00:20I don't know what to do.
00:59He, he, he, he.
01:45Cursed! Cursed!
01:50Cursed is this map, the map to the treasure of the Spanish invade.
01:56You cannot begin to imagine the horrors the curse brings.
02:03So do not even try.
02:06But the curse can be avoided if you put the map back in its bottle before sunset.
02:17Sunset!
02:20Sunset!
02:37Sunset!
02:40Sunset!
02:43Sunset!
02:46Sunset!
02:53Sunset!
02:55Sunset!
02:59Sunset!
03:09Sunset!
03:12Sunset!
03:16Shiver me timbers, a treasure map! And if I remember the maps I've seen in me youth, this one be
03:24leadin' to the Lost Riches. Oh, the Spanish Maine!
03:37Finally, that treasure has been a 40-year competition between me and me two scurvy siblings, Blue Pirate Bob and
03:45Purple Pirate Paul.
03:46Ooh, what a couple of ugly bilge-wrapped baby!
03:51Yarr! Now I'm gonna keel-hole ya! Yarr!
03:56Oh, I'm sorry. Walk the plank. I was gonna make you walk the plank. But now I'd be in such
04:05a fine mood, I'll be holdin' off on it. For now.
04:16Yarr!
04:17Oh, nice work, Thomas!
04:40Yarr!
04:42Rock? Hi! Excuse me. I, uh... Now, he said, I be Blue Pirate Bob, and I don't take lightly to
04:51no stowaways.
04:53You know what I do to stowaways?
05:03Rock? Oh, sorry. No, I don't feed em' and make em' comfortable, and see to their every need, but you're
05:10half right, cause there will be some feedin' to me mascot!
05:14Rock!
05:15Ha! Sorry, little fella! I'm just translating...
05:20Rock!
05:33What's that ya say?
05:35You want a bargain for your life, Judy?
05:47A treasure, says ye.
05:49Well, what?
05:51That makes the sweet pot sweeter, doesn't it?
05:54And where might that be?
06:01Well, if it ain't the ship of me no good brother,
06:04Red Pirate Ron.
06:06So, you're saying he found a treasure map, are ye?
06:13Yarrr.
06:15Ah!
06:16Well then, let's pay him our traditional family visits, says I, huh?
06:44Oh, that should keep the mast from falling over again.
06:47Yarrr!
07:01Oh, wow!
07:03What in the name of Davey Joseph's locker room?
07:15Oh, me hated Brother Blue Pirate Bob.
07:19So you smell me treasure map, huh?
07:22Well, come and get it!
07:37Oh, my God.
08:17Oh, my God.
08:46Oh, my God.
09:13Oh, my God.
09:42Oh, my God.
10:06Oh, my God.
10:23Oh, my God.
10:35Oh, my God.
10:44Oh, my God.
11:00Oh, my God.
11:08Oh, my God.
11:12Oh, my God.
11:20Oh, my God.
11:34Oh, my God.
11:57Oops. Break time's over. Gotta run.
12:01See you, Stan.
12:03Lash, you swine. I'll send you to the bottom of the sea.
12:22Oh, my God.
12:26Get out of there.
12:40Oh, my God.
13:07Oh, my God.
13:08Oh, my God.
13:11Oh, my God.
13:51This is for all that time you spent hogging the bathroom, Brother Bob.
13:57Who am I translating for?
14:00Oh, well, no one, I guess.
14:03Just have it.
14:08Oh, my God.
14:13Oh, my God.
14:54Oh, my God.
15:33So, thought you could steal me treasure map, you scurvy dog.
15:48Go get that map, you mangy cat.
15:56There's an extra ration of tippers in it for you.
16:01Come on, come on.
16:03Let's go.
16:03Let's go.
16:05Let's go.
16:14You can't.
16:25I don't know.
17:14I don't know.
17:23Remember, you have until sunset to return the map to the bottle, or suffer its curse.
17:35Curse.
17:46Curse.
18:03Oh, you did good returning the map to me, cat.
18:07Oh, now let's end this party with a bang.
18:23Oh, brother Ron, you wouldn't sink your own flesh and blood now, would you?
18:28Not to mention his beloved parrot.
18:32Aye, that I would.
18:34I found the map to the treasure of the Spanish Mane.
18:41The Spanish Mane?
18:44Oh, no.
18:46That treasure be cursed.
18:48Our brother Purple Paul went lost trying to find it.
18:53Aye, and so will ye.
19:11So long, Blue Pirate Bob.
19:15Give the fish as me regards.
19:19Sorry about that, Betty.
19:21Talk to you later.
19:24Yarrr!
19:24Oh, well, you never did forgive me for taking the top puck.
19:30Oh, hey, take it easy, Stan.
19:33Catch you later.
19:41Ooh.
19:55Woo-hoo!
19:56Woo-hoo!
19:57Woo-hoo!
19:58Yay!
19:58Yay!
19:59Yay!
20:00Woo!
20:07Set sail for Yo-ho!
20:12Yo-ho Island!
20:14Ay-yi, pirate Ron!
20:21Yar, yar, yar.
20:22Help yourself to me own secret kipper store.
20:32Oh, which apparently ain't much of a secret.
20:43Oh, yarr.
20:45Now let's see, where be the tiny duck that says ye be here?
21:09Cursed! You did not return the map to the bottle by sunset, and now you are all CURSED!
21:29What's this about returning the map to a bottle? This be the first I've heard of it.
21:35But I told you already. I told him... him.
21:43Oh, yes, I did.
21:47And now you are all CURSED!
21:55This ship is now hereby commissioned into the fee of the Spanish maid!
22:04Yarr!
22:06Thomas, have ye anything to say for ye self?
22:15Yee-hah, ha ha ha ha ha ha!
22:27Yee-hah!
22:29Yee-hah!
22:30Yee-hah!
22:37Yee-hah!
22:54I don't know.
23:10I don't know.
23:55I don't know.
23:56I don't know.
23:56I don't know.
24:07Well, Thomas, since all this be your fault, row!
24:21I'll see you real soon.
24:24I don't know.
24:35I don't know.
25:19I don't know.
25:22I don't know.
25:24I don't know.
25:26Except for me.
25:28For whom the rewards will be vast.
25:31Now, Thomas, row!
25:45This be going into your permanent employee record!
25:53I don't know.
25:54I don't know.
26:17I don't know.
26:21I don't know.
26:24I don't know.
26:33I don't know.
27:05I don't know.
27:24I don't know.
27:57I don't know.
28:33I don't know.
28:35I don't know.
29:11I don't know.
29:37I don't know.
29:37Who dares to enter me private sanctuary without me express written or verbal permission?
29:46Quiet, you.
29:48Can't understand a word you're saying.
29:52Well, why don't you answer, Cat?
29:55You got your tongue?
30:08I don't know.
30:28I don't know.
30:32I don't know.
30:38I don't know.
30:48I don't know.
31:04I don't know.
31:16I don't know.
31:37I don't know.
31:37You got your tongue, huh?
31:45It's a little.
31:56I don't know.
31:57I don't know.
31:57You got your tongue.
32:04I don't know.
32:06Oh, my God.
32:39Oh, my God.
33:20Oh, my God.
33:36Oh, my God.
34:04Oh, my God.
34:15Oh, my God.
34:59Oh, my God.
35:31Oh, my God.
35:33Oh, my God.
35:34Oh, my God.
36:27Oh, my God.
36:31Oh, my God.
36:32Oh, my God.
36:47Oh, my God.
37:23Oh, my God.
37:46Oh, my God.
37:47Oh, my God.
37:57Oh, my God.
37:59Oh, my God.
38:09Oh, my God.
38:24Oh, my God.
38:26Oh, my God.
38:27Oh, my God.
38:35Oh, my God.
38:41Oh, my God.
38:42Oh, my God.
38:43Oh, my God.
38:44Oh, my God.
38:50Oh, my God.
38:52Oh, my God.
38:53Oh, my God.
38:56Oh, my God.
39:04Get it!
39:43I don't believe it! After all these years, we are gonna finally find the treasure of the Spanish Man!
39:54Oh, sure!
39:57Oui!
40:34I don't believe it!
40:41I don't believe it!
40:45I don't believe it!
40:46I don't believe it!
41:07Yarr!
41:08This be where the X on the map be located!
41:12Blast! I always meant to search here!
41:16Does it count if I meant to search here?
41:20Yarr!
41:22No!
41:29Avast, me brother! Tis the animal's scow-o-wags!
41:49Arr! A split!
41:50That'd be a difficult shot to make!
42:15Yarr! Yarr!
42:17Yarr!
42:17Oh, dear!
42:19Whoa!
42:20I'm not repeating that!
42:23Yarr!
42:29Heah!
42:41Yarr!
44:04Together, let's try and stay together.
44:27X marks the spot.
45:06Greetings, fortune hunters.
45:09I am the spirit of Don Diego Clippershears.
45:15You survived the curse of my man and have come seeking the burial place of the treasure of the Spanish
45:24Maine.
45:27Unfortunately, that makes you thieves and all thieves must first get by my security system.
45:48You do not get to be the most famous wig maker in Spain without knowing a little magic.
45:54How else could someone make all those old guys want to wear long curly hair?
46:01It looks ridiculous.
46:07Behold, the guardian of the treasure of the Spanish Maine.
46:27Well, it was the only thing we had on the ship to model it after.
46:43You did not think I would just give you the treasure, did you?
46:51Farewell, fools!
47:04Come on, boys, men.
47:07Come on.
47:07Come on, boys.
47:45I don't know.
49:26So, you defeated my guardian, eh?
49:31Well, good for you.
49:33But I bet you did not bring back the key.
49:46Ah, so you have.
49:49Well, congratulations.
49:59This is the lock to the door.
50:02You may only enter if you can figure out the puzzle of how the key opens it.
50:09And you will have to be very crafty indeed, because it won't be...
50:18Okay, yes, I suppose that was a little obvious.
50:23You have defeated my guardian and unlocked the door.
50:27Fabulous reaches await you within.
50:31Reaches beyond your wildest breeze.
50:53I guess he is in too much of a hurry to hear about the horrible traps that protect the treasure
51:03inside.
51:05Oh, did I forget to mention those?
51:10Well, I do not have a brain, so it's tough to remember things.
51:16Mm-hmm.
51:45Ha, ha, ha, ha.
51:46That is right, the old trap-smashing stair that smashes down on you from the ceiling, Trig.
51:54You may as well turn back, because the rest of the stairs are all trapped, and there's no way anybody
52:03could possibly...
52:06Hey, what are you doing?
52:17I am fine. Thanks for asking.
52:52Welcome to the Mind Your Memory game.
52:58I am going to show you an ancient cryptic rune, and you are going to have to memorize it.
53:05Oh, did you catch that? I hope so, because now you have to find it again.
53:11Amongst all these, whichever rune you choose, a door will open to let you out.
53:19But if you choose the wrong rune, that lightning rod up there will zap you but go.
53:28No pressure.
53:38We have officially started. Choose a rune.
53:47Today. Choose a rune today, please.
53:57Got places to be. Things to do.
54:09How would you just hurry up and...
54:20Well, I said the door would open after you chose, and technically you did choose, so I guess I cannot
54:28make a liar out of myself now.
54:59Yes, it is true. All of my fabulous wealth is now yours for the taking.
55:09So go ahead. Take it.
55:12Go on. What are you waiting for? Take it. It is yours.
55:20What? You think there is a catch?
55:25Well, you are right. There is a catch.
55:37If you can get past this, the treasure of the Spanish main is all yours.
55:45Fortunately for me, you will not.
56:14Hey.
56:29That is the big climax to the fabulous treasure hunt.
56:35Oh, that is just great.
56:38Fantastic.
57:06Ah, you can take the emergency exit.
57:09What do I care?
57:13I guess I do not need a hoard of cash.
57:16It is not like I go out much.
57:19I am a skull for crying out loud.
57:26Maybe this is the year I finally turn the place into a bed and breakfast.
57:31I am a skull for crying out loud.
57:33I am a skull for crying out loud.
57:38I am a skull for crying out loud.
58:11I am a skull for crying out loud.
58:12I am a skull for crying out loud.
58:12I am a skull for crying out loud.
58:41I am a skull for crying out loud.
58:45For the last time, quiet, you!
58:52Oh, you're even more...
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