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00:33All right.
01:02I don't know the right words.
01:06Ought to be a sept in here.
01:14You were through night.
01:18You never beat me when I didn't deserve it.
01:21Fuck.
01:23Except that time of maiden, fool.
01:28It was the inn boy who ate the widow woman's pie.
01:32Not me.
01:34I told you.
01:36What, you?
01:44It doesn't matter now.
02:02I'd leave your sword, but it would only rust in the ground.
02:12I wish you didn't die, sir.
02:20I'll take good care of the horses.
02:37Eat like a king if I sold you three.
02:42For a year or two.
02:45Then what?
02:51That road ends in outlawry or beggary.
03:03We could go to a city.
03:09King's Landing?
03:10Lannisport?
03:25Could join the city, watch.
03:32Stop raping, sir.
03:45It fits my grip as well as it ever fit his.
03:52And there is a tourney at Ashford Meadow.
04:11Oh.
04:13Oh, God.
04:58ORCHESTRA PLAYS
05:27Hello there. Are you the stable boy?
05:34I want the palfrey rubbed down.
05:36I know it's for all three.
05:39Can you tend to them?
05:40I could. I want it.
05:42None of that. See to the horses.
05:44You'll get a copper if you do well
05:45and a clout in the ear if not.
05:58Sit what you like.
06:11There's good lamb, roasted with a crust of herbs
06:14and some ducks my son shot down.
06:16Which shall you have?
06:18Both.
06:33How much farther to Ashford?
06:36Day's ride.
06:39Is my boy seeing to your horses or has he run off again?
06:43No, he's there.
06:44Half the town's gone down the tourney.
06:46Mine would too if I allowed it.
06:48Swear I couldn't tell you why.
06:50Nights are built the same as other men.
06:53And I never knew a joust to change the price of X.
06:58Bound for the tourney yourself.
07:00I dreamed of you.
07:08Take the fuck away from me.
07:11Yeah.
07:13My lord?
07:38Never you mind that one, sir.
07:40I'll see about your food.
07:41I'll see you.
07:57Oi!
07:58My lord.
07:59You thief.
08:00I did not mean to offend you.
08:02Take that armour off you.
08:04Now.
08:05I'll be glad Thunder didn't kick you in that fool head of yours.
08:08He's a war horse, not a boy's pony.
08:10I could ride him as well as you.
08:13Close your insolent mouth.
08:16I'm a knight, I'll have you know.
08:18You don't look to be a knight.
08:21What, all knights look the same, do they?
08:23No.
08:24But they don't look like you either.
08:27Your belt's made of rope.
08:29So long as it holds my scabbard, it serves.
08:32Are you going to the tourney then?
08:34Do you mean to enter the lists?
08:36Yeah, I suppose I do.
08:38Take me with you, sir.
08:40Please.
08:41And what might your mother say to that?
08:43Not much.
08:44She's dead.
08:46Is the innkeeper not your...
08:50Are you an orphan boy?
08:52Are you?
08:54I was.
08:55Once.
08:57To my sir, he took me in.
09:00Taught me arms and riding and...
09:03He taught me everything, really.
09:07Best he could.
09:09If you could bring me to Ashford.
09:11I could squire for you, sir.
09:13And you can teach me.
09:15Best you can.
09:16No, I've no need for a squire, lad.
09:18Every knight needs a squire.
09:20You look like you need one more than most.
09:25And you look like you need a good clout in the air.
09:28Fill me a sack of oats.
09:30I'm off for Ashford.
09:31Alone.
09:38Look, lad.
09:39I promise you.
09:41You're better off not squiring for the likes of me.
09:52For your help.
09:57Sulk all you wish.
09:58I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
10:09I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm done.
10:15I whoops.
10:17I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm done.
10:28I know you'll get it.
10:31But I'll make it.
10:32Let's go.
11:02Let's go.
11:32Let's go.
11:46Let's go.
11:56Let's go.
12:07Oh, what do you want, man?
12:10Got you again.
12:11I, uh, came for the tourney.
12:15An old tourney is a contest for knights.
12:18You a knight?
12:19Oi!
12:25A knight with a name, perhaps?
12:27Uh, Dunk.
12:31Sir Dunk.
12:33I was squire to Sir Ireland of Pennytree since I was a boy.
12:38He knighted me before he passed with his own sword.
12:45That's his penny there in the hilt.
12:50Oh, a sword it is for a certainty.
12:53But I've never heard of this Ireland of Pennytree.
12:56You were his squire, you say?
12:57He always meant for me to be a knight one day.
13:01As he was.
13:03Am I to be a knight one day, sir?
13:05As you are.
13:12When he was dying, he called for his longsword and bade me kneel.
13:17Charged me to be a good knight.
13:20To defend the weak and the innocent.
13:23Serve the realm with all my might.
13:25And I swore that I would.
13:32Any knight can make a knight, it's true.
13:35Were there witnesses to your dubbing?
13:38Only a robin in the thorn tree.
13:44This is Ashford Town, lad.
13:47Know what comes to men here who pretend at sacred oaths?
13:51I'm not...
13:52We hang you, naked, by your hands and your feet.
13:56Lower you down, arsehole first, onto a sharpened point.
13:59And fuck you dry.
14:02Call it the Ashford Chair.
14:03So I ask you again.
14:05Were there witnesses to your dubbing besides our fucking songbird?
14:09Well, the...
14:12See, it was raining.
14:15I'm bullshitting you.
14:21Ashford Chair.
14:24You take a boot to the head?
14:25This is the Reach, not the Riverlands.
14:27Ashford Chair.
14:28Think we're fending off some scourge of cottagers
14:30scuttling about into internees?
14:35You'd need coin,
14:38armour,
14:39horses,
14:39men,
14:40training.
14:41God's be good.
14:43Imagine the poor farmer charging down Lionel Baratheon in the lists.
14:46That would be you.
14:47A different sort of entertainment.
14:50Well,
14:51I'm no farmer.
14:52Yet you've come dressed as one.
14:57Look, man.
14:58My Lord Ashford
15:00fancies himself of great import.
15:02But gods know why.
15:03Well,
15:03that means I'm to ward off every landed knight
15:06and sell sword vying to challenge.
15:08You understand?
15:09There are princes about.
15:12No, of course.
15:21You're late, Master.
15:25You'll be known to the true knights you're assembled.
15:28There was a pavilion
15:30flying the banner of House Dondarrion.
15:33Aye,
15:33Sir Manfred of that house.
15:35Sir Ireland served his lord father in Dorne a few years past.
15:37Sir Manfred will remember us.
15:39By scent alone, no doubt.
15:42If you'll speak to your good honour,
15:43bring him here with you before the tourney begins on the morrow.
15:46Leave your escorts behind.
15:48As you say.
15:49Aye.
15:52You are aware that those vanquished in tourney
15:55forfeit their arms, armour and horse to the victors
15:58and must ransom them back?
15:59Aye.
16:00And you have coin to pay such ransom?
16:02Oh, gods, no.
16:04I mean,
16:06I won't have need of coin.
16:13Seven.
16:14Fuck.
16:35Mind those two.
16:36Good girl.
16:42My pardon, sirs.
16:43I need speak with Sir Manfred.
16:45Good.
16:46He's napping, sir.
16:48Waking for a stag.
16:50Oh, yeah.
16:52I don't have a stag.
16:54What kind of knight don't got a stag?
16:56It's a hedge knight, ain't it?
16:58What?
16:58It's like a knight, but sadder.
17:01No, I'm not sad.
17:02He's got to sleep in the hedges,
17:03because no lord will have it.
17:05Aw.
17:06That is sad.
17:08And Sir Manfred's fucked its wife, too.
17:10No, I don't have a wife.
17:12Oh.
17:13Because we're used to husbands coming round.
17:15Likes fucking wives, that one.
17:17Near as much as he likes fucking us.
17:18Told me he's on a mission to turn the whole world red.
17:21Well, we're already red.
17:23So we are.
17:27Well, when do you expect Sir Manfred to wake, then?
17:32It might want to try back at Evenfall.
17:34Evenfall.
17:39Goodbye.
17:39Yeah.
17:42Earth.
17:48Why'd you just say that, huh?
17:52I'm not sad.
17:56I'm not sad.
17:57Certainly not rising to the level of a calmness sad.
18:01Besides, Sir Alan always said that a hedge knight was the truest kind of knight.
18:08When we win our first tilt, we'll have the loser's armor and horse or his gold.
18:14Won't be sad then.
18:22No.
18:24I said that if we did win.
18:26Look, it's not a crime against the king to enjoy a nice heart for a trice.
18:32Do not muck about with me, Raymond.
18:35You're the good-for-nothing useless rat.
18:49Do you go up and that you blew out a cunt?
18:54That's a long sword you wear.
18:58Er, yes.
18:59It is mine by right.
19:00That's an odd thing to say.
19:05I'm Sir Stefan Fossaway.
19:07Come try me.
19:09As you see, me cousin here is not ripe yet.
19:12Do it, sir.
19:13I may not be ripe, but my cousin's rotten to the core.
19:16Knock my seeds out of him.
19:17Quiet.
19:21I thank you, but I have matters to attend.
19:24What matters is the hedge, I have no doubt.
19:29Fucking size of you, stupid bastard.
19:33Chagran!
19:40Perhaps we should seek quieter accommodations.
19:53Maybe.
20:02I've encontrar.
20:03Should I have no problem with any other говорю sinning?
20:05Yes?!
20:06Yes?
20:06Yes?
20:08Yes?
20:09Yes.
20:10Yes, yes?
20:11Yes?
20:11Yes, yes?
20:12Sure.
20:12That was a good dad that he was evuhyful, but he did not even know them not to touch their
20:15destiny.
20:15True.
20:17Do not think you should never.
20:31Oh, fuck.
20:50He's napping still.
20:52Still?
20:54On account of his gouty toes.
20:58One of life's absurd little miseries, to be sure.
21:03Makes for restless nights, the poor dear.
21:07Absolutely, it's just...
21:08Well, it is of some urgency that I speak with him,
21:11so I may enter the lists on the morrow.
21:14What's this?
21:16It means the joust.
21:18Awful dangerous, that.
21:20Yes, well, erm...
21:22I'm not troubled with the wealth of options, am I?
21:25And if I mean to take service in a castle...
21:27It must put its body at hazard for the pleasure of strangers.
21:30Ain't that our job?
21:32Shut up!
21:33You're meant to be dead.
21:36Find a safer trade, lad.
21:38You'll be happier for it.
21:40One whore to another.
21:43LAUGHTER
21:46Must you mock me?
21:48I was only asking for a bit of help.
21:51I'll try some Manfred back in the morning.
21:55Sorry, lad.
21:57Aye.
21:57We don't mean to mock you.
21:59We see plenty of green bars every turning.
22:02All with glory in their minds, but never in their hands.
22:07Perhaps I will be different.
22:10Be good to your body, Knight.
22:13Last one you like to have.
22:22A brave hero forces on, leaving all he knows behind.
22:28A father and a friend may seem the world unkind.
22:34Fate has set his lonely path through corridors of chance.
22:38A boy from nothing risks it all.
22:42Ignoring Lux's scars.
22:44Perhaps he's only stupid.
22:47Holding fast his mirror shield.
22:49Great honour his ambition.
22:52Must keep a truth concealed.
22:55For if his humble shape is bared, a foul and fiery demise.
22:59Should the dragon discover none but a man in great disguise.
23:39Half-man!
23:40Half-man!
23:41Half-man!
23:43Do I look like a half-man to you?
23:45Aye!
23:46Half-man, half-giant!
23:48Look, I'm sorry.
23:49I should not have urged you to try my cousin.
23:51He could have broken your hand or a knee if he could.
23:55He likes to batter men in the yard.
23:57You know, in case he needs some in the lists.
24:00He did not break you.
24:03I'm his blood.
24:04Though he is the senior branch of the apple tree.
24:07Which he never ceases to remind me.
24:10Will you and your cousin write an attorney?
24:13He will.
24:14I would that I could, but...
24:15I'm only a squire.
24:21Fight well for a squire.
24:24You have the look of a challenger.
24:26Whose shield do you mean to strike?
24:30Makes no difference.
24:32That's what you're supposed to say.
24:38What makes all the difference in the world?
24:44You hungry?
24:46Always.
24:58I have no one!
25:00What is the treasure?
25:06Come on!
25:09Do you want to cry today?
25:13Do you want to cry?
25:15Do you want to cry?
25:18Do you like it?
25:21Do you want to cry?
25:24I don't know my car.
25:27What?
25:28You want to cry?
25:28Profound thoughts, if anyone would care to listen.
25:35Four thousand years ago, our ancestors gathered in that big field outside to blood each other with sticks.
25:46And have a little bit of gay fun.
25:48And they say it was this country's first ever joust.
25:52Well, I say.
26:09Men could not have devised such a joy.
26:15So who was it?
26:20Huh?
26:22Who was it?
26:34Fuck it.
26:35A hundred gold to the man, beast, or god who sticks me best.
26:39Hurry your bags so we can dance.
26:42Hurry your bags.
26:46Go, go, go.
26:55Go, go.
26:58Go, go.
27:00Go, go.
27:03Come, go, go.
27:07Go, go, go.
27:44You haven't been punched in the face before?
27:50I beg your pardon, Sir Lion?
27:51Big men get punched more than little men, did you know that?
27:57No, but I believe it.
28:02Is that why you slouch?
28:04So you don't get punched?
28:06I don't slouch.
28:08Oh, you've been cowering all evening like a maiden on a wedding night.
28:14I meant no disrespect, Sir, honestly.
28:18Where I grew up, you learned to go on notice as odd.
28:22Seven above gave you tallness, so be tall.
28:27Or I will name you a heretic and burn you.
28:31Drown you.
28:32Drop your foot off.
28:35Tall pl- I don't know.
28:36What do they do to heretics?
28:38Burn them, my lord.
28:40Fine.
28:42What have you brought me?
28:49Sir, I'm begging your pardons.
28:52I didn't realize...
28:54You wish to carry my favor some.
28:58Yet you come with an empty hand.
29:04Lord Khafrin.
29:06A smug cunt in red.
29:08He is scarce to pay his rents.
29:11His people starve each winter.
29:13Yet even he shinied up this...
29:17Bauble from his family's cellars.
29:19For he understands that all men, in their way, wish only for your help.
29:24Or your head.
29:28You've come for my head, then.
29:31What?
29:32What?
29:33No.
29:34No.
29:36Then why the fuck are you in my tent?
29:44So- It's all supper.
30:02I think she makes sense.
30:04Sobri.
30:05What is your name, man?
30:08Don.
30:09Sir Donk.
30:10That's ridiculous.
30:16Do you like dancing?
30:17Doesn't everyone?
30:19Let's go.
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