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00:00:01It's such a taggy wedding.
00:00:03My cousin has such bad taste.
00:00:06But at least that Jack Steel will be all mine.
00:00:10If anyone here objects to this union,
00:00:14please speak now or forever hold your peace.
00:00:17Stop!
00:00:19Stop the wedding!
00:00:21Stop the wedding!
00:00:22What in God's name?
00:00:23Miss Everhart, my sincerest apologies.
00:00:26My name is Dominic Pettigrew.
00:00:27I come from the High Court
00:00:28and it appears that your husband never signed his divorce papers.
00:00:31What?
00:00:32What?
00:00:33Your ex-husband, he never finalized the divorce.
00:00:38Which makes her...
00:00:40Which makes you...
00:00:41Which makes me...
00:00:43Still married!
00:00:46Mother!
00:00:48That's impossible.
00:00:49He never signed the papers, miss.
00:00:54Honey, it's okay. I'm gonna fix this, okay?
00:00:56Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:01:00Oh!
00:01:26Get out of here someone get her out of here you low rent
00:01:31Urchin I knew you weren't good enough for my George I promise I can make this better
00:01:35I swear my perfect cousin she always ruins everything but wait who are you married to
00:01:43Jacks Steel
00:01:57Jacks
00:01:59Jacks
00:01:59Jacks
00:02:00Jacks
00:02:00Jacks
00:02:02Jacks
00:02:03That was awesome
00:02:04Yeah not bad
00:02:08I like your shark kiss
00:02:11Oh thanks
00:02:12It's a milagra
00:02:15Miracle in Spanish
00:02:18It was given to me by a Navajo elder
00:02:22Sharks represent courage, protection, and healing
00:02:28Wanna fuck again?
00:02:31Sure
00:02:32I know
00:02:42Who the fuck
00:02:45All right, all right, keep your pants on
00:02:57What the fuck?
00:02:59Do you mind?
00:03:02Oh sorry
00:03:04Didn't realize we're being so formal
00:03:08That's my cue
00:03:10Thanks for the cookie, stud
00:03:13Some things never change
00:03:15It's now a bad time to ask why you're in a wedding dress
00:03:18I'm getting married
00:03:22What?
00:03:23What do you mean you're getting married?
00:03:25Al
00:03:25Oh wow
00:03:27This place hasn't changed much since I left
00:03:30Except this one's like
00:03:31Ten times bigger than the old one
00:03:34You impressed?
00:03:36Give me a break
00:03:38You know I built wild man media to win you back
00:03:40That smooth operator shit doesn't work on me anymore
00:03:45So what happened to you?
00:03:46Cake fight back?
00:03:47It's a long story
00:03:54Oh my god, can you just get rid of those already?
00:03:58Come on
00:04:00Admit it, we were a hell of a team
00:04:02Climbing mountains
00:04:03Chasing storms
00:04:05Scaling volcanoes
00:04:07I took the pictures
00:04:08You wrote the story
00:04:10Jax, we're still married
00:04:11Holy shit, what?
00:04:14You didn't sign the papers
00:04:19Papers?
00:04:21Is that supposed to sign papers?
00:04:22Oh my god
00:04:23Are you ever going to grow up?
00:04:24It's like you're still in high school
00:04:25Well you don't like to be enough in high school to marry me when we graduated
00:04:29We're supposed to be divorced, Jax
00:04:34You want to kiss me right now, don't you?
00:04:41That is husband abuse
00:04:43Well good thing you're not my husband
00:04:46Apparently I am, Mrs. Steele
00:04:48Oh that is a nice ring to it actually
00:04:50Does not
00:04:51Does too
00:04:51We are not the same people anymore, Jax
00:04:54Yes
00:04:55I want stability
00:04:57A family
00:04:59Peace
00:05:00I want George
00:05:01George?
00:05:03You like how curious he is about you?
00:05:05Does he love bananas?
00:05:06He's a loser
00:05:06I know that
00:05:07No actually he's sweet
00:05:10Predictable
00:05:11Safe
00:05:12Code for boring
00:05:15Admit it
00:05:16You loved our life
00:05:18You loved the rush
00:05:19I hated worrying about you and your parties and girls
00:05:23You loved me
00:05:25You gave me no choice
00:05:27I never stopped loving you
00:05:29Well I'm marrying another man now and I need you to say
00:05:40Frosty
00:05:42Don't
00:05:47Sweet
00:05:49You're
00:05:50Crazy about you
00:05:59Stop, no I can't
00:06:01What?
00:06:03You were just screwing another woman like five minutes ago and then this
00:06:06Right but I don't care about her, this is you and me
00:06:08No, no I can't, this is a mistake
00:06:11No, Gorge, George is a mistake
00:06:13No he isn't, I love him and I'm going to marry him
00:06:17This, this didn't happen
00:06:20Oh come on
00:06:21Sign the papers Jax
00:06:28It's what I'm going to keep coming
00:06:32Damn you skunk
00:06:35I'll take you down and then I'll take Jax
00:06:39We're having another wedding
00:06:42Bigger, better, grand enough to erase the disaster that you made of the first one
00:06:47Why don't we do something a little more quiet countryside wedding instead
00:06:52Oh
00:06:53Oh don't you dare
00:06:55That whole fiasco is all anyone is talking about
00:06:57If you think you can drag this family through the mud
00:07:01Can you tell her, please?
00:07:04Maybe mother's right, dear
00:07:06George
00:07:07There, even my son agrees
00:07:10And that ex-husband of yours
00:07:12If you want to marry my son
00:07:14You will get rid of him
00:07:16Don't worry, by the time I'm done with Jax Steel he'll be begging for a divorce
00:07:22George, you must do something about this Jax Steel
00:07:25If this wedding collapses, you are out of the will
00:07:29But mother, he's bigger than me
00:07:30Oh for the love of God
00:07:32Man up!
00:07:43Excuse me, sir
00:07:44Could I bother you to open this?
00:07:46I'm not strong enough
00:07:50I'll see what I can do
00:07:56There you are, dear
00:08:01It's Betsy
00:08:11It's Betsy
00:08:11Elle?
00:08:12Elle!
00:08:13You need to tell me what is going on
00:08:15Right now!
00:08:16Hi, honey!
00:08:17I'm so glad you're here
00:08:18I decided I wanted to pool a little bit deeper
00:08:21And I put some outdoor showers
00:08:23And four solid gold toilets
00:08:26Oh, and our Rolls Royce yacht is coming later
00:08:28What the hell? How are you paying for all that?
00:08:31Our joint credit card!
00:08:32You never closed it
00:08:37Sign this
00:08:38And the nightmare ends
00:08:49I love your fast-iness
00:08:53Always have
00:08:55Always well
00:09:15Hi Snookums!
00:09:22Tuna casserole, your favorite.
00:09:25What the hell happened to my house?
00:09:28Well, you won't give me a divorce, so I thought I'd act like a wife.
00:09:32Come on!
00:09:34Sit down, Silly Willy.
00:09:35My wifey's gonna feed you.
00:09:39Open up!
00:09:40No, I don't really have to agree.
00:09:41Not bad.
00:09:46How was it?
00:09:48You like it?
00:09:50Mmm.
00:09:52It's delicious.
00:09:54Come on.
00:09:55Sit on my lap.
00:09:57Let's make it authentic.
00:09:58You son of a...
00:10:01Hey, what the hell?
00:10:02No, ah!
00:10:04No, ah!
00:10:07No, ah!
00:10:11No, ah!
00:10:13No, ah!
00:10:27Do you want a head, too?
00:10:29No.
00:10:30Actually, it's a peace offering.
00:10:32I heard about your gallery this evening, and I wanted to get you some good luck brownies.
00:10:39How thoughtful.
00:10:40Mm-hmm.
00:10:42You know the owner of Azarica Island will be there, too.
00:10:46Oh?
00:10:46I want to impress him, and I want to buy the island.
00:10:49You want to buy the island that we honeymooned?
00:10:52Mm-hmm.
00:10:59Mmm.
00:11:02You still make the best brownies in the world.
00:11:04Enjoy.
00:11:14This is remarkable.
00:11:15I would like to add it into my collection.
00:11:18I bet that's a great idea.
00:11:19This'll look great on Azarica Island, yeah?
00:11:22Hmm.
00:11:23And speaking of, I want...
00:11:26Mm.
00:11:28Excuse me, uh, one second.
00:11:36Oh, man, I'm so sorry.
00:11:37I'm back.
00:11:48Laxatives in the brownies.
00:11:50All this trick in the book.
00:11:53Jane, I don't know what to do.
00:11:56Oh, Elle, that sounds unbearable.
00:11:59It's like every time I push, he pulls me in closer.
00:12:02Every trick I try backfires on me.
00:12:06I don't want him.
00:12:08I want George.
00:12:11I don't know why he can't just let me go.
00:12:14It's like he's obsessed with me.
00:12:16You need a break.
00:12:18Let's grab a drink tomorrow night.
00:12:20We'll talk things through.
00:12:21I promise.
00:12:23We'll figure something out.
00:12:25Thanks, Jane.
00:12:27I'm sorry to burden you with all this drama.
00:12:29I mean, you're just the only one I can talk to.
00:12:33Of course, cuz.
00:12:35What is family for, if not for this?
00:12:47Why is he so obsessed with me?
00:12:52Always the star.
00:12:54Little Miss Perfect.
00:12:56And now, I'm gonna steal the love of your life.
00:13:09Then I'm gonna take yours.
00:13:16Thank you for meeting me here, Jane.
00:13:18I mean, with Agnes, Jax, George, I just really needed someone that I could talk to.
00:13:24Of course, Elle.
00:13:26Maybe there's a way to end this before it destroys you.
00:13:29What do you mean?
00:13:30Well, maybe Jax needs a distraction.
00:13:34Somebody to keep him busy.
00:13:35Then, poof.
00:13:36You're free.
00:13:38He signs the papers.
00:13:39And you get to marry George.
00:13:42What's your idea?
00:13:43Pimp out my ex?
00:13:44Well, maybe it doesn't have to be some stranger.
00:13:48Maybe it could be me.
00:13:51You.
00:13:51Think about it.
00:13:53I already know the family, so it wouldn't be this bizarre setup or anything like that.
00:13:57And I make him fall in love with me.
00:13:59And then he forgets you.
00:14:01You'd date Jax.
00:14:04If it meant helping you, absolutely.
00:14:10That's insane.
00:14:15But that just might work.
00:14:20You know what?
00:14:22Thank you, Jane.
00:14:24Did I ever tell you you're my best cousin ever?
00:14:27Okay, to cousins.
00:14:29To cousins.
00:14:34Yeah.
00:14:40And then, the mighty bangle spun on its tail, retreated into the night.
00:14:47Jax, you are truly remarkable.
00:14:49Well, as are you, my friend.
00:14:50But I've asked you here to discuss L. It is important.
00:14:53But first.
00:14:55Shots.
00:14:56Bartender.
00:14:57Four shots of tequila, please.
00:14:58I should probably stick to my Chardonnay.
00:15:00I'm not much of a tequila, ma'am.
00:15:02Bullshit.
00:15:03All men are tequila men.
00:15:07After all, we need to toast L, yeah?
00:15:09Of course.
00:15:10Cheers.
00:15:10Cheers, man.
00:15:12Cheers.
00:15:19Oh, nice.
00:15:21Come on.
00:15:22Winner, Thorpy.
00:15:24Open your throat.
00:15:24Shoot it down.
00:15:25Let me see a run.
00:15:26Come on.
00:15:30Yeah.
00:15:31Go.
00:15:31Go.
00:15:32Go.
00:15:33Yeah.
00:15:39I'm getting a warm feeling.
00:15:43Yeah?
00:15:44I like it.
00:15:46I like it.
00:15:46I like it.
00:15:47Bartender.
00:15:47Another round.
00:15:49Another round, yes.
00:15:51Now, what was it you wanted to discuss?
00:15:55I can't remember.
00:15:59Cheers.
00:16:00Cheers.
00:16:03Cheers.
00:16:08It was like a sock in the trial.
00:16:11I wrote this song last night, and it just keeps getting higher.
00:16:17Higher.
00:16:21What a delightful melody.
00:16:24All right.
00:16:32All right.
00:16:32You're on your own from here on out.
00:16:34I love you.
00:16:36Ma'am.
00:16:37Night, George Winner, Thorpy.
00:16:58Hello.
00:16:59Oh, my.
00:17:00I'm sorry.
00:17:02I was just.
00:17:02You're so beautiful.
00:17:04Not so.
00:17:10Oh.
00:17:11Oh.
00:17:16Oh.
00:17:16Oh.
00:17:17Oh.
00:17:17Oh.
00:17:18Oh.
00:17:19Oh.
00:17:20Oh, yes.
00:17:21Oh, my.
00:17:37Haven't been here since you left.
00:17:41This is where you proposed.
00:17:43Thought it'd be nice to revisit.
00:17:46Good memories.
00:17:49Maybe better ones, still.
00:17:52I like to come here to think sometimes.
00:17:59Do you mind?
00:18:02Sure.
00:18:09Look, Jax.
00:18:12I've given this a lot of thought.
00:18:14I really have.
00:18:17But we just can't be together.
00:18:21Listen.
00:18:22I know I was a horrible Elle.
00:18:24Okay?
00:18:24But I.
00:18:25Please.
00:18:26That's all in the past.
00:18:28George makes me happy now.
00:18:30I can make you happy.
00:18:32We were happy.
00:18:34You know it.
00:18:38Remember senior year when we TP'd the whole school?
00:18:43You were cruising around on roller skates?
00:18:45Oh, my God.
00:18:46The roller skates.
00:18:48I had to run to the football field with those.
00:18:51The big cops chasing you.
00:18:52Yeah.
00:18:57Or when you hijacked the school announcements to sing me a love song on my birthday.
00:19:02Yeah.
00:19:04I was suspended for a week.
00:19:07Totally worth it.
00:19:08No.
00:19:22I just...
00:19:24Jax!
00:19:30Still clumsy.
00:19:32Still mine.
00:19:38Jax.
00:19:44Jax.
00:19:488pm tonight.
00:19:50Be ready.
00:19:51LaRouge.
00:19:53You mean a...
00:19:54A date?
00:20:08Jane.
00:20:09Hi.
00:20:12What are you doing here?
00:20:14Elle said you were meeting me here tonight.
00:20:18Jane, listen.
00:20:20You're wonderful.
00:20:23But this is not right.
00:20:25Okay?
00:20:25Not for me.
00:20:26Of course it's right.
00:20:27You just...
00:20:27You haven't realized it yet.
00:20:29Jane, no.
00:20:29I do realize it.
00:20:30And it's just...
00:20:30It's not right.
00:20:31You're just confused because of Elle.
00:20:33But once you forget her,
00:20:35you could fall for me.
00:20:38I'm sorry.
00:20:39I can't.
00:20:39It's just dinner.
00:20:40One dinner.
00:20:42Look, you don't have to make any decisions tonight.
00:20:44Just...
00:20:44Just give me a chance.
00:20:47I can't give you what you want.
00:20:52I can't.
00:20:52I can't.
00:20:55Unless I didn't go as planned,
00:20:56but that's okay.
00:20:57That's okay.
00:20:57We'll get it next time, Jane.
00:20:59I promise.
00:20:59I know he'll come around.
00:21:01He has to.
00:21:02You'll see.
00:21:04Um...
00:21:05I'll call you back.
00:21:06Okay?
00:21:13Failurey from Mrs. Everhart.
00:21:16Oh my God.
00:21:20Jax.
00:21:24Wha...
00:21:25Wh-What's the office?
00:21:30Oh, uh, these are from Jack's.
00:21:34It's an inside joke from high school.
00:21:39Oh, don't be like that.
00:21:41Why don't you skate with me? Come on, it'll be fun.
00:21:44Elle, it's not exactly dignified for people I used to skate.
00:21:48Why don't you just this once for me, please?
00:21:53Alright.
00:21:56Let's go.
00:21:59Elle, I know what game.
00:22:02Steady.
00:22:04Steady.
00:22:06Oopsies.
00:22:08Yeah?
00:22:11Alright, see?
00:22:12You got it, it's not so rad.
00:22:15I love you, George. I really do.
00:22:18I love you, darling.
00:22:28Uh...
00:22:31Jax? I've been...
00:22:33Hey, Jax.
00:22:36Jane?
00:22:37Let's talk.
00:22:41Agnes will be really proud
00:22:46But what I'd really love to do is
00:22:48The Andy's Crossing
00:22:50I've done it
00:22:51You have?
00:22:53Exquisite
00:22:53I am so jealous
00:23:01The real question is
00:23:03What would you like to ask me?
00:23:05Would you like to dance?
00:23:07Yes
00:23:26Jax
00:23:43I bet you won't kiss me
00:23:46I'll take that bet
00:24:12Wait, wait, wait
00:24:13What?
00:24:15Let's wait
00:24:16What for?
00:24:18I just, uh, I want to make it special
00:24:22Really?
00:24:24Let's go to dinner tomorrow
00:24:25At a nice place
00:24:27As a couple?
00:24:28Yeah
00:24:30Okay
00:24:32Yeah
00:24:37Alright, uh, see you tomorrow
00:24:38Mwah
00:24:39Mwah
00:24:40Okay
00:24:42Jesus
00:24:43Let's go to dinner
00:24:44We'll do it
00:25:01Bye
00:25:02Bye
00:25:09grandmother
00:25:10Let's go.
00:25:41What's that, darling?
00:25:44He signed the papers.
00:25:47God, it's such brilliant news.
00:25:49We can finally get married.
00:25:53Yes, finally.
00:25:54I'll be so pleased.
00:25:57Let's go to dinner tonight to celebrate.
00:26:01Sure.
00:26:06Well, why would you want to hunt them in the first place?
00:26:08It's a very dignified sport, darling.
00:26:14Oh, this is my good friend, Jax.
00:26:17Hi, George.
00:26:18Hi, Al.
00:26:19You must join us.
00:26:21What a marvelous coincidence.
00:26:23You are so polite, George, but we're okay.
00:26:27Nonsense.
00:26:28The more, the merrier.
00:26:29Yeah.
00:26:30Honey, I mean, I think Jax and Jane could use some privacy.
00:26:33Oh, come on.
00:26:34Be rude of us not to join our good friends.
00:26:46You must try the duck.
00:26:47It's divine.
00:26:49Nothing says romance like duck fat.
00:26:53Isn't he wonderful?
00:26:54So witty and so handsome.
00:26:58Darling, you're the most amazing man in the world.
00:27:03I mean, you're always so attentive.
00:27:04Why, thank you, dear.
00:27:16Oh, last night with Jax.
00:27:19It was incredible.
00:27:21He couldn't keep his hands off me.
00:27:24God, I'm happy for you.
00:27:26I really should thank you.
00:27:28We're just so happy, and he told me he's never felt like this before.
00:27:35Great.
00:27:36I'm glad what's best for everyone happened.
00:27:39Exactly.
00:27:40Well, shall we?
00:27:41Um, I could use another minute.
00:27:43Okay.
00:27:49Get it together, Elle.
00:27:51You don't love Jax.
00:27:53You love George.
00:28:01Hello.
00:28:03Where's Jax?
00:28:04Jax went to use the men's room.
00:28:09Jax, what are you doing?
00:28:12I know what game you're playing, Elle.
00:28:14Sending me your cousin.
00:28:15Really?
00:28:17I don't know what you're talking about.
00:28:19Drop the act.
00:28:20I can read you like a book.
00:28:22George is my fiancƩ.
00:28:24That's that.
00:28:26You can't stand him.
00:28:28I love him.
00:28:30You love me.
00:28:32I don't.
00:28:55This is so real.
00:28:58Then stop me.
00:29:05So, you and Jax, eh?
00:29:06You seem great together.
00:29:09So do you and Elle.
00:29:11I must admit, I am relieved.
00:29:13I was a little bit worried about him and Elle.
00:29:16Worried?
00:29:17What were you worried about?
00:29:18Oh, I don't know.
00:29:21Jax sent Elle a pair of roller skates.
00:29:24An inside joke from their wild youth.
00:29:27I was just being paranoid.
00:29:28Nothing to worry about.
00:29:30Roller skates.
00:29:31Uh, how long ago was this?
00:29:33Hmm.
00:29:34Just the other day.
00:29:35Sweet, isn't it?
00:29:37That's so sweet.
00:29:38Excuse me.
00:29:39I'm going to go to the restroom.
00:29:41Sorry.
00:29:41But just came back.
00:29:47Elle!
00:29:48Elle, are you in here?
00:29:55Elle, you've been gone a while.
00:29:57I came here to check on you.
00:30:00Yeah, um, yeah, I'm in here.
00:30:03Just, um, stomach problems.
00:30:05Really bad stomach problems.
00:30:11Are you sure you're okay?
00:30:13Yeah, I'm fine.
00:30:15Just go back to the table.
00:30:17I'll be there in a second.
00:30:19Okay, well, don't take too long.
00:30:21Georgie Poo is waiting for you.
00:30:27Oh, my God.
00:30:29Close call, Mrs. Steele.
00:30:41Jacks, I must thank you for signing those papers.
00:30:43Of course, my friend.
00:30:45It's just a formality.
00:30:47Mistake.
00:30:49Baby, you didn't tell me you signed the papers.
00:30:52Does that mean you're divorced now?
00:30:55All we need is Elle's signature.
00:30:59Yeah, um, I'm just gonna wait for my lawyer to look over the details and make sure it's all clear.
00:31:07What do you mean?
00:31:08I thought that's what you wanted all along.
00:31:10Yeah.
00:31:12I mean, it is a legal document.
00:31:14You can never be too safe, you know?
00:31:17Such a lovely evening.
00:31:19To our friendship.
00:31:21And to my love, Elle.
00:31:24To Elle.
00:31:25To Elle.
00:31:29To me.
00:31:45Elle, hi.
00:31:47Hey, Jax, where are you?
00:31:50Uh, I'm home.
00:31:52Can I stop by?
00:31:54Yeah, of course.
00:31:55Okay.
00:31:57I'll see you.
00:32:01She's finally made her choice.
00:32:23She's finally made her choice.
00:32:25I'm glad to give you this.
00:32:28So...
00:32:31Oh, no.
00:32:36It's over, Jax.
00:32:38Goodbye.
00:32:39I'll wait.
00:33:18Oh, this one has the perfect flowers.
00:33:21And here, oh, the venue by the lake.
00:33:24Prestige, dear, prestige.
00:33:27Mother knows best.
00:33:28Don't you agree, El?
00:33:37Nice day, huh?
00:33:38Yeah, look how beautiful it is.
00:33:41So beautiful.
00:33:48Wish I brought my camera.
00:33:50Oh, it's okay.
00:33:52You can just remember this.
00:33:54We can't be able to...
00:33:56Oh, yeah.
00:33:57Yes, sir.
00:34:01Oh, yeah.
00:34:02Oh, yeah.
00:34:05Oh, yeah.
00:34:10Oh, yeah.
00:34:18Oh, yeah.
00:34:21L we cannot have you bloating before your gown fitting. You'll thank her later dear,
00:34:26but there always things ahead.
00:34:39I'm stuffed. Me too, that was a good pick. I'm glad you liked it.
00:34:43Well, we should eat real pasta in Positano in Italy.
00:34:52Want to come inside?
00:34:57Uh, not tonight. I have a really early start tomorrow.
00:35:00Okay. Next time.
00:35:04Next time, for sure.
00:35:16Good night.
00:35:17Good night.
00:35:31Tomorrow, we'll look at invitations. You'll want embossed. Trust me.
00:35:36Isn't this exciting now? We're so close now. We're so close.
00:36:03L?
00:36:05Jane.
00:36:07What a coincidence.
00:36:08Yeah, I was just grabbing a coffee before heading out.
00:36:11Sit with me.
00:36:18So, you and Jax? Seems like things are going well.
00:36:22Yeah, I really, really feel a connection. Nice.
00:36:27You know, if you really want to win him over, um, there's a few things that you should know.
00:36:33Ooh, like what?
00:36:35For starters, he, he loves baby talk.
00:36:41Okay.
00:36:41Yes, baby talk. The sillier, the better. He'll melt.
00:36:45Baby talk.
00:36:45Got it.
00:36:46Yes. Um, and just attention. So much of it. Text him, call him, show up unannounced.
00:36:55He'll love knowing that you're always there.
00:36:56Oh, and food. Oh, food. Okay.
00:36:59Yes. Um, bring his lunch at work. You know, like, spoil him. He loves that.
00:37:04And his favorite food is tuna casserole.
00:37:08Oh, Zuma.
00:37:14So, what I'd like to do, Ahmed, is actually shoot the island. Then we can discuss the price.
00:37:18Because then what we'll be able to do is a piece for International Geographic.
00:37:20Because I actually own the magazine.
00:37:22Uh, hang on a minute. One sec.
00:37:24Hello?
00:37:26Jane, hi.
00:37:27Hey, I'm on a call. I need to call you back later.
00:37:30Right. Miss you, too.
00:37:33Sorry about that, Ahmed. Uh, where were we?
00:37:34So anyway, I think, uh, having an article will actually attract tourism and industry to the island.
00:37:39Oh, I'm sorry. One second.
00:37:42Jane, hi.
00:37:44I'm, I'm fine. Thank you.
00:37:46Yes, sandwich. Sandwich was great.
00:37:47Look, I'm on a call. I need to call you back later.
00:37:49All right, bye.
00:37:50All right, Ahmed, I think with the right tax incentives, we can actually draw a lot of film in Asarik
00:37:54Island.
00:37:56Oh my god. Hang on one second.
00:38:00Jane.
00:38:02I know you missed me. You told me that 10 seconds ago when you called, okay?
00:38:05If you keep calling me, I might have to meet you.
00:38:08Ahmed, so sorry about that.
00:38:09I've got a zoo over here today.
00:38:10So anyway, with the island, I think...
00:38:13Hello?
00:38:15Hello?
00:38:42Oh my god, look who it is.
00:38:46Oh, hi.
00:38:47Hi.
00:38:48What's going on?
00:38:50My poopy here just wanted a cup of coffee.
00:38:55Well, what are you up to?
00:38:56Oh, just George and I are tasting wedding cakes, so we thought we need some coffee to go with.
00:39:01Yum! I know what kind of cake I want for my wedding.
00:39:03Red velvet.
00:39:05Hint, hint.
00:39:07Oh, which reminds me, I brought your favorite.
00:39:12Tuna casserole.
00:39:15Open wide, here comes a plane.
00:39:21Jane, you have something green in your teeth.
00:39:24Oh, oh no!
00:39:25Take this.
00:39:33Please shoot me.
00:39:35What?
00:39:36Trouble in paradise?
00:39:38How are things with George?
00:39:40Great.
00:39:44You look good.
00:39:47Thanks.
00:39:48You do too.
00:39:54Honey boo!
00:39:58Well, looks like Miss Booby is coming back, so I'm gonna head out.
00:40:02But you're a coffee.
00:40:03Oh, I changed my mind.
00:40:09Honey boo!
00:40:13Jane, there's something I need to tell you.
00:40:15Yes.
00:40:17I think you're a wonderful girl.
00:40:20So many great qualities.
00:40:22Pretty.
00:40:23Funny.
00:40:24Smart.
00:40:25And?
00:40:28I'm kind of nervous to say this.
00:40:29Oh, just say it, lovey.
00:40:31Just say it.
00:40:33I want to break up with you.
00:40:36Wait, what?
00:40:40He loves me.
00:40:41He's just confused.
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:49I mean, he's been waiting to have sex with me, so it means he loves me, right?
00:40:55Right?
00:40:58Yes.
00:40:59Yes.
00:41:00We're meant to be together.
00:41:03He loves me.
00:41:04He loves me.
00:41:05He loves me.
00:41:07What?
00:41:08What did you say?
00:41:09She wants him back!
00:41:10She's playing you.
00:41:12She's mocking you.
00:41:15You're right.
00:41:16She's mocking me!
00:41:18She wants him back!
00:41:19She's fucking with him!
00:41:21I have to save him from her.
00:41:23We're meant to be together.
00:41:26Yeah?
00:41:28I need to save him from her.
00:41:30So he can want me back.
00:41:31I need to show him what true love is.
00:41:34What did you say?
00:41:35There's only one way to end it.
00:41:38Kill the bitch!
00:41:40We need to kill the bitch.
00:41:42And we do it together.
00:41:44You and me.
00:41:46We will kill her together.
00:41:49And then I'll be mine.
00:42:01Mother, they've signed the papers.
00:42:04Then why is it still not done?
00:42:06She's stalling!
00:42:07Legal stuff takes time!
00:42:09You good for nothing wimp!
00:42:12Get her in line!
00:42:14Get him in line!
00:42:17You will make that divorce happen!
00:42:21Lalalalalalalala!
00:42:22Don't put your ears at me, George Winthrop!
00:42:23Do not you can't cover your ears at me!
00:42:25I know you can hear me!
00:42:28Man up!
00:42:29Fine!
00:42:30Fine!
00:42:31I will...
00:42:32Man up!
00:42:32I promise.
00:42:33Tonight!
00:42:44Mario, tell me something good.
00:42:46Mrs. Winthrop, I did some digging.
00:42:48But I couldn't find nothing.
00:42:49He's a good guy, he's got a great life, owns Wildman Media, does good things with his money.
00:42:54He's trying to buy Azarica Island, he's married to-
00:42:56Stop!
00:42:58I know Ahmed, he's a nice lover of mine. He owns Azarica.
00:43:04I have an idea.
00:43:13Hello.
00:43:15Ahmed, hi.
00:43:19Seriously?
00:43:21Absolutely.
00:43:24So, is it a done deal?
00:43:28You too.
00:43:29Thank you so much, it's been a pleasure doing business with you.
00:43:35Hell yeah baby, come on!
00:43:39El, meet me at Co-brew, 30 minutes.
00:43:42Yeah.
00:43:44Alright.
00:43:50Jax, is everything okay?
00:43:52Oh my god, oh my god!
00:43:54Okay.
00:43:55Better than okay, amazing news.
00:43:58Can you stop everyone to stay?
00:44:00This is it.
00:44:01Okay.
00:44:03You are looking at the new owner of Azarica Island.
00:44:08No way.
00:44:09Way.
00:44:10I'll leave next week.
00:44:11Deal is fairly complex, but...
00:44:14Plus, I'm gonna get to do that piece for International Geographic.
00:44:17Wait, you're, you're leaving?
00:44:19It's perfect.
00:44:21Azarica's where we unload.
00:44:22Our special place.
00:44:25Come with me.
00:44:26It'll be just like old times.
00:44:28Me taking the photos, you writing the story.
00:44:34I...
00:44:34George.
00:44:35The wedding.
00:44:37Fuck the wedding.
00:44:38This is it.
00:44:39This is our chance.
00:44:41We can start a new life together, be happy.
00:44:44Please, El, say yes.
00:44:47What about Jane?
00:44:49I broke up with her.
00:44:51What?
00:44:53It's never really in her.
00:44:55I was just with her to make you jealous.
00:44:57Duh.
00:44:59Wait.
00:45:00What?
00:45:02That's horrible.
00:45:06You're still so manipulative.
00:45:11You're still so manipulative.
00:45:13What are you talking about?
00:45:14You used some innocent woman, my cousin, to manipulate me into getting back with you.
00:45:20You're incapable of changing.
00:45:22I thought you'd finally grow up.
00:45:24The hell is that supposed to mean?
00:45:26I have grown up.
00:45:27I mean, El, look at all that I've accomplished since you left.
00:45:30It's not about what you have or what you've done.
00:45:33It's about who you are, Jax.
00:45:35And you're still some selfish little boy.
00:45:38That's unfair.
00:45:40You play with my emotions to get what you want.
00:45:43Well, now you can give up your childish, happily ever after fantasy.
00:45:50Oh!
00:45:52Hi, guys.
00:45:53What a coincidence.
00:45:54I ran into you here.
00:45:56Are you following me?
00:45:57What?
00:45:58Me?
00:45:58No.
00:45:59No.
00:46:00Nothing like that.
00:46:01Do you think I'm some idiot as well?
00:46:04I'm so confused.
00:46:05Oh!
00:46:06I'm so confused.
00:46:06Oh!
00:46:08Oh!
00:46:10Oh!
00:46:13Oh!
00:46:13Oh!
00:46:15Good for nothing.
00:46:16Selfish.
00:46:17Imager.
00:46:18He's...
00:46:21Jane?
00:46:23What are you doing?
00:46:25What does it look like I'm doing?
00:46:27Hey.
00:46:27I don't know.
00:46:28She told me to do this.
00:46:30Who told you?
00:46:32My pretty.
00:46:34Oh, my God.
00:46:35You're fucking crazy.
00:46:37What is it?
00:46:38Kill the bitch.
00:46:39What?
00:46:39Kill the bitch.
00:46:40You want me to kill her?
00:46:42Yes.
00:46:43No, no, no.
00:46:43I agree.
00:46:44No, no, Jane, you don't have to do this, okay?
00:46:46I can get you help.
00:46:47You've done enough.
00:46:49You seduced him.
00:46:51You took him away from me!
00:46:55Him?
00:46:57Jax?
00:46:57I don't want Jax.
00:46:59I want George, okay?
00:47:00You don't have to worry about that, okay?
00:47:02What is it, Nightingale Gannon?
00:47:04Slit her throat?
00:47:06No, no, no.
00:47:07You've lost your fucking mind.
00:47:09No!
00:47:09I've lost Jax.
00:47:11And I'm going to get him back!
00:47:13George!
00:47:14George!
00:47:15Help me!
00:47:15Help!
00:47:16Help!
00:47:17Help!
00:47:17Help!
00:47:18Help!
00:47:19Help!
00:47:19I'll fucking do something, George!
00:47:21George, please do something.
00:47:22George!
00:47:23I don't know what to do!
00:47:25George, you boy!
00:47:26Watch your lovely lady die!
00:47:30George!
00:47:31Help!
00:47:32Help me!
00:47:33Help!
00:47:34Put the knife down, okay?
00:47:38If I can't have you, nobody else can!
00:47:42Move!
00:47:43Yeah!
00:47:44Jackson!
00:47:45Move!
00:47:46No!
00:47:49No!
00:47:52No!
00:47:53No!
00:47:54No!
00:47:54No!
00:47:54No!
00:47:54No!
00:48:01You saved me!
00:48:04I got you!
00:48:04My love!
00:48:05My darling!
00:48:06You were going to let me die!
00:48:08No, no, no.
00:48:09I was just about to throw myself upon the knife, but Jax got on the way!
00:48:13You're bleeding.
00:48:14It's okay.
00:48:16Just relief you're safe.
00:48:17Let me help you.
00:48:18Fine.
00:48:19Be that way.
00:48:21Okay.
00:48:22Okay.
00:48:22Okay.
00:48:23Okay.
00:48:24Okay.
00:48:28Jax, I love you!
00:48:30I love you!
00:48:31Don't forget me!
00:48:32Text me!
00:48:34Call me!
00:48:35Let's go.
00:48:35Love me!
00:48:37Yeah, me!
00:48:38I love you!
00:48:41I love you!
00:49:06Hello?
00:49:07I can't sleep.
00:49:09I can't either.
00:49:12wanna grab a drink i thought you'd never ask the usual 30 minutes all right see you in a bit
00:49:37kill jack steel
00:49:42remember that bar back in the symbol yes uh-huh you bet i can still drink you oh yeah
00:49:49excuse me another round please no i know and then truman throws down a straight flush
00:49:56and i mean i'm doomed right i mean where am i gonna find a horse at that hour
00:50:08thanks for meeting up with me tonight i was way too wound up to sleep
00:50:12oh me too i almost died today oh jesus
00:50:22and you saved me
00:50:26now if anything happened to you i don't know
00:50:35and then
00:50:40so
00:50:44so
00:50:47so
00:50:50so
00:50:58so
00:50:59so
00:51:04so
00:51:11so
00:51:16so
00:51:20so
00:51:21so
00:51:30so
00:51:52i love you so much
00:51:54so
00:51:56so
00:51:58so
00:51:59so
00:52:00so
00:52:01so
00:52:01so
00:52:01so
00:52:02so
00:52:02so
00:52:02so
00:52:02so
00:52:03so
00:52:03so
00:52:03so
00:52:12so
00:52:17so
00:52:18so
00:52:25so
00:52:28so
00:52:30so
00:52:31so
00:52:34so
00:52:46so
00:53:13kill
00:53:14kill jack steel
00:53:15kill Long
00:53:20kill jack steel
00:53:24kill jack steel
00:53:28killed Nicht Car Thing
00:53:30hurt
00:53:34kill him
00:53:35will destroy him
00:53:37kill him
00:53:37kill him
00:53:37kill him
00:53:37do you think you think it's a bad thing
00:54:10Oh my god, Jax is where?
00:54:28What's going on?
00:54:28How is he?
00:54:29He's in a coma.
00:54:32But he's going to wake up, right?
00:54:34I'm afraid the prognosis isn't good.
00:54:38He's sustained severe head injuries.
00:54:41Yes, come on.
00:54:41Wake up.
00:54:42There's little brain activity, and there's little sign of improvement.
00:54:47It's me, El.
00:54:49Come on.
00:54:50Who is next of kin?
00:54:52I am his wife.
00:54:55Does he have an advanced directive?
00:54:57I have no idea.
00:54:58I doubt it.
00:54:59He's a risk taker.
00:55:01Then it's up to you to decide when it's time to terminate life support.
00:55:07Don't say that.
00:55:08He's strong.
00:55:10He's been through worse.
00:55:12Come on, Jax.
00:55:13Come on.
00:55:14Wake up.
00:55:15I'll give you some time.
00:55:18Nothing.
00:55:21Come on, Jax.
00:55:23I told you guys I don't know who would want to harm Jax.
00:55:26Everyone loves Jax.
00:55:28Ma'am, where were you at the time of the event?
00:55:31At his house.
00:55:32And what were you doing there?
00:55:36Trying to decide if I was going to divorce him or not.
00:55:40So your relationship was acrimonious?
00:55:43No.
00:55:44Our relationship is perfect.
00:55:49George.
00:55:50They said that we could lose him.
00:55:52Oh, dear.
00:55:52I'm so sorry this is happening.
00:55:54I'm sorry.
00:55:55Who are you?
00:55:56Oh, I'm her fiancƩ.
00:55:58Huh?
00:56:01So he is her husband and you're her fiancƩ?
00:56:05Mm-hmm.
00:56:06Correct.
00:56:06I'm so confused.
00:56:08I'm not.
00:56:10She was married to that guy.
00:56:11She's having an affair with this guy.
00:56:13And had someone off that guy.
00:56:17Ma'am, we're going to have to take you down to the station for questions.
00:56:21Ma'am, we're going to have to take you down to the station for further questions.
00:56:24No, but please, not right now.
00:56:27Please, you can't do this.
00:56:28Please, don't make this any harder.
00:56:29Stop.
00:56:30Quiet.
00:56:32That wouldn't be necessary.
00:56:34It was my mother.
00:56:36Agnes?
00:56:37No, mother.
00:56:39She wanted the wedding so badly she was willing to kill for it.
00:56:42She really is a horrible woman.
00:56:45Wait, how do you know it was her?
00:56:47Oh, it was easy.
00:56:49Ever heard of berating our goons when she found out Jax was still alive?
00:56:53Here.
00:56:54Here's our address.
00:56:56She'll be there now, working the seating chart.
00:56:59I can't believe you're turning in your mother.
00:57:02Mommy was right.
00:57:04It is time I manned up.
00:57:07Because I want to get married.
00:57:09Oh, George, I'm sorry.
00:57:11I can't...
00:57:11Not to you.
00:57:13What?
00:57:21Betsy?
00:57:21Hello, ma'am.
00:57:23But...
00:57:25How long?
00:57:26A while?
00:57:29I...
00:57:29I know.
00:57:30Not only am I a coward, I'm also a cad.
00:57:34But I love him.
00:57:36Just the way he is.
00:57:40I don't even know what to say right now.
00:57:43Say you'll forgive me?
00:57:45Okay.
00:57:46Uh, if you say so.
00:57:49I am so confused.
00:57:51I'm not.
00:57:52They were together.
00:57:53Now she's with him.
00:57:54His mom's crazy.
00:57:56Forget it.
00:57:57Forget it.
00:57:57All right.
00:57:58Let's just go to his house and arrest his mom.
00:58:00Well, good luck.
00:58:02You're going to need it.
00:58:04Okay.
00:58:11Wait, what is that?
00:58:12What's happening?
00:58:13Can you get the doctor, please?
00:58:15Doctor!
00:58:16Nurse!
00:58:16Help!
00:58:17Jax?
00:58:22That was a close call.
00:58:25I don't know how much longer he'll last.
00:58:29You should probably say your goodbyes now.
00:58:41Jax, it's me.
00:58:44Your wife.
00:58:48I need you to wake up now, so we can be married again.
00:58:53You wouldn't go to Azurica Island and run around in our bathing suits, drinking pina coladas,
00:59:01eating coconut out of the shell.
00:59:09You need a miracle?
00:59:12You need a miracle?
00:59:32Here you go.
00:59:34Jax, I had your miracle necklace.
00:59:37You're my logo.
00:59:40You can wake up now.
00:59:43Jax, you're going to wake up now.
00:59:51Please.
00:59:53Please, wake up.
01:00:01I love you so much.
01:00:05I love you so much.
01:00:07Please.
01:00:08Please.
01:00:09Please.
01:00:12Please.
01:00:15Please.
01:00:29Please.
01:00:31Please.
01:00:31Please.
01:00:32Please.
01:00:33Please.
01:00:49Max?
01:00:51Hi, Mrs. Steele.
01:00:53Hi.
01:00:55You came back to me.
01:01:00I'd never leave you.
01:01:01No. Not now. Not ever.
01:01:14I mean, seriously. Have you ever seen a more romantic ending?
01:01:19Agnes finally got to host her big wedding.
01:01:21Ladies, please, let's put some backbone into this.
01:01:24This room will not decorate itself, and if this wedding is going to mean anything at all, this room has
01:01:27to be beautiful.
01:01:28Now, Julia, if you call that a floral arrangement, I must be the fool.
01:01:33Please, a little volume. Also that face.
01:01:35It was between two inmates at Strathmore Penitentiary, but it was a success.
01:01:40George and Betsy got married.
01:01:43It was a small wedding, which is the two of them.
01:01:46A minister and his dog.
01:01:48Betsy basically stole my wedding, but whatever. It was better for her anyway.
01:01:54And me?
01:01:55I got my cottage in the country, and I got Jack's.
01:01:59To Azarica Island.
01:02:01To Azarica Island.
01:02:02And we both got a very happily ever after.
01:02:20Let me just see one of those. Let me see the second one of that.
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