00:03:18Tom, I told you I don't speak Polish.
00:03:22Besides, I'm not Angie. I'm Anthony.
00:03:25And you know I came to this country years ago.
00:03:27Anyway, what's up?
00:03:29Hey, by the way, do you know where Matt is?
00:03:31Uh, no. I haven't seen him for a long period of time.
00:03:35Yeah, me too. That's the problem. He just disappeared.
00:03:39Oh, come on. It's Matt. He should be fine. By the way, do you want to hit the bar?
00:03:44Nah, I'm exhausted.
00:03:46I'm exhausted.
00:03:47I'm exhausted. A lot of work, important projects, you know.
00:03:50You want a little bit tighter?
00:03:51I really need some rest.
00:03:53As usual.
00:03:55As usual.
00:03:55Hey, what about that girl you met a couple weeks back? You should go with her.
00:04:00Uh, nothing.
00:04:02Why? She's cool.
00:04:04You know, she's strange. She picks her nose to her.
00:04:08Gotcha. You are definitely unlucky with girls, dude.
00:04:12Yeah, beautiful. It looks like it.
00:04:15Okay. Hey, we'll see you, bro.
00:04:19Yeah. See ya. Bye.
00:04:39Dan, who would come back to the United States?
00:05:04Okay.
00:05:20Bye.
00:05:28Bye.
00:05:48It was lovely meeting you.
00:05:50I like you.
00:05:52Am I special?
00:05:54Yeah, I like that one.
00:06:10That's Nat's apartment.
00:06:31That's Nat's apartment.
00:07:14Is he alive?
00:07:15What is his blood?
00:07:19The crazy bastard split his head open.
00:07:22What shall we do now?
00:07:24Call 911, I guess.
00:07:28Do you want us to call you an ambulance?
00:07:31Nah, thanks.
00:07:35Okay, let's help him to his feet then.
00:07:41Come on.
00:07:45So, here we are then.
00:07:48Where have you been, man?
00:07:49I haven't seen you for a week.
00:07:50No messages, no calls.
00:07:52I was ready to call your mom.
00:07:55Yeah, I can just imagine how that conversation would go.
00:07:57I almost called Ice and told them you were Mexican, so they would know how to find you.
00:08:02You know that's not true.
00:08:04They don't care.
00:08:05Guys?
00:08:08Drinks for the guys.
00:08:09Thanks, gorgeous.
00:08:22So, are you going to tell me where you've been?
00:08:24Oh, sorry, mate.
00:08:26So, get this.
00:08:28The other week, I'm watching TV.
00:08:30This documentary, right?
00:08:31What about Russia?
00:08:33Are you serious?
00:08:35Yeah, Russia.
00:08:36Honestly, it's the best place I've ever been.
00:08:40Bars open all night.
00:08:42Insane nightclubs.
00:08:43And, well, the women.
00:08:45Stop.
00:08:46Okay.
00:08:47For example, Russia.
00:08:48But how did you communicate with them?
00:08:51They all speak English there.
00:08:52It's so easy.
00:09:01That's a...
00:09:01What's wrong with your face?
00:09:02You're having a stroke or something?
00:09:05Oh, Natasha!
00:09:07Shh.
00:09:07Yeah, Natasha.
00:09:08Okay.
00:09:09Crazy story, right?
00:09:10Went to the restaurant one night.
00:09:12You know, hoping to sink a few.
00:09:14I see this girl, Natasha.
00:09:15She's there with one of her friends.
00:09:17We, um...
00:09:18I was met from across the room.
00:09:21It's like one of those scenes from a movie.
00:09:23So we're getting a couple of drinks.
00:09:25Having a bit of a dance.
00:09:27And she took me into the bathroom.
00:09:29And, you know, we had a bit of a...
00:09:32Oh, my God.
00:09:33That's disgusting.
00:09:35What are you, 15 years old?
00:09:37Come on.
00:09:37Hey, wait.
00:09:38I know.
00:09:39You should go to Russia.
00:09:40You'd love it there.
00:09:42Or even go write down the name of the place I met.
00:09:44Yeah, of course.
00:09:45Why not?
00:09:47I have a job.
00:09:48I have important projects.
00:09:50I don't know.
00:09:50I...
00:09:51Because...
00:09:52Because I have...
00:09:54Because...
00:09:55Because...
00:09:55Look at me.
00:09:56I'm Anthony.
00:09:58My wife left me.
00:09:58I'm always so depressed and upset.
00:10:00And I stay in my apartment all the time.
00:10:02Okay, come on.
00:10:04Come on, mate.
00:10:05All you do is sit in your apartment all day
00:10:07and worry and complain about how she left you.
00:10:10Darling!
00:10:12Come in, gorgeous.
00:10:13Anyway, mate.
00:10:14Best thing you can ever, ever do.
00:10:16You can meet a girl like Natasha yourself.
00:10:18You'll be all right, mate.
00:10:20Come in, gorgeous.
00:10:40And here we go.
00:10:52Why can't you ever fry it a little more?
00:10:56But you like it this way.
00:10:58I like it fried a little more.
00:11:08Come in.
00:11:10Okay.
00:11:11Okay.
00:11:30Come in.
00:11:40Honey, I'm off.
00:11:49Hmm.
00:11:56Mario's here.
00:12:08Hey, sweetheart, I forgot my...
00:12:22People refer to me as... I get really upset about it.
00:12:25I'm 42.
00:12:26Oh, 42?
00:12:27And they call that...
00:12:28Oh, my God.
00:12:54Oh, Tony!
00:12:55Tony, over here, mate.
00:12:58Hey, guys.
00:12:59Hello.
00:13:00So gorgeous.
00:13:01You remember our Tony from yesterday?
00:13:03Here he is trying to keep himself in shape.
00:13:06Hey!
00:13:08You see, Tony here.
00:13:09He's always working on that body of his.
00:13:11But not really for the right purpose.
00:13:16Don't be so rude, Popkin.
00:13:18Look, ducks.
00:13:20May I go for the ducks?
00:13:22Of course, darling.
00:13:27Mm-hmm.
00:13:31So, did you think about my holiday idea?
00:13:34Oh, man.
00:13:35I don't know.
00:13:35That's...
00:13:36That's too hard to leave it all behind and go, especially to Russia.
00:13:43When did you start playing football?
00:13:44This?
00:13:45Hmm.
00:13:46Approximately one hour ago.
00:13:49Impressive.
00:13:50Mate, it's because of this girl.
00:13:52It's honestly the best thing that has ever happened to me.
00:13:55I mean, I'm trying new things I never would have thought I've done.
00:13:58I've always wanted to play football.
00:14:00But how insane is that?
00:14:02On that note, check this out.
00:14:04Hey, darling!
00:14:05Catch!
00:14:06Catch!
00:14:09Oh!
00:14:11Is she okay?
00:14:13She's tough.
00:14:14She can handle it.
00:14:17Listen.
00:14:18I know that you've gone through a divorce,
00:14:21but I'm starting to think that the issue is with you
00:14:23and not with that stupid cow of an ex-wife of yours.
00:14:27You have to get out there and meet someone.
00:14:30Mate, I know, I know, but you do nothing but work behind your desk
00:14:3424-7 on those silly projects.
00:14:36You just need to take a bit of time off.
00:14:38Get out there.
00:14:39See the world.
00:14:40Have a vacation.
00:14:40Even for a week.
00:14:42Get out there and find your own, Natasha.
00:14:44I don't know, dude.
00:14:45It's...
00:14:45It's too hard.
00:14:47Come on, mate.
00:14:47You're my best friend.
00:14:48I worry about you.
00:14:49I need you to be happy.
00:14:51I want you to be happy.
00:14:53Hey, gorgeous.
00:14:54Natasha, come over here.
00:14:57Hey, gorgeous.
00:14:59Don't you think my friend here is an attractive, single young man?
00:15:04You are single?
00:15:06I can't believe this.
00:15:07How come?
00:15:09I don't know.
00:15:10And you never been to Russia?
00:15:12Nope.
00:15:13You have to go there.
00:15:15You won't regret it.
00:15:16But I've heard so much crazy stuff.
00:15:19We have amazing places, bars, restaurants,
00:15:21anything a person can wish for.
00:15:24People are so hospitable and open to.
00:15:26That's what I've been trying to tell him.
00:15:28Absolutely.
00:15:29Many people get scared about how many wages we have,
00:15:32but it's all grandmas tells.
00:15:36Maybe.
00:15:37Maybe you're right.
00:15:38You've got to do it.
00:15:39You know I love you.
00:15:40I want you to be happy.
00:15:41Seriously.
00:15:42I'd love to stay and chat longer,
00:15:43but we've got ad selling at 1 p.m. today.
00:15:45We've got to get going.
00:15:46But I'll talk to you soon, okay?
00:15:49It's been great to see you, mate.
00:15:52Talk to you soon, okay?
00:15:53Okay.
00:15:54Are you ready, honey?
00:15:55Bye-bye, Anthony.
00:15:56Okay, bye, guys.
00:15:58Take care.
00:16:11I've always dreamed of somebody like you.
00:16:19You're a thousand times better than that.
00:16:25As soon as I saw you,
00:16:28I decided
00:16:45People refer to me as me.
00:16:46I get really upset about it.
00:16:47How old are you?
00:16:48Well, I'm 42.
00:16:49Oh, 42?
00:16:58I'm so glad you decided to go.
00:17:01Your ex-Natasha
00:17:02must have made quite an impression on you.
00:17:05Yeah, she's great.
00:17:07But tell me the truth.
00:17:09Did you like her?
00:17:11What do you mean?
00:17:12Well, I bet you've already been imagining
00:17:14how you'd steal her away from him,
00:17:16dreaming about her day and night.
00:17:17What?
00:17:18What are you talking about?
00:17:19I never thought about this.
00:17:21Oh, come on.
00:17:23Your eyes totally gave you away, dude.
00:17:27You sure think about this?
00:17:28You little bastard.
00:17:31Wait, wait a second.
00:17:32My favorite T-shirt.
00:17:37Hey.
00:17:38Yo, what's going on?
00:17:41Are you...
00:17:42You still there?
00:17:44To be honest,
00:17:46I'm not sure if I'm making
00:17:47the right decision right now.
00:17:49Of course you are.
00:17:52It's better than sitting
00:17:53and waiting there at any rate.
00:17:55I'm...
00:17:56I'm sure you'll find
00:17:58an excellent girl for yourself.
00:18:00And...
00:18:01Natasha will have company here.
00:18:04Well...
00:18:05Maybe you're right.
00:18:07Hopefully it'll work out.
00:18:09Hmm.
00:18:09Okay, see you later.
00:18:11Okay, see you later, pal.
00:18:12Hey, keep me posted
00:18:13about everything.
00:18:14Everything.
00:18:30Okay.
00:18:33The...
00:18:44Excuse me sir, how long will it take to get there?
00:18:50Londoner, Mr. Turris, yeah.
00:18:52Okay.
00:18:55If the reason to be jacked, add the entrance to the city.
00:19:00Okay, thank you.
00:19:02No, I can see you are far in the Mesa Turris, yeah?
00:19:10Yes sir.
00:19:12Where are you from?
00:19:14American?
00:19:16Englishman?
00:19:17Minneapolis, USA.
00:19:20Minneapolis?
00:19:22America, yeah.
00:19:23Minneapolis, America.
00:19:25Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:19:27Excuse me, excuse me.
00:19:28America, Minneapolis.
00:19:30Good fellow buddy, yeah?
00:19:32Yeah?
00:19:33Yes sir.
00:19:35Excuse me, a sportsman.
00:19:37A sportsman, yeah?
00:19:38Yeah?
00:19:38A sportsman.
00:19:41Yeah!
00:19:43For business, or for a bride, huh?
00:19:46Kind of business, but maybe I'll meet some beauties too.
00:19:50Oh, good fellow America, yeah, yeah.
00:19:53Uh, you'll meet for sure.
00:19:56You'll meet for sure, yeah.
00:19:58Uh-huh.
00:19:59I understand, man.
00:20:00Uh-huh.
00:20:01The main thing is not meet witch as my wife is.
00:20:16Not which, not which, but it's all the time lack of money, lack of money, lack of everything,
00:20:31all the time, everything, all the time.
00:20:43Is everything all right, sir?
00:20:49Well, well, I am very much so too alert, so much.
00:20:55I drank a lot of juice and can't stand it, can't stand it, got it, got it.
00:21:03Can I stop again?
00:21:04Can I stop again?
00:21:05Of course, no problem.
00:21:07Thanks!
00:21:10Bro, Amer!
00:21:11Bro!
00:21:39Let's go!
00:21:42What?
00:21:43And when?
00:21:58How many are youning?
00:22:00Oh, do you need help?
00:22:09It's fine.
00:22:11But your pee is red.
00:22:17Red?
00:22:20My business, rat.
00:22:27Red?
00:22:30And so what?
00:22:35I just drank.
00:22:37Too much tomato juice.
00:22:39It's red.
00:22:42What color liquid you drink?
00:22:45Such color you pee?
00:22:47Stop.
00:22:50Isn't it the same?
00:22:53Huh?
00:22:54Nope.
00:22:54And America.
00:22:56Take us.
00:22:58Take us.
00:22:59Let's go!
00:23:06Come on, let's go!
00:23:23Your room is 321.
00:23:26There you go.
00:23:30If you have any questions or problems, please feel free to call anytime.
00:23:36Hopefully I won't have any problems. Thanks.
00:23:38Okay.
00:23:38Okay.
00:23:42Here we go.
00:23:50Bye.
00:23:53Bye.
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