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00:28You
00:41I need you to do me a favor. It's illegal and weird. You can't ask me any questions about it.
00:47Let me get dressed.
01:12Let me get dressed.
01:34Let me get dressed.
02:00Let me get dressed.
02:10Let me get dressed.
02:13The county clerk. I assumed I was helping you run away or make your own death or something interesting.
02:22I said no questions, please.
02:24You didn't say please.
02:27It's a Saturday. It's closed.
02:30Well, I have a key.
02:32Why the fuck do you have a key?
02:36I can't believe we're doing this.
02:40I can't believe we're doing this.
03:05Unless Nikki is my soulmate.
03:07And right now I'm not so sure about that.
03:09So I realized that if the curse spread to my great-great-great-grandmother over 100 years ago, my bloodline
03:15would have died out after like two generations.
03:16But it didn't because I'm here.
03:19Which means that some of them survived.
03:22Some of them found their soulmates and married them or found another way.
03:27Okay?
03:28Okay.
03:29So, what?
03:30I need to find out how.
03:32If we can figure out who my mom's parents were, then we can track the curse back.
03:36And now I have a key.
03:40Still breaking and entering if you steal a key.
03:49Or she's going to kill us, you know.
03:51If we're late to the bachelorette party.
03:55Do you want to know the theme?
03:56Uh, I'm sure I don't.
03:58I should have her cancel the stripper.
04:01God, please tell me you're kidding.
04:03I'm kidding.
04:04Nothing could make her cancel the stripper.
04:10Fuck.
04:16Okay.
04:17First, we need to find my parents' marriage license.
04:19Uh, court, court, court, court, court, court, court.
04:23Desperse.
04:24Marriages.
04:26Uh, Alexandra Harpin and Jay Holman.
04:29They were married January 13th, 1997.
04:32This is 2013.
04:33There are literally tens of thousands of documents in here.
04:38Well, I think it's work unless you want to miss the stripper.
04:42She will seriously kill her.
04:44Just tell her we're getting manicures or something.
04:46All right.
04:47Mm-hmm.
04:48Okay.
04:49Mm-hmm.
04:53Mm-hmm.
04:55Mm-hmm.
04:57All right.
04:58Mm-hmm.
05:07All right.
05:08Mm-hmm.
05:16uh hey dad what are you doing
05:20trapping foxes oh i don't think there's any in here
05:27i am glad to see that your sense of humor has not run off with your fiance
05:33she left where uh do you know where she went
05:36nope she didn't have much with her so i think she plans on coming back
05:42that's great dad thank you very comforting
05:47say that was a really interesting speech she made last night i don't want to talk about it
05:51okay i just i fucked up and i'm trying to fix it
05:56at least she's with nelly nelly will talk some sense into her
06:00oh you think my ex-girlfriend is gonna convince my fiance that i'm not a lying piece of shit
06:05what if there's someone else who's five percent more compatible for me and someone else who's
06:09five percent more compatible for him and how would either of us ever know that i mean i guess i
06:12would know if i fucking die at the altar i think you're over complicating it
06:20oh
06:21okay then simplify it no i don't know i just mean that it's all subjective isn't it there are no
06:27signs from the universe it's just you taking something that happened
06:30and then deciding which details are important and which ones aren't and then deciding what it
06:35means like there's no cosmic assurance that your marriage is going to work out
06:50say go change your clothes i want to get the traps up before it gets too late
06:58oh you you want me to come with you of course you used to love fox jamming yeah i don't
07:03know if i
07:04loved it besides it's great to get out in nature it was good for me when i was in the
07:08woods as it were
07:09right uh you know that nowadays when you upset the person you love you don't disappear on a hunting
07:17trip you talk it out the person you are trying to reach is unavailable you know son something i've
07:24learned in my storied years of marriage is that you can't talk it out if she doesn't answer the phone
07:32get your shit
07:49hey happy bachelor party hey look at this the cunningham men all together again i'm sorry dad i i can't
07:58do
07:58this with him come on what you did yesterday was fucked up you ruined my wedding that's dramatic
08:04i was trying to help her oh what by making your second guess our relationship two days before we
08:08get married yeah huge help i didn't make her do anything you could come on you asshole i was trying
08:12to open her eyes so she could adequately judge if you're a true soul mate or not no one asked
08:17you to
08:17do that it's a matter of life or death dad maybe this isn't the best time for this you used
08:23to love this
08:23partly in the trap yeah and i mean the thing where you hold us hostage in the woods to bond
08:28and we
08:28all just end up miserable and cold we have to figure out some real shit you want to talk about
08:34real
08:34shit this is the end of how things are once your mother is gone everything is going to change
08:43we follow her rules she is what holds us together soon we're going to have a decision to make
08:51let each other go or find a new reason to stick together
08:58but yeah you're a full-grown man i can't make this decision for you just get over here
09:12wait kathy harkin kathy harkin mark ellis married august 22nd 1997
09:23really i don't know probably some relatives
09:34wait that's weird why would there be other people in my family that got married here
09:43maybe because your family are originally from here too
09:50or this place is like an evil death trap meant to bring us here
09:54and kill us all or it's just a coincidence
10:03ah hello here's a death certificate
10:06hmm death certificate kathy harkin
10:12wait uh i'll just wait a second
10:20oh god
10:21oh god well what what does that mean
10:29she died the same day she got married
10:37that's not a coincidence
10:43okay we should start looking for birth and death certificates too there may be more of them and
10:50maybe we can make like a like a family tree
10:55so
11:21okay here's your parents and here's another death it's roger harkin october 9th 1931. wait roger
11:30harkin i just i just i just saw this uh oh roger harkin okay
11:36roger harkin roger harkin roger harkin
11:40roger harkin cause of death hemorrhage just like my mom
11:48he was married october 9th died october 9th 1941
11:57so
11:58so
12:14so
12:16so
12:29Dad, he's ten years over, Dad.
12:33Right.
12:35Sorry.
12:36It's okay.
12:41I only got a piss.
12:43Keep an eye out.
13:00You should have told me about Mom, like months ago.
13:06I tried, but you know how Mom is, so protective of you.
13:14You could have told me anyway.
13:18Yeah, like you'd betray Mom's wishes.
13:21I'm sick of everyone in this family treating me like a child.
13:24Yeah.
13:25It's fucking with me.
13:29Well, you have to admit you do have trouble accepting things.
13:33You can't accept imperfection.
13:35You always have to overdo shit.
13:37Okay.
13:38But you give up when you know something won't work out in your favor.
13:41It's true, dude.
13:42I've known you my whole life.
13:43You always have to have a perfect story.
13:45The perfect meet-cute for you.
13:47A perfect love story.
13:48Like you didn't embellish your story either.
13:50Well, she was my friend first.
13:52God, she was our friend.
13:53I'm not fighting with you about this.
13:54You brought it up.
13:55You brought it up.
14:03The problem is that you contextualize every little thing around yourself.
14:06I didn't marry your ex-girlfriend.
14:08I married the woman I was in love with since I was 21.
14:11Okay, you were not in love with her back then.
14:13You just like to say that to make it sound like I stole something from you.
14:16You were mean to her.
14:17Yeah, because I was in love with her.
14:22I couldn't make your wedding because I was doing something good for someone who needed it.
14:26But you only did it because it's a good story.
14:29No, that's not fucking true.
14:30It's true.
14:31You're drawn to stories, not people.
14:33You could have just talked to her and asked for a number and then still flown to my wedding.
14:37But no, you just had to do some big forced romantic gesture.
14:42Fuck off.
14:43You weren't there.
14:43It was the right thing to do and I'm not talking to you about this.
14:46Let's just sit in silence.
14:47We're sitting in silence now.
15:09It's not your fault.
15:17By the way.
15:20It's mom and dad's.
15:23They fed you the stuff about perfection.
15:27Perfect relationship.
15:30Soulmate shit.
15:32They hid so much from all three of us.
15:36But mostly you.
15:40Just be careful.
15:41I don't want you to ruin everything like you usually do.
15:46You ruined everything last night.
15:48I had to make sure she understood the whole story, man.
15:51She was staking her belief on a lie.
15:53Okay, I know.
15:54I know.
15:55I'm fixing it.
15:55You have to get her to believe you are her soulmate.
15:57It's the only chance she might live.
15:59Jesus Christ.
15:59I get it.
16:00I said I didn't want to talk anymore.
16:07And I'm definitely not taking relationship advice from you.
16:09I thought we weren't talking.
16:10You and Nelly are like fucking kids playing tennis.
16:13At least me and Nelly are honest with each other.
16:15Well, you guys are brutally honest.
16:16That's not better than protecting the person you love.
16:18Oh, my God.
16:19That's what I'm saying.
16:20That's...
16:21That's what mom and dad did to us.
16:23Don't do that to her.
16:24Be fucking honest.
16:26Rachel and I have a great relationship.
16:28I don't need to defend my relationship to you.
16:30Then why are you defending it?
16:36Tetanus.
16:38Fuck off.
16:45Holy shit, fox.
16:46There's a fox.
16:47What?
16:47Yell for that.
16:48What do I yell again?
16:49Who do you who?
16:50Who do you who?
16:51Who do you who?
16:52Who do you who?
16:54It's who do you who, you idiots.
16:58Oh, yeah.
17:01Nicky, that's your set.
17:07You do the honors.
17:14Safety's on.
17:14Keep it on until you get down the hill.
17:18Alright.
17:19You're alright.
17:44Fuck.
17:46Fuck.
17:52Here's you.
17:58Here's your birth certificate.
18:01Oh.
18:08Okay.
18:09So, it looks like the curse first spread to my bloodline with Marianne and Thomas Harkin and it looks like
18:15they had three kids.
18:16Two of them had their own kids out of wedlock and one of them got married.
18:20That's Carrie Harkin.
18:22Married April 27th, 1870.
18:25Declared.
18:26Dead.
18:26April 27th, 1870.
18:29Hemorrhage.
18:30And, uh, Virginia Harkin.
18:33Married November 1st, 1947 and also dead November 1st, 1947.
18:40Amorrhage.
18:40But didn't you say the curse spreads if you don't get married?
18:43Only if you've accepted a proposal, otherwise it has no one to spread to.
18:47I guess these people, all of them must have known about the curse and just decided to avoid marriage.
18:54Like my, my grandmother, Audrey Audrey, she, she had my mom out of wedlock, right?
19:02So she obviously knew not to get engaged.
19:05But her sister, Lori, wed February 10th and died February 10th.
19:15And it's the same with Kathy and Roger and Virginia and fucking Carrie.
19:28Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.
19:31All of them fucking dead on their wedding day.
19:49And it goes all the way down to me. Tomorrow.
19:57This, this isn't right.
19:59Huh.
20:00They all have the same witness signature.
20:03It's not possible.
20:04Yeah. None of this is possible, and yet.
20:07No, no.
20:08He'd have to be at least, what, like 200 years old.
20:13Yeah.
20:15Yes.
20:15He is the one who spread the curse of my bloodline because he didn't marry his fiancee,
20:19and now he has to witness all of the cursed weddings as like a punishment or something.
20:24How do you know all that?
20:25He told me.
20:31A 200 year old man told you that?
20:34Yes.
20:36Yes.
20:36Yes.
20:46Do you believe me now?
20:55Do you believe me now?
21:13Oh, fuck.
21:16Dad, I think we should call him.
21:18We're never gonna find this thing.
21:20It's only got three legs.
21:21It's...
21:22It's gonna get dark soon.
21:23If you keep your voices down, you're gonna scare him.
21:25You're gonna scare him?
21:26If he chewed off his own bones, it's fucking petrified.
21:29It's gonna run until his heart stops beating.
21:34Hey.
21:35What's the plan?
21:36Spend all night looking for it only to help nature along?
21:40What?
21:41Letting it slowly bleed to death is better for you?
21:49What if he just ran?
21:52Fuck all of this.
21:53Sorry, Nicky.
21:54Go home.
21:55Never look back.
21:57Yeah, if I did that, the curse would just spread to his bloodline.
22:00What does that mean exactly?
22:02Like, Nicky would have the curse?
22:04I think it means he would have to deal with this shit following him and his future offspring
22:10for the rest of their lives, so...
22:14But...
22:14Not...
22:15Not an option.
22:19He doesn't deserve this.
22:21You don't either.
22:21But I've already got it, so...
22:24I think the only way out is...
22:27Down the aisle.
22:28I live or die and...
22:30That's it.
22:35That's it.
22:37Why do you smoke that all the time and not get paranoid?
22:42I do get paranoid.
22:51Hmm?
23:03And just to be sure...
23:05You really believe the immortal man?
23:08Yeah, everything he said was true.
23:13Shit.
23:16Shit.
23:20Shit.
23:24Shit.
23:30Shit.
23:32Little bastard could be anywhere.
23:36Shit!
23:37Well?
23:38We're split up.
23:39Great.
23:40I'll go see if we wander back to the house.
23:44Good luck with the hunt.
23:45Nicky?
23:48No?
23:50Okay.
23:51Make sure to come to my room after, so you can tell me all about how you found the fox.
23:55And somebody's paw back on, and then the fox looked at you, and he said,
23:59Thank you so much, Nicky, for saving my life.
24:02You're my hero.
24:05Dad.
24:08Love these bonding trips with you.
24:10We didn't get to bond much, though, so...
24:13I'll give you guys a scoop.
24:15Nellie and I are getting divorced.
24:16What?
24:17Yeah.
24:19Sure was.
24:19What?
24:20You signed papers?
24:22Not yet.
24:25So, hey God, you had better not tell your mother this.
24:28Of course not, God forbid anyone's honest around here.
24:31Enjoy your night.
24:33Praying for your triumphant victory.
24:36Do you know what?
25:04I'm sorry.
25:29Wait, wait, wait, wait, Arlene Harkin, yeah?
25:34Born, 1900, married, 1922, we don't have a death for her.
25:42She must be dead now, they're all dead.
25:47Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.
26:02Sort of looks like a toe on the ceiling.
26:07If you squint.
26:12Look.
26:20She died in 1979, so she was married for 57 years.
26:25What?
26:28What the fuck?
26:29Wait, wait, wait.
26:33How did she do it?
26:34I don't know, I don't know, but there's hope, isn't there?
26:40We gotta talk to her.
26:43Yes, but she's dead.
26:45We gotta talk to her.
26:48She's dead.
26:48We have to talk to her.
26:56Wedding cake is not all I've been
26:59At Lovington, the whispers in the dark.
27:06One slice is concerned for your dreams
27:10Break.
27:10They won't come here and break your heart.
27:15Another slice of speeding keys and wiping noses
27:20Crying when the doorbell rings
27:23And they're running.
27:26Every woman knows a lot of people
27:29And says, comes with the wedding cake.
27:42You get changed, I'll get Portia on board
27:45And I'll meet you in the sunken room.
27:47Play nice, or she won't help us.
28:24What you're doing all day?
28:26Jesus, Portia.
28:28You're late, asshole.
28:29I'm sorry, Portia.
28:30What are you two doing all day? Eating out everyone at the nail salon?
28:35Oh, these look really good.
28:37I hope you tipped the blind child who did them.
28:39I'm sorry.
28:40I'm an honest person, Rachel. You can be honest with me.
28:43There's a lot of bad energy coming from you,
28:45and I think you understand how important this wedding is to my brother,
28:48my mom, and the rest of our family.
28:50Do you?
28:53Millie told me all that freak shit you said last night is true.
28:57And I don't even care if you're carrying a blood-evil curse.
29:00Because, regardless, my brother loves you,
29:03and I will not let you bail on this wedding.
29:05I was practically left at the altar so that I married some random guy in Las Vegas.
29:09Don't tell my parents.
29:12And I will not let that happen to Nikki.
29:15Are you gonna break my brother's heart and crush my mother's dreams? Be honest.
29:20Good.
29:22Now, will it kill you to play one fun, normal, sexy bachelorette party game that I planned?
29:27And before everything is ruined again because of your insistence on being a gothic nightmare?
29:34It will kill you.
29:39Rachel,
29:40I don't say this lightly.
29:42You're really, really, really lucky to have me.
29:45Because I know how to summon the dead.
29:49Hmm?
29:51Hmm?
29:58We cleanse this space to ward off evil spirits.
30:04Evil
30:06is not welcome here.
30:13We are gathered here on Rachel's final night of freedom
30:17to contact...
30:19Who?
30:21The credit.
30:22Right.
30:23For marital advice from the great beyond.
30:28Light this candle with your left hand,
30:30the hand connecting you to light.
30:35Yes.
30:36And then at the same time...
30:37Okay.
30:39And then at the same time,
30:41with your right hand,
30:42touch a belonging of the deceased.
30:44Right hand towards darkness.
30:46This establishes your connection,
30:48and then you'll ask your questions.
30:59Arlene Harkin,
31:03I'm coming to you to ask for advice the day before my wedding.
31:09I need to know how you knew for certain
31:11that your husband David was the one.
31:16Now everyone put your hands in.
31:34Um...
31:35Maybe ask in a different way.
31:39What do you mean, a different way?
31:41Rachel.
31:44Okay.
31:45Arlene,
31:46if you're there,
31:49please tell me how you survived.
31:59Maybe I just start with something less intense.
32:06Oh my God, I moved!
32:07I thought you'd done this before!
32:09But it's never worked before!
32:10What the fuck?
32:11Okay, uh, what do I, what do I,
32:12what do I do now?
32:13Talk to her, talk to her!
32:14Okay, uh, Arlene?
32:18Arlene?
32:20How did you survive your wedding day?
32:28Ask again!
32:30Arlene?
32:32How did you know that David was your soulmate?
32:53Oh, my God!
32:56Oh, my God!
32:57Oh, my God!
32:59Oh, my God!
33:05Oh, my God!
33:09Oh, my God!
33:11Something hit me! Something actually hit me!
33:14Is it bad? Is it bad?
33:16No, not at all.
33:17No, it's totally fine.
33:19No, he'll wonder.
33:20Now you have an excuse to get that nose job.
33:23Oh, Nellie! Is there a score?
33:25Am I gonna have a face score?
33:27Maybe.
33:28No.
33:35No!
34:01Oh, fuck!
34:07I'm sorry, Dad.
34:16Dad?
34:28Dad?
34:31I need to take some responsibility for what happened last night.
34:34No, no.
34:36Last night was completely my fault.
34:40Listen.
34:42Sometimes it's okay to keep secrets to protect the ones we love.
34:52But your brother does have a point.
34:56Oh.
34:58Yeah, you, uh...
35:01You heard us talking about that.
35:05It's true.
35:07Your mother always wanted to protect you guys from the harsh realities.
35:14But I see now what it did to you.
35:20It was irresponsible of us to feed you this perfect story, this high standard of what a marriage is.
35:27Yes.
35:33So...
35:35Your mother is a good woman.
35:38She is the love of my life.
35:39And she loves you very much.
35:43I know that.
35:46But our relationship isn't what you think it is, Nikki.
35:54I promised your mother I would never tell you this, but I see now that you need to know.
36:13Arlene.
36:14Come back.
36:16Arlene.
36:17What does living dead mean?
36:24What does that mean?
36:28Please.
36:31Say it.
36:49Jesus Christ.
36:50We're trying that again after all that.
36:52Is she okay?
36:53Yeah.
36:54Yeah.
36:54Yeah, she's fine.
36:55She's freaking out about the bruising, but I gave her a Klonopin and put her to bed.
37:01You brought one of these in here?
37:03Yeah, it must have been Portia who left one of those there.
37:06I fucking hate it.
37:07It's so creepy.
37:10I'm gonna...
37:12Just one more time.
37:28Just one more time.
37:29Are you here?
37:54I don't know what to do anymore.
37:57I don't know what to do anymore.
37:59I don't know what to do anymore.
38:02I don't know what to do anymore.
38:03Something...
38:04Something...
38:05Happened...
38:06Back there.
38:08And...
38:09You have to help me.
38:13I...
38:14I...
38:15I...
38:17I don't know.
38:19Are...
38:20Nikki and I soulmates because we can anticipate each other's needs most of the time, or...
38:29Are we not...
38:30Soulmates because...
38:34He fucking...
38:36Lied about the plane.
38:39He lied about the fucking plane.
38:42And...
38:46My dad...
38:48He invited my dad.
38:53Fuck, it's like...
38:55Does he even know me?
39:00You said...
39:01You need to believe that he's your soulmate, right?
39:04Yeah.
39:06So what would make you believe it?
39:08I don't know.
39:09I don't know.
39:10That's the problem.
39:12Okay, so then...
39:13I genuinely think all you can do is decide that he's your soulmate.
39:18Or not.
39:19And then take whatever comes.
39:21Whatever comes is...
39:24Death.
39:27But, you know, if I was you, I would trust the version of myself that's loved him for three years.
39:33Mm.
39:33And agree to marry him and not the version who heard about soulmate curse five seconds ago.
39:38You must have felt seen by him when you agreed to marry him, right?
39:43Yeah?
39:45Yeah, I think so.
39:47Yeah, I think so.
39:48This...
39:48This curse...
39:51Thing.
39:52It's completely bent your reality.
39:55It's totally fucked up.
40:00It's made you doubt everything.
40:02The only way to stop doubt...
40:04Is to make a decision and then you'll know.
40:08So just...
40:10Fuck this...
40:12Curse...
40:13And go back to reality reality.
40:16It's your wedding day tomorrow.
40:18It's your bachelorette party tonight.
40:21Wake up tomorrow and decide.
40:23Cheers.
40:28Cheers.
40:29That's all I get.
40:31Cheers.
40:32Have a look in the eyes.
40:35I did.
40:35You were looking away.
40:38It's your last night of freedom.
40:43And do whatever you want with it.
40:50You know, maybe keep it realistic. We can't lie.
40:54I don't know.
40:57Go skydiving.
40:59But...
41:00You know me better than that. I'd never go skydiving once the parachute didn't open.
41:06Oh, thank you.
41:08Thanks.
41:09Jules and I are getting a divorce.
41:12What?
41:16Yeah.
41:21They're planning on it. He hasn't signed the papers or anything yet.
41:30Don't tell anyone.
41:35Don't tell anyone.
41:46Don't tell anyone.
41:49You're looking back on it.
41:50I'm going to have a plan.
41:50Don't tell anyone.
41:50You don't have a plan.
41:51Don't tell anyone.
42:06...don't be noticed.
42:24Mom?
42:27Mom?
42:32Mom?
42:34Mom?
42:34Mom?
42:34Mom?
42:36Mom?
42:37Hi, honey, come.
42:39Come here.
42:46Hi.
42:50Um,
42:53I need to know
42:55if it's true, Mom.
42:59Did you cheat
43:00on Dad when I was a kid?
43:04Before I was born or something?
43:09No.
43:12No, honey.
43:16It wasn't...
43:18It wasn't like that.
43:19Who was it?
43:25It wasn't, uh...
43:28some cheap thing.
43:31I met your dad and Beau around the same time.
43:33I loved them both.
43:36I chose your dad.
43:38I don't regret...
43:39And then what?
43:40You went back on your word?
43:43I loved Beau, too.
43:45I don't give a shit about Beau!
43:47Why didn't you tell me?
43:48Because it's none of your fucking business.
43:56You let me believe that it's possible to have a 30-year enduring marriage
44:00where you're devoted to one person.
44:02But isn't that wonderful?
44:04Isn't that wonderful that you got to believe that?
44:07No, that's not true.
44:08It is true.
44:09This doesn't change anything.
44:10It changes everything that I fucking...
44:15What else?
44:16What else are you...
44:17Are you hiding from me?
44:18I'm not...
44:19I'm not going to let you take this to the grave.
44:21I...
44:22I don't care what you...
44:23I don't care about being protected.
44:25You tell me right now everything you've been protecting me from.
44:30Mom...
44:31Mom.
44:35Mom.
44:38Mom.
44:40Mom?
44:42Mom.
44:43Mom.
44:44Mom.
44:45Mom.
44:46Mom.
44:47Mom.
44:47Mom.
44:47Mom.
44:48Mom.
44:48Mom.
44:50Mom.
44:52Mom.
45:05You got me here, didn't you?
45:09Let go!
45:10What the fuck are you doing?
45:17Something living, something dead.
45:23Something stolen.
45:28Something red.
45:43What the fuck did you do to me?
45:44Something living, something dead.
45:58What the fuck did you do to me?
46:10Something living, something dead.
46:35What the fuck did you do to me?
47:02What the fuck did you do to me?
47:36What the fuck did you do to me?
47:42What the fuck did you do to me?
47:50What the fuck did you do to me?
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