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00:21You sure you guys don't want some?
00:23No, thank you, love. I'm...
00:26...untolerant.
00:28My stepmom can't eat peanuts.
00:31She actually almost died on a cruise. It's crazy.
00:35So what's on your mind? What can we do for you?
00:38What's up?
00:42You wanna go first?
00:45No, you go.
00:48Um...
00:49Well, as you guys know,
00:52Ashley's been an asset to the club's F&B department for almost two years.
00:57There's literally no reason why I would know that.
00:59We, um...
01:01We're very thankful for her contributions.
01:08Do you wanna go?
01:10You go.
01:11Okay.
01:12Well, um...
01:14Given her valuable contributions,
01:17we, um, couldn't help but wonder if there aren't maybe other opportunities that could better fit her, uh, expertise.
01:27Well, given she never graduated, I think she fits pretty perfectly where she is.
01:32Well, if I may say this, Josh, it seems like with all the changes at the club, the new owner
01:38and what have you, it would be very beneficial to everyone for the status, quote, to be maintained vis-a
01:48-vis what has transpired.
01:50Mm-hmm.
01:52Well, I don't know what you think transpired, Austin, but this is... this is really not how we do things
02:00around here.
02:01Yeah. Look, if she's unsatisfied, you know, we can ask around.
02:06Maybe there'll be a motel in the area that's willing to hire someone without a high school diploma.
02:10Hey, that's uncalled for, man.
02:11This whole meeting is uncalled for, man.
02:14Okay, I think it's time for you guys to film.
02:15This is really a human resources issue.
02:17Yeah, you can tell your side of the story.
02:19Yeah, and we'll tell us.
02:19And we'll tell our side, and our side is that we were at home having a heated discussion.
02:24Debate.
02:25A lively debate amongst husband and wife.
02:27In the privacy of our own home.
02:28We saw two employees trespassing on our property.
02:30We're peeking around in the back garden, which is illegal.
02:31Yeah, you know, and if it's not, I know the blackmailing is.
02:34Yes! Exactly.
02:35Yes!
02:36So we'll turn it up.
02:38No!
02:38You fucking touched me!
02:40No!
02:40Stop it!
02:41Stop it!
02:42Baby!
02:43Yes!
02:44There we go!
02:45No!
02:46Don't you fucking touch me!
02:48No!
02:48Stop it!
02:49Stop it!
02:50Don't you fucking touch me!
02:51Yes!
02:52There we go!
02:53No!
02:54Don't you fucking touch me!
03:01So what do you want?
03:12holy shit 45k 10 days paid vacation and fucking health insurance we're set we are set for life
03:22for sure hey when we get home can you help me find a good doctor i wonder if they can
03:27bundle
03:27something with the cyst surgery do i have any weird moles they can remove what's wrong nothing you got
03:36a big one right by your scapula are you feeling guilty or something because we're not bad people
03:44they are yeah totally they suck late stage capitalism just like you said i mean we agreed
03:50to do this for a future baby no i know it just feels like we left a lot on the
03:57table negotiation wise
04:00all we need is health insurance and anything more it sounds like blackmail i just wonder if maybe we
04:11could have gotten something from me too you know oh i'm just now realizing that we didn't even think
04:18about that do you want to go back no it's too late now fine fine just it's felt weird is
04:29all
04:32you know what feels weird is this growing cyst inside me that could become a medical emergency
04:36at any given moment but okay no you're right you're right you're right you're right i'm sorry
04:43i can't imagine how scary that is yeah it's really scary
04:57let's never fight like this again okay
05:02i love you
05:10all employees must maintain the highest standards of personal professional conduct both during
05:15and outside of workouts any behavior that may harm the company's reputation may be grounds for
05:21termination yeah we really got to update that yeah the video looks so much worse than what actually
05:29happened right i mean it's like they zoomed in and yeah the technology is just so fucked up
05:36you sure you want to eat those god knows what they put in them
05:42i mean what the fuck is wrong with kids these days entitlement sorry if i had pulled this ship back
05:48at
05:48soho house kevin nader would have cut my fucking bollocks kevin kevin was a good boss yeah i've come
05:53to realize now why he ran such a tight ship oh my ql's cramping up use the foam roller
06:01ow ow
06:04oh
06:06these fucking kids don't know who they messed with
06:09we have so many more years experience being petty no no no no no no listen we're not gonna make
06:14it worse we're lucky all she wants is health insurance when i was at oliver people's i made
06:18everyone hate this one kid until he quit he had no idea it was me mark ritter what a cunt
06:26stop
06:29stop promoting her is the only move done well so they're just going to get away with it no
06:32consequences linds if that video got out i'd be fired in two seconds josh they are going to lord
06:39this over us for the rest of our lives no one's lording okay there's no lording i'm going to promote
06:43her tomorrow she deletes the video we move on until they surprise us with like a backup video
06:48literally the next time they want something well you know what i can only put out the present fire
06:51not the non-existent one or you could prevent the next fire by chopping down these two unbelievably
06:58shit trees what do you want me to do we can't fire her we can't call the cops
07:07all right crazy thought
07:12what if you quit
07:15what is no i i'm you know hear me out if
07:20if you leave the club the video is of no use to them right okay and then what where am
07:28i going to get
07:28a job how are we going to pay for this place we'll sell it we can downsize really yeah are
07:38you
07:38kidding me you would not be happy downsizing look around it's all upsize all upsize i know it sounds
07:45mad but this could be a fresh start for us we could take out a loan get credit cards
07:54we'd have time to actually enjoy things we could go to concerts you could play music again i don't know
08:01maybe this is exactly what we needed to get back on track
08:07can you just consider it genuinely for a moment
08:15i mean
08:20i'm i'm gonna promote her tomorrow okay it's gonna be all right it's gonna be all right
08:25i'll let people win every day we'll manage it it's literally my job general general manager
08:39oh yeah yeah i'm sure you'll figure it out as well
08:50uh
08:52uh
08:54uh
09:12I've never missed again.
09:14Did Lindsay say something about the 30% discount?
09:17Because that was a good deal.
09:18No, I stand by that.
09:20You've been great.
09:21You've been a wonderful member of the team.
09:22This is Park.
09:23It's purely fiscal.
09:24Fuck your fiscal!
09:26Okay, Deb, I know.
09:27Emotions are really high right now.
09:28They're hot!
09:29Every right to be angry.
09:3116 minutes.
09:32No!
09:35It's a bad situation for all of us.
09:37You've been a great...
09:41Fuck.
09:51You guys sucks, Josh.
09:53Ashley always had that yogurt honey bar I liked, and she had a great face, too.
09:56Yeah, we had to find somebody to cover Bev Car at last minute, but it's no excuse.
09:59You're absolutely right.
10:00All right.
10:01Can you cop the drinks at least?
10:03Yeah, let me take care of that, and I'll call you back.
10:05He's taking care of it.
10:06Put the fear of God in it.
10:07Hey, there she is.
10:08Hi.
10:10Sorry, is that all good time?
10:11Yeah, yeah, sure.
10:11No, I wanted to check in with you right when you got in.
10:14How are we doing?
10:14Everything to your liking?
10:16Oh, yeah.
10:17Thanks.
10:18Please close the door and have a seat.
10:21Have a little chit-chat.
10:26So, how do you want to go about this?
10:28Do you want to delete the video now, or do you want to wait until you settle in more?
10:34Yeah, either way.
10:36But I actually went ahead and took on some of Deb's workload.
10:39Oh, you don't have to do that.
10:40No, no, I want to.
10:41That's manager stuff, so it's okay.
10:43Oh, but, um, I did it.
10:45So, this one goes with this one.
10:49Oh, yeah, just, yeah.
10:52Um, and if you just give me the old autograph, then I'll be able to finance to cut checks.
10:56Yeah, awesome.
10:57Uh, FYI, though, we can't pay M&L Pony Rides, because they don't exist anymore.
11:03M died, and we already paid them.
11:05This invoice is old.
11:07Sorry, I didn't see an updated one in Deb's files, so.
11:10Yeah, a lot of, uh, Deb's most up-to-date files were in her head, unfortunately.
11:14Yeah, a lot of these are filled out wrong.
11:15I'll, uh, I'll go through them.
11:16No, I can do it.
11:17There just wasn't, like, an orientation or anything.
11:19Hey, Ashley, you won.
11:20It's okay.
11:20You won.
11:21You don't have to do any of this.
11:22You just have to delete the video.
11:24Okay?
11:25Yeah, okay.
11:29Um.
11:31Here.
11:34Wait.
11:36And they're recently deleted?
11:38Oh, yeah.
11:39Duh.
11:39Uh.
11:43I assume you backed it up to the cloud or whatever, but I guess there's not much I can do
11:46about
11:46that, right?
11:49Uh.
11:55Well, you could walk me through everything and, like, you know, get me familiar with my responsibilities
12:02and whatnot.
12:05Only if you have time.
12:06I'm not trying to force you.
12:07No, no, no, no, no.
12:07We'll, we'll, we'll get a, an orientation on the books.
12:10Great.
12:10Anything else you need?
12:12Um.
12:13I don't think so.
12:15Okay.
12:16Oh.
12:17Could I have one of those real name thingies for my office?
12:22Copy that.
12:26Thanks.
12:29Hey, you're a really good GM.
12:33Oh, nice.
12:33Appreciate that.
12:36See you.
12:41Oh, my God, she's lording.
12:43She's fucking lording.
12:48There are three common mistakes everyone makes with a glute bridge.
12:53See how my knees are rolling forward right now?
12:56Stack them above your ankles.
12:58Boom.
12:58That is a glute exercise.
13:00Not a lower back one.
13:03Mmm.
13:16I'm working.
13:17I'm working.
13:37You okay?
13:38Sorry, I know you're busy.
13:39I, I was gonna go during lunch, but I have an orientation now.
13:43Yeah, and we're both so busy today.
13:45Yeah.
13:46Can you please do this for me?
13:48Our whole future's riding on this job.
13:50Why are you so stressed?
13:51We have the videos still.
13:52I know, but I still have to do a good job.
13:55You know, if someone talks shit and the owner fires me, then I can't do my surgery, and then
13:58I lose my health insurance, and you can't get yours, and then we can't pay our bills.
14:03And then we're doing ASMR muck bangs in my car for rent money.
14:06So, can you please go to H&M?
14:08Hello?
14:09Did I lose you?
14:10Sorry, reception's weird.
14:11Yeah, I'll go to H&M.
14:12Oh my gosh, thank you, thank you.
14:14Hey, I love you.
14:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
14:36Oh my gosh, I'm gonna start crying just talking about it.
14:38But our silent auction raised over $100,000 for Save the Frogs.
14:43It's all thanks to you, Eva.
14:44Oh, stop, it was a team effort.
14:47Linz, could you check on the food?
14:50Could you check on the food?
14:52Oh my God, people went so crazy betting on that dinner with Woosh.
14:56I mean, he's so fucking hot.
14:58I don't even like tennis, and I'm taking lessons.
15:01I think he has a crush on me.
15:04He sent me a little text.
15:06I would never, of course.
15:08But, sweetie, he texted all of us.
15:12He's gonna send a few more flirty texts and try to sell you skincare.
15:18Yeah.
15:20Right, I mean, that's why I didn't reply.
15:22Eva, did you buy anything from Woosh?
15:24Your skin looks amazing.
15:26Oh, thanks.
15:27No, same old routine.
15:29Just a little aquaphor before bed.
15:33Linz, you should talk to Woosh about the travel packages.
15:36They're only 40K, and Korean lasers knock, like, ten years off your face.
15:43Right, yeah.
15:44Well, that's a good deal.
15:45I should look into that.
15:47Oh, before I forget, Linz, could you tell Josh to book the conference room for us next week?
15:51It is so hard to focus in here.
15:54Do you know what, Eva?
16:00We actually promoted someone.
16:02For this very reason.
16:04Oh, yeah?
16:05Yeah.
16:06Her name's Ashley Miller.
16:08Let me give you her cell.
16:11Any requests you have, grievances, honestly, even just personal errands, you can just reach out to her directly.
16:16You can think of her as a personal concierge.
16:19That is such a great idea.
16:21I know, right?
16:25Right.
16:26I'm gonna go and pinch a stick from someone.
16:28Let you all carry on.
16:32When did she start smoking?
16:34There's gonna be a lot of people, and the event's gonna come up fast.
16:37First, you need to update accounts payable and make sure that quarterly projections track with the allocation of the carnival
16:44feathers.
16:44You following me so far?
16:46Got it.
16:46Now, the way that Deb and I like to work together for the last 16 years, we would give our
16:52vendors enough lead time, given the supply chain issues that come with delivering a luxurious evening of tropical dreams.
17:00You understand?
17:02Yes.
17:03Got it.
17:04S-E-M-wise, are you the point for towels?
17:07I think so.
17:08You are not.
17:10Towels are vendor-managed inventory.
17:13Huh, I was gonna say.
17:15Mm-hmm.
17:15Oh, I'm so sorry.
17:17You know, Josh didn't give me much of a heads-up about your promotion.
17:21Yeah, no, it all happened so fast.
17:23It's a big step up on a beverage cart.
17:26Where'd you go to college?
17:28Uh, actually, in lieu of college, I decided to gain, uh, managerial experience, uh, in the food and beverage sector.
17:38Oh, managerial.
17:40Yeah, yeah, I'm managing in the, uh, the registrarial capacity.
17:44And, and where was that?
17:46Uh, I think it was Albertson's, um, oh, um, she needs to take us, uh, as a city of Voxnard.
18:02Oh, my God, Asher's a fucking idiot.
18:05This one's wrong, too.
18:05They're all wrong.
18:10Oh, my God.
18:21Mono Vista Point, Josh speaking.
18:23Hey, sorry to call at work.
18:24Your cell had some voicemail.
18:25No worries.
18:26You okay?
18:27I'm fine.
18:28Not a good time?
18:28Yeah, yeah, of course.
18:30Uh, hey, I'm, I'm sorry that I didn't send any money this month.
18:32It's just been really crazy with, uh, the new owner and everything.
18:35It's okay.
18:36We're doing fine.
18:37Okay, are you sure?
18:38Because, uh, I can send some now if it's urgent.
18:40We're good.
18:41Funeral's paid off.
18:42Chipping away at the hospital, though.
18:44Nice.
18:45Slowly but surely, right?
18:47Hey, so, some of your mail got sent to Mom's.
18:51Uh, oh, yeah?
18:53That's, uh, that's weird.
18:55Uh, yeah.
18:56They're from a debt collector.
18:58Oh, oh, God.
19:00How?
19:00Oof.
19:01Sorry about that.
19:01That's, um, I'm pretty sure I paid this off.
19:05Uh, you haven't.
19:06You should call them.
19:08Okay, yeah.
19:10Wow.
19:10Jeez.
19:11Thanks for the heads up, sis.
19:12And, you know, I checked the joint account you had with Mom.
19:16What?
19:16I, I don't think that you, you can, uh, uh, that's a lot.
19:22How did you do that?
19:23I just pretended I was Mom.
19:24They haven't updated their records yet.
19:26That's illegal, Sarah.
19:28I, I really need to close that account.
19:29I couldn't help but notice that the account had a bunch of overdraft charges over the last year.
19:33Yeah, you know, like I said, I, I, you know, it's really crazy over here, and, uh, I can't really
19:37stay on top of everything, so.
19:39Josh.
19:39Josh, if you're hard up for money, you don't need to send us anything.
19:43I'm fine.
19:44Sarah, I can't believe you lied to the bank.
19:46I know you regret not being there when she passed, but sending money you don't have isn't gonna change that.
19:51Okay, you know what?
19:52Like I said, uh, it's the last time I'm gonna say this.
19:55I had to work that night. It is what it is. I'm gonna send you money. Goodbye.
20:02Good boy. Good boy. Sit down.
20:04Beverly, sit. That's it.
20:05Off you go. Go and find it.
20:10Ugh, fucking worse.
20:15Good boy. Good boy. Good boy. Good boy.
20:18Good boy. Good boy. Good boy.
20:20Oh, God, you're so cheeky.
20:22Go and find it.
20:39Good boy. Good boy.
20:41Drop it. Drop it.
20:42Good boy.
20:44Good boy.
20:45Good boy.
20:46Good boy.
20:46Good boy.
20:47Good boy.
20:47Good boy.
20:49Good boy.
20:51Good boy.
20:51Good boy.
20:52Good boy.
20:52Good boy.
20:53Good boy.
20:53Good boy.
20:54Good boy.
20:54Good boy.
20:54Good boy.
20:55Oh, fast reply.
21:04Okay, let's see here.
21:10Let's lay that out.
21:12Toss on a filter.
21:28Burberry?
21:38Burberry?
21:44Good boy.
21:45Good boy, come here, come here.
21:46No more, no more, no more.
21:48No, no.
22:02Maybe you could come by and design my room sometime.
22:05I moved in a week ago and still haven't unpacked.
22:08So you just left your entire life in Korea,
22:10because she asked you to teach tennis here?
22:12Well, chairwoman's always helped me out since my parents passed,
22:15and you know she accounts for like 2% of Korean GDP.
22:21Well, she has appalling taste in interior design.
22:25God, I could say anything of that X and I'd still find it hot.
22:28Oh, please, you have a line for everyone.
22:31No, for real though.
22:33This one's a little hot today.
22:35Here, try this.
22:37It's the best brand by far.
22:39Chocos.
22:43Wow.
22:45Feels so much cleaner.
22:47Is it Korean?
22:48Yeah, Koreans are like that.
22:51It's getting a little hot out.
22:54Can I get some on my back?
22:56Yeah.
22:56Of course.
22:59Sorry, my hands are a bit cold.
23:02No.
23:03Feels really good.
23:05So does truckers only make sunscreen?
23:09No, they got everything.
23:10Eye creams, masks.
23:12I'll bring you some samples next time.
23:14I know a guy.
23:15I could get you a good deal.
23:16Now, if I wanted to see results, like, right away, what would you recommend?
23:21If you want immediate results, you gotta go to Seoul.
23:23Chocos has the best skin clinic and they have this VIP program where they fly first class, car service, five
23:29-star hotels.
23:30It's crazy.
23:31Wow.
23:32How much is that?
23:33Depends on what you want, but with the friends and family rate, with the Little Wish and Lindsay rate, I'd
23:39say $40,000.
23:43But, I mean, you know, it's me.
23:46Couldn't you knock off, like, a 20%?
23:50Oof.
23:51Yeah, with the flights and the hotels, I think the best I could do is $39,500.
24:03Um, I really need this.
24:06So could you just help me out?
24:10Pulling a lot of strings for you.
24:13Could always save up.
24:15Yeah.
24:17Fine.
24:19Sorry.
24:20Got working on that overhead.
24:35Does the chairwoman know?
24:38Yeah, she knows.
24:39She gave me permission.
24:41No, I mean, does she know that you've been making a lot of the women here feel uncomfortable?
24:47What are you talking about?
24:49I mean, I think she'd be pretty disappointed to hear that you've been sexually harassing members.
24:54Oh, are you serious?
24:55And frankly, you're making me feel quite uncomfortable right now.
24:58And the club takes allegations like this very seriously.
25:05All right, guys, you gotta stack your knees above your ankles.
25:09This isn't a lower back exercise, okay?
25:11It's all about your posterior chain.
25:14When I won the Buckus Award in 2015.
25:17Oh, my God.
25:18I'm so glad to be home.
25:19I hate the busiest day today.
25:21Oh.
25:22Sorry.
25:23Were you recording something?
25:24Yeah.
25:25I'm making a series of how-to videos.
25:27I'm starting with the glutes, and then I'm gonna work my way up the posterior chain,
25:31and then I'm gonna head back down.
25:33Who's making you do this?
25:34No one.
25:35I just realized I got all this knowledge, you know?
25:37From football, when I won the Buckus Award in 2015...
25:40Oh, like all those trainer influencers you follow.
25:43You don't think it's a good idea?
25:45No, it is.
25:46I was just asking.
25:48It's a great idea.
25:50I'm gonna clean up.
25:51No, no, that's okay.
25:53Did you get a chance to pick up some clothes?
25:54Yeah.
25:55I got some good stuff.
25:56I texted a bunch, but you didn't reply.
25:59Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
26:00I had the craziest day today.
26:02I was just, like, running around, and people at work, like, actually need me,
26:06which is, it's kinda cool, but I have so much work to do today.
26:09Do you wanna do that in the bedroom, then?
26:10Cause I gotta keep on recording my videos.
26:14Yeah, okay.
26:17Is everything okay, though?
26:18Cause I...
26:19I don't know, I feel like I'm picking up a weird energy or something.
26:23I'm fine.
26:24I think maybe you just might be projecting.
26:28Yeah.
26:29Maybe.
26:31Wait, are these from Goodwill?
26:33Yeah.
26:34I went to H&M, but it didn't feel right leaving the tags on and then returning, so...
26:39Oh, wow.
26:41Nice, right?
26:42So nice.
26:44These are, like, timeless.
26:48Good job.
26:50Thanks.
26:53Just gonna go try them on.
26:55Okay.
26:57I got your back anytime.
26:59Anything for my girl.
27:00Aw, that's so sweet.
27:08Only the best for my boys.
27:11What you got for us?
27:12Got you the 20-year this time.
27:14My God, you know I'm happy for that. Happy.
27:17Yeah, it's a softer proof, more refined.
27:19It's very hard to find these days.
27:20Man, this new owner better not replace you, bro.
27:24What?
27:24What do you mean?
27:25No.
27:26Hey, Troy.
27:26Yeah?
27:27Tell them what you heard.
27:30I didn't really hear much.
27:31It's not worth stressing out over.
27:33Just tell me.
27:34I'm not stressed.
27:34I'm stressed.
27:36You know, I just heard she might be interviewing some folks.
27:41That's all.
27:42Yeah?
27:43Who?
27:44How many?
27:45I don't really know much.
27:48Sorry, bro.
27:50Oh, I got a capital gains situation.
27:52Hey, Troy.
27:53Who's that tax guy you got?
27:54I think I need a little help.
27:56Yeah, I'll text you.
27:57The help parked by this club saved your 20 mil.
28:00That's crazy.
28:00What do you do, like a 1031 or something?
28:02A duh.
28:04My guy's good.
28:06He set up a buy bar, I'll die for me.
28:09Yo, it's crazy.
28:10I can't even believe this shit's legal.
28:11Damn.
28:12What asset did he make you buy?
28:14I don't know.
28:15Monet, mayonnaise.
28:17Hey, all I know is we making money.
28:20Shut up, party pal.
28:22Shut up, Joshy.
28:23Now you gotta play.
28:25Come on over here.
28:26Come on.
28:26Just a quick one.
28:27Nah, I can't.
28:28I gotta go home.
28:30Put your money in.
28:35I mean, if you guys like losing.
28:37Now we talking.
28:38Oh, shit.
28:38Here we go.
28:39High card wins.
28:40Come on, Joshy.
28:42Let's go, baby.
28:43Okay.
28:44All right.
28:44Show us what you got.
28:45Hey, Josh.
28:46Draw for me, too.
28:47You got it.
28:48Michael.
28:55Tough card to beat.
28:59Oh, shit.
29:01King takes it.
29:03Way to go, Michael.
29:04Goddammit, Phil.
29:05Sorry.
29:06I don't care, Baron.
29:07I swear to God, Mike, do you ever lose at anything?
29:10Nah, I don't do that.
29:11Thanks, Joshy.
29:13Yep.
29:14All right, man.
29:15Let's do it again.
29:15All right, man.
29:15What's your Venmo?
29:17At Michael Phelps.
29:19Oh, yep.
29:20There you are.
29:22It's a 5K limit.
29:24Back-to-back days is fun.
29:27Yeah, it's fun.
29:31I know my post said $800, but I am flexible, so, you know, we can talk.
29:34I got stuff from pretty much everybody at every level.
29:37Collegiate, pros, great guys.
29:39So, here we got the A1s, signed by Ant.
29:46Ah.
29:47And we got the, uh, Jordans here, 1990 Jordans.
29:53And here we got the Tiger Woods Clubs.
29:56So, funny story about...
29:57Are those the B.O. Lab 18s?
30:00Yeah.
30:03Huh.
30:05You, uh, you an audiophile?
30:08Yeah, a little bit.
30:09Nice, man.
30:10Nice.
30:11So, anyway, uh, funny story about these.
30:13You remember when Tiger went crazy at Augusta?
30:15Yeah.
30:15This is 4-iron.
30:16That's why it's a little, a little crooked.
30:19You know, these 18s are going for, like, 10K on eBay.
30:23Is that right?
30:24Yeah.
30:24I'll take them off your hands right now for 9.
30:27They're, uh, they're not for sale.
30:29Huh.
30:29But I will sell you Tiger Woods Clubs for 10K.
30:32Well, what about the Moog, though?
30:33None of the music stuff's for sale.
30:37Right.
30:38Huh.
30:39You know that the AE ones, they're gonna appreciate, by the way.
30:42Anthony Edwards, he's the future.
30:46When you said Anthony Edwards, I thought that was the dude from ER.
30:54Goose?
30:55No, no.
30:56ER.
30:57Yeah, no, I know.
30:58Goose from Top Gun.
30:59What does that have to do with that?
31:00I'm saying it's the same actor.
31:03Oh.
31:04Heh.
31:05Uh, thank you for your time.
31:09You have a good day.
31:20Uh, wait.
31:31My husband, I will stop cheating.
31:34My husband will be here.
31:34Please remove this one as well.
31:35Yes.
31:39You know, if the Nationality needs help with any of the equipment...
31:42My fiance is a trainer here.
31:53She won't be needing that to my mind.
32:00He's Korean?
32:03Half?
32:06Oh, my friend is a Korean person.
32:09My friend is a Korean person.
32:10My friend is beautiful.
32:24She says it's sweet of you to think of your fiancƩ.
32:30What the chairwoman's husband needs is a physical therapist.
32:37You know, it's funny she should mention that because my fiancƩ is a physical therapist.
32:41I thought he was a trainer.
32:43Yeah, no, he is. Part-time.
32:45But, uh, yeah, we just never thought to have a PT here before.
32:48It's genius, really. Most members are 50s, 60s. They definitely keep Austin busy.
32:53She's smart.
32:55You're English, chairwoman.
32:58Shh, don't tell. Only you know.
33:01Oh, well, I'm so honored. And I'd be happy to set up Austin as a PT, if you wish.
33:08Perhaps the chairman should try a session with your fiancƩ first?
33:13Yes, let me try first.
33:15Absolutely. I'll set that up.
33:17I chose a husband, 20 years younger, so I can die before him. And now, he has more health problems
33:26than me.
33:34I chose a family.
33:41Hey, babe.
33:42Oh, uh, hey.
33:44Not sure.
33:44Sh.
33:46I got, like, so many compliments on my shirt today. Like, I love it so much.
33:53No.
33:54Well, you look so good, I mean.
33:58So, guess who's up for a full-time position at the gym?
34:03I don't want to know.
34:05Austin Davis.
34:08There's another Austin Davis?
34:12No.
34:13It's you, silly.
34:15What?
34:16How'd you do that?
34:18I didn't do anything.
34:20Like, Chairwoman Park just asked about you on her own.
34:23She knew all about your football background.
34:26I think she saw one of your videos.
34:28Yeah.
34:30It's kind of cool, right?
34:32I think we should celebrate or something.
34:35Yeah.
34:35Do you want to join us?
34:37But show.
34:37Can you put in the triple meeting?
34:39Uh, yeah.
34:43There's, like, one little thing, though.
34:48You have to be a licensed physical therapist.
34:52What?
34:52That's going to take me, like, five years.
34:54No, no, no.
34:55It's not.
34:55What are you talking about?
34:56I don't have a license.
34:58Look.
35:00I just feel like we've been off lately.
35:04Right?
35:05No.
35:06I'm fine.
35:08Are you okay?
35:12Yeah, I guess I've been feeling a bit off, and I don't know.
35:17I just feel like it'd be really good for me and us if we both worked at the club and,
35:23you know, moved up together.
35:27I mean, I guess if you think that I'll help you feel better, show.
35:33Yeah.
35:34I think it would.
35:36Okay, then.
35:37Hey, do you remember when you lost your driver's license and you used your fake ID for a year and
35:42no one noticed?
35:43Yeah.
35:44So?
35:45I don't know.
35:59So Dr. Kim is recommending the Fraxel laser, Prad lift, and some filler.
36:22And I get all of this for free.
36:25Sure.
36:26I guess, uh, let's see your agreement.
36:35Do you know what?
36:35I'm just going to start with a laser, and I'm going to end up looking crazy.
36:42I wouldn't have been able to afford all that.
36:45I think this is going to be really good for me.
36:50I need you so bad, Ricky.
36:52Oh, yeah.
36:53No one can fuck me like you do.
36:55Please don't make me go that long without you.
36:58Please, sir.
36:58Oh, fuck.
36:59No one gives me this dripping heart.
37:02Oh, yeah.
37:03Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
37:11oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
37:33oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
37:33oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
37:33oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
37:33oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
37:47I'm not trying to say that all pornography is bad, but there are good data to support
37:52the idea that if your brain learns to be aroused by watching other people have sex,
38:25I'd like to change my security questions.
38:28The joint account for me and my mom, Marta Lucrecia Diaz.
38:33Yeah, I'll hold it.
38:48Come on in.
38:51Hey, boss.
38:51Hey.
38:54I've got a couple things for you to sign.
38:55Yeah.
38:56Cool.
38:56Whatever you need.
38:59Also, Eunice asked me to leave Austin's credentials with you.
39:02A swimming park gives the green line, of course.
39:04Alright.
39:05Here you go.
39:08Yeah.
39:09Perfect.
39:12Hey, by the way, I had a look at the invoices you gave me.
39:16I went over them.
39:18And they're all good.
39:19Oh, great.
39:20Yeah.
39:21If you wouldn't mind just mailing them out.
39:23Is that alright?
39:23Yeah, no problem.
39:24Of course.
39:25Alright.
39:26Thanks for doing that.
39:27Yeah.
39:28Well, thank you for being you.
39:32Hey, you know what?
39:33I think that you're just about ready to take on more of Deb's workload.
39:36Oh.
39:37Wow.
39:38I really appreciate that.
39:40Won't lie you down.
39:42Keep crushing it.
39:43Oh.
39:44Hey, you're the MVP.
39:45Mmm.
39:46Yeah.
39:57But it totally worked.
39:58You didn't even look.
39:59I can't do this.
40:00I'm coming home.
40:01Hey, stop.
40:02No, this is straight up fraud.
40:03No, the only person who needs to approve the license is Josh.
40:06And he already gave the thumbs up.
40:08If he ever becomes an issue, we just whip out the backup video and he'll fold.
40:11Stupid old fuck.
40:16Babe?
40:40Josh.
40:41One sec.
40:42I'm locked in.
40:45Did you take the day off?
40:46They got my number if they need me.
40:50What happened to all of your staff?
40:52I had to pay Michael Phelps.
40:56Okay.
40:59Um.
41:02So.
41:04I think I'm gonna go and visit my parents next month.
41:07I scattered the mulch.
41:09Scattered it.
41:10Yeah.
41:11I saw that.
41:12Figured we'd grow tomatoes, zucchini, squash, whatever.
41:15We turn the A to you into an artist retreat.
41:18Build a stage in the yard.
41:22And then we dance, baby.
41:25You're sort of freaking me out now.
41:27Hey, did you hear what I said?
41:30Hey.
41:31Have you ever heard of a buy, borrow, die loophole?
41:35Um, are you okay?
41:38So it's this thing that these, like, rich fucking assholes do where they purchase an asset.
41:42Like, let's say you buy a painting for a thousand dollars and it appreciates to a million.
41:46Well, when you go to sell it, you gotta pay taxes, right?
41:49You hate some art.
41:50No, I love art.
41:50I love art.
41:52I love it.
41:52Monet, Manet.
41:53I love it.
41:54Cause art can be collateral to get a million dollars from the bank.
41:57And while you swim in money, that art appreciates 10 mil, 20 mil.
42:03And when you die, you pass it to your kid and they sell it and bam, zero taxes.
42:07They pay no taxes.
42:08Oh, my God.
42:09Please, don't tell me you bought art.
42:11Babe, everyone is scamming.
42:14Everyone's scamming.
42:15We have been grinding away here and for what?
42:17Oh, my God.
42:17Okay?
42:18I can smell it now.
42:18You're high and drunk.
42:20Yeah, I had a few puffs.
42:22I'm the fucking GM.
42:24Outgoing payments, I sign them.
42:27You see where I'm going, right?
42:28You see it?
42:29No.
42:29You see it?
42:30No, I don't.
42:32And you, you know, Burberry hates the smell of marijuana.
42:36Lins, listen to me.
42:37Listen to me, Lindsay.
42:38Lins, listen to me.
42:40I came up with a way to skim thousands of dollars from the club.
42:45Wait, is this some kind of joke?
42:47Are you serious, Renan?
42:48The most serious.
42:48Guys, the only person other than me that mails out the invoices is now an underqualified,
42:56entitled little Gen Z with no attention to detail.
43:00She's the perfect scapegoat.
43:02This, this is how we get back on track.
43:05We finish the bed and breakfast.
43:08We focus on us.
43:11God, you're so beautiful.
43:13I miss you.
43:17We can't just disappear, Lindsay.
43:21We can't.
43:23Let me explain it again, okay?
43:24So you buy art.
43:43Beautiful home.
43:46It's a rental.
43:48Oh, man.
43:50Landlords, right?
43:54Hmm.
43:55I'll go check on the chairwoman.
43:58Deafheits tƩcnodyter.
43:59I'm vaccinated again.
44:10So let's call the chairwoman.
44:11Free ć an honor in shape.
44:12To some age 7.
44:13Wasa Chase all about that?
44:13I was very tired of bitches.
44:13JustSPen's enough room.
44:14Lovely.
44:14sufficient Why?
44:15Because she...
44:16Books to check out?
44:18Hi.
44:18Thanks again.
44:25You've already checked.
44:26I'm talking about my husband.
44:29I'm talking about my husband.
44:30You know, I'm going to test my husband first.
44:33Yes, I'm going to take a look.
44:47Now, I'll take a look.
44:50What are you doing?
44:51What are you doing?
44:53What are you doing?
44:56What are you doing?
44:56What are you doing?
44:57If you don't know what you're doing,
45:00I'll take a look at you.
45:01I'll take a look at you.
45:23What are you doing?
45:25I'm doing you doing it.
45:28I'm doing it.
45:29I'm doing it.
45:31I'm doing it.
45:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
46:10Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
46:38Oh, oh, oh, oh.
47:08Oh, oh, oh, oh.
47:38Oh, oh, oh, oh.
48:03Oh, oh, oh, oh.
48:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
48:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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