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مسلسل Fuller House مترجم - Episode 3
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00:08La, la, la, la, la, la
00:15Whatever happened to predictability
00:17The milkman, the paperboy, the evening TV
00:24Everywhere you go, everywhere you go
00:28With a heart, a heart, a heart, a heart, a heart to hold on to
00:32Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
00:36There's a face, there's a face
00:38Somebody who needs a heart
00:40Everywhere you go, yeah
00:43When you're lost, I'm there, and you're all alone
00:47And I just waiting to carry you home
00:52Everywhere you go
00:54La, la, la, la, la, la, la
01:05Damn, Kimmy Gibbler
01:06You look good when you're not dressed like yourself
01:10I gotta work it for Girls' Night Out
01:12And you are on fleek
01:17I hope it's still fleek to say fleek
01:21When have we ever looked this hot and gotten along this great?
01:24Never
01:27We better get proof
01:28Selfie
01:28Yes
01:29Okay
01:30Ready?
01:31Ooh, no
01:31Tilt over skinny
01:35Ah, great
01:36I'll tag you on Instagram
01:37Oh, but first I have to unblock you
01:41You blocked me?
01:43Let's not fight, okay?
01:45Remember the good times?
01:47Well, good time
01:51Whoa, you guys look fleek
01:57And that's the death of fleek
02:00DJ, it's Girls' Night Out
02:03Oh, I know, I'm sorry
02:05I have laundry to do
02:06Party on without me
02:08Deej, we planned this whole night for you
02:10But you have to go out and have some fun
02:12What?
02:12I have fun?
02:14Yeah, just last night
02:15I stuck my tongue out at Tommy
02:17And he stuck his tongue out at me
02:19It was hilarious
02:22Come on, Deej
02:23Let yourself have some adult fun
02:24I'm officially naming the three of us
02:26The She-Wolf Pack
02:32Don't ever do that in public
02:35Look, I can't go out tonight
02:37I don't have anything to wear
02:38We knew you'd say that
02:40Which is why we bought you this
02:45Whoa
02:46Is this for me or Malibu Barbie?
02:50Look, I really appreciate all of this
02:52But I don't have a babysitter
02:55Oh, we got you a babysitter
02:59Oh, we got you a babysitter
03:11Joey!
03:13Hi, Deej
03:13Oh, I can't believe you would fly in from Vegas
03:17Just to babysit
03:18Of course we would
03:23Well, it looks like you guys covered everything
03:25Yep
03:25I'll go upstairs and change
03:27Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no
03:28If you go upstairs, you're gonna start doing mom stuff
03:31You can change in the Uber
03:36I'm not changing in a car
03:38What if Uber sees my boobers?
03:43Well, then you won't have to tip
03:47Deej, changing in a car is no big deal
03:49Once I stumbled out of an all-night party
03:51Hopped into a cab
03:52Changed into a hideous fuchsia bridesmaids dress
03:54And walked down the aisle looking better than the bride
03:59That was my wedding
04:03Uh, Jackson, Max, Ramona, come say goodbye
04:06Joey's here
04:07Hey, hi, kids
04:09Hey, what's up?
04:10One hour
04:13Oh, I am feeling the love
04:16Okay, guys, remember, you need to brush your teeth
04:18Yeah, yeah, you need to brush your teeth
04:19Do your homework
04:20Don't play with matches
04:21Stay in school
04:22Blah, blah, blah, blah
04:23Come on, let's go
04:23Blah, blah, blah, blah
04:24Have fun
04:25Bye, girls
04:26Bye, Joey
04:26Love you, too
04:29All right
04:29Hey, guys
04:31And I am talking to absolutely no one
04:36Hey, Tommy
04:37How about these kids today, huh?
04:40With the video games and the electronic devices
04:43How about you and I have a real meaningful conversation?
04:49Whoops
04:49I got a text, buddy
04:50Sorry
05:04Hey, will you come on?
05:12I don't know if I should be tugging this thing down or pulling it up
05:18Looking fierce, she-wolf pack
05:23What did we talk about?
05:25We only howl in private
05:28Do you have reservations?
05:30Yes, I feel like I should be at home with my kids
05:36There with me
05:38Kimmy Gibbler in the club
05:40Right this way
05:45Wow
05:46They really treat you like royalty here
05:49Velvet robes
05:50Glitter pillows
05:52Oh, couch
05:53Well, back when Fernando and I were together
05:56We practically lived here
05:57I even kept a toothbrush
05:58And a clean bra behind the cash register
06:01Uh, I'm gonna go get us some tequila shots
06:04Oh, make sure mine has extra ice
06:06And a little umbrella with a maraschino cherry in it
06:09Thank you!
06:14Excuse me
06:16Uh, excuse me
06:18Uh, yeah
06:19Can I get, uh, free tequila shots for me and my girls?
06:23What?
06:24That gaggle of lovely ladies
06:27My brother and I would love to give you the gift of alcohol
06:31But allow us a moment to figure out which one of us is paying
06:36You're tired
06:38You're tired
06:40Come on, dude
06:41It's 9.30 on a Friday night
06:43DJ's not in her PJs
06:46Look at me, I'm rapping
06:50Hey, look what I found
06:51Two studs plus ten shots
06:55I call dibs on the little one
06:58Thanks for the drinks
06:59You're quite welcome
07:02Have a good evening
07:04And they're sitting
07:07I'm Max, this is my brother, Val
07:08I'm Stephanie, this is my sister, DJ
07:11Sisters with brothers?
07:13That's kinky hot
07:15Two sisters and brothers
07:17And whoever you are
07:21Two sisters and brothers
07:23Two sisters and whoever she is
07:30That's not Sonny Dean
07:35Hey, what's up, guys?
07:37I'm watching a live satellite feed from Pluto
07:39Not much going on
07:43You like science?
07:45Alright, here's an impression
07:46Of astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson
07:49Early morning, after breakfast, cutting the cheese
07:59Really? Nothing?
08:06Joey, everybody knows that the great Neil deGrasse Tyson does not fart
08:12Come on, I'm here to have fun with you kids
08:15Ramona, get in here
08:17Uh, that's a bad idea
08:19What is it?
08:20I'm binge-watching the Sharknado trilogy
08:24Come in
08:24I'm banned from this room
08:27Jackson, that is not very nice
08:29It's okay
08:30I banned myself
08:34Well, tonight, we are going to have some fun together
08:37Our first game is called
08:39Try and get your devices back
08:43Joey, get back here
08:54And the winner of our first game is me
08:58Because tonight, we are going device-free
09:02How are we supposed to have any fun without our stuff?
09:05Ladies and gentlemen
09:06I give to you the Gladstone Gallery of Wacky Weapons
09:16Holy Chalupas!
09:19These are what you call your classics
09:20You got your super soakers
09:22Your silly string
09:23Your, uh, slime rifles
09:25And the granddaddy of them all
09:27A Joey Gladstone Design
09:29Toilet paper leaf blower gun
09:32Boy, I could have used this baby last night at Arby's
09:37These are for little kids
09:38So, you little kids have fun
09:40She just called you a little kid
09:42Are you going to take that?
09:44Uh, no, I'm not
09:46Oh, you think that's funny, huh?
09:50Don't, ah!
09:53Don't I get any silly strings?
09:58Not what I meant
10:03Ah!
10:05What?
10:06Can we get away from this hall?
10:07So, DJ and I were fighting over the closet pool
10:10I let go
10:11And she rams it right through our dad's bedroom wall
10:14Yeah, and then we sing this stupid song to dad about how much we love him
10:18And he doesn't even notice the hole
10:20Yeah
10:22And then, of course, Michelle walked in and said
10:24You got it, dude
10:27But you weren't even there
10:29I know
10:30But I'm pretty sure she walked in and said that
10:35Oh, my God
10:36It's Macy Gray
10:37Oh, she's my girl
10:38She is going to freak when she sees me
10:40Oh, like you know Macy Gray
10:42It so happens that she was singing at a party I was spinning at in Bangkok
10:47We got raided by the police
10:48So, we had to escape on an elephant
10:49It took a wrong turn
10:50And three days later, we woke up in Cambodia
10:54You just made that up
10:57Hey, DJ Tanner
11:03I haven't seen you since that elephant ride in Cambodia
11:08Great to see you
11:10Hey
11:11Hi, Miss Gray
11:12Hello
11:13I'm the real DJ Tanner
11:14Oh, hey
11:16You spin?
11:17Oh, oh, well, I used to, but now I'm more into Pilates
11:22Hi, Macy
11:23I'm Kimmy
11:24Hi
11:24I just have to say, I love your music
11:26Thanks
11:27And your Thanksgiving Day parade
11:34You know, it takes me all night to blow up that Kermit balloon
11:43So, would the sisters like to dance with the brothers?
11:48Well, we would, but that wouldn't leave Kimmy all alone
11:53We can find somebody for Kimmy
11:57I mean, the club's full of iKimi
12:00And butt candy
12:01Yum
12:04Ew, it's Fernando
12:09Ew, Fernando
12:10Who's Fernando?
12:14Well, it's Kimmy's soon-to-be ex-husband
12:16We don't like him
12:17Hola
12:18Kimberlina
12:21Ew, Fernando
12:25I had a dream that we were here together again
12:28At the euphoria
12:31But I never dreamed that my dream would come true
12:36It's like a dream come true
12:39Everybody, give it up for our special surprise guest
12:42Macy Gray
12:49Thank you
12:49Thank you
12:50I want to see all you sexy people out on the dance floor
12:53This is from my new album called The Way
12:55You can buy it online
12:57Or out of the trunk of my car
13:02Kimberlina
13:03May I have this dance?
13:08Look what you have done to my hips
13:12And now look what you have done to my shoulders
13:16Everything is wiggling
13:20Ignore him
13:21But everything is wiggling
13:30I can't look about you, baby
13:32You know, I know, you know, don't laugh
13:35I keep you satisfied
13:36I messed up, baby, but I got you, baby, make it mine
13:41I know you know
13:43I keep you satisfied
13:45I messed up, baby, but I got you, baby, make it all mine
14:15Where'd you learn those moves?
14:17Oh, I watch Dancing with the Stars every week
14:22That's impossible
14:23It's seasonal and rotates with a batch of a rat
14:28Remember how we always won euphoria's legendary nightly dance-off?
14:3322 weeks in a row
14:35We dance like two panthers
14:37Assuming panthers can dance
14:41I have no idea what you're talking about
14:42Keep wiggling
14:46I can tell it's been a long time since you were properly dipped
14:52Oh, Dios mío
14:56Excuse me
14:56Where are you dipping?
14:58Ah, you're back
15:03The lady's room was not as crowded as I hoped
15:10This is Kimberlina
15:11Oh, the almost ex-wife
15:14The way Fernando talks about you, I was expecting something much more...
15:19More
15:21Another Fernando girlfriend
15:22I'd ask you your name, but what's the point?
15:29And I was worried this would be awkward
15:33I'll see you at the table, papacito
15:36You dog
15:37You're here with another woman and you're hitting on me?
15:40No matter who I'm with, I'm always with you
15:42I can't believe I let you dip me
15:49Oh, I'm sorry, but I have to go check on my friend
15:55Oh, I...
15:57There's a...
15:59This...
15:59This shoe thing, pack thing
16:01I have to go pretend to care
16:03Oh, just...
16:04You keep that motor running, baby
16:05I will be back
16:19That's for eating all the raisins out of the raisin bran
16:23That's for having terrible aim in the bathroom
16:27That might have been me
16:30You try to pee on your chippy toes
16:35Who's there?
16:36Pizza delivery, dude
16:38Pizza?
16:39Awesome!
16:41I call pizza truce
16:48Joey!
16:49Stop it!
16:50Ah, Joey!
16:51Joey!
16:52Joey!
16:53Joey!
16:54Ah, Joey!
16:55Joey!
16:57Ah!
17:03The old fake pizza delivery trick
17:08Wait, there's no pizza?
17:11Come on, let me help you with that mess
17:26Consider yourself wiped
17:31You guys are pathetic
17:33You couldn't beat me if it was three on one
17:37This is not right
17:39We're a mess and Joey's spotless
17:41Let's stop sliming each other and start sliming Joey
17:45Yeah
17:45So let me get this straight
17:49There was never any pizza
17:54All right, sexy people
17:55It's time now for Euphoria's legendary nightly dance-off
18:02Let's go
18:03I don't want to see Fernando's smug face when he wins Euphoria's legendary nightly dance-off
18:08Kimmy, wait
18:11Fernando's not winning Euphoria's whatever-whatever dance thing
18:15You are
18:16Dancing with who?
18:18With me!
18:20We'll do our dirty dancing routine from the fourth grade talent show
18:25But we lost
18:27Well, that's only because I dropped you and you broke your arm
18:31You guys
18:32I'll get Macy to sing Time of My Life
18:34And you two dance like it's 1987
18:41I'm sorry, it's still she-wolf drama stuff
18:44Come on, ladies, let's go
18:52Once again, we have no women
18:55So what?
18:56Let's win this thing ourselves
19:01Prepare to dance
19:07Please, I need a big favor
19:09My sister's best friend needs to get back at her two-timing ex
19:12Well, you just bring that low-life cheetah to the alley
19:15I'll give him heaven and hell
19:19I actually just need you to sing Time of My Life from Dirty Dancing
19:22Do you know it?
19:23Know it? I'm crazy for Swayze
19:26But it's a duet, you gotta help me out
19:29I couldn't possibly sing with a star like you
19:33Now I
19:35Hey, time of my life
19:39No, I never felt like this before
19:43Yes, I swear
19:45It's the truth
19:47And I owe it all to you
19:52I've been waiting for so long
19:55Now I've finally found someone to stand by me
20:27We saw the writing on the wall
20:30I had the time of my life
20:35Dude, let me leave
20:36You always leave
20:37There's only one way of settling this
20:43You're out
20:49You're out
20:50Okay, it's time now for the last two couples to battle it out
20:56There's also a 78 Cadillac Seville
21:01With its lights on in the parking lot
21:06Is it pink?
21:09Oh damn, that's mine
21:15We don't have a chance
21:16We can win this
21:18But we're gonna have to bust out our big dirty dancing lift
21:23The one that broke my arm
21:26We can do this
21:27Are you sure that's not the tequila talking?
21:29Oh yeah, it totally is
21:35You're way out of your league
21:37DJ
21:41For your information
21:43I'm in a league
21:47Bowling league
21:50There's no way you can beat me
21:53You're not just beating me
21:54You're beating Kimmy
21:59You will break her heart again
22:04Let me show you how it's done
22:05Grandma
22:09Don't get up
22:11Don't get up
22:12Ow
22:15Come on, Kimmy
22:16I got you
22:17I got you
22:19Help me
22:20Help
22:34And the winners are these toothbrushes, lesbians
22:38Get up here, you sexy people
22:44We're the sexy people
22:45And give it up for Macy, my sister Stephanie, and partner Kimmy
22:58Nobody puts Gibbler in a corner
23:01Good one, Kimmy
23:05I was just gonna stay in tonight
23:07But my friends insisted that I go out and have some adult fun
23:11They knew I needed to take care of me
23:14Oh, I love you guys so darn much
23:21Thank you, Euphoria
23:22And the waitstaff
23:25And the bartenders
23:26Oh, and I want to thank my fourth grade dance teacher, Miss Marie
23:29Who had no faith in me
23:30But that only made me work harder
23:33I, no, Macy
23:35I'm not finished yet
23:36Yes, you are
23:39Shots for everybody
23:40She will pack his buy-in
23:46What am I doing here?
23:48I want a Grammy
23:52Jackson, Joey's sneaking around the house
23:55He's out towards the front door
23:56Okay, everybody in positions
23:59Okay, I hear footsteps
24:08No, no, no
24:24No, no, no
24:27It's cute
24:32Beautiful plan gone horribly wrong
24:40How rude
24:45In our defense
24:46We never thought it would work this well
24:50But enough about us
24:52How was your night?
24:56I had so much fun making a mess
24:58I think I have a dark side
25:02What's happening, Joey?
25:03Wait, wait, wait, wait
25:04What did you
25:05Keep in mind
25:05When I got here
25:07I found some kids who didn't get along
25:09And were obsessed with their electronic devices
25:12Now
25:13I'm leaving you with some pals
25:15Who had some great fun together
25:18The good old-fashioned way
25:20With family-friendly violence
25:25Okay
25:26You're welcome
25:27So long, everybody
25:33Joey, wait, you forgot my hug
25:36Oh, sorry, little Max
25:38Sorry
25:39My self
25:49Toadie, dark side
25:53One, two, three, four
25:57Oh, sorry, little Max
26:13Thank you
26:13Thank you
26:41We'll see you next time.
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