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Nerdy Girl's Hot Chemistry with B!ker Bad B0y [Full Movie] [Recommended]Full EP - Full
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00:00:01I won't bow down to a humble crown
00:00:04No borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:07Today's the day to be
00:00:08Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30With my own frame
00:00:33I stand on my own
00:00:40Sorry, excuse me
00:00:58Hey Chase
00:01:00Who?
00:01:02It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:05Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:09Chase, I...
00:01:16I've been in love with you forever
00:01:18Since like, 10th grade
00:01:20When you won that district contest
00:01:23I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but
00:01:26Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:33Sure, sure
00:01:36For real?
00:01:42Come here, babe
00:01:44Here we go
00:01:56Surprise, nerd
00:01:58Clement!
00:02:01Whoa, Clement!
00:02:03Yo!
00:02:06Whoa, Clement!
00:02:07What?
00:02:08Yo!
00:02:09Oh my God
00:02:10I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:12Watch out
00:02:13I'm Pho Clement
00:02:16Juvenile delinquent
00:02:21I'm not going down
00:02:22Dangerous and violent
00:02:24One, two, three
00:02:25Oh my God
00:02:28In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:33R Universum
00:02:36Huh?
00:02:58Capital A for A-hole.
00:03:02Bo Clemence made it his mission to torment the nerd.
00:03:05Me, my life, at the Devil's Playroom.
00:03:11I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:15Shit.
00:03:16I'm sorry, Bo. Wrong guy.
00:03:18Sorry!
00:03:19Hold up.
00:03:20I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:22Since, like, 10th grade.
00:03:24When you won that district contest.
00:03:26I know this is coming out of nowhere, but...
00:03:28Forever?
00:03:30Since 10th grade?
00:03:33Who ate it?
00:03:33Who ate it?
00:03:35Who ate that right now?
00:03:38What?
00:03:39What?
00:03:42Huh?
00:04:12What did you think
00:04:13was going to happen, girlfriend?
00:04:18Damn it.
00:04:20I'm not your girlfriend.
00:04:22I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:24Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:26I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:29This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:32For the record,
00:04:33even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow,
00:04:35I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:37Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:39Even if every other girl on Earth died right now,
00:04:41I'd still rather swing the other way than get with you.
00:04:47Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:49I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:53You're such an asshole!
00:05:12Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:14I'm sorry.
00:05:16I didn't mean to.
00:05:29Hey, give those back.
00:05:31What, these?
00:05:45That was a prescription!
00:05:48So is your attitude, ugly.
00:05:51Max Maddock,
00:05:53a.k.a.
00:05:53Mad Max,
00:05:54and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:56If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds,
00:05:59she and her minions are out for blood.
00:06:02Please.
00:06:04Uh.
00:06:07Let me go, Max.
00:06:08You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:12Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:15Definitely blind.
00:06:17Oh.
00:06:19Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut
00:06:22finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:29How can we help our little wannabe slut
00:06:31finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:37S-T.
00:06:38R-I-P.
00:06:40Exactly!
00:06:41R-I-P, nerd.
00:06:43Strip her.
00:06:44No!
00:06:48No!
00:06:50Stop!
00:06:52No!
00:07:06No!
00:07:08No!
00:07:09No!
00:07:11No!
00:07:12No!
00:07:16That's better.
00:07:19Off you go.
00:07:24Go.
00:07:36My nose!
00:07:52Oh, look at you.
00:07:55Oh, look at you.
00:08:20Great.
00:08:21First I confessed to the wrong guy, and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed anyone yet.
00:08:47I'm sorry.
00:08:50I'm sorry.
00:08:52I'll do better next time.
00:08:53I promise.
00:08:56I'm sorry.
00:08:57No way.
00:08:58Oh, Clement.
00:08:59The biker psycho's actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:05He's still an asshole, Phoebe.
00:09:06You recorded your most embarrassing moment and humiliated you.
00:09:09I've been in love with you forever.
00:09:10Since like...
00:09:11Forever?
00:09:12Who made it?
00:09:13Who made them?
00:09:15I've had enough today.
00:09:16Time for payback.
00:09:35You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:09:38I...
00:09:39It's not what it looks like.
00:09:41Really?
00:09:43Because it looks a hell of a lot like you were just recording it.
00:09:50Your call cannot be completed at this time.
00:09:53The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:55Don't wait for me!
00:09:59If me, your fucking phone, Phillips.
00:10:09No!
00:10:21You don't get to be mad.
00:10:23You recorded me first!
00:10:25You stalked me!
00:10:26Into the boys locker room.
00:10:28You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:31Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as wha-
00:10:35Delete it.
00:10:36Now.
00:10:37Or I swear.
00:10:39Swear what?
00:10:40You're gonna hit me?
00:10:43Big man Bo Clement.
00:11:22Oh my...
00:11:24Oh my god.
00:11:26I want to be my friend!
00:11:31Phoebe.
00:11:33Phoebe!
00:11:35What the fuck?
00:11:36What the fuck?
00:11:56come on smart mouth talk to me come on phoebe phoebe phoebe please talk to me stay with me
00:12:21shit i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry
00:12:32jesus fuck you scared the shit out of me
00:12:42what what did you do you almost drowned in the pool idiot and thank god i knew cpi
00:13:10are you i felt you what i was i was saving you i would rather die than fill you up
00:13:18okay
00:13:18that was my first kiss you asshole you consider that a kiss consider it charity
00:13:27and the next time you're recording something just don't get stuck in a pool genius
00:13:38you recorded me first
00:13:41asshole
00:13:53yeah
00:13:57two for one deal you get saved and kissed by an asshole you're very welcome
00:14:07you touched me without my confidence
00:14:11whoa whoa what are you taking me for a perv
00:14:15yeah i'd rather drown a little perv like you touch me
00:14:18you probably did it on purpose
00:14:31oh shit
00:14:43oh shit
00:14:46i must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater
00:14:49this morning
00:14:57okay so this is why you call me a perv projection huh
00:15:02wait does that have a name
00:15:03wait wait wait don't tell me let me guess
00:15:04chase
00:15:06oh my god
00:15:08shut up
00:15:09shut up
00:15:09give it back
00:15:10uh uh
00:15:12so much for miss i've never been kissed before
00:15:14if i was chase i'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream
00:15:40not you
00:15:41why not
00:16:01because i will show everyone this
00:16:12what happens if i post this and caption it
00:16:14beau clement
00:16:17crybaby mommy's boy
00:16:18you
00:16:19you tell on me
00:16:20i post this
00:16:22you both go down together
00:16:25it's in the cloud
00:16:26nothing you can do about it
00:16:29you're pushing it
00:16:38what are you gonna do
00:16:42what are you gonna do
00:16:46what are you gonna do
00:16:49hey
00:16:50hey
00:16:52eyes up here
00:16:56you delete that
00:17:00i don't tell on you
00:17:01okay
00:17:03and i'll throw in any favor
00:17:06okay
00:17:06since i saved you
00:17:08with my hands and my mouth
00:17:10without your consent
00:17:11how's that for a day
00:17:15you're not
00:17:16taking me for a joke
00:17:18are you
00:17:19what kind of person do you think i am
00:17:23someone who bullies me for fun
00:17:25someone who threatens me every chance they get
00:17:29finally you get a taste of your own poison
00:17:35how's that for a change
00:17:39well maybe you should learn to tell the difference
00:17:41on i'm actually being nice
00:17:44take it
00:17:45our job
00:17:48okay
00:17:51make me popular
00:17:52for chase
00:17:54that's the favor
00:17:55i'm sorry what
00:17:57you want me to what
00:17:58that that is not a favor
00:18:00that is
00:18:01that is a miracle okay
00:18:03oh my god
00:18:05natural curls
00:18:07big glasses on the daily
00:18:10body
00:18:10not exactly a fault
00:18:13oh my god
00:18:15that's mean
00:18:17chase thompson huh
00:18:19golden boy
00:18:20captain of the swim team
00:18:22what do cliches turn you on
00:18:28you know you can do better
00:18:29especially considering
00:18:30how horny you actually are
00:18:40shut the hell up
00:18:50take it or leave it
00:18:51i'm done being nice to you
00:18:52you know i bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life
00:18:56that chase would never fall for a girl like you
00:18:59okay
00:19:03i do like a challenge
00:19:05and getting a nerd like you
00:19:07to become someone that chase couldn't resist
00:19:11that sounds like fun
00:19:14you delete the video
00:19:16i make you irresistible
00:19:19deal
00:19:26deal
00:19:37deal
00:19:38deal
00:19:38deal
00:19:39deal
00:19:41deal
00:20:36I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:20:41I love you.
00:21:19You've never been for us all since, don't you?
00:21:21I love you.
00:21:47No, Phoebe Phillips, you're like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse.
00:21:51Not assholes on stupid bikes.
00:22:15Oh, jeez.
00:22:17Sorry.
00:22:17I'm sorry.
00:22:18I'm sorry.
00:22:25Chase.
00:22:28Phoebe, right?
00:22:29Hey, um, you gonna come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:32You know, he does it every year.
00:22:33It's way to be cool.
00:22:34Yes.
00:22:35Yes, of course.
00:22:37You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:39I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:43Great.
00:22:44I'll see you then.
00:22:52See you then.
00:22:53Oh no.
00:22:54How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:23:00Shit.
00:23:01Shit.
00:23:01Yikes.
00:23:03Yikes.
00:23:03Look at you.
00:23:05Total train wreck.
00:23:10Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:13How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge's function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:21Fine.
00:23:23Fine.
00:23:24Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:25Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:28Hey.
00:23:31What are you doing?
00:23:33Put me down.
00:23:34Oh, shut up.
00:23:34The makeover starts now.
00:24:13Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:17Is this one of those moments?
00:24:22Is this one of those moments?
00:24:29No.
00:24:31The movie's lied.
00:24:33You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:35Clichés, no miracles.
00:24:38What the fu-
00:24:48Her eyes really are stunning.
00:25:10Bo, can you come in please?
00:25:12I need help tying my dress.
00:25:25Here?
00:25:27Yeah.
00:25:30The Eldridge thing.
00:25:32You're going too, right?
00:25:34Yes.
00:25:37Please, I'll be so nervous alone.
00:25:41It's short.
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:45Great.
00:25:46Now leave.
00:25:47I'm finishing up.
00:25:48Right.
00:25:48Go, go, go.
00:25:49Go.
00:25:57Bro, you're still there?
00:26:02Bro, you're still there?
00:26:12Bro, I'll be there.
00:26:33Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:34Thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:36Still do.
00:27:00Shit.
00:27:01Can't say hey, pretty.
00:27:05Whoa.
00:27:08Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:27:10That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:13Shut the front door.
00:27:14No effing way.
00:27:20Breathe.
00:27:21Don't faint.
00:27:22Don't throw up.
00:27:22Don't trip.
00:27:24Please don't trip.
00:27:26Hey, you made it.
00:27:30You look...
00:27:33unbelievable.
00:27:35You too.
00:27:35You always do.
00:27:36I mean, how could you not?
00:27:38Hair, face, suit, the teeth, all of it.
00:27:42Good job.
00:27:44Good job.
00:27:45Relax, Phoebs.
00:27:47You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:49Phoebs.
00:27:50Ooh, now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:53I wish it were as easy as a quiz, so no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:57But then, you know I'd resuscitate you.
00:28:00Because that's the perks of being a Swim Team Captain.
00:28:02I'm Lifesaving Certified.
00:28:15Oh my god, Phoe.
00:28:17I always found you hot, but this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:21I find you just the same.
00:28:30What the actual fuck?
00:28:40Well, well.
00:28:42St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:45Good job.
00:28:48I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:51I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:53Max, stop!
00:28:55It's okay, Chase.
00:28:56Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:58Don't pop the girls like you have better things to do.
00:29:00Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:05Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:08Like I did before?
00:29:17No!
00:29:23You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:26I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and you quack.
00:29:30You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is what?
00:29:33A duck?
00:29:34Is that the best you can do?
00:29:36I was going to say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:39Oh, bird!
00:29:40Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:41Shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:45Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:46When this is over, and the lights come back on,
00:29:49are you going to go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:53You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:57And as long as you keep putting out,
00:30:00some guy will eventually notice you.
00:30:02Oh, shit!
00:30:06I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:10The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:14You're right.
00:30:15I do need a reminder.
00:30:19I do need a reminder.
00:30:21And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:25Enlighten me, please.
00:30:28You make everyone feel like trash,
00:30:29just so you can feel tall.
00:30:31How cliche, Max.
00:30:32What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:34More plastic.
00:30:35Much less iconic.
00:30:37Yes.
00:30:37And something nastier than a bus is going to hit you very soon.
00:30:41Eldridge winter function serving me, girls.
00:30:45All right, get her ass.
00:30:47Maybe.
00:30:48After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:51But it's okay.
00:30:53You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:55Here's some charity.
00:30:57Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults
00:31:00like I give a fuck.
00:31:02Seriously.
00:31:03Yeah.
00:31:03I'm a nerd.
00:31:04I love chemistry.
00:31:06And I hid behind my glasses and books
00:31:08thinking bullies like you would stop
00:31:10once you grew up and got smarter.
00:31:15Wishful thinking.
00:31:17Pathetic?
00:31:18I know.
00:31:19But I'd still rather be that girl
00:31:20than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:24Wow.
00:31:25Good job.
00:31:26Who will call selling her feet pics at 28?
00:31:28Her career eventually.
00:31:30Holy shit.
00:31:34Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:37Seriously.
00:31:37Whoa, whoa, whoa, Max.
00:31:37Okay, are you done?
00:31:38Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike?
00:31:40And leave her alone.
00:31:42For once.
00:31:43Oh, God.
00:31:44I'm gonna pass out.
00:31:45In front of everyone.
00:31:46On the best night of my life.
00:31:50This isn't over.
00:31:53Have a good night.
00:31:59I came here to impress a boy.
00:32:02But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:17Okay, so like I said,
00:32:19if someone sees us,
00:32:20code word...
00:32:22Word...
00:32:22Oh, jeez.
00:32:24Oh, my God.
00:32:25I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:26Max doesn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:29I think bum for the...
00:32:31I'll go verge.
00:32:34Okay, okay.
00:32:36Perfect.
00:32:38Now, let it set for now.
00:32:45Great.
00:32:47Teenage terrorism.
00:32:55Man.
00:32:57You know Mr. Eldridge is so generous?
00:33:00Hosting us high schoolers
00:33:02in this mansion of his every year?
00:33:04Now, St. Vincent is lucky
00:33:06to have his name on our school board.
00:33:08And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant
00:33:10for my little lab research.
00:33:12Kind of don't want to embarrass myself
00:33:13in front of her tonight.
00:33:25You want some?
00:33:28And a toast
00:33:29for the courage
00:33:31to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:37Slow.
00:33:40Slow.
00:33:41Yeah, sure.
00:33:43Courage.
00:33:46Love courage.
00:33:48You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:50Don't be lying.
00:33:51It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:53There you go.
00:34:00Whoa.
00:34:02Whoa.
00:34:03Easy there.
00:34:03Ew.
00:34:04You okay, Phoebs?
00:34:06Is this legal?
00:34:09Not exactly.
00:34:18You?
00:34:19Come with me.
00:34:20What the hell you want, Clement?
00:34:22Move.
00:34:23Or you can find out.
00:34:25Stop it, both of you.
00:34:27This is a ball,
00:34:28not a boxing ring.
00:34:38No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:40Shit.
00:34:41My dress.
00:34:43Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:47That's the game, buddy.
00:34:49Not funny.
00:34:53You happy now?
00:34:54My night's ruined.
00:35:15I need a minute.
00:35:19Hey.
00:35:20She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:35:23I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:35That idiot.
00:35:37Dumbass.
00:35:38Asshole.
00:35:43I'm so stupid.
00:35:46God.
00:35:57Why are you here?
00:35:59Get out!
00:36:01I need clean up too.
00:36:05This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:12Lee, get out!
00:36:14I'm not leaving, so calm down.
00:36:20Fine, then enjoy the show.
00:36:26What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:29What the hell does it look like? You wouldn't leave, so be my guest.
00:36:37Be my guest too.
00:36:40What are you doing?
00:36:41Oh, didn't see you there.
00:36:44I was here first. Get your own room.
00:36:47Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:52Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:56At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:37:01You arrogant, conceited walking to sauce room staying.
00:37:07That's all you think about, isn't it? How you kissed me, touched me.
00:37:13I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:19I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:21And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:25So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:28I'm not getting excited.
00:37:30And this ain't gonna happen even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:36Oh, really?
00:37:37Mm-hmm.
00:38:01Oh, my God.
00:38:06You think a little striptease is going to undo me?
00:38:09That's very cute, very virgin of you.
00:38:30I dare you to touch me.
00:38:33Unless you're too chicken shit, even it's a payback.
00:39:02I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:06Then go on.
00:39:08Try me.
00:39:09Just because you're loud.
00:39:11I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:13I'm done.
00:39:14I'm standing in the fire.
00:39:16Now you don't know my fear.
00:39:19You don't write my down.
00:39:20Follow me, I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:32That's Mrs. Eldridge's voice.
00:39:34Shh, shh, shh.
00:39:35Come on, come on.
00:39:43My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal.
00:39:46We have 20 minutes.
00:39:54You're mine now.
00:40:00Don't touch me.
00:40:01Oh.
00:40:08Saw her in the bedroom.
00:40:10Yeah, makes sense.
00:40:19Yes, baby! Right there!
00:40:23Or baby?
00:40:25Uh-huh.
00:40:26Are they seriously?
00:40:27Mm-hmm.
00:40:36Could you, uh...
00:40:44I don't think I could face Mrs. Eldridge anymore.
00:40:46The woman that gave me my lab grant?
00:40:48Her mom's looking to haunt me like nightmares!
00:41:07Stay still, Phoebe.
00:41:09I beg you.
00:41:16You said you aren't gonna get excited.
00:41:20But I've been feeling you the moment you both meet in here.
00:41:26Liar.
00:41:28Perp.
00:41:30Loser.
00:41:34You naughty, naughty boy.
00:41:53No.
00:41:54No.
00:41:54No, Phoebe.
00:41:56Why not?
00:41:58You're not yourself.
00:42:00You're drunk.
00:42:00No, I'm not.
00:42:03No, I'm not.
00:42:04Okay.
00:42:05Hold on.
00:42:09Hold on.
00:42:12What are you doing?
00:42:14I'm getting us out of here.
00:42:16Now put your arms on my neck.
00:42:23Do it.
00:42:25Married.
00:42:25Hurry up.
00:42:28Ooh, bye.
00:42:30Would you rather stay here and listen to a real-life porno?
00:42:33Who's your lab grant?
00:42:37Who's your lab grant?
00:42:38So grab me and let the bad boy do his thing.
00:42:44Sure.
00:42:47Here we go.
00:42:54What?
00:42:56Who are you?
00:42:57How long have you been?
00:42:59Ma'am?
00:43:00You should let your husband know that these walls are too thin.
00:43:13Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking it.
00:43:17Don't.
00:43:18Just, just don't thank me.
00:43:24Phoebe.
00:43:25Hey.
00:43:26I've been looking all for you.
00:43:30Are you okay?
00:43:34Come on, Phoebe.
00:43:35Let's go.
00:43:36Come here.
00:43:37Come on.
00:43:46Oh.
00:43:49Okay.
00:43:50On three, we drench the ugly duckling.
00:43:52This will go viral.
00:43:57Let's just see what trash he's dancing with.
00:44:01Oh, hell no.
00:44:21Oh my god.
00:44:23What is that?
00:44:25It smells like a public restroom blew up.
00:44:30Oh my god.
00:44:32Oh my god.
00:44:33Oh my god.
00:44:33It smells like a public restroom.
00:44:36Fun chemistry fact.
00:44:38The stench?
00:44:39That's ammonia.
00:44:40Meaning, you're sexually covered in piss feeling.
00:44:45Pissing nax.
00:44:46Mad, stinky nax.
00:44:57Oh my god, Belle, that's like kind of nice!
00:45:20Hey, Phoebs, need a ride home?
00:45:26Um...
00:45:31Yeah, sure.
00:45:41Dude, you know it's first come, first serve.
00:45:55Oh my god, you were waiting for me, that's so sweet, I have no idea what that had.
00:46:04I...
00:46:05I got two hours, and then a shower, and then it was cold, and then it was a cold shower,
00:46:11and I was like, I've never taken a cold shower in my life, and I was like, do we have
00:46:14one?
00:46:14Just drive.
00:46:23That was fog, there's a function.
00:46:28I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:30You stink.
00:46:34Wait, that was you?
00:46:38What the fuck is this day?
00:46:42Fuck, they're both gonna pay for this!
00:46:45I have some!
00:46:58Phoebs, you look amazing!
00:47:01Dang, girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball!
00:47:07There she is.
00:47:08And your golden girl.
00:47:11Golden girl?
00:47:12Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:14Really?
00:47:16You know, cause, apparently not the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:20I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:25Hey, um, you actually figure out the class?
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:29The team's got the pull to ourselves.
00:47:32You should swing by.
00:47:33Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:36Something cute.
00:47:41Yeah, sure.
00:47:43I'll be there.
00:47:56Go on, please.
00:47:58Jump in!
00:47:59Okay!
00:47:59Okay, fine.
00:48:02I, I just, I can't swim.
00:48:05I almost drowned the last time I was in.
00:48:10You're in good hands.
00:48:12You get who I am?
00:48:22Yo, Captain Thompson.
00:48:26Wanna show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:29Just fast and run in your mouth.
00:48:35You wanna race me?
00:48:38You know, I'm always down to humbling the underachieving.
00:48:43Phoebe, want a time for us?
00:48:48Um...
00:48:50Show not to cry when you eat my rake.
00:48:52Show not to cry.
00:48:58Show not to cry!
00:49:03Show not to cry!
00:49:04Oh, my God!
00:49:11Sorry!
00:49:11I got a breath.
00:49:14I got a breath.
00:49:16I got a breath.
00:49:18I have a secret
00:49:20so good, no one's gonna hear it
00:49:26Hey, me
00:49:27with my
00:49:28truth to me
00:49:35goodbye
00:49:36And this could be our little secret.
00:49:43Be our little secret.
00:49:47Hi.
00:49:54Oh, yo.
00:49:59I won, Phoebe.
00:50:00You saw that?
00:50:03Wow, Clement.
00:50:04You won.
00:50:06That's good for you.
00:50:08The real winner.
00:50:09The guy against the girl.
00:50:21You were amazing, Chase.
00:50:25Yo, Chase.
00:50:26Good race, good race, man. You crushed it.
00:50:27Thanks, brother. Have a good one.
00:50:29See you boys tomorrow.
00:50:30Be there early. Early.
00:50:45You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:49I can still see the steam coming off of you.
00:50:52Or are you just that petty?
00:50:58The loser got the towel as a consolation prize.
00:51:02Didn't you give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:08But the winner gets anything they ask for.
00:51:22Anything.
00:51:30Since the winner is too proud to claim his prize, I guess just forget about it.
00:51:48Well then.
00:51:50I'm claiming it now.
00:51:54What do you want?
00:52:00You.
00:52:02The gunner.
00:52:08You're gonna...
00:52:14Tutor me.
00:52:18That's it?
00:52:21Bye.
00:52:23Disappointed.
00:52:26Fine. You want tutoring? You'll get tutoring. Go sit.
00:52:49If we're doing this, we're doing this my way.
00:52:53I'm one of those all-or-nothing type of nerds.
00:52:59It's not a thing.
00:53:02Well, I made it a thing.
00:53:07Are you scared of a little chemistry, Sash Clement?
00:53:13You think we have chemistry, Miss Phillips?
00:53:26This skirt is doing a little, uh, Chantel.
00:53:32Remind me what subject this was again.
00:53:49Let's try this one.
00:53:52Too hardcore. No clothes.
00:53:54That's okay. That's why I'm here to help.
00:53:57So, it starts like this.
00:53:59The drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide by volume.
00:54:05In a 150 million dollar quantity of a solution, there are how many million dollars
00:54:10that goes to a...
00:54:11Okay.
00:54:12So, the answer is...
00:54:27Are you sure you've got a study, Clement?
00:54:32You know, I think I could teach you something in exchange if you behave.
00:54:45I take my teaching very seriously.
00:54:49If you don't behave, I'm gonna rock you with this.
00:54:54So sit, date, and get two more.
00:55:11I don't mind getting rough, Phillips.
00:55:15But I am not some stray that you can tease and train.
00:55:19Okay?
00:55:21By the way, I always come out and talk.
00:55:27I might enjoy the blame.
00:55:37Fine.
00:55:52Doing okay, Mr. Clement?
00:55:57And now he's playing hard to kiss.
00:56:12Now, now.
00:56:13Be a good girl.
00:56:15Now, now.
00:56:39You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:41If you push, I push back slowly
00:56:45Don't pretend you don't like the heat
00:56:48Don't want me like I'm hard to handle
00:56:52I've been dangerous since day
00:56:55Helen, are you all a fork?
00:56:57Or do you also fight?
00:57:04A bad boy
00:57:05Lakes
00:57:07Lokes
00:57:08And he always bites
00:57:16But I'm trying to be good
00:57:19Once in my life
00:57:22Miss Phillips
00:57:26Just remember
00:57:27Next time I'm not going to hold back
00:57:46Oh, dear
00:58:09I'm probably not
00:58:11I don't know.
00:58:46I don't know.
00:59:17I don't know.
00:59:30I don't know.
00:59:40Sneaky, huh?
00:59:42Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping.
00:59:47I'll finish my assignment.
00:59:50If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:56What do you want?
00:59:59You got the makeover.
01:00:01I want another session with you.
01:00:05But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, make out.
01:00:19Nice try.
01:00:21But you're not getting these.
01:00:25Mm-hmm.
01:00:27What if I get an A?
01:00:30Let an asshole get A waiting for once.
01:00:39Bring your A game, then.
01:00:45He's fucking two!
01:00:50Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy-trapped the school bad boy?
01:01:01Lana?
01:01:02Yeah, bitch.
01:01:03It's urgent.
01:01:05Bring the straw shit.
01:01:06The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:11Yeah.
01:01:11All right, bye.
01:01:14All right, bye.
01:01:41her. S-H-I-T for days. St. Vincent's little sweetheart is
01:01:50going to get my sweet masterpiece. Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:02:01What's this?
01:02:14What do you think you're doing here, medic? You're not in his class.
01:02:18Oh, I was just picking something up before cheer practice. Off you trot.
01:02:24My class is starting.
01:02:26Okay. Absolutely.
01:02:32Old witch! I'll teach you a lesson someday. Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:41What's this? Mrs. Herman! Um, I don't know. I just found this on my desk and I didn't...
01:02:50Marcelli's reserve truffle assault.
01:02:55Hey!
01:02:58A secret admirer? Hmm?
01:03:02Or some delinquent trying to derail your power?
01:03:07Absolutely inappropriate!
01:03:08Wait, can I just have one at... No!
01:03:11You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:14You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:03:17You do not have time for boys, gifts,
01:03:22anonymous, sweet truth distractions.
01:03:33Teenage hormones ruin your GPAs in the flu.
01:03:59Wow.
01:04:00Oh, life is like a box of chocolates, and my credit is to die for.
01:04:45Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:51The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:54But I am willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:58So maybe they're still...
01:05:09Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:11Then your score will be voided, and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:17Detention for at least a week.
01:05:19I will not tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:25Beau Clement.
01:05:27Get out of my classroom.
01:05:32What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:35What does it mean?
01:05:36Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:40If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:43Where's your proof?
01:05:43Your existence is the proof.
01:05:46What the fuck did you just say?
01:05:51Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:53This is exactly what I am talking about.
01:05:56So, go to the principal's office.
01:05:58Now.
01:06:00I didn't cheat.
01:06:02Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:05A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:10Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:18Mrs. Herman, bow didn't cheat!
01:06:26Mrs. Herman, bow didn't cheat!
01:06:28Excuse me.
01:06:35Because, because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:49Helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:52You labeling students like this is wrong.
01:06:54He's not a delinquent.
01:06:57Bo Clement is not an asshole.
01:07:00He's smart and kind and...
01:07:06And capital A amazing.
01:07:11My whole life, everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:14But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:17She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:19Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:25You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:29Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:37A girl like you should know better.
01:07:39Have some self-respect.
01:07:42Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:45You don't walk on water.
01:07:47You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:50You don't...
01:07:51You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:58Well, what else could you be?
01:08:02And now, you've corrupted my best student.
01:08:05Lying for you.
01:08:07Do you know what?
01:08:08I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:10Get out of my classroom.
01:08:12Now, both of you.
01:08:13And I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too.
01:08:18Don't.
01:08:19Don't.
01:08:21Ah!
01:08:24You can punish me all you want, but leave Phillip out of it.
01:08:27And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:30Whoa, stop!
01:08:31I will show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull.
01:08:36What are you going to do?
01:08:37I...
01:08:37I will call the plea.
01:08:42You stupid assignment!
01:08:44Shit!
01:08:45You stupid grade!
01:08:46I don't fucking need it!
01:08:54I don't want to cheat!
01:08:55I don't want to cheat!
01:08:58Whoa!
01:09:06Stevie!
01:09:07Stevie, please!
01:09:09She was being mean and cruel for no reason!
01:09:13But you...
01:09:14God, I hate bullies.
01:09:18So that's it.
01:09:19From now on, we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:09:24Wait.
01:09:25What do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:28You and I are nothing alike.
01:09:30You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened.
01:09:34Nothing alike?
01:09:35Just because I'm not like you?
01:09:37As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed, and just take it?
01:09:41You can't too damn much about what other people think about you.
01:09:45And no makeover can change that.
01:09:50You think I ruined your life?
01:09:52Newsflash.
01:09:54Nothing can fix a coward.
01:09:58Then what are you?
01:10:00You're a disaster beyond repair.
01:10:02Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart.
01:10:07All you know is how to solve problems with your fist.
01:10:10But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me.
01:10:14But you pretending not to cure my loss.
01:10:17That's just how you hide your fear.
01:10:20You break things.
01:10:22And people.
01:10:23And you push them away.
01:10:26Just so you won't break yourself.
01:10:31I am scared.
01:10:32Yeah.
01:10:33I am fragile.
01:10:35And you knew that better than anyone.
01:10:38Not my concern anymore.
01:10:41That's just what we do, isn't it?
01:10:44We just don't tell each other, right?
01:10:45We just play games.
01:10:47Yes, we played ourselves now.
01:10:59I am scared.
01:11:01Yeah.
01:11:02I am fragile.
01:11:04And you knew that better than anyone.
01:11:07Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:09I mean, he's an asshole too, but...
01:11:11Why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:13When all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me.
01:11:22Babes?
01:11:22Hey.
01:11:24Sir, are you okay?
01:11:26All right, Chase.
01:11:27Sorry, babe.
01:11:28Just need to be alone right now.
01:11:32Mind if I sit here with you?
01:11:36Looks like you can use a swimmer's shoulder.
01:11:38Best to cry on.
01:11:42Glad I can make you smile, Phoebs.
01:11:45Whoever made you cry, you know, that's a real asshole.
01:11:54Ow!
01:12:01I love this place, you know.
01:12:03I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:12:09Now it's your place too.
01:12:12You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:16Yeah, I know.
01:12:17You used to stand up right there.
01:12:21Wait, you knew?
01:12:22Come on, Phoebs.
01:12:24Chase, you weren't exactly subtle.
01:12:31I've noticed you both.
01:12:35Actually, a little.
01:12:38Then why?
01:12:42Just feel me now.
01:12:45Chase.
01:12:46What?
01:12:47This doesn't feel right.
01:12:50What the hell, Chase?
01:12:53Chase, pop the brakes.
01:12:54That's way too fast.
01:12:57Come on, Phoebs.
01:12:58Drop the egg.
01:13:00Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:14I think that's what you wanted, right?
01:13:16Now I'm going to give it to you.
01:13:18No!
01:13:18Stop!
01:13:20Oh, please!
01:13:22Oh!
01:13:23Oh!
01:13:24Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:27Let go!
01:13:28Please let me go!
01:13:30Stop!
01:13:36Stop it!
01:13:38Chase!
01:13:38Chase, please, Chase!
01:13:40Stop!
01:13:40Chase, this isn't you.
01:13:41You're supposed to be the nice guy.
01:13:44The fucking nice guy.
01:13:46Chase, this isn't you.
01:13:47No!
01:13:51No!
01:13:53No!
01:13:56What the?
01:14:01She fucking said no!
01:14:08Hey, you okay?
01:14:10Oh, I was so scared.
01:14:13So what the fuck should we do with this piece of shit?
01:14:26That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:29Say it!
01:14:31I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:35I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:39I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:43I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:50I'm an asshole!
01:14:53Asshole!
01:15:07Hey, Phoebe, you don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:12Just, just breathe with me, all right?
01:15:14Okay, in, out.
01:15:20I thought, I don't know, my brain just broke.
01:15:25I thought he was my friend.
01:15:28Why would he do that to me?
01:15:30I feel so stupid!
01:15:33Phoebe, Phoebe, look at me.
01:15:36You were not stupid.
01:15:37You were terrified.
01:15:39And you fought back.
01:15:40You, you bit him, you pulled away.
01:15:42You did everything you could.
01:15:46I, I, I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:15:50I'm sorry.
01:15:51I'm sorry.
01:15:56You saved me, Beau.
01:15:58You saved me when I was just some nobody, just some nerd.
01:16:02I, I didn't save you.
01:16:04You saved me.
01:16:06And you saved yourself.
01:16:07I, I am just an idiot who's too quick to throw punches.
01:16:16And you're right.
01:16:18And you are not a nerd.
01:16:21You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:28You want to get out of here?
01:16:29Get to school.
01:16:31Yeah.
01:16:32Yeah.
01:16:35You okay?
01:16:41You ready for a ride?
01:16:43Sit tight.
01:16:44Yeah.
01:17:07You ready for a ride?
01:17:14showing up every time I fall apart I should not be crushing this part
01:17:35I'm absolutely crushing it
01:17:51do you want to have sex?
01:18:35do you want to have sex?
01:18:38Yeah, I'm always packing
01:18:41Pun intended
01:19:13Wait
01:19:18Wait
01:19:20Um
01:19:22I'm a little nervous
01:19:23So
01:19:25I'm gonna go shower first
01:19:27Yeah
01:19:30Yeah, yeah, absolutely
01:19:31No rush
01:19:49This is it, baby
01:19:50The only way you've been waiting for your entire life
01:19:52You can do this
01:19:56Oh my god
01:19:58You're actually in her room
01:20:00And she's taking a shower
01:20:02Oh my god
01:20:08What the hell
01:20:18Colby
01:20:19Colby
01:20:19Dang it
01:20:25Hi
01:20:26Hey
01:20:27There's something important
01:20:29I need to tell you first
01:20:31What is it?
01:20:32I need a shower too
01:20:35The shower's all yours
01:20:37Stupid
01:20:40Say it
01:20:56Oh my god
01:21:01Oh my god
01:21:05What's that?
01:21:06Oh my god
01:21:07It's so strange
01:21:07Let's go
01:21:07Let's go
01:21:07I can't take her
01:21:13Stupid.
01:21:19No!
01:21:34Oh, shit!
01:21:36It's...
01:21:42Hi!
01:21:44Surprise!
01:21:45Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:47You met our little friend there.
01:21:49You've actually touched it.
01:21:50And I touched myself.
01:21:51No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:54Shit!
01:22:05You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:07You won't need it ever again.
01:22:34This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement.
01:22:37I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:45Ditto, Phoebe Phillips.
01:22:47And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:53Phoebe.
01:22:55Will you take me?
01:22:57Is it first?
01:22:59First.
01:23:01It could only be you, Beau.
01:23:12And I love you too.
01:23:26Okay.
01:23:49Good morning, princess.
01:23:52Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:24:00That's just my bed chem.
01:24:02My bed chemistry.
01:24:04Perks of being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:06You're such a dork.
01:24:08You're such a dork.
01:24:15You're such a dork.
01:24:15What happened here?
01:24:22That, um, my mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy boat.
01:24:31And on the way there, I got scratched by a tree branch.
01:24:37And I still insisted on going.
01:24:39When we got there, my boat drifted too far out in the waves.
01:24:44So she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it.
01:24:48Um, but even after it got dark, she never came back.
01:24:58She never came back.
01:25:05And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today.
01:25:13She wouldn't have died.
01:25:15Beau.
01:25:20Beau.
01:25:24I am so sorry.
01:25:26And you saw me almost drowned at the pool when we were-
01:25:28I can't believe I used that to blackmail you.
01:25:32I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:25:36I feel so stupid.
01:25:38No.
01:25:43No, Phoebe.
01:25:49You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing.
01:25:52You believed in me.
01:25:54And you gave me a purpose.
01:25:55You made me want to do better.
01:25:57To be better.
01:26:00You saved me.
01:26:12All right.
01:26:13What happened?
01:26:14I'm good, I'm good.
01:26:14Are you good?
01:26:15I need you on.
01:26:17And we need to all have a chat later.
01:26:20Clement!
01:26:23I got a report.
01:26:25It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:30What?
01:26:32No, what the hell?
01:26:33I-I...
01:26:34I saw it.
01:26:36Beau Clement tried to rape a girl last night.
01:26:39Oh, shit.
01:26:40Fucking say that again.
01:26:42You heard me.
01:26:43I saw you try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:49Yes!
01:26:49Oh.
01:26:50All you know is how to solve problems with your business!
01:26:57Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:27:03Beau didn't do any of that.
01:27:05Phoebe?
01:27:06What the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:09Last night, Bo Clement was with me.
01:27:12In my bedroom.
01:27:14Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:17Coach Honda, don't believe me.
01:27:18She's just a slut.
01:27:20We'll throw herself at anyone.
01:27:21I mean, fucking look at her.
01:27:27I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:27:31This is fake.
01:27:33It's edited, Coach.
01:27:34It's obviously edited.
01:27:35Chase Thompson!
01:27:36You're off, my swim team.
01:27:38Now!
01:27:49You three, principal's office, now.
01:27:53You three thought you were slick,
01:27:57slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates.
01:28:07You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:10Twice.
01:28:14Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:20Oh, shit.
01:28:22That never gets old.
01:28:23This school is toxic, A.M.
01:28:27Ah!
01:28:35Chop-chop, ladies.
01:28:44Oh, holly make-out sessions, free comedy.
01:28:48Best school day ever.
01:28:57Capital A for absolutely, and you're a capital A for ace, babe.
01:29:03Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
01:29:07Last year, computer, math is an official member of the lobbyist.
01:29:07I think it was yep.
01:29:07Okay.
01:29:08Today.
01:29:08Bye.
01:29:08Bye.
01:29:08Bye.
01:29:08Bye.
01:29:08Bye.
01:29:15Bye.
01:29:18Bye.
01:29:20Bye.
01:29:20You
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