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00:04:04And me.
00:04:06Oh, dear.
00:04:08And that's why everything, every last little thing, every single tiny microscopic little thing must grow.
00:04:18According to plan.
00:04:20Our daughter will win.
00:04:22According to plan.
00:04:23Our family left.
00:04:25From the depths of deepest poverty.
00:04:30To the noble realm.
00:04:32Of our ancestry.
00:04:33And who would have guessed in a million years.
00:04:37That our daughter with a face of an altar in disgrace.
00:04:40Would provide our tickets to a rightful place.
00:04:51Oh, dear God.
00:04:53What if Victor and I don't like each other?
00:04:57As if that has anything to do with marriage.
00:04:59Do you suppose your father and I like each other?
00:05:03Surely you must.
00:05:05A little.
00:05:06Of course not.
00:05:07Of course not.
00:05:08Get those corsets laced properly.
00:05:10I can hear you speak without gasping.
00:05:19You certainly hooked a winner this time, Victor.
00:05:21Now all you have to do is reel her in.
00:05:24I'm already reeling, Mother.
00:05:25Shouldn't Victoria Everglot be marrying a lord or something?
00:05:28Oh, nonsense.
00:05:30We're every bit as good as the Everglot's.
00:05:32I always knew I deserved better than a fish merchant's life.
00:05:36But I've never even spoken to her.
00:05:39Well, at least we have that in our favour.
00:05:42My Hugh!
00:05:44Silence that blasted coffin!
00:05:51Marriage is a partnership.
00:05:53A little tit for tat.
00:05:55You'd think a lifetime watching us
00:05:58Might have taught her that.
00:06:01Might have taught her that.
00:06:02Everything must be perfect.
00:06:05Everything must be perfect.
00:06:07Perfect!
00:06:08That's why everything,
00:06:09Every last little thing,
00:06:10Every single tiny microscopic
00:06:12Everything must go
00:06:15According to plan!
00:06:21Oh, look at the way he's standing.
00:06:23Look at him.
00:06:23He's got wickets or something.
00:06:25What's he?
00:06:25Oh, hehehe.
00:06:31Oh.
00:06:33Oh, my goodness.
00:06:35Oh, such grandeur.
00:06:37Such impeccable teeth.
00:06:39Oh, beautiful, innit?
00:06:42Hmph.
00:06:43It's not as big as our place, dear.
00:06:47Hmm, no.
00:06:48Bit shabby, really, isn't it?
00:06:50Shut up!
00:06:51Oh, hello.
00:06:51Lord and Lady Everglot,
00:06:54Mr. and Mrs. Van Dort.
00:06:58Why, you must be Miss Victoria.
00:07:00Oh, yes.
00:07:01I must say,
00:07:02You don't look a day over 20.
00:07:04No, yes.
00:07:05Hmm.
00:07:06Smile, darling.
00:07:08Smile.
00:07:13Well, hello.
00:07:15What a pleasure.
00:07:16Welcome to our home.
00:07:18Oh, thank you.
00:07:20We'll be taking tea in the West drawing room.
00:07:25Well, do come as well, yes.
00:07:26Just from the...
00:07:27Oh, I love what you've done with the place.
00:07:30Who is your decorator?
00:07:32Nice tiles.
00:07:33Shame about the drinks.
00:07:34Oh, my husband says such foolish things.
00:07:37Ignoring.
00:07:38Ah, yes.
00:07:39It's usually best.
00:08:00Oh, yes.
00:08:04Thank you just for coming.
00:09:10You play beautifully.
00:09:13I do apologize, Miss Everglot.
00:09:15How rude of me to...
00:09:17Well, excuse me.
00:09:22Mother won't let me near the piano.
00:09:24Music is improper for a young lady.
00:09:28Too passionate, she says.
00:09:29If I may ask, Miss Everglot, where is your chaperone?
00:09:37Perhaps, in view of the circumstances, you could call me Victoria.
00:09:45Yes, of course.
00:09:48Victoria?
00:09:49Yes?
00:09:50Victor?
00:09:52Tomorrow we are to be...
00:09:58Married?
00:10:00Yes.
00:10:02Married.
00:10:04Since I was a child, I've...
00:10:06I've dreamt of my wedding day.
00:10:09I always hoped to find someone I was deeply in love with.
00:10:12Someone to spend the rest of my life with.
00:10:16Silly, isn't it?
00:10:17Yes, silly.
00:10:19No.
00:10:20No, not at all.
00:10:22No.
00:10:22Oh, dear.
00:10:24I'm sorry.
00:10:31What impropriety is this?
00:10:34You shouldn't be alone together.
00:10:37Here it is, one minute before five, and you're not at the rehearsal.
00:10:41Master Galswell's is waiting.
00:10:44Come at once.
00:10:46Master and Dot, from the beginning, again.
00:10:50With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
00:10:56Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.
00:11:02With this candle, I will light your way in darkness.
00:11:09With this ring, I ask you to be mine.
00:11:15Let's try it again.
00:11:17Yes.
00:11:18Yes, sir.
00:11:18With this candle.
00:11:24This candle.
00:11:27This candle.
00:11:29Shall I get up there and do it for you?
00:11:31Don't get all the flatter, do you?
00:11:39With this candle.
00:11:43Continue!
00:11:47Give the door a meal.
00:11:48Let's just pick it up at the candle bit.
00:11:55A Lord Barkis, sir.
00:12:01I haven't ahead for dates.
00:12:04Apparently, I'm a day early for the ceremony.
00:12:08Do you see from your side of the family?
00:12:10I can't recall.
00:12:12Emil, a seat for Lord Barkis.
00:12:20Do carry on.
00:12:23Let's try it again, shall we, Master and Dot?
00:12:27Yes.
00:12:29Yes.
00:12:29Yes, sir.
00:12:30Certainly.
00:12:31Right.
00:12:32Right.
00:12:33Right.
00:12:34Right!
00:12:35With this...
00:12:37This...
00:12:38Hand.
00:12:39Hand.
00:12:39With this hand, I will...
00:12:44Oh!
00:12:45Three steps!
00:12:46Three!
00:12:47Can you not count?
00:12:48Do you not wish to be married, Master and Dot?
00:12:51No!
00:12:52No!
00:12:52No!
00:12:53You do not?
00:12:53No!
00:12:54I meant, no, I do not not wish to be married.
00:12:58That is, I want very much to...
00:12:59Ow!
00:13:00Pay attention!
00:13:01Have you even remembered to bring the ring?
00:13:04The ring?
00:13:05Yes.
00:13:06Of course.
00:13:10Oh!
00:13:11Dropping the ring!
00:13:12Oh, no!
00:13:12He's dropped the ring!
00:13:13This boy doesn't want to get married!
00:13:16Oh, disgrace!
00:13:17Excuse me.
00:13:18Got it.
00:13:20Oh!
00:13:21Oh!
00:13:21Oh!
00:13:22Out of the way, you minnie!
00:13:25Oh!
00:13:26Oh, dear!
00:13:26Oh, my dear!
00:13:27Oh, fire!
00:13:28Help!
00:13:31Oh, I hope it doesn't stain!
00:13:34Stop flooding it, you fool!
00:13:39Get a bucket!
00:13:40Get a bucket!
00:13:41I'm on the way, dear.
00:13:43Yes.
00:13:43Oh, dear.
00:13:52Enough!
00:13:53This wedding cannot take place until he is properly prepared!
00:13:59Young man.
00:14:02Learn your vowels.
00:14:11Young man.
00:14:16Learn your vowels.
00:14:20Oh, dear.
00:14:20Well, he's quite the catch, isn't he?
00:14:39Oh, Victoria.
00:14:41She must think I'm such a fool.
00:14:43This day couldn't get any worse.
00:14:45Hear ye!
00:14:46Hear ye!
00:14:47Rehearsal in ruins as Van Doorn's boy causes chaos!
00:14:52Fishy fuel say could be canned!
00:14:56Ever got so fired up as Van Doorn disaster ruins rehearsal!
00:15:03It really shouldn't be all that difficult.
00:15:06It's just a few simple vows.
00:15:09With this hand, I will take your wine.
00:15:12Oh, no.
00:15:15With this hand, I will cup your...
00:15:19Oh, goodness.
00:15:20No.
00:15:23With...
00:15:24This...
00:15:25With this...
00:15:27With this...
00:15:28With this candle, I will...
00:15:31I will...
00:15:33I will...
00:15:34I will set your mother on fire.
00:15:36I will...
00:15:38Oh, it's no use.
00:15:52With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
00:15:56Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.
00:16:03Ah, Mrs. Everglot.
00:16:05You look ravishing this evening.
00:16:08What's that, Mr. Everglot?
00:16:10Call you Dad, if you insist, sir.
00:16:14With this candle, I will light your way in darkness.
00:16:18With this ring, I ask you to be mine.
00:16:32Oh, my God.
00:16:35Let's go!
00:16:36My son of a problem.
00:16:37My son of a grace will be unemployed.
00:16:38I always refuse to believe the mark, to sleep withINE.
00:16:38I lose your money.
00:16:38I just don't take my mind.
00:16:38I everrene?
00:16:38There's a time...
00:16:39Oh!
00:16:40Ah!
00:16:44Oh!
00:16:46Oh, my God.
00:17:17I do.
00:17:45I do.
00:18:16No, no, no.
00:18:48You may kiss the bride.
00:18:58A new arrival!
00:19:00He must have fainted. Are you alright?
00:19:02What? What happened?
00:19:04By Joveman, looks like we've got ourselves a breather.
00:19:07Does he have a dead brother?
00:19:09He's still soft.
00:19:13Attach them!
00:19:20To the newlyweds!
00:19:23Newlyweds?
00:19:24Ah, in the woods, you said your vows so perfectly.
00:19:29I did.
00:19:31I did.
00:19:32Wake up!
00:19:33Wake up!
00:19:34Wake up!
00:19:35Bonjour!
00:19:37Coming through, coming through.
00:19:40My name is Paul.
00:19:42I am the head waiter.
00:19:43I will be creating your wedding feast.
00:19:47Wedding feast?
00:19:48I'm salivating.
00:19:51Maggots!
00:19:52Oh!
00:19:53Hey!
00:19:54Keep away!
00:20:02I've got a... I've got a...
00:20:04Dwarf.
00:20:05And I'm not afraid to use him.
00:20:07I want some questions.
00:20:08Now!
00:20:09Answers.
00:20:10I think you mean answers.
00:20:12Yes.
00:20:12Answers.
00:20:13I need answers.
00:20:14What's going on here?
00:20:15Where am I?
00:20:16Who are you?
00:20:18Well...
00:20:19That's kind of a long story.
00:20:21What a story it is.
00:20:24A tragic tale of romance, passion, and a murder most foul.
00:20:30This is gonna be good.
00:20:33Hit it, boys.
00:20:46Hey!
00:20:47Give me a listen.
00:20:48You corpses of cheer.
00:20:50At least those of you.
00:20:51You still got an ear.
00:20:53I'll tell you a story.
00:20:54Make a skeleton cry.
00:20:56Of our own jubiliciously lovely corpse bride.
00:20:59Every day we don't ask me.
00:21:02Don't wear a crown.
00:21:03Cause it's really okay.
00:21:04You might drag high.
00:21:06And you might be afraid.
00:21:07But we all end up the remains of the day.
00:21:10Ha!
00:21:11Ha!
00:21:11Ha!
00:21:11Ha!
00:21:11That's right!
00:21:13He-hee!
00:21:16Well, our camel was a beauty gnome for miles around
00:21:19The mysterious stranger came into town
00:21:22He was plenty good-looking, but down in his cash
00:21:25And our poor little baby, she fell hard and fast
00:21:28When her daddy said no, she just couldn't count
00:21:31So our lovers came up with a plan to elope
00:21:34Die, die, we all must reign
00:21:37You don't gonna drown most it's pretty okay
00:21:40You might try and hide and hide and pray
00:21:43But we all end up some days of the day
00:21:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:21:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:21:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:21:58Oh, yeah, come on, boys, pick it up
00:22:11Yeah, I like it
00:22:13Okay, Chauncey, take it
00:22:17Yeah, oh, yeah, yes, yes
00:22:22Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:22:26Help, help, help, help, help
00:22:28Yeah, that was nice
00:22:36Yeah, so they conjured up a plan to me late at night
00:22:40It turned out a soul kept the whole thing tight
00:22:43Now her mother's wedding dress fit like a glove
00:22:46You don't eat much when you're really alive
00:22:48Except for a few things, oh, so I'm told
00:22:51Like the family jewels and a satchel of gold
00:22:53Then next to the graveyard by the old oak tree
00:22:56On a dark, foggy night at a quarter to three
00:22:59She was ready to go
00:23:00But where was he?
00:23:03And then
00:23:03She waited
00:23:05And then
00:23:06There are the shadows
00:23:07What a little man
00:23:08And then
00:23:09Her little heart beat so loud
00:23:12And then
00:23:12And then, baby, everything went black
00:23:17Now when she opened her eyes
00:23:19She was dead as dust
00:23:21Tools were missing and her heart was bust
00:23:24So she made a vow lying under that tree
00:23:27Then she'd wait for her true love to come set her free
00:23:30She always waitin' for someone to ask for her hand
00:23:33When out of the blue goes this groovy young man
00:23:36Who battles forever to be by her side
00:23:39And that's the story of our
00:23:41Go
00:23:42Roar
00:23:43You might try and try and pray
00:23:51You might try and pray
00:24:10Victoria, come away from the window
00:24:14Oh, I'm sure he'll be back shortly
00:24:16He's terrified of the dark
00:24:18In fact, when he was a boy
00:24:19He used to wet his combinations regularly, didn't he, William?
00:24:24End up
00:24:28Ah, Lord Barkis
00:24:30I trust the room is to your liking
00:24:32Thank you
00:24:34You are a most gracious, Hestis
00:24:36Which is why it pains me to be the bearer of
00:24:40Such bad news
00:24:47Would you care to repeat tonight's headline for us?
00:24:51Hear ye, hear ye
00:24:53Victor Van Dork seen this night on the bridge in the arms of a mystery woman
00:24:58The dark-haired temptress and master Van Dork slipped away into the night
00:25:02And now the weather
00:25:03Scared a chance follow
00:25:05Enough!
00:25:05That will be all
00:25:10Mystery woman?
00:25:11He doesn't even know any women
00:25:13Or so you thought
00:25:16Do call for me if you need my assistance
00:25:20In any way
00:25:24Good heavens, Finis, what shall we do?
00:25:27Fetch me musket
00:25:28Oh, William, do something
00:25:30Um, the town crier probably just had a slow news day
00:25:33You know how it is
00:25:34You need something to cry about
00:25:35Regardless
00:25:36We are one room short for the wedding to buy
00:25:40Not to mention the financial implications
00:25:43The most scandalous embarrassment for us all
00:25:47Will give us a chance to find him
00:25:49We beg of you
00:25:50Just give us until dawn
00:25:52Very well
00:25:52Till dawn
00:25:54Victor darling
00:25:56Where are you?
00:25:58If you ask me
00:26:00Your boyfriend is kind of jumpy
00:26:03He's not my boyfriend
00:26:03He's my husband
00:26:05Victor?
00:26:06Where have you gone?
00:26:08I'll keep an eye out for him
00:26:10Victor?
00:26:15There he goes
00:26:16There he goes
00:26:17He's getting away
00:26:18Quick, quick
00:26:19Have to
00:26:20Victor!
00:26:27Thank you
00:26:28Victor?
00:26:31Where are you?
00:26:35Victor?
00:26:37Where have you gone?
00:26:39Married, huh?
00:26:41I'm a widow
00:26:42Oh, how rude
00:26:44He went that way
00:26:47Victor!
00:26:50Victor darling
00:26:52Please
00:26:54There's been a mistake
00:26:55I'm not dead
00:26:56Oh
00:27:00Excuse me
00:27:01Excuse me
00:27:03Excuse me
00:27:05Thank you
00:27:07Victor?
00:27:11Dead end
00:27:12Victor?
00:27:15Hello?
00:27:25Could have used the stairs
00:27:26Silly
00:27:27Oh
00:27:28Ow
00:27:30Isn't the view beautiful?
00:27:32It takes my breath away
00:27:35Well, it would if I had any
00:27:39Isn't it romantic
00:27:46Isn't it romantic?
00:27:49Look
00:27:50I am terribly sorry about what's happened to you
00:27:53And I'd like to help
00:27:54But I really need to get home
00:27:56This is your home now?
00:27:57But I don't even know your name
00:27:59Well
00:28:00That's a great way to start a marriage
00:28:02Shh
00:28:03Shut up
00:28:06It's Emily
00:28:08Emily
00:28:09Oh, I almost forgot
00:28:11I have something for you
00:28:14It's a wedding present
00:28:28Thank you
00:28:30Thank you
00:28:31Thank you
00:28:52Scraps?
00:28:56Scraps?
00:28:58My dog, Scraps!
00:29:02Oh, Scraps.
00:29:04What a good boy.
00:29:05I knew you'd be happy to see him.
00:29:08Who's my good boy?
00:29:09Sit.
00:29:10Sit, Scraps.
00:29:11Sit.
00:29:12Good boy, Scraps.
00:29:14Roll over.
00:29:15Roll over.
00:29:16Good boy, Scraps.
00:29:18Play dead.
00:29:20Sorry.
00:29:22Oh, what a cutie.
00:29:24You should have seen him with fur.
00:29:27Mother never approved of Scraps jumping up like this.
00:29:30But then again, she never approved of anything.
00:29:34You think she would have approved of me?
00:29:37You're lucky you'll never have to meet her.
00:29:41Well, actually, now that you mention it, I think you should.
00:29:47Mm.
00:29:48In fact, since we're, you know, married, you should definitely meet her.
00:29:55Mm-hmm.
00:29:55And my father too.
00:29:56We should go and see them right now.
00:29:58Oh, what a fantastic idea.
00:30:00Where are they buried?
00:30:01Oh.
00:30:03Oh.
00:30:03What?
00:30:03What is it?
00:30:04They're not from around here.
00:30:06Where are they?
00:30:08Oh, they're still alive.
00:30:10I'm afraid so.
00:30:12Oh, that is a problem.
00:30:13What's that, Scraps?
00:30:15Oh, no.
00:30:16We couldn't possibly.
00:30:19Oh, well.
00:30:21They put it like that.
00:30:22What?
00:30:22Elder Goodnacht.
00:30:34Elder Goodnacht.
00:30:37Are you there?
00:30:42Hello?
00:30:44Is anyone home?
00:30:46Hello?
00:30:59There you are.
00:31:01Oh, my dear.
00:31:03There you are.
00:31:05I brought my husband.
00:31:06Victor.
00:31:07What's that?
00:31:08Husband?
00:31:10Pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:31:13We need to go up.
00:31:15Upstairs?
00:31:16To visit the land of the living.
00:31:18Land of the living?
00:31:22Oh, my dear.
00:31:24Please, Elder Goodnacht.
00:31:26Now, why go up there when people are dying to get down here?
00:31:30Sir, I beg you to help.
00:31:32It means so much to me.
00:31:34Us?
00:31:35I don't know.
00:31:37It's just not natural.
00:31:39Please, Elder Goodnacht.
00:31:41Surely there must be something you can do.
00:31:43Hmm.
00:31:45Let me see what I can do.
00:31:48Where did I put that book?
00:31:58You have to clear somewhere.
00:32:03Oh, there's the one.
00:32:19I have it.
00:32:21A Ukrainian haunting spell.
00:32:24Just the thing for these quick trips.
00:32:27So glad you thought of this.
00:32:29Me, too.
00:32:31Me, too.
00:32:36I have it.
00:32:54Now then.
00:32:56Where were we?
00:32:59The Ukrainian haunting spell.
00:33:01Ah.
00:33:04Ah, here we have it.
00:33:13Ready?
00:33:14Just remember.
00:33:15When you want to come back, say,
00:33:17Hopscotch.
00:33:18Hopscotch?
00:33:18That's it.
00:33:20That's it.
00:33:36I spent so long in the darkness, I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.
00:34:11Psst.
00:34:12Hey, I think you dropped something.
00:34:14Psst.
00:34:23Psst.
00:34:27Psst.
00:34:33Hold on, Psst.
00:34:36Psst.
00:34:37I think I should prepare Mother and Father for the big news.
00:34:42I'll go ahead, and you wait here.
00:34:47Perfect.
00:34:48I won't be long.
00:34:51Stay right here.
00:34:52I'll be right back.
00:34:54Okay.
00:34:56No peeking.
00:35:16Well, if ever I see that fat dog boy, I'll strike him with my bare hands.
00:35:23Your hands are too fat, and his neck is too thin.
00:35:28You'll have to use a rope.
00:35:40This is the voice of your conscience.
00:35:43Listen to what I say.
00:35:45I have a bad feeling about that boy.
00:35:48You know, he is no...
00:35:51Go chew someone else's ear for a while.
00:35:54Victor has gone to see his parents, just like he said.
00:35:58If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I would say that you had lost your mind.
00:36:02I'm sure he has a perfectly good reason for taking so long.
00:36:07Oh, I am sure he does.
00:36:09Why don't you go ask him?
00:36:10All right, I will.
00:36:12After all, he couldn't get far with those cold feet.
00:36:28if you don't often tell me each other comme ça c'est court
00:36:33What?
00:36:48Going back.
00:36:50How...
00:36:55Don't feel.
00:36:55They glow抵, don't look too good.
00:36:55Victoria.
00:36:55Victor, I'm so happy to see you. Come by the fire.
00:37:00Where have you been? Are you all right?
00:37:04I... I... Oh, dear.
00:37:07You're as cold as death. What's happened to you? Your coat?
00:37:15Victoria, I confess, this morning I was terrified of marriage.
00:37:22But then, on meeting you, I felt I should be with you always.
00:37:27And that our wedding could not come soon enough.
00:37:34Victor, I feel the same.
00:37:41Victoria, I seem to find myself married.
00:37:48And you should know it's unexpected.
00:37:54What do you mean, darling? I just wanted to meet...
00:38:00Darling? Who's this?
00:38:03Who is she?
00:38:04I'm his wife.
00:38:08Victor?
00:38:09Victoria, wait. You don't understand.
00:38:11She's dead. Look.
00:38:16Oh, gosh.
00:38:19Oh!
00:38:20No! No! No!
00:38:22Victoria!
00:38:28You lied to me!
00:38:30Just to get back to that other woman!
00:38:33Don't you understand? You're the other woman.
00:38:36No!
00:38:37No! You're married to me!
00:38:39She's the other woman!
00:38:44She's got a point.
00:38:47And I thought...
00:38:48I thought this was all going so well!
00:39:01Look, I'm sorry, but this just can't work.
00:39:06Why not?
00:39:09It's my eye, isn't it?
00:39:11No.
00:39:13Your eye is...
00:39:14lovely.
00:39:16It's under different circumstances, Will.
00:39:20Who knows?
00:39:21But we're just too different.
00:39:23I mean, you're dead.
00:39:26You should have thought about that before you asked me to marry you.
00:39:29Why can't you understand?
00:39:30It was a mistake.
00:39:31I would never marry you.
00:39:55No.
00:40:03Roses for eternal love.
00:40:06Lilies for sweetness.
00:40:12Baby's breath.
00:40:19Why so blue?
00:40:21Maybe he's right.
00:40:22Maybe we are two different.
00:40:24Maybe he should have his head examined.
00:40:28I could do it.
00:40:30Well, perhaps he does belong with her.
00:40:32Little Miss Living.
00:40:34With her rosy cheeks and beating heart.
00:40:38Oh, those girls are ten a penny.
00:40:40You've got so much more.
00:40:42You've got...
00:40:43You've got...
00:40:44You've got a wonderful personality.
00:40:54What does that wispy little brat have that you don't have done?
00:40:59She can't hold a candle to the beauty of your smile.
00:41:03How about a pulse?
00:41:04Overrated by a mile.
00:41:06Overfanded.
00:41:07Overblown.
00:41:07If he only knew the you that we know.
00:41:12And that silly little creature isn't wearing his ring.
00:41:15And she doesn't play piano.
00:41:17Or dance.
00:41:18Or sing.
00:41:19No, she doesn't compare.
00:41:21But she still breathes air.
00:41:22Who cares?
00:41:23Unimportant.
00:41:24Overrated.
00:41:25Overblown.
00:41:26If only he could see how special you can be.
00:41:29If he only knew the you that we know.
00:41:38If I touch a burning candle, I can feel the pain.
00:41:44If you cut me with a knife, it's still the same.
00:41:50I know how hard I feel.
00:41:50And I know how hard it's beating.
00:41:53I know that I am dead.
00:41:56Yet the pain here that I feel.
00:41:59Try and tell me it's not real.
00:42:02And it seems that I still have a deal to share
00:42:11The sole redeeming feature from that little creature
00:42:15Is that she's alive
00:42:16Overrated!
00:42:17Overblown!
00:42:18Everybody knows that's just a temporary state
00:42:21Which is cured very quickly when we meet our fate
00:42:25Who cares?
00:42:26Unimportant!
00:42:26Overrated!
00:42:27Overblown!
00:42:28If only you could see how special you can be
00:42:31If only you could see you that we will
00:42:41If I touch a burning candle I can feel no pain
00:42:46In the ice or in the sun it's all the same
00:42:52Yet I feel my heart is aching
00:42:55Though it doesn't heat, it's breaking
00:42:58And the pain here that I feel
00:43:01Try and tell me it's not real
00:43:04I know that I am dead
00:43:08Yet it seems that I still have some tears to shed
00:43:22It's true, Mother
00:43:23Victor is married to a dead woman
00:43:26I saw her
00:43:28A corpse
00:43:29Standing right here with Victor
00:43:32Victor was in your room?
00:43:34I have to help him
00:43:35The scandal!
00:43:36Oh, come sit in your chair, dearie
00:43:39You're shaking like a leaf
00:43:41Let Hilda fetch your blanket
00:43:43Fetch her a straitjacket!
00:43:45She's completely mad!
00:43:47Come, Hilda go!
00:43:48How you goingила!
00:44:09Good You're
00:44:10Hurrah! Oh
00:44:11You're going!
00:44:15You're
00:44:15going!å§¿
00:44:18is going!
00:44:22And has come to bed at once.
00:44:45What a level of name.
00:44:51Who could that be at this time?
00:44:56Miss Everglot, what are you doing here?
00:44:59You should be at home, prostrate with grief.
00:45:02Pastor Corsworth, I have to ask you something.
00:45:05This is most irregular.
00:45:06Please, I beg of you.
00:45:08You are the only one in the village who knows of what awaits beyond the grave.
00:45:13A grim topic for a bride to be.
00:45:16It is a bride, I fear.
00:45:19Which is why I must know.
00:45:21Can the living marry the dead?
00:45:24What on earth are you speaking about?
00:45:27Please, it's Victor.
00:45:28He's married to a corpse.
00:45:30He has a corpse bride.
00:45:32There must be some way to undo what's been done.
00:45:38I believe I know the thing to do.
00:45:42Come with me.
00:45:47Victoria, where are your corsets?
00:45:49She's speaking in tongues of unholy alliances.
00:45:53Her mind has come undone, I fear.
00:45:55It's not true.
00:45:56Let me go.
00:45:57Let me go.
00:45:58Thank you, Pastor Galswells.
00:46:00Thank you so very much.
00:46:03Take her to her room.
00:46:05No, I'm telling the truth.
00:46:07Victor needs my help.
00:46:09Hildegard, you believe me, don't you?
00:46:11Mother, father, please.
00:46:14Seal the doors and bar the windows.
00:46:16See to it that she doesn't escape again.
00:46:19He needs our help.
00:46:21Let me go.
00:46:22Let me go.
00:46:24Will the mortification never cease?
00:46:28It will be years before we can show ourselves in public again.
00:46:32What shall we do?
00:46:33We shall continue as Blair, with or without Vincent.
00:46:37Victor.
00:46:37Whatever.
00:46:39For that boy to toss aside a young woman like Victoria, it's positively criminal.
00:46:46Why, if I had a woman like your daughter on my arm, I would lavish her with riches befitting royalty.
00:46:55Your lady wife is a most fortunate woman.
00:46:59Thus, I am not married.
00:47:01I was betrothed some years ago, but tragedy snatched my young bride away.
00:47:08When one lives alone, wealth counts for naught.
00:47:21Marvelous news, Victoria.
00:47:23There'll be a wedding after all.
00:47:25You found him?
00:47:26Make haste, my dear.
00:47:28Our relatives will arrive at any moment.
00:47:30We must have you looking presentable for Lord Barkis.
00:47:35Lord Barkis?
00:47:37He will make a fine husband.
00:47:39I have fortuitous turn of events indeed.
00:47:42A far better prospect this time.
00:47:44But I do not love him.
00:47:46You cannot make me do this.
00:47:48We must.
00:47:49Please, I beg of you.
00:47:51There must be another way.
00:47:53Without your marriage to Lord Barkis, we shall be forced penniless into the street.
00:47:58We are destitute.
00:48:00But, Victor...
00:48:01Victor Van Doerter's gone, child.
00:48:04You shall marry Lord Barkis tomorrow.
00:48:10According to plan!
00:48:33Oh!
00:48:34Oh!
00:48:34Oh!
00:48:34Oh!
00:48:35Oh!
00:48:36Oh!
00:48:41Oh, my dad!
00:48:43Oh, don't look at me that way.
00:48:45You have only to suffer this union until death do us part.
00:48:49And that will come sooner than you think.
00:48:55Oh, it's almost dawn! Where could he be?
00:48:58Victor Van Dordt elopes with corpse, heartbroken bride to wed wealthy newcomer!
00:49:06Wealthy newcomer?
00:49:07It cannot be.
00:49:08Did he say corpse?
00:49:10Oh, don't be ridiculous. What corpse would marry our victor?
00:49:16Mayhew! Silence that blasted coffin!
00:49:37Mayhew! Are you trying to kill us?
00:49:40Oh, I think he's trying to kill us!
00:49:46Oh, I think he's trying to kill us!
00:50:00Oh, I think he's trying to kill us!
00:50:08Oh, I think he's trying to kill us.
00:50:34I think he's trying to kill us.
00:50:35I'm sorry.
00:50:36I'm sorry I lied to you about wanting to see my parents.
00:50:40It's just this whole day hasn't gone quite well.
00:50:47According to plan.
00:51:06. . .
00:51:07. . .
00:51:54Pardon, my enthusiasm.
00:51:56I like your enthusiasm.
00:52:03You are a miracle! You are a miracle!
00:52:06Oh, it's up!
00:52:08Oh, it's a sweet mole!
00:52:10A very applause!
00:52:11A bit, bit!
00:52:12Bonjour!
00:52:14Bienvenue!
00:52:14Thanks for everyone!
00:52:16Another pint, sir?
00:52:18No, no, no, no. Just a half.
00:52:24It is impossible to get good help anymore!
00:52:27Welcoming committee!
00:52:28Coming through!
00:52:29Coming through!
00:52:30My name's Plum. Miss Plum.
00:52:34Mayhew?
00:52:37Mayhew! How nice to see you!
00:52:41I'm so sorry.
00:52:43Oh, yeah.
00:52:44Actually, I feel great.
00:52:49Hurry up, boys!
00:52:50I feel the gentleman is a parrot!
00:52:54Mayhew, I have to get back.
00:52:57They all must be very sick.
00:52:59How is everyone?
00:53:00Well, they're still wondering where you slipped off to.
00:53:04Oh, and Miss Victoria.
00:53:06Yes.
00:53:07Yes.
00:53:07Yes.
00:53:07How is she?
00:53:08Well, she's getting married this evening.
00:53:11What?
00:53:12Married to who?
00:53:13Some newcomer.
00:53:15Lord, somebody or other.
00:53:17But that's impossible.
00:53:19Yeah, with you going all...
00:53:20I guess they didn't want to waste the cake.
00:53:24Yeah.
00:53:25Yeah.
00:53:26But how could she?
00:53:28Webber.
00:53:28You can't live with them.
00:53:31You can't live with them.
00:53:33Oh!
00:53:35Time to pick up the pieces and, you know, move on, I suppose.
00:53:40Oi!
00:53:41Speaking of picking up the pieces.
00:53:47Victor?
00:53:48Where are you going?
00:53:53Miss Victoria, we must leave Father Church now.
00:53:58Yesterday, I thought my wedding would be happy.
00:54:02Now I feel like I'm caught in the tide.
00:54:05Called out to sea.
00:54:06The sea leads to many places, dearie.
00:54:11Maybe you'll land somewhere better.
00:54:20With this candle, I will light your way in darkness.
00:54:30With this ring, I ask you to be mine.
00:54:35With this ring, I ask you to be mine.
00:54:40I now pronounce you man and wife.
00:55:03I'm too late.
00:55:05I'm too late.
00:55:10What am I to do?
00:55:12I just woke up.
00:55:14I'm too late.
00:55:14Without saying a word.
00:55:16Are all men like this?
00:55:17Well, I'm afraid none of them are very bright.
00:55:20They get something stuck in their heads and you can't do a thing with them.
00:55:25My dear, we have to talk.
00:55:28Let me tell her.
00:55:29Please, let me tell her.
00:55:31What?
00:55:32There is a complication with your marriage.
00:55:36We don't understand.
00:55:38The vows are binding only until death do you part.
00:55:42What are you saying?
00:55:44Death has already parted you.
00:55:48If he finds out, he'll leave.
00:55:50There must be something you can do.
00:55:53Well, there is one way.
00:55:55Please, please, let me tell her.
00:55:58It requires the greatest sacrifice.
00:56:01Go on.
00:56:02Get to the good part.
00:56:04What is it?
00:56:05We have to kill him.
00:56:07What?
00:56:08Victor would have to give up the life he had forever.
00:56:13He would need to repeat his vows in the land of the living and drink from the wine of ages.
00:56:21Poison.
00:56:22This would stop his heart forever.
00:56:26Only then would he be free to give it to you.
00:56:32I could never ask him.
00:56:37You don't have to.
00:56:41I'll do it.
00:56:43My boy, if you choose this path, you may never return to the world above.
00:56:49Do you understand?
00:56:54I do.
00:56:56Gather round.
00:56:58Gather round, everybody.
00:57:03We've decided to do this thing properly.
00:57:06So grab what you can and follow us.
00:57:09We're moving this wedding party upstairs.
00:57:12Upstairs?
00:57:12I didn't know we had it upstairs.
00:57:15Sounds creepy.
00:57:17Let's go!
00:57:18Up!
00:57:18Up!
00:57:19The wedding!
00:57:19The wedding!
00:57:20The wedding!
00:57:21The wedding!
00:57:22The wedding!
00:57:23The wedding!
00:57:23The wedding!
00:57:24The wedding!
00:57:27Oh!
00:57:28I can't get married looking like that.
00:57:30The sliders think you're very cute, but hold as close, you need a suit, but have no fears when quite
00:57:35a depth, when have you looking lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely,
00:57:40lovely, lovely.
00:57:40A little sitch, a little tux, a tender loving cab
00:57:44A little threat will fix you up, a freak of petty as you see
00:57:48And personally guarantee your quality repairs
00:57:51A little hit will fix the mess, we're going to do our very best
00:57:54And every morning's season, they will all be quite impressed
00:57:57They will all be quite impressed
00:58:01Already, we're going to have
00:58:03A wedding cake is no mistake, it must be quite sublime
00:58:06They're missing something
00:58:08Throw some dust
00:58:08I wish I had more time
00:58:10Perhaps there's something I can do, these bones might have a bit
00:58:13That's not my nose
00:58:14Sorry
00:58:15Wait a minute, that's it
00:58:16Voila!
00:58:17A little that
00:58:17A little this
00:58:18The perfect cake is not to miss a wedding, a wedding, we're going to have a wedding
00:58:25Luzah, Luzah, we're going to have a wedding, a wedding, a wedding
00:58:29Let's talk about the chimeras, the brightest will be ready today
00:58:35One thing you can surely say is people stand inside
00:58:39Until the end we will defend our one and only bride
00:58:42A bride to be, a bride to be our lovely bride
00:58:45Huzzah!
00:58:47Our bride is getting married today!
00:58:51Oh, there she is, she comes!
00:58:59Oh, oh, the bride is here.
00:59:03She's waiting for this day for many a year.
00:59:07For this day, for this day our hopes and our pride.
00:59:11The bride is here.
00:59:13Here comes the bride.
00:59:17Here comes the bride.
00:59:19Here comes the bride, the bride.
00:59:22For this day, for this day,
00:59:24for this day, we'll come as well.
00:59:26The love of friends and work together.
00:59:30To make it the perfect place she's always dreamed.
00:59:34Our hopes and our pride, our pride, our loving pride.
00:59:41We're going to have a party like no one has ever seen.
00:59:45We're living in the land above, we'll not know where they'd be.
00:59:48We're going to have a party like no one has ever seen.
00:59:55We're going to have a party like no one has ever seen.
00:59:57Here comes the bride within the all these days...
01:00:02Up to the land of the living, to celebrate the.
01:00:09Let's do that, let's do that.
01:00:17Oh dear.
01:00:21I'm okay now.
01:00:31Quiet down now, everyone.
01:00:33What a change?
01:00:36Mm-hmm.
01:00:41Elegant.
01:00:43Cultured.
01:00:45Radiant.
01:00:47Victoria has found a husband with all these qualities and more.
01:00:54Serendipity brought us together and no force on earth could tear us apart.
01:01:22There's an eye in me soup.
01:01:34Oh, sorry.
01:01:42Fetch me, musket.
01:01:44Fetch your own musket.
01:01:45I'm off.
01:01:46Coming.
01:01:46Coming.
01:01:51Excuse me.
01:01:52You don't know me, but I used to live in your dead mother.
01:01:57Hey, hold on there.
01:01:59I love a woman with meat on her bones.
01:02:04Phyllis, who invited these people?
01:02:08They must be from your side of the family.
01:02:10Certainly not.
01:02:12Why, my grandfather Everglot could see this if he'd be turning in his grave.
01:02:15I'm finished.
01:02:19Where do you keep the spirits?
01:02:30In other news...
01:02:32The dead wolf, they are!
01:02:39Get back!
01:02:40Don't go and sneak up on me!
01:02:43Get back!
01:02:44Get back!
01:02:44Get back!
01:02:46Get back!
01:02:48Get back!
01:02:54Get back!
01:02:59No!
01:03:00Yeah.
01:03:16Grumper?
01:03:21Grumper?
01:03:22Bounder!
01:03:23Sweetie Pie!
01:03:24Monster!
01:03:24Buttercup!
01:03:25Ed!
01:03:26Gertrude!
01:03:28Pelfrid?
01:03:29Oh, you've been dead for 15 years.
01:03:34Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
01:03:50Right, that's it.
01:03:52We're going to take whatever money we can and get out of here.
01:03:56Money?
01:03:57What money?
01:03:58Your dowry?
01:03:59It's my right!
01:04:01My parents don't have any money.
01:04:03It's my marriage to you that will save them from the poorhouse.
01:04:08The poorhouse?
01:04:10You're lying!
01:04:12It isn't true!
01:04:13Tell me that you're lying!
01:04:14Did things not go according to your plan, Lord Barkis?
01:04:18Well, perhaps, in disappointment, we are perfectly matched.
01:04:41Be gone, ye demons from hell!
01:04:45Back to the void from whence you came!
01:04:48You shall not enter here!
01:04:51Back!
01:04:53Back!
01:04:54Back!
01:04:54Keep it down!
01:04:55We're in a church!
01:04:56Evening!
01:04:57Good frank!
01:05:10Ooh!
01:05:20How are we living here?
01:05:27Have a happy life!
01:05:34Dearly beloved and departed,
01:05:37we are gathered here today to join this man and this corpse in marriage.
01:05:46Victor?
01:05:47Shh.
01:05:50Living first.
01:05:53With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
01:06:00Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.
01:06:06Now you?
01:06:12With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
01:06:18Your cup will never empty.
01:06:36Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.
01:06:48Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.
01:06:54Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.
01:06:54She's having second thoughts.
01:06:59I can't.
01:07:00What's wrong?
01:07:03This is wrong.
01:07:06I was a bride.
01:07:09My dreams were taken from me.
01:07:12For now.
01:07:15For now.
01:07:15Now I've stolen them from someone else.
01:07:19I love you, Victor.
01:07:22But you're not mine.
01:07:30Victoria.
01:07:35I love you.
01:07:45Victoria.
01:07:45Victoria.
01:07:45Wow.
01:07:46Oh, how touching.
01:07:48I always cry.
01:07:52At weddings.
01:07:53Our young lovers together at last.
01:07:58Surely now they can live happily ever after.
01:08:02Victoria.
01:08:03But you forget.
01:08:05She's still my wife.
01:08:07I'll not leave here.
01:08:09Empty handed.
01:08:11You.
01:08:15Emily.
01:08:17You.
01:08:18But.
01:08:19But.
01:08:20I left you.
01:08:22For dead.
01:08:25This woman is obviously delusional.
01:08:34Sorry to cut things short, but we must be on our way.
01:08:38Take your hands off her.
01:08:41Do I have to kill you too?
01:08:47Victor!
01:08:49Catch!
01:08:51I'm sorry.
01:08:52No!
01:08:54No!
01:08:57No!
01:09:02Oh!
01:09:03Sacre bleu!
01:09:07Okay.
01:09:08We're playing fair, sir.
01:09:10Oh!
01:09:15Oh!
01:09:18Oh.
01:09:19Oh!
01:09:22Ah!
01:09:24Oh!
01:09:28Ah!
01:09:31Ah!
01:09:34Ah!
01:09:35Ah!
01:09:43Ah!
01:09:52Touché, my dear.
01:09:54Get out.
01:09:56Oh, I'm leaving.
01:10:03But first, a toast to Emily.
01:10:07Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
01:10:12Tell me, my dear, can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?
01:10:17Hm?
01:10:20Let me at him! Let me at him! No, don't...
01:10:25We must abide by their rules.
01:10:28We are amongst the living.
01:10:31Well said.
01:10:32No!
01:10:46Oh!
01:10:48Not anymore!
01:10:51Or...
01:10:54Yep, to the right, he's all yours.
01:11:08New arrival.
01:11:17Oh, Victor, I never thought I'd see you again.
01:11:28Wait.
01:11:31I made a promise.
01:11:36You kept your promise.
01:11:39You set me free.
01:11:52Now I can do the same for you.
01:12:08Yeah.
01:12:32I'm dead.
01:12:36I'm dead.
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