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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess! FULL DRAMA 2026 [Full Movie] [Vertical Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:00:01Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:22Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:42Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:54No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:08Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:12in need?
00:01:25You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:30run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right.
00:01:43Right.
00:01:44Rewrites the wronged.
00:01:47Rejuvenate.
00:01:52See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:58Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:04Merely!
00:02:05Come on!
00:02:07Oh!
00:02:09Oh!
00:02:10Oh!
00:02:12Oh!
00:02:12Oh!
00:02:12Oh!
00:02:13Oh!
00:02:15Oh!
00:02:16brother's been in a coma the last two years. We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can
00:02:22help cure him, we will pay you handsomely. The Elizander Armstrong. His military family basically
00:02:28owns the entire global stock market. He's so hot. Does he come with the money? Yes. He'll even marry
00:02:35you if you can cure him. Money, fame, power. It's all yours. Are we still moving forward,
00:02:46Ms. Trixie? Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa. Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:54Grandma! I'm dying! Save me, Trixie! Grandma? Grandma. When are you getting married? I'm already
00:03:04100 years old. I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma. And Butch is still on deployment,
00:03:09so that's why I haven't been married yet. Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger
00:03:19stud like you? We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes. No!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, miss. Don't let it starve like you. Oh, kind stranger. Let me
00:03:40repay you by granting you a wish. Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself. The
00:03:45downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith. What? Oh, geez. This is giving
00:03:53me a migraine. Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that? I'm telling
00:03:57you to have some faith in me. Okay. Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can
00:04:05you do that? I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to. Cleo,
00:04:10stay
00:04:11right here for a second. Don't go too far, Cleo. Hold still.
00:04:24What? My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry
00:04:30you. Come on. Come on. Oh! How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry
00:04:50him unless you cure him. I'm sorry. I don't know what this is. Aren't you the queen of
00:04:55medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best. Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist
00:05:00and I have mastered all healing methods of the East. I can detect what condition your son
00:05:05has with just one needle. I have no clue what this is. Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist
00:05:31doesn't live up to her name after all. That's why we saved the best for last. Me, the witch
00:05:37doctor. I'll save your son, Lysander. He's not budging. There's no movement. Truly, I have
00:05:53saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is. Lord, I've scoured
00:06:00the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed. If
00:06:05we can't save him, there's only one person who can. Who? The goddess of healing. Wait a second.
00:06:19You're not talking about the legendary goddess. That's correct. Her right rewrites the wrong
00:06:25and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto. It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We
00:06:32are nothing compared to her. She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before. If this
00:06:40legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go bankrupt. I
00:06:47will
00:06:47find her. James, come put out a voucher to the entire world. Whoever finds the goddess healer,
00:06:54I'll get the five million dollars. There's no need.
00:07:12I'll save your son. Who the hell is she? Dad, she says she can cure Lysander. She's going to save
00:07:19your brother? Don't be ridiculous. How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother? Exactly. God,
00:07:26the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier. She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:33Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her. I bet it has fleas. That flea-infested dirty thing
00:07:40is your companion. Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:49Don't touch him.
00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside. I'll take it from here. Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho. You're not going to touch my son. I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a
00:08:09former
00:08:09general. I know a gold-digging whore when I see one. I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs
00:08:15on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash. Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would
00:08:21do for some. A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:29Ew! Disgusting. Go back to being a prostitute. Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:37Let's go. If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try? You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:55a fraud.
00:08:56All right, I'll give you a shot. But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's
00:09:03head
00:09:03mounted on my wall. Is that any way to ask for help? You'd be blessed to have me. And I'm
00:09:10only here
00:09:11to repay your younger son's kindness. But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave. Devin, come find me
00:09:19when you have a different wish. No, Miss Trixie. My brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person. My brother is a
00:09:33war hero
00:09:34who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack. Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:38He'd make a great husband.
00:09:42Who says I want to marry him? As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream
00:09:48of marrying a penniless bum like you. Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:53I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:00Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:04Continue wasting your time. But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:18Oh, okay. What's happening? What are we doing?
00:10:33Oh! Oh! What the hell are you doing?
00:10:35Oh! I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:45Are you insane? Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:50He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called
00:10:56endogenic cryomorphy. Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:01Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right? I even have the badge of universal medicine
00:11:07right here. And I've never heard of endo... cryo... what? What?
00:11:22What? What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, the rod of a sepulius?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have
00:11:45studied for years?
00:11:46We are all certified. But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:52She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphic. Oh. And of course, none of you have heard of it. Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy. The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:17A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery. But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:24What a bunch of baloney. I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely. You are just a scamming prostitute. You don't compare to meet us who actually studied
00:12:37real medicine. I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:43Oh, so she went to the struper circus instead. And now she's here putting on this clown show coming
00:12:49up with fake diseases, which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:54Is that supposed to be a challenge? Oh, yeah.
00:12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:02I think you all should grow parts of your brain back. Which, by the way, that condition is called
00:13:07an encephaly. What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:10It means you're being schooled by me and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet. If you can't heal him, break your hands.
00:13:24And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them. There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Miss Trixie, don't worry. I got this.
00:13:49It's a deal. I'll save Lysander Armstrong. No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:01Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:24I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:35Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:40Don't listen to her. She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench
00:14:46off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness. Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:14:54you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:58What? Did you just call me?
00:15:02There's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way.
00:15:07Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:11Now stop getting in my way or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:17Oh, yeah? Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog? Well, put down the dog!
00:15:22With pleasure.
00:15:33Oh!
00:15:39Left leaves the wrong breast.
00:15:45You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:53It was her. Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine.
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course.
00:16:10I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:13If I want to save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me.
00:16:33Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:36I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:45This isn't fatal. She'll live. But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready? Right this way.
00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:01Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:11General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:16Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on. You two are going in there alone?
00:17:24If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked,
00:17:27then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:30All right. But I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:51Where am I?
00:17:55Yes.
00:18:01Wow.
00:18:36You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:40Exactly!
00:18:41What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:43She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:47That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:49And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation, held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:56Daddy, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:18:59We have to have faith.
00:19:00Hey, where did you actually find this little, like, uh, on the streets?
00:19:08Are you shitting me?
00:19:10You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:12Are you nuts?
00:19:12You don't know her.
00:19:14You don't know her background.
00:19:15She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:17That is it, General.
00:19:18You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:20You're right.
00:19:20That's it.
00:19:21I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:23James, let's go.
00:19:24Yes, sir.
00:19:35I told you all to stay out.
00:19:42This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:44We can't be interrupted.
00:19:45Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:51I'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:19:57I'm gonna save him myself.
00:19:59No.
00:20:04You see that, General?
00:20:05This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:07This is a witchcraft.
00:20:10I know what this is.
00:20:12This is the Dark Witch.
00:20:14I've heard of her.
00:20:15She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,
00:20:20and then she eats them alive.
00:20:21I'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:24James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:27Yes, sir.
00:20:31You regain consciousness.
00:20:43Help me.
00:20:44I just wanna...
00:20:49Something's wrong.
00:20:53You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:55Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:00That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:10Sir?
00:21:11The SWAT team is here.
00:21:13Captain Morales.
00:21:15My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:20I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:24Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:26We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:33Right.
00:21:34He writes the wrong.
00:21:39Human.
00:21:43Who the fuck are you?
00:21:44And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:47Good.
00:21:48You're awake.
00:21:49I'm saving you.
00:21:51Saving me?
00:21:52By bathing with me?
00:21:54Who are you?
00:21:55You're a fucking spy?
00:21:57Talk!
00:21:57I swear to God.
00:21:58I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:02You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stripper.
00:22:06I will never.
00:22:08Oh, really?
00:22:22Look who's guilty now.
00:22:26Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?
00:22:27But it is a biological fact.
00:22:30A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:35Science, okay?
00:22:36It just means that my body is physically...
00:22:38...is physically...
00:22:41You're distracted me with your friend.
00:22:43And I'm a professional.
00:22:46I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:47Captain, do something now.
00:22:49Ready!
00:22:54We're almost there.
00:22:57Aim!
00:22:59Get him, boys.
00:23:00Get him!
00:23:02Fire!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:22Those famous smells.
00:23:24How is this possible?
00:23:25It's not even a scratch.
00:23:27I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:29Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:32No.
00:23:32I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:35She's not the dark witch.
00:23:37Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:41This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:44How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:47That's right.
00:23:47The Queen, Angel, and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:52If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:54Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:56Think about it.
00:23:57We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:59He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:00Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:02You're right.
00:24:03This homeless girl is maybe the goddess...
00:24:08Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess...
00:24:11No!
00:24:11No!
00:24:13Absolutely not!
00:24:14There is no way this hobo girl is better than us!
00:24:17But how could you know for sure?
00:24:19Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:22You're wrong, sir!
00:24:23This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:28It's called borderline revival.
00:24:30She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:34But only temporarily.
00:24:35It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:40That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:42I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:50He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:55That it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:57The witch doctor.
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:03My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:05You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:09I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:15from me.
00:25:17This is it.
00:25:19The finishing touch.
00:25:21I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:24So we can both survive.
00:25:44It's poison gas.
00:25:46Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:51Poison gas?
00:25:52My son is in there.
00:25:54You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:56No, don't worry, General.
00:25:58Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:01Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:04Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:06And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:09They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:14I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:17It's now or never.
00:26:31What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:33It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:34Wait a second.
00:26:36You don't think that they're...
00:26:38You!
00:26:39You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:41Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:43If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger!
00:26:47Oh my god.
00:26:47Yeah?
00:26:48She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:50I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:54Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother!
00:26:58This is taking way too long!
00:27:01Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:27:03The big guns.
00:27:05These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:08Bazooka.
00:27:09She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:12Crap.
00:27:13Oh my god.
00:27:13Get back, sucker.
00:27:15Ready.
00:27:17Aim!
00:27:18Oh shit!
00:27:23Quit your whining and stand down!
00:27:37The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:39Shoot her dead now!
00:27:40Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:42I said stand down!
00:27:45Don't listen to her.
00:27:47She's a fraud.
00:27:48A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:50I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:53If I'm a termite, then...
00:27:55You're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:27:58Wait a second.
00:27:59Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:02He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:03You can see for yourself.
00:28:05Well now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:08That is it!
00:28:09No more stalling, General!
00:28:10If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:16Don't hurt her.
00:28:22He's a cure!
00:28:24He's cured!
00:28:28He's cured!
00:28:29His pulse is regular.
00:28:30In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:46Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:48Lysander's warm again.
00:28:49He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:52And his heart is strong.
00:28:53Come, come, feel it.
00:28:56I saved my son.
00:28:59Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:07I've learned my lesson.
00:29:08I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:13Wait, wait, wait, no, no, there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field
00:29:19of medicine than the queen, angel, and I, and it's the goddess healer.
00:29:28Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:31But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look a
00:29:37day after 20.
00:29:38It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:40What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:43Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:47Take care.
00:29:48No, wait.
00:29:50Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:52He's right.
00:29:54We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:29:58if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:01Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:05I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:10I'm already engaged.
00:30:14Already engaged?
00:30:15I am.
00:30:16I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and he's coming back today.
00:30:22But don't be disappointed.
00:30:24Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:26I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:28Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:31But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:34Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:36Take the gold.
00:30:37No, really.
00:30:39I don't need anything.
00:30:41I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:46Trixie, it's your fiance.
00:30:49He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:54I must go.
00:31:01Hobo close.
00:31:03Halo glow.
00:31:04I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:07It was just dumb luck.
00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:12She could have been the richest woman in the world, marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:21I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:27Oh, my God.
00:31:28I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:34No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:37Lysander's not what's supposed to be mine.
00:31:41I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:45You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:52No.
00:31:53We're not bride.
00:31:54No, she's just better than us.
00:31:57Oh, my God.
00:31:59Oh, my God.
00:32:01We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:04She's no average Jane.
00:32:05No, she isn't.
00:32:06She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:08But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable
00:32:14-looking doll?
00:32:15But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:17No normal person could have done that.
00:32:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:22I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:23I have to find her.
00:32:24I have to make her my wife.
00:32:26She won my heart over, too.
00:32:28But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:31All right, listen.
00:32:32I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:40I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:48Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:50She waited for you for three years.
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:57One with some serious fucking money.
00:33:00So get lost.
00:33:02Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:11Grandma.
00:33:12Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:16I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:18I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:22In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:25So sign over the house now.
00:33:32You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:35And I did.
00:33:37For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:39Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:42And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:45Do you have no shame?
00:33:47We were together for three years.
00:33:48And it was a complete waste of my life.
00:33:50When I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:58That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:03I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:12Oh yeah?
00:34:14Well, Marissa is so much better than you.
00:34:18She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:21And now she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:28And you?
00:34:30You're still nothing.
00:34:32So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:36Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:40Oops.
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:43That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:52You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:54I certainly did.
00:34:55In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:07Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:10That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:12You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:16My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:35:23How dare you insult her?
00:35:25It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:27Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:30Poor Edna.
00:35:30She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:34What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:36Show her, Bob.
00:35:42This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:35:45She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:47She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:51I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:54Even if you got no game, I got street cred I got out of keep.
00:35:57You dig?
00:35:58The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:01And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:05Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:09I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:12I want to see how regular, everyday people live so that I can help them.
00:36:17Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.
00:36:22What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:23It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.
00:36:32Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:33Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:48At your wedding, I will.
00:36:50What?
00:36:52If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:36:57why should I do good by you?
00:36:59I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you.
00:37:04Fucking bitch!
00:37:06You better keep your word.
00:37:07Oh, that's rich.
00:37:10After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:12Do remember that.
00:37:21Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:23They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:28Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:31I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:34Trillions?
00:37:37That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:41It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.
00:37:47I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:50That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.
00:37:56It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:00But please, Trixie dear, I know it must have broken your heart.
00:38:05But embellishing your worth and who you are, it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:11You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:14After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills.
00:38:19I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:38:23That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to charity.
00:38:27You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:30I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right.
00:38:33Who actually deserves you.
00:38:35You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:39Oh, yeah.
00:38:45You said Trixie's crashing your wedding?
00:38:47She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:50She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:38:54When nobody steps on Snake, Snake bites back hard.
00:38:59So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:02You mean, we broadcast that video of me?
00:39:10Yes.
00:39:11Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:39:14She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:18against my presidential glow up.
00:39:20Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:29There he is.
00:39:32Welcome home, brother.
00:39:34Welcome home, General!
00:39:38Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie, this is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:43He served with your regiment in the Marines.
00:39:45You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:48Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:52So she waited for him for years, and then he betrayed her.
00:39:55Fucking coward.
00:39:56According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
00:39:59Then we should join her.
00:40:02Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:40:07So she needs our support.
00:40:09Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:10Yes, sir!
00:40:11We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:14Then let's roll.
00:40:30Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:33Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:35Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour, my company will be receiving the presidential contract,
00:40:40allowing my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:47Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:49Wakeham, Stowe.
00:40:51Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:53Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:40:56You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a partay after all.
00:41:01I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:41:07The U.S. president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
00:41:13It's an honor.
00:41:14And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:41:19We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:22We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:26Not so fast.
00:41:27The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:51You two really are a match made in hell.
00:41:54So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:41:58I don't recognize her from any of our elite circles.
00:42:00Who is she?
00:42:01Um, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:05Just watch.
00:42:08Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:10This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:11You lost.
00:42:12I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:42:14You know, being this poor.
00:42:18Me?
00:42:18Bum a meal?
00:42:19So, have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:23And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:25Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:28I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:30Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:42:34And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:37Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:41See, everyone?
00:42:43Butch already cut ties with his ex, but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still
00:42:49show up to my wedding to suck up to me.
00:42:51This is what poor, sad girls do.
00:42:54They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:42:58Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:00You might feel all high and mighty now, but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:43:04Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:43:12You giving me the contract?
00:43:15You have no skills, no education, no connection, so how could you possibly have a pool to get
00:43:21the U.S. fucking president to give me a billion dollar contract?
00:43:25We both share humble beginnings, Marissa, and I saw potential in you, even trusted you
00:43:30as my best friend.
00:43:31But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:35Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
00:43:38This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:41They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:43Damn right.
00:43:45You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:48Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:50I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:53Bravo.
00:43:54Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:43:56Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:43:57Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:44:00She'll make her stop.
00:44:01Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:02She's the gold digging, blood sucking leech.
00:44:05I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone
00:44:09for me, butch.
00:44:11You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:16Okay, enough!
00:44:17You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:19Your moral posturing.
00:44:21But guess what?
00:44:23Morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about yourselves.
00:44:26That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:30Because I've got the material goods.
00:44:32And you're just all empty talk.
00:44:34I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:44:36Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:44:40See this?
00:44:52Oh my god.
00:44:54Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:44:58The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:01No, absolutely not.
00:45:03I don't believe it.
00:45:04You all sound so scared already.
00:45:06Don't worry.
00:45:07This isn't that contract.
00:45:10It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
00:45:15See everyone?
00:45:17She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:18But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:45:20Look at her following orders.
00:45:22I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
00:45:25Like a good little peasant slave.
00:45:27That house is worth all her life savings.
00:45:33Do you want to, uh, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:47You must understand me.
00:45:49I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:51I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:59Bro.
00:46:01She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:02She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment
00:46:06baddie.
00:46:07You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:10It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:12Uh, I know what this is.
00:46:15You've gotten delusional.
00:46:16And you think you're Cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some Prince Charming will
00:46:21scoop you into money forever?
00:46:23Well, that's not happening.
00:46:24Security!
00:46:25Lock the doors.
00:46:26This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
00:46:32This is where your dreams will die, bitch!
00:46:37We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:39She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:42Butch Tanner.
00:46:43Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.
00:46:46Let's go.
00:46:50You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:46:53I've saved plenty of people for much worse.
00:46:56Including your head of command, Butch.
00:46:59General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:01You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:04He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:08You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:12So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:18No one here is gonna believe you.
00:47:19If you really cured the incurable general, then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:24And she's not.
00:47:25You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:28Show them, Butch.
00:47:35See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:37Trixie's just a reloading beggar.
00:47:42She won't leave me and Marissa alone, because we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:47I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:49Sasa, she has a billion-dollar biomedical contract with the military.
00:47:55Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch.
00:47:59How despicable.
00:48:01She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:05Get out of here.
00:48:05No one wants to marry you.
00:48:07No free meals for the poor.
00:48:09Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:11This is high society.
00:48:13So you're either born on a silver spoon, or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:48:17Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here, maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:48:26I already have everything one can dream of, but I valued our friendship, Marissa, which is why I came here
00:48:32to give you a second chance.
00:48:33To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:36But no.
00:48:37You stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:48:41Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.
00:48:45And who knows if you've already started offering sexual services?
00:48:51Well then, why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:48:55My brother will never take you back.
00:48:57No man will marry an embarrassment like you.
00:49:00But make me happy?
00:49:02And I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:49:16How dare you hit my brother?
00:49:18I'm never letting you leave here alive.
00:49:20I lost that.
00:49:22I had to do something.
00:49:23Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:25After I'm done with you, Trixie, not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:49:30Oh, is that so?
00:49:33Security!
00:49:35Get down on your knees and give Bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here,
00:49:41or I'll pop so many holes in you, the men here won't know which one to fuck.
00:49:45I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:49:48Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you before you even touch me.
00:49:53Dream on!
00:49:55You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet, but you weren't good enough for me.
00:49:59You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:50:01Enough!
00:50:02You're souring my party, so you either get the fuck out, or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:09On the count of three!
00:50:10I think I quite like it here.
00:50:12Two!
00:50:12Two!
00:50:22Mmm.
00:50:24This wine is so delicious.
00:50:27Run!
00:50:28Shoot!
00:50:30Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:50:40It's...
00:50:41It's...
00:50:51Who the hell is this?
00:50:56I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:50:57Did they hurt you?
00:50:59No, I'm fine.
00:51:01But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:51:06You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:51:09I'm a man of my word.
00:51:10They're never gonna hurt you ever again.
00:51:12Really, it was nothing.
00:51:15I saved you because you're a good man, not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:25I see what this is.
00:51:26You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:29Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:51:31Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:32She waited for you for three years.
00:51:33This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:38Virtue?
00:51:40Don't make me laugh.
00:51:41She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:44No man who, in a hundred-foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:51:48She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:51:55I see her in the Marines.
00:51:58I'm a major and a look man.
00:52:01I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven now that she's all cleaned up, but don't
00:52:06waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:10Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
00:52:15A real man never talks about a woman, no way.
00:52:19You're a coward.
00:52:30We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:34You're very gracious Trixie, you know that?
00:52:38You're only getting off of it because she's so kind, so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming
00:52:42near her again.
00:52:43You understand?
00:52:44You wanna fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:46I'm a fucking major.
00:52:48You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:52:50I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:52:52Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:52:55I thought you were in the Marines.
00:52:56What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:01He was just a supply boy.
00:53:02What?
00:53:05War hero?
00:53:07Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:09Poor girl.
00:53:11Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:15A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:17Trixie's worthless cause that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:23With a bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:25What a pair.
00:53:28Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:31Maybe we should try to pay some off some more, don't you think?
00:53:36Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:44What is all this?
00:53:46Trixie, listen.
00:53:47I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:53:51But I know that we shared a moment.
00:53:56I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:53:59It's not in my nature.
00:54:02I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:04Listen, Trixie, I have never met a woman like you.
00:54:11So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:14So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:19This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:54:23Oscar worthy. Oscar worthy.
00:54:26No.
00:54:27First gift.
00:54:33Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:35So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:39Worth $500 million.
00:54:41Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:45Second guess.
00:54:48This contains all the rights to my entire fortune.
00:54:52Which is now yours.
00:54:54Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:54:56It must be that easy.
00:54:58They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:55:00They've got nothing left.
00:55:02Why, Sander, I really don't care for any of us.
00:55:05No, look, I know.
00:55:07I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:55:10Okay?
00:55:10Which is exactly why, well, my third gift is, um...
00:55:17Well...
00:55:30Cleo!
00:55:32Hey!
00:55:33Oh my God.
00:55:35You found my dog.
00:55:41Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:42But with you, it's so much more.
00:55:45Trixie amore.
00:55:49Will you marry me?
00:55:53You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:55:58Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:16Go, go, power couple.
00:56:19Woo!
00:56:19Ha ha.
00:56:20Okay, stop.
00:56:22The only power couple here is Butch and I
00:56:25Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is
00:56:30No man in their right mind
00:56:32Would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps. Hey, I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:37But I'm making this woman my wife
00:56:40Which means that she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on earth
00:56:45understand
00:56:49You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth. This is general Lysander Armstrong
00:57:04Like the almighty general Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:57:11Yes, the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market
00:57:14Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:20I bet my life. You're all just
00:57:23Hector's and you better enjoy your last breath. Come on Lysander. What are we waiting for?
00:57:27Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie. What can a bunch of piss poor people
00:57:31do to us the elites?
00:57:32Infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:35She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck truth is she's just a useless
00:57:41lazy bitch and bum. She's utterly unmarriable
00:57:45Unmarriable
00:57:47I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:57:51I'd handle them myself, but
00:57:55I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:57:57Go ahead Lysander
00:58:05Yes, hello, this is Lysander. Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:58:11Oh my gosh, I'm so scared
00:58:13Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:22Uh, hello
00:58:24Yes
00:58:27What?
00:58:33I'm a bankrupt
00:58:42Hey, hey, hey, are you sure that was the call, Sasha? That was a real call?
00:58:47People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:58:49My company's dead
00:58:50It evaporated
00:58:52It's in thin air
00:58:56That's impossible
00:58:58Who are you?
00:58:59What did you do?
00:59:00Secretary Cho
00:59:02You said you're the secretary of health, right?
00:59:04And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:08Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:12Then that means
00:59:15You're really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:18The richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:21Drake sees Mary the famed war hero
00:59:24The man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:29I mean
00:59:29Now you believe me?
00:59:30Those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:34There's got to be some trick to this
00:59:36You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:47I know why you're all over Trixie
00:59:50Because you've been in the military for so long
00:59:52You don't know what a real woman can do for you
00:59:54Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time
01:00:00Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you
01:00:03I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:14Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:18Sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:21I don't blame her at all
01:00:22Your double standards are incredible
01:00:24Okay, you don't want me
01:00:26Fine
01:00:27But there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:29I can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:31Uh, 18 years old
01:00:33I'm fresh for the taking
01:00:41I did that so you wouldn't have to, Ms. Trixie
01:00:44Thank you, Devon
01:00:47Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me
01:00:49Your best friend by stealing my fiancé
01:00:53But now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:00:57You're an insult to all good women out there
01:00:59No, to all of humanity
01:01:01So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back
01:01:08Wait, everyone, stop
01:01:12They're impostors
01:01:13I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:21Because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:24So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:27The goddess healer?
01:01:28You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:34Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:38The goddess healer's motto is
01:01:40The right rewrites the wrong, the left leaves the wrong bereft
01:01:45That means she's rewarding me
01:01:47The president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:01:50In fact, she's on her way now
01:01:55So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:01Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:02If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products, who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:08We can break his legs, break his arms, no one would even bat an eye
01:02:11She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:15FBI
01:02:17FBI
01:02:18You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft
01:02:23Gotcha
01:02:28Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
01:02:30No, don't arrest her
01:02:33Trixie is a good person
01:02:35Please officer, don't arrest her
01:02:37Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:41The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:02:44We were worried, so we came here to back you up
01:02:47Listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:02:51She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law
01:02:55Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:02:58Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:02She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:05My fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:08She's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:15You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:19My brother is not a criminal
01:03:21He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:25Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:28And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
01:03:32General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:36And we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:38So this must be an imposter
01:03:41I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:45I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:03:51If you want to arrest me, fine
01:03:54But don't fuck with my fiance
01:03:56You don't get to decide, punk
01:03:57Let's go
01:04:21Get him
01:04:22If you can
01:05:14Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend is written all over you, Lysander
01:05:29Grandma
01:05:31Meet my new fiancé
01:05:35Wow, your new fiancé
01:05:37He's so manly
01:05:38Much better than your last one
01:05:41I always knew you'd find someone better
01:05:43It's Butch's loss
01:05:45Trixie has always paid so much better than Marissa
01:05:48She's like a shining star in the sky
01:05:51And Marissa's like a roach in the sewers
01:05:54Bitch, we name calling now?
01:05:56I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:05:59Drown out the poor
01:06:00Drown out the poor
01:06:03Drown out the poor
01:06:04Drown out the poor
01:06:06Drown out the poor
01:06:06Drown out the poor
01:06:07Drown out the poor
01:06:08Drown out the poor
01:06:08See Trixie?
01:06:09You've got no connections
01:06:10No power
01:06:11You can't compete against me
01:06:13Even if you have one guy on your side who can fight
01:06:15We're too honorable to fight dirty like you
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:06:20Because you know we won't hurt them
01:06:22Let them eat, Kate
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them
01:06:35Grab what you can't, fam
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:38Attack!
01:06:54You will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:07:03What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was
01:07:06I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding
01:07:16Oh, damn it!
01:07:20You forgot I had a gun too
01:07:23That'll teach you from messing with the wig hams
01:07:25Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here
01:07:27We're quartered
01:07:28I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:30Devin, you and your brother are both good men
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:36They will be punished
01:07:40Now hold still for me
01:07:44Right, re-right's the wrong
01:07:56Holy fuck did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now
01:08:08Thank you Miss Trixie
01:08:09See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:13No, please, I am just an ordinary girl
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal
01:08:18Sure
01:08:20You hear that?
01:08:21She's just some average homeless girl in the streets
01:08:23She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:26Well, I do not care for glory
01:08:29I do believe in justice
01:08:31Marissa and Butch
01:08:32Not only have you betrayed me
01:08:34But now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong
01:08:44But you're close
01:08:46Bullshit
01:08:46I'm going to show you how the elite can travel in your little lives
01:08:52You want to cross the line so bad?
01:08:54Then let's see you try
01:08:55Charge!
01:09:05The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:14I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic
01:09:19You're not the grim reaper
01:09:20What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:24We ain't afraid of her
01:09:25She's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:27Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:31I will
01:09:35Left leaves the wrong path
01:09:44I'm fine
01:09:45Nothing happened
01:09:46You'll see soon enough
01:09:47Oh, please
01:09:48I really want to die
01:09:50And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:53I knew you were just making that shit up
01:09:55Whoops
01:09:56Just crossed it again
01:09:57Whoops
01:09:58And again
01:10:00Nothing's happening
01:10:01I knew you
01:10:02Stop
01:10:03Stop
01:10:03Stop
01:10:05Stop
01:10:07Stop
01:10:07Stop
01:10:08Stop
01:10:08Stop
01:10:09Stop
01:10:09Stop
01:10:09Stop
01:10:09Stop
01:10:09Stop
01:10:09Stop
01:10:12Stop
01:10:12Stop
01:10:12No
01:10:13No
01:10:13No
01:10:14Hey
01:10:15What did you do to my brother?
01:10:17I didn't do anything
01:10:19Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:24If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:27Come on
01:10:28Major
01:10:29Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:30How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:33See, this must be an illusion
01:10:38Only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:50You're so sore I wouldn't marry you
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother
01:10:52Oh, please
01:10:53You hurt us first
01:10:55At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal
01:10:59But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:03Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me
01:11:08You blame yourself for being worthless
01:11:10You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:16You're
01:11:16When you wear
01:11:17When you wear
01:11:17Odd and crazy clothes all day
01:11:22Don't touch my wife
01:11:25And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie
01:11:33But when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:35It'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:37That you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:38And I'm the queen of everything
01:11:40Oh really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want
01:11:45You've got nothing on me
01:11:50Yes
01:11:51Tell the president to get here immediately
01:11:57Goddess
01:11:58Madam president
01:11:59I require your assistance
01:12:01Yes, we'll be there immediately
01:12:06Get the VP
01:12:07We're leaving now
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:16God, I knew you were cheap
01:12:17But I didn't know you were crazy too
01:12:19I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa
01:12:22You're pathetic, Trixie
01:12:23A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming
01:12:27Miss Wickham is correct
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:30Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line
01:12:34You hear that everyone?
01:12:36There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention
01:12:45So she's come here to play up her importance
01:12:47No, my granddaughter would never do that
01:12:51Reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:12:53Only the goddess healer can do that
01:12:56Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:04Oh, first your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong
01:13:10And now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:15Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:19I never realized how delusional they were
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:24While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:27Look, I don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:30But you trying to make me jealous Trixie?
01:13:32It ain't working
01:13:33You can't just fake the
01:13:37Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary
01:13:40It's like real magic
01:13:42Trixie, you're an angel
01:13:44But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:13:47And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:13:50Won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:55No
01:13:56Trixie, look
01:13:58I believe you
01:13:59You saved me
01:14:01Whether you're a goddess or not
01:14:03You did that
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me
01:14:08We'll riot against you now
01:14:10No
01:14:10Tear her apart
01:14:11Tear her apart
01:14:13Tear her apart
01:14:14Tear her apart
01:14:16Tear her apart
01:14:18THE VICE PRESIDENT ARRIVES!
01:14:35Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:40You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:43Wait, what?
01:14:45He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:48No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:51Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:52This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me,
01:14:58but you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:02Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:04What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:11And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:13The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell?
01:15:17And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?
01:15:21He is the General.
01:15:24Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:26Did you hear that?
01:15:27Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:31So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:35We got the VP and the President.
01:15:37On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:42I told you.
01:15:43Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason!
01:15:46Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:54Hurry! The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:01My brother is a war hero.
01:16:03He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would-
01:16:09Enough!
01:16:09You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:13Not just your brother.
01:16:16Yeah.
01:16:17It's okay.
01:16:19Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:22I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:29I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:35I truly saved a good man.
01:16:42I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:16:45And what can you do about it?
01:16:47Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:16:50My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President. There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:01Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:03Despicable!
01:17:04What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:09Ms. Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:14Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:18Oh!
01:17:28Shoot!
01:17:28Wait, that's the President?
01:17:35Oh!
01:17:42No, they're idiots!
01:17:50Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry, Madam President!
01:17:55That was, they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:59What is this?
01:18:01Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, madame, for your military.
01:18:05This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:09You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:18:13With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:16And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:20What are you doing? Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:24That is easy.
01:18:26There's no need. I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:46What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:53She... she... she is...
01:18:55She is a criminal.
01:18:57Don't worry, madame president. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:02Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:05What are you talking about?
01:19:07The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:20This contract?
01:19:21Yeah! Yes!
01:19:23Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:42My contract, you bitch!
01:19:44And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:00There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:04Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:08You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:11Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:14And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:16So prepare yourself.
01:20:17Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:20What are you going to do?
01:20:22The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:29You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:39I'll...
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:20:47I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:54Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:20:59You wish, idiot!
01:21:03I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:08I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:15And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only.
01:21:30And it's...
01:21:32Her.
01:21:48Welcome, goddess.
01:21:56Uh, we, uh...
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:03How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:10I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:13To help those in need.
01:22:15And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means...
01:22:20The billion dollar contract, it...
01:22:22It was you who gave it to me?
01:22:24She took her away just like that.
01:22:27That was her golden ticket.
01:22:29You were once my fiancée and best friend.
01:22:32But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:36No, please, I swear.
01:22:37I didn't know you were an ex.
01:22:39Sit down.
01:22:42It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:44Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:45She's an amazing person.
01:22:47And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:50She's gonna be my wife.
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:01I love you.
01:23:14All her gold.
01:23:16All her clothes.
01:23:18All that could have been mine.
01:23:20This is all your fault.
01:23:21This is all...
01:23:22You seduced me!
01:23:23Stop off me!
01:23:25You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:28Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:23:32I want to be rich again!
01:23:34I'll be your slave.
01:23:36I'll kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:38You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:40But it's too late now.
01:23:42All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:48And she shall.
01:23:50For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:56It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:59It's your fault!
01:24:00I was only with you for your money.
01:24:02I don't care.
01:24:02You were rich.
01:24:04I'll send yourself out.
01:24:07Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:12My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:18That is why I saved you.
01:24:20With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:26Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:31Let's party!
01:24:33Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes.
01:24:37Well.
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:41Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47I do.
01:24:48You may kiss the bride.
01:24:49You may kiss the bride.
01:24:53You may kiss the bride.
01:24:53You may kiss the bride.
01:24:54You may kiss the bride.
01:24:55You may kiss the bride.
01:24:55You may kiss the bride.
01:24:55You may kiss the bride.
01:24:55You may kiss the bride.
01:24:56You may kiss the bride.
01:24:56You may kiss the bride.
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