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00:01All right, everyone. I'm heading out early for my dentist appointment.
00:05Clean teeth or happy teeth. Good luck, boss.
00:07Oh, um, I thought that the bite suits would be back by now from the dry cleaners.
00:10If they're delivered by EOD, would you guys mind putting them in the closet?
00:13Absolutely. Yeah, totally.
00:15Okay.
00:21Everyone! Look, he's closed! Let's go!
00:24Let's go! Come on, Frank!
00:28How are you not falling down? I've got a foot and 25 pounds of muscle on you!
00:32Well, center of gravity, baby, this weeble wall robber.
00:41Hey, no fighting!
00:42Actually, I guess that's kind of what the suit's called. That's okay. Chunked away!
00:45Hey, guys, I just forgot my wall.
00:51Do you guys ever work even a little?
00:54You know, in many ways, this is your fault for trusting us.
00:58Okay, one more thing, exposures.
00:59We're going to break it up.
00:59Let's go for next to you.
01:00I'm going to break it up.
01:10I'm going to break it up.
01:13You know what?
01:26What?
01:27okay one more thing i have noticed that some of our adoptable cats are getting a little bit
01:30chunky okay let's not body shame the animals trust me the shame is not with the cat
01:35okay uh meeting adjourned unless anyone has anything else i got something why are you
01:39drinking shreds coffee oh whoops a doodle do i must have picked up the wrong drink in the kitchen
01:47earlier yeah yeah yeah been looking all over for this there you go just get these cuties off right
01:59forgot i ordered six shots of espresso yeah so good now you remember okay we're done here uh frank
02:07i still need your paperwork for the 24 animals you brought in for the jack bauer i would do it
02:12but
02:12stapler's broken okay you have been making excuses not to do this paperwork for weeks now
02:17each moment i waste on paperwork another animal dies you're making this office into a sarah mclaughlin
02:22commercial that's inaccurate and also very dark for 8 a.m i just need the paperwork by the end
02:27of the day please and find another stapler wait wait you don't think i've thought of that because
02:32they're all broken that's not possible oh my god this one's just a top what are you guys doing to
02:39these things okay well you don't need a stapler to finish the paperwork but i will put in a written
02:45request to the supply warehouse can't you see we are hostages to bureaucracy filling out forms to get
02:51stuff we need to fill out forms we don't want to we can't live like this we have to rise
02:57up who is with
02:58me i'm not with you because it's a stapler just do your paperwork
03:06i'm in you missed the moment no i mean we had momentum wait that coffee cup snafu way too close
03:14yes listen next time i'll make sure they don't write my name on both coffees when we have a sleepover
03:18i am just really scared that we're gonna get sloppy and then people are gonna find out and then i'm
03:22gonna have to wear the scarlet p for power dynamic imbalance okay hey you're spiraling a little bit it
03:27might be the gallon of coffee you drink every day huh i'm literally vibrating right now that's because you're
03:31candy ass green tea boy i'm so sorry i think i'm in withdrawal it's okay victoria's the only one
03:37that knows and she's a vault yes but that's only because she doesn't have anyone to gossip with it
03:41means the exponential rule of gossip when two people know something they talk someone overhears and then
03:45the rumor mill is fully operational oh god hello what the hell was that coffee cup fiesco might as well
03:51take your tops off and motorboat each other you guys are so lucky that i have no one to talk
03:54to
03:54about this if i could i would i'd be yapping what did i just say exponential rule of gossip she
03:59did
03:59just say this lock it up okay and stagger your exits we're not that sloppy hey trekkie i just got
04:06a call from wellington prep and they do they want my blood i paid my tuition i know i did
04:11actually
04:11there's a loose squirrel in the building oh well how did the squirrel get in for free dude talk about
04:16something else please let it go yeah patel i know that's your kid's school do you want the call or
04:20is
04:20that weird no i want it i 100 percent want it actually because i can't wait to go and see
04:24the
04:25eddie no god no there's a cannon that they fired high noon great they should point it at the square
04:30and save us a trip but then we'd want to see that too wouldn't we that'd be nice
04:37finally got the rhythm for this hold me down watch this
04:41so you're still on hold of the supply warehouse supply warehouse no what are you doing we're cutting
04:46through the red tape of bureaucracy with a 10 year old pair of rusty safety scissors you do not call
04:50the supply warehouse okay arnie the warehouse manager has to be handled very delicately or he buries your
04:55request at the bottom of the pile i'm gonna get this done that's why you brought me in i didn't
04:59bring
04:59you in jiminy crickets i am this close to getting the scandinavian label maker that i requested four
05:04months ago it does fonts and are we in blue man group could you just stop drumming maybe i forgot
05:09i was
05:10doing it so 10 38 good time for a second lunch play me out then follow wow this place is
05:17so nice
05:18all of the toilet stores still had their doors vice principal richardson hello nice to see you
05:23don't worry we've uh captured this interloper you straight to detention hey mr patel i'm glad you're
05:29here and not just for the rabid squirrel oh no this girl isn't rabid she's just in heat
05:33probably ran in here to hide from all the males i wanted to express my condolences on the loss of
05:38your
05:38uncle i hope addie's back in school soon well thank you so much for saying that i'll pass it
05:43on to her good seeing you i didn't know your uncle died i'm so sorry oh he's perfectly alive i
05:49just
05:49didn't want her to know that i'm raising a filthy little liar no she's at a muffler shop that little
05:56no it's moving she's at a boutique eddie's skipping school to go shopping maybe i do like her
06:02nah i don't so i had a crazy idea for lunch instead of going to a bar and watching tv
06:08like
06:08we usually do we get a booth maybe make a little eye contact talk about shred we're not going to
06:13lunch we have our most dangerous assignment what acquiring a state-issued eight-dollar
06:17stapler without paperwork emily specifically said not to talk to arnie you know blind devotion to me
06:22used to be your greatest quality but something changed something shifted like when did you start
06:27drinking espresso i'm very cosmopolitan actually you think that focaccia is a country six espresso
06:33shots is at emily's unhinged order no no no it was but a barista's error but and another thing you
06:39used to spend i'd say eighty percent of our truck rides pining over emily but now that you're both
06:43single not a peep no no i'm just over her man okay like i i watched her blow her nose
06:49and look at
06:50it was freaking gross does espresso make you sweat is that what where'd you get that from home that's
06:58like an adult with a regular bandage you only wear ninja turtles who's is that mine emily's
07:06you're having secret sex with the boss
07:13i'll take that as confirmation hey thank you for picking me up that hurt a lot more than i thought
07:20it would all right here's the deal i'm gonna need you to not say anything about me and emily you
07:25are
07:25underestimating just how disinterested i am in your love life yeah brother i need you to sheath that
07:30sarcasm sword and i need you to promise me you won't tell anybody especially emily this whole thing's
07:35already got her on edge oh i won't tell i mean if you go to the warehouse with me frank
07:41blackmail
07:42come on you're better than that i'm not
07:48hi frank show up please sing 22. this won't take long just need a box of full strip staplers and
07:53tundra gray interesting i didn't see a requisition form come through no i didn't submit one not really
07:59a paperwork kind of guy that's unfortunate i mean is it necessary it's just a stupid piece of paper
08:06now you install my forms i'm gonna have to politely ask you to leave or or
08:23i'm sorry this is kind of freaking me out can we just leave and maybe i'll buy you a stapler
08:27i'm in the
08:28middle of staring contest right now and you just made me realize how dry my eyes are damn it yep
08:32let's go
08:33are you sure she's here because like these clothes are quite cool see that blue's so interesting
08:39hi ma'am can i offer you something from our you should be in school collection i knew i should
08:42have left my phone in my locker you tell me why you're not in school right now or i'm gonna
08:46do
08:46the k-pop dance right here for everyone oh you don't oh my god stop fine i'm being bullied
08:55by zoe
08:58she's like the most popular girl in school dad her mom lives in france yeah and i live in constant
09:04fear that your pants are on fire because you are a liar liar yeah i can see exactly what you're
09:10doing stay there over here these are lovely aren't they eddie's 100 getting bullied oh don't be a
09:16sucker she just wants to waste my money in a different location you want to know how i know this
09:21and it might blow your mind i was a bully yeah that's i just assumed and i would have gone
09:27after
09:27eddie on day one look at her she's wearing both halves of a best friend's necklace and i just see
09:35a really normal girl with a really hot dad okay i know what i'm talking about because i was a
09:39monster
09:40they wanted to make a documentary about me
09:47okay
09:50yeah it was a tough break but hey let's go get that bro lunch we're not going to lunch until
09:54i pry
09:55open the window of government inefficiency and take what i deserve wait are you talking about
09:59breaking and entering a b e you're talking b and e's right now i can't do a b e frank
10:03oh yes you can
10:04unless you want me to tell your very neurotic girlfriend that i know a secret that'll rip her
10:08world apart what is your end game frank i mean let's say you get the stapler you're still gonna
10:12have to do that paperwork oh well we've got thousands of excuses hand cramp religious holiday
10:16back cramp i can kick this down the road until retirement you're insane brother and it sounds
10:22like you're cramping a lot we got to get you some potassium supplements or something
10:24what i gotta get is an accomplice fine let's get this over with
10:32okay you got this kid you got that all right stay strong no yeah i really hope she crumbles
10:40because if she transfers schools i save so much money you don't know what zoe could do to her
10:44long term to this day i still get messages from women saying that little vicky ruined their lives
10:48well i certainly don't want that for addy yeah god you know what it just wrecks me that
10:53all the swagger like skipped a generation right the the swagger look in fire
11:00that must be her you know what i'm gonna go talk to the vice principal ask her to make an
11:04announcement to the entire school and then they all find out it is like you have a playbook on how
11:08to
11:08create scarring memories you've got to stop i'll talk to zoe cool guilt cool you know
11:18why are you doing that with your hair
11:23hey girl you are so dope i love i love that bit um question and this is like super cringy
11:31um do you think
11:32you could be like chiller to eddie are you somebody's mom is somebody missing their mom nope
11:39no i'm not that much older than you i'm like borderline big sister age maybe you need to
11:43spend less time looking up teen slang on chat gbt because it's giving you a
11:47technique wrinkles in the front hump in the back you're a humpback whale
11:51hum back
11:58what did you do i hate finding
12:05ah you gotta push right at your feet put your hands above your head i am
12:13perfect execution
12:15okay i'm up here break where's your hand break your hand
12:19my relationship's exposed i'm being blackmailed and committing a crime
12:23caffeine's a gateway drug frank oh here they are this is it
12:32and pre-loaded
12:45frank frank that was too close we can't keep going stop
12:51stop stop i can't stop i've asked you to leave he asked you to leave
12:59now you don't get to leave now you don't johnny let me have my moment
13:03now you don't get to leave and swarm unbelievable frank swore
13:16all i wanted was a little bit of lunch with my bro soup half a sandwich regular stuff and now
13:22i'm
13:22here prisoner of a war i wanted no part of we are all prisoners in the war against bureaucracy
13:27glad you're finally figuring that out look upon my things look upon my beautiful things in despair
13:37yeah i'm pretty sure this counts as kidnapping
13:41i don't want a victim blame but we did break in it's kind of a legal watch
13:44it's weakness dry erase markers magnets so strong they could hold up even your ego
13:50and it could have all been yours if you just filled out the proper paperwork
13:58arnie um emily from precinct 22 thank you so much for calling me instead of the police and
14:03i'm so sorry about shred and frank it was disappointing oh it is definitely disappointing
14:09and i certainly hope it won't affect what i feel is a wonderful working relationship
14:15you put in for the copenhagen label maker didn't you um yes i did and i am excited
14:24yep that's the one that's me i filled it out in a blue ballpoint ink just like you requested
14:38realistically i'm looking at 2027 aren't i if things break your way
14:44well that girl was mean
14:48are you uh trying to fix my hump yeah i am so he destroyed me and now i know what
14:54all the girls
14:54i tormented felt like first time experiencing empathy from this day forward i'm turning over
14:59a new leaf i'm never going to be mean ever again well you can't become a better person just yet
15:04we
15:04still got to figure out what to do with zoe no i'm out of the game that's just it's not
15:08who i am
15:08anymore if she's making you feel like this imagine what she's doing all those kids at wellington
15:12we need to stop her for addy no okay well maybe we need to do this for all the kids
15:18tormented
15:19by little vicky so what do you say one last job
15:29why do we need to find zoe's car how about we leave the revenge to little vicky
15:33found it now what oh great i don't even have to break in huh
15:38wait until the male squirrels get with these pheromones no it's not gonna come and get it boy
15:48you're a sick genius
15:56real pranks on these horny boys all that anticipation just to end up alone with a towel
16:02hitting too close to hard oh yeah you know i expected this out of you frank you expected us
16:08to get kidnapped by an office supply warlord in pleated pants never mind but shred i am really
16:13disappointed in you i have been working my tush off for months to get that label maker and you know
16:17it
16:17my drawers they're unlabeled my file folders they're handwritten tabs the spot on my desk where a label
16:23maker should be that's empty shred there's nothing there emily he knows that i'm your boss and you're
16:29my employee in a normal working relationship emily he knows we're star-crossed lovers
16:34why you you told him no i didn't tell him he figured it out he's too good at noticing
16:42wow okay that's that everybody's gonna find out and oh my god i am the harvey weinstein of seattle
16:49government so i'm so glad that i have a pre-written apology to the city on my notes app
16:53no oh my god hey no if you go down i'm going down with you although i don't i don't
16:58think we
16:59should use the phrase going down in any official capacity all right all right guys guys i'm not
17:04gonna tell anyone as long as as long as what don't take the bait emily okay it's a slippery slope
17:12he
17:12never stops taking i'm a man of honor and i would never abuse this new power he says stuff like
17:19that
17:19he doesn't quiet the big boys are talking all right frank name your price
17:32remember those have my name on them so half-ass it the same way i would
17:36wait remind me why are we doing frank's paperwork again yeah well you know frank's rescues really
17:41benefit all of us so it only makes sense that we should all share in the act of look i
17:45don't know
17:45i'll just buy you guys pizza okay for myself i will have a green goddess salad with dressing on the
17:50side uh-huh addy says the whole school thinks i squirled zoe's car so now i'm cool we did it
17:59we
17:59did it take that zoe being popular is the best it's like being mayor but you have actual power good
18:03thing high school goes by prison rules
18:11i saw that little look between you shred and emily i know you know i know nothing right yeah i
18:17forgot you're a terrible detective you'd never be able to piece that together on your own okay i knew
18:22for months before they told me but that's not a confirmation you have to gossip with me because
18:26i have had nobody to talk to about this and you still don't no you're no fun all right yeah
18:32they're
18:33not the worst couple in the world wow that's so lovely but your best man speech will have to be
18:37better than that well obviously i would be the efficient i mean if they make it that far but
18:41office romance has never done well i think if it's for the right person it's worth the risk
18:48imagine risking it all for shred i'm sensing a little bit of jealousy are you jealous i could steal
18:55him from her in a heartbeat only if you're willing to do what emily does with him which i'm assuming
18:58is
18:59some very intense hand holding see us handsome i love your backpack what time do you jump
19:08hey uh i was hoping i could have off i know what you're doing you're gonna blackmail me to get
19:15what
19:15you want forever great you get it so about the next 36 fridays see that's where you're wrong because
19:21i am in fact reverse blackmailing you shred lights sorry frank but also aha
19:29the greatest magicians have something to learn from mr mustafeli's magical turn
19:51oh should i keep going very good
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