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00:00:05this is a love story love it's supposed to be patient and kind but let's be honest it's
00:00:16irrational it can make us crazy and sometimes downright insane i should know my husband made
00:00:25me small no it's not a metaphor he made me six inches tall i'm literally the size of a dry
00:00:42martini shaken stirred and nursing the burn of every sip even at our ugliest i still believe
00:00:53our love's worth fighting for but fair warning it's going to get worse before it gets better
00:01:05to us to us
00:01:13to recapturing magic to the journey not the destination
00:01:18and to dr carmichael couples therapist extraordinaire to her words of wisdom
00:01:24it's speaking of the journey it was bumpy
00:01:28yeah a few potholes yeah yeah checked into separate rooms um but i am working through my narcissistic
00:01:37tendencies and i am working on my accountability issues and here we are we made it got to the next
00:01:45stop dr carmichael's new year new us colon a grand gesture i'd like to go first okay great
00:02:01i've arranged to get the vermont gang back together at the gray house on new year's eve for our anniversary
00:02:07so we can renew our vows new year new us
00:02:14i'm speechless
00:02:16we were so happy there
00:02:20really really are gary and meg gonna be there they're giving up cabo
00:02:24lulu
00:02:25our daughter has not returned my call oh she's 18 she will they don't do phones always send a text
00:02:30okay
00:02:30okay my turn okay this will be but the last christmas that we spend in st louis because i
00:02:39have listed our house with the contingency to run it back from the bio through next december i'm going
00:02:44to land this big fish and tomorrow i'm going to get eld smith to bankroll the final stage of my
00:02:50life's
00:02:50work so that in one year lindy we can move back to the gray house permanently like i promised years
00:02:57ago a clean slate and a fresh start i supported you and you got your prize and all i ask
00:03:05is that for
00:03:06one more year you support me so i can get mine are you serious the listing went up today
00:03:19is this real very
00:03:25less
00:03:29i love you lindy i love you too
00:03:42thank you thank you for inviting me back into our bed
00:04:09how does one solve the problem of feeding the world
00:04:14only less little john knows now what if we could take say an ear of corn and shrink it to
00:04:22a fraction
00:04:22of its original size just imagine a farmer could grow ten a hundred a thousand ears of corn in the
00:04:30space it takes to grow one but how does cellular reduction work my revolutionary molecular
00:04:37transformation process fundamentally changes the distance between atoms oh the real question is
00:04:44can you restore the corn cob to regular size after it's been miniaturized not only can we do it we
00:04:50will
00:04:50do it together helton smith we can make more with less that's l e s i'll take it from here
00:05:00less okay
00:05:05now it's time to blow your minds
00:05:12you call this the mini barn card no one calls it that it's just me see i grew up on
00:05:18a farm rich
00:05:45you call this the future
00:05:50you call this the future
00:06:02i am
00:06:05fucking amazed
00:06:08there's a corner there's a truck here look how tiny it is it's being tiny
00:06:12it's incredible i got you you did you really did it's crazy oh amazing again make it big i want
00:06:20to taste it
00:06:22oh a big coin takes a big investment oh there he is money man chiming in well go on uh
00:06:29you know uh
00:06:30flavor saver was a huge step forward it was the first and the best gmo tomato on the market but
00:06:37it was a
00:06:37failure well no it wasn't it was a breakthrough but it tasted like old band-aids admit it no i
00:06:46don't think
00:06:46i will admit it or i walk no
00:06:56i don't think it's going to be a failure i got you yes you did hilton but this agrotech
00:07:03is going to change the world jinx and just think this is only the beginning sorry who are you vivian
00:07:09hilton's chief scientist i'm the guts i just write the checks she's the brains and my guts never make
00:07:16mistakes i mean i would write you a check right now but for some reason i'm just not feeling yummy
00:07:26in my tummy
00:07:29you me who are you is this a true question i don't know is it well who are you i'm
00:07:38awesome i'm hilton
00:07:40well i'm awesome i'm less yeah i'm gonna need more
00:07:52you like it yeah i'm gonna lose my house
00:08:14hey hey uh something quietly revealed itself to me oh what's that maria's staff pick
00:08:24my rainbow starts with black it's a poet surprise winning novel by the one the only lindy mcmichael
00:08:30little john that's a lifetime ago 18 years and still a fan fave listen richie um we need to talk
00:08:42oh no yeah no we've just begun richie hold on this is just the first act not turn this into
00:08:50a tragedy
00:08:52tragedy is a better story oh i wish they had a section on how to repair an emotional affair
00:09:00you really saw me when i needed it the most yeah and and you really gave me that emotional intimacy
00:09:08that i craved you know you were a great shoulder an ear you're so handsome young smart and maybe in
00:09:19another life but but i fell in love
00:09:24and you i fell in less hell yes why less knows the real me the worst of me and he
00:09:33he still loves me
00:09:35i could love the worst you no he has 20 years on you and you've known me like a few
00:09:41months six and a
00:09:42half less he made a grand gesture and he promised me a fresh start and i believe him why no
00:09:52no no
00:09:53actually don't say love should remain a mystery my mom told me that okay i'm gonna go
00:10:01just wait wait wait this oh god i got you this christmas present absolutely cannot accept this
00:10:07you must or it means our love was in vain not love okay okay okay just open the card first
00:10:13there is no need
00:10:14you need to thank me okay
00:10:31merry christmas my love
00:10:33in anticipation of the new year new you and new us i thought this would be a great start
00:10:40open the present i'll wait
00:10:52i hate this rag i know you hate this rag but i knew you'd never send it in yourself give
00:10:58it a
00:10:58quick read see if you recognize it
00:11:02oh richie no no no what have you done i presented to be your book agent your story is gonna
00:11:09be in the
00:11:10new yorker no no i didn't write this i'm fucked i know it's overwhelming and i'm sure you don't
00:11:19oh that's richie no no no no oh my
00:11:24fuck oh oh shit shit shit shit oh
00:11:27pick up pick up
00:11:30terry oh okay there is a story there's a story in new york with my name on it
00:11:36and i need you to call me back this is an emergency for sirius this time call me back
00:11:41oh
00:11:54why
00:11:55i want to raise my voice jesus jumping crackers why would you invite hilton to your charity event at
00:12:04your home tonight because he wants to know who i am but lindy will be there and i'm sorry am
00:12:09i the
00:12:09only one that remembers last year the the the the silent auction the pool incident and you're still
00:12:14serving alcohol this year right count me out i'm sorry i cannot watch
00:12:21i don't think that my heart or my stomach can tolerate another interaction with him
00:12:27but we are broke and here's all we have there are no more interested investors less with hilton's kind
00:12:35of cash you know what lindy and i are fine now we're good even and we're renewing our vows new
00:12:41year new us yes you said that last year this year it's gonna stick you sleeping in the same bed
00:12:46yes
00:12:47just sleeping sleeping plus big plus small plus it feels so much better if it was big we're on the
00:12:54road to big i promise you um okay lindy it's me it's me calling you um i'm not panicking but
00:13:02just
00:13:02call me back before the party okay it's not an emergency but it's an emergency oh so sorry um
00:13:08my uh my polyp is gone yeah but there's a hole in my heart now sounds like a case for
00:13:13the bard's guard
00:13:14so i'll be unable to attend your party this evening our loss good luck richard
00:13:41you're not jackie i'm hell don't make me raise it through i'm professor little john jackie's
00:13:48professor did she leave for break already have i missed her i hope not because i'm her
00:13:51fucking ride jackie professor little john yeah lindy you should call me lindy oh uh hell uh professor
00:13:59little john is the reason that i'm here oh you wrote that book she loves i didn't read it no
00:14:06offense
00:14:06none taken jackie i'm so glad i caught you can we talk yeah just real quick oh you mean without
00:14:13me
00:14:13i do oh is it okay oh yeah is it rude no offense but sure okay okay um have i
00:14:23done something wrong
00:14:24professor little joe oh no no gosh no no i have i have i um i need to tell you
00:14:33something uh
00:14:37i loved your short story untitled on purpose yeah that's the one yeah i loved it it was brilliant
00:14:45and the prose was incisive oh just the voice fresh distinguished rare one that deserves the attention
00:14:53of the new york literati i mean that that means the world to me professor little john it's almost it's
00:15:01christmas and you're at my door complimenting my work i oh my gosh i couldn't ask for a better
00:15:05okay listen to me listen to me yes you need to turn it into a novel right now now really
00:15:13really now
00:15:14mm-hmm um i guess i could get started over the break no you need to take next semester off
00:15:20and just write the whole semester the whole semester you just want to isolate and write
00:15:27while it's fresh while it's here while untitled on purpose is coursing through you right yes i feel
00:15:33it okay so you need to isolate and write uh no distractions no internet no novels no magazines no
00:15:39uh nothing right nothing and just all winter long a very a room of one's own wolf it right
00:15:46wolf it could you do that yes well oh well how's dad my uncle flip he has a cabin back
00:15:51in montana that's
00:15:52super isolated oh walden pond isolated that's perfect right yes jackie yeah this has the potential
00:16:00to be your my rainbow starts with black no professor little john it it couldn't jackie i should know
00:16:10my goal in life is to just write one one great novel like you that's okay so we're agreed
00:16:18you're gonna isolate and write yes all semester all semester you're going to montana yes remember
00:16:24no magazines right no you don't want any uh-uh just turn off the internet okay i will unplug
00:16:31completely yes okay hey merry christmas merry christmas to you too
00:16:58okay
00:16:59oh terry thank christ okay listen i
00:17:03Maybe I have 10 minutes.
00:17:05Blindsiding me with one short story published in the New Yorker over the last two decades
00:17:08gets you one.
00:17:09The fact that we've been friends for more than 20 years gets you another.
00:17:12And the other eight belong to Gillian Flynn.
00:17:14He continues to publish bestsellers, which bought me a classic six off the park.
00:17:19I didn't write the story.
00:17:20It's my students' work.
00:17:24My ex-emotional lover.
00:17:26Long story.
00:17:27Found the fucking story in my bag and thought it was mine.
00:17:30And why would I correct him, you know?
00:17:33He sent it in without my knowledge on my behalf because he, long story, adored me and thought
00:17:40I was capable of writing something great again.
00:17:42I'm taking a sabbatical from Wash U.
00:17:44I'm headed to the Grey House.
00:17:46Les and I are going to renew our vows.
00:17:48Long story.
00:17:49You're invited.
00:17:50I know you hate him.
00:17:51I did too.
00:17:52But he has a good dad.
00:17:54And I'm committed to committing to my marriage.
00:17:57So I cannot handle this shitstorm right now.
00:18:02Which is sure, by the way, to tarnish your reputation as well.
00:18:05So if you want to keep that classic six, then can you please, please,
00:18:10fix this fucking mess so I can focus on my vows and my marriage like I promised?
00:18:15I hate you.
00:18:17I know.
00:18:18I hate me too.
00:18:21No, you're not allowed to thank me.
00:18:22I don't know.
00:18:46I'm sorry.
00:18:49I'm sorry.
00:18:52behavior tonight hilton smith is attending condescending as always starla and who necessary
00:18:58and he is a big investor you know i thought the cover was on the pool last year right you
00:19:03know
00:19:04that great you already picked up the first frame to mean it did yep uh it's locked i know
00:19:10is this another party protest no hilton is here in five starla your dress is upstairs i need you
00:19:15inside now what dress let me assess your wardrobe situation and we both agreed that the only option
00:19:20was to outsource an upgrade insulting and what if i hate it your futures are on the line he said
00:19:28to
00:19:28me quote no new year new us without new money unquote so please just move get out of the car
00:19:37now goodbye starla i will have the valet physically remove you i need a minute
00:19:44one minute you need a hulk out front stat
00:20:19come on tell me what les is working on
00:20:21this is the cover of scientific american he tells me nothing else and you never ask
00:20:28well i have printed that same quote from you ten times over the years all i'll say is first rule
00:20:34fight club when and outdated just like scientific american
00:20:49vodka dry
00:21:07big red has landed where's lindy i need eyes on lady tomato
00:21:12hilton give me a 20 on deep pockets double negative big red is not happy i know amazing
00:21:19style when i see it oh this is a facade oh well the facade is working i'm teetering on the
00:21:28precipice of
00:21:29being outed as a fraud which i probably deserve i'm supposed to be the supportive wife
00:21:37but uh my career going up in flames is banging around my brain that's all i can hear what does
00:21:44your husband think about that oh he has no clue he's a fraud too is that so
00:21:52welcome everyone uh every year um i say i'm gonna keep it short and that this night is not about
00:21:59me
00:22:00it's about the children and tonight i'm actually going to keep that promise but you know let's be
00:22:06honest um it has to be about me first because you're all here to bid on my stuff
00:22:11well he's just playing the role of a charitable philanthropist but all he really cares about is his
00:22:19life's work first himself second our daughter third me last which i probably deserve well just curious what
00:22:27do you think about his life's work and a very personal little ditty about jack and diane
00:22:34my john cougar melancamp velcro wallet with my high school id still inside huh where else you gonna
00:22:41get one of those i can't tell you that it's so top secret i actually have no idea what it
00:22:48is
00:22:50hold on a second my my top elf is really trying to tell me something
00:22:53maybe tomato and the brand of deep pockets two drinks and third on deck you're fucking joking
00:22:57aren't you fucking fired i'll turn on my headset
00:23:03but i can tell you
00:23:06he's brilliant don't tell him i said that yeah i mean i'm already last you know what's after last
00:23:15how much so yeah merry christmas and happy holidays and uh hopefully that covers it all okay
00:23:26less five minutes no two one later maybe done oh everybody was out
00:23:32i'm just explaining to this gentleman why there's no outdoor access this holiday season so as a joke
00:23:37last year i put into the silent auction as a joke watch almighty less walk on water i thought the
00:23:45cover was on the pool oh i'm so sorry i just want to say i'm so sorry well i pay
00:23:52right now to see that
00:23:53awesome less if you can walk on water you got my money are you being serious no no oh oh
00:24:01great so i
00:24:02can still get the money after the conversation with your wife uh i don't know hi hilton i didn't
00:24:10know okay lady why don't you just not say anything and maybe go and get us a lot of drinks
00:24:16okay so um hold on i don't know what she said well she said that you put work first family
00:24:21third and her dead last that's out of context what kind of man are you i know i just i
00:24:26can't explain
00:24:31you never explained anything i got you again again you suck it i do i do i do so just
00:24:39to be
00:24:39clear lindy didn't tank the deal she closed it now she's awesome workaholics they changed the world
00:24:46i'm a workaholic i should know thank you thank you so much thank you so much i want to go
00:24:51to work right
00:24:52away like the holidays yeah put on my christmas card every year yeah you really see me we both
00:24:57do oh it's you again hilton's chief scientist oh the brains and the boots the boots the boots on
00:25:04the ground what do the boots do the boots ensure that my guts are never wrong the boots are part
00:25:11of
00:25:11the deal i'm all in are you awesome less fine just just tell me i'm melting down because i bought
00:25:25the
00:25:25deal no i closed the deal i closed the deal fantastic no what do you mean no that's so great
00:25:32oh my god i was so worried no no i am saddled with one of helden's network of bio spies
00:25:38his chief
00:25:38scientist is going to come in and she's going to take credit for my work and all of this will
00:25:43have
00:25:43been for nothing i will be nothing my legacy will be nothing i shall go to the grave without a
00:25:48nobel
00:25:49you know this was my last chance at greatness god hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey come on
00:26:00you
00:26:00remember joan ryan huh yeah my nemesis at mit that's right you were convinced that the phd board was
00:26:11gonna pick her over you and you were gonna be relegated to just a footnote in the science community or
00:26:16some
00:26:16other science bad thing right but what actually happened less they chose me they chose you and
00:26:26where's joan ryan teaching at berkeley and where are you in st louis but why oh uh
00:26:36to give the finger those ungrateful pricks at monsanto and to build the menlo park of the midwest
00:26:42and how how how because i am i am a partner in my own company creating the bio agrotech that
00:26:47will
00:26:47change the world that's right yeah you're gonna change the world
00:26:52and you are i've always believed that
00:26:56even when you hated me oh
00:27:00especially when i hated you so what do i do you do what you always do
00:27:06you get back in the workshop and you figure it out that's what less little john does
00:27:13yeah right yeah right
00:27:20that's it that's it thank you thank you for being so understanding
00:27:27oh god so now i gotta get back in the workshop and let's move our renewing our vows to next
00:27:34year
00:27:34that's a fantastic idea less no i didn't what huh that's what you said right huh did i yeah
00:27:42gary and meg oh gary and meg would much prefer to go to cabo let's send them something sign my
00:27:46name
00:27:46no no no that will be so humiliating don't worry don't worry i'll tell lulu that she can just go
00:27:50skiing with her friends like she wanted so i'll see you when i see you i'll be back when i'm
00:27:53back and
00:27:54um i love you and i can't wait for new year new us next year
00:28:04oh
00:28:26is he
00:28:28Lindy?
00:28:30Richie, um, I made a mistake and I'm leaving less.
00:28:36Tonight.
00:28:37I hear the emotion in your voice and it's beautiful.
00:28:40I've been hoping for a Christmas miracle.
00:28:42Yeah, I'm going to go to Vermont.
00:28:43I'm going to go to the Grey House and I, um, could you, could you come with me?
00:28:48Where you finished your masterpiece.
00:28:50I'd be honored to be invited.
00:28:52A gift beyond measure.
00:28:53I have ten vacation days and one personal day bagged.
00:28:57Heart emoji.
00:28:59Uh, let's meet at Mandy's Diner at midnight.
00:29:02Heart emoji bag.
00:29:03I'll arrive with joy in my step and a light in my heart.
00:29:07Did you love my present?
00:29:08The fuck?
00:29:09Pardon?
00:29:10Yeah, I didn't have the heart to open it.
00:29:15So, um, I'll just bring it with me, okay?
00:29:18New year, new you, new us.
00:29:20Oh, is Vermont cold?
00:29:22I get...
00:29:43Everybody out in 30 minutes or Hulk is going to see me smash.
00:29:49Iceberg ahead, 30 clicks.
00:29:51Abandoned ship.
00:29:52Lady Tomato about to burst.
00:29:53Hey, hey, hey.
00:29:55Les promised me a minute.
00:29:59I'll give you 20.
00:30:17Excuse me?
00:30:19I thought the boots up my ass might start after the holidays.
00:30:23Martin signed the LOI ASAP and Hilton turned on the money hose in good faith.
00:30:27I didn't sign.
00:30:28I'm a partner.
00:30:29Apparently not the important one.
00:30:32Oh, well, now I'm inspired, and I would like you to leave.
00:30:37A genius needs his space.
00:30:39Exactly.
00:30:41And I plan on being inspired throughout the holidays.
00:30:44I know this is a difficult transition period.
00:30:46I'll give you tonight.
00:30:48But I will be back tomorrow.
00:30:52Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.
00:30:58Fuck me.
00:31:29I'll be back tomorrow.
00:31:34Mills, I don't have time.
00:31:40She what?
00:31:42What?
00:31:43What?
00:32:02You're old.
00:32:03Text me.
00:32:09Fuck you, too.
00:32:14Starla?
00:32:25Freezers, off limits from now on until I say, I need to regroup.
00:32:29Where are you going?
00:32:31I'm leaving you.
00:32:33If anyone should be leaving anyone, I should be leaving you.
00:32:35How's that?
00:32:36For trying to sabotage my career?
00:32:38Think I don't know?
00:32:39You don't think Nils would call me for comment?
00:32:40Lindy?
00:32:41Scientific American, not TMZ.
00:32:44I'm a hoax.
00:32:45You know what?
00:32:45I'm threatened by a female scientist taking credit for my work.
00:32:48You mentioned Joan.
00:32:50I'm not a misogynist.
00:32:52I'm not intentionally.
00:32:53Oh?
00:32:54For anything, I'm an accidental misogynist.
00:32:55And I, too, blame the patriarchy for that.
00:32:57I never said misogynist.
00:32:59Why would you do this?
00:33:00Why?
00:33:00You know why.
00:33:02Is it about Gary and Meg?
00:33:04This is about you.
00:33:06And our marriage.
00:33:08And breaking the promise of step three, colon, a grand gesture.
00:33:11And our daughter who hates me.
00:33:14Sucking the life out of me and my promising writing career.
00:33:17Career?
00:33:18Stop.
00:33:19It was one book in the early aughts.
00:33:22This is what you did.
00:33:23You basically, you turned in a book report on your fucked up family.
00:33:26You changed the names.
00:33:27You added a little bit of wry sarcasm.
00:33:29And then you called a fiction.
00:33:30And you got lucky.
00:33:32My rainbow starts with black.
00:33:34No shit.
00:33:35My book report and the subsequent Oscar-nominated film it's based on bought and paid for this
00:33:43extravagantly sad McMansion in this podunk red state town you forced us to move to so
00:33:49that you could try to be something other than Mr. Fucking Tomato Head.
00:33:53This is the last thing I need right now.
00:33:55Oh, my.
00:33:56I'm so sorry.
00:33:57What is it you need right now?
00:33:59I need you.
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:00I need your support.
00:34:02This is my last chance.
00:34:04You already got your prize.
00:34:06And in case you forgot, I was by your side for every fucking sentence.
00:34:12Every book signing.
00:34:13Every interview.
00:34:14I held your purse.
00:34:16I held my tongue.
00:34:17You know, I was there for the ride.
00:34:18And it wasn't always pleasant.
00:34:20You know, the rollercoaster of insecurity and emotion was frankly fucking exhausting.
00:34:24I have paid that debt.
00:34:26I have been by your side for 15 years.
00:34:29You had flavor saver.
00:34:32And it was insufferable.
00:34:36Still is.
00:34:37But I didn't get my moment in the spotlight like you did.
00:34:40I didn't get my prize.
00:34:42Swing and a miss.
00:34:43How is it my fault?
00:34:46How?
00:34:47My apologies.
00:34:48Forgive me for being ambitious.
00:34:50Coasting by on a one-hit wonder isn't enough for me.
00:34:54Maybe you don't have another hit in you.
00:34:56Huh?
00:34:56Maybe you're one and done.
00:34:58Maybe your ego just won't let you read the room.
00:35:00I would rather be blinded by my ego than paralyzed by fear.
00:35:04That's me?
00:35:04That's what you think of me?
00:35:05Yeah, because you haven't produced one goddamn sentence in 15 years.
00:35:09What kind of magic do you think you're suddenly going to find in your beloved gray house?
00:35:12Huh?
00:35:13With me by your side, like an emotional support animal, encouraging you, keeping you calm.
00:35:18Because, quote, I promise we'd return there one day, unquote.
00:35:21I mean, I am through.
00:35:24Being held emotionally hostage for your creative paralysis.
00:35:28And there it is, everyone.
00:35:30That's our show.
00:35:32Same line every time.
00:35:40This is the top secret thing you've been working on?
00:35:44Give me that.
00:35:45A Tonka truck is not going to change the world, let alone agriculture as we know it.
00:35:51You have no idea what you're talking about.
00:35:52That's what you said to every female scientist that's never had a better idea.
00:35:55You know, most men overcompensate with a big truck.
00:35:59It's nice to see yours to scale.
00:36:02Ah!
00:36:03Ah!
00:36:05Ah!
00:36:06Jesus!
00:36:07What a gentleman!
00:36:09Oh, fuck.
00:36:10What?
00:36:11Oh, no, Lindy.
00:36:12What?
00:36:15What?
00:36:15What?
00:36:31Oh, God.
00:36:33Is she dead?
00:36:39Lindy.
00:36:41Say something.
00:36:42Are you alive?
00:36:44Oh, you're alive!
00:36:48Fuck you.
00:36:50Fuck you.
00:36:50Oh!
00:37:20Oh!
00:37:27Last!
00:37:30Oh, fuck.
00:37:36What time is that?
00:37:43Oh, my God.
00:37:59How much did I drink last night?
00:38:02Less?
00:38:07Why would you put the plaid back up?
00:38:10God, that's my eyes.
00:38:14And my head.
00:38:18Oh, I'll try January starts today.
00:38:24Oh.
00:38:26Oh, wow.
00:38:28That really cleaned up.
00:38:32Less!
00:38:33Less!
00:38:38Who's at the door?
00:38:51What is this nonsense?
00:39:01No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:03Lindy?
00:39:04Everything is fine.
00:39:06Don't freak out.
00:39:17Lindy?
00:39:20Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse.
00:39:23Anybody 42
00:39:24Stop screaming at me!
00:39:29Whoa!
00:39:30Whoa!
00:39:31Whoa, whoa, whoa, no!
00:39:34Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:39:37Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:39:40Whoa!
00:39:41Whoa!
00:39:42Oh,η©’se...
00:39:42Whoa, ah!
00:39:47there you are you're okay I am NOT okay I am NOT okay it works I can hear you
00:40:09you're too loud sorry well now I can't hear you how about now no too loud no softer no better
00:40:21I hate this
00:40:23fucking thing can you hear me now can you hear me now yes sorry sorry I'm so sorry are you
00:40:35okay
00:40:36I'm fine I heard that I think we got it hi what the fuck Les I heard that too loud
00:40:46and clear
00:40:46okay Mindy I'm so sorry it was an accident and uh I can't believe it even happened but you're
00:40:54incredible I mean you're beautiful are you smiling right now no no no of course not I just I
00:41:08just like wow wow wow wow no I apologize you're my wife you're not experimentally I should hope so
00:41:20Jesus oh my god this is your job this is how you're gonna solve world hunger you're gonna
00:41:26make everybody tiny so so they don't what eat more I don't do you want me to answer that or
00:41:34explain it to me well um it's called cellular reduction and um it's the process of miniaturization
00:41:42restoration of organic fruit and vegetables and that's how I plan to solve world hunger
00:41:49explain how you're gonna make me big again Jesus I don't give a shit how it works oh right well
00:41:55I
00:41:56just reversed the process that's the restoration part great restore me now please I can do that
00:42:05um uh but first uh a surprise meet me in the dining room
00:42:14Merry Christmas Lindy Les do I look merry or hungry well it's kind of hard to tell from this distance
00:42:22um
00:42:22I'm not make me big again now heard that loud and clear um the thing is tell me you can
00:42:30make me big
00:42:31again laugh I can and I will um the thing is that it's just I think it's just gonna take
00:42:37a day uh or
00:42:38two tops but you'll be fine everything's gonna be okay you're healthy I checked your vitals wait I could
00:42:45die tiny no you you're not gonna die tiny you'll be safe in the dollhouse because it's almost exactly the
00:42:54same as our house house um the stove works the refrigerator works there's food the water runs and
00:43:02I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home your clothes from your
00:43:09closet
00:43:11um and uh this curling thing
00:43:16and your hairbrush uh cold cream looked important oh and I remembered your coffee and the coffee maker
00:43:25worked perfectly right oh one crucial thing um the toilet uh it works I figured it out just don't ever
00:43:32look in the hall closet downstairs ever you will be restored to regular size I promise it this is just
00:43:38temporary Lindy I am so close truly now it's so close not a day or two tops less you motherfuckers
00:43:52hey calm down calm down
00:44:21I'm gonna need a minute
00:44:25I don't want to be a little
00:44:27I don't wanna be a little
00:44:27you wouldn't eat what you need
00:44:27thank you
00:44:28thank you
00:44:28you eehh
00:44:33thank you
00:44:42you can refilm the ladies cup too
00:44:47she's on her way of love
00:44:48she's gone back to her husband
00:44:50no
00:44:50They always do not this time no new because we've got plans. Yep. We got concrete plans
00:45:01How about a 10-day getaway to Vermont for two uber romantic
00:45:15There are multiple reasons you could be late. No, I know when he's coming why you may ask
00:45:21Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time
00:45:26destined to be written
00:45:29immortalized for generations to come
00:45:33Quiet everybody
00:45:36Sorry
00:45:39It's work
00:45:42Hey Martin
00:45:44Well, I you know I was I was gonna head out of town, so
00:45:48No, no, no, no, no, no, of course, of course, I'll just I'll head into the into the lab
00:45:55No, I've not heard from us
00:45:58Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of them?
00:46:02Yeah, okay. Bye. Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
00:46:07Well, can I be honest? I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy
00:46:13Oh
00:46:14Oh
00:46:15He's suffering?
00:46:21Take those off. I feel like a specimen and come closer. I don't want to keep yelling
00:46:30Jesus the 96
00:46:32If there was ever a time
00:46:34I know why you didn't tell me about your work
00:46:37Well, I couldn't. It was top secret
00:46:39I signed an ironclad NDA
00:46:41It's bullshit
00:46:43You didn't trust me
00:46:45Which makes me so
00:46:47Sad
00:46:49Makes me so sad
00:46:51Fuck you
00:46:53But
00:46:55Yeah
00:46:59Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either
00:47:02What?
00:47:04Happy birthday, Lindy
00:47:07They are so cute
00:47:11Wait, and legible?
00:47:14Happy birthday, Lindy
00:47:17They're so cute
00:47:18Oh, and functional
00:47:20Happy birthday, Lindy
00:47:24How cute
00:47:26And accurate
00:47:28The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox
00:47:33Never put it together
00:47:34You also said you didn't want to know
00:47:39Well, you're not leaving me
00:47:41Well, I have to go so I can fix you
00:47:43No, no, no, no, Les
00:47:44Take me with you
00:47:46I'm portable
00:47:47You'll be safer here in the dollhouse
00:47:48I feel very not safe
00:47:50I feel very small
00:47:51And, like, something bad could happen
00:47:53I won't let something happen
00:47:55Something did
00:47:56Something else
00:47:57Beyond the accident
00:47:58But I have to go to the lab
00:48:00So I can fix you
00:48:01Please, Les
00:48:02I do not want to be alone
00:48:03Please, I'm scared
00:48:04Well, what if I can show you
00:48:06That, um, being small isn't scary
00:48:09Oh, God
00:48:10I've always wondered what the world would look like
00:48:12If I were six inches tall
00:48:13Not me
00:48:15I can show you
00:48:16No, I, I don't
00:48:18Aren't you just a little bit curious?
00:48:20I will be restored
00:48:21To regular size soon
00:48:23I promise
00:48:25Trust me
00:48:29Okay
00:48:31This is crazy
00:48:33Oh, fuck
00:49:09I mean, everything's really big
00:49:13Really
00:49:28Wow
00:49:28I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
00:49:33You see this dust ball?
00:49:36Do you think I could choke on this?
00:49:39Oh
00:49:40Yeah, put that down
00:49:44Hello, Dolores
00:49:45Look who it is
00:49:47See?
00:49:48She's not that scary
00:49:49Why is she looking at me like that?
00:49:51Oh
00:49:52Oh, it's puffing up
00:49:53Do you see what it's doing?
00:49:54Oh
00:49:54No, no, no
00:49:55It's trying to eat me
00:49:57No, this is not interesting to me
00:49:59Can you put me down, please?
00:50:01Put me down
00:50:01Look at me
00:50:03Where the three boys have μΈun
00:50:06In the lanes of the meinen
00:50:09A beautiful side
00:50:12That will hide
00:50:14Of a beautiful side
00:50:15Is playing
00:50:15Fun, right?
00:50:16We all love a train ride
00:50:17Merry Christmas, Lindy
00:50:21Merry Christmas, Lindy!
00:50:23Ha, ha, ha
00:50:28Merry Christmas.
00:50:31Merry Christmas.
00:50:32Merry Christmas, Wendy!
00:50:36Woo!
00:50:38Merry Christmas to me!
00:50:46Merry Christmas, Wendy!
00:50:49Maybe too many times around?
00:50:51I want to get off!
00:50:53I don't like it!
00:50:55Oh, I'm gonna be sick!
00:50:59Oh, God.
00:51:02Oh.
00:51:03Oh, my God.
00:51:05Hey.
00:51:07It's gonna be okay.
00:51:09I'm so sorry this happened.
00:51:12I'm so incredibly sorry.
00:51:15Oh.
00:51:24Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.
00:51:26I'm gonna go to the lab to refuel.
00:51:28What am I supposed to do with this?
00:51:30I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it, but I don't know.
00:51:34Um, Scarface?
00:51:35I'll just gnaw on it or something.
00:51:41How are you feeling?
00:51:43Really?
00:51:44I mean...
00:51:45I know what you mean.
00:51:47Better.
00:51:50I did always love this couch.
00:52:05When you're ready.
00:52:07Uh, pour away.
00:52:13Don't be shy.
00:52:16So, this is my, uh, tiny little life now?
00:52:22Temporary tiny life.
00:52:23How long again?
00:52:24A day.
00:52:26Two at the most.
00:52:26I'm so close.
00:52:27So close.
00:52:28Yeah.
00:52:29Yeah.
00:52:34Did you microwave this off the floor?
00:52:36Floor is clean.
00:52:37You're the first person to ever walk on it.
00:52:39Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
00:52:42Kind of.
00:52:51Unless you put parmesan in the potatoes.
00:52:54Potatoes a la Diane.
00:52:57With a twist.
00:52:59Who?
00:53:00Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
00:53:02She's gonna play me in the movie.
00:53:04She's gonna play the sister character.
00:53:06I still don't know who that is.
00:53:07Walt?
00:53:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
00:53:11That's a stretch.
00:53:12What?
00:53:13I am blonde.
00:53:14Les said that we could be twins.
00:53:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
00:53:18No, no, I think with the bright hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean.
00:53:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting a book into a film.
00:53:24Because it's sold a million copies.
00:53:26Because it won the Pulitzer.
00:53:28Hollywood must be out of ideas.
00:53:31You're not excited?
00:53:32Uh, Laura Dern is playing the mother.
00:53:34I adore Laura Dern.
00:53:36But I question her judgment.
00:53:37The book wasn't well received.
00:53:39I repeated one Pulitzer.
00:53:41The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
00:53:44That does not a Pulitzer make.
00:53:45Their words.
00:53:46Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
00:53:49I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
00:53:52without Carol turning her nose up at me as if I were the devil incarnate.
00:53:57Walt?
00:53:57Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays.
00:54:00That's not a stretch.
00:54:01Mom.
00:54:02It's fiction.
00:54:03Carol didn't see a character.
00:54:06Carol saw me.
00:54:07And the me in your book is a monster.
00:54:09It's a comedy.
00:54:10It's a dark comedy.
00:54:11A coming of age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced by a monster of a mother character.
00:54:20You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.
00:54:28Walked out or was driven away?
00:54:29Jim abandoned me.
00:54:31No, he stopped being married to you.
00:54:34He abandoned me.
00:54:36Me too.
00:54:37And he's still the hero.
00:54:39I tried my best.
00:54:42Walt?
00:54:42If I may, Walt?
00:54:44Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
00:54:46I call them potatoes a la Diane.
00:54:49With a twist.
00:54:50Is the twist a turn of the knife?
00:54:52It's Parmesan cheese.
00:54:53Try it.
00:55:00It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
00:55:03Just like you.
00:55:09Walt.
00:55:10I'm sorry.
00:55:11I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
00:55:13I hear it's dreadful.
00:55:16Yes.
00:55:17Yes.
00:55:17No, I don't get the arch.
00:55:19It's like an arch for what?
00:55:21It's the gateway to the west.
00:55:24I think it's great.
00:55:25I can barely show my face on wine club Wednesdays.
00:55:30Hollywood has run out of ideas.
00:55:32I think Laura Dern is a very generous cast.
00:55:34I have to say hello.
00:55:40What's going on?
00:55:41Do you want to have sex?
00:55:42Oh, yes.
00:55:43Yes, we're here.
00:55:45We'll be quiet.
00:55:46We'll be fine.
00:55:47Oh, you're set to high volume.
00:55:50Watch.
00:55:51Watch, watch, watch.
00:55:54Okay.
00:55:55All right.
00:55:55Okay.
00:55:55Good.
00:55:56Come on.
00:56:08Make sure that you're defending me.
00:56:12Always.
00:56:12Always.
00:56:13Watch.
00:56:13You're defending yourself.
00:56:14I don't know.
00:56:16Oh, no, we're not.
00:56:21I'm working.
00:56:21Oh, no, we're not.
00:56:23Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, Jesus waltz, can I help you?
00:56:29Obviously this isn't the washroom.
00:56:31It's down the hall with the light on.
00:56:33The one with the toilet!
00:56:34I can see the light.
00:56:36I lost the toilet.
00:56:41He's trying to escape.
00:56:45We're to the arch.
00:56:48Oh my god.
00:56:50Oh fuck.
00:56:51Okay, okay.
00:56:53Maybe I can't be quiet.
00:56:55I don't think you can.
00:56:58Hey.
00:57:03I'm not really like her though, right?
00:57:05My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?
00:57:09Does that make me waltz?
00:57:12Seriously?
00:57:13Seriously?
00:57:14Seriously?
00:57:16No.
00:57:17Fuck no.
00:57:18Because she's-
00:57:19No, she's unbelievable.
00:57:20And not in a good way.
00:57:24It's gonna be okay.
00:57:26It's only a few days.
00:57:31Only a few days.
00:57:37It's only a few days.
00:58:00It's only a few days.
00:58:02I will leave a thing.
00:58:03Mm hmm.
00:58:08Okay.
00:58:10What?
00:58:11What?
00:58:12What?
00:58:13What?
00:58:15It can't be right.
00:58:18Okay, I'm coming in.
00:58:19For now.
00:58:20Now.
00:58:20Nowish!
00:58:45Magoo!
00:58:49No!
00:58:51Stay!
00:58:54No! No! No! No!
00:59:01Get out!
00:59:03Get out!
00:59:05Oh fuck!
00:59:07You fuzzy fucker!
00:59:09Meow!
00:59:10Meow!
00:59:16Meow!
00:59:19Meow!
00:59:20Stop!
00:59:22Stop it! You're fine!
00:59:25You're bad enough already.
00:59:29I mean she's safe, right?
00:59:31Meow!
00:59:44Hey!
00:59:47Yes, Richard? What is it?
00:59:49Oh, you seem upset.
00:59:51No Richard, I'm fine. I'm fine.
00:59:53You know, I sometimes come in my car to cry too when I need a release, so...
00:59:58I get where you're at.
01:00:00Okay, right. Is that all?
01:00:02Now you've got me worried.
01:00:03Is everything alright at home? You know, with your wife, Lindy. Lindy's her name, right?
01:00:06Yes, Richard. She's fine.
01:00:08Good, good.
01:00:09Yeah.
01:00:10She's just, uh, keeping busy over the holidays.
01:00:13Yes, Richard. She's at home, writing. She's keeping busy.
01:00:16She's writing, writing. That's wonderful.
01:00:19That's wonderful.
01:00:20Richard! Get your butt inside!
01:00:22I'm sorry you used profanity. I'm upset.
01:00:28I'll see you later.
01:00:39Less.
01:00:41Less?
01:00:46That is a toy.
01:00:51Oh.
01:00:54He left me?
01:00:56Right.
01:01:00Why?
01:01:01I have to trust him.
01:01:02I cannot spiral.
01:01:06Huh?
01:01:07Oh.
01:01:08Yeah.
01:01:10Why not?
01:01:11Okay, that's...
01:01:13That's a good space colon.
01:01:15Colon?
01:01:17Colonial.
01:01:19Kernel.
01:01:20Space kernel.
01:01:22Next stop, Uranus.
01:01:24I could...
01:01:26Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
01:01:28You made me believe you were so close.
01:01:30So I believed you.
01:01:32Yes, and you should believe me. That's our deal.
01:01:33There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.
01:01:36So what does so close mean to you in this context today?
01:01:42I can't put an actual number on it. I don't know.
01:01:46What?
01:01:48What have you done?
01:01:49What have I done?
01:01:51Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.
01:01:53Contract is for 30 days.
01:01:56That's insane!
01:01:57Well, you said that you were close!
01:01:5930 days?!
01:02:02Well, it will work. I mean, the math says it will and math is never wrong, so...
01:02:07Now you have 30 days!
01:02:08No, no, no. We have 30 days.
01:02:10Oh, now it's we.
01:02:11What does it say exactly? What does the small print say exactly?
01:02:14It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works.
01:02:19Uh-huh.
01:02:20Or the patent on our tech...
01:02:22On my tech, thank you.
01:02:23...reverts to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.
01:02:26Sues us.
01:02:28For fraud.
01:02:29And you go to jail.
01:02:31To jail?
01:02:32Well, can he do that?
01:02:33He can.
01:02:34And after 30 days, it goes. The tech, the lab, the bobs... gone.
01:02:41But... but...
01:02:42Okay, so how do I make...
01:02:45Uh...
01:02:45How do I...
01:02:48How do I make things big again?
01:02:49Because I have to make things big again.
01:02:51Well, after 30 days, you can't.
01:02:58I mean, can he actually do this?
01:03:01Yes!
01:03:01He can!
01:03:02It says it right here.
01:03:05Oh...
01:03:06Les.
01:03:08How bad is this?
01:03:12Okay.
01:03:17I'm not even gonna ask about the cap.
01:03:36Hey, I... I got you something for Christmas.
01:03:40I... I... I didn't get you anything.
01:03:43Oh, that's... that's okay.
01:03:45Oh, Davis.
01:03:46I didn't want you.
01:03:48Like what Shakespeare used to write with.
01:03:50You know I like Shakespeare?
01:03:52Oh, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.
01:03:55Barsgard.
01:03:56Well, you talk about it a lot.
01:03:59Um...
01:04:00You seem a little bit down.
01:04:02No, I'm...
01:04:03Just tired.
01:04:04Yeah.
01:04:05I was waiting up last night for someone...
01:04:09Someone special.
01:04:11You know, and it's just...
01:04:14Well, Merry... Merry Christmas, Richard.
01:04:16Oh, thank you, Janet.
01:04:18This is a very thoughtful gift, so...
01:04:25Thy returneth...
01:04:27To thine grind.
01:04:36Okay.
01:04:38Buddy?
01:04:39Thank you for moving here.
01:04:49Oh.
01:04:51Right.
01:04:52Okay.
01:04:55Oh.
01:04:56That's good.
01:04:57Okay.
01:05:02Oh, come on.
01:05:07Okay.
01:05:09Oh, my God.
01:05:11Oh, my God.
01:05:11Oh, my God.
01:05:22A classic.
01:05:25Gum.
01:05:29Volume.
01:05:32We're never turning this off.
01:05:35Okay, Zachs.
01:05:40So, we've got popcorn, but no candy.
01:05:48Oh, less. That's just for me.
01:05:59Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today. It's a big day.
01:06:02It could be the day.
01:06:03It needs to be the day. Or two. At the most.
01:06:11Here are my thoughts.
01:06:15Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress tensor to b sub j.
01:06:19Minus one-half times the quantity epsilon naught.
01:06:23Times e squared plus b squared over mu naught.
01:06:27Thoughts complete.
01:06:28Bob, implement his thoughts.
01:06:36B sub j minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon naught.
01:06:41Times e squared plus b squared over mu naught.
01:06:45Complete.
01:06:47Coral, implement his thoughts.
01:07:14Coral, implement his thoughts.
01:07:15Coral, implement his thoughts.
01:07:18ΡΠ°ΠΌΠΎΠ΅ ΠΈΠ½ΡΠ΅ΡΠ΅ΡΠ½ΠΎΠ΅ ΠΏΡΠΈΠ·Ρε ΄
01:07:30Let's make history.
01:07:30I'm going to put the water in a bowl.
01:07:45I'm going to put the water in a bowl.
01:07:46I'm going to put the water in a bowl.
01:08:17A great attempt in the name of science.
01:08:19Richard?
01:08:20Bob the Explainer?
01:08:23Nominal success.
01:08:24Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.
01:08:28Same as previous attempt.
01:08:30Result, molecular disequilibrium.
01:08:33Eraser Bob, see medic.
01:08:34Bring in Fred.
01:08:36Clean up an aisle everywhere.
01:08:38Richard?
01:08:39Waiting on analysis to proceed.
01:08:41We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
01:08:44Go again.
01:08:45No, you won't.
01:08:46If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
01:08:50You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
01:08:54Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
01:08:59No.
01:09:00No, no, no.
01:09:01No.
01:09:02Um, this is not how we work here.
01:09:05We are making history.
01:09:06Okay?
01:09:07That corn was regular size.
01:09:10It's incredible.
01:09:11As a scientist, how can you not see that?
01:09:13Reports, equipment, results.
01:09:14Any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal in the break
01:09:21room.
01:09:22Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
01:09:24Okay, everybody, everybody.
01:09:25This is Virginia.
01:09:26Vivian.
01:09:27Vivian.
01:09:27I don't know her last name, but she's new here, and she doesn't know how things work.
01:09:31And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal.
01:09:33Okay?
01:09:33Can we just talk about this?
01:09:36Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
01:09:40I don't care about the money.
01:09:41Of course you don't. You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
01:09:48I had to open the books.
01:09:50Well, it had to be perfect. What?
01:09:52Irresponsible and deeply sad.
01:09:54Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money. It's Hilton Smith's money.
01:09:57This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab. Ergo, I run this lab.
01:10:02This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous, and do something.
01:10:08Okay, no we, no we, just me.
01:10:10I want to talk to Hilton right now.
01:10:13Well, good luck reaching him.
01:10:15He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
01:10:20Guam.
01:10:21Guam?
01:10:22What?
01:10:23Shut it down. We'll try again tomorrow.
01:10:26Together.
01:10:27These ladders are an OSHA violation.
01:10:30You're an OSHA violation!
01:10:33Dear hairy Jesus!
01:10:35And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by four hundred atmospheres of pressure!
01:10:40Twenty-nine days.
01:10:41Not helpful.
01:10:42Not the point!
01:10:51What have I done?
01:10:59Midnight for the stars and you
01:11:06Midnight and a rendezvous
01:11:11Your eyes held a message tender
01:11:17Saying I surrender
01:11:20All my life
01:11:22No. It's my phone.
01:11:25My phone!
01:11:26Oh!
01:11:27Oh!
01:11:30Coming! Coming! Coming!
01:11:32What?
01:11:33What?
01:11:43No!
01:11:45No!
01:11:49No!
01:11:54No!
01:11:55Oh!
01:12:04Fuck, did you just say something?
01:12:12Am I losing my mind?
01:12:19I can see me in you.
01:12:26What?
01:12:28Ah, what is that?
01:12:30Oh, fuck.
01:12:37I gotta get out of here!
01:12:44Oh!
01:12:46Fuck!
01:12:52Jesus.
01:12:53Fuck!
01:12:54Goddammit, let's...
01:12:58For fuck's sake.
01:13:01Ah!
01:13:02Ah!
01:13:03God!
01:13:04Dang it!
01:13:12Ah!
01:13:18Ah!
01:13:20Ah!
01:13:21Ah!
01:13:23Ah!
01:13:24Ah!
01:13:29Ah!
01:13:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:14:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:14:17What the?
01:14:19Oh, oh.
01:14:22Oh, oh.
01:14:24Oh, oh.
01:14:35I'll save you!
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