00:06You
00:43Let's go.
01:26Come on!
01:28Come on!
01:31Move!
01:32You're stubborn as old iron.
01:34He's twice the size of your last rider and the field could be just like it's the worst,
01:38so you'd best get your feet under you.
01:42My father told me you should never talk to a horse.
01:45He said they're dumber than dogs and only understand the crop.
01:54But I don't think that's true.
01:56I think a horse doesn't want to be ordered about any more than a man does.
02:04Sir Duncan only has us.
02:06And if he loses, he won't even have that.
02:10I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:13Somehow.
02:15But then it's up to you.
02:43I can't get the weapon in his hand.
02:46I can't get the weapon in his hand.
02:50Not bad.
03:01Sir Duncan, take it!
03:04Sir Duncan!
03:12Take it quick, Sir Duncan!
03:14Sir Duncan!
03:16Woo-hoo!
03:18Come on!
03:20Woo-hoo!
03:24Good boy.
03:25Good boy, Thunder.
03:27Good boy.
03:29You steal that horse!
03:44Tell the truth.
03:46We'll be fair.
03:47It's not stealing if you mean to put it back.
04:06What's wrong with your hair?
04:08What's wrong with your eye?
04:24You're Sir Robin Risley.
04:27You're the maddest knight in the Seven Kingdoms.
04:29We are a vessel for the warrior.
04:32When it is madness bid, it is madness delivered.
04:37You're small for a squire.
04:39I serve Sir Duncan the Tall.
04:42He's large enough for the both of us.
04:45We've not heard of him.
04:47You will.
04:48You will.
05:04Where have you been?
05:06Training.
05:10Don't wander off without telling me.
05:16What are you doing, sir?
05:19Sewing a patch.
05:20Is that not my job?
05:22You know how?
05:27Then quit jawing and get the brushes.
05:29Thunder looks like he's been dragged through a hedge.
05:32What about breakfast?
05:33There's salt beef after you're done.
05:36I'd sooner eat the horse, sir.
05:38You'll eat my fist if you don't do as you're told.
05:50Never mind that.
05:52Yeah.
05:53Yeah, just like that.
05:54Keep it as close to the edge as possible.
05:58And that's your whip stitch.
06:00How do you get it so even?
06:03Just, like, just practice.
06:05Just try again.
06:10There.
06:11Yes!
06:15Sir?
06:16Mm-hmm?
06:17Is it odd that I have black hair growing out of my stones?
06:20It's odd that you're telling me.
06:28It's odd that I have black hair growing out of my stones.
06:30It's odd that I have black hair growing out of my stones.
06:51Smash the bastard with his giant feigning host of Dornish spearmen.
06:58Fetch my armor.
07:00Now?
07:03Aye, now.
07:05Why?
07:08Because I mean to enter the lists.
07:10You don't have your shield?
07:15Well, yeah, we'll gather it along the way.
07:18Mm-hmm.
07:18Also, the right of first challenge goes to knights of high birth and renown.
07:23Are you a knight of high birth and renown, sir?
07:25Wait.
07:26So I cannot enter the lists today?
07:29Not today, sir.
07:30No.
07:31Only knights of high birth and renown.
07:36And why have I been vomiting all morning?
07:38It's a mystery.
07:46No, no.
07:47No, no, no, no.
07:48Um, uh, goose eggs.
07:51Just, just the eggs.
07:52No, no, no.
07:54Uh, um, goose eggs.
07:58For my sake...
07:59Just...
08:00Just...
08:07Do you like goose eggs?
08:09Your shield will be ready this evening, sir.
08:28Shut up.
08:30Shut up.
08:32Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:04Oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:32Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:35Do you want some hard-soled beef?
09:41Oh, I make it.
09:42I can't eat hard-soled beef.
09:44I just eat lovely food and grapes and all the...
09:49Can't even drink a pint of ale.
09:51Yeah, because it's disgusting.
09:53It's not disgusting.
09:54Yes, it is disgusting.
09:56It's not disgusting.
09:56It's disgusting.
09:57Well, then, I won't buy you a little.
09:58Good.
10:03I think I could be quite happy in a place like this.
10:08You're in a place like this?
10:10I meant for a while.
10:12Ah, yeah.
10:14After I lead a great campaign for my lord, of course.
10:17Of course.
10:19I return a war hero.
10:21And he gives me a parcel of land for my very own.
10:24And the hand of his second most beautiful daughter.
10:28Second most?
10:30Well, you've already married the first most.
10:33Haven't you not, sir?
10:38I'd keep horses, plant oats and peas.
10:41Raise cows.
10:42And lambs, perhaps.
10:44Fuck your lambs.
10:46Did you really ride all the way here in the back of some farmer's wagon?
10:50I don't want to talk about it.
10:59I'll say this for you.
11:03You're a good worker when you put your mind to it.
11:05I think so.
11:08Mm-hmm.
11:12Does that mean I can stay in as your squire?
11:15After the tournament?
11:23If I lose my first joust, I'll scarcely be a knight after the tournament.
11:31But if you win?
11:41If I win...
12:01Is there an issue with my entry?
12:04Oh, no, no.
12:05I only wanted to show you a new fishing spot I'm keen on.
12:12Er...
12:13Sir Duncan, I believe we are both men of honour.
12:18So I hope you understand that what I ask serves no private interest.
12:24I'd just surprise you to learn that my Lord Ashford has richly overspent on his daughter's pageant.
12:30They might not.
12:32Well, with winter not so long past and many of our flocks collapsed,
12:37hard times lay ahead.
12:39Unless we endeavour to reverse our fortunes.
12:46I...
12:46I don't have any money.
12:48I...
12:49I...
12:51I...
12:51Shocking, that may be.
12:54I mean not to rob you, but to reward you.
13:00Reward me?
13:01Aye.
13:02What do you know of Lord Ashford's youngest, Sir Andrew?
13:05Sir Andrew?
13:16He's a deaf lans.
13:18Indeed.
13:18Indeed.
13:19But were a challenger to come forth.
13:24And an horse, Sir Andrew, against our lords.
13:27The lucky few who backed such an unlikely winner would find their pockets full.
13:37Now, now, rest assured, rest assured, I mean no disrespect.
13:41I ask only what you already intend.
13:44Drive your fall from his saddle and take your place on Champion's Row.
13:49I do not want a victory that I have not earned.
13:54Have you not earned it?
13:59Let Sir Andrew take the fall, and you shall have his horse, arms and armour as recompense for your role.
14:05A tidy sun for a young edge knight who presently calls an aldertree home.
14:11It's an elm.
14:15Elm.
14:20I beg you, think on it.
14:22I shall seek your answer on the morrow.
14:26Perhaps the rains will hold till then.
14:30Mind your pride, if you're Duncan.
14:59I shall see you, Duncan.
15:02Elm.
15:02Aerie card, grandson, King Theron of the Good, and Prince of House Cargarion.
15:08Prince Arian Bright Flame.
15:13Yeah!
15:14Yeah!
15:14Yeah!
15:28Yeah!
15:29Yeah!
15:42Cousin?
15:52Not to worry. I won't embarrass you today.
15:59Come out, come out, little knight.
16:02It's time you face the dragon.
16:47Kill him! Kill him!
16:50Kill him!
16:52Kill him!
16:53Kill him!
16:58Kill him!
17:00Kill him!
17:12He's too low.
17:13Oh, my God.
17:43Jesus Christ!
18:22I want to leave.
18:23Aye.
18:31That was a terrible sight.
18:34But a squire must be strong.
18:36A mishap may befall me,
18:38and I'll need you to keep your wits if it does.
18:41That was no mishap.
18:49The jousting is done for the day, I think.
18:53Come, lass.
18:56Oh, Alice was a special lass
19:00For the rest of summer
19:02Lost a digit-ending flock
19:04Now feeling awfully clump
19:06Oh, Alice with three fingers
19:08A copper in a glass
19:10Had two fingers less than most
19:12You'll shut the lock your heart
19:14Oh, Alice with three fingers
19:16Oh, fairly down alone
19:18I tried to buy a pinky
19:20But I copped the whole of my
19:22Oh, Alice with three fingers
19:24Never had a lot
19:25She gave me all she had to give
19:28To more than what we saw
19:29Oh, more than what I saw
19:31Oh!
19:31Oh!
19:37Do you suppose there wasn't Alice, sir?
19:41The crippled girl who shoved her hand up men's arses
19:44I think there probably was
19:47Of course there probably was
19:49Do you think her name was really Alice?
19:54No
19:55I just think Alice is a nice name to ride us on to
19:59That means there was a cripple girl
20:01Who was so good at pleasuring men in their bums
20:03That they saw fit to celebrate her in song
20:05And yet they could not bother credit her true name
20:08If there's a lesson in that
20:10It's for wiser men than me to say
20:12Perhaps it is a story of honour
20:16Honour?
20:18A misfortune girl making the best of her natural gifts
20:22One might wish for more
20:24But is this not the act of a dogged spirit
20:26Giving more than what is asked?
20:28The whole arm bone, as it were
20:31Perhaps her name does not matter then
20:33It's...
20:34It's her story that abides
20:36Her name is Hope, sir
20:38Belongs to all who invoke it
20:55Did you ever know your father, Egg?
20:59Uh...
21:00No, not really
21:02Most like I saw mine hanged
21:06There was a pot shop in Flea Bottom
21:09We used to sell them rats and cats and pigeons for brown
21:13Cook there always said my father was some thief
21:17If he was as big as me
21:18He wouldn't have met a very good one
21:33Say your fortune?
21:35Oh, yeah, go on then
21:36You shall not create success and be richer than a Lannister
21:40Thank you
21:41Do the boy now
21:46You shall be king
21:49And die in hot fire and worms shall feed upon your ashes
21:54And all who know you shall rejoice in your dying
21:58What?
22:03Thank you, that's very good
22:06Thank you, that's very good
22:07Why would she say that?
22:08Why would she say what?
22:10Why would she say what?
22:15Come on
22:15So Duncan
22:17I saw you earlier with this boy
22:19Uh, yeah, uh, this boy is my squire
22:22Egg, this is, um, Raymond Fosseway
22:25Good day
22:29Will you join me in my tent for a cup of cider?
22:31I can wait at the puppet show, sir
22:33And bring your shield when the performance is over
22:39We make it ourselves
22:43Very well
22:50Have you chosen an opponent yet?
22:53Oh, uh, I'm not sure
22:58Who does your cousin mean to challenge?
23:01If anyone's wounded on the morrow
23:03I'm sure Stefan will be quick to knock on his shield
23:07He's about as chivalrous as a starved weasel
23:17I suppose Sir Andrew and I are quite equally matched
23:20A local favourite
23:21You mean to play the villain?
23:23Hm
23:25I heard Arian were in spitting rage at Lord Ashford
23:27For giving away his horse
23:29Little comfort that will be to Sir Humphrey
23:31Looked as if he was going to carry the day
23:33Now his legs shattered like a baking dish
23:34My squire thinks Arian meant to kill the horse
23:40It's just hard to accept that a knight might be so dishonourable
23:44Let alone a prince
23:46Why is that hard?
23:50No, I...
23:51They're incestuous aliens, Duncan
23:54Blood magickers and tyrants who've burned our lands
23:57Enslaved our people
23:59Dragged us into their walls about a mote of respect for our history or our customs
24:02Every pale-haired brat they saddled on us has been madder than the last
24:05Gods know how
24:07The only honourable thing a Targaryen can do for this realm is finish on his wife's tits
24:13So aye, I think he meant to kill the fucking horse
24:23I can't be carried away there
24:26I heard that part about the tits from Stefan
24:32Old
24:40Uhhh...
24:43Excuse me.
25:38There he is.
25:39There he is.
25:41I saw Prince Maker's chair was empty.
25:44He left Ashford this morning to search for the rest of his misbegats.
25:48Misbegats?
25:48Which are those?
25:50He's there.
25:51Darren.
25:51And the youngest.
25:53They departed somewhere altogether a few days ago, but never reached Ashford.
25:58There's rumours going about the boys are dead.
26:00But most like Darren, he's probably just drunk again.
26:06Little wonder Maker's been walking around like someone pissed in his swan pie.
26:10He's probably just worried about his sons.
26:12Seven know why.
26:14Darren's a sot.
26:16Arian's just vain and cruel.
26:19The third's so useless, they were going to ship him off to a citadel to make a maester of him.
26:22From the youngest.
26:23No!
26:23You have to come.
26:25Arian's hurting her.
26:26Horting who?
26:28Horting who?
26:32Horting who?
26:45Horting
26:49Horting who?!
26:53Hold on!
26:54Hold on!
26:56Hold on!
27:16Why did you throw your life away for this hole?
27:21She's scarcely worth it.
27:25It's a traitor.
27:27The Dragonorn never lose.
27:34Nothing more to say.
27:44You've loosened one of my teeth.
27:49So we'll start by breaking out all of yours.
27:51Go!
28:05Don't hurt him!
28:06You stupid boy!
28:08Hold your tongue or they'll hurt you!
28:10No, they won't.
28:11If they do, they'll ask it to my father.
28:13Let go of him.
28:15Wait.
28:15Your call.
28:16Do as I say.
28:19You impurent little rat.
28:21What's happened to your hair?
28:23I cut it off, brother.
28:25I didn't want to look like you.
28:26Let go of him.
28:33Let go of him.
28:43What goes on with him?
28:45He's the one who's left for, brother.
28:45Oh, he's the one who's left for.
28:45There's no link, he's the one who's left.
28:45It's on the left.
28:46He's the one who's left.
28:47It's on the right.
28:48It's on the left.
28:48It's on the right.
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