00:28What about this one?
00:32No, but you're 15, not 15, like this, you can't have a Christmas party without a bit of glitter, we'll
00:43show off your figure, which the boys will love, Mum, can you remember where we parked, no, it serves us
00:55right for coming up to London, look,
01:00thank you, Merry Christmas, oh my God, it's Princess Diana, thank you, Merry Christmas, do you know what, here, can
01:11you have some more of yours, you're selling out, thank you very much,
01:16here's a pound, no more than that, thank you, Merry Christmas, thank you, thank you, something like hotcakes,
01:28here, that's very generous, what's your name, Castro, the cake's fine,
01:38so thank you, Sir Kate, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas,
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02:18His mother's face is what he's got.
02:22It's nice eyes to you.
02:27Well, you never know.
02:31Mummy, he's a royal prince.
02:33So, when I first met your father, he was way out of my reach.
02:39I mean, I was just a lonely stewardess.
02:43Trolly dolly.
02:46His grandmother had been friendly with the Queen's aunt.
02:49His father was a RAF pilot who'd flown with Prince Philip.
02:54Felt like the luckiest woman in the world.
02:59And then I started the family business.
03:03It became so successful that your dad was able to leave his job
03:07and come and work full-time for something I'd created.
03:13And then I realized that maybe it was the other way around.
03:17That he'd been lucky to have me.
03:21Never underestimate yourself.
03:25Never think there's anything in this world you're not good enough for.
03:30Never think there's anything in this world.
03:33What's the whole thing?
03:35I'm not that bad enough for you.
03:37I'm not good enough for you.
03:45I'm not good enough.
03:53I'm not good enough for you.
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36:09that what is meant for you won't pass you by.
36:13He makes sure of that.
36:33Are you okay?
36:34Yeah, looking forward to it.
36:36Hello!
36:37Hello, sweetheart.
36:39How are you?
36:40Lovely to see you.
36:41Good to see you.
36:41Hi, Rupert.
36:43Rupert, nice to meet you.
36:45Hello, Rupert, nice to meet you.
36:46I'm good, I'm good.
36:47Hello, darling.
36:48Hi, Rupert, nice to meet you.
36:50Happy Christmas.
36:51Happy Christmas, darling.
36:53My dad, this is Rupert.
36:54Rupert, nice to meet you.
36:57I've had it in slime and God knows what,
36:59and about a pint and a half of rancid river water in my stomach.
37:04Still got a man in the match though, right?
37:09I mean, is there a name for a hat-trick of own gold?
37:13I don't know.
37:13Did you see?
37:14Thank you, thank you.
37:16James is going to be our little star, yes.
37:18I can tell, I can tell.
37:19He had a very good season.
37:21Very good.
37:21Yeah, he's got four wickets.
37:22Four for twenty, I think.
37:23It's the time, yeah, when the world falls in love,
37:30every song you hear seems to say,
37:37Merry Christmas, may your care.
37:52What's the problem?
38:02I'm just going outside.
38:04Stay here.
38:06What's the problem?
38:07I want you to stay with your family.
38:08What's the problem?
38:09What's the problem?
38:10How many fathers do they all get through your missus here, Herod?
38:18Merry Christmas, may your dear dreams come true.
38:26Did you say that?
38:29Your whole family is so sweet.
38:30Yeah, you had a good day.
38:31Brother, yeah, so much fun.
38:33You're done.
38:34I love your dad.
38:34I love your dad.
38:51You seem nice.
38:54You think so?
38:56Very.
38:57What's not you like?
38:59Polite.
39:00Unhandsome.
39:03Is it serious?
39:06Why does everyone keep asking me that?
39:13Catherine?
39:18Is it serious?
39:22Quite.
39:24If that's okay with you.
39:27Of course.
39:35Why wouldn't it be?
39:37Because you've always had your sights on someone else for me.
39:42Come on.
39:43You've always loved the idea of me and William together.
39:47I was all set to go to Edinburgh University straight after school with all my friends.
39:52Then you suggested I change it to St. Andrews after a gap year with none of my friends.
39:59That was no coincidence.
40:01Yes, it was.
40:04Was it a coincidence you encouraged me to sign up to the art course in Florence where William
40:09was expected to go?
40:10And then to the expedition in Chile as well, where he went.
40:14They thought you'd thank me.
40:17You said you liked him.
40:19Yes, well then I grew up.
40:21Once you had the idea fixed in your head, you never stopped.
40:24Yes, but not for any sinister reason.
40:27Really?
40:28Do you know what I think?
40:30I think you're special.
40:36I also happen to think that poor boy needs a nice, normal girl.
40:41You don't know him.
40:43Well, I mean, what if William isn't right for me?
40:45What about what I want?
40:47If what you really want is Finchie, then that's fine.
40:52I just don't want you to be seeing Finchie because you're making a point to me.
41:02Come on.
41:08Especially since I've heard on the grapevine that William is miserable.
41:19and wants to leave university.
41:34All right?
41:36Hey.
41:46Thanks.
41:53You're not really going to do it.
41:55What?
41:57Leave uni.
41:59Haven't decided.
42:05Stop muscling in on my territory.
42:09I know my job to be the fuck-up in this family.
42:12Don't you start too?
42:15Go back to St Andrews.
42:17If not for your sake, then for mine.
42:19I need a...
42:21purpose in life.
42:23To screw up and make you look...
42:26good.
42:38What's going on with you and Pa?
42:40He found out about the weed.
42:42Didn't he?
42:44Went ballistic.
42:45Said I could have got myself expelled.
42:48Now he wants me to go to a treatment center to spend the day with some addicts.
42:53What?
42:55Bit of an overreaction, I said.
42:57Remorse and responsibility, he said.
43:01Thanks.
43:02It'd be in my case.
43:04Because it'll be in all the papers...
43:07and make me look like a lost cause again.
43:12And people will say poor boy ever since his mother died.
43:22but I guess it's all working out perfectly
43:26because there's no need
43:26for a number two in this family
43:30except as entertainment
43:34I can't be normal or a success
43:36can I and eclipse you in any way
43:38I'd make a mockery of the whole show
43:45so it's Willie Goldstar, Harry Black Sheep
43:48Willie Saint, Harry Sinner
43:50Willie Solid, Harry Lost
43:57a fucking treatment centre
44:06can you imagine how people would freak out
44:08if you were the one who was going to a treatment centre
44:12it would be like the temple was falling down
44:17with me it's just what people want
44:21fucking up
44:23oh that's Harry Wells' job
44:59I don't know
45:01I don't know
45:02I don't know
45:14that's what people need
45:14but I don't know
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