to undertake a new campaign sire
00:21:04i mean
00:21:05you know how the queen gets when you go over spending
00:21:09don't you worry about that
00:21:10when she sees the jewelry i'm bringing back
00:21:12our budget will be the last thing on our mind
00:21:14patch me in so i can introduce myself
00:21:16to this family
00:21:19you'll never stop me pandy
00:21:23really what's going to make this time so different
00:21:26this time i've set up bombs in a dozen major capital buildings
00:21:30i've hung a busload of orphans off the main street bridge
00:21:33oh and that girl you met last week
00:21:36i've tied her to the train tracks
00:21:39you fiend
00:21:40yes i'm fiendish and evil
00:21:43but i'm also complex and have a most compelling backstory
00:21:46another time
00:21:48right now i have to go save the day
00:21:51what does that mean
00:21:53he pressed the button
00:21:54was this supposed to happen
00:21:56i don't remember shooting this
00:21:59relax everyone
00:22:00it's just a slight technical problem
00:22:02we'll have it all fixed in a minute
00:22:04who's this life form they call pandy
00:22:06uh down here
00:22:08you're not like a really enthused fan are you
00:22:12i'm king karath the destroyer
00:22:14ruler tyrant and all around big chiefs from the drexorian empire
00:22:18is this a press stunt
00:22:19uh hi
00:22:20this is my producer
00:22:22penny
00:22:24i've traveled the galaxy to find you
00:22:26i was greatly impressed by your explosive powers
00:22:29thanks
00:22:30thanks
00:22:30i get that a lot
00:22:31but you know
00:22:32really
00:22:33it's a team effort
00:22:34and modest too
00:22:35slaying you will be an honor i intend to savor
00:22:38no seriously
00:22:39the honors all
00:22:41slay me
00:22:43a fair fight to the death of course
00:22:45but you'll lose
00:22:46to be honest i never fight fair
00:22:48now hold on
00:22:49i i think there's something you're not getting
00:22:51you realize that this is just a show
00:22:54right
00:22:55it's all made up
00:22:56you know
00:22:57entertainment
00:22:58i'm not the fighter
00:22:59i'm an actor
00:23:00silence
00:23:00i will not be mocked by lesser beings such as you
00:23:03my flagship is in high orbit
00:23:06my troops are sending you as we speak
00:23:09prepare for battle
00:23:10your show is about to be preempted
00:23:13oh yes
00:23:16got them good with that last line
00:23:18did you hear
00:23:19they were calling a show
00:23:20so i said
00:23:21hey
00:23:21your show's getting preempted
00:23:23i think preempted is just temporarily interrupted
00:23:26he's right dad
00:23:27if you wanted to say the show's ending permanently
00:23:29you should have been like
00:23:30i'm canceling you
00:23:32or
00:23:32i'm pulling the plug
00:23:33are you sure
00:23:35in that case
00:23:36what i said was lame
00:23:37okay fine
00:23:39reconnect me
00:23:40and i'll work the plug pulling line in
00:23:42i'm afraid
00:23:43you
00:23:43you never gave the order to disconnect your majesty
00:23:46what are you saying
00:23:47we're still connected
00:23:48to hearing everything we say
00:23:59i swear to nua
00:24:00i didn't write that
00:24:03bye
00:24:28i mean i found that
00:24:54Oh, my God.
00:25:00Hey, excuse me.
00:25:02Oh, excuse me.
00:25:04Do you?
00:25:07No, no, it's all right.
00:25:09We're not...
00:25:15I don't get it.
00:25:16Aren't the translators working?
00:25:18Please, can you tell us where Pandy is?
00:25:21Hang on, Crusher.
00:25:23I think yours got switched off.
00:25:24Oh, we need Pandy's help fast.
00:25:26Where can he be?
00:25:27Pandy, did you just say you need his help?
00:25:32Listen to me.
00:25:33You hear me in your native language, right?
00:25:36Just wait and listen.
00:25:37We're not part of this thing.
00:25:39We're trying to help.
00:25:49Stun them.
00:25:50Still be very lovable, evil selves in a few minutes.
00:25:52In the meantime, we need you to help us find Pandy.
00:25:59Hey, little brother.
00:26:01How's Dad?
00:26:02Oh, he's great.
00:26:03I'm his favorite now.
00:26:04We laugh together all the time.
00:26:05Turns out laughing is like 90% of the job.
00:26:09I'm so sorry I couldn't have been there, Martin.
00:26:12But I'm here now, and I'm gonna stop Dad.
00:26:15You're not gonna stop him.
00:26:17I'm gonna find Pandy, Dad's gonna get him,
00:26:19and we're bringing his medallion back to Grandma.
00:26:33Okay, come on.
00:26:43Your lasers can be reflective.
00:27:09Not so fast.
00:27:12Pandy?
00:27:13Go!
00:27:13But...
00:27:14I said go!
00:27:14It's me they want, not you guys.
00:27:17They don't seem that very good to aim.
00:27:18Get out while they get it's good.
00:27:20But you love limos.
00:27:21There's no time!
00:27:22Go!
00:27:41Oh, come on, bad.
00:27:47Candy!
00:27:49Candy!
00:27:50Candy!
00:27:53Get away from me!
00:27:55Oh, for the love of...
00:27:57I'm not with them!
00:28:00I'm not here to...
00:28:06Why didn't you use the amulet?
00:28:08I keep telling you guys, it's not real.
00:28:11It's a TV show.
00:28:14Brother, betrayer.
00:28:18We gotta get you out of here.
00:28:23I can't believe it.
00:28:25This is the worst season premiere.
00:28:28Uh, driver, why are you stopping?
00:28:31The freeway's down.
00:28:32What? You mean the whole freeway's closed?
00:28:35It's more like the entire freeway's down.
00:28:39Take us back the other way.
00:28:44Let me go. You're one of the aliens.
00:28:46I'm a good alien.
00:28:50But my friends.
00:28:51You're the one King Kherod wants to kill, remember?
00:28:54Remember?
00:29:09Hurry!
00:29:10Hide, please!
00:29:11Where?
00:29:12Where?
00:29:34Didn't I tell you to stay hidden?
00:29:36Forget you, ape.
00:29:37I'm leaving.
00:29:39I'm leaving.
00:29:52Oh, my God.
00:30:10Come on!
00:30:11Come on!
00:30:13Come on!
00:30:13Come on!
00:30:28My crew!
00:30:32This is incredible!
00:30:40It takes a while to get your space lights, kid.
00:30:42There's a 50-50 chance.
00:30:44I might puke in the next five minutes.
00:30:46That's fine.
00:30:47There's only a 50-50 chance we'll survive the next five minutes.
00:30:52Target that cruiser!
00:30:53Take down my brother's cruiser at once!
00:30:55Take it down now!
00:30:59That didn't take long.
00:31:01Shots are crippled, but don't destroy them!
00:31:06This isn't maneuvers!
00:31:23We're hit!
00:31:25It's more now!
00:31:32Now!
00:31:55Hang on, everyone!
00:32:02He's my brother!
00:32:05Weapons ready.
00:32:07Hit!
00:32:08Initiate protocol!
00:32:09RPS!
00:32:10Hit!
00:32:26Give me...
00:32:44Blaster, up ahead. Initiate protocol CV-8. Copy that.
00:33:23Blaster, up ahead.
00:33:30Remember hit!
00:33:31How bad?
00:33:32Bad!
00:33:54Bad!
00:34:09Damage report!
00:34:12Uh...
00:34:14Everything.
00:34:17Rollins confirms it, sir.
00:34:19The ship's a complete loss.
00:34:22So it's totaled.
00:34:23Well, we just called the insurance company and phoned for a limo, right?
00:34:28Could go for a jacuzzi.
00:34:30You know, that would have been a dynamite chance to help us out with that medallion of yours.
00:34:37You could have shielded the ship!
00:34:39You could have swatted those ships out of the sky!
00:34:42How many times have I to tell you people?
00:34:43It's a TV show!
00:34:53I mean, I'm a veritable fountain of ideas in the writer's room, but this is the real thing.
00:34:58What do we do?
00:34:59I don't know.
00:35:00Our best friend is out there somewhere.
00:35:03Did you try giving him a call?
00:35:05Hey there.
00:35:06Hey!
00:35:07You've reached Pandy of Pandy Generations.
00:35:09I'm away from...
00:35:10Thanks, voicemail.
00:35:11Which he hasn't changed since season three.
00:35:13Can we officially panic now?
00:35:16Oh, that idiot.
00:35:17What could he...
00:35:23Right.
00:35:24We have to go find him.
00:35:25Go?
00:35:25You mean go...
00:35:28Outside?
00:35:29We have to.
00:35:30Don't worry.
00:35:31We're in plenty of actual danger, so there will be chances for all of your panic monologues along the way.
00:35:39I wish Pandy's father were here.
00:35:42He'd know what to do.
00:35:43Pandy's father?
00:35:44Yeah.
00:35:45He'd have a plan.
00:35:46He built all this.
00:35:47He had a plan for everything.
00:35:50Now we're in actual danger, and all we've got is one missing superstar, and...
00:36:05My child.
00:36:07If you're reading this, then the worst has happened, and the medallion's power is needed again.
00:36:13The medallion is tuned to our bloodline.
00:36:16But it can be used by others.
00:36:20Do not let it fall into the wrong hands.
00:36:25It's power will need time to awaken.
00:36:28Keep it safe.
00:36:30Oh, my Nua.
00:36:32The legends are true.
00:36:34Wait.
00:36:34You're telling me that all the stories about Chen's adventures and Pandy's ancestors...
00:36:46I don't think they're just stories.
00:36:48I think we follow it where it wants us to go.
00:36:52We find Pandy so we can save Nua.
00:36:55Well, let's go.
00:37:06Where the heck have you taken me?
00:37:08Well, I don't know.
00:37:09How would I know?
00:37:10It's your planet.
00:37:11Don't talk to me like that.
00:37:13You're the ones who abducted me.
00:37:14We saved your life, you big ungrateful bear.
00:37:17So you expect me to believe that the exact same time that this huge swarm of alien evaders arrive, a
00:37:24foursome of good aliens show up to help?
00:37:27Yes!
00:37:29We came to stop my father.
00:37:32What?
00:37:32Your father?
00:37:33Your dad is leading the invasion?
00:37:35Meet Prince Crusher, deposed son of King Karath.
00:37:39Deposed?
00:37:40Well, she's exaggerating.
00:37:42My dad is family.
00:37:44I just don't support what he does.
00:37:48Yikes.
00:37:49I bet family reunions are a barrel of laughs.
00:37:53Feeling all right, Pandy?
00:37:54Sorry, you just look so different.
00:37:56You look like a gorilla that fell into a vat of grape juice.
00:38:00So, to us, you look like a overfed glasnar.
00:38:06It's true, you do.
00:38:08Indeed.
00:38:08Your appearance would be quite comical on Trexor Prime.
00:38:11So, we're not on Trexor Prime, are we?
00:38:14No, we just look different.
00:38:16I'm saying when we get back to civilization, folks might think you're with the bad guys.
00:38:21Take it the wrong way.
00:38:22We crashed from over there, so let's get a move on.
00:38:25Father's not wasting any time.
00:38:28Neither can we.
00:38:37A waste of villain and dramatic acts.
00:38:41He's tired of all the distress damsels on the train track.
00:38:46When it tries out for the hero, they never call him back, because he's just way too good.
00:38:55Way too good at being.
00:39:12I'm looking for a bear.
00:39:13Pandy, recognize this life form?
00:39:16It's hard to tell.
00:39:18It's a black and white photo.
00:39:20It's a color photo, but it's a black and white bear.
00:39:23In exchange for information leading to a successful capture, I would gladly grant your freedom.
00:39:28Uh, excuse me.
00:39:30Down here?
00:39:30I, uh, don't know where Pandy is, but I do know someone who might.
00:39:36You look familiar.
00:39:37No, I know, I know.
00:39:38I get that a lot.
00:39:39I'm in entertainment.
00:39:41Various roles.
00:39:44You're, you're that?
00:39:45No, seriously, no point straining yourself to remember.
00:39:47I, I, I just...
00:39:48You set up bombs, suspended a whole bus of children from a bridge.
00:39:52Guards, remove this prisoner.
00:39:54No, no, please.
00:39:55Silence.
00:39:56I need to set an example before my subjects, so this will never happen again.
00:40:00Oh, good news.
00:40:01No.
00:40:02I want an immediate plow.
00:40:04Of whoever it was that put this fellow simian behind bars, while failing to recognize this evil genius.
00:40:10This is no ordinary ape.
00:40:12This is Bruno, arch enemy of Pandy and future co-ruler of this entire trivial planet.
00:40:18Along with Trexor.
00:40:20If you're available.
00:40:22So, let me get this straight.
00:40:24You want me to betray my co-star of five years in exchange for power, respect, and prestige?
00:40:32Yes.
00:40:37I'm your man.
00:40:58Oh, boy.
00:41:02What happened?
00:41:02I don't know.
00:41:04It just stopped.
00:41:06The note said it would need time to recharge.
00:41:13Look, if it's not working anymore, we might as well rest.
00:41:18Let's head back to the office.
00:41:20It's got to be almost dawn anyway.
00:41:26Penny!
00:41:27Morning, Duke.
00:41:29How do you sleep?
00:41:30Oh, just fine.
00:41:31Yeah.
00:41:32Me too.
00:41:33I have a thousand dollar mattress at home, but this was honestly some of the best.
00:41:42This is just a bad dream.
00:41:44That's all it is.
00:41:46I'm going to pass back out and wake up in my thousand dollar bed looking forward to another
00:41:4912-hour day at the studio.
00:41:53Oh, a sleeping mask.
00:41:55How kind of you.
00:41:56It's a blindfold, Penny.
00:41:57They're taking us somewhere else, so just put it on.
00:42:00Okay.
00:42:13Hey.
00:42:14Now this is a great tune.
00:42:17Squirrely Mendez and Brazil Nut 66.
00:42:20Quality Massa Nova.
00:42:22Oh.
00:42:23Look, I'm just trying to upgrade everyone's music taste.
00:42:30Duke, is that you?
00:42:32And Penny?
00:42:33How?
00:42:34Take off those blindfolds.
00:42:36Bruno!
00:42:37I just realized how awkward this is, considering how much trash you talked to my script, and
00:42:42then there was this rumor about you getting fired from the show.
00:42:45It's okay.
00:42:46I'm completely over it.
00:42:47Good.
00:42:48Because I was still wondering what the exact problem was that you had with my writing.
00:42:52Hey, we've worked together for almost ten years.
00:42:55Bruno is family.
00:43:07It is crazy hot.
00:43:14Wow.
00:43:15What was that?
00:43:16We all have our own special abilities.
00:43:20Glider's got a fire in her belly.
00:43:23Do you have to use the word belly?
00:43:25You're like superheroes.
00:43:27You're the real thing.
00:43:28It's just like you, Crusher.
00:43:30Please.
00:43:31Wait, wait.
00:43:32Blaster, what can you do?
00:43:33Water blasts?
00:43:34Laser blasts?
00:43:35Wait, wait.
00:43:36Communication with the Deep Ones, right?
00:43:39Okay, I can take a hint.
00:43:41So what's the plan?
00:43:43How are we going to fight your father?
00:43:44That is not our priority right now.
00:43:47What's our priority?
00:43:49Surviving.
00:43:56Surviving.
00:43:59This is most tiresome.
00:44:02Right?
00:44:03And all this sand?
00:44:04It gets everywhere.
00:44:06Say, Rollins, what's your secret?
00:44:20Hey, Glider, can you fly up and see how far we have to go?
00:44:23Now that, that gives me an idea.
00:44:27Rollins, can you fly up and see how far we have to go?
00:44:38What?
00:44:39You know that of anything?
00:44:41That's impossible.
00:44:42Nothing in the distance?
00:44:43Let me fly up.
00:44:44Huh.
00:44:44Be my guest.
00:44:46I mean, fly me up.
00:44:48For on my planet, I should be able to recognize something.
00:44:51I hope.
00:44:59Whoa, you're one strong bug.
00:45:03Rollins is a scythex.
00:45:06Don't be rude.
00:45:08Sorry?
00:45:12Hmm.
00:45:15Uh, Bruno?
00:45:16Oh, yeah.
00:45:17So, as I made my way through the city under attack, I found myself looking for a way to fight
00:45:23back.
00:45:23A resistance.
00:45:25This is my team.
00:45:27Okay, granted, there's not much to look at right now.
00:45:30Ah!
00:45:38What have you two been up to?
00:45:40We're looking for Pandy.
00:45:41Is that a prop?
00:45:42Say hello to the genuine article.
00:45:45Chen's medallion.
00:45:46That thing that's been collecting dust in your office for years?
00:45:49Yes.
00:45:50And right now, we think it's trying to lead us back to Pandy.
00:45:54It can't fall into the wrong hands.
00:45:56No, it absolutely can't.
00:45:58What are we waiting for?
00:46:09You know, this reminds me of that season two episode where Pandy loses the medallion and winds up lost in
00:46:14the jungle.
00:46:14So, he's friends, he's a medallion to find him again.
00:46:18I remember.
00:46:19Life imitating art.
00:46:21Well put, sir, Bruno.
00:46:23Any idea what else this thing can do?
00:46:25It didn't exactly come with an instruction manual.
00:46:28It's supposed to be tuned to Pandy.
00:46:32Whatever that means.
00:46:34But anyone can still use it.
00:46:35Otherwise, why can't it fall into the wrong hands?
00:46:38You're probably right.
00:46:40We don't know how it works.
00:46:41May I?
00:46:43Sure.
00:46:48That's really something.
00:46:50Right?
00:46:51Feels like you're holding a live wire.
00:46:54Stubborn thing, isn't it?
00:46:59Surrender now.
00:47:00Or be destroyed.
00:47:02Duke, no!
00:47:03Hank, I've got a career to think about.
00:47:06They probably have TV shows I could audition for.
00:47:08Nobody's surrendering anything.
00:47:10Very well.
00:47:11We don't need you to be alive to take the medallion from you.
00:47:15Fire!
00:47:17More powerful than I thought.
00:47:19Fortunately, I got an inside man.
00:47:26These things are worse than studio executives.
00:47:29Get them off me!
00:47:44Retreat!
00:47:45Retreat!
00:47:46They were aliens.
00:47:49In disguise?
00:47:50Those sneaky rats.
00:47:56See anything, Pandy?
00:47:58Yeah, there's all kinds of stuff.
00:48:00There's an abandoned car.
00:48:01There's some kind of dead, decaying body.
00:48:04I feel better already.
00:48:05Give them a minute.
00:48:07Oh, wow.
00:48:08Vultures are eating it.
00:48:10Anything else, Pandy?
00:48:12Well...
00:48:13Sand.
00:48:14We're so dead.
00:48:18Oh, wait.
00:48:19I know where we are.
00:48:21The windy, spinny things.
00:48:23We're out here shooting an episode.
00:48:25The freeway's right over that hill.
00:48:27I can't see it, but I'm sure of it.
00:48:29It's right past that...
00:48:30Ah!
00:48:31Ah!
00:48:32Ah!
00:48:34Ah!
00:48:35Ah!
00:48:38What?
00:48:39What happened?
00:48:40What is it?
00:48:41It just...
00:48:42shut off?
00:48:43It's not doing anything now.
00:48:45Maybe...
00:48:46Maybe you used up its charge.
00:48:47How'd you make it do those things?
00:48:50With the force field?
00:48:51I don't know.
00:48:52I wasn't thinking at all.
00:48:54I was just scared.
00:48:55Then angry.
00:48:56Maybe it responds to feelings, not thoughts.
00:49:00Well, whatever it does, it's not doing it now.
00:49:03Well, how the heck are we supposed to find Pandy now?
00:49:21Keep it down.
00:49:22We don't want to be spotted.
00:49:25Relax.
00:49:26I'm on an important mission here.
00:49:40Hungry?
00:49:41I could eat a Chexarian horse.
00:49:46Guess the place is closed.
00:49:48I didn't think they ever closed.
00:49:54Pulling at my sleeve, Carl?
00:49:57I'm doing a live report on the alien invasion.
00:50:00What could possibly be?
00:50:04Ooh, a celebrity!
00:50:06Cut the invasion feed.
00:50:08This is real news.
00:50:10Hey, Pandy!
00:50:13Sylvester from MMZ.
00:50:16This is Sylvester with MMZ News.
00:50:19Reporting on superstar Pandy,
00:50:21who has sunk to begging for handouts.
00:50:24We're not looking for handouts.
00:50:25We were going to buy everything.
00:50:27Precisely.
00:50:28And at a time like this,
00:50:29all you can think about is food.
00:50:31Can you explain it to our viewers?
00:50:33What puts you above the law?
00:50:35Ha!
00:50:36The press will not be denied!
00:50:40I think you just were.
00:50:42Hey, hey!
00:50:44You have high fives on your planet?
00:50:46Everybody has high fives.
00:50:59Dad, I sent you a text!
00:51:01Don't you ever check.
00:51:02It was terrible!
00:51:03The natives!
00:51:04They used force to protect themselves!
00:51:07What?
00:51:07The very nerve!
00:51:08I know!
00:51:09They had an even stronger force than our force!
00:51:12They used the medallion!
00:51:13This sounds expensive.
00:51:15You're not kidding.
00:51:16Now I need new soldiers and new armor and...
00:51:18Silence!
00:51:19What about Bruno?
00:51:20He's still down there with them.
00:51:21Maybe he's really a triple agent.
00:51:24On the contrary, he's playing the long game.
00:51:27Learning the strengths of the medallion.
00:51:29Waiting for the opportune moment to strike.
00:51:31Your Majesty!
00:51:32What?
00:51:32News of the target.
00:51:33Put it on screen.
00:51:35I'm superstar Pandy,
00:51:36who has sunk to begging for handouts.
00:51:39We're not looking for handouts.
00:51:40We were going to buy everything.
00:51:42Precisely.
00:51:43My no-good exile of a son
00:51:44is banded together
00:51:46with that sorry excuse for a panda.
00:51:48It is time I entered the fray.
00:51:58Yeah, you know,
00:51:59we really shouldn't steal.
00:52:02Ah, don't worry.
00:52:03I have an account with every grocer in town.
00:52:05I'll just leave a note.
00:52:07They'll put it on my tab.
00:52:09You would buy us this food?
00:52:11Least I can do.
00:52:13It's about the only thing I can do.
00:52:30Mmm.
00:52:32This is delicious.
00:52:53You guys don't have food like this on your planet?
00:52:55Oh, nothing that tastes this good.
00:52:59This planet might have some perks after all.
00:53:05Oh, how are we supposed to find Pandy now?
00:53:11Huh.
00:53:12What is it?
00:53:13Oh, I have an app that lets me know
00:53:15whenever Pandy makes the news.
00:53:16And it looks like our boy's done it again.
00:53:19From high society to street tough,
00:53:21Pandy and crew raid local grocer?
00:53:24Oh, let me see that.
00:53:25He's at God's?
00:53:26That's two blocks from here.
00:53:28Come on!
00:53:37Oh, man.
00:53:38I'm stuffed.
00:53:40Don't mention it.
00:53:41It's the...
00:53:41The least you can do...
00:53:42Stop that!
00:53:43I mean, this is great and all,
00:53:46but nothing beats your heroics.
00:53:48Oh, it's all fake.
00:53:50It's a lie.
00:53:51Just a big, fat fraud.
00:53:53No, you're not a fraud.
00:53:56Ron says you are kind of fat.
00:53:58See, I know what a real hero is.
00:54:00My dad, he was a hero.
00:54:03He made me a star.
00:54:04Listen to me.
00:54:05There's more to being a hero
00:54:07than being brave
00:54:08or strong or fast.
00:54:11A hero someone people look up to.
00:54:14And my crew,
00:54:16we look up to you.
00:54:18Really?
00:54:19You taught me a hero
00:54:20could do more with his strength
00:54:22than just push people around.
00:54:24You could help them.
00:54:30Pandy!
00:54:33It's so good to see you alive.
00:54:38Calm down.
00:54:39Calm down.
00:54:40They saved my life.
00:54:42They did?
00:54:43Hello.
00:54:47Oh, I have to tell you.
00:54:48Your father's medallion.
00:54:50It's real.
00:54:51It's got actual magic powers.
00:54:53Here, go on.
00:54:54Take it.
00:55:13Your shop certainly do have
00:55:15everything I'm looking for.
00:55:16You're the guy from the theater?
00:55:17Ah, yes.
00:55:18We meet at last.
00:55:19Did you think it would end up
00:55:20any other way?
00:55:21No, I just...
00:55:22You look so much larger
00:55:24on the big screen.
00:55:25What?
00:55:25You insolent peasant.
00:55:33Bruno, let me go.
00:55:35Sorry, Penn.
00:55:36It's time I joined
00:55:37the winning side.
00:55:38You fiend.
00:55:40Sticks and stones,
00:55:42you hack.
00:55:44Looks like we trails
00:55:45all the way around.
00:55:47You're a disgrace to me, Crusher.
00:55:49You can't do this.
00:55:54You've got to stop.
00:55:56Crusher, you're the prince
00:55:57of the great Drexorian Empire.
00:55:59Act like it
00:56:00and blow up that planet.
00:56:01No.
00:56:02Do it or you will regret it.
00:56:05You taught me
00:56:06respect comes with power.
00:56:08That those without power
00:56:10don't deserve respect.
00:56:12But we're the ones
00:56:14without the respect.
00:56:15We don't have respect.
00:56:17Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:56:18What do you know
00:56:20about respect?
00:56:21They hate us.
00:56:22No one in the Galactic Cluster
00:56:24looks up to the Drexorians.
00:56:26They'll have no choice
00:56:27but to look up to us
00:56:28after we drag them
00:56:29through the dirt.
00:56:31Fire!
00:56:31No!
00:57:12That was a warning shot.
00:57:14Next one won't be
00:57:16across your nose
00:57:16but up it.
00:57:21a scythex?
00:57:26Crusher, come back.
00:57:28If you leave now
00:57:28you will be hereby banished.
00:57:31Crusher, come on.
00:57:32Rollins and I came
00:57:33to break you out.
00:57:37You haven't learned a thing.
00:57:39Dad!
00:57:40Yes, son?
00:57:41It's the medallion!
00:57:42Splendid.
00:57:43You truly are my son.
00:57:48Ow!
00:57:48Hot potato, hot potato!
00:57:51Tie them up.
00:57:52And why are the still
00:57:53standing walls
00:57:53with explosives?
00:57:56Come on!
00:57:57What are you doing?
00:57:58You two get to stay
00:58:00and enjoy the fireworks.
00:58:01What?
00:58:02No!
00:58:04At least I remember
00:58:05to pick up the milk.
00:58:09Hey, not me.
00:58:11You're making a mistake.
00:58:12Well, you can't go
00:58:13rewarding traitors.
00:58:15You know,
00:58:15their word isn't any good.
00:58:17Take them away.
00:58:24Aw, man.
00:58:25Tied up next to
00:58:26a ticking time bomb?
00:58:27We've done this
00:58:28in the show
00:58:29like a million times.
00:58:30I'm glad you
00:58:30appreciate the classics.
00:58:32After we incinerate
00:58:33the building,
00:58:34we'll do the same
00:58:35to the whole planet.
00:58:36Father, please!
00:58:38Can't hear you, traitor.
00:58:40Rot next to
00:58:40your precious hero.
00:58:42Fetch!
00:58:48What are you doing?
00:58:50Cutting through
00:58:50the ropes with friction.
00:58:52I used to escape
00:58:53a trap like this
00:58:54in season one.
00:58:55In season two.
00:58:57And three.
00:58:58And I think
00:59:00there was four.
00:59:01Dude tends to reuse
00:59:02sort of plot devices.
00:59:11Oops!
00:59:21Hello?
00:59:23Anybody?
00:59:25Hello, son.
00:59:26Dad?
00:59:27Not quite.
00:59:28But your dad
00:59:29left quite an impression
00:59:30on the amulet,
00:59:31which is what's
00:59:32speaking to you now.
00:59:33Just as his father
00:59:34did before him
00:59:35and his grandmother
00:59:37and so on.
00:59:38What is it?
00:59:38This medallion
00:59:39is very special.
00:59:40It resonates
00:59:41with all the energy
00:59:43of Nua,
00:59:44the entire planet.
00:59:45What?
00:59:46It's a conduit.
00:59:47If you trust your feelings
00:59:49and empty your mind,
00:59:51you can use the medallion
00:59:52to help your friends.
00:59:54Help save the whole planet.
00:59:56You've seen your own show,
00:59:57haven't you?
00:59:58You mean,
00:59:58the things I do
00:59:59on the show
01:00:00are based on
01:00:01what the medallion
01:00:02can really do.
01:00:03Yes.
01:00:03I made sure
01:00:04that Duke followed
01:00:05those guidelines carefully.
01:00:06Then I already know
01:00:07what it can do.
01:00:08That's right.
01:00:09But I'm not...
01:00:10I can't.
01:00:11Can't what?
01:00:12I'm no hero.
01:00:13Not like you,
01:00:14not like Chen.
01:00:16Son,
01:00:17just because
01:00:18your bravery
01:00:19has never been tested
01:00:20doesn't mean
01:00:20you don't have any.
01:00:21There was never
01:00:22any real need
01:00:23for heroics
01:00:24before today.
01:00:25You succeeded
01:00:26at every challenge
01:00:27I set before you.
01:00:28Now,
01:00:29you have a different one.
01:00:31Are you ready
01:00:32to save Nua
01:00:32and your friends?
01:00:34I am.
01:00:35Then go.
01:00:37Use the medallion.
01:00:39Become the hero.
01:00:46Pandy.
01:00:47Pandy?
01:00:49Pandy!
01:00:50Are you okay?
01:00:52Yeah.
01:00:53How long was I out?
01:00:54A couple of minutes.
01:00:56You sure you're okay?
01:00:58Yeah.
01:00:59Okay.
01:00:59Do you have any idea
01:01:00how we're gonna get
01:01:01out of here?
01:01:02Like this.
01:01:05Wow.
01:01:06Let's go.
01:01:06We'll need a ship
01:01:08to get up
01:01:08to Father's fleet.
01:01:09Then let's go get one.
01:01:13All's clear.
01:01:14Let's get back
01:01:15before we miss
01:01:16the party.
01:01:20What's the plan?
01:01:22I've got an idea.
01:01:24Halt, evildoers!
01:01:30Halt, evildoers?
01:01:31What?
01:01:32It always worked
01:01:33on the show.
01:01:42What?
01:01:52Let's hear it for my non-idiot son,
01:01:54Martin.
01:01:54And yours truly
01:01:55for leading such a victorious
01:01:57crusade.
01:02:00Wait, I've got a broadcast to make.
01:02:02Let's turn it down a notch.
01:02:14People of Nua,
01:02:15let me express my condolences
01:02:17for the loss of your hero.
01:02:19We'll be sending mining ships
01:02:20to strip your planet
01:02:21of all resources
01:02:22starting now.
01:02:23When we're done,
01:02:25it'll probably implode.
01:02:35Hey, uh, Bruno?
01:02:37Yeah?
01:02:37Um, listen,
01:02:38I'd like to apologize
01:02:39for typecasting you
01:02:40as a villain.
01:02:41Uh, thanks?
01:02:42Yeah, you're more
01:02:43the henchman type.
01:02:44I, uh, I don't...
01:02:45one or two episode character.
01:02:47Yeah, I get it.
01:02:48Someone who gets
01:02:48blown to bits
01:02:49before the opening teaser.
01:02:55Um, Dad,
01:02:56I got some bad news.
01:02:58I despise bad news.
01:03:00Tell it in the form of a joke.
01:03:02Okay.
01:03:03Well, it's black and white
01:03:04and kicking your soldiers' keisters
01:03:05with a medallion
01:03:06of incredible power.
01:03:07That's a terrible joke.
01:03:09He's alive!
01:03:10Not for long,
01:03:11for I shall set a trap
01:03:12of such insidious cunning
01:03:14that he will be
01:03:15utterly destroyed.
01:03:19Seems a bit too easy.
01:03:23Welcome.
01:03:25Welcome.
01:03:27I'm not getting any readings
01:03:28of fighter pilots
01:03:30or anything.
01:03:31Okay.
01:03:32Stay close when we land.
01:04:01Good guys always fall
01:04:03for the flashing arrow trap.
01:04:06If you find any pieces,
01:04:08save them from my trophy room.
01:04:10Uh, they, um...
01:04:12Go ahead.
01:04:12Use your big boy words.
01:04:14But I...
01:04:15They're not here.
01:04:16Well, of course.
01:04:17You obliterated them
01:04:18with your blasters.
01:04:19Shh.
01:04:20Follow us.
01:04:21Did you obliterate them?
01:04:22I, uh...
01:04:24Just there's no actual sign.
01:04:26No sign?
01:04:26The ship is full of holes.
01:04:28They must be dead.
01:04:39It'll take them a while
01:04:40to get through that.
01:04:42How did...
01:04:43Remember that episode?
01:04:44We...
01:04:44It's not like we've got
01:04:46much more important things
01:04:48to deal with right now.
01:04:50Where'd your father
01:04:51put his prisoners?
01:04:53Oh.
01:04:54Uh...
01:04:55Let's go.
01:05:00Uh...
01:05:01Uh...
01:05:03Uh...
01:05:03King Kerov.
01:05:04Is that you?
01:05:05Um, your majesty.
01:05:06Before you kill me,
01:05:08you're gonna wanna hear this.
01:05:09It's a feel-good sitcom
01:05:12starring you, huh?
01:05:13King Kerov knows best.
01:05:16Huh?
01:05:17Huh?
01:05:19No, no.
01:05:19I'm flexible.
01:05:20I take constructive feedback
01:05:21very well.
01:05:22I...
01:05:23Nice new writers
01:05:23were a weak and cowardly bunch,
01:05:25but this is a bit much.
01:05:26You're alive.
01:05:27I knew it!
01:05:28I knew it!
01:05:29And Pandy, wow.
01:05:37Pandy, I...
01:05:38I'm sorry.
01:05:39Why the heck
01:05:40should we trust you?
01:05:42Because...
01:05:42I know how much
01:05:43I screwed up.
01:05:44I wanna fix it.
01:05:46Please?
01:06:13What's stopping it?
01:06:20What?
01:06:21The jerk's family.
01:06:32Uh-oh.
01:06:33What?
01:06:34What is it?
01:06:34I don't get it.
01:06:36Dad told me the medallion
01:06:37could draw all the power
01:06:38it needed from Nua.
01:06:40Uh...
01:06:41Uh...
01:06:41Pandy?
01:06:42You're not...
01:06:43on...
01:06:44Nua anymore.
01:06:45Which means
01:06:46you just used up
01:06:47whatever charge
01:06:48the thing had left.
01:06:49Not so fast.
01:06:51So kind of you
01:06:52to come to the prison cells
01:06:53on your own.
01:06:54You survived.
01:06:56My, my.
01:06:57That medallion
01:06:58really is powerful.
01:06:59Hand it over.
01:07:00Or I'll take it
01:07:01by extreme force,
01:07:02which I always enjoy.
01:07:03No can do.
01:07:04The medallion
01:07:05doesn't work
01:07:06away from Nua.
01:07:07It's true,
01:07:08Father.
01:07:09You can't take it
01:07:10with you.
01:07:11Ah, shucks.
01:07:12Fire when ready.
01:07:14Blaster!
01:07:17Roll it!
01:07:20Fire!
01:07:23Ah!
01:07:26Ah!
01:07:27Ah!
01:07:28Ah!
01:07:28Ah!
01:07:29Ah!
01:07:30Ah!
01:07:30Ah!
01:07:33Ah!
01:07:34Ah!
01:07:34Ah!
01:07:51Foolish Panda!
01:07:52None of you
01:07:53can defeat me!
01:07:55Ah!
01:07:57Ah!
01:07:59Ah!
01:08:01Ah!
01:08:06Ah!
01:08:08Hm!
01:08:10Hello?
01:08:12Heh heh!
01:08:15Hey!
01:08:30Everyone, get to the end!
01:08:32To the docking port! We'll escape there!
01:08:34Oh heavens, the damage is... it's almost incalculable.
01:08:40The blazes with the cars! I want them back! Get them! Get them now!
01:08:48Doug, we'll need you.
01:08:51I can't!
01:08:52Just go, you big ape!
01:09:03Pandy! Come on!
01:09:05You never would have made it without Crusher and his crew. I can't leave them behind!
01:09:09You're not coming with us?
01:09:11If they don't make it, I don't make it.
01:09:13This is no time for long goodbyes!
01:09:17Come back in one piece.
01:09:25You made it!
01:09:26Caral's not too far behind.
01:09:28Come on now, into the last escape pod!
01:09:33No!
01:09:35Such is the reward for all treasonous scum.
01:09:38I'll take treason over your stinking empire any day!
01:09:43Do you really think you and your crew can escape?
01:09:45I destroyed your last hope of fleeing this ship.
01:09:48That may be true, but all this destruction looks awfully expensive!
01:09:54Expensive!
01:09:55Expensive!
01:09:56I'm afraid your son is correct.
01:09:59Say hi to Grandma for me!
01:10:02Our financial losses were sent directly to your mother, and she's calling us home.
01:10:11And you thought it was all just a TV show!
01:10:16Haha, I have been wrong before.
01:10:20Your old man looked really mad.
01:10:22Oh, you think he's bad?
01:10:24You should see his mom.
01:10:26I think he'll just let Karath see her for me.
01:10:28The only thing I'm seeing too, is your demise!
01:10:35You think I'd let you escape?
01:10:38I'm not Karath the runaway!
01:10:40I'm not Karath the bankrupt!
01:10:42I'm Karath the destroyer!
01:10:47Haha, what's wrong?
01:10:49You were so snide a second ago.
01:10:52We need to do something!
01:10:54Like what?
01:11:06Help me!
01:11:07We need to get closer to Nuwa!
01:11:09Why would that...
01:11:29How boring...
01:11:31It's over!
01:11:45What?
01:11:57Why did...
01:11:58We're safe!
01:12:04What are you doing, Pandy?
01:12:06You guys get to safety!
01:12:12You're getting away!
01:12:19You're getting away!
01:12:29Is everyone okay?
01:12:31Is everyone okay?
01:12:32No!
01:12:39No!
01:12:40No!
01:12:42No!
01:12:46No!
01:12:47No!
01:12:47No!
01:12:48No!
01:12:48No!
01:12:58No!
01:12:58There we go!
01:12:58That's primarily him!
01:12:59No!
01:13:02No!
01:13:05No!
01:13:10It's never going on down!
01:13:10I'm watching him!
01:13:10No!
01:13:11No!
01:13:11No!
01:13:16Let's go.
01:13:52You're on the air, Penny.
01:13:54Thanks, Bruno.
01:13:56Everyone, please listen.
01:13:57Right now, our hero Pandy is fighting against the king of the aliens that attacked our planet.
01:14:03Their king is strong and merciless, but Pandy is fearlessly taking him on.
01:14:08For Nua, believe in him.
01:14:10Please cheer him on.
01:14:12Make these aliens learn the power of Nua.
01:14:21What?
01:14:42I'll see you next time.
01:14:44Let's go.
01:15:14No!
01:15:16I'll get you next time, Angie!
01:16:03Hey, guys!
01:16:05Get over here!
01:16:06I don't think that's such a...
01:16:08You're all part of the family now?
01:16:17You thinking what I'm thinking?
01:16:19Way ahead of you, girlie.
01:16:23This might be our last adventure together,
01:16:25but who knew you'd finally join the forces of good?
01:16:28Last adventure?
01:16:29We'll get out of this together!
01:16:31You really think you can escape me?
01:16:34Lord of the galaxy?
01:16:41Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:16:44I don't know.
01:16:45Something got...
01:16:46Are you kidding?
01:16:47That was great!
01:16:49Absolutely!
01:16:50In all my days at Nada,
01:16:51I've never seen a maniacal laugh like that.
01:16:54Thanks.
01:16:54You know, like...
01:16:56Father...
01:16:57Like son.
01:16:58Well, let's, uh...
01:17:00Let's hope you're not too much like him.
01:17:03That's a wrap for the day!
01:17:05Let's go home.
01:17:10Hey!
01:17:12I still owe you one for making me a hero this season.
01:17:15I was thinking us guys could...
01:17:18Head out for a bite to eat.
01:17:20A little bonding time.
01:17:21It could be good for the show.
01:17:22Guys?
01:17:23I'd love to, but...
01:17:38I think there's been a miscommunication.
01:17:44There must be some other bit you're looking for.
01:17:50So before you hook those claws inside my fluffy heart,
01:17:56There's something that you aliens should know.
01:18:03I'm not the bill you're looking for.
01:18:08All my fight scenes are CGI with plastic laser swords.
01:18:12So go hit up some chump for that next world war.
01:18:16I'm not the bill you're looking for.
01:18:20I've always been a lover, not a fighter.
01:18:24And though I choose Bruce Lee films for Netflix and chill,
01:18:28Dangerous stun scenes were never by desire.
01:18:33The sight of blood has always made me ill.
01:18:37I'm not the bill you're looking for.
01:18:41I just got sharp teeth of bamboo trees.
01:18:43They don't really do much more.
01:18:45Don't take me to your leader.
01:18:47Let me slip out the back door.
01:18:49Cause I'm not the bill you're looking for.
01:18:53Cause I'm not the bill you're looking for.
01:19:14All my fight scenes are CGI with plastic laser swords.
01:19:19Don't take me to your leader.
01:19:21Let me slip out the back door.
01:19:23Cause I'm not the, not the bill you're looking for.
01:19:31I'm not the bill you're looking for.
01:19:34I'm not the bill you're looking for.
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