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SEX EDUCATION BY MY BEST FRIEND #DB - FULL MOVIE
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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring, you like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe
00:00:32When are you going to tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valleyqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Oh, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:16But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:41I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:44Eh...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52Alright.
00:02:53I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even...
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:27My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Who's fighting the new girl?
00:03:56Who's leaving the new girl?
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:50There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:02Oh my gosh.
00:05:14Aw, you're welcome new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you catfishing?
00:05:27Some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmonds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:19Edmonds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Woo!
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:36Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:42Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chance it's Jen.
00:06:55So is it...
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:04It's you.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking Haley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning or...
00:07:24My name's Haley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Haley.
00:07:27I think you uh...
00:07:29You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:33What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Oh no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:43You're just a man child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her must have filled an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today.
00:08:07I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:13And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:17I want to be with you.
00:08:19And you want to be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soul mate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:05Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:16Ah!
00:09:20Oh my God, seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:39Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:45I'm sorry.
00:09:47I'm sorry.
00:09:53I can't see.
00:09:56We're just not going to die.
00:09:57But we're just there.
00:10:04We're just here.
00:10:05I love you.
00:10:09I love you too.
00:10:11It's for fun.
00:10:13You have to be a party.
00:10:13I love you too.
00:10:14I love you too.
00:10:14I love you too.
00:10:14I love you too.
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:18Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't flatter yourself.
00:10:39I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:40My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Hmm, funny.
00:10:42Hmm, okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, and, um, of all the purple bra, by the way, I like it in a weird way.
00:10:57I mean, not in my type, but, you know, power theory, or whatever.
00:11:01Did you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:16Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:24Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:40Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:49You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:06What are you doing?
00:12:08What are you doing?
00:12:09What are you doing?
00:12:10What are you doing?
00:12:11What are you doing?
00:12:14Oh, my God.
00:12:17Oh, my God.
00:12:22How are you doing?
00:12:25How are you doing?
00:12:26Good.
00:12:29Oh, shit.
00:12:31Oh.
00:12:33Yo, what's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemies new just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:51Come on, let's see if these builds are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop, delete it, please, delete it.
00:13:10Oh my brave knight, I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh my god.
00:13:20Oh cool, your anime's kinda hot.
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30Jen, no.
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:32Jen? Stop.
00:13:35Get over me.
00:13:51My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:54Get over here.
00:13:57Stop it!
00:13:58Stop it!
00:13:59Oh my God!
00:14:09You okay?
00:14:12Give that to me.
00:14:20Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole?
00:14:24I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:33Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:41She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46Maybe he's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:55Here we are.
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:02Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:21Wait, Mom.
00:15:27Do people change?
00:15:29Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Top day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:03The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:10Oh.
00:16:11I'm really proud of you.
00:16:13And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:27Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:42When?
00:16:43With?
00:16:44After school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring followers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:23Hayley girl.
00:17:24He was not a nobody dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:36I know what Hayley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works.
00:17:39As a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Hayley Cole.
00:17:48Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:55Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Hayley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I'm Hayley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:21I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:37Dale.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:42Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend to bed it.
00:18:48Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:51And maybe he's sitting on his back video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is Guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:01We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:21I told me.
00:19:23So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:34Oh, and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:39Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:49Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06I figure you're gonna record this.
00:20:15Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You wanna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:32I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:54Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just...
00:21:07I happened to see you.
00:21:09Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12My boyfriend actually.
00:21:15Well, he...
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:22Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies.
00:21:30I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though.
00:21:33So...
00:21:33Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole-Edness?
00:21:40Cause it's not gonna work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:49How'd that online boyfriend use make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:56He makes me feel safe.
00:21:58You wouldn't understand it, though.
00:22:04You understand better than you think.
00:22:07Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:11Is he...
00:22:14Now you touch him like this?
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, my...
00:22:31My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:35In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you that slow on the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:23:07I can't do this.
00:23:09I love my boyfriend.
00:23:11And you will never understand that.
00:23:13He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:16He loves me for who I am.
00:23:18That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:25No.
00:23:33Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:41There's nothing.
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:53Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life.
00:24:02What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds.
00:24:06He just wants to play with me.
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident.
00:24:19Really? Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:23He was right.
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you.
00:24:28No, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:31You need to see me in style.
00:24:33Fine, if you say so.
00:24:36So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:40We send the fireworks wild.
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:03Oh, you.
00:25:05Oh, me.
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:08Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:25It's okay.
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:28I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:32Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:35What is he trying to do?
00:25:37It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:40I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:45Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:49I'm sorry.
00:25:55Oh, you're right.
00:25:59You're a little bit better.
00:26:00I'm sorry.
00:26:03I'm sorry.
00:26:05I'm sorry.
00:26:09I'm sorry.
00:26:10I'm sorry.
00:26:10I'll do it.
00:26:10I'm sorry.
00:26:12You're the only one I'm sorry.
00:26:16I'm sorry.
00:26:19No way.
00:26:20It's a self-locking door.
00:26:22Really?
00:26:23Miss Gorman's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:28No, okay.
00:26:29Am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:34Or maybe try something new.
00:26:36Mm-mm.
00:26:36We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:49That was my first kiss.
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:55It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:10You're really good at this.
00:27:11One day I want you to regret it.
00:27:14You know, we can do more if we want.
00:27:31Hey, I've been wanting back a lot more than you think.
00:27:35So you want me?
00:27:39I think you know what y'all want you.
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:47I want you.
00:27:53Oh, shit.
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:00Oh, my God.
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:03I really need to change this lock.
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:06Oh.
00:28:07Yeah.
00:28:08Yeah, we're good.
00:28:09We're okay.
00:28:10Okay.
00:28:11Okay.
00:28:12Nice.
00:28:18You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait.
00:28:22It's just hormones.
00:28:24Jake.
00:28:25Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:29Wait, car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I got to go.
00:28:43I got to go.
00:28:46Guacamole wizard.
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:52Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:06She was in a real car accident.
00:29:08According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:11I'm not going to make this anymore.
00:29:12Cole, wait.
00:29:15Oh, shit.
00:29:19What's up, Gus?
00:29:21Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:27Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey!
00:29:31I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:34They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:43They're my favorite.
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:54A dickhead?
00:29:57Well, you honestly, get out of here, bro.
00:29:58You came to my table, bro,
00:30:00and knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:09Cole is jealous.
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:14We don't have a problem.
00:30:16Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball,
00:30:18and we don't have a problem.
00:30:20Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:25I have the ball now.
00:30:25Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:44Just one little catch.
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:50All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:53If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:07I'm thinking.
00:31:07About the report or about him?
00:31:09Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:11We literally made out of a sword room.
00:31:14Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:21You have no idea.
00:31:28Oh my God, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Hallie, someone's here to see you.
00:31:58Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:00Too cheesy?
00:32:01No, it's cute.
00:32:04The accident?
00:32:05The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:07He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:08So, um, what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:13I...
00:32:14I should feel happy.
00:32:15But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:19Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:33Wow.
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:37Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh my God!
00:32:45Oh my God!
00:32:46Oh my God!
00:32:51Wow.
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:59Wait, I can't!
00:33:00Colt, put me down!
00:33:01Put me down!
00:33:02Put me down!
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:19New couple alert.
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:25And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:30Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:33I might say yes.
00:33:36Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:43We're both hot, and we're both rich, and our dads have been in business, like, forever,
00:33:48so.
00:33:50How romantic?
00:33:51I think I'll pass.
00:33:53You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:58Oh, here they come.
00:34:01If I message Corcamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:06What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09And the dates list.
00:34:18Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:22Bye.
00:34:23He's so different.
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:30Haley?
00:34:37What are you doing?
00:34:39Jeez.
00:34:40God.
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:47Yeah, I know.
00:34:52Oh.
00:34:53You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:55I don't care.
00:34:57I do care.
00:34:59I don't care.
00:34:59Hey, we are.
00:35:10Okay, I'll put a problem with Jake.
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:21He doesn't even know you.
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:25That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:27Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:31I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:33The first day.
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:37Just, just don't go about it, Jake.
00:35:54Move.
00:35:56Colt is talking to Haley again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:03Obviously I do.
00:36:04Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:07Uh, what do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:16Hey, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:20All right, I promise.
00:36:21Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:23I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:27And you, but you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:32Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:34Hey, Hal.
00:36:35Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:41Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:46You're so sexy.
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:51I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:03Oh, shit.
00:37:05Oh, shit.
00:37:18Oh, my God.
00:37:23Stop, guys.
00:37:24Stop it.
00:37:25Stop.
00:37:25Stop.
00:37:26What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:30Shit.
00:37:31It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:32I've got to save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've got to save Jake.
00:37:40Oh, my God.
00:37:42Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:45Hailey Rock.
00:37:47That's detention.
00:37:48After school, don't be late.
00:38:06Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:08Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do after you saved my rest today.
00:38:15The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:17Oh, sure.
00:38:20So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:26He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why, though.
00:38:29Good.
00:38:30You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:36Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:38I mean, I could kill him.
00:38:43Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:48Okay, fine.
00:38:49I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:57Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh, my God.
00:39:09I am so fed up with this.
00:39:27I'm so sorry.
00:39:30I tripped.
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:32Jack.
00:39:33What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:39They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:42Oh.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:48Oh.
00:39:49What are you?
00:39:50Are you almost crying?
00:39:52It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:56Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:07Crazy.
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:12This squirman's burning.
00:40:13Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:15Oh, please.
00:40:15It's baking soda and water.
00:40:16You're fine.
00:40:17Detention.
00:40:18Today, after school.
00:40:20Shit.
00:40:32Jake, hey.
00:40:34Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:36Gotta get to student council.
00:40:39Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:42The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:47You don't know about the...
00:40:49Come on.
00:41:03Hey.
00:41:04Um, Ella.
00:41:06It's Emma.
00:41:08Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:09Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:19Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:22We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:26No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:29It means...
00:41:29It means I can't...
00:41:31Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:37He's really important to me.
00:41:42And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:54You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo...
00:42:03Okay, okay, okay, I get it.
00:42:07You're kind of sweet.
00:42:13Hey, look at that.
00:42:15Oh, my God.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:20You're a miracle worker.
00:42:27Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:29You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:33It's Emma.
00:42:34Whatever.
00:42:41Oh, my God.
00:42:49Oh, morning, valley whore.
00:42:51How are things in the castle?
00:42:53Oh, my God.
00:42:55I can't believe it.
00:42:58Valley whore?
00:42:59What are they talking about?
00:43:15Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:19Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:23Oh, my God.
00:43:24Someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:26Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:29Yeah.
00:43:30Hey, valley whore.
00:43:31Show him what you really like.
00:43:51Here you go.
00:43:52Here.
00:43:53This is for you.
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:59You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:04It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:05But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:11What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:12No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:14Hey, everyone.
00:44:15I think valley whore is a catfish.
00:44:18Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:47Stop it, stop, stop.
00:44:51I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:57Jake!
00:44:58Hey.
00:45:00Now is the time.
00:45:02Tell them.
00:45:03Tell them what?
00:45:04That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:07Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:10Here you go.
00:45:13Oh, my God.
00:45:15Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:17Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:22What?
00:45:22Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:28Jake, is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:34Sorry.
00:45:35It was nothing personal?
00:45:42Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:49All right, all right, all right.
00:45:51Enough!
00:45:52What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:56That's all him.
00:45:57Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:04Let me get this straight.
00:46:06You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:10It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:11It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:13Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:19You think that's what it could be?
00:46:21Who cares?
00:46:22I care.
00:46:23And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:26So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:28What?
00:46:29I don't know, over my dead body.
00:46:30Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:33I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:35No, no, please don't.
00:46:37Please.
00:46:37Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:40Max's dad called.
00:46:41He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:43You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:46End of discussion.
00:46:53Come on, you big coward.
00:46:54Message him.
00:46:56Just do it, just do it.
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:08I could never think that.
00:47:15But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:17Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:25I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:41Okay, you got this, Haley.
00:47:44Just take a deep breath.
00:47:45You got this.
00:47:47You got this.
00:47:51You look beautiful.
00:47:55Thank you, Mom.
00:48:14Hey, Haley.
00:48:15I'm glad you came.
00:48:16You look so pretty.
00:48:17Hi.
00:48:18Hey, Max.
00:48:19Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:21I mean...
00:48:22No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:23You know, they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:26They don't care about shit.
00:48:27Get drunk, girl.
00:48:28Woo!
00:48:31Yeah.
00:48:42What are you doing here?
00:48:43Valley whore.
00:48:46Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:49Hey, everyone.
00:48:50Let's give it up for Valley whore.
00:48:51Valley whore!
00:48:56Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:58What have I even done to you?
00:48:59To me...
00:49:00Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:02because those little cringy messages on your castle game,
00:49:06those are concerning.
00:49:07Actually, kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:09Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:11She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Pervy princess!
00:49:19Pervy princess!
00:49:20Pervy princess!
00:49:22Hey.
00:49:23Let's get pervets tonight.
00:49:24Leave me alone.
00:49:27Is there a fire?
00:49:28Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:42Paul?
00:49:47Oh, my God.
00:50:20are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:28him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:35honest
00:50:35about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait wait
00:50:52please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:57go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were you
00:51:01trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i shouldn't
00:51:07trusted you and what about guacamole wizard what are you
00:51:21who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:29i'm not gonna ask you again cole get in the car dad can you just act normal for once and
00:51:35please
00:51:35introduce yourself to hayley i already assumed that's who this was hi mr opens so you're the
00:51:43scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady my son
00:51:49is gonna marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten
00:51:57you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god
00:52:04your mother is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:12come on you don't mean that
00:52:15i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:23you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want
00:52:29any part of it
00:52:30so cole fell with your dad
00:52:35hayley
00:52:39fuck this
00:52:44no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:50hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:53i promised your mother i would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:06hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:14jen ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:23oh wow thanks emma
00:53:27okay bye
00:53:32one down one to go
00:53:34you're so cool
00:53:36i know emma
00:53:37wanna go to prom
00:53:39why not
00:53:41let's get these lumpers together
00:53:48hi mr edmund
00:53:49hi max and max's friend
00:53:51sorry we weren't expecting you
00:53:54cole's grounded
00:53:55oh he is
00:53:57but it was his 18th birthday today
00:53:59what can i say max
00:54:01actions have consequences
00:54:03birthday or no cole is grounded
00:54:06well that really sucks because
00:54:08he's uh also the president of the prom committee
00:54:12we were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:15cole
00:54:16my son cole
00:54:18reviewing budgets
00:54:18he's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:54:21well mr edmunds today could be that day
00:54:23and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop
00:54:25so we can get back to his very important
00:54:27and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:39go away
00:54:43max what
00:54:45what are you guys doing here
00:54:46happy birthday cole
00:54:48i brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account
00:54:50just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:52what what's going on
00:54:54dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:56you can tell hayley who you are now
00:54:58you can be together
00:54:59just log into this stupid game
00:55:01and tell the girl who you love
00:55:02who you really are
00:55:04no
00:55:05i'll tell her myself
00:55:06stick me in your car
00:55:17mom i'm fine
00:55:19i just need some time alone
00:55:28open the door
00:55:30wait what
00:55:31he's here
00:55:41it's you
00:55:43i'm sure you've given me this to you a long time ago
00:55:47hayley i've wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:50my dad threatened off all your mom
00:55:52and i had to wait a really long time
00:55:54to tell you who i was
00:55:55i got my inheritance
00:55:57and i can protect you and your family
00:55:58so you don't have to choose
00:56:13i understand that this changes things
00:56:16if you don't love me the way
00:56:19you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:23look i need you to know i love you
00:56:36cool i love you
00:56:38you do
00:56:40yes you idiot
00:56:42i've loved you for months
00:56:43i mean
00:56:44this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:47because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:50but you're him
00:56:51you didn't expect her
00:56:54i
00:56:54i mean
00:56:55i
00:56:56i always hoped it was you
00:56:59until you hoped
00:57:00yes
00:57:02i hoped it was you
00:57:03you were always there for me
00:57:09you're really fucking hot
00:57:15thank you
00:57:15yeah
00:57:16i've had those things i said we could do
00:57:20maybe i know
00:57:24take my clothes off
00:57:26again i don't worry
00:57:30I'm so real you
00:57:49Okay, so what do you think?
00:57:5210 out of 10
00:57:53Yeah, we'll do it again
00:57:56I'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:58I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02Alright, that's fair
00:58:03I'll take that as a win
00:58:10What is my life now?
00:58:12Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:15Oh god, no
00:58:16I fully expect you to
00:58:18continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:21No, I'm just
00:58:21I'm just lost behind it
00:58:24There's always been lost behind it
00:58:25I'll take a minute now
00:58:27Stop it
00:58:30Um
00:58:32Is it promenade?
00:58:35I think you know if it's promenade
00:58:38Okay
00:58:39But the real question is
00:58:41Do you got a date?
00:58:44Cole, are you asking me a prom?
00:58:46Oh, I would have asked you earlier
00:58:48But Jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:50Oh god, please don't mention his name again
00:58:51I don't want to hear it
00:58:53Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:54But I don't even have a dress
00:58:57But I don't even have a dress
00:59:02I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:05And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:06Who would have guessed?
00:59:11I thought
00:59:13Only the best for my princess
00:59:15Where did you get that?
00:59:18I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:20On the off chance
00:59:21That you
00:59:23Might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:24And maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:28Of course I'll go to prom with you
00:59:34Mr. Edmonds
00:59:35I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:37Cole
00:59:38Are you here?
00:59:40Cole
00:59:41Are you here?
00:59:43Mr. Edmonds
00:59:44You can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:47I see you Cole
00:59:47You are in big trouble
01:00:05Hey, uh
01:00:07You almost done in there?
01:00:08You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:10In a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:13Okay, I'm ready
01:00:26What do you think?
01:00:30My God
01:00:31You are the most beautiful thing
01:00:33I have ever seen
01:00:36Uh-uh-uh
01:00:37I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:39To do this lipstick
01:00:40You're not messing it up
01:00:41For at least 20 minutes
01:00:4320 more minutes
01:00:44We're in
01:00:45Deal
01:00:49Thank you all for using
01:00:51The prom voting site
01:00:52To cast your votes
01:00:53I hear we have a winner
01:00:57And your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:02Jen Longfellow
01:01:04Thank you
01:01:06Oh my God
01:01:08Thank you guys so much
01:01:10Seriously, this makes the world to me
01:01:12I mean, like
01:01:13Who else would win, right?
01:01:15Oh, this is just the perfect moment
01:01:21Oh my God
01:01:23That's Haley and Cole
01:01:25It was fun
01:01:27Since when did you get
01:01:33This time that's up
01:01:35No
01:01:35But who cares
01:01:39Hell yeah
01:01:43Ew, literally, what the fuck
01:01:45Hell yeah
01:01:46Language
01:01:46I am the queen, okay
01:01:48She's just a little
01:01:49Purvy princess
01:01:50Come on
01:01:51Everyone say it with me
01:01:52Purvy princess
01:01:54Purvy princess
01:01:55Purvy princess
01:02:00Wait
01:02:02Wait, wait, wait
01:02:03What are those?
01:02:04Those are texts
01:02:04Between me and my dad
01:02:05Make Cole Edmonds
01:02:07Fall in love with you
01:02:09His dad's month
01:02:10Is essential
01:02:11To funding my campaign
01:02:12Don't worry
01:02:14Daddy
01:02:14If I can't have
01:02:16No one can
01:02:17I'm gonna destroy
01:02:19Haley Roth's life
01:02:20Is this real?
01:02:22Jen's crazy
01:02:25Who did this?
01:02:26Who did this?
01:02:30What?
01:02:30You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:32And didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:34You little skit
01:02:36You know, Jen
01:02:38As the principal
01:02:39I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:41And above all of this petty drama
01:02:44But quite frankly
01:02:46You are the worst
01:02:48And I think it's time
01:02:51That you are expelled
01:02:52From Edmonds Academy
01:02:53You can't do that
01:02:54I'm the principal
01:02:55So, uh
01:02:57Yes, I can
01:03:06There was no answering shit
01:03:08You lied to me
01:03:16Haley
01:03:17Catch
01:03:21Oh
01:03:23My princess finally has her crown
01:03:26Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:28Oh
01:03:29Yeah, no can do
01:03:30All I have to offer
01:03:32Is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:35And a awesome sense of humor
01:03:37Oof
01:03:38How can I refuse?
01:03:45Oh, no
01:03:46That's my dad
01:03:49We are going home
01:03:50Right now
01:03:52You disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:03:54Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad
01:03:57You talk all the time
01:03:58About wanting a man
01:03:59That's worthy of the family last name
01:04:01Yet
01:04:02You can't see I've already become that man
01:04:05And it's because of Haley
01:04:07And you can accept that
01:04:08I'll make my own path
01:04:09And best believe me, I can
01:04:12I'll say this
01:04:14It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:19Joy pride
01:04:27I am so proud of you
01:04:30I can't have done with all you being by my side
01:04:33That was terrifying
01:04:35It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, well, so
01:04:39I love you, Bella Quinn
01:04:41I love you, guacamole wizard
01:04:43Oh, my God, I gotta change that username
01:04:45Yeah, you do
01:04:46Yeah
01:04:51Woohoo
01:04:51Woohoo
01:04:54Woohoo
01:04:56Woohoo
01:04:57Woohoo
01:04:57Woo
01:04:58Woo
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