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00:00:05so i'm flying the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out
00:00:10all right it's about that time so are you kissing anybody at midnight
00:00:21yeah him hi
00:00:23six five four three two one
00:00:55you have a cute scar it's just my birthmark do you want me to stop to me now
00:01:03i don't want you to stop
00:01:13you
00:01:14you
00:01:14you
00:01:16you
00:01:22you
00:01:22you
00:01:22you
00:01:23you
00:01:35Ah, I was so drunk last night.
00:01:38I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:44I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:52Happy New Year.
00:01:53Sam, it's me.
00:01:54Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:57I don't care how, just do it.
00:01:59I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:09Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:12I need grandkids.
00:02:14I need you to...
00:02:14Message received, Mom.
00:02:16I need to go now.
00:02:17I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:27Seven years.
00:02:29Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:31Why do you still haunt me?
00:02:40Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:42Boss, it's been years.
00:02:47I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:49Your vest, sir.
00:02:51But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:02:53She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:55Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:56And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:59We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:03Good.
00:03:04Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:08Hi.
00:03:09One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:11And one hot chocolate.
00:03:14I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:17Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:23Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:25It's just for Christmas.
00:03:26But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:29Where's my real one?
00:03:37I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:49Tammy!
00:03:50No!
00:03:51What?
00:03:58Tammy!
00:03:58No, I'm sorry.
00:04:01I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Mommy, hurry.
00:04:08Your fake Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:21He's gorgeous.
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30Why does she feel so familiar here?
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red dot.
00:04:34You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:37So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we hired, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:44What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:48Max, Aurelius.
00:04:49Eva.
00:04:51I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess mom gets her grandkid too.
00:05:01So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:12Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:15Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:19You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:21Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:26and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:28And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:31so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:35So she's getting pressure from her folks too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:39But you have to help me get my mom off my case too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:03Oh, clean up nice.
00:06:05This is my wedding day after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:17God, you're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:19Love.
00:06:40Okay.
00:06:42Okay.
00:06:43Well, I think we got it.
00:06:45I need some photos of us together too
00:06:48To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:50And have a happy family
00:06:51Yeah, of course
00:07:03Happy holidays, Mom
00:07:05From my family to you
00:07:15Bad news, boss
00:07:16The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:18To be your fake wife
00:07:19Bailed last minute
00:07:20Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22Then who is...
00:07:25Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever
00:07:29It doesn't matter
00:07:31I've got what I need
00:07:34Sam, don't worry about it
00:07:35I already found someone
00:07:42Okay, well
00:07:43I think it's time for us to go
00:07:45Christmas shopping waits for no one
00:07:47Christmas shopping?
00:07:48I should come
00:07:50Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:52In this fake-it-to-your-family plan
00:07:53I think I should have some say in the gifts
00:07:56It will make it more believable
00:08:01Fine
00:08:01Yeah, fine
00:08:02Okay
00:08:03You can come
00:08:11Let's go
00:08:12Which mall are we going to?
00:08:14Um, I think I got one
00:08:15Oh, let's go to the bank
00:08:22What the actual fuck?
00:08:28Sam
00:08:28Is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:33Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:40She does kind of look like him
00:08:45So when we give these gifts to my parents
00:08:47We will say they're from you
00:08:50Here, let me get this
00:08:52I'm going to love you, Max
00:08:55Also, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married
00:09:01We should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:05In front of them
00:09:06Okay
00:09:08Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:10No, no, definitely not
00:09:11And absolutely no
00:09:13Sex?
00:09:14Yes
00:09:15This is strictly business
00:09:18Anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:09:21What?
00:09:23Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:28Getting in the way of her having a good Christmas
00:09:32Let's go
00:09:39Here
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:41I'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:45Well, I'm not your woman
00:09:46And this isn't a real relationship
00:09:48And I don't want your money
00:09:51Attention shoppers
00:09:52All bakery items are now 50% off
00:09:5450% off pies?
00:09:56Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:09:5812 pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind
00:10:00Hurry up and go, go
00:10:02What are you standing here for?
00:10:05Hello there
00:10:06Hi
00:10:07You ready?
00:10:07Yes, yeah, just these things
00:10:09Okay, great
00:10:10We have a holiday special today
00:10:12Spend 500, get 10% off
00:10:15And you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:18Oh, great, yeah
00:10:19What do you have that's just 15 bucks?
00:10:22Oh, you get a move on
00:10:23I just got here, relax
00:10:26Yeah, yeah
00:10:30Here, this will do the trick
00:10:31Okay, thank you
00:10:34Hurry up and pay
00:10:38I will pay when I'm ready
00:10:40You can wait your turn
00:10:45Thank you
00:10:46Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:54Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies
00:10:56Not the pies
00:10:56Okay, let me just set those on top
00:11:03Hi, guys
00:11:05I'm gonna hand you all these pies
00:11:09Thank you
00:11:10Of quarters
00:11:12Thank you so much
00:11:13Of course, I hope you like pumpkin
00:11:15Thank you
00:11:16She bought all 12 pies
00:11:18Don't worry, I have enough for everybody
00:11:19Just to give it away
00:11:21Thank you
00:11:22Merry Christmas
00:11:29What?
00:11:30Do you do that often?
00:11:32As often as I can
00:11:37We should go
00:11:38We gotta pick up paper
00:11:43Watch out
00:12:03You done feeling me up?
00:12:06Shut up
00:12:06Sorry, I was just in character, wifey
00:12:09Well, stay out of character until Christmas
00:12:16And don't be late
00:12:29Harrison Group?
00:12:30Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:33Sort of
00:12:34Not that I'm judging
00:12:35I just need to get my story straight
00:12:38Or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:12:41Why don't we say that you do mid-level management
00:12:43For Harrison Group?
00:12:44I think that's respectful
00:12:46Can we pick another company?
00:12:48No
00:12:49Harrison Group is perfect
00:12:50And they'll find it impressive
00:12:52My cousin's husband works for them too
00:12:54So
00:12:54Perfect
00:12:59Oh, and, uh
00:13:01We're something nice
00:13:02For Christmas dinner
00:13:03Don't worry
00:13:04Okay, I clean up nicely
00:13:05I wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:09Too much
00:13:30Let's go, Sam
00:13:32It's time to check out the new HQ site
00:13:34Hold on, you're covered in water
00:13:35And you have a hair on your shoulder
00:13:37And it's not yours
00:13:39It's my daughters
00:13:40It's my daughters
00:13:41It's my daughters
00:13:42It's my daughters
00:13:42It's my daughters
00:13:43It's my daughters
00:13:43Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with
00:14:01There they are
00:14:10So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:14He's coming
00:14:15Please don't tell me Maximus failed
00:14:17Good, good, good
00:14:19So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie
00:14:22When's he arriving?
00:14:24Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking
00:14:29Poor thing
00:14:30Not surprising
00:14:31I mean, she's 30
00:14:32Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable
00:14:36Plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps
00:14:42This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas
00:14:45Auntie Pamela
00:14:46Debbie
00:14:47My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern
00:14:50We're only worried about you
00:14:53All these years without a husband
00:14:55Zip it, Pamela
00:14:57You know, you always spoiled her rotten
00:15:00And look what happened
00:15:01She got knocked up out of wedlock
00:15:03Raising a kid all alone
00:15:05I'm not alone
00:15:06Mm-hmm
00:15:07And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:13He's a manager
00:15:14Manager?
00:15:16Of what?
00:15:17Trash?
00:15:19Probably a cover for criminal activity
00:15:24You don't have to lie to us, Eva
00:15:26Actually
00:15:29He's right here
00:15:32Oh, wow
00:15:34Wow
00:15:35He is really good looking
00:15:38Ah, must be AI
00:15:40Mm-hmm
00:15:41Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills
00:15:44Fake
00:15:45That's enough
00:15:46She's our daughter and your niece
00:15:48Show some respect
00:15:49Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William
00:15:54And you turned him down
00:15:56Well, guess what?
00:15:58William works for the Harrison Group now
00:16:00Makes 500 grand a year
00:16:04That's half a million
00:16:06Half a million
00:16:07Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York
00:16:11And speak of the devil
00:16:15Willie, you've made it
00:16:27There you are
00:16:30Oh, look at you now
00:16:32Living the dream
00:16:34Oh, just think, Eva
00:16:36Well, you could be driving around in a car like that
00:16:39Had you not married that criminal waste manager
00:16:42So married, huh?
00:16:44Is it serious?
00:16:46That's what marriage is
00:16:48It's pretty serious
00:16:49Wow
00:16:50You must have rushed to tithing out, huh?
00:16:53Makes sense, though
00:16:54You not being a hot young thing anymore
00:16:57Dragging that kid around with no daddy
00:17:00Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie
00:17:02Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder
00:17:06That's right
00:17:08Just bought this brand new suit
00:17:10My Christmas bonus
00:17:11Women love a man in red
00:17:14Sexy
00:17:15Like Santa Claus
00:17:17When I sit on my lap
00:17:18Don't touch me
00:17:20Oh, so entitled
00:17:22Williams
00:17:23A successful man
00:17:24A taste, not waste
00:17:26And yet, for some reason
00:17:28He's willing to overlook your baggage
00:17:30I mean, look at that car
00:17:32Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:36Think of the life I can give you and Piper
00:17:38With all my Harrison Group money
00:17:39Ditch your nobody husband
00:17:41And marry me instead
00:17:44I wouldn't marry you
00:17:45If you were the last man on Earth
00:17:52My mom would never marry
00:17:53She already has us
00:17:55And he's gonna kick your butt
00:18:00Is that so?
00:18:01Well then, where is he?
00:18:04Because I don't see him
00:18:06Does anyone see him?
00:18:09Now, just like I thought
00:18:12Telling lies just like Mommy
00:18:14That puts you on the naughty list
00:18:17And let me show you what happens to naughty children
00:18:23Hey
00:18:23Mommy
00:18:25Hey, are you okay?
00:18:26She is
00:18:27Oh my God
00:18:28I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:31Come on now
00:18:31Let's go
00:18:34It doesn't matter with you
00:18:36How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter
00:18:40Let me go
00:18:41Now, why would I go and do a thing like that
00:18:44When I'm having such a good time?
00:18:47Let me go
00:19:02Touch my wife again
00:19:03And I will snap every finger that you've got
00:19:09Max, you came
00:19:11Don't worry, sweetie
00:19:14Where's Piper?
00:19:16William Hitter
00:19:18Mom, I'm gonna take her inside
00:19:20Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of
00:19:22Well, well, well
00:19:24If it isn't a waste marriage or I've been hearing so much about
00:19:28That's right
00:19:30Now, I'm about to take out the trash
00:19:34Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith
00:19:36It's an honor to meet you
00:19:37I'm Max
00:19:38Eva told us all about you
00:19:40From New York
00:19:41Polite, handsome
00:19:43Just like she said
00:19:45Wow
00:19:46He was an AI
00:19:48See?
00:19:49He's real
00:19:50And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be
00:19:53Son of a bitch
00:19:54You just ruined my suit
00:19:56And watch the way that you drive that
00:19:58That pristine automobile
00:20:01That car, oh my god
00:20:03That's worth more than a house
00:20:06That car
00:20:06It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it
00:20:11Wait
00:20:13Are you?
00:20:18Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband
00:20:21And that's all he needs to know
00:20:23I'm not here to put on a show for anyone
00:20:25You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:27You stole it
00:20:28That car belongs to the CEO of my company
00:20:30Jesus
00:20:31How did you get away with it?
00:20:33That's what I want to know
00:20:35Enough, please
00:20:38I trust my daughter
00:20:40She would never marry a queen
00:20:44Max
00:20:44Be honest with me
00:20:46Where did that car come from?
00:20:48How much do you want for it?
00:20:50I'll pay you more money than you'd make it three light times
00:20:53Sir
00:20:55You need a breath, man
00:20:59All right, that's it
00:21:00I'm calling the cops
00:21:01Oh, way ahead of you
00:21:02Wait
00:21:04What?
00:21:05Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:08Oh, well
00:21:09Too late
00:21:16Listen, hon
00:21:17I believe you
00:21:19But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:23Mr. Smith
00:21:24Don't worry
00:21:25It's my car
00:21:25Okay
00:21:26It's not stolen
00:21:27Yeah
00:21:28If it's yours
00:21:29Then prove it
00:21:30Thank you
00:21:30Cops will be here in 15 minutes
00:21:33Enjoy Christmas behind bars
00:21:35Okay
00:21:35I'll prove that it's mine
00:21:37But then you have to get lost
00:21:39And never show your face around my wife or child again
00:21:42Oh
00:21:42So you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:44Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison
00:21:46Loser
00:21:47Say one more word
00:21:48And I'll give him a real reason to take me in
00:21:52Jesus
00:21:53Maybe he is a crime boss
00:21:55It's kind of sexy, though
00:21:59Here
00:22:00Title and proof of ownership
00:22:11Mr. Harrison?
00:22:14Mr. Harrison?
00:22:17Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20Just leave me alone
00:22:22Merry Christmas, Willie
00:22:23Now get the fuck out of here
00:22:25Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole
00:22:27Yes, sir
00:22:28I'm so sorry, sir
00:22:30I
00:22:30I
00:22:30Please, sir
00:22:31My serious apologies
00:22:43Oh, that William
00:22:45What a jerk, huh?
00:22:47You fooled me
00:22:48What can I say?
00:22:49Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays
00:22:53Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:55Oh, come on, Ada
00:22:56We were just looking out for you
00:22:59Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison
00:23:00You know my youngest son is graduating
00:23:03Soon
00:23:03Do you think that, uh, you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:07A job at the Harrison Group even in the mailroom would open doors
00:23:12We are family, aren't we?
00:23:14Family takes care of each other
00:23:18If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else
00:23:22Abigail, come on, talk to her for us
00:23:26Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:29Yeah, you need to take care of your own issues first
00:23:32My daughter is just far too busy for your best life, my new son-in-law
00:23:38Come on, guys, let's go in
00:23:39Welcome to the family
00:23:44Welcome
00:23:44Come on
00:23:49This is your fault, Pam
00:23:51You can't tell the difference between AI and reality
00:23:55My fault?
00:23:56You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William
00:24:09Hey, how do you have that girl?
00:24:11And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:13And how do you...
00:24:14I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:17I have a friend in high places
00:24:19A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes
00:24:25It's the season of giving
00:24:26He knows people
00:24:28Has connections
00:24:29He's a big deal kind of guy
00:24:32You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:33And you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:36Oh my god, just don't blow your cover
00:24:39Dad, mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home
00:24:44Oh honey, we're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking
00:24:51I think they get it
00:24:54Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:57Oh, she's fine
00:24:58One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her
00:25:01And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree
00:25:06Great
00:25:07See you in a bit
00:25:08Joey?
00:25:09What are you doing?
00:25:12Okay
00:25:14Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax
00:25:20It was just a hug
00:25:23Ugh
00:25:25We just got here and I'm already exhausted
00:25:27You'll be okay
00:25:29It's just one week
00:25:30Kill me now
00:25:31Well, I would, but I need to get paid
00:25:38What are you doing?
00:25:40It was weird
00:25:41They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago
00:25:44I don't know, something just fells off
00:25:47That's ridiculous
00:25:48I mean, what do you want to go do?
00:25:51Make out progress to prove it?
00:25:55Later
00:25:56Later
00:25:58Let's go
00:26:03Here we go
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in, honey
00:26:07Everything looks amazing
00:26:09And happy holidays
00:26:10To the newest member of our family
00:26:12Max
00:26:13Oh
00:26:15Welcome
00:26:15Cheers
00:26:16Thank you, Ms. Smith
00:26:18Looks great
00:26:18Oh, just call me mom, honey
00:26:20I had no idea what you liked
00:26:22So I just whipped up a little bit of everything
00:26:25But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:29Oh no, mom's testing him
00:26:32She's trying to see if he's legit
00:26:33You mean to tell me you two are married
00:26:35And you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow
00:26:41Eva, sweetie
00:26:43Kicking my foot
00:26:44Oh, sorry mom
00:26:46Oh, jeez
00:26:49It's okay
00:26:50Look mom, of course he knows it
00:26:52I would like to hear Max say it
00:27:07Twelve pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:27:09They're the best kind
00:27:11Well, of course
00:27:12It's pumpkin pie
00:27:14See?
00:27:16Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good
00:27:18But something still falls off
00:27:20Mom
00:27:20Don't make it weird
00:27:22Okay
00:27:22We had a whirlwind romance
00:27:25And we eloped
00:27:26Before we got to know everything about each other
00:27:28But our marriage is real
00:27:30I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows
00:27:34Uh, now those are quality
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:45Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:49I knew it was a good idea to pick this up
00:27:52Well, um, it's
00:27:54Silly face, dropped it outside on the sidewalk
00:27:58Luckily I was there to pick it up for her
00:28:00Silly face?
00:28:03I am not paying extra for this
00:28:05Consider it a Christmas
00:28:07It's lousers
00:28:09It's nice
00:28:10You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:13Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith
00:28:15There is a lot of garbage out there
00:28:17And I'm not just talking about William
00:28:19I'll drink to that
00:28:21Guys, I agree with you there
00:28:23So come on, guys, let's see
00:28:38And this is where y'all will be staying
00:28:40I have another room set up for Piper
00:28:43Nice and festive for you
00:28:46No complications
00:28:47Sorry, honey
00:28:48Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:50I should stay with Piper tonight
00:28:51Oh, honey
00:28:52Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered
00:28:58The city's turning the water off at 10
00:29:00Something about water conservation
00:29:02That means you have 15 minutes to shower
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal
00:29:08Just shower together
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:14Just shower together
00:29:15Okay, you guys, have a good night, okay?
00:29:22You hurt her
00:29:45Why are you fripping?
00:29:47Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time
00:29:51You have 15 minutes
00:29:52Nice try
00:29:53I am not showering with you
00:29:55All right, suit yourself
00:29:56More room for me in there
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first
00:30:16Come on, Max
00:30:18Get out of the way
00:30:20We agreed
00:30:20Nothing physical
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey
00:30:23Relax
00:30:24I won't touch you
00:30:27Unless you say you want me to
00:30:30But that'll cost extra
00:30:41In your dreams
00:30:44Free to join me
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower water left
00:31:08You wish
00:31:09Why don't you give it in?
00:31:11Pray you'll fall for me
00:31:14It's you who has to worry about resisting me
00:31:16Oh yeah?
00:31:17True
00:31:30Holy shit
00:31:34This is going to be harder than I thought
00:31:39I'll say
00:31:39I'll say
00:31:40What happened to all that cool guy coffee
00:31:43Still think you can resist?
00:31:46Baby
00:31:47I don't think I want you
00:31:58Or maybe we should
00:32:00God, this is such a good kisser
00:32:02Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:11Well, we're so sexy
00:32:18Max, we cannot do this
00:32:25What?
00:32:25I didn't mean to cross any
00:32:27It's not you, Max
00:32:28It's us
00:32:29It's this
00:32:30This is all an act
00:32:31Let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:32:34You're right
00:32:36I'm sorry
00:32:38You just need to be sorry
00:32:39You just
00:32:48That birthmark
00:32:53What is that?
00:32:56It's him
00:32:57The man from New Year's
00:32:58Is he Piper's father?
00:33:04Why are you acting?
00:33:07Oh my God
00:33:09Max is Piper's father
00:33:11Are you okay?
00:33:13Yeah
00:33:14I just
00:33:15I just got lightheaded
00:33:16I think I just need a few more minutes
00:33:19Alone
00:33:21Of course
00:33:25We have a daughter together
00:33:26Oh my God
00:33:28What do I do?
00:33:35I'm going to sleep on the floor
00:33:37You can take the bed
00:33:39Thanks
00:33:42Hey
00:33:43Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:45Look, fake marriage aside
00:33:47I'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:49So if there's something you need
00:33:50I can help
00:33:52I want to help
00:33:54He's Piper's father
00:33:55He has a right to know
00:33:58Um, Max
00:34:01How would you feel
00:34:02If you found out
00:34:03You had a kid?
00:34:07A child?
00:34:09No, no, no
00:34:10That's impossible
00:34:11I'm very careful
00:34:14Mostly
00:34:17I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around
00:34:19Family to me is a big commitment
00:34:22And I don't want any loose ends
00:34:24You know?
00:34:26Right
00:34:27He wouldn't want a kid tying him down
00:34:59I shouldn't tell him about Piper
00:34:59Where he just came from
00:35:00Are you sure?
00:35:01You're just not trying to
00:35:02Break the contract
00:35:05Oh my God
00:35:06Come here
00:35:08Woo!
00:35:20Elon
00:35:20The truth is
00:35:22Is that I
00:35:26Go, go, go, go
00:35:28Just a second
00:35:29Come in
00:35:32Hey, hon
00:35:43Oh!
00:35:44Sorry for interrupting
00:35:45But Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:49Before I tuck her in
00:35:50Think you can take this one, Dad?
00:35:51We're kind of in the middle of something
00:35:53I can see that
00:35:55Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:57I mean, if you don't mind
00:36:00Well, I had a boy
00:36:01You know what?
00:36:02Just put a shirt on
00:36:03I'm gonna go get her
00:36:04Piper!
00:36:05Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:09He sprang to his sleigh
00:36:11To his team gave a whistle
00:36:12And away they all flew
00:36:14Like the down of a thistle
00:36:16But I heard him exclaim
00:36:18As he drove out of sight
00:36:20Merry Christmas to all
00:36:22And to all
00:36:24A good night
00:36:27If Piper knew he was her real dad
00:36:29She'd be over the moon
00:36:31Good night, Piper
00:36:37Is her dad still around?
00:36:39Yeah
00:36:39But he doesn't know it
00:36:41Because you're her dad
00:36:43Uh, no
00:36:43That man has no idea
00:36:46What a treasure
00:36:48He's missing out on
00:36:52Do you really think so?
00:36:55From the bottom of my heart
00:36:57Maybe I should tell him
00:36:58He deserves to know
00:37:06Max
00:37:11You're Piper's father
00:37:19I'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:28I'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:45Where's Piper?
00:37:47She must have snuck off
00:37:49While we were asleep
00:38:05God, he said she could kiss her
00:38:15Just gonna kiss and run
00:38:18I don't mind watching
00:38:23Yeah, this
00:38:25I remember this
00:38:37Good morning, you two love bugs
00:38:39How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:42Good morning, Ms. Smith
00:38:44It was, uh, it was great
00:38:45Wonderful
00:38:46Well, it's about to get even better
00:38:50Oh, no
00:38:52What is that?
00:38:53Sardines and saltines
00:38:54It's a Smith family classic
00:38:56It was my Graham Graham's favorite
00:38:58During wartime
00:38:59Don't be shy
00:39:00Go ahead, grab a handful
00:39:03Max, you don't have to
00:39:04No, no
00:39:04It's okay
00:39:05It's a
00:39:06Smith family staple
00:39:09Oh, uh
00:39:12Oh
00:39:14Oh
00:39:18Oh
00:39:18Oh
00:39:18Oh
00:39:19Oh
00:39:19Oh
00:39:19Oh
00:39:19Oh
00:39:27Good
00:39:27Good?
00:39:28Mmm
00:39:29Good
00:39:30Good
00:39:31Grumpy
00:39:33Well, you two better get dressed
00:39:34You gotta go see Aunt Miranda
00:39:38Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:41That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year
00:39:44What's the deal with them?
00:39:46Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I
00:39:48Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm
00:39:53Hey, don't worry
00:39:54I'll protect you and Piper
00:39:58Better have Sam on standby tonight
00:40:00Just in case
00:40:03Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:16Wait, that earring
00:40:19Wait, that earring
00:40:21Do you like it?
00:40:22You like it?
00:40:23I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago
00:40:26Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:28I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair
00:40:34Right
00:40:35Yeah, it's just a common earring
00:40:37Anyone can have it
00:40:38Maybe I'm reading too much into it
00:40:40She can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:44So Ava and Piper still aren't here
00:40:48But Derrick said that Ava got married
00:40:51What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:56An aging single mom
00:40:58Slim pickings
00:40:59I heard he's in waste management
00:41:02That explains it
00:41:03She's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:41:06Oh, please, Miranda
00:41:07Ava is your niece
00:41:09Oh, come on, Grandpa
00:41:11Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand
00:41:15Her track record speaks for itself
00:41:17Exactly
00:41:18Not like my Sierra
00:41:19Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group
00:41:24Oh, they're here
00:41:26Merry Christmas, everybody
00:41:33Merry Christmas, everybody
00:41:35Merry Christmas
00:41:37You must be Grandpa Harold
00:41:39I am
00:41:40I'm Ava's husband
00:41:41Max
00:41:42Pleasure to meet you
00:41:43Welcome
00:41:43You're Ava's husband
00:41:46But
00:41:47You're gorgeous
00:41:50But
00:41:50I seem to miss you
00:41:52Look at you, too
00:41:53You look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:55Merry Christmas, Grandpa
00:41:58This is for Max and I
00:42:00Oh, my goodness
00:42:01Thank you, Ava
00:42:02Let me grab that for you, Daddy
00:42:05Oops
00:42:05Oh, my bad
00:42:07Oh, a homemade gift
00:42:09Gift
00:42:09How thrifty
00:42:11Not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:13Mommy's right, you mean, I'll have
00:42:16You will
00:42:18You will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:42:21Or you will lose yours
00:42:22Oh, you think you broke my wrist
00:42:26Look what you just did to my mother
00:42:28My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor
00:42:31He could ruin your life
00:42:46Honey, are you okay?
00:42:47I'm fine
00:42:48I'm just wet, honey
00:42:49Yeah
00:42:49It's okay
00:42:50It's okay
00:42:52It's okay
00:42:53What are you?
00:42:56Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:42:58Did you just slap me?
00:43:01Next time it'll be a closed fist
00:43:02You're a fucking psycho
00:43:04You know what, Sierra?
00:43:05I can take your little insults
00:43:06But leave my family out of this
00:43:08I feel this
00:43:10Her family
00:43:11She means me
00:43:18You okay, honey?
00:43:19Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:21Do something
00:43:23You don't know who you're messing with
00:43:24I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me
00:43:27Oh, wow
00:43:28I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people
00:43:33Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks
00:43:36Let's call him
00:43:37I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:43:40Please, who do you think you are?
00:43:43Enough!
00:43:46There will be no arguing during Christmas
00:43:49Fine, Dad
00:43:50Let it go, Nathan
00:43:52They're just jealous
00:43:55For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy
00:43:57I think you owe Nathan a thank you
00:44:01I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you
00:44:05Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:06All right, that's enough
00:44:08Everyone come inside and sit down
00:44:31Is this a joke?
00:44:33Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:35Hold it
00:44:35Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:38My husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:44My husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:47King crab, fresh from Alaska
00:44:50And grass-fed wagyu
00:44:52Three times the price
00:44:54Fifty times the flavor
00:44:56And you don't get a single bite
00:44:58It's just petty
00:44:59Maybe so
00:45:01But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:45:05Fine
00:45:05Then we won't stay and eat with you
00:45:08Come on, let's go
00:45:09No, no
00:45:11Don't you dare leave our family dinner
00:45:13Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like
00:45:17I know, dear
00:45:18I just want to have our family together
00:45:20Fine
00:45:21We'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:45:24They're strays and a bitch
00:45:26What was that?
00:45:30I just want to have our family together
00:45:33Fine
00:45:34We'll stay
00:45:36Can I have a little nipple?
00:45:38It's okay, sweetie
00:45:39We'll get something right after
00:45:41Like drive-thru?
00:45:43I hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:45:45That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present
00:45:50No, stay
00:45:51Ow
00:45:52Please, are you okay?
00:45:54Yes, please
00:45:55You hit my child
00:45:57You're fucking crazy
00:45:58Well, if you teach her some manners
00:46:00Maybe I wouldn't have to
00:46:05Don't worry, baby
00:46:06I'll handle it
00:46:10Don't worry, baby
00:46:11I'll handle it
00:46:16Piper
00:46:17Sweetie
00:46:17Are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:23Okay, sweetheart
00:46:24Give me two minutes
00:46:25Or one phone call
00:46:26As if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:29Actually, I do
00:46:32He's such a liar
00:46:33This ought to be hilarious
00:46:35Oh
00:46:35It will be
00:46:38Sam
00:46:40Yeah, send the troops
00:46:41And bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:44I'm already on my way
00:46:49Bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:51I'm already on my way
00:46:54You hear this guy?
00:46:55He wants the best king crab in the world
00:46:58From Antarctica
00:47:00Now I get why you married him, Eva
00:47:03His silly delusions are just adorable
00:47:05Max, what are you doing?
00:47:08Don't worry about it, sweetheart
00:47:09Santa's already on his way
00:47:10Actually
00:47:11Five
00:47:13Four
00:47:14Three
00:47:15Two
00:47:17One
00:47:20A helicopter?
00:47:28There's no way
00:47:35How did you pull this off?
00:47:36Sam is like family
00:47:37I thought I'd introduce you to
00:47:39Thanks, boss
00:47:41Boss?
00:47:42Eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:44Maybe it's time she knew who I really am
00:47:46Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:51I'm Maximus Harrison
00:47:54You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:57Mm-hmm
00:48:00Come on
00:48:02You can stop kidding around
00:48:04If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:48:08No, I actually am the CEO
00:48:10Come on
00:48:11You can stop the charade
00:48:12Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:15Eva
00:48:15I'm not pretending
00:48:18Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested
00:48:32How is this possible?
00:48:34This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:40Who are you?
00:48:42I told you, I'm Eva's husband
00:48:44That chef called him Mr. Harrison
00:48:47Wait, no
00:48:48Hold on
00:48:50You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:55You're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:58Some of the small ones
00:49:00I mean, you know that
00:49:02You work for me
00:49:03Oh, God
00:49:04I insulted my own boss
00:49:06I'm finished
00:49:12Oh, God
00:49:13I insulted my own boss
00:49:15I'm finished
00:49:16Didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:49:19Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move
00:49:21Worth every penny I'm paying him
00:49:23For tonight, you're C-stance
00:49:25And with that, you're career
00:49:28You're fired
00:49:29You're fired?
00:49:30Sam?
00:49:35You're fired?
00:49:36God
00:49:37I can't be fired
00:49:39What?
00:49:41Mr. Harrison, please
00:49:42You can have as much crab as you want
00:49:44Please, Mr. Harrison
00:49:45I'll do anything
00:49:46Guys
00:49:47Take out the trash
00:49:54And you
00:49:55Oh, me?
00:49:58Mr. Harrison, come on
00:49:59That was a Christmas joke
00:50:01A family tradition
00:50:03Yeah, well
00:50:03There's a new family tradition
00:50:05Sam
00:50:10Will you do me the honors?
00:50:13Gladly
00:50:17Merry Christmas, you're the one
00:50:21Father, do something
00:50:23Well, you kind of deserve that
00:50:26I'm leaving
00:50:28Mmm, pumpkin
00:50:29My favorite
00:50:30Come on, sweetie
00:50:37Daddy had this crab line just for you
00:50:39Eat as much as you want
00:50:41Yes, daddy
00:50:45I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas
00:50:47I just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:49Honestly?
00:50:51This is the best Christmas I've ever had
00:50:53Well, if you want, we can have many more
00:50:55Just like this
00:50:57Does he really mean that?
00:50:59Or is he just playing the part?
00:51:01I can't tell
00:51:02And that terrifies me
00:51:08Merry Christmas, Ms. Harrison
00:51:10I brought you a gift
00:51:11Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl
00:51:19Oh, this is wonderful
00:51:22Sam, I have a granddaughter
00:51:25Tell me everything
00:51:26Ms. Smith, single mother, small town gal
00:51:30Didn't finish high school, currently works in retail
00:51:32Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better
00:51:36A high school dropout?
00:51:38In the Harrison family?
00:51:41Not a chance
00:51:45She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:48Maximus seems to like her
00:51:50Silence
00:51:50Get me the address where she works
00:51:53It's Happy Heals on Broadway
00:51:54That's nice
00:51:55We own that one
00:51:58Good work
00:51:59But take off that stupid hat
00:52:11Thanks
00:52:11So your dad insisted
00:52:13That I try this wine
00:52:14That he's been saving for 20 years
00:52:18Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law
00:52:20And how about you?
00:52:25Me?
00:52:26Yeah
00:52:28Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:33Eva
00:52:44That birthmark
00:52:45Family to me is a big commitment
00:52:48And I don't want any loose ends
00:52:50You know?
00:52:52Maximus, there's so much we don't know
00:52:54So much we're not telling each other
00:52:56Uh
00:52:58No feelings, no complications
00:53:00That's what we agreed upon
00:53:01Yeah, I didn't sign a contract
00:53:04Max
00:53:05Yeah, I guess you're right
00:53:08It's cold
00:53:10Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood
00:53:13Max
00:53:15I need to tell you something
00:53:19Something important
00:53:20What's gotten into her?
00:53:23Is she hiding something?
00:53:24Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:28I haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:32Piper is
00:53:36Piper is
00:53:37Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts
00:53:41Sweetie
00:53:41Oh my gosh
00:53:42I'm swollen
00:53:43Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:46Listen, you stay here with Daddy
00:53:47Mommy's gonna go get a first date kid, okay?
00:53:51Come on, Piper
00:53:55Okay, let me see
00:53:59I promise
00:54:00I won't let anyone
00:54:02Hurt you or Mommy again
00:54:03But that's not true
00:54:05You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:54:08Uh
00:54:09Daddy!
00:54:11No!
00:54:12Whoa
00:54:18Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:24Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:28Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:29Really?
00:54:30Please stay, Daddy
00:54:35You think you will scar?
00:54:38Hmm
00:54:41I wouldn't worry about it
00:54:42Scars make you look like a badass
00:54:44I have one, too
00:54:46Dad
00:54:48I got that when I was about your age
00:54:49Some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:53Really?
00:54:53No way
00:54:54No
00:54:55It was actually a cactus
00:54:57But it's still cool
00:55:00I have something like that on the back of my neck
00:55:06Piper, how long have you had that?
00:55:08My mom said I had that when I was born
00:55:15And how old are you?
00:55:17Six
00:55:18Six?
00:55:19That one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:21Okay, I found the first aid kit
00:55:24Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:29What do I even say?
00:55:30And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:33Sorry, honey
00:55:33This man's your dad
00:55:34And he didn't know you existed until now
00:55:37Um
00:55:39Yeah
00:55:41Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:44Eva
00:55:48Okay, look
00:55:52Piper is
00:55:58Go on
00:56:05It must be an emergency
00:56:07Excuse me
00:56:09Sorry
00:56:09Take this
00:56:16Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:19Yeah
00:56:21Mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:23I don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:29Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:31I'm telling you, Max
00:56:32That woman is manipulating you
00:56:35She's a high school dropout
00:56:36Doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:39And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:41I'm Eva's husband
00:56:43Max
00:56:43That man has no idea
00:56:45What the treasure
00:56:48He's missing out on
00:56:52I'm sorry, Max
00:56:53You can't know Piper's your daughter
00:56:55Your mother would take her away
00:56:56After Christmas
00:56:57It's over
00:57:01Eva?
00:57:02Maximus?
00:57:03Are you even listening to me?
00:57:06No, Mom, Mom
00:57:06Listen
00:57:07I'm sorry
00:57:08Okay
00:57:08Eva's my wife
00:57:09And I've made up my mind
00:57:10I'm not leaving her
00:57:13Eva?
00:57:20Thank you
00:57:21Thank you
00:57:24Oh, thank you
00:57:25This is for you, Grandma
00:57:32Oh, wow
00:57:34That's so cool
00:57:35What did you know?
00:57:36Derek, this is from
00:57:38Eva and I
00:57:39Oh, thank you so much
00:57:42Thanks, guys
00:57:47Oh, wow
00:57:48These are nice
00:57:49Grandpa
00:57:50Grandpa
00:57:51Language
00:57:51Little ears
00:57:57Piper
00:57:58Do you want to go see your present?
00:58:00It's in the other room by the train set
00:58:01Here, I'll go with you
00:58:02Remember the song that we sang
00:58:04Ready, ready?
00:58:05Grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:58:07What do we got, guys?
00:58:08Billy
00:58:08Walking home from our house
00:58:10Christmas Eve
00:58:14You never told me
00:58:18Have we met before?
00:58:24Have we met before?
00:58:26She's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:32I don't know what you're getting at
00:58:35Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper
00:58:46I don't know what you're talking about
00:58:47Lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:48They're very common
00:58:49I feel so awful
00:58:51But I can't lose my child
00:58:53No matter how I feel about him
00:58:57Maybe
00:59:00Are you okay?
00:59:03Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:06No
00:59:08I'm fine
00:59:10Um
00:59:11Oh, I almost forgot
00:59:15I got you this
00:59:16You got me a gift, too?
00:59:18Tis the season
00:59:20Open it
00:59:35Gloves
00:59:36Did you make these?
00:59:38Yeah
00:59:39I know this is a fake marriage
00:59:41But
00:59:41That's Christmas
00:59:43You've already done so much for me
00:59:45I just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:49How do they feel?
00:59:51Warm, right?
00:59:52Yeah
00:59:53Warm
00:59:56Soft
00:59:59Perfect
01:00:03Thank you, Eva
01:00:05I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:09Really?
01:00:11Yeah, my mom
01:00:12She partied all the time
01:00:13And I got gifts
01:00:15Plenty of them
01:00:16But
01:00:18I don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:21Nothing personal
01:00:23Nothing personal
01:00:23Well, you deserve it
01:00:24You're a good guy
01:00:27And
01:00:28Someday you'll
01:00:30Find
01:00:31Someone special
01:00:32To
01:00:32Spend all your Christmases with
01:00:35What if
01:00:36What if that day's today
01:00:40What if I already found someone special
01:00:44Right here
01:01:09Max
01:01:11We can't
01:01:13If you want me to stop
01:01:14You better tell me right now
01:01:20What do you mean?
01:01:22I don't want you to stop
01:01:29No matter how many years pass
01:01:31I still can't resist him
01:01:37I don't want you
01:01:57God, you didn't try
01:01:58I don't want you to stop
01:02:03Piper!
01:02:12Piper?
01:02:15She can't see me.
01:02:34Eva?
01:02:38Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:52That was way too close.
01:02:54Yeah. We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:03:01Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:05Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:10You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:16Let me give it to you.
01:03:55What are you calling me this way?
01:04:01Hello?
01:04:01Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:03I'm Max's mother.
01:04:05Name your price.
01:04:06What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:09What?
01:04:10We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:14Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:18My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:22Piper is my daughter.
01:04:23And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:26So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:04:29But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:34There's my beautiful wife.
01:04:40You okay?
01:04:44Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:48So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:52What are you talking about?
01:04:53It's over.
01:04:55It's not that hard to understand.
01:05:00Eva, wait!
01:05:04So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:11Well, Max, it's not real.
01:05:13None of it was real.
01:05:15So, it's just a goodbye.
01:05:19Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:22Look.
01:05:24Last night,
01:05:27I let my guard down.
01:05:28But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:31And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:34Just tell me what you need.
01:05:36I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:39a good father.
01:05:41Just say the word.
01:05:47You don't get it.
01:05:50You don't get it.
01:05:57I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:05I won't give up on us.
01:06:21Are we here?
01:06:23Yes.
01:06:24As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:27we're back.
01:06:31Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:33We're home.
01:06:38How can she just walk away?
01:06:47Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:49It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:52Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:55You promise.
01:06:56Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:58Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:02All right, fine.
01:07:03When?
01:07:05Two days.
01:07:06I'll come pick you up.
01:07:08No need.
01:07:09Just send me the address on me, either.
01:07:16I know you and mommy thought,
01:07:19but she still really likes you.
01:07:22So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:24Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:26If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:28I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:34I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:39I love.
01:07:39Before the marriage healthy.
01:07:44I would't wait.
01:07:48Oh, I do't wait until I remember.
01:07:50If it were now in my hips,
01:08:04i need to go win back my family family boss you okay never better go get her max
01:08:16get your best smile ah there he is maximus darling
01:08:23i have some prospects for you nice high society girls from the city
01:08:32oh i told you i already found the woman i love
01:08:42maximus stop this that evil woman is scamming your son tell me what kind of woman you want
01:08:50and i'll find you another you are heir to the harrison dynasty no i'm not
01:08:58oh i work in waste management and i'm a secret crime boss i'm eva's husband and i'm a father
01:09:21oh that's her the woman who got my son head over heels
01:09:28hi welcome in can i help you find something i want to try those
01:09:35awesome i'll get them for you right away are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible
01:09:44no no no i know what i want size seven
01:09:50oh baby can't even walk but she wants three thousand dollar heels come on she wants the white shoes
01:10:01ignore her she's just grumpy over the holidays um here let me help you
01:10:10she seems kind
01:10:17i shouldn't be that impressed she's just doing her job how do they feel well i love the style but
01:10:26it's too
01:10:27very small i think i need a size up maybe my feet are still growing
01:10:34right away i'll be right back she's not only kind she's patient was i wrong about her
01:10:56are you gluing heel back on well who gives a shit she can't walk
01:11:05that's just pure evil oh come on saint eva she's in a wheelchair who cares it's the last pair i
01:11:18get paid commission
01:11:24i'm not doing that manessa see this is your whole problem this is why you'll always be broke
01:11:35i don't care if she can walk or not i'm not selling her joke she has to deal with people
01:11:43like this
01:11:44people who insult her all day i'm your manager
01:11:52sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired
01:12:02did i stutter
01:12:07you don't have to fire me
01:12:11i quit
01:12:17i don't work here anymore
01:12:20listen don't buy the shoes they're broken spend your heart and money elsewhere okay
01:12:25you're a good person after all
01:12:29looks like i misjudged you
01:12:32i'm sorry
01:12:34why are you still here eva get out
01:12:43you're not disabled selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped
01:12:49absolutely shameful who are you i am the chairwoman of the harrison group and the owner of the store
01:12:59you're eleanor the mother of the ceo i am and you my dear are fired
01:13:08what did i do
01:13:12you are a good person from now on this store is yours to run
01:13:20are you serious
01:13:24that's right
01:13:26don't be nervous child
01:13:28you are professional
01:13:31responsible far better than that two-bit manager
01:13:38you out
01:13:40i'll leave
01:13:44i'm leaving
01:13:47i i i feel like i'm dreaming
01:13:51no don't worry you're getting a promotion
01:13:54you deserve it my dear
01:13:58thank you
01:14:00first assignment i want that row and that row and the entire display case
01:14:08pack it all up and bring it to my house
01:14:14once we're home i'll tell her i'm her mother-in-law
01:14:18i can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter
01:14:27she's the mother of ceo of course she lives like this
01:14:41mrs harrison i'm here with your delivery
01:14:46max
01:14:48eva
01:14:50what are you doing here
01:14:52i uh
01:14:53there you are eva
01:14:56wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:59my new daughter-in-law
01:15:02what are you
01:15:06means you really are the ceo of harrison group
01:15:11well i tried to tell you but
01:15:13stop
01:15:15and you
01:15:15you lied to me at the store
01:15:19you were both just testing me
01:15:21is this some sick game rich people play
01:15:23i'm sorry eva i thought you might be using my son just after his money but i was wrong
01:15:29eva please
01:15:30i don't deserve to be treated like this
01:15:32not every working class girl is after your money
01:15:36how could you think that of me
01:15:38it's not like that dear
01:15:40eva what are you talking about
01:15:43mom what did you do
01:15:44i was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:15:47we're not together
01:15:49and i can't love something that was never real
01:15:55i made a horrible mistake
01:15:59what are you waiting for son go after her
01:16:05eva
01:16:05let me go
01:16:07i swear it's not what you think
01:16:08but we come from two completely different worlds stop pretending like you care
01:16:12i'm not pretending okay i can't fake what we have and everything i've done for you and piper this is
01:16:18real
01:16:23touch my wife again and i will snap every finger that you've got
01:16:27max you came
01:16:28god you weren't driving me to fucking insane
01:16:33i'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:16:36a good father just say the word
01:16:41see
01:16:43stop fighting
01:16:47we belong together
01:16:49you're wrong
01:16:51wrong about what
01:16:53that you care
01:16:55or we belong together
01:16:56look i already told you
01:16:57we're from two completely different worlds
01:17:00now i held up my end of the deal and i met your mother like we discussed
01:17:04i want a fake divorce from my fake cousin
01:17:09eva
01:17:13eva
01:17:15i'm sorry maximus walking away is the only choice i have
01:17:25ow
01:17:27are you okay mommy
01:17:29yes sweetie i'm fine
01:17:31come here
01:17:40no you're not fine you're sad
01:17:44i'm okay sweetie
01:17:48i miss daddy too
01:17:52i want maxi my real daddy
01:17:57don't you want to be with him
01:18:01love bug
01:18:03you're right
01:18:04what am i doing running like a coward
01:18:08i always taught you to be brave
01:18:11now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:18:15i believe in you what are you gonna do mommy
01:18:18i know exactly what to say to him
01:18:23maximus deserves to know
01:18:26piper is his daughter
01:18:33i don't think i want to
01:18:40i don't think i want to
01:18:41she doesn't want me
01:18:42i didn't raise you to give up
01:18:44your daughter is still out there you can't abandon her
01:18:47mom you don't get it i made a deal with eva to play my wife and piper she was
01:18:55an added bonus
01:18:56an added bonus
01:18:56what are you talking about i already ran a dna test
01:19:01piper is your daughter
01:19:03what
01:19:04see it for yourself
01:19:06i was right seven years ago
01:19:15and here's that woman
01:19:17it's evil
01:19:27Eva
01:19:31Daddy
01:19:34Piper
01:19:38I've missed you so much, sweetheart
01:19:45You came back
01:19:51I, uh...
01:19:52Don't forget to be brave, Mommy
01:20:01I, uh...
01:20:02I was scared
01:20:04But I don't want to be scared anymore
01:20:06Because what we have is real
01:20:08And it's worth fighting for
01:20:11Sweetheart, I have
01:20:12Something to tell you
01:20:13I have something to tell you, too
01:20:18Piper is your daughter
01:20:20You knew?
01:20:22My sweet granddaughter
01:20:24Mama!
01:20:26Oh...
01:20:28Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago
01:20:30But you've known this whole time?
01:20:32I was scared
01:20:33Okay, I didn't know if you were gonna take her from me
01:20:36I didn't know how you were feeling
01:20:39How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:52I love you, Eva
01:20:56I love you, too
01:20:58I promise
01:20:59For the rest of my life
01:21:00I'm going to make it up to you
01:21:03As long as we're together
01:21:05It doesn't matter where we are
01:21:16Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:19For real this time?
01:21:20Yes
01:21:22Yes
01:21:22Yes, of course
01:21:23I'll marry you
01:21:28Yes
01:21:28Hi
01:21:32Yes
01:21:49Hi
01:21:50Who's that?
01:21:53Eva!
01:21:55Take me back!
01:21:58I'm sorry!
01:21:59I'm sorry!
01:22:00I'm sorry!
01:22:03Looks like I have to take out the trash
01:22:06Again
01:22:09No?
01:22:10Not funny?
01:22:11You want to see me?
01:22:12Bye!
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