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The adventure continues as the son of the sea god finds his destiny. #Poseidon #Fantasy
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00:14Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:35Slow-ass sea slug!
01:02Filthy scavengers! When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:09the surface. Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:39Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier. I'm retired. Don't bring that crap
01:45to my door. Sire!
02:06Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard! Sire, you're finally
02:12stepping in!
02:27Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:30My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:56What did you do? Turn me back right now! Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm is over here!
03:06awaits your command. Lead us against Olympus. We beg you. Zeus's brain's probably been eaten
03:11out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:22Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:39Get your hands off me, creep! Sorry, I didn't mean to...
03:47Wait, pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:56He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:11You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured. I was drugged. This whole thing
04:18is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die. I really
04:24need this guy.
04:31Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:42I need more. A lot more.
04:52Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey, I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora! I know you're in there. Nowhere left to run.
05:19Oh, damn it. He tracked me.
05:34Leora. You're my fiancรฉ. You belong with me. Come home.
05:39Get away, Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Sature, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt? You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?
06:00Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:02Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:16You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:25Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:28Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:34I won't kill him.
06:36But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:40Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:49Forget today ever happened.
06:51Go back to your life.
07:05Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:18Those assholes are back already.
07:20What are you talking about?
07:27Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:30Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:34Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:36Keep acting tough.
07:38Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:40Even Narius' seafoak give him a wide burn.
07:55You asked for this.
08:09You one-shotted pants-topping Orcer?
08:11Who the hell are you?
08:26What the hell are you talking about?
08:36Asshole.
08:37Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:39Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:42What are you whining about?
08:45Nothing.
08:46Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:53Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
09:00Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
09:09Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:14Yeah, baby.
09:16But he retired recently.
09:18We're gonna find him now.
09:27I'm badly wounded.
09:29I don't have much time.
09:31Find Lily's real father.
09:33Leave her with him.
09:35I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:39Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:55There it is.
10:03Liara's wounded bad.
10:05Drag them both back to the Dillon.
10:07Lifetime of easy living.
10:13What the hell was that?
10:15Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:21That girl from five years ago.
10:23You came looking for me?
10:26She's your daughter.
10:28We need you now.
10:30So you're my dad?
10:32You're actually pretty handsome.
10:34This aura?
10:35She's got my blood.
10:43Who did this?
10:44Don't worry about it.
10:46Just keep Lily safe.
10:52Mommy.
10:53Mommy.
10:54Mommy.
11:15It's too late, boss.
11:16Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:21It's too late, boss.
11:33Somebody help me.
11:46Give me a name, Liara.
11:48Who did this?
11:50I'm going to tear them apart.
11:53It was...
12:15Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
12:18You're my fiancรฉ.
12:19My property.
12:20You filthy whore.
12:22Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:27But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:34No!
12:35Let go!
12:38With nymph blood in my veins,
12:40even Olympus will bow to me.
12:50I...
12:50got careless.
12:53Diving near a shipwreck.
12:54My fault.
12:55Shipwreck?
12:57Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:59Someone did this to you.
13:03You're just a regular guy.
13:05Stay out of it.
13:07Boss?
13:08Soup's ready.
13:15If I don't make it,
13:17promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:19She's all we have left.
13:22She's safe.
13:23Now drink.
13:26Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:34Jack, you...
13:37Ambrosia residue?
13:38Golden apple sap?
13:40I studied this in grad's time.
13:42Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:45Where the hell did you get this?
13:48More.
13:49Try it.
14:00These ingredients,
14:01where did you get them?
14:13It's my first time meeting Daddy.
14:16I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:41What a lively little snack.
14:44Jack, gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:47Ha ha ha ha!
14:55I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:57You want more?
14:58I've got a ton of it laying around.
15:00This guy's luck is insane.
15:04A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
15:09Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
15:13You're safe here, Liria.
15:17We've got a kid together now.
15:19I'm not letting anything touch.
15:23You or Lily.
15:24Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:26Daddy, help!
15:30Something's trying to eat me!
15:33Lily's in trouble!
15:48I...
15:48I'm not tasty.
15:50My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:53Please don't eat me!
15:58Divine power runs through this girl.
16:02Devour you.
16:03And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
16:08Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:25I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
16:25I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
16:26I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
16:26I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
16:27I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
16:28I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
16:30I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
16:30I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
16:30I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
16:31I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
16:32I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
16:33I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
16:35I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
16:39You disgusting freak!
16:42What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:44Mommy!
16:47I've got you, baby.
16:49Touch my kid again,
16:52and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:54Ha!
16:55You ruined my meal?
16:59Wait.
17:00The baby mama herself.
17:03Perfect.
17:08Two courses for the price of one!
17:17You bitch!
17:23Jack, take Lily and run.
17:25Go!
17:31Run from the Lucian Hydro,
17:34you pathetic little insects.
17:41You, Posei?
17:44That kid's his.
17:46No wonder the power's so pure.
17:49That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:51If I stay, I'm dead.
17:59What the hell just happened?
18:01It ran?
18:03Damn, Leoya.
18:04Leoya, your powers are badass.
18:06You straight up scared the monster off.
18:08Me?
18:09No way.
18:10Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
18:12I'm still recovering.
18:14Wait.
18:15Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
18:20Whatever.
18:21Let's get home.
18:22That thing might circle back.
18:27about that monster.
18:32Failed at the perfect time?
18:34Figures.
18:35He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:42You...
18:44I'll do it.
18:45And here's how he works.
18:46You...
18:46uh...
18:48Whoa!
18:51Uh-oh...
18:53Uh-oh!
18:54Uh-oh!
18:55Uh-oh!
18:56Uh-oh!
18:57Uh-oh!
18:57Uh-oh!
19:02Uh-oh!
19:04Uh-oh!
19:22My liege, have mercy.
19:25I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
19:27Please, spare my life.
19:29No problem.
19:30Thank you, my lord.
19:31Thank you for your mercy.
19:32Try to remember that in your next life.
19:47Enjoying the show.
19:58Enjoying the show.
19:59Enjoying the show.
20:09My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra.
20:12We swear.
20:12Listen to me.
20:14If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
20:20Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes, my liege.
20:35My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
20:41truth myself.
20:50That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:53But Poseidon, guy's long gone.
20:56Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:59Sea god myth, ancient history.
21:01Wanna bet?
21:02There ain't no sea king anymore.
21:15The world's the same as ever.
21:17The dead are louder than the living.
21:20Who the hell are you?
21:21You're in Hades territory, asshole.
21:34Poseidon?
21:50Is Hades still breathing?
21:51If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:58Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
22:06I don't have time for this.
22:08I'm not wasting it on you.
22:09I need a background check.
22:15You know who I am?
22:17Hades' ace.
22:18You crash my spot, you die here!
22:43Little fish.
22:45Little fish.
22:45Little fish.
22:52Hades' staff?
22:53One shot?
22:55The sea king.
22:56He's real.
22:59Hades.
23:00You hiding?
23:01Come out.
23:02Or this whole place turns into driftwood.
23:05One.
23:07Two.
23:11Thank the fates.
23:13The boss is here.
23:19Boss.
23:20This bum.
23:26You idiot.
23:28Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
23:30You're done.
23:31Get out.
23:32In front of Poseidon.
23:33Your ants.
23:34I'm saving your worthless heights.
23:41My lord.
23:42Is this handling satisfactory?
23:44I'm not here for fun.
23:46Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:53Understood.
23:53I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:56You have three days.
23:57I'll be back.
24:01Everyone!
24:02Drop what you're doing!
24:04Full sweep on the Leora and Child!
24:06Every resource, every contact.
24:08Now!
24:09Tell them Poseidon's back!
24:11Yes, boss!
24:18Poseidon's back.
24:19Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
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