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00:00:03Hi I'm Eve and if you're wondering why I'm holding these coffees it is not
00:00:08because I'm the coffee girl. I just got hired at Archer House, New York City's
00:00:15most prestigious architecture firm. I didn't order this. I'm going to be the
00:00:22best architect in the world. This is just the first job that's gonna help me get
00:00:28there. I said no dairy. Vegans, huh. This is Mason Archer, architecture god. I've been
00:00:39obsessed with his work since I was in middle school. Sorry, it's hard to look
00:00:44away. Some girls want a house, a dog, a husband. Well I say fuck all that. I'm
00:00:52here to party with the big boys. Nothing can stop me now.
00:01:08So, you're the new office girl? Yes Mr. Archer, I started today. Your dress, tomorrow you will
00:01:18wear something shorter. Excuse me? Did you not hear me? Wear something shorter. Who the
00:01:33fuck does this guy think he is? Yeah, so you listen to me? I will not be spoken to like
00:01:44I am some...
00:01:45office girl. I will speak to you however I wish. You are a disobedient child like all the
00:01:52rest and I am going to break you. Office girl. I want this job but I will not be
00:02:00talked to like that. Okay then. Pack your shit and get out.
00:02:28Hey Ms. Pratt, is everything okay?
00:02:42No, now I'm busy. Mr. Archer, I came to return your shirt.
00:03:12So, you're the new office girl. Um, yes ma'am. Ma'am?
00:03:18Oh, I'm busy. I'm busy. I'm busy. I'm busy. I'm busy. I'm busy. I'm busy. I'm busy. I'm busy.
00:03:18No. No, ma'am. Come with me.
00:03:26Is everything okay?
00:03:30Some advice.
00:03:33You don't get promoted around here for being a little slut.
00:03:41What's this bitch's problem?
00:03:45Jamie?
00:03:54What happened?
00:03:55Found her unconscious.
00:03:57I'm fine.
00:03:58Really, okay? I just forgot to take my pill.
00:04:01Don't scare me like that.
00:04:04Jamie, it's not funny.
00:04:05Okay.
00:04:07Alright.
00:04:08Two years ago, my sister and her husband were killed in a car accident.
00:04:14Jamie is their daughter. She survived the crash, but...
00:04:22There's nothing we can do about the wheelchair, but to be sick on top of that, that's just not fair
00:04:28for a teenage girl.
00:04:28So, how was your first day? Did they make you the boss yet?
00:04:32Not yet, but soon.
00:04:35You hungry?
00:04:36Yeah.
00:04:41One day I'm gonna have the money to get her the procedure she needs.
00:04:46Eve, look.
00:04:48The real reason why I came by was to give you this.
00:05:02But...
00:05:03I'll... I'll... I'll have the money. I... soon. I... I promise I...
00:05:08Eve, I'm... I'm really very sorry.
00:05:11I love you and Jamie.
00:05:14Really.
00:05:15But it's out of my hands this time.
00:05:23Hey!
00:05:25Hey!
00:05:25What are you doing?
00:05:29What are you doing?
00:05:32Stop right now!
00:05:33You can't go in there!
00:05:36Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:05:38Mr. Archer, I tried to stop her.
00:05:39You think you can just mess with people's lives like that?
00:05:43Didn't I fire you?
00:05:45You're a real piece of shit, you know that?
00:05:51Now they have to scroll.
00:05:53Get out.
00:05:55You too.
00:06:07Why are you wasting my time?
00:06:09I need this job.
00:06:10I earned it.
00:06:12This is the largest architecture firm in the entire world.
00:06:16I know.
00:06:17That's why I'm here.
00:06:18No one gets a second chance at Archer House.
00:06:22Why are you any different?
00:06:23Because I'm the best.
00:06:25And if you let me keep my job, I will prove it to you.
00:06:34That dress isn't any shorter.
00:06:37I don't have money for new clothes right now.
00:06:42Stand here.
00:07:02Spread your legs.
00:07:03And I'm the best.
00:07:18What is happening here?
00:07:22Stop.
00:07:25Don't stop.
00:07:31That's how high, that's how high I want it.
00:07:40Do I have my job back?
00:07:45You said you're the best.
00:07:52Let's see.
00:07:54What?
00:07:55You are going to be my new personal assistant.
00:07:58Anywhere I go, you go.
00:08:02Okay, I accept.
00:08:04You'll have to do anything I say.
00:08:06You understand?
00:08:07Understood, sir.
00:08:09Good.
00:08:13Now, I need you to do something for me.
00:08:16I will do anything you want.
00:08:19I need you to do something for me.
00:08:23Whatever you need, sir.
00:08:30I need you to make copies for me.
00:08:32That's not what I had in mind.
00:08:38Are these the new designs?
00:08:40Don't show anyone.
00:08:41Make the copies, then bring them right back to me.
00:08:43You understand?
00:08:44Mm-hmm.
00:09:05I'm Mason Archer's personal assistant.
00:09:07This is my big chance.
00:09:09Nothing can stop my ass now.
00:09:30Oh, fuck me.
00:09:36Oh, my God.
00:09:38He is going to fucking spank me.
00:09:46Harder.
00:09:47You understand why I must do this, don't you?
00:09:51Yes, sir.
00:09:52Yes, Daddy.
00:09:54You've been a very bad girl.
00:09:57Harder!
00:10:10One more thing.
00:10:26What the hell is wrong with you?
00:10:31Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:10:35Your day is over.
00:10:37You can go home now.
00:10:38Get out!
00:10:44What was that?
00:10:47And why do I want more?
00:10:55Gone.
00:10:57Um, yes, they are.
00:10:59They are gone.
00:11:01He is going to fucking kill me.
00:11:04All of them?
00:11:08Yes, sir.
00:11:08All of them.
00:11:09I'm gonna have to call you back.
00:11:15Oh.
00:11:16Oh, I wasn't expecting that.
00:11:22What do you think I should do with you?
00:11:25Um, I don't know.
00:11:29Fire me, I guess.
00:11:32Fire you?
00:11:34No, no, no.
00:11:36You'd be getting off way too easy.
00:11:40Uh, what do you mean, sir?
00:11:42Closer to her.
00:11:50Come here.
00:12:00Closer.
00:12:18You've done a very bad thing, office girl.
00:12:21Yes, sir.
00:12:24You must be punished.
00:12:27Okay.
00:12:29Holy shit.
00:12:32Now, is he really going to spank me?
00:12:36This is the place?
00:12:38No way!
00:12:39This can't be real.
00:12:42Wow.
00:12:44At the end of the week, you'll be leaving for Paris.
00:12:47What?
00:12:49Oh, yes, uh, the International Architecture Convention.
00:12:53You will accompany Mr. Archer, and you will assist him with whatever he needs.
00:12:59I can't go to Paris right now.
00:13:01Oh, yes, you can.
00:13:02And you will.
00:13:04I assume you can, uh, get a babysitter?
00:13:07I don't need a sitter, dude.
00:13:11Make the necessary arrangements, will you?
00:13:25Mr. Archer requests you go shopping.
00:13:43Oh, I know you must be feeling like a queen right now, but remember, there were office girls
00:13:50before you, and there will be office girls after you.
00:13:53So enjoy while you can.
00:14:02Holy shitballs.
00:14:04Mouse.
00:14:06But yeah.
00:14:09Holy shitballs.
00:14:11You know what?
00:14:12I'm going to go get a Vogue.
00:14:13Let's find out what the bitches are wearing nowadays.
00:14:30Hey.
00:14:34Bad day?
00:14:35That obvious?
00:14:39I'll tell her about it when she's 18.
00:14:43Is he your boss again?
00:14:46No.
00:14:48I screwed up.
00:14:50Jamie, I think I blew it.
00:15:06Demi.
00:15:07I bet she's here to tell me I'm fired for real this time.
00:15:10Demi.
00:15:11Hi.
00:15:12Uh, how are you?
00:15:15Uh, um, what are you doing?
00:15:20Who are these guys?
00:15:22What are you guys doing in my apartment?
00:15:24Hey, don't touch that.
00:15:26That's, that's fragile.
00:15:27I, hey, put that down.
00:15:29Get, who are these beastly men?
00:15:30Ah!
00:15:31Enough!
00:15:33Office girl?
00:15:37Mr. Archer is moving you into his building.
00:15:41What?
00:15:43Uh, what do you mean?
00:15:45He wants you closer to him.
00:15:49You're going to be uncalled 24 hours a day.
00:15:52Eve, this lumberjack is going through my shit.
00:15:57Where are you taking us?
00:16:13What are these skankos whispering about?
00:16:17What are these skankos whispering about?
00:16:33What are you doing in my office?
00:16:36Office girl.
00:16:39I didn't recognize you.
00:16:42Do you like it?
00:16:48It's adequate.
00:16:55I picked it just for you.
00:16:58Did you?
00:17:08Yes, sir.
00:17:10The meeting starts in five minutes, sir.
00:17:18Great.
00:17:27And how are we going to solve this problem?
00:17:30We're way over budget, Mason.
00:17:32I know how to fix it.
00:17:33I'm working on it, aren't I?
00:17:35Oh my God, it's so obvious.
00:17:40We need a solution now.
00:17:42How about metal?
00:17:46Instead of concrete in the atrium, it cuts down on cost significantly.
00:17:59This needs to get done now.
00:18:01We need this contract.
00:18:02Demi, take over.
00:18:11Sir, sir.
00:18:15Do you think we could discuss my promotion before you go to the conference?
00:18:20I don't need this right now, Demi.
00:18:22I'll promote you when I think you're ready.
00:18:32Mr. Archer will be out of office all week with our new office girl.
00:18:45Now these cocksuckers.
00:18:47That means all decisions go through me.
00:18:52Got it?
00:18:55Good.
00:18:57Bye for now.
00:19:09Demi, why were they laughing at me?
00:19:12Oh, they worked here a long time.
00:19:14They know how Mason can be.
00:19:16I'm a professional, not a prostitute.
00:19:23Honey, don't kid yourself.
00:19:26We're all prostitutes sometimes.
00:19:41Hi.
00:19:44Mr. Archer, you scared me.
00:19:48Who told you it was okay to speak at my meetings?
00:19:53Um, I'm sorry.
00:19:56I mean, I just, metal.
00:20:00It's so obvious, right?
00:20:02Yeah, absolutely.
00:20:05We'll just have to draft letters of apologies to the congregation's families
00:20:09when the church collapses in on them.
00:20:12What?
00:20:13Maybe you're not as good as you think you are.
00:20:16Office girl.
00:20:26You broke another roll.
00:20:40Sir, we're at the office.
00:20:42Do you think I'm unaware?
00:20:49I'm a professional.
00:20:51That's what all the office girls say.
00:20:54I'm all my work taking seriously.
00:20:59This is your work.
00:21:09Well, well, well, well.
00:21:11If it isn't the big dog himself, Mason Archer.
00:21:16Holy shit.
00:21:17It's the Hollister brothers, Brent and David.
00:21:19Brent.
00:21:20And I see you brought your bitter half.
00:21:22Mason.
00:21:23Always a pleasure.
00:21:25We heard you're up for the St. Helens contract.
00:21:28That's a big job for you, Mason.
00:21:31Brent.
00:21:32Relax.
00:21:35And who might you be?
00:21:37Brent Hollister.
00:21:38Oh, Mr. Hollister.
00:21:40I know who you are.
00:21:41You and your brother were inspirations to me all through school.
00:21:47Oh, you hear that, Mason?
00:21:53Inspirations.
00:22:02Gentlemen, please, you're grown men.
00:22:05Is this over me?
00:22:10Office girl, give me a scotch.
00:22:13It was a pleasure.
00:22:26What's this?
00:22:32Mr. Archer's luggage.
00:22:35What is it?
00:22:37And what am I supposed to do with that?
00:22:39Oh, don't worry about what it is.
00:22:41Worry about how you're going to get it to Paris.
00:22:44Oh, and side this.
00:22:47Um, what am I signing?
00:22:48Company's insurance policy.
00:22:50Everyone traveling must sign.
00:23:12Oh, and what is that thing, huh?
00:23:14Jesus, what is it in this thing?
00:23:17Hopefully not a fucking body.
00:23:19Hey, language.
00:23:23You're going to be okay, right?
00:23:25I mean, it's only for a week.
00:23:28I can take care of myself.
00:23:29Really.
00:23:30All right?
00:23:33I know.
00:23:34I just...
00:23:36We've never been apart, and if anything were to happen to you, I would...
00:23:40I'll be okay.
00:23:41All right?
00:23:41I'll be fine.
00:23:42I'll have my meds.
00:23:44Everything's going to be okay.
00:23:49I know.
00:23:51I'll miss you, too.
00:23:55I know.
00:23:57We all suppose...
00:24:01Yes.
00:24:04What does he mean in here?
00:24:08It's...
00:24:10We all suppose...
00:24:16Yes.
00:24:34Fuck my life.
00:24:41Now.
00:24:46What I was saying.
00:24:48We're talking about.
00:25:15I am going to fucking kill you.
00:25:18Office girl.
00:25:19How was your flight?
00:25:21It was fine, sir.
00:25:25Wonderful news.
00:25:27I brought your luggage, sir, as you requested.
00:25:30I can see that.
00:25:32I think I'm going to go have a shower.
00:25:37Oh, office girl.
00:25:39Yes, sir?
00:25:41You forgot something.
00:25:44Sir?
00:25:46My luggage doesn't go down here.
00:25:48It goes in my room.
00:25:53Forgive me, sir.
00:25:56Of course it does.
00:26:07Yes.
00:26:08Yeah.
00:26:09Ooh.
00:26:10Perfect.
00:26:13I believe in you.
00:26:16It's a stupid box.
00:26:31Office girl.
00:26:33Uh, Miss...
00:26:34Mr. Archer, I...
00:26:35This is Victoria.
00:26:36I was just leaving.
00:26:49You seem upset.
00:26:53You made me drag that thing halfway across the world.
00:26:58Are you just fucking with me?
00:27:00Office girl.
00:27:02These are my things.
00:27:04I must have my things.
00:27:07What's in the chest?
00:27:13You know...
00:27:17You're one of my things now.
00:27:21What?
00:27:29Who is she?
00:27:31How is that any business of yours?
00:27:39You're like a blonde, don't you?
00:27:45She's the head of the union.
00:27:48And she is an intimate man.
00:27:50Why do I like this?
00:27:54What the hell is wrong with me?
00:28:10I don't want to know.
00:28:11I don't want to see it.
00:28:11I don't want to see it.
00:28:12I don't want to see it.
00:28:12What?
00:28:13You got me down there, right?
00:28:20I feel me when your hands fall fine.
00:28:23I'm running on the mountain high.
00:28:27I came away when my body's strong.
00:28:33Don't stop.
00:28:34Don't stop.
00:29:01What the fuck?
00:29:08What was that?
00:29:10Dinner, 20 minutes, meet him in the lobby.
00:29:14A date?
00:29:15With me?
00:29:35I want to help you, Mason.
00:29:37You're our first choice.
00:29:38But you've got to make it cheaper.
00:29:41Absolutely, sir.
00:29:42We will adapt.
00:29:44Look, mate.
00:29:45I like your grit.
00:29:47Me and your father, God rest his soul, we go way back.
00:29:50But the most important thing now is the board's vote.
00:29:54So make sure you impress him this week.
00:29:56Got it?
00:29:57Will do, sir.
00:30:00Go to go.
00:30:01Time is money.
00:30:15Mason, you made it.
00:30:18Brent.
00:30:19David.
00:30:24I was hoping your plane would crash.
00:30:29Let's remember we are in public.
00:30:32I see your lovely assistant tagged along.
00:30:38Maybe she'd like to join me for a drink when you're through.
00:30:44Don't look at her.
00:30:46Gentlemen, please.
00:30:49Don't tell me you have a thing for this one too, Mason.
00:30:54Bad boy you are.
00:30:58I think you both should leave.
00:31:01Now what would your poor father think of you destroying his legacy?
00:31:10Let me remind you that you're both well in your 30s.
00:31:15What'd you just say?
00:31:18I said you're an embarrassment to your father's name.
00:31:24Yeah.
00:31:26Is that funny?
00:31:32I'm sorry, the fuck.
00:31:34I'm fucking a bitch.
00:31:35What is this?
00:31:36What is this?
00:31:37What is this?
00:31:37What is this?
00:31:37What is this?
00:31:38I'm talking about the hotel police.
00:31:40Alright, ladies and gentlemen.
00:31:41We are sorry for those American bloody hell.
00:31:46Oh, that motherfucker, I should've killed him.
00:31:54I swear to god the next time I see that bastard.
00:32:35I see you want it, office guy.
00:32:39I want it.
00:32:42I want it.
00:32:49I'm just a big dick.
00:32:51Holy shit.
00:32:57Dude.
00:33:08Christ's sakes.
00:33:10Prostate like a goddamn grapefruit.
00:33:17Damn.
00:33:19There's something seriously wrong with your generation.
00:33:49What's in the chest?
00:33:52You're so curious.
00:33:54I just...
00:34:04I got something for you.
00:34:24What are these for?
00:34:35What are you going to do to me, Mason?
00:35:00Wait, did I try to do something wrong?
00:35:04I don't...
00:35:05Go back to your room.
00:35:07Long day tomorrow.
00:35:09But Mr. Archer...
00:35:17I don't even try anymore.
00:35:24I don't even try anymore.
00:35:32Oh my god.
00:35:36Demi.
00:35:38Um...
00:35:39I thought that you were staying in New York.
00:35:41How is the convention treating you?
00:35:47Fine.
00:35:49Um...
00:35:50Can I do anything for you?
00:36:02You still don't get it, do you?
00:36:15Yeah.
00:36:17I don't care.
00:36:19I don't care.
00:36:29Here, an office girl.
00:36:34Mr. Archer.
00:37:28Great, now I have to go change.
00:37:32I'm going up.
00:37:40What was that?
00:37:41You look tired.
00:37:43I woke you up.
00:37:45Asshole.
00:37:47You do realize that this is a work trip, right?
00:37:52I wanted to make you wet.
00:37:54So that's what I did.
00:38:00Who's the meeting with tonight?
00:38:07Good evening, Mason.
00:38:10Good evening.
00:38:12What is this new development?
00:38:15Hey.
00:38:16Screwdriver.
00:38:17Double.
00:38:18Hurry up about it.
00:38:19God, you're an asshole.
00:38:23You are the asshole.
00:38:25Can we just be civil?
00:38:28This is business.
00:38:30This is more than business, David.
00:38:33It has been for a while.
00:38:36Let's make this simple, shall we?
00:38:42This is what we're willing to offer to purchase Archer House.
00:39:00Your stocks are plummeting, Mason.
00:39:05They have been ever since your father died.
00:39:16Jesus Christ.
00:39:34I'm telling you again, Mr. Archer.
00:39:35This is a five-star hotel, not a one-star, not a two-star.
00:39:39This is a five-star.
00:39:40I look like a bouncer.
00:39:41I'm not a bouncer.
00:39:42I'm not going to bounce people.
00:39:43But if I do have to call a bouncer, I am going to call one so that there is no
00:39:47fighting
00:39:47in this hotel, okay?
00:39:48And this goes for you.
00:39:49You want me to call a bouncer?
00:39:51No?
00:39:51D'accord.
00:39:52Merci.
00:39:52Bonne soirée.
00:39:55What the hell is wrong with you?
00:39:58You get enemies when you're the best.
00:40:00Douchebag.
00:40:05Sir, I saw Brent and David Hollister with you at dinner.
00:40:10Those fucking brothers.
00:40:13They're trying to get my bid.
00:40:19Look, um, why don't you take the night for yourself?
00:40:24Try to relax.
00:40:25Relax.
00:40:27Yeah.
00:40:29Maybe.
00:40:30I haven't had a night off in five years.
00:40:41What should I do, sir?
00:40:47You should go back to your room and get ready, office girl.
00:40:51What?
00:40:53Downstairs in 20.
00:40:54Don't be late.
00:41:03I have no idea how I allowed myself to go this far.
00:41:07There's not usually a minute I don't think about Jamie.
00:41:09Her medical bills, school loans, but when I'm with him, it's like every worry in the world
00:41:17disappears.
00:41:18It scares me.
00:41:20The only thing on my mind is him.
00:41:23He has this power over me.
00:41:26Even if I could resist Mason Archer, I don't think I would want to.
00:41:33What the hell am I doing?
00:41:56What the hell am I doing?
00:42:13How was your meal?
00:42:15How was your meal?
00:42:15It was delicious.
00:42:16That was the best fucking pasta I've ever had.
00:42:20You ever been to Paris?
00:42:22I've never been out of New York.
00:42:26Tell me something about yourself, office girl.
00:42:30Like what?
00:42:31Anything.
00:42:34I live with my niece.
00:42:37I've been raising her since I was in high school.
00:42:39No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:40I don't care about any of that.
00:42:42Tell me what you want.
00:42:44Asshole.
00:42:48I want to be an architect.
00:42:51A lot of people want to be an architect.
00:42:54I'm going to be the best.
00:42:58That's so funny.
00:43:00Every year I see one of you.
00:43:02A new office girl.
00:43:04Smart, arrogant, hungry, confused.
00:43:09Always the same.
00:43:11I'm not like all the other girls.
00:43:13Not yet?
00:43:15Prove it.
00:43:19Prove it.
00:43:34What am I looking at?
00:43:36Just some sketches.
00:43:38My design for the church.
00:43:44My new project.
00:43:47Just some ideas I've been playing around with.
00:43:54You put the steeple in the center.
00:43:56This way you don't have to worry about the arch at the entryway.
00:44:00Cuts down on cost dramatically.
00:44:09Something wrong?
00:44:11Why would there be?
00:44:15Should we get some dessert?
00:44:19No, actually, I'm going to call it a night.
00:44:30I want to have fun tonight.
00:44:33What does that mean?
00:44:35What does that mean?
00:44:37What are you doing?
00:44:43Hey, what are we doing here?
00:44:45What does it look like we're doing?
00:44:48I'm not swimming.
00:44:51No.
00:44:52It's closed.
00:44:53Tomorrow, I'll live a little.
00:45:17No.
00:45:18Are you coming in?
00:45:19No.
00:45:20This is ridiculous.
00:45:21I'm going back to my room.
00:45:47How's the water?
00:45:47Just shut up and get in already.
00:46:07Who are you?
00:46:09I'm kidding you.
00:46:38What do you mean?
00:46:48Hey, the pool is closed, but you are nude!
00:46:53No, but that's not happening!
00:46:55My kid is with me, I want your name and your room number!
00:47:04What? No, no, you do not get in there!
00:47:07No, come back right here right now!
00:47:08No, no!
00:47:11No, no!
00:47:12No!
00:47:14I will get you, nude man!
00:47:18I hate these goddamn conventions.
00:47:49What have you got in there?
00:47:53What are you gonna do with that?
00:47:58No, no!
00:47:59No, no!
00:48:01No.
00:48:23I'll be there.
00:48:29I have to go.
00:48:31I'll be back.
00:48:33Mason?
00:48:35Mason?
00:48:37Mason!
00:48:42Oh, calm down.
00:48:44You like jokes, don't you?
00:48:46Asshole.
00:48:55Holy shit.
00:49:16Oh, that was...
00:49:18Your tongue in me?
00:49:21Fun.
00:49:23I don't have fun often.
00:49:27Hey, let me see those designs again.
00:49:30Really?
00:49:44Are you nervous for the meeting tonight?
00:49:47I don't get nervous.
00:49:52Well, just so you know, I think you're gonna get the bed.
00:49:55Yeah, how do you know that?
00:49:57Because you're the best fucking architect in the world.
00:50:06Smart girl.
00:50:16Hey, can I ask you something?
00:50:18Okay.
00:50:19What do you do with all my underwear?
00:50:27Jamie!
00:50:28Hey, Eve.
00:50:29Hey, is something wrong?
00:50:30Yeah, Eve.
00:50:30Hey, everything's great.
00:50:31Um, you won't believe what just happened.
00:50:36Uh, what?
00:50:37I got a call from my doctors, and they said they're gonna start the treatments this week.
00:50:41They're gonna fix me, Eve.
00:50:43What?
00:50:43How?
00:50:44I don't know.
00:50:45That's the thing.
00:50:46They said an anonymous donor paid for it or something.
00:50:50Um, Jamie, that's incredible.
00:50:53I'm so happy.
00:50:54I love you so much.
00:50:56Wait, wait.
00:50:56Eve, who's that?
00:50:58Did you bang that guy, Eve?
00:51:03Um, no, no one.
00:51:04I'll, I'll talk to you later.
00:51:11You.
00:51:13You.
00:51:18You did this.
00:51:19I, I don't know how.
00:51:20Enough.
00:51:22I was so wrong about you.
00:51:23I said enough.
00:51:24Mason, I know that I just met you, and, I don't know.
00:51:30Don't say it.
00:51:34I'm not falling in love with you.
00:51:38I'm warning you.
00:51:39I am 100% madly, wildly in love with you.
00:51:48You listen to me, and you listen close.
00:51:51I will only tell you this once.
00:51:54You will never be anything other than a damn office girl to me.
00:51:58Do you fucking understand?
00:52:02Mason, you know?
00:52:04I'm not.
00:52:06There are plenty of office girls before you, and there will be plenty after.
00:52:22Hello again.
00:52:26Mr. Hollister, hi.
00:52:28Can I buy you a drink?
00:52:35Two martinis, please.
00:52:37Ugh, I fucking hate martinis.
00:52:40You like martinis?
00:52:44Only thing I drink.
00:52:47You want to be an architect?
00:52:52More than anything.
00:52:57Well, maybe we can bring you on as a junior associate.
00:53:01I'm sure you'd be a valuable asset to the team.
00:53:03Holy shitballs.
00:53:07I'm...
00:53:08I mean, really, I would love that.
00:53:11Yo!
00:53:14Ugh.
00:53:16Forgive me.
00:53:17I have to join my idiot brother for dinner.
00:53:21Okay.
00:53:25I wasn't joking.
00:53:28Please, consider my offer.
00:53:57meet me at the restaurant
00:53:59meet me at the restaurant
00:54:01asshole
00:54:17I said I will meet you
00:54:22Jesus Christ
00:54:25what did I just say to you?
00:54:49where is he?
00:54:51he said he was on his way
00:54:53okay
00:55:02so you've got my full attention
00:55:06so where's pretty boy at?
00:55:08you should be here any second
00:55:09I don't have a sec love
00:55:13why don't you help yourself do some sushi
00:55:15I don't want no uncooked seafood
00:55:18my time is money
00:55:20I'm here for business
00:55:21so let's go
00:55:22let's fucking go
00:55:23just five minutes
00:55:24five minutes
00:55:25what?
00:55:38alright
00:55:38we've got five minutes
00:55:41to get Mason's bloody ass down here
00:55:44or we walk
00:55:59oh
00:56:01what the hell
00:56:07oh
00:56:10what the hell
00:56:12what the hell
00:56:14what the hell
00:56:15what the hell
00:56:26the key
00:56:27okay
00:56:28let's go buddy
00:56:29let's go buddy
00:56:36Oh, yeah.
00:56:43Well, that's all, folks.
00:56:45I've got a flying catch.
00:56:49But we have more food coming.
00:56:50Just five more minutes, please.
00:56:52Sorry, love.
00:56:53It was just not meant to be.
00:56:55Wait!
00:56:59I can show you the new design.
00:57:01What?
00:57:05You have the new design.
00:57:08Yeah.
00:57:10Right here.
00:57:12I can pull it up right now.
00:57:14Well, it's better to be good off this girl.
00:57:22Well, really blown away about that, Eve.
00:57:24Sure, you pull a few all-nighters in there on that one.
00:57:26Hmm?
00:57:29Oh, Mason, you late son of a bitch.
00:57:32Mr. Happner, please let me explain.
00:57:34Don't even waste your breath, mate.
00:57:35Your girlfriend at here, Eve, has blown us away by the new design.
00:57:43You got yourself a deal.
00:57:47That's an Aussie handshake.
00:57:48From where I come from, it's as good as a written contract.
00:57:53I thank you, sir.
00:57:56You better keep an eye on this one.
00:57:58We could all be working for her someday.
00:58:05The money will be in the account by the end of the month.
00:58:08You're right, son.
00:58:29What's that?
00:58:35Diamonds.
00:58:36Thank you for what you did.
00:58:39Oh, I can't accept that.
00:58:44I was...
00:58:45I was just lucky that he liked my designs.
00:58:50Lucky?
00:59:13Well, we should get going.
00:59:16Mason?
00:59:17Mason?
00:59:20Mason?
00:59:21Mason?
00:59:22When we walk out that door, I don't want things to go back to the way that they used
00:59:26to be.
00:59:33People don't change.
00:59:34I'm no exception.
00:59:37Be careful with my luggage.
01:00:04All I've ever wanted was to be an architect.
01:00:07Ever since I was a little girl, I would think about what it would be like to have my name
01:00:12associated with one of these incredible structures that defines the New York skyline.
01:00:17Now?
01:00:19Now?
01:00:20Now I don't care about anything.
01:00:22Nothing.
01:00:23All I want is him.
01:00:33Your coffee, sir?
01:00:35Just said it right there.
01:00:37Asshole.
01:00:45Do you need anything else?
01:00:48That'll be all off this girl.
01:01:01What you doubt?
01:01:02Yeah, it's going to be a beautiful church.
01:01:05Beautiful steeple.
01:01:09Really enjoying working with you, mate.
01:01:12That was quite the designer you've had sketched up, wasn't it?
01:01:15Oh, you think those were her designs?
01:01:18No.
01:01:19She's just the office girl.
01:01:22Fair enough, mate.
01:01:23Catch you next week.
01:01:24Thank you, Mr. Happner.
01:01:33Your coffee, sir?
01:01:36Just set it down over there.
01:01:39Where's the office girl?
01:01:40I'm not sure.
01:01:41I'm not sure I just started today.
01:01:48Eve.
01:01:50Let me be the first to say we're delighted to have you on board.
01:01:53Mr. Hollister.
01:01:55I'm excited to get started.
01:01:57Please.
01:01:58Call me David.
01:02:04Bye.
01:02:13Bye.
01:02:17Bye.
01:02:22Bye.
01:02:35Is it true?
01:02:37Word is she accepted the creative associate position with the Hollister brothers this morning.
01:03:20The New Office Girl
01:03:21is more than adequate.
01:03:23I don't want a new office girl.
01:03:27I want her.
01:03:39Sir.
01:03:41About my promotion.
01:03:43Demi?
01:03:45Not the time.
01:04:19I don't want a new office girl.
01:04:22Who the fuck are you?
01:04:25Oh, uh, my, well, uh, I'm Mason Archer.
01:04:31You're his boss?
01:04:32I am.
01:04:33Well, I was.
01:04:35Well, just so you know, she said you were a fucking asshole, man.
01:04:39Sorry for my language.
01:04:42It's, uh, it's okay.
01:04:47So, is he a phone?
01:04:50You know what?
01:04:51Give me 50 bucks and I'll tell you.
01:05:05I'll only have hundreds.
01:05:08That'll do.
01:05:10Of course.
01:05:22Uh, uh, yeah, she's home.
01:05:37What are you doing here?
01:05:39You moved out of the building.
01:05:42Yeah, that's because it was for the office girl.
01:05:44I'm not that anymore.
01:05:50I brought you this.
01:06:11I used to idolize you.
01:06:13I worshipped your work.
01:06:15I thought you were everything.
01:06:16I thought you were God.
01:06:20Now I just think you're another big-time New York loser.
01:06:26Eve.
01:06:28He said my name.
01:06:33It's too late, asshole.
01:06:36Get out.
01:06:45Jesus.
01:06:46You heard her, Mason.
01:06:49Get out.
01:06:53Ah.
01:06:56Of course.
01:07:28Hey.
01:07:30These are really good.
01:07:34Uh, really?
01:07:35Yeah.
01:07:36Like, wow.
01:07:41Thanks.
01:07:43I was wondering, would you let me take you out to dinner?
01:07:50Uh, yeah, sure.
01:07:53Great.
01:07:54Then I'll make you a date.
01:07:56Oh, uh, tonight?
01:08:00Uh, okay, sure. Yeah.
01:08:22You're gonna stay here all night?
01:08:25Just waiting for the money to come in.
01:08:28I have to approve the transfer.
01:08:40Do you think we could talk about my promotion for a second?
01:08:44Not now, Demi. God damn it.
01:08:46I just want to be alone.
01:08:48Okay?
01:08:53Yes, sir.
01:08:59Don't stay up too late.
01:09:14Hello?
01:09:18Demi, that you?
01:09:27Demi?
01:09:29Demi?
01:09:34Demi!
01:09:36So, now you're doing your other boss?
01:09:40I'm not doing anyone, Jamie.
01:09:43It's just a date.
01:09:45Is he hot, though?
01:09:47Maybe it will help me forget Mason.
01:09:50Besides being a very successful architect,
01:09:54he just seems like a normal guy.
01:09:57And normal's what I need right now.
01:09:58Hey, he's hot, he's hot, he's hot.
01:10:02Let's go.
01:10:03Mm-hmm.
01:10:07Hi.
01:10:08Wow.
01:10:09You look...
01:10:11Incredible.
01:10:14Get a room, you two.
01:10:17Um, let's go home.
01:10:24Who is that?
01:10:32Not again.
01:10:36Where are you taking me?
01:10:39Well, it's a surprise.
01:10:43I like surprises.
01:10:45Good.
01:10:46Because this one is going to blow you away.
01:11:08Now, you're going to do exactly what I tell you to do.
01:11:11Got it?
01:11:30Don't fight it, Mason.
01:11:35Burns.
01:11:39It took a look for it this time.
01:11:40Um, why are you doing this?
01:11:51Speak again.
01:11:52Let's see what happens.
01:12:02Hey, bud.
01:12:04You got a little bump on your head there.
01:12:07What is this?
01:12:09Well, I know that transfer's coming in about...
01:12:1411 minutes.
01:12:15Except, you're not going to get that transfer.
01:12:19You're going to put that money in an account in Cayman Islands.
01:12:24That's ambitious, Brent.
01:12:26Even for you.
01:12:28It would ruin my business.
01:12:30And I would rather die than give you that money.
01:12:34Yeah.
01:12:37We thought you might say something like that.
01:12:40That's why we got ourselves a little insurance policy.
01:12:45What are you talking about?
01:12:50What are you doing?
01:12:52Brent?
01:12:53David?
01:12:54I mean, come on.
01:12:55But listen, we've had our differences.
01:12:59Keep your mouth closed.
01:13:06Brent, if either of them says another fucking word,
01:13:11blow her head off.
01:13:15Now, here's what's going to happen.
01:13:18You're going to put in your personal code.
01:13:21Then, you're going to revert the money to this bank account.
01:13:25If you do not,
01:13:29I'm going to cut from it
01:13:30until you can't recognize her.
01:13:36Wait.
01:13:39How'd you get into my office after hours?
01:13:50Right.
01:13:51I've been your assistant for 12 years.
01:13:55All I ever wanted was your respect.
01:13:58A promotion.
01:13:59To show me you valued me.
01:14:02Demi.
01:14:03Shush!
01:14:05I don't need your respect.
01:14:09Or the promotion.
01:14:11All I want is your money.
01:14:16Oh, come on.
01:14:17You're really doing all of this just for money.
01:14:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, for money.
01:14:22Yes.
01:14:24Money is everything, Mason.
01:14:27You know that.
01:14:29Code.
01:14:35Free my hands.
01:14:37Just say it.
01:14:44Sorry.
01:14:48I'll live in 1224.
01:14:53Oh.
01:14:54The date of your father's death.
01:14:58Hmm.
01:15:00Just a second.
01:15:02Mm-hmm.
01:15:04And...
01:15:05Done.
01:15:09Hmm.
01:15:10How do you think you're going to get away with this?
01:15:15Oh, that's simple.
01:15:29Hey.
01:15:31Hey, kid.
01:15:33Here you go.
01:15:33Some burgers.
01:15:35Thanks, Mason.
01:15:37Thinking maybe we can watch a movie?
01:15:39Yeah.
01:15:40That'd be cool.
01:15:42Oh, be careful.
01:15:43Yep.
01:15:45You good?
01:15:45Yeah.
01:15:52I want to drink something again.
01:16:02You okay?
01:16:06Yeah.
01:16:09I just miss Eve.
01:16:12Yeah.
01:16:15Me too.
01:16:24How'd it go?
01:16:26Yeah.
01:16:27Do they like it?
01:16:29You are looking at the youngest architect in the world to ever win the Pritzker Prize for architecture?
01:16:36Why the way you did it?
01:16:38Fuck yeah, Eve.
01:16:42I love you, Evelyn Green.
01:16:45Good job.
01:16:47So proud of you.
01:16:52What?
01:16:52Did you think I was dead?
01:16:53Did you think I was dead?
01:17:06Demi?
01:17:08Demi.
01:17:09Demi, no.
01:17:09No.
01:17:10No!
01:17:11No!
01:17:30You really should have given me that promotion, boss.
01:17:48No!
01:17:50Eve!
01:17:52Eve, come on.
01:17:55No!
01:17:56Eve, come on.
01:17:57Eve, stay with me.
01:17:59No, no, no, no.
01:18:00Come on.
01:18:04What do I do?
01:18:07Eve!
01:18:08Eve!
01:18:10I need help! Help, please!
01:18:12Someone fucking help me here!
01:18:33You're really not gonna tell me what's in the trash?
01:18:36No.
01:18:38That part of my life is over now.
01:19:11What the fuck?
01:19:15What the fuck?
01:19:42Oh my god.
01:19:43Um, Mr. Archer, I am so sorry. I will- I will-
01:19:46Clean it up.
01:19:48Do.
01:19:49Not.
01:19:50Move.
01:19:55Take off your shirt.
01:19:56What?
01:19:57You're not gonna walk around my office with your tits out.
01:19:59Take it off.
01:20:01Now.
01:20:04Wait.
01:20:05Is he hitting on me?
01:20:14Demi?
01:20:15Demi, bring me a spare shirt.
01:20:17Hello?
01:20:18Wipe me off.
01:20:19microwave me off.
01:20:21Ahem.
01:20:27Is this really happening?
01:20:42Well, give it to her.
01:20:51Well, get out of my office.
01:21:00Oh, my God.
01:21:05That was my new boss, Mason Archer.
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