00:00:28You
00:00:35You
00:01:11So i packed the guest list envelopes i'm not sure i brought a nice enough pen
00:01:19are we having wine for us and second tier wine for our guests yes
00:01:25yeah well that'll save us some money exactly look how beautiful it is
00:01:34i have a little surprise for you when we get up there
00:01:38what did you do i don't know it's for you and me
00:02:04that's why i don't leave the city
00:02:15adorable of course it's a k b b
00:02:23when i first saw your dick pic on grinder i never thought it would lead us here
00:02:26i did not post a photo of my penis online thanks
00:02:33prude
00:02:44what was that i don't know
00:02:50okay well don't go check it out it could be a bear or something
00:02:58you know the number one rule of scouts is don't follow the noise into the woods
00:03:03i got kicked out of scouts clearly
00:03:20scott
00:03:24okay
00:03:47scott
00:03:58No!
00:04:59You can do this.
00:05:01Renee, you're a capable, strong, smart woman who can make a cup of fucking coffee.
00:05:11Well...
00:05:39Good morning.
00:05:42Good morning.
00:05:48Uh-huh.
00:05:56Sorry.
00:05:58I couldn't figure out how to work your fucking stupid coffee machine.
00:06:02It was a whole thing.
00:06:03Also, you just gave up?
00:06:05Some things are worth the effort.
00:06:06Oh.
00:06:08So, I was thinking, maybe I should just stay in the city this weekend, help out at the bar.
00:06:14Seriously?
00:06:15I'm very seriously.
00:06:17No.
00:06:18No.
00:06:19No, not fair.
00:06:20No.
00:06:21Oh, come on.
00:06:21No.
00:06:22I went to that thing last weekend with your friends.
00:06:24Yeah, but it was a music festival that we actually all wanted to go to.
00:06:31It's a wedding planning retreat.
00:06:33What is that?
00:06:34Honestly, what's next?
00:06:36A baby gender reveal cruise?
00:06:38They're excited, and it's romantic.
00:06:48It's romantic.
00:06:49There you go.
00:06:49That's my boss.
00:06:50He just texted me.
00:06:51I have to go to work, or I'm going to get fired forever.
00:06:54Um, it'd be more convincing if that was your phone.
00:07:02Don't worry.
00:07:03They'll love you.
00:07:06What if I bribe you?
00:07:08Mm-hmm.
00:07:09Mm-hmm.
00:07:10Come on.
00:07:11Come on.
00:07:22Look at you being on time.
00:07:25Got these for the guys.
00:07:26Wow, there's something else.
00:07:28Don't make fun of my balloons.
00:07:30Let me get this.
00:07:33What were you doing, working or shopping?
00:07:35What?
00:07:35I'm excited.
00:07:38Oh, my God.
00:07:39Are you living in your car?
00:07:40Funny.
00:07:43At least I'm finally seeing your apartment.
00:07:45Yeah.
00:07:57I've got to make it to your arms, before they sell me alone, because that's how it's gone crazy, but
00:08:05it doesn't seem to faze me.
00:08:07I've got to make it to your arms, before they sell me alone, because that's how it's gone crazy.
00:08:21You should put me around, because that's how it's gone.
00:08:22You should put those back.
00:08:23I don't want to call it, but it doesn't seem to make it any way.
00:08:23Where are you living in your car?
00:08:25I don't want to call it.
00:08:33I don't want to call it.
00:08:35I don't want to call it.
00:08:39You should pull that cash.
00:08:41I don't want to call it.
00:08:42I don't want to call it.
00:08:43You should bring those back.
00:08:46All right, give me these
00:08:49Hey, uh, scrap these and thirty dollars for the red car up there
00:09:02I'll get the key for the bathroom. There you go. Thank you. Uh, two minutes. I'll uh fill her up
00:09:10Thank you
00:09:19I
00:09:39Hey, hey
00:09:44Have we met before?
00:09:47Do I know you?
00:09:49Not yet
00:09:51But I'd sure like to get to know you
00:09:53Oh wow, that's bold
00:09:54Not really
00:09:55How so?
00:09:57Well now that we've met, we know each other
00:10:01Okay
00:10:02Must be a beautiful weekend. Are you um
00:10:05Staying nearby?
00:10:06Uh, yeah, I think we're just up the road
00:10:08A buddy of mine, we're staying at Office 16
00:10:10I can
00:10:12Show you around if you like
00:10:13Uh, actually I'm uh, here with my
00:10:15My girl
00:10:16Friend
00:10:16Friend
00:10:17Aunt
00:10:17Actually, I'm a great aunt
00:10:24I'm kidding
00:10:26Okay then
00:10:27Uh, wanna get going?
00:10:29Yep
00:10:30Bye
00:10:32You guys have a good weekend, okay?
00:10:34Yeah
00:10:35Yeah, me too
00:10:36See you later
00:10:42Your great aunt
00:10:44Yeah, whatever
00:10:49What?
00:10:51Why do you care what he thinks?
00:10:55I don't care what he thinks
00:10:56I just, he just doesn't need to know our business
00:10:59Why do you have to be so weird about it?
00:11:00I'm not being weird about it
00:11:02You are
00:11:02No, I'm not
00:11:03Nevermind
00:11:04I'm not
00:11:05You are
00:11:09Okay, tell me a little bit more about this place that we're going to
00:11:11Okay
00:11:13Oh
00:11:14These are our hosts, Randy and Steve
00:11:17Amazing gay B&B owners
00:11:19I feel like I'm obligated to make a mustache comment
00:11:22According to their profile, Randy and Steve bought 20 acres in the country
00:11:26So that they had a place to escape the hustle of the city
00:11:29Oh, that's nice
00:11:31Let me guess, they're excited to share their little slice of...
00:11:37Heaven
00:11:38We are excited to share our little oasis
00:11:41Oh
00:11:42Jesus
00:11:45What was that?
00:11:47Fuck
00:11:53Okay?
00:12:06That's why I don't like leaving the fucking city
00:12:09Okay
00:12:09Okay, what year is your car?
00:12:12I don't know, should we just call roadside?
00:12:14No, I'm just looking at the instructions
00:12:15For what?
00:12:16How to fix a flat tire
00:12:18Frank 17 says anyone can do it
00:12:23Alright, well if Frank 17 says I can change a tire
00:12:26I kinda have to change a tire
00:12:28I will be right back home
00:12:44No!
00:12:47No!
00:12:50No!
00:12:50No!
00:12:52No!
00:12:58I'm sorry.
00:13:35We're here!
00:13:40Here, let me grab that.
00:13:41I got it.
00:13:42I got it.
00:13:47Here, here, here.
00:13:48That's fine.
00:13:49Oh.
00:13:49Okay.
00:13:53Connor! Scotty!
00:13:57Connor!
00:14:01Where are they?
00:14:04Uh, I don't know.
00:14:06After a walk?
00:14:06It's a beautiful day.
00:14:09Wow.
00:14:11It's a nice place.
00:14:12Mm-hmm.
00:14:20Must be Scotty's influence.
00:14:24Connor was always a neat freak in college.
00:14:26Hmm.
00:14:29All right, well, why don't I, uh,
00:14:31go grab our stuff from the car?
00:14:35I think our room's upstairs.
00:14:37Okay.
00:14:39Mm-hmm.
00:14:41Oh, my God.
00:15:20Oh, can I see your cats?
00:15:53Hey, this is Connor.
00:15:54He's not answering.
00:15:56No, it's because he's on vacation.
00:15:57And so are you.
00:16:01You're right.
00:16:03Let's go explore.
00:16:05Hey, I'll change out of my clothes.
00:16:07Go find the boys.
00:16:09Do you want a drink?
00:16:10Mm-hmm.
00:16:11I do.
00:16:12Hmm.
00:16:13Hmm.
00:16:15I do.
00:16:17I do.
00:16:25I do.
00:16:31I do.
00:16:34I do.
00:16:37I do.
00:16:55Hey, Jesus.
00:16:58H, Christ.
00:17:00Scared the shit out of me.
00:17:01Jumpy.
00:17:03Sorry.
00:17:05Oh, it's warm.
00:17:07Yeah, it's pretty gross.
00:17:11So, uh, what does the H stand for?
00:17:13What?
00:17:14In Jesus H, Christ.
00:17:15Oh.
00:17:16Hank?
00:17:18Eh, it's doubtful.
00:17:21I don't know.
00:17:22I'm an atheist.
00:17:23Wanna go?
00:17:24Yeah.
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:46This is nice.
00:17:59Can I ask you a question is it about Star Trek no because I know nothing about Star Trek
00:18:09because we never talk about it um I was just wondering where you're at
00:18:18uh I am in the middle of nowhere at a retreat with you
00:18:27I can't seriously can we just talk about this
00:18:31listen I'm not really that kind of you know let's talk about this
00:18:37what is that
00:18:42it's a deer head why is it strung up like that
00:18:47it's just a hunter drawing out his trophy I guess
00:18:55pretty gnarly let's go
00:19:03what way do you want to go
00:19:12oh look it's a lookout point
00:19:16oh that's a deer stand
00:19:19it's a deer stand
00:19:20during hunting season
00:19:23people sit up there with a gun
00:19:24they sit all nice and still until little deer comes prancing along and then they shoot it
00:19:31how do you know these things
00:19:35Frank 18 he's much better than you Frank 17
00:19:39do you ever take anything seriously
00:19:45I had to go hunting with my family when I was a kid to cull the problem deer
00:19:52that's intense
00:19:53oh yeah we were there to reduce the population by selective slaughter
00:19:57charming
00:19:59yeah not really
00:20:02so were they a problem
00:20:03that depends on who you ask
00:20:08I didn't think they deserved to die at all
00:20:12the worst was that
00:20:14if they didn't get it in the right spot with a bullet
00:20:16they'd have to slice the animals throat
00:20:20blood just like gushing out everywhere
00:20:22yeah I just wanted to hide
00:20:24pretend it wasn't happening
00:20:28so could you choose not to go if you didn't want to
00:20:31this looks like a nice spot right here
00:20:42I know what you're doing
00:20:45what I'm just cracking a bottle of bubbly setting up for a picnic
00:20:48you're avoiding talking
00:20:52and answering my question from earlier
00:20:55oh boy
00:21:05there take this
00:21:07please
00:21:12come here
00:21:14that's all you got
00:21:15oh okay
00:21:17are you gonna share some of that
00:21:24come here
00:21:24come here
00:21:26I don't know
00:21:34so what are we doing
00:21:36is this a
00:21:38a scientist thing
00:21:40the need to label everything
00:21:42no I'm just trying to talk to someone
00:21:44who clearly has a problem with adult conversations
00:21:47and
00:21:48avoiding conflict
00:21:52look
00:21:53if this isn't going anywhere you have to let me know
00:21:57hey
00:22:00yes or no
00:22:07what
00:22:07what
00:22:10what
00:22:12maybe it's just your friends playing around
00:22:15Connor
00:22:15Scott
00:22:18Connor
00:22:18Scott
00:22:21here let me go check it out
00:22:23it's fine
00:22:24I'll check it out
00:22:33hello
00:22:35hello
00:22:50hello
00:22:52hello
00:22:53hello
00:22:53hello
00:22:53hello
00:23:19Do your friends smoke?
00:23:22No.
00:23:32What is it?
00:23:36Someone was watching us.
00:23:38What?
00:23:38Let's go.
00:23:40Come.
00:23:40This is crazy.
00:24:00Where's your car?
00:24:06What the ever loving fuck.
00:24:20Guys, are you here?
00:24:27Connor?
00:24:29Hello?
00:24:33Connor?
00:24:33I'm here.
00:24:34I'm here.
00:24:35I'm here.
00:24:58I'm here.
00:25:01I'm here.
00:25:07Stop.
00:25:16Val?
00:25:22Al?
00:25:24Where did you put my phone?
00:25:26I put it right here.
00:25:28Where's your phone?
00:25:31I must have left in the car.
00:25:37Did you hear that?
00:25:51Dall, are those your friends?
00:25:52Connor?
00:25:54Hello?
00:25:55Oh my god.
00:25:57Oh my god.
00:26:02What the fuck?
00:26:03Those are the hosts.
00:26:06Please, go!
00:26:28Look, look, look.
00:26:31Oh my god.
00:26:33I can't cover her.
00:26:38Let's go.
00:26:39Let's go.
00:26:39Come on, hurry.
00:26:47Faster.
00:26:48Come on.
00:26:49Let's go.
00:26:51Come on.
00:26:51Come on.
00:26:52Let's go.
00:26:57Help.
00:26:58Help.
00:26:59Look.
00:27:01Oh my god.
00:27:03Get it off.
00:27:04Get it off.
00:27:05Get it off.
00:27:05It's OK.
00:27:06It's OK.
00:27:06OK.
00:27:07Get it off.
00:27:08Be quiet.
00:27:09They'll hear us.
00:27:15It's OK.
00:27:20OK.
00:27:24Oh come on.
00:27:43Oh, fuck.
00:28:04Fuck.
00:28:07It's okay. It's okay.
00:28:09It's not okay.
00:28:11No, it's okay.
00:28:12I'm okay.
00:28:13I'm okay.
00:28:15Okay, listen to me.
00:28:16Look at me. Look at me.
00:28:18I'm going to the car.
00:28:19I'm going to get the crowbar.
00:28:20No, please don't.
00:28:21It's a wrong choice.
00:28:22I'm going to be right back.
00:28:24I promise.
00:28:30Oh, don't leave me.
00:28:33Help.
00:28:35Don't leave me.
00:28:38Help.
00:28:49Okay.
00:28:52Okay.
00:28:57I don't know.
00:29:25I don't know.
00:29:54I don't know.
00:30:25I don't know.
00:31:11I don't know.
00:31:26I don't know.
00:31:28I don't know.
00:31:53I don't know.
00:32:39I don't know.
00:32:53I don't know.
00:32:58I don't know.
00:33:10I don't know.
00:33:17I don't know.
00:33:34I don't know.
00:33:45I don't know.
00:33:48I don't know.
00:34:13I don't know.
00:34:23I don't know.
00:34:44I don't know.
00:34:47I don't know.
00:35:17I don't know.
00:35:50I don't know.
00:36:03I don't know.
00:36:29I don't know.
00:36:30I don't know.
00:37:04I don't know.
00:37:33I don't know.
00:37:55I don't know.
00:38:34I don't know.
00:38:57I don't know.
00:39:20I don't know.
00:39:25I don't know.
00:39:26I don't know.
00:39:32I don't know.
00:39:45I don't know.
00:39:50I don't know.
00:40:34I don't know.
00:40:48I don't know.
00:41:45I don't know.
00:42:03I don't know.
00:42:06I don't know.
00:42:13I don't know.
00:42:28I don't know.
00:42:39I don't know.
00:42:41I don't know.
00:42:41I don't know.
00:43:11I don't know.
00:43:30I don't know.
00:43:59I don't know.
00:44:02I don't know.
00:44:36I don't know.
00:45:08I don't know.
00:45:18I don't know.
00:45:23I don't know.
00:45:34I don't know.
00:45:51I don't know.
00:45:52I don't know.
00:45:53I don't know.
00:46:03I don't know.
00:46:03I don't know.
00:46:18I don't know.
00:46:33I don't know.
00:47:25I don't know.
00:47:38I don't know.
00:48:01I don't know.
00:48:02I don't know.
00:48:06I don't know.
00:48:12I don't know.
00:48:18I don't know.
00:48:20I don't know.
00:48:50I don't know.
00:49:29I don't know.
00:49:43I don't know.
00:50:13I don't know.
00:50:42I don't know.
00:50:58I don't know.
00:51:23I don't know.
00:51:29I don't know.
00:51:59I don't know.
00:52:18I don't know.
00:52:48I don't know.
00:53:18I don't know.
00:53:48I don't know.
00:53:50I don't know.
00:53:50I don't know.
00:53:51I don't know.
00:53:52I don't know.
00:54:01I don't know.
00:54:58I don't know.
00:55:13I don't know.
00:55:28I don't know.
00:55:56I don't know.
00:56:08I don't know.
00:56:32I don't know.
00:56:34I don't know.
00:57:02I don't know.
00:57:32I don't know.
00:57:34I don't know.
00:58:07I don't know.
00:58:09I don't know.
00:58:37I don't know.
00:58:39I don't know.
00:59:28I don't know.
00:59:32I don't know.
01:00:20I don't know.
01:00:50I don't know.
01:01:17I don't know.
01:01:20I don't know.
01:01:45I don't know.
01:01:51I don't know.
01:02:05I don't know.
01:02:05I don't know.
01:02:20I don't know.
01:02:20I don't know.
01:02:21I don't know.
01:02:22I don't know.
01:02:31I don't know.
01:02:36I don't know.
01:02:42I don't know.
01:02:44I don't know.
01:02:53I don't know.
01:03:01I don't know.
01:03:13I don't know.
01:03:17I don't know.
01:03:21I don't know.
01:03:47I don't know.
01:03:47I don't know.
01:04:16I don't know.
01:04:37I don't know.
01:05:07I don't know.
01:05:37I don't know.
01:06:29I don't know.
01:06:33I don't know.
01:07:03I don't know.
01:07:34I don't know.
01:07:41I don't know.
01:08:06I don't know.
01:08:35I don't know.
01:08:36I don't know.
01:08:46I don't know.
01:08:51I don't know.
01:08:53I don't know.
01:08:59I don't know.
01:09:04I don't know.
01:09:09I don't know.
01:09:15I don't know.
01:09:25I don't know.
01:09:52I don't know.
01:10:13I don't know.
01:10:25I don't know.
01:10:55I don't know.
01:11:09I don't know.
01:11:16I don't know.
01:11:40I don't know.
01:12:10I don't know.
01:12:29I don't know.
01:12:59I don't know.
01:13:52I don't know.
01:14:06I don't know.
01:14:10I don't know.
01:14:21I don't know.
01:14:37I don't know.
01:14:40I don't know.
01:14:52I don't know.
01:15:06I don't know.
01:15:28I don't know.
01:16:11I don't know.
01:16:44I don't know.
01:16:54I don't know.
01:17:28I don't know.
01:17:30I don't know.
01:17:46I don't know.
01:18:16I don't know.
01:18:19I don't know.
01:18:49I don't know.
01:19:23I don't know.
01:19:30I don't know.
01:20:02I don't know.
01:20:36I don't know.
01:21:09I don't know.
01:21:31I don't know.
01:22:02I don't know.
Comments