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Last ExMas l Shaeane Jimenez l Elena Milo l Larry Smith [Full Movie] [Hot 2026]Full EP - Full
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00:00:28You
00:00:39It's a good idea because it's just, I feel like there's not enough for me here.
00:00:46Because I feel like, you know, I'm really going to get to a place that's quite fun.
00:00:50Yeah.
00:00:53You're going to be so famous.
00:00:54Everyone's going to love you.
00:00:55I know.
00:00:55You're like the star of our year.
00:01:00No, you're going to be, yeah, I believe in you.
00:01:02Yeah, I think it's going to be great.
00:01:04Yeah.
00:01:14This is trying to get you to think, you know?
00:01:16I am.
00:01:17I'm lucky, you know, but like, yeah, of course, right?
00:01:21But, so, what?
00:01:23I'm only kidding.
00:01:24I don't know.
00:01:24Just one second.
00:01:25Oh, okay.
00:01:51I miss you so much.
00:01:52It's almost midnight.
00:01:53I thought you'd be here hours ago.
00:01:55I know, I'm sore.
00:01:57I'm still working on my college applications.
00:02:01I should call those essay questions.
00:02:02Where's Waldo?
00:02:03Really?
00:02:04What?
00:02:04I thought we were only applying to colleges at West.
00:02:06Yeah, I am.
00:02:07It's New Year's Eve.
00:02:08Jules, I wanted to spend the whole night together.
00:02:11Oh, yeah?
00:02:12And do what?
00:02:14I don't know.
00:02:23I got to pee.
00:02:24It's a semi-emergency.
00:02:26The bathroom's down the hall.
00:02:29Wait.
00:02:30Maggie?
00:02:31Is that you?
00:02:33Who are you in there with?
00:02:35Quick, hide.
00:02:37You've got to be kidding me.
00:02:38Jules, please.
00:02:38If you're in there, like, naked, give me a code word.
00:02:44Say it naked.
00:02:45Naked.
00:02:46I'm naked.
00:02:48Nuh-uh.
00:02:48Who are you naked with?
00:02:53Just one of the cheerleaders?
00:02:56Who?
00:02:57Is it Stacy?
00:02:58It's been two years.
00:03:00You promised you were going to tell everyone.
00:03:02Danny.
00:03:02I'm sorry.
00:03:03Is it Karen?
00:03:05It's Karen, isn't it?
00:03:08Get it, Karen!
00:03:10Why am I here?
00:03:13Oh, right.
00:03:14Pee.
00:03:17Jules, I'm sorry.
00:03:19I'm up for prom queen this year, and if people knew about-
00:03:21Everyone knows you're gay.
00:03:23But, yeah, sure, I get it.
00:03:25I guess I'm not prom king material.
00:03:28Well, I...
00:03:32Jules...
00:03:32Jules, wait.
00:03:37I also applied to the Culinary Institute tonight.
00:03:40In New York.
00:03:41That's why I was late.
00:03:43And if I get in, that's where I'm going to go.
00:03:46What?
00:03:47What happened to L.A.?
00:03:49We had it all planned out.
00:03:51This is a better school.
00:03:59The bathroom's upstairs.
00:04:07Kate, Jules.
00:04:09Wait.
00:04:10Jules.
00:04:11I should have never have come to this stupid party.
00:04:14I knew you were lying.
00:04:16You were never going to tell anyone.
00:04:17Please.
00:04:18You barely even came to this party.
00:04:19Okay, you always do this.
00:04:21All you care about is you.
00:04:22Between your extra homework and the diner,
00:04:25and now, apparently, New York,
00:04:26I never make your list.
00:04:28Why did you even want me here earlier?
00:04:29Just so you could hide me in some room?
00:04:32God, you care so much about what other people think of you.
00:04:35It's pathetic.
00:04:36Yeah, well, you care so little,
00:04:38and that's why you look like that.
00:04:41Okay, people are going to remember me.
00:04:44No one even notices you.
00:04:47I don't want to do this anymore.
00:04:48Can we just talk about this tomorrow?
00:04:52No.
00:04:54We're done, Maggie.
00:04:56I don't want to be with you anymore.
00:05:01Bye.
00:05:03Have fun being alone.
00:05:07Fine, asshole.
00:05:10Happy fucking New Year!
00:05:13Happy New Year!
00:05:22This town was always too small for Maggie.
00:05:24I hear she has auditions lined up in L.A. and an agent.
00:05:28Plus being prom queen.
00:05:29I mean, talk about a fast track to total success.
00:05:33Who was that girl arguing with her at the party?
00:05:38What was her name again?
00:05:41Julianne is just thriving in New York.
00:05:43She's already been offered jobs at three of the top restaurants in the city.
00:05:48I'm creating this shrine for her.
00:05:50Every word ever written about her is going up here.
00:05:53I can't wait for her to see it.
00:05:56She's going to absolutely hate it.
00:05:58L.A. this, L.A. that.
00:06:00It's all so exciting.
00:06:01And, you know, they don't call it Tinseltown anymore.
00:06:04Maggie won't stop reminding me about that.
00:06:07She's going to be a star, you know.
00:06:09The biggest.
00:06:11On the walk of fame.
00:06:14Oh, there it is.
00:06:15That's our commercial.
00:06:16Maggie's on TV.
00:06:17Back now and get 0% financing for up to 24 months.
00:06:20Give her an Oscar already.
00:06:22Would you look at that.
00:06:24Our small town hero.
00:06:26New York City's most eligible bachelorette.
00:06:29But you can't keep a girl when all she wants to do is work, work, work.
00:06:34I hear chili peppers really spice up the bedroom.
00:06:40But Bernie needs more spice.
00:06:41Are you serious?
00:06:42Maggie's coming home for the holidays?
00:06:44It's been like what?
00:06:45Ten years?
00:06:46I think so.
00:06:48I don't know.
00:06:48I go by the number of exes she's had until like seven X-mases ago.
00:06:52Hey, this is going to be some Christmas.
00:06:55Why?
00:06:56Well, Jewel's told me not to tell anyone.
00:06:59So don't tell anyone.
00:07:00I'm going to tell someone.
00:07:02But she's also coming home this year.
00:07:03Her restaurant's being renal, so she's finally got a bit of time off.
00:07:07This is big.
00:07:0850 bucks, they get back together.
00:07:10Wait, what do you mean get back together?
00:07:11What?
00:07:12I don't see anything.
00:07:13I'm just messing with you.
00:07:15You think anyone can keep a secret in this town?
00:07:17I'll take that bet.
00:07:39Well, here we are.
00:07:43Well, um, not much has changed.
00:07:48We painted the garage three years ago.
00:07:53The same color?
00:07:55Yes.
00:07:58Oh, we're happy to have you home.
00:08:00Thanks, Dad.
00:08:07Maggie.
00:08:08Maggie.
00:08:09Maggie.
00:08:09Yeah?
00:08:09Did you see?
00:08:10Your front page with the paper.
00:08:12Oh, my God, Mom, I told you not to tell anyone.
00:08:14Well, I'm sorry.
00:08:15I was so excited to see my daughter.
00:08:18And you know this town.
00:08:20Everyone knows everybody's business, so it wouldn't even matter if I said anything.
00:08:24And that's exactly why I don't come home over here.
00:08:27You know, it's unfortunate that your girlfriend wasn't able to make it with you.
00:08:30Yeah, well, she had other plans.
00:08:32What was her name again?
00:08:34It was something eclectic.
00:08:36Um, who?
00:08:36No, no, no, I think it was like a flower or something.
00:08:39Dandy?
00:08:40Dirt.
00:08:41Comet.
00:08:42I think you're all talking about Fern, and she was two exes ago.
00:08:45Oh.
00:08:46Who's the new victim?
00:08:48Vivian.
00:08:49Did Vivian hit the eject button?
00:08:52No, it was, um, mutual.
00:08:55Maggie got dumped again.
00:08:57Oh, my God.
00:08:58Dad.
00:09:00What's that, like, eight times now?
00:09:02Ouch.
00:09:03I am so glad I came home this year.
00:09:05Well, at least you have the ceremony to look forward to.
00:09:08What ceremony?
00:09:12Mom?
00:09:12What?
00:09:13It's nothing.
00:09:14It's a small little thing.
00:09:16Don't worry about it.
00:09:16You're getting a key to the city.
00:09:18What?
00:09:18For what?
00:09:19You know, I asked myself the same question, Mags.
00:09:21A car commercial was a huge hit here.
00:09:24Yes.
00:09:25Am I doing all right?
00:09:26Am I waving too fast?
00:09:28Frankie.
00:09:28I didn't take acting lessons.
00:09:29Mom, when you told me about that a month ago, I thought you were joking.
00:09:32I don't want this kind of attention.
00:09:34You're an actress.
00:09:34I thought all you want is attention.
00:09:36I don't know what you're so upset about.
00:09:38This is such an honor.
00:09:40They don't just give anyone the key to the city.
00:09:43No, actually, they gave it to Joe last month, so they kind of will just give it to anybody.
00:09:47Joe the crossing guard has been a staple to this community for over 30 years.
00:09:51Five kids were hit under his watch.
00:09:52Three were not his fault.
00:09:54Okay, you know what?
00:09:55Three.
00:09:55Tell the mayor, thank you.
00:09:57I appreciate the thought, but no.
00:10:00Well, it's too late.
00:10:01The ceremony is this afternoon.
00:10:02Besides, you're not the only one getting a key, so not all of the attention will be on you.
00:10:09Wait, sorry.
00:10:09They're sharing my key ceremony with somebody else?
00:10:11Now you care?
00:10:13No.
00:10:14No.
00:10:14But who?
00:10:15Sandra from the salon?
00:10:17No, actually, she got it last February.
00:10:20It's even better.
00:10:21Actually, it's...
00:10:21It's no one.
00:10:23I was mistaken.
00:10:24That's next month.
00:10:26It's just you.
00:10:27Only you.
00:10:29Just eat your food.
00:10:30We don't need to talk through breakfast.
00:10:36Frankie.
00:10:43I'm home.
00:10:45You're late.
00:10:46I'm late.
00:10:47We're late.
00:10:48No, I'm sorry.
00:10:49Last minute crisis at work, and I missed the earlier train.
00:10:52I should have been at the diner an hour ago.
00:10:54Will you drop by after to help me out?
00:10:56I'm at your service.
00:10:58I'm so sorry that I can't be at your ceremony today.
00:11:01Oh my God.
00:11:02Your ceremony.
00:11:03You're late.
00:11:05If you leave five minutes ago, you just might make it.
00:11:08Five minutes ago?
00:11:09Oh, very funny.
00:11:11Um, you said it doesn't start until one.
00:11:14Also, you haven't seen me in a while.
00:11:17Mom.
00:11:19Mom.
00:11:20I missed you.
00:11:21I'm sorry.
00:11:23I missed you so much.
00:11:26Have you lost weight?
00:11:28You've lost weight.
00:11:29I haven't.
00:11:31Oh.
00:11:32Have you gained weight?
00:11:33No.
00:11:34I don't recognize you anymore.
00:11:36That's how little I see you.
00:11:38We're late.
00:11:39Okay, well, I don't think you need this.
00:11:49And that was Miss O'Flynn's third grade class performing arpeggio in C minor.
00:11:54Now the reason why we are here.
00:11:57Maggie Pierce is finally home after ten years.
00:12:02We thought she was dead.
00:12:04You might recognize her from what the Star Chronicle calls the commercial of the decade.
00:12:10Oh, God, no.
00:12:11Our second honoree is best-selling author and our small-town hero.
00:12:17Please let me welcome our Key to the City recipients, Julian Alba and Maggie Pierce.
00:12:28And Maggie Pierce.
00:12:31Miss Pierce?
00:12:35There she is.
00:13:07Wow, if there isn't anyone less deserving of this award than Maggie.
00:13:11Maggie Pierce. Is this the only way to get you back here? First prom queen and then this. Wow, what
00:13:17accolades. Julianne Alba? I'm surprised you even showed up. Well, unlike you, I actually deserve this award. I'm the youngest
00:13:25head chef in the Lower East Side.
00:13:27Youngest doesn't mean the best, so you could also be the worst chef in all of New York City. We're
00:13:32on our way to a Michelin star. Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear all your lame bragging over the
00:13:37giant piece of food stuck in your teeth. What?
00:13:42They need to fire that photographer. Attractive. Might as well add it to your obnoxious shrine of me.
00:13:50Hmm, I think we can find some room.
00:13:54Maggie Pierce. Last time I saw her, she was climbing out the second story window of our house in the
00:14:00middle of the night. You couldn't let her out the front door, you know.
00:14:03Hey, she wanted to climb out the window, so nobody saw her.
00:14:06She would show up at our house almost every day, pretending she was returning a book or a shirt she
00:14:11borrowed. You basically had a stock.
00:14:15What? I don't remember that.
00:14:17Well, you were very strict about your study time and not being disturbed. I basically had to shoo that poor
00:14:25girl away.
00:14:27Okay. So, need me to close up here tonight?
00:14:31No. Why?
00:14:34I heard through the grapevine that someone named Ken asked you out today.
00:14:39Yeah, I said no.
00:14:41Why?
00:14:43He wanted to invite me over for dinner at his house. I barely know him.
00:14:47He's been our neighbor for 30 years.
00:14:49A first date is a coffee or a movie. Something in a crowded place.
00:14:54Okay, well, that is being paranoid.
00:14:57What if I need to fart, hmm?
00:14:59If it's just me and him at his house, he'll know it's me.
00:15:04What other toys do I have? Hold it in?
00:15:07Let me tell you, Julianne, last time I held it in, I blew a hole right through my pants.
00:15:13I nearly shattered a window.
00:15:16But in a movie theater, it can be anyone.
00:15:19These are the things you need to think about.
00:15:21I'm pretty sure that these are not the things that you or anyone should be thinking about.
00:15:26You will when you're my age.
00:15:28Here, give me those.
00:15:33Mom, you need to put yourself out there.
00:15:36I don't want you to be alone anymore.
00:15:41I'm not lonely. I have you.
00:15:44Yeah, once or twice a year when I can make it home.
00:15:48Don't worry about me.
00:15:50Plus, I might have my eye on someone else.
00:15:54Me.
00:16:05Where are you?
00:16:07Why aren't you hooking up with someone?
00:16:09You need rebound sex.
00:16:11Yeah, well, I'm trying to find a temp job because I'm so insanely broke right now.
00:16:16Brooke, I think this is what rock bottom feels like.
00:16:19Oh, baby boo.
00:16:20So, you're just scratching the surface.
00:16:21If I stopped by this morning, she picked up her shit.
00:16:24Oh, she did not waste any time.
00:16:27How'd she look?
00:16:28Do you want the truth or a friend?
00:16:30The latter.
00:16:31Fugly.
00:16:32Missing all of her teeth.
00:16:33Deformed head.
00:16:34Like she emerged from the sewers.
00:16:36Hmm.
00:16:36So, still insanely hot.
00:16:38Yeah.
00:16:39So fucking hot.
00:16:42You'd be mad if I or we, you know.
00:16:45I would.
00:16:46I thought so.
00:16:48That's why I checked.
00:16:49Oh, did I mention I ran into my high school ex yesterday?
00:16:53No way.
00:16:53I just ran into my ex at the farmer's market.
00:16:57Really?
00:16:57What happened?
00:16:58We slept together.
00:17:00Okay.
00:17:01So we had very different experiences.
00:17:04What?
00:17:04No.
00:17:05Um, look, I gotta go.
00:17:06Just take care of my place for me.
00:17:08You know it.
00:17:40Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:17:42Maggie Pierce?
00:17:43I heard you're finally back in town.
00:17:45I can't believe it.
00:17:46It's been so long.
00:17:47I'm not too sure if you remember me.
00:17:49We were really in the same clique in high school.
00:17:51I'm Julianne's best friend.
00:17:53Only friend.
00:17:55Lola.
00:17:55Yeah, I remember you.
00:17:57You used to have blue hair.
00:17:58And then it was pink.
00:17:59And then red.
00:17:59And now it's well.
00:18:01You can see.
00:18:02Oh, my God.
00:18:03You look the same, Max.
00:18:05I can't believe it.
00:18:06I saw your car commercial.
00:18:07You made it look so real.
00:18:09Like you were really waving.
00:18:11How'd you do it?
00:18:13God-given talent.
00:18:14Um, how are you?
00:18:16You look great.
00:18:17Um, I should really get going.
00:18:19Oh, my God.
00:18:20Oh, my God.
00:18:20Oh, my God.
00:18:21That made my week.
00:18:23A celebrity telling me that I look great.
00:18:25I'm not a celebrity.
00:18:27I can't.
00:18:27Oh.
00:18:29I saw you got a key to the city.
00:18:31So exciting.
00:18:33They don't give a key to just anyone.
00:18:34I heard Joe the Crossing Guard was last month's recipient.
00:18:38Two of those kids were not his fault.
00:18:40Since you're back, does this mean you'll be throwing your epic New Year's Eve parties again?
00:18:44My RSVP is Ken Atten.
00:18:45No, I don't do those parties anymore.
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:49I'm sure you have to head back to Beverly Hills or Malibu, wherever celebrities live.
00:18:53But if you change your mind, I'm available.
00:18:56Actually, we're practically neighbors, though.
00:18:58I'm moving in right across the street from your parents.
00:19:00It's taking me weeks to move.
00:19:02I bought this new old house.
00:19:04Really?
00:19:05Yeah.
00:19:05They died.
00:19:06Oh, my God.
00:19:07What happened?
00:19:09Well, technically, they moved to Florida, but what's the difference?
00:19:14Oh, no, no, of course.
00:19:15I really better get going.
00:19:16Let's get lunch tomorrow.
00:19:17I can't.
00:19:17I've got lots of, you know, errands and celebrity stuff to do.
00:19:21I'm not taking over an answer.
00:19:22My treat.
00:19:24Jules.
00:19:25Jules.
00:19:26Julee Bear.
00:19:27Look who's back.
00:19:28I know.
00:19:29Oh, I was just signing some books of mine that I wrote because I'm also a published author.
00:19:34Town hero.
00:19:36Big deal.
00:19:38Want me to sign that?
00:19:39What?
00:19:40No.
00:19:4310,355th on the time best-selling list, too.
00:19:46Up 18 spots from yesterday.
00:19:48And if only you had a good personality to go with all of that.
00:19:51Too bad.
00:19:52Can't have it all.
00:19:59Okay.
00:20:00I have felt the energy shift, and this has now become awkward.
00:20:04So I'm going to leave Lola out.
00:20:14I guess this is what it's going to be this holiday.
00:20:17Us running into each other everywhere.
00:20:20It's a small town.
00:20:21Hard to avoid people.
00:20:23Well, maybe we should try.
00:20:25Look, this is my town still, so I don't...
00:20:27Sorry, I didn't realize you got the whole town in the breakup.
00:20:30Just stay away from me.
00:20:32Okay?
00:20:34Like I even want to be near you.
00:20:36You smell like fish.
00:20:40Yeah, well, it's fish and chips day at the diner.
00:20:42Hi.
00:20:43Hi.
00:20:43It's so nice to see you.
00:20:47What are you doing?
00:20:48I'm laughing.
00:20:49Why are we all...
00:20:50You're just all in there.
00:21:05Lola!
00:21:06Hi!
00:21:07Come on!
00:21:08Let's go!
00:21:12Ta-da!
00:21:13Wait, Lola.
00:21:14No, I'm not eating at Tina's diner.
00:21:16It's either here or the Chinese buffet that only serves pierogies.
00:21:19And has read the last three health inspections.
00:21:21Plus, I don't think Jules is helping out today.
00:21:24Okay.
00:21:25Yeah, the diner it is.
00:21:26Okay.
00:21:30I am so glad we did this.
00:21:32You know, I always felt a misconnection with you in high school.
00:21:34We could have been, like, so close.
00:21:37Um, sure.
00:21:38Uh, that's a keeper.
00:21:43I can see Jules has dabbled in the menu.
00:21:47Pan-fried pastry roll filled with artisanal cheese and aged salami.
00:21:53That's a pizza pocket.
00:21:57Jules!
00:21:58Hi!
00:21:58What are you doing here with her?
00:22:01She's one of my best friends.
00:22:02No, she isn't.
00:22:03Well, she could be.
00:22:06She said she loves you.
00:22:08I mean, said hi to you.
00:22:09No, she didn't.
00:22:11Hi.
00:22:11You said she wasn't going to be here today.
00:22:14Did I?
00:22:15Oops.
00:22:16Your specials are here.
00:22:17Let's risk the Chinese buffet.
00:22:19It'll be totally cool.
00:22:20Don't worry.
00:22:20She told me that she doesn't hate you anymore.
00:22:23Okay, that's a lie.
00:22:24She, like, really, really hates you.
00:22:26It's borderline unhealthy.
00:22:27But we can fix that.
00:22:32Jules!
00:22:33Look who's here.
00:22:34I'm just, you know, just snitching.
00:22:38What are you doing here?
00:22:40What am I doing here?
00:22:41At a diner?
00:22:43Um, I don't know.
00:22:44Do you ask all of your customers that?
00:22:46Hey, Joe!
00:22:47What are you doing here at the diner?
00:22:50Julianne's asking everybody.
00:22:51Eating.
00:22:53Stop my ass.
00:22:56We're eating.
00:22:57Dumbass.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:59This isn't a great start.
00:23:01I thought it was pretty clear that I didn't want to see you.
00:23:03And I thought we agreed to avoid each other.
00:23:06I think what Jules is trying to say is that she's happy that you're making an effort.
00:23:10Okay, stop.
00:23:11And is trying to fix that broken bond between the two of you.
00:23:13Making that first step is the hardest.
00:23:15That's the complete opposite of what I just said.
00:23:17Okay, I wouldn't be here if Lola didn't basically force me.
00:23:20Trust me, I want to see you way less than you want to see me.
00:23:24Okay, and what Maggie's trying to say is that she regrets not coming to see you sooner.
00:23:28And she valid your relationship and hopes that one day you guys can be as close as you once were.
00:23:34Yeah, okay.
00:23:37Shouldn't you be cooking or something?
00:23:38We're actually all out of food today.
00:23:44If I'm eating this, it's actually going better than I thought.
00:23:51Should we?
00:23:52If you don't, I will.
00:23:55If you've got more decorations.
00:23:56I know.
00:24:00No, it's just the bottom.
00:24:01It's just a round.
00:24:04I don't know if he's sleeping through this.
00:24:07That's good.
00:24:08Yeah.
00:24:09So, you find some job yet?
00:24:11No.
00:24:12No.
00:24:12You know, the diner is hiring.
00:24:15Very funny.
00:24:17No, everyone is talking about you guys.
00:24:18They're really hoping for a holiday romance.
00:24:20Does no one here have anything else better to do?
00:24:24No, I got your back.
00:24:25I made sure everyone knows that Jules is way out of your leave.
00:24:28Okay, thanks.
00:24:31Wait, wait, look.
00:24:36Yeah, she really shouldn't be driving anymore.
00:24:40We're late.
00:24:42Girls, let's hurry up.
00:24:43For what?
00:24:44You seriously don't remember what we do every year?
00:24:49Oh, no.
00:24:50No.
00:24:50Oh, yes.
00:24:51Oh, yeah.
00:24:52Come adore on this great night.
00:24:55Queens and kings in glorious light.
00:24:59And we all in fab-a-ray celebrate with flair today.
00:25:12Gloria in allaganza.
00:25:24Gloria in extravaganzza.
00:25:32Those heels are killing me.
00:25:33Richard, I told you to just wear your boots.
00:25:35But it didn't go with my outfit.
00:25:36Okay, you know what?
00:25:37No, I think I'm going to skip this one.
00:25:39Oh, come on.
00:25:40She's not even going to recognize you.
00:25:42Listen, the faster we get the donations, the sooner we leave.
00:25:45True.
00:25:47Oh, I don't even know why I can't call this one.
00:25:49That's messy.
00:25:53That order was supposed to go through on Wednesday.
00:25:55I don't understand why it hasn't been delivered yet.
00:25:57You realize if it's not in by the weekend, that's going to seriously deliver...
00:26:00Hello, we're waiting.
00:26:02Sorry, can I call you back?
00:26:03I have carolers in, I hope, drag.
00:26:07Sorry, guys.
00:26:08Running a restaurant and all?
00:26:10Can I request a song?
00:26:11Oh, sure, honey.
00:26:13But that'll cost you extra.
00:26:15Okay.
00:26:16Since you're in drag, how about last Christmas?
00:26:20Oh, okay.
00:26:29Maggie?
00:26:30What?
00:26:31Who's Maggie?
00:26:32I'm Chestnuts.
00:26:34Sean, to the next house.
00:26:38Okay.
00:26:41Uh, so am I not getting a song?
00:27:04Everything okay?
00:27:05What?
00:27:06Um, yeah.
00:27:08Yeah, it was just my agent.
00:27:10She probably wants to set me up with some auditions.
00:27:12That's exciting.
00:27:14Yeah.
00:27:19If you need help with anything, all you have to do is ask.
00:27:24Honestly, things are really great.
00:27:26I've got a couple shows lined up in the new year, so...
00:27:29Okay.
00:27:32Your mother worries about you.
00:27:36But I keep reminding her that you're a smart, independent woman.
00:27:42Not a lot of people who can take off to a brand new city on their own.
00:27:48But you did it.
00:27:50You can do anything.
00:27:54Do you really mean that?
00:27:56We're really proud of you.
00:27:58So if you tell me things are okay, I trust you.
00:28:17When are you going to bring a girl home for Christmas?
00:28:20Mom.
00:28:21What?
00:28:22I can't remember the last time you had a girlfriend.
00:28:25Let alone one you've had long enough for me to meet.
00:28:28I work too much.
00:28:29I don't have time for one.
00:28:30I hate everyone.
00:28:32Do you want more excuses?
00:28:34You need more balance in your life.
00:28:36It can't be work, work, work all the time.
00:28:40Maybe a girlfriend might help relieve some of those stresses.
00:28:44You know what I mean?
00:28:46For my sanity, I'm going to pretend that I don't know what you mean.
00:28:50I'll have to admit, it's been a while since I've had a man.
00:28:54How?
00:28:55I've been through a lot of batteries, if you get my drift.
00:28:58I even have to get up to turn the TV on.
00:29:01Please, let's not go down this road.
00:29:05It's nothing to be ashamed of.
00:29:06I don't really want to be talking about this with you.
00:29:10I just don't want you to run out of batteries like me.
00:29:14I thought you enjoyed being a spinster.
00:29:17Well, who wouldn't?
00:29:18I have complete freedom in my life.
00:29:20I have total flexibility to do what I want.
00:29:23And I have an entire queen bed to myself.
00:29:28But, this time of year, it would be nice to share it with someone special.
00:29:40What do you think of Joe?
00:29:43Joe the crossing guard?
00:29:46Joe the creepy guy who comes into the diner and orders one slice of whole wheat toast dry?
00:29:50Like a psychopath?
00:29:51I think he's kind of mysterious.
00:29:54Uh, sure.
00:29:56In like a vagrant kind of way.
00:29:58Maybe this time next year, he might be your new daddy.
00:30:04You know what I mean?
00:30:09I can barely get that one out.
00:30:12I think I threw up a bit in my mouth when you said it.
00:30:19Hey, I wouldn't have to be using my batteries.
00:30:23Please, stop.
00:30:29We hit rapids, late night caught in the habit.
00:30:40I'm trying to recapture the love we had to lose.
00:30:57What the fuck?
00:31:04Uh, I really waited last minute to do this.
00:31:08Um, gloves for dad.
00:31:11Life alert for grandma.
00:31:13I can't believe I got stuck with this stupid list this year.
00:31:16What?
00:31:17Oh, yeah.
00:31:18Um, mom wants to know what you want for Christmas.
00:31:21Um, what?
00:31:22What do you want for Christmas?
00:31:24Um, just a second.
00:31:28I'm gonna tell her a vibrator.
00:31:38It's getting hard to avoid each other.
00:31:41Yeah, especially because you keep showing up at my family's diner.
00:31:48Can I get a coffee, please?
00:31:59So, um, how's your day going?
00:32:05Oh, actually...
00:32:06Okay, look, I don't really care.
00:32:07Um, I need a favor.
00:32:09My answer is no.
00:32:10What?
00:32:11I didn't even tell you what it is yet.
00:32:13Well, you asked me for a favor, and normally that's something you do for somebody that you like.
00:32:17And, well.
00:32:19Wow.
00:32:20You turned into a real jerk.
00:32:23Did anyone ever tell you that?
00:32:25God.
00:32:28Okay, fine.
00:32:29What is it?
00:32:33Will you hire me?
00:32:34Just until New Year's.
00:32:36What?
00:32:37No.
00:32:38Sorry.
00:32:39We don't need any extra help.
00:32:41You have a sign in the window.
00:32:43That is just decor.
00:32:47Aren't you a celebrity?
00:32:48Why would you want to work in a diner anyways?
00:32:51I need it to do research for a role that I'm doing in the new year, which is why it'll
00:32:55only be for a couple weeks.
00:32:57No.
00:32:57No, forget it.
00:32:59Absolutely not.
00:33:01Remember in our junior year, when we made those special brownies that Tina accidentally ate and she got really sick,
00:33:08we told her it was bad eggs.
00:33:10Yeah.
00:33:12It would be a shame if I told her what was really in them now.
00:33:20You start tomorrow.
00:33:44Printing out the golden ticket
00:33:56Okay, do not close this door, okay?
00:33:58The handle broke recently and it doesn't work properly.
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:04This afternoon
00:34:14Starting fresh has me delighted
00:34:19Unknown faces keep me frightened
00:34:24There's a heart that beats me
00:34:28Lonely, I have no friends
00:34:32But I will assume
00:34:38I will assume
00:34:44I hear trucks on Monday morning
00:34:50I see ships on Tuesday too
00:34:54A ferris wheel in unbuilt glory
00:35:00I miss the snow
00:35:02It's so magical this time of year
00:35:10It's so magical this time of year
00:35:11Uh, where do you think you're going?
00:35:15Um, home
00:35:17Unlike you
00:35:18I actually have a life
00:35:21I have a life
00:35:22Very busy, successful, fulfilling life
00:35:27And yet we both got the key to the city
00:35:33Just
00:35:35Help me bring these boxes to the back, okay?
00:35:37And then you can go
00:35:38Have a life
00:35:40Fine
00:35:53Please tell me that you did not close that door
00:35:55That I told you not to close
00:35:56It was an accident
00:36:09Use your lesbian strength
00:36:14Please
00:36:23Use your lesbian strength
00:36:25Okay, well, it's only funny when I say it
00:36:34I'm gonna call my dad
00:36:35Yeah, yeah
00:36:39It's in my coat
00:36:40Please tell me you have your phone on you
00:36:46Let's go up
00:36:53Okay, good news is
00:36:54I have service
00:36:55Bad news is
00:36:57I have 2% battery
00:37:04Mom?
00:37:05Mom?
00:37:06Hello?
00:37:06Can you hear me?
00:37:08Tina?
00:37:09Tina, no
00:37:09No, I don't care what happened on Whoever's Got Talent
00:37:11Mom, we are
00:37:17Shit
00:37:18What?
00:37:19It's dead
00:37:20It's dead
00:37:20No
00:37:21No, no, no, no, no
00:37:22No, I can't believe this
00:37:24What are we gonna do?
00:37:26We could try screaming for help
00:37:47That was my only idea
00:37:50I can't believe we're actually stuck here
00:37:57You don't think?
00:38:09Oh, it's still here
00:38:11Is that?
00:38:13From senior year
00:38:21Okay
00:38:24I'm so sure that it's your turn
00:38:26My turn
00:38:27Okay
00:38:32Okay
00:38:35I'm sorry
00:38:38What is so funny?
00:38:40Okay, my thought process, right?
00:38:43I was thinking of the last time that we'd been trapped
00:38:47And it reminded me of that snowstorm in our junior year
00:38:51The one where we got stuck in the movie theater parking lot
00:38:55And last Christmas was playing on the radio
00:38:58And you got out of the car
00:39:01Because you wanted to climb on the roof
00:39:05And draw a heart on the sunroof
00:39:08Yeah, yeah
00:39:09And then I got down
00:39:11And then nothing else happened
00:39:12That was the end of the movie
00:39:13No, no, no
00:39:14I distinctly remember you making a not-so-graceful journey back down
00:39:18In fact, you didn't just fall off of the roof of the car
00:39:22You bounced the entire way down
00:39:24I legit thought you might have died
00:39:28It was really slippery, okay?
00:39:38Wasn't that the night that we first...
00:39:46Um...
00:39:46Yeah
00:39:48Sorry
00:39:50Um...
00:39:51I think so
00:39:57All I ever wanted was to be close to you
00:40:01I was happy
00:40:02Even just being trapped in a car
00:40:06I was way more into you than you were into me
00:40:09That is...
00:40:10Not true
00:40:11Yeah, it is
00:40:12You were always blowing me off
00:40:14To do extra homework or extra shifts at the diner
00:40:17I mean, you missed my 16th birthday
00:40:19Because that was the summer you decided
00:40:21You wanted to learn to cook your way
00:40:23Through every French recipe
00:40:24I wasn't even invited to your birthday
00:40:27Well, we were gonna meet up after and...
00:40:30Yeah, we were always gonna meet up after
00:40:35You hid me our entire relationship
00:40:40You were so consumed with
00:40:43Wanting to be popular
00:40:45Acting like how you thought others would like you
00:40:47That is not true
00:40:54No
00:40:55You're right
00:40:56I...
00:40:59I...
00:40:59I messed up
00:41:03I didn't think of it that way
00:41:10I was voted
00:41:11Most likely
00:41:12To succeed
00:41:13In high school
00:41:14And
00:41:16I ended up being the most
00:41:18Unsuccessful
00:41:19I was voted
00:41:20Most likely to not be remembered
00:41:22At our 10-year reunion
00:41:25Why did they even give that one out?
00:41:27I don't know
00:41:32It's cold in here
00:41:34Yeah
00:41:46Thanks
00:41:48Thanks
00:42:05I'm here to save the day
00:42:07Oops
00:42:11I'm sorry
00:42:12I thought this was the bathroom
00:42:14I thought this was the bathroom
00:42:14I thought this was the bathroom
00:42:29Tina
00:42:31Man
00:42:46Yesterday I picked a part
00:42:52All we were back at the start
00:42:58Seemed to me long ago games
00:43:03What if now we're just the same
00:43:07And I know that time changes many things
00:43:14But could it possibly change everything
00:43:21With you
00:43:23With you
00:43:32With you
00:43:34With you
00:43:40With you
00:43:59Okay, I've had two Red Bulls, two coffees, I'm going to need another black coffee. I feel that energy today.
00:44:04Hey, Lola. It feels a bit different. Yes, poor me. Poor me.
00:44:09Maggie, we are out of rye bread. If you can let the customers know, please.
00:44:12Yeah, okay. Thank you. Okay. That'd be good. Okay, thanks.
00:44:20Uh, what happened with you two? She said, please. Nothing.
00:44:24Nothing. Oh, I'm sorry. Let me get that. No, you're busy. No, no. Honestly, no, babe, I'm sorry. Sorry. No,
00:44:31seriously, it's fine. I got it.
00:44:34I got it. Uh, I think I'm good. Maggie? Maggie? Oh, sorry. Jeez. Sorry. Okay, everyone knows you two got
00:44:46trapped in here last night, but you're both at the look. You slept together.
00:44:50Oh, my God. Did you guys? You know? Scissoring. What? No, no. Scissoring's not a thing. What? It is, but
00:45:00not in the way... Nothing happened.
00:45:02This is awful. I miss you now. It's okay. It's all right. Okay. I need to know. Did you guys...
00:45:12You know...
00:45:14What? No, nothing happened. What? No, I swear. Okay? There was a moment, and then...
00:45:26And then we... We what? Godwoman? Shh. Tell me. She...
00:45:34Kissed. Kissed? Just kissed? That is how lesbians act? When they kiss? Why did you whisper that?
00:45:44What? Nine. What is it with you two in the coffee today? Lola is dead. Sorry. Uh, I don't even
00:45:55know how I feel about her. I am so confused.
00:45:59Well, do you want to kiss her again?
00:46:08Yeah. I think that might be your answer.
00:46:13This coffee's nasty. You need to get me a new one, please. Just get me...
00:46:17Sorry. I didn't make it.
00:46:19This is gonna... Jules!
00:46:32Okay. Well, um, I guess I'll get going.
00:46:36Maggie's leaving.
00:46:38Oh. Already?
00:46:40I'm gonna go to the back to do some inventory. It'll be a while. A long while. You won't see
00:46:47me around for quite a bit.
00:46:49Okay. Kate, Mom, thank you.
00:46:56Um, are you doing anything later?
00:46:59I was just gonna swing by Lola's for a bit.
00:47:02Oh. Okay.
00:47:04I-I just thought if you weren't doing anything, White Christmas is playing at the theater, maybe you wanted to
00:47:10go.
00:47:11Yeah. I can see if Lola wants to come.
00:47:14Oh.
00:47:16I'm just kidding.
00:47:18I would love to see White Christmas with you.
00:47:23Okay.
00:47:24Yeah.
00:47:28I forgot my pen.
00:47:30Actually, I don't need a pen.
00:47:32What was I thinking?
00:47:34I can use a safety pen and my own blood.
00:47:37I'm sorry.
00:47:41So, I... I'll see you later?
00:47:44Yeah, I'll see you later.
00:47:48Okay.
00:47:49Okay.
00:47:49Okay, cool.
00:47:50Bye.
00:48:13Okay, which one?
00:48:14What's the message you're trying to send tonight?
00:48:17Um, I don't know.
00:48:18Let's try to be more than friends, maybe, if you want, but no pressure.
00:48:25Oh, babe.
00:48:26That is so lame.
00:48:28Okay.
00:48:29Well, what message should I be sending?
00:48:31Like, you've missed out on this for ten years.
00:48:34And I'm opening the door for you a crack.
00:48:39No, a smidge.
00:48:41No.
00:48:42I'm just unlocking the door.
00:48:44So, you better knock me off my feet tonight if you want to get a second chance.
00:48:48Yeah.
00:48:49I don't have a shirt that says that.
00:48:51I don't know.
00:48:52Halter?
00:48:53Tube top.
00:48:54Brooke, it's snowing.
00:48:55It could work.
00:48:56More importantly, what are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:01What?
00:49:01What are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:11What are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:12What are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:14What are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:20What are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:20What are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:21What are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:21What are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:21What are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:21What are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:21What are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:22What are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:22What are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:23What are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:23What are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:25What are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:25What are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:27What are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:28What are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:35This is Julianne?
00:49:37Joe? How'd you get this number?
00:49:40Okay, slow down, slow down.
00:49:43Is she okay?
00:49:45Okay, okay, I'll be there in five.
00:50:05Ah, pardon me that you're dead.
00:50:10Bye?
00:50:12What are you doing here?
00:50:14You didn't answer any of my calls.
00:50:16You broke up with me.
00:50:18A month before Christmas, when you promised that you'd come?
00:50:22You made me look like an idiot.
00:50:24And if you answered any of my calls,
00:50:29you'd know that I'm sorry.
00:50:35Look, you're like the longest relationship I've ever had.
00:50:39Three months?
00:50:40And that's like five years in lesbian math.
00:50:47I made a mistake.
00:50:50It was stupid and I realized almost immediately after we broke up
00:50:55that I want you, Maggie.
00:51:01I flew across the country for you.
00:51:05I'd fly across the world if you wanted me to.
00:51:12So, will I make it up to you?
00:51:23Do you mean that?
00:51:25Or are those just lyrics to a new song?
00:51:29I mean it.
00:51:31And I may also use them as lyrics to a new song.
00:51:53Why didn't you tell me you weren't feeling good?
00:51:55I didn't want to worry you.
00:51:57You tell me everything.
00:52:00Things I don't even want to know you tell me.
00:52:02It was a mild heart attack.
00:52:05I've had period cramps that were worse than that.
00:52:07From now on you will be telling me everything you are feeling.
00:52:11Always.
00:52:12Fine.
00:52:14Do you know who called the ambulance at the diner?
00:52:17I'm guessing it was Joe.
00:52:19He also called me.
00:52:20It was.
00:52:22He's a lifesaver.
00:52:24One of those kids was not his fault.
00:52:28You don't need to be here.
00:52:30I know how busy you are.
00:52:32I can manage fine on my own.
00:52:34You shouldn't have to be alone.
00:52:36Okay?
00:52:37My work is okay with me taking some extra time off.
00:52:39So I'm going to stay here until you're feeling better.
00:52:43You are more important to me.
00:52:54Lola is going to make some extra time off.
00:53:01That's not Julián.
00:53:03Oh, thank God.
00:53:17I've got some gossip gossip.
00:53:19Who?
00:53:20What?
00:53:21Where?
00:53:23When?
00:53:25Why?
00:53:26I need answers.
00:53:27Vivian.
00:53:28Everyone calls her Vi.
00:53:29Maggie's ex.
00:53:31Flew in from L.A. a couple nights ago.
00:53:33She's a Scorpio, so completely wrong for Maggie.
00:53:36I'm a Virgo.
00:53:36That's much more compatible.
00:53:38Someone should let Maggie know I'm a Virgo.
00:53:39And still single.
00:53:41Vi's a musician.
00:53:42She's in the band called the Sadies.
00:53:43They're amazing.
00:53:44I have all their albums.
00:53:45Like, I can't even believe she's dating Maggie.
00:53:47I love Jules and all, but this girl wants some promo concert tickets.
00:53:51I'm sure the entire town is talking about it.
00:53:54What?
00:53:56This town?
00:53:57No.
00:54:02It's kind of funny, though.
00:54:04What's funny?
00:54:05That Maggie now has two exes in her hometown at Christmas time that want her.
00:54:09Want her?
00:54:10Okay.
00:54:11I didn't say that I wanted her.
00:54:12I don't even care, okay?
00:54:13It's not like we were even dating.
00:54:15Or anything.
00:54:16We just kissed?
00:54:17I know.
00:54:19Isn't that like second base in the lesbian world?
00:54:21I thought it was almost kiss.
00:54:23Kiss and then move in together.
00:54:26Whatever.
00:54:27It's all over now anyways.
00:54:28She's got her hot musician girlfriend.
00:54:32Optics.
00:54:33That's all she ever cared about.
00:54:36Let's not forget, you were the one who stood her up at the movies.
00:54:39Did you not?
00:54:40Yeah, but Tina...
00:54:41I know.
00:54:42But she didn't know that when she was all alone.
00:54:44Waiting.
00:54:45At the movie theater.
00:54:47Hurt!
00:54:47Okay.
00:54:49Fill out the cool, sexy, successful hot girl with.
00:54:53Look at those titties.
00:54:57Did you seriously heart this?
00:54:59Keep your friends close and your potential best friends closer.
00:55:02Isn't that the saying?
00:55:03Uh, I thought I told you to go rest.
00:55:05I can handle this.
00:55:07Okay.
00:55:08Okay.
00:55:12You know, I'm glad Maggie got what she always wanted.
00:55:17Never be the cool, hot girl.
00:55:19You could be if you burned your hair.
00:55:26I didn't order this.
00:55:29What the hell are you doing?
00:55:31Sorry.
00:55:32Ah.
00:55:32This isn't yours.
00:55:34Clearly.
00:55:44Do you think Maggie knows why I didn't show up at the theater?
00:55:49Yes.
00:55:52How...
00:55:52Any or all of these people have probably already told her.
00:55:56Okay, look.
00:55:57You're my best friend.
00:55:58I could honestly tell from the moment you guys saw each other again that you were still into her.
00:56:03My intuition is that good.
00:56:05Is it that obvious?
00:56:07You guys are adults now.
00:56:08But you seem to keep acting like teenagers.
00:56:11Adults tell each other how they feel.
00:56:12Tell her how you feel, or I will.
00:56:17You okay?
00:56:18Yeah?
00:56:19Okay, now back to me.
00:56:21I'm rehearsing my one-woman play later today.
00:56:23Walk, Lola.
00:56:24Walk.
00:56:25Don't stop.
00:56:26Keep running.
00:56:28Are you able to come and give notes?
00:56:30And advice?
00:56:32I'm...
00:56:33I'm not.
00:56:34No.
00:56:35Maggie and Vi will be there.
00:56:40What I meant was I'm not.
00:56:42Not coming.
00:56:44Is it yes or no?
00:56:47Double negatives confuse me.
00:56:49Are you?
00:56:54Guys, can we fix the light?
00:56:55A little to the left, please.
00:56:57It has to be perfect.
00:56:59Come on.
00:57:01Spotlight on me.
00:57:02Hold me.
00:57:03Is this seat taken?
00:57:05The theater is literally empty.
00:57:08Well, it's the best seat in the house for the acoustics.
00:57:11Whatever.
00:57:21It was Christmas Eve, 1998.
00:57:24It was when I first discovered my vulva.
00:57:28And now, the dance of the vulva.
00:57:30Aren't you gonna introduce me?
00:57:33Vi, this is Jules.
00:57:35She works at the diner.
00:57:36Jules, Vi, now let's watch Lola.
00:57:39Nice to meet you.
00:57:41How long is this gonna go?
00:57:43I'm actually a chef at a world-renowned restaurant in New York.
00:57:47Cool.
00:57:48Everyone died from food poisoning.
00:57:50My mother never cooked again.
00:57:54Vi's in a band, but you probably already knew that.
00:57:57They're kind of famous.
00:57:58They just sold out the Greek.
00:58:01I'm actually kind of famous, too.
00:58:02I wrote a cookbook.
00:58:04It's a bestseller.
00:58:05A town bestseller.
00:58:07So, let's not quote.
00:58:08And, not to brag, but Vi's bank account amount looks like a phone number.
00:58:12What?
00:58:13911?
00:58:15Sorry, are you talking about me?
00:58:16Guys, can you not talk during my performance?
00:58:19This is art.
00:58:20Art takes time.
00:58:21Do not waste my time.
00:58:22This is live theater, Lola.
00:58:24You gotta ignore the distractions.
00:58:25Yeah, you're lucky that I'm even here.
00:58:28True.
00:58:29Thanks, guys.
00:58:30Where was I?
00:58:31Ah, yes.
00:58:33I remember when my mother picked up the pickle ornament.
00:58:36The same ornament I had used earlier, too.
00:58:39Wow.
00:58:40So, your phone does work.
00:58:43And what is that supposed to mean?
00:58:45I'm sorry.
00:58:46I gotta take this.
00:58:48I'll be back, okay.
00:58:55Just that you didn't call me to tell me about Tina.
00:58:58I had to hear about it from Lola.
00:59:00Okay, look.
00:59:00I'm sorry I was a little preoccupied taking care of my sick mother,
00:59:03and I didn't think to call you right away.
00:59:05At all.
00:59:06You didn't call me at all.
00:59:11Okay.
00:59:12Look, I'm sorry I didn't call you.
00:59:15It's fine.
00:59:19It's clearly not fine.
00:59:20Well, it's over now.
00:59:23Okay.
00:59:24Shh.
00:59:25Just watch Lola.
00:59:26You shouldn't be talking.
00:59:35Did I miss something?
00:59:36No.
00:59:37No.
00:59:38While Lola lived, Lola will always live.
00:59:47Oh!
00:59:49Lola!
00:59:51Oh!
01:00:15Lola!
01:00:18What do you mean?
01:00:21Come on, Max.
01:00:22You two are acting like two angry exes.
01:00:26Okay, I would never want to date someone like her.
01:00:30Okay.
01:00:32You sure?
01:00:33You sure?
01:00:33Because you seemed pretty upset when you left the theater.
01:00:37Yeah.
01:00:38Well, I thought that she was my friend, and she treats me like I'm nothing.
01:00:45So...
01:00:47Look, I don't want to talk about her anymore.
01:00:49Okay?
01:00:49Mm-hmm.
01:00:54Um, okay.
01:00:56There may have been an ulterior motive to me coming here for Christmas.
01:01:03What is it?
01:01:05So, I just found out from my label that I'm going on tour.
01:01:11On tour?
01:01:12Yeah.
01:01:12So, six months in Europe, and then headed to Asia for like another six months.
01:01:18And...
01:01:19I want you to come with me.
01:01:24That's a whole year.
01:01:27Yeah, but, I mean, you said it yourself.
01:01:29You wanted to take a little break from acting.
01:01:33This is perfect timing.
01:01:36Yeah.
01:01:37Yeah, I know, but...
01:01:43Look.
01:01:44I could do this without you.
01:01:47But, I don't want to.
01:01:51You're my muse.
01:01:53I want you with me.
01:01:56Are you sure you want me tagging along?
01:01:58I don't want to get in the way.
01:02:00There's only we in this relationship.
01:02:04Not me.
01:02:06I want to do this together.
01:02:12You don't have to answer me right now, but...
01:02:15just think about it.
01:02:17Okay?
01:02:21I don't need to think about it.
01:02:23I'm in.
01:02:24Yeah?
01:02:25Yeah, I'm in.
01:02:27I need to, yes.
01:02:32Door open, ladies.
01:02:34I hope you're joking.
01:02:36I keep forgetting that you're adults.
01:02:38Carry on, and have fun.
01:02:40Mr. Gargland has been called.
01:02:42Oh!
01:02:47Sorry.
01:02:48No.
01:02:50I'm just glad you're coming.
01:02:52Me too.
01:02:58Maggie?
01:03:00This is from your father and I.
01:03:02Well, when you open it, he's going to be just as surprised as you are.
01:03:05He never knows what we'd get you.
01:03:07Well, I paid for it.
01:03:08Oh my God, Richard.
01:03:09It doesn't matter.
01:03:15Um.
01:03:16Mom.
01:03:17Dad, I can't accept this.
01:03:19What is it?
01:03:20What the hell?
01:03:20You guys got me socks and underwear.
01:03:22How is this fair?
01:03:22What is it?
01:03:23A car?
01:03:25You live rent free.
01:03:27Maybe if you get your own place and start paying rent,
01:03:29I'll buy something more expensive for you too.
01:03:32Socks and underwear are fine.
01:03:34Maggie.
01:03:35We just don't want you to give up on your dreams.
01:03:38We've really loved having you at home this year.
01:03:41I mean, we just want to help out a little.
01:03:48Thanks, Mom.
01:03:50Thanks, Dad.
01:03:50Just promise me you'll come home as much as you can, okay?
01:03:53I promise.
01:03:54Okay, sweetheart.
01:03:56Seriously, what did we get you?
01:03:59It's actual chicken scratch.
01:04:01I don't even know how Dad could read this.
01:04:04All of those recipes were in his head.
01:04:07I had to beg for him to write it down before he died.
01:04:10Two tablespoons of guapa?
01:04:13Guaba?
01:04:14I actually think he might have made up ingredients just to mess with us.
01:04:18Knowing your father?
01:04:19That wouldn't surprise me.
01:04:21I've tried this recipe every Christmas for the last 15 years,
01:04:25and I can't seem to get it right.
01:04:27Do you think Dad would have been proud of me?
01:04:29Ugh.
01:04:30Who would have been proud of you if you were a dishwasher?
01:04:32He just wanted you to be happy.
01:04:34No matter what you did.
01:04:36I really miss him.
01:04:38And his bad puns, and his long overdrawn stories.
01:04:43And his bad singing.
01:04:45The voice of a dying cat.
01:04:51Maybe we should make something else.
01:04:54Honestly, it's fun to just cook with you.
01:04:57Even if we don't get it right.
01:04:59Why don't we start again?
01:05:02I think there's some guaba in the fridge.
01:05:05I think you mean guapa?
01:05:06It's on the shelf.
01:05:14What does that say?
01:05:17Butter.
01:05:19Oh.
01:05:26Hi.
01:05:29Merry Christmas.
01:05:30Merry Christmas.
01:05:33Oh, you finally nailed your dad's holiday pie.
01:05:37Only took 16 years.
01:05:49Is Joe here?
01:05:50I heard he'd be here.
01:05:52Oh, don't you dare go home with Joe tonight.
01:05:54I'm sorry.
01:05:56He's the one for me.
01:05:57Oh, Mom.
01:05:58Higher standards.
01:06:00Mom!
01:06:02Hi.
01:06:03How are you?
01:06:05Hi, Jill.
01:06:06How are you?
01:06:07Hi.
01:06:09Hi.
01:06:12You can't be mad at me.
01:06:13It's Christmas.
01:06:14It's like a reset for the year.
01:06:17I'm not mad anymore.
01:06:20Vi invited me on tour with them.
01:06:23And we leave tomorrow.
01:06:24And honestly, I'm really excited.
01:06:28So...
01:06:28Can we talk quick?
01:06:31Thanks.
01:06:32Okay.
01:06:33What's up?
01:06:35Like...
01:06:35Someone a little more private?
01:06:37Ooh.
01:06:38Got a lemon in there?
01:06:39We'll go get some snacks.
01:06:40How's that sound?
01:06:41Yes.
01:06:42Perfect.
01:06:42I'll be right back.
01:06:42Snacks.
01:06:44Please.
01:06:45Please.
01:06:46Sure.
01:06:47Yeah.
01:06:48I've heard things about you.
01:06:50What?
01:06:51A lot of things about you.
01:06:53It's our thing.
01:06:54It's our thing.
01:06:55Perfect.
01:06:56Hey.
01:06:57Hey.
01:06:58Hey.
01:06:58It's called...
01:07:06Wow.
01:07:07What?
01:07:09Literally nothing has changed in this room.
01:07:15You still have this?
01:07:17Okay.
01:07:18Well, yeah.
01:07:19I'm a hoarder.
01:07:20Clearly.
01:07:24So, what's up?
01:07:29I quit my job in New York.
01:07:32What?
01:07:34I...
01:07:35I don't understand.
01:07:35Why would you do that?
01:07:38Because I would rather be remembered by the people that I love than by strangers that I don't know.
01:07:52That's great.
01:07:53Jules.
01:07:54Um...
01:07:55Maggie!
01:07:55Maggie!
01:07:56Wait.
01:07:57Wait.
01:07:58There's something else.
01:08:05Don't go on tour with Vi.
01:08:10I'm sorry that it has taken me so long to show up for you like you've always needed me to.
01:08:17You've always been in the back of my mind and I don't want to spend ten more seconds without you.
01:08:25I choose us, Maggie.
01:08:30I love you.
01:08:37Um...
01:08:38I think you're going to want to come downstairs.
01:08:53Maggie!
01:08:54What's going on?
01:08:58Maggie, Catherine Pierce.
01:09:05You are my inspiration, my ingenuity, my vision.
01:09:13I know I've thrown a lot of curveballs at you this trip, but...
01:09:17There's one more.
01:09:23Marry me.
01:09:27Um...
01:09:28I know. You're at a loss for words.
01:09:33I...
01:09:34Do you want to be my wife?
01:09:37For Christ's sake.
01:09:39You two are so wrong for one another.
01:09:41It's obvious who Maggie should be with.
01:10:06The amount of talking in this family...
01:10:10It just goes on and on.
01:10:13Can't a woman sleep in peace?
01:10:21Why?
01:10:23Why? Wait.
01:10:26Why? Wait.
01:10:28Just open it. Why?
01:10:42No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:44Fuck.
01:10:51Run!
01:10:52Seriously?
01:10:53Go get her!
01:10:59And now, a new radio single from Mercedes.
01:11:05Ah, this song is good.
01:11:12I should keep my distance, last time that I saw you.
01:11:18You gave me those eyes and I think I found it.
01:11:21I don't have a good way, but please just tell me you'll go on with me.
01:11:29I thought lesbians were supposed to be good at directions.
01:11:31This is painful.
01:11:37Come on.
01:11:38Pick up, pick up.
01:11:39I'm so glad.
01:11:48I'm so glad.
01:11:54Side window!
01:11:55Side window!
01:11:56Side window!
01:12:04Can someone do something?
01:12:12Oh, I love Max.
01:12:15I love Max.
01:12:16I love Max!
01:12:18Oh, I love Max, I love Max.
01:12:36Vi!
01:12:39Vi, I'm sorry.
01:12:42What is this town, a maze?
01:12:45I feel so stupid.
01:12:46Don't.
01:12:47Look, I'm sorry.
01:12:48It was just, it was way too soon.
01:12:50I'm not talking about the proposal.
01:12:53I can't believe I was too stupid not to see what was going on between you and Jessica.
01:12:57It's Jules.
01:12:58Whatever.
01:12:58Nothing was happening between us.
01:13:01Well, we did kiss.
01:13:03You kissed?
01:13:05When?
01:13:06A few days ago.
01:13:07Yes, but we were broken up.
01:13:09Wait, wait.
01:13:10Was this the same night that I arrived?
01:13:12No, of course not.
01:13:14Wait, did you get back with your ex the same night that Tina had a heart attack?
01:13:18Okay, first of all, it was angina, and how did this get turned back on me?
01:13:22How did you fall in love with someone you barely know so quickly?
01:13:27Did I really mean that a little to you?
01:13:29No, why?
01:13:29Barely knew.
01:13:30We dated for two years in high school.
01:13:34Really?
01:13:39I can explain.
01:13:40And this is exactly why I don't date small-town lesbians.
01:13:45It's just too messy.
01:13:47Oh, please.
01:13:47Like, L.A. is any better.
01:13:48The chart looks like a fucking galaxy.
01:13:51Okay, let me just get this straight.
01:13:53So, you got back with your ex the same night.
01:13:56No!
01:13:57Which means you didn't actually like me.
01:13:59Jules!
01:13:59And you never even told her that we dated?
01:14:03God, it's been over ten years and you're still hiding me.
01:14:08And then to top it all off, you had the audacity to get mad at me?
01:14:12Am I missing anything here?
01:14:15I think you nailed it there, Jamie.
01:14:17The only good thing to come from all of this
01:14:20is that I'm gonna get one hell of a breakup album.
01:14:25I cannot wait to listen to that!
01:14:30You...
01:14:31You haven't changed one bit.
01:14:37Guys, wait!
01:14:38Wait!
01:14:39Wait!
01:14:54How to lose two girls in ten minutes.
01:14:56The Maggie Pierce story.
01:14:59You know, maybe next year you can bring home Fern.
01:15:01It'll be a yearly X-mas tradition.
01:15:08You know, it's only fun to rip on you when you rip back.
01:15:11Talk to me.
01:15:13You okay?
01:15:15I think I really messed up this time.
01:15:18Well, stay and make it up to Jules.
01:15:20Or if you don't want Jules,
01:15:21go back to L.A. and make it up to Vi.
01:15:24It's actually pretty simple.
01:15:26I vote Threpple!
01:15:28But no one seems to be asking for my opinion.
01:15:31Hello?
01:15:33God.
01:15:34So annoying.
01:15:36I don't even know how I'd get her back.
01:15:39And her is?
01:15:42I gotta go.
01:15:43I'm gonna miss my flight.
01:15:45Wait, who is her, Max?
01:15:46No, wait, wait, wait, tell me.
01:15:47Who is her, Jules?
01:15:48No.
01:15:49Vi.
01:15:49It's Vi.
01:15:50Lola.
01:15:52Hey.
01:15:53Glad you could come.
01:15:55Happy New Year.
01:15:56Yeah.
01:15:56I think there's about a, what, half an hour?
01:16:00It's business casual.
01:16:01Hey.
01:16:01You guys doing okay?
01:16:03You need some drinks?
01:16:04This is business casual.
01:16:05I've got a drink for you.
01:16:07Happy New Year.
01:16:08That's good.
01:16:09Good to see you.
01:16:10Glad you could come.
01:16:11I love it.
01:16:13That's nice.
01:16:14Hey, you guys.
01:16:15Oh, thanks.
01:16:17I made it a double.
01:16:22She's in L.A.
01:16:25There's a tiny part of me that thought maybe she'd still pick me.
01:16:28Cheer up.
01:16:29It's going to be a new year.
01:16:31Maybe it's time to get back out there.
01:16:33There are a ton of eligible women here.
01:16:35Like who?
01:16:36Megan.
01:16:37She just got a key to the city.
01:16:39The whole city.
01:16:41They really will just give that key to anyone.
01:16:45Thanks, guys.
01:16:46But I feel like maybe I'm just meant to be alone.
01:16:49It's in my DNA.
01:16:50Like Tina.
01:16:51My sweet hero.
01:16:53Well, I'm rooting for you and Megan.
01:16:56Happy New Year.
01:16:58Happy New Year.
01:17:13Two minutes till midnight!
01:17:16Hey, what are you doing here?
01:17:18Um, where's Jules?
01:17:19Um, I don't know.
01:17:20She's here somewhere.
01:17:33I know we saw each other last night, but I already miss you.
01:17:39I made a mistake.
01:17:41I am such an idiot.
01:17:43Can you forgive me?
01:17:44Don't go spending my $50.
01:17:51I hate that I chose L.A. over you.
01:17:55I hate that when I come home, it's not to you.
01:17:58And I hate that I'm the reason why.
01:18:02I miss talking to you.
01:18:05I miss you every single day.
01:18:08Babe, what are you...
01:18:11I want to be your midnight kiss every year, forever.
01:18:15Happy New Year's, Jules.
01:18:24Okay, people, give them some privacy.
01:18:26God, why is everyone so nosy in this town?
01:18:31This is the phone that I had when we graduated high school.
01:18:35You know you can recycle it, right?
01:18:38On it are drafts and drafts of text messages that I never sent you.
01:18:44I thought about you a lot, Jules.
01:18:48Every single day.
01:18:50Actually, even after we broke up.
01:18:56And I should have told you all of this when we were still together,
01:19:00and when I went to L.A.,
01:19:02and even when we saw each other this year.
01:19:05But here it is.
01:19:09I'm yours.
01:19:11If you want me.
01:19:15Please say you want me.
01:19:19Attention, everyone.
01:19:21I, Maggie Pierce,
01:19:22am completely and utterly in love with Julian Alba.
01:19:28Jules,
01:19:30you are impossible to forget.
01:19:33Of course I still want you.
01:19:36I,vers,
01:19:38can you believe me?
01:19:41Oh, God!
01:19:47You areurer!
01:20:03I just heard a rumor that Maggie's going to propose soon, but that doesn't make any sense
01:20:08to me because I thought Julianne was the top, but it would appear that Maggie is the top.
01:20:14Oh, I need to read the lesbian handbook again, that chapter about when your ex dates your
01:20:23ex's ex.
01:20:25That's too confusing.
01:20:27Are all lesbians exes?
01:20:30All of them?
01:20:31Maggie and Julianne, they moved to New York together, and she got a recurring role on a
01:20:36show as a lesbian nun.
01:20:38And now, all of America loves her.
01:20:41Give her an Oscar already.
01:20:44If it wasn't for me meddling in people's affairs, I really don't know if Mads and
01:20:47Jules would have gone together.
01:20:49Did you hear about the Smiths?
01:20:52They died.
01:20:54Technically, they're doing a year-long cruise, but what's the difference?
01:20:57This town speaks and gossips.
01:20:59It's alive.
01:21:00It's because of me.
01:21:08Okay, come on, we're late.
01:21:13I am an ugly, ugly man.
01:21:16Woo!
01:21:17I would do me 100%.
01:21:19Okay, let's get going.
01:21:22Wait, and one more.
01:21:27Introducing...
01:21:28Oh, Holly Knight.
01:21:31Yeah!
01:21:38You could have shaved, Joe.
01:21:46Wow.
01:21:49So, this is every year?
01:21:52Every year.
01:21:53Let's do it.
01:22:13My old friend.
01:22:15Yes!
01:22:17I know!
01:22:21I don't need pretty lights on Christmas morning, round the tree.
01:22:28Santa's been taking his sweet time, and there's no guarantee that her and me were meant to be.
01:22:39But I've been waiting so patiently.
01:22:45She is the reason I am filled with happiness this season.
01:22:51Not a jingle or a bell can make me smile till Christmas day.
01:22:55I'll make her mine this holiday.
01:23:15I don't need sugar plums or candy canes to get my fix.
01:23:21She's sweet enough to keep me up until December 26th.
01:23:28And she could be with me.
01:23:33Oh, I've been waiting so patiently.
01:23:40She is the reason I am filled with happiness this season.
01:23:45Not a jingle or a bell can make me smile till Christmas day.
01:23:49I'll make her mine this holiday.
01:23:52You are the reason I am filled with happiness this season.
01:23:57Not a jingle or a bell can make me smile till Christmas day.
01:24:01I'll make you mine this holiday.
01:24:04A jingle or a bell can make me smile till Christmas day.
01:24:04A jingle or a bell can make me smile till Christmas day.
01:24:25I'll make you mine this holiday.
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