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00:00Yes.
00:01No!
00:03That looks good, guys.
00:04Get me out of here!
00:05We gotta get out of here!
00:09Help!
00:10I'm swimming back to New York.
00:12Yep.
00:12I know it's fun to swim, but I have to drive.
00:15You can't swim!
00:17I set my chances to swim.
00:18Take time!
00:20Oh snap!
00:21I can't see!
00:22I can't see!
00:25I can see!
00:27Okay, look.
00:29It's honestly just been a little mistake.
00:31I'm sure if people didn't dump us here on purpose,
00:34as soon as they realize what happened,
00:35they'll come looking for us, right?
00:38Yeah!
00:38What?
00:42You know, so I bet they're already on their way.
00:46I don't know.
00:501,504 miles south to Antarctica.
00:53Oh, boys!
00:53It's gonna be ice-cold sushi for breakfast.
00:59Mika!
01:03Well, since I'm doomed to die on this forsaken island,
01:08I, Melvin Mankiewicz, being of sound mind and unsound body,
01:13have divided my estate equally among the three of us.
01:17Hello?
01:18Sorry, Alex.
01:19Hey!
01:20The latrine!
01:21Nice work, Melvin.
01:23I'll talk something.
01:24No, it's not on a train.
01:26It's a grave.
01:27You sent Melvin to his grave.
01:29Are you happy?
01:30Oh, come on.
01:31This isn't the end.
01:33This is a whole new beginning.
01:35This could be the best thing that's ever happened to us!
01:37Yeah!
01:37No!
01:38No!
01:38No!
01:39No!
01:39No!
01:40No!
01:40No!
01:41No!
01:41This is not the best thing that's ever happened to us!
01:43Yeah!
01:44You abused the power of the birthday wish and brought this bad luck on all of us!
01:48Why'd you tell us you wish?
01:49You're not supposed to do that!
01:50Wait a minute.
01:51I didn't want to tell you!
01:52Remember?
01:53You guys made me tell you!
01:55Oh, okay.
01:55Besides, this isn't bad luck.
01:58This is good luck.
02:00This is good luck.
02:00Look around.
02:01There's no fences, no schedules.
02:02This place is beautiful.
02:04Maybe we will-
02:05Okay!
02:05Okay!
02:06I cracked up this.
02:07This is your side of the island, and this is our side of the island.
02:12That is the bad side.
02:13Where you can dance and skip around like a magical pixie horse.
02:16Do whatever the heck you want to do all day long.
02:18And this, this is the good side of the island.
02:20For those who love New York and care about going home.
02:22Come on!
02:25You know what?
02:26This isn't good.
02:27Okay!
02:28You all have your side, and I'll have mine.
02:31And if you need me, I'll be over here.
02:33On the fun side of the island.
02:35Have an alley!
02:36You know, this is the fun side!
02:39This is the fun side where we're going to have a great time surviving until we go home!
02:42I love this side and this side is the best!
02:44That side stinks!
02:46You're on the Jersey side of this cesspool!
02:49Well, now what do we do?
02:50Don't worry, Melvin.
02:51I have a plan to get us rescued.
02:52I have a plan to get us rescued.
02:52But I have a plan to get your nest!
02:52I have a plan to get would've over here!

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