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00:00:05so i'm flying the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out
00:00:10all right it's about that time so are you kissing anybody at midnight
00:00:21yeah him hi
00:00:23six five four three two one
00:00:55you have a cute scar it's just my birthmark do you want me to stop to me now
00:01:03i don't want you to stop
00:01:13you
00:01:14you
00:01:14you
00:01:15you
00:01:22you
00:01:22you
00:01:22you
00:01:23you
00:01:35Ah, I was so drunk last night.
00:01:38I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:44I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:52Happy New Year.
00:01:53Sam, it's me.
00:01:54Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:57I don't care how, just do it.
00:01:59I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:09Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:12I need grandkids.
00:02:14I need you to...
00:02:14Message received, Mom.
00:02:16I need to go now.
00:02:17I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:27Seven years.
00:02:29Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:31Why do you still haunt me?
00:02:40Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:42Boss, it's been years.
00:02:47I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:49Your vest, sir.
00:02:51But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:02:53She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:55Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:56And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:59We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:03Good.
00:03:04Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:08Hi.
00:03:09One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:11And one hot chocolate.
00:03:14I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:17Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:23Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:25It's just for Christmas.
00:03:26But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:29Where's my real one?
00:03:37I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:49Tammy!
00:03:50No!
00:03:51What?
00:03:58Tammy!
00:03:58No, I'm sorry.
00:04:01I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Mommy, hurry.
00:04:08Your fake Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:21He's gorgeous.
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30Why does she feel so familiar here?
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red dot.
00:04:34You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:37So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we hired, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:44What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:48Max, Aurelius.
00:04:49Eva.
00:04:51I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess mom gets her grandkid too.
00:05:01So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:12Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:15Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:19You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:21Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:26and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:28And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:31so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:35So she's getting pressure from her folks too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:39But you have to help me get my mom off my case too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:03Oh, clean up nice.
00:06:05This is my wedding day after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:17God, you're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:19Love.
00:06:39One, two.
00:06:41Okay.
00:06:43Well, I think we got it.
00:06:44Oh, I need some photos of us together too
00:06:48to prove to my parents
00:06:49that I'm actually married
00:06:50and have a happy family.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:52Of course.
00:07:03Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:05From my family to you.
00:07:15Bad news, boss.
00:07:16The agency said that the girl
00:07:17that they recruited to be your fake wife
00:07:19bailed last minute.
00:07:20Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22Then who is...
00:07:25Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever.
00:07:29It doesn't matter.
00:07:31I've got what I need.
00:07:34Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:36I already found someone.
00:07:42Okay.
00:07:43Well,
00:07:43I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:45Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:47Christmas shopping?
00:07:48I should come.
00:07:50Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:52in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:54I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:56It'll make it more believable.
00:08:01Fine.
00:08:02Yeah, fine.
00:08:03Okay.
00:08:03You can come.
00:08:11Let's go.
00:08:12Which mall are we going to?
00:08:14Um,
00:08:14I think I'm going to go out there.
00:08:16Oh,
00:08:16let's go to the bank.
00:08:22What the actual fuck?
00:08:28Sam,
00:08:28is Maximus pulling another one
00:08:31of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:33Give me a DNA test
00:08:35for that little girl
00:08:36that he's with.
00:08:40She does kind of look like him.
00:08:45So when we give these gifts
00:08:46to my parents,
00:08:47we will say they're from you.
00:08:50Here,
00:08:50let me get this.
00:08:53I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:55Also,
00:08:56I was, uh,
00:08:58thinking
00:08:58that
00:08:59since we're married,
00:09:00we should probably
00:09:02kiss
00:09:03once or twice
00:09:05in front of them.
00:09:07Okay.
00:09:08Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:10No,
00:09:11no,
00:09:11definitely not.
00:09:12And absolutely no.
00:09:13Sex?
00:09:14Yes.
00:09:15This is strictly business.
00:09:17Hmm.
00:09:18Anything physical
00:09:19outside of that
00:09:19is not happening.
00:09:21What?
00:09:23Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want Piper
00:09:27to have messy complications
00:09:28getting in the way
00:09:29of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:39Here.
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:41I'd never let my woman
00:09:42pick up the tab.
00:09:45Well,
00:09:45I'm not your woman
00:09:46and this isn't
00:09:47a real relationship
00:09:48and I don't want
00:09:49your money.
00:09:51Attention shoppers,
00:09:52all bakery items
00:09:53are now 50% off.
00:09:5550% off pies?
00:09:56Quick,
00:09:56go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5812 pumpkin pies,
00:09:59I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind.
00:10:01Hurry up and go.
00:10:02Go.
00:10:02What are you standing here for?
00:10:05Hello there.
00:10:06Hi.
00:10:07You ready?
00:10:07Yes.
00:10:08Yeah,
00:10:08just these things.
00:10:09Okay,
00:10:09great.
00:10:10We have a holiday special today.
00:10:12Spend $500,
00:10:13get 10% off
00:10:15and you are just short
00:10:16$15 if you want
00:10:17to take advantage
00:10:17of the deal.
00:10:18Oh,
00:10:18great.
00:10:19Yeah,
00:10:19what do you have
00:10:20that's just $15?
00:10:22You get a move on.
00:10:24I just got here.
00:10:25Relax.
00:10:27Yeah,
00:10:27yeah.
00:10:30Here,
00:10:30this will do the trick.
00:10:32Okay,
00:10:32thank you.
00:10:34Hurry up and pay.
00:10:38I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:40You can wait your turn.
00:10:46Damn,
00:10:47my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:54Oh,
00:10:55wait,
00:10:55wait,
00:10:55not the pies,
00:10:56not the pies.
00:10:56Okay,
00:10:57just set those on top.
00:11:03Hi,
00:11:03guys.
00:11:05I'm going to hand you
00:11:06all these pies.
00:11:11Of quarters.
00:11:12Thank you so much.
00:11:13Of course,
00:11:14I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:16She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:18Don't worry,
00:11:18I have enough for everybody.
00:11:20Just to give it away.
00:11:22Merry Christmas.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:29What?
00:11:30Do you do that often?
00:11:32As often as I can.
00:11:37We should go.
00:11:38We got to pick up paper.
00:11:43Watch out.
00:12:03You done feeling me up?
00:12:06Shut up.
00:12:07Oh,
00:12:07sorry.
00:12:07I was just in character,
00:12:08wifey.
00:12:09Well,
00:12:09stay out of character
00:12:10until Christmas.
00:12:16And don't be late.
00:12:19Okay.
00:12:20Okay.
00:12:22Okay.
00:12:23Okay.
00:12:24Okay.
00:12:29Harrison Group?
00:12:30Do you do construction
00:12:31for them or something?
00:12:33Sort of.
00:12:34Not that I'm judging.
00:12:36I just need to get
00:12:37my story straight
00:12:38or my mom will eat
00:12:39both of us alive.
00:12:41Why don't we say
00:12:42that you do mid-level
00:12:42management for Harrison Group?
00:12:44I think that's respectful.
00:12:47Can we pick another company?
00:12:48No.
00:12:49Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:51And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:52My cousin's husband
00:12:53works for them too.
00:12:54So,
00:12:55perfect.
00:12:59Oh,
00:13:00and,
00:13:00uh,
00:13:01wear something nice
00:13:02for Christmas dinner?
00:13:03Don't worry.
00:13:04Okay,
00:13:04I clean up nicely.
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:09Too much.
00:13:30Let's go, Sam.
00:13:32It's time to check out
00:13:33the new HQ site.
00:13:34Hold on,
00:13:35you're covered in water
00:13:35and you have a hair
00:13:36on your shoulder
00:13:37and it's not yours.
00:13:39It's my daughter's.
00:13:41Lauders.
00:13:43give me a DNA test
00:13:44for that little girl
00:13:45that he's with.
00:14:00Hey, there they are!
00:14:02Hey!
00:14:02Hey!
00:14:03I'm so excited!
00:14:05Oh,
00:14:05I love that.
00:14:07I'm so excited.
00:14:08Oh,
00:14:08I missed you.
00:14:10So,
00:14:10where's this mysterious
00:14:12husband we heard all about?
00:14:14He's coming.
00:14:15Please don't tell me
00:14:16Maximus failed.
00:14:17Good,
00:14:17good,
00:14:18good.
00:14:19So,
00:14:20heard you got
00:14:21a new hubby,
00:14:22sweetie.
00:14:23When's he arriving?
00:14:24Oh,
00:14:25it's probably
00:14:26just some story
00:14:27she cooked up
00:14:28to stop people talking.
00:14:29Poor thing.
00:14:30Not surprising.
00:14:31I mean,
00:14:32she's 30.
00:14:33Once a woman
00:14:33hits that age,
00:14:34you become undateable.
00:14:36Plus,
00:14:37a kid looks so bad
00:14:38on dating apps.
00:14:42This is exactly
00:14:43why I refuse
00:14:44to come home single
00:14:44this Christmas.
00:14:45Auntie Pamela,
00:14:47Debbie,
00:14:48my dating life,
00:14:49quite frankly,
00:14:49is none of your concern.
00:14:51We're only worried
00:14:52about you.
00:14:53All these years
00:14:54without a husband.
00:14:55Zip it,
00:14:56Pamela.
00:14:57You know,
00:14:58you always
00:14:59spoiled her rotten.
00:15:00And look what happened.
00:15:01She got knocked up
00:15:03out of wedlock
00:15:03raising a kid
00:15:04all alone.
00:15:05I'm not alone.
00:15:07Mm-hmm.
00:15:08And what does
00:15:09this mysterious
00:15:10husband do?
00:15:13He's a manager.
00:15:15Manager?
00:15:16Of what?
00:15:17Trash?
00:15:20Probably a cover
00:15:21for criminal activity.
00:15:24You don't have to
00:15:25lie to us, Eva.
00:15:26Actually,
00:15:29he's right here.
00:15:32Oh, wow.
00:15:34Wow.
00:15:36He is really
00:15:37good looking.
00:15:38Ah,
00:15:39must be AI.
00:15:41Mm-hmm.
00:15:41Congratulations,
00:15:42Eva,
00:15:43on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:44Thank.
00:15:45That's enough.
00:15:46She's our daughter
00:15:47and your niece.
00:15:48Show some respect.
00:15:50Remember last year
00:15:51when I introduced you
00:15:52to my husband's nephew,
00:15:54William,
00:15:55and you turned him down?
00:15:57Well, guess what?
00:15:58William works
00:15:59for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:01Makes 500 grand
00:16:02a year.
00:16:04That's half a million.
00:16:06Half a million.
00:16:07Girls are lining up
00:16:09for him
00:16:09all the way
00:16:10to New York.
00:16:11And speak of the devil.
00:16:16Willie,
00:16:17you've made it.
00:16:28There you are.
00:16:30Oh, look at you now.
00:16:33Living the dream.
00:16:34Just think, Eva.
00:16:36Well, you could be
00:16:37driving around
00:16:38in a car like that
00:16:39had you not married
00:16:40that criminal waste manager.
00:16:42So married, huh?
00:16:44Is it serious?
00:16:46That's what marriage is.
00:16:48It's pretty serious.
00:16:50Wow.
00:16:51You must have rushed
00:16:52the time they're not, huh?
00:16:53Makes sense, though.
00:16:55You not being
00:16:56a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:58Dragging that kid around
00:16:59with no daddy.
00:17:00Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:03Meanwhile, you're climbing
00:17:04the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:06That's right.
00:17:08Just bought this brand new suit
00:17:10with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:12Women love a man in red.
00:17:14Sexy.
00:17:15Like Santa Claus.
00:17:17When I sit on my lap.
00:17:19Don't touch me.
00:17:20Oh, so entitled.
00:17:23Williams,
00:17:23a successful man,
00:17:25a taste,
00:17:25not waste.
00:17:26And yet,
00:17:27for some reason,
00:17:28he's willing
00:17:29to overlook
00:17:29your baggage.
00:17:31I mean,
00:17:31look at that car.
00:17:33Did your husband
00:17:34afford anything
00:17:35even close to that?
00:17:36Think of the life
00:17:37I can give you
00:17:37and Piper
00:17:38with all my
00:17:38Harrison Group money.
00:17:40Ditch your nobody husband
00:17:41and marry me instead.
00:17:44I wouldn't marry you
00:17:45if you were
00:17:46the last man on Earth.
00:17:52My mom would never marry.
00:17:54She already has us
00:17:54and he's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:00Is that so?
00:18:01Well then,
00:18:02where is he?
00:18:04Because I don't see him.
00:18:06Does anyone see him?
00:18:09No.
00:18:10Just like I thought.
00:18:12Telling lies
00:18:13just like Mommy.
00:18:15That puts you
00:18:16on the naughty list.
00:18:17And let me show you
00:18:19what happens
00:18:19to the naughty children.
00:18:23Hey.
00:18:24Mommy.
00:18:25Hey.
00:18:25Are you okay?
00:18:26She is.
00:18:27Oh my God.
00:18:29I'm gonna take her in
00:18:30and get her packed up,
00:18:30okay?
00:18:31Come on now.
00:18:32Let's go.
00:18:34What the hell's
00:18:34the matter with you?
00:18:36How dare you
00:18:37put your filthy hands
00:18:38on my daughter?
00:18:40Let me go.
00:18:41Now,
00:18:42why would I go
00:18:43and do a thing like that
00:18:44when I'm having
00:18:45such a good time?
00:18:46Let me go!
00:18:48Let me go!
00:19:02Touch my wife again
00:19:03and I will snap
00:19:04every finger
00:19:05that you've got.
00:19:09Max, you came.
00:19:11Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:14Where's Piper?
00:19:16William Hitter?
00:19:18Mom,
00:19:18death,
00:19:19take her inside.
00:19:20Well, it looks like
00:19:21we have a real Grinch
00:19:21to dispose of.
00:19:23Well, well, well.
00:19:24If it isn't
00:19:25a waste marriage
00:19:26I've been hearing
00:19:26so much about.
00:19:28That's right.
00:19:30Now, I'm about
00:19:31to take out
00:19:31the trash.
00:19:34Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:36It's an honor
00:19:37to meet you.
00:19:38I'm Max.
00:19:39Eva told us
00:19:39all about you
00:19:40from New York,
00:19:41polite, handsome,
00:19:43just like she said.
00:19:45Wow.
00:19:46He was an AI.
00:19:48See?
00:19:49He's real.
00:19:50And he's more
00:19:51of a man here
00:19:52than William
00:19:52would ever dream to be.
00:19:53You son of a bitch.
00:19:55You just ruined my suit.
00:19:56And watch the way
00:19:57that you drive that
00:19:59pristine automobile.
00:20:01That car?
00:20:02Oh, my God.
00:20:03That's worth
00:20:04more than a house.
00:20:06That car?
00:20:07It was all over
00:20:07the news
00:20:08when the CEO
00:20:09of the Harrison Group
00:20:09bought it.
00:20:11Wait.
00:20:13Are you?
00:20:18Like I said,
00:20:19I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:21And that's all
00:20:22he needs to know.
00:20:23I'm not here
00:20:24to put on a show
00:20:24for anyone.
00:20:25You really are a criminal,
00:20:26aren't you?
00:20:27You stole it.
00:20:28That car belongs
00:20:29to the CEO
00:20:30of my company.
00:20:31Jesus.
00:20:32How did you get away
00:20:33with it?
00:20:33That's what I want
00:20:34to know.
00:20:35Enough, please.
00:20:38I trust my daughter.
00:20:40She would never
00:20:41marry a criminal.
00:20:44Max,
00:20:44be honest with me.
00:20:46Where did that car
00:20:47come from?
00:20:48How much do you want
00:20:49for it?
00:20:50I'll pay you
00:20:51more money
00:20:51than you'd make
00:20:52three lifetimes.
00:20:54Sir,
00:20:55you need a breath, man.
00:20:59Hey, that's it!
00:21:00I'm calling the cops!
00:21:01Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:03Wait.
00:21:04What?
00:21:05Are you feeling
00:21:06nervous, Eva?
00:21:08Oh, well,
00:21:10two ways.
00:21:16Listen, hon.
00:21:17I believe you.
00:21:19But how could Max
00:21:21afford a car like that?
00:21:23Mr. Smith,
00:21:24don't worry.
00:21:25It's my car.
00:21:26Okay?
00:21:26It's not stolen.
00:21:27Yeah?
00:21:28If it's yours,
00:21:29then prove it.
00:21:31Cops will be here
00:21:32in 15 minutes.
00:21:33Enjoy Christmas
00:21:34behind bars.
00:21:35Okay.
00:21:36I'll prove that
00:21:36it's mine.
00:21:37But then you have
00:21:38to get lost.
00:21:39And never show
00:21:40your face around
00:21:41my wife or child
00:21:41again.
00:21:42Oh, so you're
00:21:43a tough guy, huh?
00:21:44Well, I hope
00:21:45they serve eggnog
00:21:46in prison.
00:21:47Loser!
00:21:47Say one more word
00:21:48and I'll give him
00:21:49a real reason
00:21:49to take me in.
00:21:52Jesus.
00:21:53Maybe he is
00:21:54a crime boss.
00:21:55He's kind of
00:21:56sexy, though.
00:21:59Here.
00:22:00Title and proof
00:22:01of ownership.
00:22:09Mr. Harrison?
00:22:14Mr. Harrison?
00:22:17Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Just leave me alone.
00:22:22Merry Christmas,
00:22:22Willie.
00:22:23Now get the fuck
00:22:24out of here
00:22:25before I kick your ass
00:22:26all the way up
00:22:26to the North Pole.
00:22:27Yes, sir!
00:22:28I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:31Please,
00:22:31come on,
00:22:32I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:32Come on!
00:22:33Please!
00:22:43Oh, that William!
00:22:45What a jerk, huh?
00:22:47You fooled me!
00:22:48What can I say?
00:22:49Let's not let this
00:22:50little misunderstanding
00:22:51ruin the holidays.
00:22:53Oh, now you don't
00:22:54want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:55Oh, come on, Ada!
00:22:56We were just
00:22:57looking out for you!
00:22:59Please forgive us,
00:23:00Mr. Harrison.
00:23:00You know my
00:23:01youngest son
00:23:02is graduating soon.
00:23:04Do you think
00:23:05that you could
00:23:06help him
00:23:07get his foot
00:23:07in the door?
00:23:07A job
00:23:08at the Harrison
00:23:09group,
00:23:09even in the
00:23:10mail room,
00:23:11would open doors.
00:23:12We are family,
00:23:13aren't we?
00:23:14Family takes
00:23:15care of each other.
00:23:18If you guys
00:23:18want a job
00:23:19at the Harrison
00:23:19group,
00:23:20you can put
00:23:20in an application
00:23:21like everyone else.
00:23:22Happy Gail,
00:23:23come on,
00:23:23talk to her
00:23:24for us.
00:23:25Didn't you just
00:23:26say that my
00:23:27daughter was
00:23:27undateable?
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:29You need to take
00:23:30care of your
00:23:31own issues first.
00:23:32My daughter
00:23:33is just far
00:23:34too busy
00:23:34for your best
00:23:35life.
00:23:36My new
00:23:36son-in-law.
00:23:38Come on,
00:23:38guys,
00:23:39let's go in.
00:23:39Welcome to the
00:23:40family.
00:23:44Welcome.
00:23:45Come on.
00:23:45Come on.
00:23:49This is your
00:23:50fault,
00:23:51Pam.
00:23:51You can't tell
00:23:52the difference
00:23:53between AI
00:23:54and reality.
00:23:55My fault.
00:23:56You were the
00:23:57one who was
00:23:57pushing her
00:23:57onto that
00:23:58worm,
00:23:59William.
00:24:00Oh!
00:24:09Hey,
00:24:10how do you
00:24:10have that car?
00:24:11And how do you
00:24:12know the CEO
00:24:12of Harrison
00:24:13group?
00:24:13And how do you
00:24:14I told you,
00:24:15I work for
00:24:15Harrison group,
00:24:16remember?
00:24:17I have a friend
00:24:18in high places.
00:24:19A friend who
00:24:20just hands you
00:24:21keys to million
00:24:22dollar one-of-a-kind
00:24:23luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:25It's the season
00:24:26of giving.
00:24:26He knows people,
00:24:28has connections.
00:24:29He's a big deal
00:24:30kind of guy.
00:24:32You're a crime
00:24:32boss, aren't you?
00:24:33And you best
00:24:34not forget it,
00:24:35capisce?
00:24:36Oh, my God,
00:24:36just don't blow
00:24:37your cover.
00:24:39Dad!
00:24:40Mom!
00:24:41Thank you so much
00:24:42for letting Max
00:24:43and I stay in your
00:24:44home.
00:24:44Oh, honey.
00:24:45We're just so happy
00:24:46that you found
00:24:47such a handsome,
00:24:49strong,
00:24:50good-looking.
00:24:51I think they get it.
00:24:55How's Piper?
00:24:57Oh, she's fine.
00:24:58One of you guys
00:24:58just gets settled in
00:25:00and we will go
00:25:01check on her.
00:25:01And if your mom
00:25:02takes a cold shower,
00:25:04we'll come back
00:25:05and finish decorating
00:25:06the tree.
00:25:06Great.
00:25:07See you in a bit.
00:25:08Joey?
00:25:09What are you doing?
00:25:12Okay.
00:25:14Hey, was that not
00:25:15a breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax.
00:25:21It was just a hug.
00:25:23Ugh.
00:25:25We just got here
00:25:26and I'm already
00:25:27exhausted.
00:25:28You'll be okay.
00:25:29It's just one week.
00:25:30Kill me now.
00:25:31Well, I would,
00:25:32but I need to get paid.
00:25:38What are you doing?
00:25:41That's weird.
00:25:42They were so lovey-dovey
00:25:43just a second ago.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45Something just falls off.
00:25:47That's ridiculous.
00:25:49I mean,
00:25:49what do you want
00:25:50to go do?
00:25:51Make out progress
00:25:52to prove it?
00:25:55Later.
00:26:03Here we go.
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in,
00:26:07honey.
00:26:08Everything looks amazing
00:26:09and happy holidays.
00:26:10To the newest member
00:26:11of our family,
00:26:12Max.
00:26:13Oh.
00:26:15Welcome.
00:26:16Cheers.
00:26:16Thank you,
00:26:17Smith.
00:26:18Looks great.
00:26:19Oh, just call me mom,
00:26:20honey.
00:26:21I had no idea
00:26:22what you liked,
00:26:22so I just whipped up
00:26:24a little bit of everything.
00:26:25But we all know
00:26:26what Eva's favorite
00:26:28Christmas dish is,
00:26:29right?
00:26:30Oh, no.
00:26:31Mom's testing him.
00:26:32She's trying to see
00:26:32if he's legit.
00:26:34You mean to tell me
00:26:34you two are married
00:26:35and you don't even know
00:26:36my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow.
00:26:41Eva, sweetie.
00:26:43Kicking my foot.
00:26:44Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:49It's okay.
00:26:50Look, mom,
00:26:51of course he knows it's...
00:26:52I would like to hear
00:26:53Max say it.
00:27:0612 pumpkin pies.
00:27:08Did I hear this right?
00:27:09They're the best kind.
00:27:12Well, of course.
00:27:13It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:15See?
00:27:16Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good,
00:27:18but something still falls off.
00:27:20Mom,
00:27:21don't make it weird,
00:27:22okay?
00:27:23We had a whirlwind romance
00:27:25and we eloped
00:27:26before we got to know
00:27:27everything about each other,
00:27:28but our marriage is real.
00:27:30I guess your mom's
00:27:32just watching too many
00:27:33of those real short shows.
00:27:34Ah,
00:27:35now those
00:27:36are quality.
00:27:38Okay,
00:27:39well,
00:27:39then answer this.
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:45Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:49I knew it was a good idea
00:27:50to pick this up.
00:27:52Well,
00:27:53um,
00:27:54it's...
00:27:54Silly face,
00:27:55dropped it outside
00:27:56on the sidewalk.
00:27:58Luckily,
00:27:58I was there
00:27:59to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face,
00:28:03I am not paying extra
00:28:04for this.
00:28:05Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:07It's Lazarus.
00:28:09It's nice.
00:28:11You can afford this
00:28:12on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:13Well,
00:28:14believe it or not,
00:28:15Ms. Smith,
00:28:15there is a lot of garbage
00:28:16out there.
00:28:17And I'm not just
00:28:18talking about William.
00:28:19I'll bring to that.
00:28:21I agree with you there.
00:28:23So come on, guys,
00:28:24let's see.
00:28:25Come on.
00:28:37And this is where
00:28:39y'all will be staying.
00:28:40I have another room
00:28:42set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:46No complications.
00:28:47Sorry, honey.
00:28:49Uh, mom,
00:28:49you know what?
00:28:50I should stay with Piper
00:28:51tonight.
00:28:52Oh, honey,
00:28:53newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered
00:28:58the city's turning
00:28:59the water off at 10.
00:29:00Something about
00:29:01water conservation.
00:29:02That means you have
00:29:0315 minutes to shower.
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:08Just shower together.
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:14Just shower together.
00:29:16Okay, you guys,
00:29:17have a good night, okay?
00:29:22You hurt.
00:29:45Why are you fripping?
00:29:48Well, I can't take a shower
00:29:49and my clothes are on.
00:29:50Come on,
00:29:51we're wasting time.
00:29:52We have 15 minutes.
00:29:52Nice try.
00:29:53I am not showering with you.
00:29:55All right,
00:29:56sit yourself.
00:29:57All room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:16Come on, Max.
00:30:18Get out of the way.
00:30:20We agreed,
00:30:21nothing physical.
00:30:22You're the one
00:30:22with the dirty thoughts,
00:30:23wifey.
00:30:24Relax.
00:30:25I won't touch you
00:30:27unless you say
00:30:27you want me to.
00:30:30But that'll cost extra.
00:30:33Yeah.
00:30:41In your dreams.
00:30:44Free to join me.
00:31:04You know,
00:31:05if you keep staring at my ass,
00:31:06you're not going to have
00:31:07any shower water left.
00:31:08You wish.
00:31:09Why don't you give in?
00:31:11Pray you'll call for me.
00:31:13It's you who has to worry
00:31:15about resisting me.
00:31:16Oh, yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:30Holy shit.
00:31:34Um,
00:31:35this is, um,
00:31:36this is going to be harder
00:31:37than I thought.
00:31:38But I'll say.
00:31:40What happened
00:31:41to all that cool guy
00:31:41caught dance?
00:31:43Still think you can resist?
00:31:46Baby.
00:31:47I don't think I want you.
00:31:54I shouldn't.
00:31:58Or maybe we should.
00:32:00God,
00:32:01this is such a good kisser.
00:32:02Why does this feel so...
00:32:05familiar?
00:32:11Mom,
00:32:13we're so sexy.
00:32:22Max,
00:32:23we cannot do this.
00:32:25What?
00:32:25I didn't mean to
00:32:26cross any...
00:32:27It's not you, Max.
00:32:28It's us.
00:32:29It's this.
00:32:30This is all an act.
00:32:31Let's not make it
00:32:32more complicated
00:32:32than it is.
00:32:34You're right.
00:32:36I'm sorry.
00:32:38You just need to be sorry.
00:32:39You just...
00:32:48That birthmark.
00:32:53What is that?
00:32:56It's him.
00:32:57The man from New Year's.
00:32:58Is he...
00:32:59Piper's father?
00:33:04Why are you acting?
00:33:07Oh, my God.
00:33:09Max is Piper's father.
00:33:11Are you okay?
00:33:13Yeah.
00:33:14I just, um...
00:33:15I just got lightheaded.
00:33:17I think I just need
00:33:18a few more minutes.
00:33:19Alone.
00:33:21Of course.
00:33:25We have a daughter together.
00:33:27Oh, my God.
00:33:28What do I do?
00:33:35I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:37You can take the bed.
00:33:39Thanks.
00:33:41Hey.
00:33:43Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:45Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:47I'm your husband
00:33:48for the next few days.
00:33:49So if there's something you need,
00:33:50I can help.
00:33:52I want to help.
00:33:54He's Piper's father.
00:33:55He has a right to know.
00:33:59Um, Max...
00:34:00How would you feel
00:34:02if you found out
00:34:03you had a kid?
00:34:07A child?
00:34:09No, no, no.
00:34:10That's...
00:34:11That's impossible.
00:34:12I'm very careful.
00:34:14Mostly.
00:34:17I just mean I'm not the type of guy
00:34:19to sleep around.
00:34:19Family to me
00:34:20is a big commitment
00:34:22and I don't want
00:34:23any loose ends.
00:34:24You know?
00:34:26Right.
00:34:27He wouldn't want a kid
00:34:28tying him down.
00:34:30I shouldn't tell him
00:34:31about Piper.
00:34:32Why do you ask?
00:34:34No reason.
00:34:35Just...
00:34:36Just curious.
00:34:37No, I...
00:34:38I feel like you're
00:34:39going somewhere with this.
00:34:41What?
00:34:42No.
00:34:43Well, then...
00:34:44Can I ask you a question?
00:34:47Shoot.
00:34:52Where did you get these?
00:34:54And how did you know
00:34:55my exact size?
00:34:56I did not get those.
00:34:58I don't know
00:34:59where those came from.
00:35:00Are you sure?
00:35:01You're just not trying
00:35:02to break the contract.
00:35:05Come on.
00:35:06Come on.
00:35:08Woo!
00:35:20Elon.
00:35:21The truth is...
00:35:23is that I...
00:35:26Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:28Just a second.
00:35:30Come in.
00:35:32Hey, hon.
00:35:43Oh!
00:35:44Sorry for interrupting,
00:35:46but Piper is asking
00:35:47for a bedtime story
00:35:49before I tuck her in.
00:35:50Think you could take this one,
00:35:51Dad?
00:35:51We're kind of in the middle
00:35:52of something.
00:35:53I can see that.
00:35:55Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:57I mean, if you don't...
00:35:58If you don't mind.
00:36:00Well, I had a boy.
00:36:01You know what?
00:36:02Just put his shirt on.
00:36:03I'm gonna go get her.
00:36:05Piper!
00:36:05Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:09He sprang to his sleigh
00:36:11to his team
00:36:12gave a whistle
00:36:12and away they all flew
00:36:14like the down of a thistle.
00:36:16But I heard him exclaim
00:36:18as he drove out of sight,
00:36:20Merry Christmas to all
00:36:22and to all
00:36:24a good night.
00:36:27If Piper knew
00:36:28he was her real dad,
00:36:30she'd be over the moon.
00:36:31Good night, Piper.
00:36:37Is her dad still around?
00:36:39Yeah, but he doesn't know it
00:36:41because you're her dad.
00:36:43Uh, no.
00:36:44That man has no idea
00:36:46what a treasure
00:36:49he's missing out on.
00:36:52Do you really think so?
00:36:55From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:57Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:59He deserves to know.
00:37:06Max.
00:37:10You're
00:37:11Piper's father.
00:37:19I'll tell you
00:37:20when the time's right.
00:37:30I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:45Where's Piper?
00:37:47She must have snuck off
00:37:49while we were asleep.
00:38:05God, he said she didn't kiss her.
00:38:15Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:18I don't mind watching.
00:38:23Yeah, this.
00:38:25I remember this.
00:38:37Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:39How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:42Good morning, Ms. Smith.
00:38:44It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:45Wonderful.
00:38:46Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:50Oh, no.
00:38:52What is that?
00:38:53Sardines and saltines.
00:38:54It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:56It was my gram-gram's favorite
00:38:58during wartime.
00:38:59Don't be shy.
00:39:00Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:39:03Max, you don't have to.
00:39:04No, no.
00:39:05It's okay.
00:39:05It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:08Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:38Could I, um,
00:39:39could I have some water, please?
00:39:41That means there's no escaping
00:39:42Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:44What's the deal with them?
00:39:46Every year,
00:39:47Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:49Says Piper's a fatherless brat,
00:39:51and I'm...
00:39:52Hey, don't worry.
00:39:54I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:59Better have Sam on standby tonight,
00:40:01just in case.
00:40:02Well,
00:40:03looks like it's time
00:40:04to get dressed up, then.
00:40:16Wait, that earring.
00:40:19Wait,
00:40:20that earring.
00:40:21You like it?
00:40:23I was so bummed
00:40:24when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:26Did you lose it
00:40:26seven years ago?
00:40:28I don't really remember the details,
00:40:30but luckily,
00:40:31I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:35Right.
00:40:35Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:37Anyone could have it.
00:40:38Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:40She can't be the woman
00:40:41from seven years ago.
00:40:45So,
00:40:46Ava and Piper
00:40:47still aren't here.
00:40:49But Derek said
00:40:50that Ava got married.
00:40:52What kind of man
00:40:53could she possibly have landed?
00:40:56An aging single mom.
00:40:58Slim pickings.
00:40:59I heard
00:41:00he's in waste management.
00:41:02That explains it.
00:41:03She's probably
00:41:04too embarrassed
00:41:05to show up.
00:41:06Oh, please, Miranda.
00:41:08Look,
00:41:08Ava is your niece.
00:41:10Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:12Everyone knows
00:41:12Ava had a kid
00:41:13with a random
00:41:14one-night stand.
00:41:15Her track record
00:41:16speaks for itself.
00:41:17Exactly.
00:41:18Not like my Sierra.
00:41:20Married to a legal advisor
00:41:21for Harrison Group.
00:41:24Oh,
00:41:25they're here.
00:41:27Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:33Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:35Merry Christmas.
00:41:37You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:39I am.
00:41:40I'm Ava's husband,
00:41:42Max.
00:41:42Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:43Welcome.
00:41:44You're Ava's husband,
00:41:45but
00:41:47you're gorgeous.
00:41:50Why does he have to miss you?
00:41:52Look at you two.
00:41:53You look like
00:41:54you just stepped out
00:41:55of a movie.
00:41:55Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:57Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:59This is for Max and I.
00:42:00Oh, my goodness.
00:42:01Thank you, Ava.
00:42:02Let me grab that
00:42:03for you, Daddy.
00:42:05Oops.
00:42:06Oh, my bad.
00:42:07Oh,
00:42:07a homemade gift.
00:42:10How thrifty.
00:42:11Not all gifts
00:42:12are about the price tag.
00:42:14Mommy's right,
00:42:15you mean,
00:42:15all high.
00:42:16You will.
00:42:18You will not lay
00:42:20a hand on my daughter,
00:42:21or you will lose yours.
00:42:23Oh,
00:42:24you think you broke my wrist.
00:42:26Look what you just did
00:42:27to my mother.
00:42:28My husband
00:42:29is Harrison Group's
00:42:30top legal advisor.
00:42:32He could ruin
00:42:33your life.
00:42:46What are you?
00:42:46Are you okay?
00:42:47I'm fine.
00:42:48I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:49Yeah.
00:42:50It's okay.
00:42:50It's okay.
00:42:53What are you?
00:42:56Don't you dare
00:42:57disrespect my husband.
00:42:59Did you just slap me?
00:43:01Next time,
00:43:01it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:03You're a fucking psycho.
00:43:04You know what,
00:43:05Sierra?
00:43:05I can take your little insults,
00:43:06but leave my family
00:43:08out of this.
00:43:10Her family.
00:43:12She means me.
00:43:18You okay, honey?
00:43:19Do I look okay to you,
00:43:21dumbass?
00:43:21Do something.
00:43:23You don't know
00:43:23who you're messing with.
00:43:24I've got the full weight
00:43:26of the Harrison Group
00:43:26behind me.
00:43:27Oh, wow.
00:43:28I'm sure the CEO
00:43:29would love to hear
00:43:30that you're using
00:43:31his company's name
00:43:32to bully people.
00:43:33Like you'd have
00:43:34any idea
00:43:35how a CEO thinks.
00:43:36Let's call him.
00:43:37I'm sure he'd be
00:43:38more than happy
00:43:39to be on my side.
00:43:40Please.
00:43:41Who do you think
00:43:42you are?
00:43:44Enough!
00:43:46There will be
00:43:47no arguing
00:43:47during Christmas.
00:43:49Fine, Dad.
00:43:50Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:52They're just jealous.
00:43:55For Grandpa's sake,
00:43:56I'll let you off easy.
00:43:58I think you
00:43:59owe Nathan
00:44:00a thank you.
00:44:01I think you
00:44:03owe me a thank you
00:44:03for slapping some sense
00:44:04into you.
00:44:05Do you want me
00:44:05to get the other cheek?
00:44:06Alright, that's enough.
00:44:08Everyone come inside
00:44:09and sit down.
00:44:31Is this a joke?
00:44:33Can you please
00:44:34pass me some food?
00:44:35Hold it.
00:44:36Who said you could
00:44:36eat anything else?
00:44:38My husband and I
00:44:39paid for this feast.
00:44:44My husband and I
00:44:45paid for this feast.
00:44:47King crab,
00:44:49fresh from Alaska,
00:44:50and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:52Three times the price,
00:44:5450 times the flavor.
00:44:56And you don't get
00:44:57a single bite.
00:44:58It's just petty.
00:45:00Maybe so.
00:45:01But gourmet food
00:45:02isn't meant
00:45:03for bottom feeders.
00:45:05Fine.
00:45:06Then we won't stay
00:45:07and eat with you.
00:45:08Come on, let's go.
00:45:10No, no.
00:45:11Don't you dare
00:45:12leave our family dinner.
00:45:14Grandpa, I'm sorry,
00:45:15but they're treating us
00:45:16like...
00:45:17I know, dear.
00:45:18I just want to have
00:45:19our family together.
00:45:20Fine.
00:45:21We'll let the strays
00:45:22sit and eat with us.
00:45:24They're strays and a bitch.
00:45:26What was that?
00:45:30I just want to have
00:45:31our family together.
00:45:33Fine.
00:45:34We'll stay.
00:45:36Can I have
00:45:37a little nibble?
00:45:38It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:39We'll get something
00:45:40right after.
00:45:41Like drive-thru?
00:45:43I hope you enjoy
00:45:44food poisoning.
00:45:45That will be
00:45:46a particularly
00:45:47memorable
00:45:48Christmas present.
00:45:50No sprays.
00:45:52Ow.
00:45:52Baby, are you okay?
00:45:54Yes.
00:45:55You hit my child.
00:45:57You're fucking crazy.
00:45:58Well, if you teach
00:45:59her some manners,
00:46:00maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:46:05Don't worry, baby.
00:46:06I'll handle it.
00:46:10Don't worry, baby.
00:46:11I'll handle it.
00:46:16Piper.
00:46:17Sweetie, are you ready
00:46:18to try the best food
00:46:19you've ever had
00:46:20in your life?
00:46:23Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:24Give me two minutes
00:46:25and one phone call.
00:46:26As if you have a chef
00:46:28on speed dial.
00:46:29Actually, I do.
00:46:32He's such a liar.
00:46:33This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:35Oh, it will be.
00:46:38Sam.
00:46:40Yeah, send the troops
00:46:41and bring that king crab
00:46:43from Antarctica.
00:46:44I'm already on my way.
00:46:49Bring that king crab
00:46:50from Antarctica.
00:46:51I'm already on my way.
00:46:54You hear this guy?
00:46:55He wants the best king crab
00:46:57in the world
00:46:58from Antarctica.
00:47:01Now I get why
00:47:01you married him, Eva.
00:47:03His silly delusions
00:47:04are just adorable.
00:47:06Max, what are you doing?
00:47:08Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:47:09Santa's already on his way.
00:47:11Actually,
00:47:12five,
00:47:14four,
00:47:15three,
00:47:16two,
00:47:17one.
00:47:21A helicopter?
00:47:28There's no way.
00:47:35How did you pull this off?
00:47:36Sam is like family.
00:47:38I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:47:39Thanks, boss.
00:47:41Boss?
00:47:42Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:44Maybe it's time she knew
00:47:45who I really am.
00:47:47Eva,
00:47:47I think it's time
00:47:48you actually know the truth.
00:47:50I'm
00:47:51Maximus Harrison.
00:47:53You're
00:47:54the CEO
00:47:55of Harrison Group?
00:47:57Mm-hmm.
00:48:00Come on.
00:48:02You can stop kidding around.
00:48:04If you were the CEO,
00:48:06why would you be here
00:48:06pretending to be my husband?
00:48:08No, I actually am the CEO.
00:48:10Come on.
00:48:11You can stop the charade.
00:48:12Okay, this is just another favor
00:48:13from that bigwig friend,
00:48:15isn't it?
00:48:15Eva,
00:48:15I'm not pretending.
00:48:18Mr. Harrison,
00:48:20the Antarctic king crab
00:48:21as you requested.
00:48:32How is this possible?
00:48:34This loser brings
00:48:36Antarctic king crab
00:48:37and has his own
00:48:39personal chef?
00:48:40Who are you?
00:48:42I told you.
00:48:43I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:45That chef called him
00:48:46Mr. Harrison.
00:48:47Wait.
00:48:48No.
00:48:48Hold on.
00:48:50You're the actual CEO
00:48:52of the Harrison Group?
00:48:55You're worth more
00:48:56than some whole countries.
00:48:58Hmm.
00:48:58Some of the small ones.
00:49:00I mean, you know that.
00:49:02You work for me.
00:49:03Oh, God.
00:49:04I insulted my own boss.
00:49:06I'm finished.
00:49:12Oh, God.
00:49:13I insulted my own boss.
00:49:15I'm finished.
00:49:17Didn't think Max would commit
00:49:18this hard.
00:49:19Pretending to be CEO
00:49:20is a hell of a move
00:49:21worth every penny
00:49:22I'm paying him.
00:49:23For tonight,
00:49:24your feast ends.
00:49:25And with that,
00:49:27your career.
00:49:28You're fired.
00:49:30Fired?
00:49:31Sam.
00:49:35Are you fired?
00:49:36God.
00:49:37I can't be fired.
00:49:39What?
00:49:41Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:42You can have as much
00:49:43crab as you want.
00:49:44Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:49:46I'll do anything.
00:49:47Guys,
00:49:48take out the trash.
00:49:54And you.
00:49:56Oh, me?
00:49:58Mr. Harrison,
00:49:59come on.
00:50:00That was a Christmas joke.
00:50:01A family tradition.
00:50:03Yeah, well,
00:50:04there's a new family tradition.
00:50:06Sam.
00:50:10Will you do me the honors?
00:50:13Glad to have you.
00:50:17Merry Christmas, you're right.
00:50:22Father, do something.
00:50:24Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:26I'm leaving.
00:50:29Pumpkin's my favorite.
00:50:36Come on, sweetie.
00:50:37Daddy had the scrapped line
00:50:38just for you.
00:50:40Eat as much as you want.
00:50:41Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:45I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:47I just couldn't take them
00:50:48treating you like that.
00:50:50Honestly?
00:50:51This is the best Christmas
00:50:53I've ever had.
00:50:54Well, if you want,
00:50:54we can have many more.
00:50:55Just like this.
00:50:57Does he really mean that?
00:50:59Or is he just playing the part?
00:51:01I can't tell.
00:51:02And that terrifies me.
00:51:08Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison.
00:51:10I brought you a gift.
00:51:11Here's the paternity test
00:51:12between the boss
00:51:13and that little girl.
00:51:19Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:22Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:25Tell me everything.
00:51:27Miss Inva Smith?
00:51:28Single mother, small town gal,
00:51:30didn't finish high school,
00:51:31currently works in retail.
00:51:32Oh, Maximus,
00:51:34I thought I raised you better.
00:51:35A high school dropout
00:51:37in the Harrison family?
00:51:41Not a chance.
00:51:45She is clearly unfit
00:51:47to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:49Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:50Silence.
00:51:51Get me the address
00:51:52where she works.
00:51:53It's Happy Heels
00:51:54on Broadway.
00:51:55That's nice.
00:51:56We own that one.
00:51:58Good work.
00:51:59But take off
00:52:00that stupid hat.
00:52:11Thanks.
00:52:12So your dad insisted
00:52:13that I try this wine
00:52:14that he's been saving
00:52:15for 20 years.
00:52:18Sounds like he's happy
00:52:19with his new son-in-law.
00:52:20And how about you?
00:52:25Me?
00:52:26Yeah.
00:52:28Are you happy
00:52:29with your new husband?
00:52:33Eva.
00:52:44That birthmark.
00:52:46Family to me
00:52:47is a big commitment
00:52:48and I don't want
00:52:50any loose ends.
00:52:51You know?
00:52:52Maximus,
00:52:53there's so much
00:52:53we don't know.
00:52:54So much we're not
00:52:55telling each other.
00:52:56Uh.
00:52:58No feelings,
00:52:59no complications.
00:53:00That's what we agreed upon.
00:53:01Yeah, I didn't sign
00:53:02a contract.
00:53:04Max.
00:53:04Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:53:08It's cold.
00:53:10Maybe I'll go grab
00:53:11some more firewood.
00:53:13Max.
00:53:15I need to tell you something.
00:53:19Something important.
00:53:21What's gotten into her?
00:53:23Is she hiding something?
00:53:24Is this the part
00:53:25where you tell me
00:53:26there's no Santa?
00:53:28I haven't been
00:53:29completely honest
00:53:29with you.
00:53:33Piper is...
00:53:37Piper is...
00:53:38Mommy, Daddy,
00:53:39my hand hurts.
00:53:40Oh, sweetie.
00:53:41Oh, my gosh.
00:53:42It's so swollen.
00:53:43Must have been
00:53:44when that witch
00:53:44smacked her
00:53:45with the fork earlier.
00:53:46Listen,
00:53:46you stay here
00:53:47with Daddy.
00:53:47Mommy's gonna go
00:53:48get a first date
00:53:48kid, okay?
00:53:51Come on, Piper.
00:53:55Okay, let me see.
00:53:59I promise
00:54:00I won't let anyone
00:54:02hurt you or Mommy again.
00:54:04But that's not true.
00:54:05You're leaving
00:54:06after Christmas,
00:54:07aren't you?
00:54:09Uh...
00:54:10Daddy!
00:54:11No!
00:54:13Well...
00:54:18Don't you dare
00:54:19disrespect my husband.
00:54:23Well, maybe
00:54:24I don't have to leave.
00:54:27Well, maybe
00:54:28I don't have to leave.
00:54:29Really?
00:54:30Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:34You think
00:54:35you will sky?
00:54:38Hmm.
00:54:41I wouldn't worry
00:54:42about it.
00:54:42Scars make you
00:54:43look like a badass.
00:54:44I have one, too.
00:54:46Dad,
00:54:48I got that
00:54:48when I was
00:54:49about your age.
00:54:50Some punk
00:54:50came at me
00:54:51with a switchblade.
00:54:53Really?
00:54:53No way.
00:54:54No.
00:54:55It was actually
00:54:56a cactus.
00:54:57But it's still cool.
00:55:00I have something
00:55:01like that
00:55:01on the back
00:55:02of my neck.
00:55:06Piper,
00:55:06how long
00:55:07have you had that?
00:55:08My mom said
00:55:09I had that
00:55:09when I was
00:55:09foreign.
00:55:15And how old
00:55:16are you?
00:55:17Six.
00:55:18Six?
00:55:19That one night
00:55:20stands about
00:55:20seven years ago.
00:55:22Okay, I found
00:55:22the first aid kit.
00:55:24Ivor, are you sure
00:55:24we haven't met
00:55:25before?
00:55:29What do I even say?
00:55:30And how do I
00:55:31explain it's a
00:55:32Piper?
00:55:33Sorry, honey.
00:55:33This man's your dad
00:55:34and he didn't
00:55:35know you existed
00:55:36until now.
00:55:37Um, yeah.
00:55:41Can I see
00:55:42your hands,
00:55:42sweetie?
00:55:44Eva.
00:55:48Okay, look.
00:55:54Piper is...
00:55:58go on.
00:56:05Ah, must be
00:56:06an emergency.
00:56:07Excuse me.
00:56:09Sorry.
00:56:10I'll take this.
00:56:17Mommy, are you
00:56:17okay?
00:56:19Yeah.
00:56:21Mommy's just
00:56:21realizing she's a
00:56:22coward.
00:56:24I don't even have
00:56:25the guts to tell
00:56:25the truth.
00:56:29Why haven't you
00:56:30picked up my calls?
00:56:31I'm telling you,
00:56:32Max, that woman
00:56:33is manipulating you.
00:56:35She's a high school
00:56:36dropout, doesn't even
00:56:37have a decent job,
00:56:39and she's unfit to
00:56:40raise my granddaughter.
00:56:42I'm Eva's husband,
00:56:43Max.
00:56:44That man has no idea
00:56:45what the treasure
00:56:48he's missing out on.
00:56:52I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:53You can't know
00:56:54Piper's your daughter.
00:56:55Your mother would
00:56:56take her away.
00:56:57After Christmas,
00:56:58it's over.
00:57:01Eva?
00:57:02Maximus?
00:57:03Are you even
00:57:04listening to me?
00:57:06No, Mom, Mom,
00:57:06listen, I'm sorry,
00:57:08okay?
00:57:08Eva's my wife,
00:57:09and I've made up
00:57:10my mind.
00:57:10I'm not leaving her.
00:57:13Eva?
00:57:21I'm good.
00:57:22I'm good.
00:57:23I'm good.
00:57:25this is for you, Grandma.
00:57:32Oh, wow.
00:57:34That's so cool.
00:57:35Did you know?
00:57:36Derek, this is from
00:57:38Eva and I.
00:57:40Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:42Thanks, guys.
00:57:42Just a quieter hit.
00:57:46Oh!
00:57:47Oh!
00:57:47Oh!
00:57:48Damn, these are nice.
00:57:49Thanks.
00:57:50Grandpa,
00:57:51language,
00:57:51little ears.
00:57:57Piper,
00:57:58do you want to go
00:57:59see your present?
00:58:00It's in the other room
00:58:00by the train set.
00:58:01I'll go with you.
00:58:02Remember the song
00:58:03that we sang?
00:58:04Ready?
00:58:05Ready?
00:58:05Grandma got run over
00:58:06by a reindeer.
00:58:07What have we got, guys?
00:58:08Walking home from our house
00:58:10Christmas Eve.
00:58:14You never told me.
00:58:18Have we met before?
00:58:24Have we met before?
00:58:26She's unfit to raise
00:58:28my granddaughter.
00:58:32I don't know
00:58:33what you're getting at.
00:58:35Eva,
00:58:36I have the same
00:58:36birthmark as Piper.
00:58:46I don't know
00:58:47what you're talking about.
00:58:47Lots of people
00:58:48have birthmarks.
00:58:49They're very common.
00:58:50I feel so awful,
00:58:51but I can't lose my child,
00:58:53no matter how I feel
00:58:54about him.
00:58:57Maybe.
00:59:00Are you okay?
00:59:03Were the clogs
00:59:04a bad idea?
00:59:06No.
00:59:07I'm fine.
00:59:10Um.
00:59:11Oh,
00:59:12I almost forgot.
00:59:15I got you this.
00:59:17You got me a gift, too?
00:59:18Tis the season.
00:59:20Open it.
00:59:34Gloves.
00:59:36Did you make these?
00:59:38Yeah.
00:59:39I know this is a fake marriage,
00:59:41but that's Christmas.
00:59:43You've already done
00:59:44so much for me,
00:59:45I just want to do
00:59:46a little something for you.
00:59:49How do they feel?
00:59:51Warm, right?
00:59:52Yeah.
00:59:54Warm.
00:59:56Soft.
00:59:59Perfect.
01:00:03Thank you, Eva.
01:00:05I've never gotten anything
01:00:06this meaningful before.
01:00:09Really?
01:00:11Yeah, my mom.
01:00:12She partied all the time,
01:00:13and I got gifts.
01:00:16Plenty of them,
01:00:16but I don't think
01:00:19she ever bought one herself.
01:00:21Nothing personal.
01:00:23Well, you deserve it.
01:00:25You're a good guy,
01:00:27and someday you'll
01:00:30find someone special
01:00:32to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:35What if that day's today?
01:00:40What if I already found
01:00:41someone special?
01:00:44Right here.
01:01:09Max, we can't...
01:01:12We can't...
01:01:15You better tell me right now.
01:01:22I don't want you to stop.
01:01:29No matter how many years pass,
01:01:31I still can't resist him.
01:01:37Yes.
01:01:47I don't want you.
01:01:56God, you were trying to...
01:01:58I'm working the same.
01:02:03Hiper!
01:02:04Hiper!
01:02:14She can't see me.
01:02:33Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:40I'm up here!
01:02:45I'm up here!
01:02:52That was way too close.
01:02:54Yeah.
01:02:55We would have gotten
01:02:56on the naughty list.
01:03:01Sometimes it's fun
01:03:02to be naughty.
01:03:05Can I still
01:03:07unwrap my present?
01:03:10You still haven't
01:03:11given me mine.
01:03:16Let me give it to you.
01:03:55Why are you calling me this morning?
01:04:01Hello?
01:04:01Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:03I'm Max's mother.
01:04:05Name your price.
01:04:06What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:10What?
01:04:10We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:14Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us,
01:04:17and go.
01:04:18My son will find a better wife
01:04:20and a better mother for his child.
01:04:22Piper is my daughter,
01:04:23and no amount of money you offer
01:04:25could ever make me give her up.
01:04:26So you keep your money,
01:04:28and I'll leave on my own,
01:04:29but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:34There's my beautiful wife.
01:04:40You okay?
01:04:44Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:48So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:52What are you talking about?
01:04:53It's over.
01:04:55It's not that hard to understand.
01:05:00Eva, wait.
01:05:04So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:11Max, it's not real.
01:05:14None of it was real.
01:05:15So, it's just a goodbye.
01:05:19Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:22Look.
01:05:24Last night,
01:05:27I let my guard down.
01:05:28But I'm a mother,
01:05:29and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:31And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:34Just tell me what you need.
01:05:36I'll do whatever it takes
01:05:38to be a good husband,
01:05:39a good father.
01:05:41Just say the word.
01:05:47You don't get it.
01:05:50You don't get it.
01:05:57I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:05I won't give up on us.
01:06:21Are we here?
01:06:23Yes.
01:06:25As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:27we're back.
01:06:31Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:33We're home.
01:06:38How can she just walk away?
01:06:47Don't forget,
01:06:48you have to meet my mom.
01:06:49It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:51Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:54You promise.
01:06:56Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:58Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:02All right, fine.
01:07:03When?
01:07:05Two days.
01:07:07I'll come pick you up.
01:07:08No need.
01:07:09Just send me the address on me, either.
01:07:16I know you and Mommy thought,
01:07:19but she still really likes you.
01:07:22So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:07:24Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:26If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:07:28I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:50He was meeting my mother today.
01:07:52Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:54Boss?
01:07:56Boss?
01:08:00Lady and gentlemen,
01:08:01I am so sorry.
01:08:03I need to go win back my family.
01:08:06Family?
01:08:07Boss, you okay?
01:08:09Never better.
01:08:11Go get her, Max.
01:08:16Give it your best smile and...
01:08:18Ah, there he is.
01:08:21Maximus, darling.
01:08:23I have some prospects for you.
01:08:25Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:30Oh.
01:08:33I told you.
01:08:34I already found the woman I love.
01:08:38What?
01:08:42Maximus, stop this.
01:08:44That evil woman is scamming your son.
01:08:48Tell me what kind of woman you want,
01:08:50and I'll find you another.
01:08:52You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:54No, I'm not.
01:08:57Oh?
01:08:58I work in waste management,
01:09:00and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:03I'm Eva's husband,
01:09:04and I'm a father.
01:09:07What?
01:09:14Oh, that's her.
01:09:22The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:27Hi.
01:09:28Welcome in.
01:09:29Can I help you find something?
01:09:31I want to try those.
01:09:35Awesome.
01:09:36I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:38Are you?
01:09:39Sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:44No, no, no.
01:09:46I know what I want.
01:09:47Size 7.
01:09:50Oh, baby can't even walk,
01:09:51but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:54Come on.
01:09:55She wants the white shoes.
01:10:01Ignore her.
01:10:02She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:04Here, let me help you.
01:10:05Come on.
01:10:10She seems kind.
01:10:17I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:20She's just doing her job.
01:10:23How do they feel?
01:10:24Well, I love the style,
01:10:26but it's too small.
01:10:27I think I need a size up.
01:10:30Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:34Right away.
01:10:36I'll be right back.
01:10:37She's not only kind.
01:10:39She's patient.
01:10:40Was I wrong about her?
01:10:56Are you gluing the heel back on it?
01:11:00Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:02She can't walk.
01:11:05That's just pure evil.
01:11:10Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:13She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:15Who cares?
01:11:15It's the last pair.
01:11:17I get paid commission.
01:11:24I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:27See?
01:11:29This is your whole problem.
01:11:32This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:35I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:38I'm not selling her joke.
01:11:41She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:44People who insult her all day?
01:11:47I'm your manager.
01:11:52Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:12:01Did I stutter?
01:12:07You don't have to fire me.
01:12:10I quit.
01:12:17I don't work here anymore.
01:12:19Listen.
01:12:21Don't buy the shoes.
01:12:23They're broken.
01:12:24Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:25You're a good person after all.
01:12:29Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:32I'm sorry?
01:12:34Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:37Get out.
01:12:43You're not disabled?
01:12:45Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:49Absolutely shameful.
01:12:51Who are you?
01:12:53I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group and the owner of this store.
01:12:59You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:13:03I am.
01:13:05And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:07What did I do?
01:13:12You are a good person.
01:13:14From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:21Are you serious?
01:13:25That's right.
01:13:26Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:29You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:37You.
01:13:39Out.
01:13:40I'll leave.
01:13:44I'm leaving.
01:13:47I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:51No, don't worry.
01:13:53You're getting a promotion.
01:13:54You deserve it, my dear.
01:14:00First assignment.
01:14:02I want that row and that row and the entire display case.
01:14:08Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:11Okay.
01:14:14Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:18I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:53She's the mother of the CEO.
01:14:54I can't wait to see her, Eva.
01:14:56Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:59My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:02What are you talking...
01:15:06That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:11Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:13Stop.
01:15:15And you.
01:15:16You lied to me at the store.
01:15:19You were both just testing me?
01:15:21Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:23I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:24I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:28But I was wrong.
01:15:29Eva, please.
01:15:30I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:33Not every working class girl is after your money.
01:15:36How could you think that of me?
01:15:38It's not like that, dear.
01:15:40Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:42Mom, what did you do?
01:15:45I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:47We're not together.
01:15:49And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:55I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:59What are you waiting for, son?
01:16:00Go after her.
01:16:05Eva.
01:16:06Let me go.
01:16:07I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:09We come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:11Stop pretending like you care.
01:16:12I'm not pretending.
01:16:13Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:15And everything I've done for you, and Piper,
01:16:17this is real.
01:16:23Touch my wife again,
01:16:24and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:27Max, you came.
01:16:29God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:33I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:16:36a good father.
01:16:37Just say the word.
01:16:41See?
01:16:43Stop fighting.
01:16:47We belong together.
01:16:49You're wrong.
01:16:51Wrong about what?
01:16:53That you care?
01:16:55Or we belong together?
01:16:56Look, I already told you.
01:16:58We're from two completely different worlds.
01:17:00Now, I held up my end of the deal,
01:17:02and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:04I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:09Eva.
01:17:13Eva.
01:17:13Eva.
01:17:15I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:17Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:25Ow!
01:17:27Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:30Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:32Come here.
01:17:40No, you're not fine.
01:17:42You're sad.
01:17:45I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:48I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:53I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:58Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:01I'm a bug.
01:18:03You're right.
01:18:04What am I doing?
01:18:05Running like a coward?
01:18:09I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:11Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:15I believe in you.
01:18:16What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:18:18I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:21I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:23Maximus deserves to know Piper is his daughter.
01:18:33Enough sulking.
01:18:35Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:38Don't you think I want to?
01:18:40She doesn't want me.
01:18:42I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:45Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:46You can't abandon her.
01:18:48Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:49I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:52And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:56What are you talking about?
01:18:58I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:01Piper is your daughter.
01:19:04What?
01:19:05See for yourself.
01:19:12I was right.
01:19:13Seven years ago.
01:19:15New years, that woman was evil.
01:19:27Eva.
01:19:30Hey.
01:19:31Daddy.
01:19:33Daddy.
01:19:35Piper.
01:19:37I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:45You came back.
01:19:49I, uh...
01:19:52Don't forget to be bright, Mommy.
01:20:01I, uh...
01:20:02I was scared.
01:20:03But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:06Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:11Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:14I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:18I appreciate your daughter.
01:20:20You knew.
01:20:22My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:24Yeah, Mom.
01:20:25Oh.
01:20:28Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:30But you've known this whole time?
01:20:32I was scared.
01:20:33Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:36I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:39How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:52I love you, Eva.
01:20:56I love you, too.
01:20:58I promise, for the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:03As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:16Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:19For real this time?
01:21:20Yeah, yes.
01:21:22Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:21:36Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:43I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:50Who's that?
01:21:53Eva!
01:21:55Take me back!
01:21:58I'm sorry!
01:21:59I'm sorry!
01:22:00I'm sorry, you're tired!
01:22:03Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:06Again.
01:22:09No?
01:22:10Not funny?
01:22:11Not funny?
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