00:06You
00:43Let's go.
01:26Come on!
01:28Come on!
01:31Move!
01:32You're stubborn as old iron.
01:34He's twice the size of your last rider and the field could be just like it's the worst,
01:38so you'd best get your feet under you.
01:42My father told me you should never talk to a horse.
01:45He said they're dumber than dogs and only understand the crop.
01:54But I don't think that's true.
01:56I think a horse doesn't want to be ordered about any more than a man does.
02:04Sir Duncan only has us.
02:06And if he loses, he won't even have that.
02:10I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:13Somehow.
02:15But then it's up to you.
02:23I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:25How's that?
02:26How's that?
02:30How's that?
02:37How's that?
02:44How's that?
02:49Not bad.
03:01Sir Duncan, take it.
03:04Sir Duncan!
03:12Take it quick, Sir Duncan.
03:14Sir Duncan!
03:17Come on!
03:24Good boy.
03:25Good boy, Thunder.
03:27Good boy.
03:29You steal that horse.
03:44Tell the truth.
03:46We'll be fair.
03:47It's not stealing if you mean to put it back.
03:53Oh, dear.
04:06What's wrong with your hair?
04:08What's wrong with your eye?
04:24You're Sir Robin Risely.
04:27You're the maddest knight in the Seven Kingdoms.
04:29We are a vessel for the warrior.
04:32When it is madness bid, it is madness delivered.
04:37You're small for a squire.
04:39I serve Sir Duncan the Tall.
04:42He's large enough for the both of us.
04:45We've not heard of him.
04:47We've not heard of him.
04:48You will.
05:04Where have you been?
05:07training.
05:08Training.
05:08Training.
05:10Don't wander off without telling me.
05:16What are you doing, sir?
05:19Sewing a patch.
05:20Is that not my job?
05:22You know how?
05:27Then quit jawing and get the brushes.
05:29Thunder looks like he's been dragged through a hedge.
05:32What about breakfast?
05:33There's salt beef after you're done.
05:36I'd sooner eat the horse, sir.
05:38You'll eat my fist if you don't do as you're told.
05:50Never mind that.
05:52Yeah.
05:53Yeah, just like that.
05:55Keep it as close to the edge as possible.
05:58And that's your whip stitch.
06:00How do you get it so even?
06:03Just, like, just practice.
06:05Just try again.
06:10There.
06:11Yes!
06:15Sir?
06:16Mm-hmm?
06:17Is it odd that I have black hair growing out of my stones?
06:20It's odd that you're telling me.
06:25Prince Baelor was the firstborn.
06:27Prince Mekos sprang out last.
06:29Damon was the bastard.
06:31So they kicked his bastard.
06:33Grass is green in summer.
06:34Green grass I adore.
06:36But grass is red all over.
06:38Winnie kill a rebel.
06:40Horses die in battle.
06:41This battle was the front.
06:44Black guy's not a true born.
06:45He came from the wrong country.
06:47Was in peril.
06:48The anvil was a rock.
06:50The hammer smashed the bastard with his giant feigning host of Dornish spearmen.
06:58Fetch my armor.
07:00Now?
07:03Aye, now.
07:05Why?
07:08Because I mean to enter the lists.
07:10You don't have your shield?
07:15Well, yeah, we'll gather it along the way.
07:18Mm-hmm.
07:19Also, the right of first challenge goes to Knights of Highbirth and Renown.
07:23Are you a Knight of Highbirth and Renown, sir?
07:25Wait.
07:26So I cannot enter the lists today?
07:29Not today, sir.
07:30No.
07:31Only Knights of Highbirth and Renown.
07:36And why have I been vomiting all morning?
07:38It's a mystery.
07:46No, no, no, no, no.
07:49Goose eggs.
07:51Just, just the eggs.
07:53No, no, no.
07:56Goose eggs like.
08:06Do you like booze eggs?
08:09Your shield will be ready this evening, sir.
08:29Shut up.
08:35Shut up.
09:13What's going on?
09:16What's going on?
09:30What's going on?
09:51What's going on?
09:54What's going on?
09:57What's going on?
09:58What's going on?
10:00What's going on?
10:16What's going on?
10:25What's going on?
10:44What's going on?
10:53What's going on?
10:54What's going on?
11:03What's going on?
11:10What's going on?
11:16What's going on?
11:17What's going on?
11:17What's going on?
11:31What's going on?
11:32What's going on?
11:32What's going on?
11:49What's going on?
11:51What's going on?
12:05What's going on?
12:07What's going on?
12:14What's going on?
12:30What's going on?
12:31What's going on?
12:46What's going on?
13:02What's going on?
13:04What's going on?
13:04What's going on?
13:07What's going on?
13:09What's going on?
13:13What's going on?
13:14What's going on?
13:16He's a deaf lance.
13:18Indeed.
13:18Indeed.
13:20But, were a...
13:21Challenger to come forth?
13:24And an horse around draw against our lords?
13:27The lucky few, who backed such an unlikely winner,
13:30would find their pockets full.
13:37now now rest assured rest assured i mean no disrespect i ask only what you already intend
13:44drive your fall from his saddle and take your place on champion's row
13:49i do not want a victory that i have not earned have you not earned it
13:59let sir andrew take the fall and you shall have his horse arms and armor as recompense for your role
14:05a tidy sum for a young edge knight who presently calls an aldertree home
14:11it's an elm
14:15elm
14:20i beg you think on it i shall seek your answer on the morrow
14:26perhaps the reins will hold till then
14:30mind your pride if you don't can
14:41you
14:43you
14:51you
15:00Son of Mirka, grandson of King Deren the Good, and Prince of Alscar Garion, Prince Arian Brightflame!
15:42Cousin?
15:46Cousin?
15:52Not to worry, I won't embarrass you today.
15:59Come out, come out little knight.
16:02It's time you face the dragon.
16:07Let's go!
16:47Kill him!
16:49Kill him!
16:50Kill him!
16:51Kill him!
16:53Kill him!
17:00Kill him!
17:03Kill him!
17:06Kill him!
17:11Kill him!
17:13He's too low!
17:14Kill him!
17:21Oh!
17:23Oh!
17:25Oh!
17:28Oh!
17:32Oh!
17:34Oh!
17:34Oh!
17:35Oh!
17:37Oh!
17:38Jake!
17:40Oh!
17:43Jesus Christ!
17:45Him!
17:59Show her!
18:02Two of you!
18:05Oh!
18:08Oh!
18:10Oh!
18:10Oh!
18:11Oh!
18:22I want to leave.
18:23Aye.
18:31But that was a terrible sight.
18:34But a squire must be strong.
18:36A mishap may befall me.
18:38And I'll need you to keep your wits if it does.
18:41That was no mishap.
18:49The jousting is done for the day, I think.
18:53Come, lad.
18:56Oh, Alice was a special lass
19:00For the rest of summer
19:02Lost a digit ending flock
19:04Now feeling awfully clump
19:06Oh, Alice with three fingers
19:08A copper in a glass
19:10Had two fingers less than one
19:12She'll shove them up your ass
19:14Oh, Alice with three fingers
19:24Never had a lot
19:25She gave me all she had to give
19:28To more than what was soft
19:29Oh, more than what I want
19:31Oh!
19:37Do you suppose there wasn't Alice, sir?
19:41The crippled girl who shoved her hand up men's arses
19:44I think there probably was
19:47Of course there probably was
19:49Do you think her name was really Alice?
19:55No
19:55I just think Alice is a nice name to write us on to
19:59That means there was a cripple girl
20:01Who was so good at pleasure in men and their bums
20:03That they saw fit to celebrate her in song
20:05And yet they could not bother credit her true name
20:08If there's a lesson in that
20:10It's for wiser men than me to say
20:13Perhaps it is a story of honour
20:16Honour?
20:18A misfortune girl making the best of her natural gifts
20:22One might wish for more
20:24But is this not the act of a dogged spirit
20:26Giving more than what is asked
20:28The whole arm bone, as it were
20:31Perhaps her name does not matter then
20:33It's her story that abides
20:36Her name is Hope, sir
20:38Belongs to all who invoke it
20:55Did you ever know your father, Egg?
21:00No, not really
21:02Most like I saw mine hanged
21:06There was a pot shop in Flea Bottom
21:09I used to sell them rats and cats and pigeons for brown
21:13Cook there always said my father was some thief
21:17If he was as big as me
21:18He wouldn't have met a very good one
21:33Say your fortune
21:35Oh, yeah, go on then
21:36You shall not create success and be richer than a Lannister
21:40Thank you
21:41Do the boy now
21:46You shall be king
21:49And die in hot fire and worms shall feed upon your ashes
21:54And all who know you shall rejoice in your dying
21:58What?
22:03Thank you, that's very good
22:07Why would she say that?
22:09Why would she say what?
22:10Come on
22:15So Duncan
22:17I saw you earlier with this boy
22:19Yeah, this boy is my squire
22:22Egg, this is Raymond Fosseway
22:25Good day
22:29Will you join me in my tent for a cup of cider?
22:31I can wait at the puppet show, sir
22:33And bring your shield when the performance is over
22:39We make it ourselves
22:44Very well
22:51Have you chosen an opponent yet?
22:53Oh, er, I'm not sure
22:58Who does your cousin mean to challenge?
23:01If anyone's wounded on the morrow
23:03I'm sure Stefan will be quick to knock on his shield
23:07He's about his chivalrous as a starved weasel
23:17I suppose Sir Andrew and I are quite equally matched
23:20A local favourite
23:22You mean to play the villain?
23:25I heard Arian were in spitting rage at Lord Ashford
23:27For giving away his horse
23:28Little comfort that will be to Sir Humphrey
23:31It looked as if he was going to carry the day
23:33Now his legs shattered like a baking dish
23:34My squire thinks Arian meant to kill the horse
23:40It's just hard to accept that a knight might be so dishonourable
23:44Let alone a prince
23:46Why is that hard?
23:50No, I...
23:51They're incestuous aliens, Duncan
23:54Blood magickers and tyrants who've burned our lands
23:57Enslaved our people
23:59Dragged us into their walls about a mote of respect for our history or our customs
24:02Every pale-haired brat they saddled on us has been madder than the last
24:05God's no how
24:07The only honourable thing a Targaryen can do for this realm is finish on his wife's tits
24:12So aye, I think he meant to kill the fucking horse
24:23I forgot it carried away there
24:29I heard that part about the tits from Stefan
24:32Third
24:40Eh...
25:00Um...
25:02Yeah!
25:37HE LAUGHS
25:38Erion, his whole smile's in chivalry as long as his father's watching.
25:42I saw Prince Makers chair was empty.
25:44He left Ashford this morning to search for the rest of his misbegats.
25:48Mispygats? Which of those?
25:50He's there. Darren and the youngest.
25:53They departed somewhere altogether a few days ago, but never reached Ashford.
25:58There's rumours going about the boys are dead.
25:59but most like Daeron
26:02he's probably just drunk again
26:06little wonder maker's been walking around
26:08like someone pissed in his swan pie
26:10he's probably just worried about his sons
26:12Seven know why
26:14Daeron's a sort
26:15Arian's just vain and cruel
26:18the third's so useless
26:20they were going to ship him off to a citadel
26:21to make a maester of him
26:22from the youngest
26:23you have to come
26:25Arian's hurting her
26:26hurting who?
26:31Oh!
26:41Oh!
26:45Oh!
26:47Oh!
26:52Oh!
26:54Hold on! Hold on!
27:16Why did you throw your life away for this hole?
27:21She's scarcely worth it.
27:25It's a traitor.
27:28The Dragonorn never lose.
27:34Nothing more to say.
27:44You've loosened one of my teeth.
27:49So we'll start by breaking out all of yours.
27:51Go!
28:06You stupid boy! Hold your tongue or they'll hurt you!
28:10No, they won't. If they do, they'll ask it to my father.
28:13Let go of him. Wait. Your call. Do as I say.
28:19You impurent little rat. What's happened to your hair?
28:23I cut it off, brother. I didn't want to look like you.
28:46I cut it off.
29:20I cut it off.
29:40I cut it off.
29:51I cut it off.
30:06I cut it off.
30:09I cut it off.
30:40I cut it off.
30:41I cut it off.
30:46I cut it off.
30:52I cut it off.
30:52I cut it off.
30:52I cut it off.
30:52I cut it off.
30:53I cut it off.
30:53I cut it off.
30:53I cut it off.
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