00:13you you might not remember him but um stay there i'm coming back it was a true night
00:22uh different than other men yeah he had a peaceable nature
00:30quiet and humble a veteran of a hundred wars but an enemy to none
00:39he always knew what was expected of him
00:43he never complained even as he was dying he he just he just got on with it
00:57he he meant to be a benefit to those around him
01:03it did not make him rich he he held no lands sired no children
01:11up to ask for to see if they're made
01:14he he wanted for nothing but the open air and a fire to warm his feet
01:43his skills as warrior were unsung but he had a chin cut from granite
01:51and he was a dogged fighter he just he kept on coming
02:06the point of my blade
02:08he was flooring sir and took service in your guard when your lord father lost his sight
02:29i'll make her my love i'm a rest in the shade i hope i hope
02:34house hayford sir arlen fought side by side with your brothers at the red grass
02:41his squire his squire his his own nephew was killed in the battle
02:47house tyrell
02:49sir arlen often spoke of his time in your service as
02:53his very finest he said it was you my lord who told him that a hedge night was the bridge
03:01between lords and the small folk
03:08i know i'm not man
03:12was he a shit night
03:13it was not a shit night
03:15he could have been a very good one if no one remembers him
03:17pick up your feet come on this is undignified sir
03:21so high back to camp and leave me be if it please you
03:25i would not leave you sir not while you must stop your master dying over and over again
03:30although it does not seem right these lords are even listening to you
03:35nothing i can do about that
03:37you are a knight of the realm sir
03:40you can say fuck that for me should rise into the list
03:42call out long thorn tyrell and turn his ass only to a lance hole
03:47that's enough now
03:49why do you treat these royal lapdogs like they're your betters
03:52they are my betters you're too brazen for your own good
03:58sir arlen was a great knight someone will remember him
04:08hey who's come can't you see the banner to giant con
04:21perhaps i should go back sir check on the camp
04:24and make sure i need thieves i've been nosing about
04:28hi i have an idea
04:30gonna have your sword to run people off with
04:32or a mace
04:33you have a knife that's enough
04:36you best be here when i come back
04:38rob me and i'll hunt you down with dogs
04:41you don't have dogs you don't have dogs i'll get some
04:43where
04:58our lord of ashford humbly welcomes the great and honorable bill or tygerian
05:05first born son of king darren the good
05:09prince of the grand stone hand of the king
05:15and heir to the iron throne
05:19and his brother
05:21my lord of ashford
05:23it's a great honor to receive your grace
05:25it's a great honor to be received
05:26my daughter
05:27gwyn
05:37boys stop gaping sleep on my horse
05:41i'm not a stable boy my lord
05:45you're not clever enough
05:50well if you can't manage horses then fetch me some wine and a pretty wench
05:56my lord pardons i'm i'm i'm no serving man either
06:02i have i have the honor to be a knight
06:10knighthood has fallen on sad days
06:18whoa whoa whoa
06:21easy
06:23come on
06:25no it's okay
06:26it's okay
06:32there you are girl
06:35far too many people around
06:37i agree
06:41the pretty ones are always temperamental
06:44ah she just got a bit excited that's all
06:46you meant the princeling not the palfrey
06:52excuse me my lord
06:54i i'm sir duncan the tall
06:56well matt i'm sir roland craigall and this is my sworn brother sir donald of duskendale
07:01god's boy
07:02do you ride your horse into battle or does it ride you
07:05forget sir roland it's not often he must look up
07:08to cast his eyes down yes yes i'm quite the rascal
07:12now tell me sir duncan is there a proper place to shit around here
07:16uh not really no
07:22a man of such birth has never deigned to disturb his arsehole with hay
07:27you'll deign before the week is out i'd wager
07:30where are you from man you don't smell house bread
07:35no place really i know it my family's from there
07:40you're not a darkland of duskendale
07:43we were crabbers at duskendale far back as it goes
07:49sir donald
07:52may i ask sir
07:54had the son of a crabber came to have the honor of being a knight in the kingsguard
08:00same way we became crabbers
08:07are you baylor targary
08:10uh no no then would you move the fuck out of the way
08:14yeah yeah of course
08:18sorry
08:19Sorry.
08:55Spring rains have swollen many of our streams.
08:58Perhaps the young princes have just been delayed?
09:01Fuck me.
09:02Delayed?
09:03They're not delayed.
09:04Do not curse our gracious host.
09:06So fuck me, not fuck him.
09:08It's not his fault Father Bates has attended this miserable circus.
09:12Might we discuss this another time?
09:15So we go hunting.
09:17Theron has done this before.
09:19You should not have commanded him to enter the lists.
09:21Shh.
09:23The prince's sons are missing.
09:25You'd be more concerned if it was your son or Roger.
09:28Probably dead.
09:30Dead?
09:30Wars have started for less.
09:37You're big and stupid.
09:44They have only been missing a day.
09:47No doubt Sir Roland will turn him up and Aegon along with him.
09:50When the tourney is over, perhaps.
09:53Theron belongs on a tourney field no more than Aerys or Rhaegal.
09:58By which you mean he's sooner ride a whore than a horse.
10:00That is not what I said.
10:04I do not need to be reminded of my son's feelings.
10:07He can change.
10:08He will change.
10:09Gods be damned.
10:11I swear I'll see him dead.
10:15You.
10:17Who are you?
10:18What do you mean by spying on us?
10:22Show yourself.
10:26Um.
10:27Ahem.
10:29My Lords.
10:30I do apologize for my interruption.
10:32I am.
10:36I have asked Sir Manfred Dondarrion to vote for me so that I might enter the lists but he has
10:41refused to do so.
10:42Who?
10:43What the fuck is going on?
10:45We are the intruders here brother.
10:47Come closer sir.
10:50And others too.
10:53You see.
10:54They say they know not Sir Ireland of Pennytree.
10:57But he served them.
10:58I swear it.
11:00I have his sword and shield.
11:02Ha!
11:02Sword and shield do not make a knight.
11:08Unless you have better proof to support what you say.
11:11Some writing or...
11:12Do you remember him your grace?
11:16It was many years ago.
11:18You may have forgotten.
11:24Sir Ireland of Pennytree.
11:28He never won a tourney that I know.
11:31But he never shamed himself either.
11:33Yes sir.
11:34I mean no.
11:35No.
11:36He didn't.
11:37He overthrew Lord Stokeworth in the melee at King's Landing.
11:39And years before he unhorsed the Grey Lion himself.
11:42He...
11:43He told me of that many a time.
11:46Then you will recall the Grey Lion's true name.
11:50I have no doubt.
12:00Sir Daemon Lannister.
12:02The Grey Lion.
12:03He's Lord of Casterly Rock now.
12:05So he is.
12:06And enters the lists upon the morrow.
12:08How can you possibly remember some fucking hedge knight who chanced to unhorse Daemon Lannister 16 years ago?
12:15I make it a practice to learn all I can of my foes.
12:18And why would you deign to joust with a hedge knight?
12:20It was many years past at Storm's End.
12:22Lord Baratheon held a hasty lude to celebrate the birth of Groundson.
12:26The lots made Sir Ireland my opponent in the first tilt.
12:29We broke four lances before I finally unhorsed him.
12:32It was seven.
12:38I can't believe.
12:39Tales grow in the telling, I know.
12:43Do not think ill of your old master, but it was four lances only, I fear.
12:47As you say, Your Grace, it was four.
12:50I do apologise.
12:51The old man, Sir Ireland, he used to say that I was thick as a castle wall and slow as
12:56an oryx.
12:56No harm was done, Sir. Rise.
13:01You gave him back his horse and armour and took no ransom.
13:06Sir Ireland often told me that you were the soul of chivalry.
13:09Yes.
13:09And that one day the Seven Kingdoms would be safe in your hands.
13:13Not for many years yet, I pray.
13:15No, I did not mean that the king should...
13:19You wish to enter the lists, is that it?
13:22Yes.
13:23The decision rests with the master of the games, but I see no reason to deny you.
13:27As you say, my lord.
13:32Your Grace, I...
13:33Very well, Sir. You are grateful. Now fuck off.
13:36You must forgive my brother, Sir.
13:38His sons went astray on the way here and he fears for them.
13:43I trust they will not be found dead.
13:57Sir.
14:01You are not of Sir Ireland's blood.
14:04No, I am not.
14:07By law only a true-born son is entitled to inherit a knight's arms.
14:10You must needs to find a new device, Sir.
14:13A sigil of your own.
14:16I will.
14:19Thank you again, Your Grace.
14:22I will fight bravely.
14:25You'll see.
14:32It's this way.
14:33You unknown knight.
14:40You are Florian the Fool.
14:42I am, my lady.
14:45As great a fool as ever lived.
14:51And as great a knight as well.
14:59A fool and a knight.
15:02I've never heard of such a thing.
15:04Sweet lady, all men are fools and all men are knights.
15:10Where women are concerned.
15:25Hello there.
15:28And, er, one for last night.
15:31That was great.
15:33How did you do the fire tricks?
15:35Oh.
15:41Is it pollen?
15:43Yeah, we, er, we collected on the way.
15:48I've never seen such giant puppets.
15:51Are you making them yourself?
15:51My uncle builds them.
15:53But, I paint.
15:56Could you paint something for me?
15:58I, I have the coin to pay.
16:01I, um, just...
16:04Um, I need to paint something over the chalice.
16:07Well, what would you want?
16:12Um...
16:14I...
16:14I don't, I don't, I don't actually know.
16:17He, er...
16:19Sorry, you must think me a fool.
16:21No men are fools.
16:23No men are knights.
16:32Um...
16:35The, the grey is a bit drab.
16:38Aye.
16:40Um...
16:40Yeah, the, the field should be the colour of sunset.
16:44Because the old man always likes sunsets.
16:47And, er...
16:47An elm tree.
16:48A big one.
16:49Like the one by the river.
16:51With the brown trunk and the green branches.
16:55Aye.
16:56An elm tree that I would serve.
16:58But with a shooting star above.
17:01Could you do that?
17:03Mm-hmm.
17:06Um...
17:07I, I'm Sir Duncan the Tall.
17:10Um...
17:11I'm...
17:11Tenzil.
17:12The, the boys used to call me Tenzil too tall.
17:16They're not too tall.
17:18I mean, you're just right for...
17:22Four.
17:24Puppets.
17:27Yeah, puppets.
17:29Okay.
17:31Wait.
17:32The shield.
17:33Yes, sorry.
17:33Yes, the shield.
17:34Is that ill-handled?
17:36Who?
17:37The, the puppet girl.
17:40Oh.
17:42It's, uh...
17:43It's just it didn't feel well-handled.
17:46She is painting your shield.
17:48Yeah, but for P.
17:52You are both gigantic.
17:58Is that promising?
18:00It's, uh...
18:04Commonality.
18:06Right, yeah.
18:08Commonality.
18:17Do you think I'll ever make a night one day?
18:20Sure, why not?
18:21You're a likely lad.
18:23I'm a bit puny.
18:24You'll grow.
18:26Even for my age.
18:27Everyone's always told me so.
18:32Everyone's always told me I was stupid.
18:43And?
18:46Hmm?
18:47Hmm?
18:48What?
18:48What?
18:50What did he do when people said you were stupid, sir?
18:54What business is that of yours?
18:57My problems are my own.
18:58I thought...
19:00I'm only trying to help me.
19:02Help you what?
19:03Growl?
19:04Yes!
19:04Hedge Knight, you.
19:08What is this piss froth?
19:10I need muscle.
19:11Will you hear my god?
19:15Good.
19:16Go!
19:16Get up!
19:21Hey!
19:23Try those palms, you clam-handed cunt!
19:25They're not in your sister's chambers now!
19:27Ready!
19:34If we lose this, I'll be drowning you fast!
19:37Oh!
19:40You cunt-strap dandy lions!
19:50I'll be back!
19:51I'll be back!
19:52I'll be back!
19:52I'll be back!
19:53You cunt-strap dandy!
19:54What do you do, Steve?
19:55You cunt-strap dandy!
20:05I'm cunt-strap dandy!
20:11You're looking good!
20:14I'm cunt-strap dandy!
20:15I'm cunt-strap dandy!
20:18Look at Steve!
20:22I'll be back!
20:23Could you Morfke?!
20:27Woo!
20:32I'll be back!
20:362 N'Tity-strap dandy-strap dandy-strap dandy-strap dandy-strap dandy-strap k одefined him!
20:43Goop!
20:44Come and get up!
20:51you do good work
20:52none better
20:56i need some armor on tomorrow
20:59or jet creeds
21:00great help
21:02you're jousting or working
21:05both perhaps
21:10you're a big one
21:11i've armored bigger
21:17i have some pieces in the wagon
21:18i might do
21:20nothing prettied up with gold or silver
21:22just good steel
21:25strong and plain
21:27and make helms that look like helms
21:29not winged pigs and fancy foreign fruit
21:33but mine will serve you better
21:34if you take a lance in the face
21:36that's all i want
21:38how much
21:39800 stack
21:40if i'm feeling kindly
21:42800
21:45perhaps i could trade you some armor made for a smaller man
21:48a half helm
21:49a male harbor
21:50steely pate
21:51sells only his own work
22:08i could make use of the metal
22:10if it's not too rusty i'll take it and armor you for
22:16600
22:18i only have two stags
22:21advise you a day
22:26send your squire along with the rest
22:28or else i'll sell me worse than the next month
22:31you'll get it all back
22:32i swear
22:34i mean to be a chumpkin here
22:36i mean to be a chumpkin here
22:36do you know
22:39and the others all came just
22:42just to cheer you on
23:02is there any measure of a fool i fail to meet
23:12if i win
23:13i'll come back and buy you again
23:15i promise
23:21nice girl
23:40that's for her
23:43see she has some oats tonight
23:45yeah
23:54and an apple too
24:08no turning back now i suppose
24:17you know the old man lived nigh on 60 years
24:20and was never a champion
24:21he's bugging my side up
24:24if i could call myself a champion of ashford meadow
24:28even for an hour
24:32maybe some great house might take me into its service
24:37perhaps even house targaryen
24:39do you suppose the dragon house employs many hedge knights sir
24:44enough for that
24:46i'll have you know sir donald of the kingsguard is but the son of a crabber
24:51sir donald of duskendale
24:54yeah
24:54his father owns half the crabbing fleets in westeros
24:59what
25:02how would you know
25:04like fishing
25:12it's time
25:15all right come on let's go
25:16come on pick your feet up
25:17let's go
25:22come on
25:24and
25:24and
25:31I got it!
25:34I got it!
25:39You all right?
25:40Yes.
26:17Thank you, God!
26:19Oh no!
26:22Oh no!
26:22Oh no!
26:25Come on!
26:27Oh no!
26:37Help!
26:47Helmet!
26:50Hey, who's that?
26:52Prince Valar.
26:54Aylor's son.
26:56Second in line to the throne.
26:58Help!
26:58He's the favorite I'd wager.
27:00I'll take that bet, sir.
27:19Lord Ashford Fox's sheep!
28:10Sir, to be down, sir.
28:46I'll take that bet.
29:07I'll take that bet.
29:11You bastards!
29:17Splendid riding tonight.
29:21The part with the fish was disgusting.
29:30Is something the matter, sir?
29:36The great knights live in the hedges and die by the side of a muddy road?
29:46I think not.
29:51Sirle wasn't gifted with sword or lance and he drank and he cored and he was a hard man to
29:59know.
30:03He made no friends either.
30:06He lived nigh on sixty years and never was a champion.
30:10What chance do I have, truly?
30:17But he was good to me.
30:24I wasn't his family, but he kept me like we were.
30:33He raised me to be an honorable man.
30:38And all these noble lords can't even remember his name.
30:48His name was Sir Ireland of Penny Tree.
30:52And I am his legacy.
30:56On the morrow, we will show them what his hand has wrought.
31:27Thanks, Shalom.
31:27Bye, everybody.
31:29Okay, so please...
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