00:06You
00:43Let's go.
01:26Come on!
01:28Come on!
01:31Move!
01:32You're stubborn as old iron.
01:34He's twice the size of your last rider and the field could be just like it's the worst,
01:38so you'd best get your feet under you.
01:42My father told me you should never talk to a horse.
01:45He said they're dumber than dogs and only understand the crop.
01:54But I don't think that's true.
01:56I think a horse doesn't want to be ordered about any more than a man does.
02:04Sir Duncan only has us.
02:06And if he loses, he won't even have that.
02:10I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:13Somehow.
02:15But then it's up to you.
02:43I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:46I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:46I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:47You can't use your hand in your hand.
02:48I can get the weapon in my hand.
02:50I can get it!
02:50Oh, that's not bad.
03:00Sir Duncan, take it!
03:04Yes, Duncan!
03:12Take it quick, Sir Duncan!
03:14Yes, Duncan!
03:16Woo!
03:17Come on!
03:18Come on!
03:24Good boy. Good boy, Thunder.
03:27Good boy.
03:29You steal that horse.
03:44Tell the truth. We'll be fair.
03:47It's not stealing if you mean to put it back.
04:06What's wrong with your hair?
04:08What's wrong with your eye?
04:24You're Sir Robin Risely.
04:27You're the madest knight in the Seven Kingdoms.
04:29We are a vessel for the warrior.
04:32When it is madness bid, it is madness delivered.
04:37You're small for a squire.
04:39I serve Sir Duncan the Tall.
04:42He's large enough for the both of us.
04:45We've not heard of him.
04:47You will.
04:48You will.
05:04Where have you been?
05:07Training.
05:10Don't wander off without telling me.
05:16What are you doing, sir?
05:19Sewing a patch.
05:20Is that not my job?
05:22You know how?
05:27Then quit jawing and get the brushes.
05:29Thunder looks like he's been dragged through a hedge.
05:32What about breakfast?
05:33There's salt beef after you're done.
05:36I'd sooner eat the horse, sir.
05:38You'll eat my fist if you don't do as you're told.
05:50Never mind that.
05:52Yeah.
05:53Yeah, just like that.
05:54Keep it as close to the edge as possible.
05:58And that's your whip stitch.
06:00How do you get it so even?
06:04Just like...
06:05Just practice.
06:05Just try again.
06:10There.
06:11Yes!
06:15Sir?
06:16Mm-hmm.
06:17Is it odd that I have black hair growing out of my stones?
06:20It's odd that you're telling me.
06:25Prince Baelor was the firstborn.
06:27Prince Mekos sprang out last.
06:30Daemon was the bastard, so they kicked us bastard.
06:33Grass is green in summer.
06:34Green grass I adore.
06:36But grass is red all over.
06:38When you kill a rebel, horses die in battle.
06:41This battle was the front.
06:43Black guy's not a trueborn.
06:45He came from the wrong country, was in peril.
06:48The anvil was a rock.
06:50The hammer smashed the bastard with his giant feigning host of dawnish spearmen.
06:59Fetch my armour.
07:00Now?
07:03Aye, now.
07:05Why?
07:08Because I mean to enter the lists.
07:10You don't have your shield.
07:15Well, yeah, we'll gather it along the way.
07:18Mm-hmm.
07:19Also, the right of first challenge goes to knights of high birth and renown.
07:22Are you a knight of high birth and renown, sir?
07:25Wait.
07:26So, I cannot enter the lists today?
07:29Not today, sir.
07:30No.
07:31Only knights of high birth and renown.
07:36And why have I been vomiting all morning?
07:38It's a mystery.
07:46No.
07:47No.
07:47No.
07:48No.
07:48Um.
07:49Goose eggs.
07:51Just, just the eggs.
07:52No.
07:53No.
07:54No.
07:54No.
07:54Uh.
07:55Just, um.
07:57Goose eggs.
07:58Like.
08:00Just for...
08:06Do you like goose eggs?
08:09No.
08:09Your shield will be ready this evening, sir.
08:29Shut up.
08:39I am loving my children.
08:42Hmm.
08:57It doesn't matter!
09:03Yeah...
09:08It's gonna be there.
09:09Come on!
09:16Come on!
09:17Come on!
09:19Come on!
09:20Come on!
09:36I want some hard-solving!
09:42I can't eat hard-solving.
09:44I just eat lovely food and grapes.
09:47I can't even drink a pint of ale.
09:51Yeah, because it's disgusting.
09:53It's not disgusting.
09:54Yes, it is disgusting.
09:57Well, then I won't buy you another one.
09:59Good.
10:03I think I could be quite happy in a place like this.
10:07You're in a place like this.
10:10I meant for a while.
10:12Ah, yeah.
10:14After I lead a great campaign for my lord, of course.
10:17Of course.
10:19I return a war hero.
10:21And he gives me a parcel of land for my very own.
10:24And the hand of his second most beautiful daughter.
10:28Second most?
10:30Well, you've already married the first most.
10:33I mean not, sir.
10:37I'd keep horses, plant oats and peas.
10:41And raise cows.
10:42And lambs, perhaps.
10:44Fuck your lambs.
10:46Did you really ride all the way here in the back of some farmer's wagon?
10:50I don't want to talk about it.
10:59I'll say this for you.
11:03You're a good worker when you put your mind to it.
11:05I think so.
11:07Mm-hmm.
11:12Does that mean I can stay in as your squire?
11:15After the tournament?
11:23If I lose my first joust, I'll scarcely be a knight after the tournament.
11:31But if you win?
11:41If I win...
11:49Mr Duncan!
11:51A word, if you please!
12:01Is there an issue with my entry?
12:03Hm?
12:04Oh, no, no.
12:05I, uh...
12:06I only wanted to show you a new fishing spot I'm keen on.
12:12Er...
12:13Mr Duncan, I believe...
12:15We are both men of honour.
12:18So, I hope you understand that what I ask...
12:21Serves no private interest.
12:24I'd just surprise you to learn that my Lord Ashford has richly overspent on his daughter's pageant.
12:30They might not.
12:32Well, with winter not so long past and many of our flocks collapsed...
12:36Hard times lay ahead.
12:38Unless we endeavour to reverse our fortunes.
12:46I...
12:46I don't have any money.
12:49I...
12:51Shocking, that may be.
12:54I mean not to rob you, but to reward you.
13:00Reward me?
13:01Aye.
13:02What do you know of Lord Ashford's youngest, Sir Andro?
13:16He's a deaf lance.
13:18Indeed.
13:18Indeed.
13:19But...
13:20Were a...
13:22Challenger to come forth.
13:24And an horse, Sir Andro, against our lords.
13:27The lucky few who backed such an unlikely winner would find their pockets...
13:37No.
13:38Now, now rest assured, rest assured, I mean no disrespect.
13:41I ask only what you already intend.
13:44Drive your fall from his saddle and take your place on Champion's Row.
13:47No.
13:49I do not want a victory that I have not earned.
13:54Have you not earned it?
13:59Let Sir Andro take the fall, and you shall have his horse, arms and armour as recompense for your role.
14:06A tidy sum for a young edge knight who presently calls an aldertree home.
14:11It's an elm.
14:15Elm.
14:15Elm.
14:20I beg you, think on it.
14:22I shall seek your answer on the morrow.
14:26Perhaps the rains will hold till then.
14:30Mind your pride, if you're Duncan.
15:01Sons of Mircar.
15:03Grandson, Finideran the Good.
15:05And Prince of Ozcargarian.
15:08Prince Arian Brightflame.
15:11Oh, my God.
15:43Cousin?
15:52Not to worry. I won't embarrass you today.
15:59Come out, come out, little knight.
16:02It's time you face the dragon.
16:39Come out!
16:46Kill him! Kill him!
16:56Kill him!
17:11He's too low.
17:14Kill him!
17:21Kill him!
17:25Kill him!
17:26Kill him!
17:39Kill him!
17:41Kill him!
17:43Kill him!
17:49Kill him!
18:21Oh
18:22Do you want to leave?
18:24Aye
18:31That was a terrible sight
18:34But a squire must be strong
18:36A mishap may befall me
18:38And I'll need you to keep your wits if it does
18:41That was no mishap
18:50The jousting is done for the day I think
18:52Come on
19:22Alice with three fingers
19:24Never had a lot
19:25She gave me all she had to give to
19:28More than what I saw
19:29More than what I saw
19:31Oh
19:37Do you suppose there wasn't Alice, sir?
19:41The crippled girl who shoved her hand up men's arses
19:44I think there probably was
19:47Of course there probably was
19:49Do you think her name was really Alice?
19:55No
19:55I just think Alice is a nice name to ride us on to
19:59That means there was a cripple girl who was so good at pleasure
20:02Of men in their bums
20:03That they saw fit to celebrate her in song
20:06And yet they could not bother credit her true name
20:08If there's a lesson in that
20:10It's for wiser men than me to say
20:12Perhaps it is a story of honour
20:16Honour?
20:18A misfortune girl making the best of her natural gifts
20:22Of course
20:22One might wish for more
20:24But is this not the act of a dogged spirit
20:26Giving more than what is asked?
20:28The whole arm bone as it were
20:31Perhaps her name does not matter then
20:33It's...
20:34It's her story that abides
20:36Her name is Hope, sir
20:38Belongs to all things ok
20:55Did you ever know your father, Egg?
21:00No, not really
21:02Most like I saw mine hanged
21:06There was a pot shop in Flea Bottom
21:09We used to sell them rats and cats and pigeons for brown
21:13Cook there always said my father was some thief
21:17If he was as big as me
21:18He wouldn't have met a very good one
21:33See your fortune?
21:35Oh, yeah, go on then
21:36You shall not create success and be richer than a Lannister
21:40Thank you, do the boy now
21:46You shall be king
21:47You shall be king
21:49And die in hot fire and worms shall feed upon your ashes
21:54And all who know you shall rejoice in your dying
21:58What?
22:03Thank you, that's very good
22:06Why would she say that?
22:08Why would she say what?
22:10Come on
22:15So Duncan
22:17I saw you earlier with this boy
22:19Yeah, this boy is my squire
22:22Egg, this is Raymond Fosseway
22:25Good day
22:29Will you join me in my tent for a cup of cider?
22:31I can wait at the puppet show, sir
22:33And bring your shield when the performance is over
22:39We make it ourselves
22:43Very well
22:50Have you chosen an opponent yet?
22:53Oh, er, I'm not sure
22:58Who does your cousin mean to challenge?
23:01If anyone's wounded on the morrow
23:04I'm sure Stefan will be quick to knock on his shield
23:07He's about as chivalrous as a starved weasel
23:16I suppose Sir Andrew and I are quite equally matched
23:20A local favourite
23:21You mean to play the villain?
23:23Hmm
23:25I heard Arian were in spitting rage at Lord Ashford for giving away his horse
23:29Little comfort that will be to Sir Humphrey
23:31Looked as if he was going to carry the day
23:33Now his legs shattered like a baking dish
23:34My squire thinks Arian meant to kill the horse
23:40It's just hard to accept that a knight might be so dishonourable
23:44Let alone a prince
23:46Why is that hard?
23:50No, I...
23:51They're incestuous aliens, Duncan
23:54Blood magickers and tyrants who've burned our lands
23:57Enslaved our people
23:59Dragged us into their walls about a mote of respect for our history or our customs
24:02Every pale-haired brat they saddled on us has been madder than the last
24:05Gods know how
24:07The only honourable thing a Targaryen can do for this realm
24:11Is finish on his wife's tits
24:13So I, I think he meant to kill the fucking horse
24:23I got a bit carried away there
24:29I heard that part about the tits from Stefan
24:39Errrrr
24:44It's me
24:59Art
25:00Yee!
25:09ļæ½ RS
25:23Š£ŠŗŃŠ°Ń
25:38There, Ian. His whole smile's in chivalry as long as his father's watching.
25:42I saw Prince Maker's chair was empty.
25:44He left Ashford this morning to search for the rest of his misbegats.
25:48Misbegats? Which were those?
25:50His heir, Darren, and the youngest.
25:52They departed somewhere altogether a few days ago, but never reached Ashford.
25:58There's rumours going about the boys are dead.
26:00But most like Darren, he's probably just drunk again.
26:06Little Wonder Maker's been walking around like someone pissed in his swan pie.
26:10He's probably just worried about his sons.
26:12Seven know why. Darren's a sot.
26:15Everything's just vain and cruel.
26:18The third's so useless who are going to ship him off to a citadel to make a maester of him.
26:22From the youngest.
26:23No! Cidalkan!
26:24You have to come!
26:25Ariel's hurting her!
26:26Hurting who?
26:32Go, Dad!
26:33Stop!
26:41Why?
26:48Help!
26:51Help!
26:53hold on.
26:54Hold on.
26:55What theThis?
27:16Why did you throw your life away for this hole?
27:21She's scarcely worth it.
27:25It's a traitor.
27:28To Dragonorn, never lose.
27:34Nothing more to say.
27:44You've loosened one of my teeth.
27:49So we'll start by breaking out all of yours.
28:04Don't hurt him!
28:06You stupid boy!
28:08Hold your tongue or they'll hurt you!
28:10No, they won't.
28:11If they do, they'll ask it to my father.
28:13Let go of him.
28:15Wait.
28:15Your call.
28:16Do as I say.
28:19You impurent little rat.
28:21What's happened to your hair?
28:23I cut it off, brother.
28:24I didn't want to look like you.
28:47I don't want to look like you.
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