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India -Worst Country in the World
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00:00:15India, a country shrouded in mystery.
00:00:18It is a cursed land, and quite possibly the most disgusting country on earth today.
00:00:25Some may even say it is the worst country to ever exist.
00:00:32In this god-forsaken land, the native Indian Hindu, more colloquially known as the Pajit,
00:00:39breeds out of control like a plague of rats.
00:00:43Often defecating in the open with no regard for its native habitat,
00:00:48the Pajit spreads across the face of the earth like a cancerous tumour,
00:00:53consuming all in its path while the world watches on in disgust and horror.
00:01:06With almost 1.4 billion Pajits and rising,
00:01:12our Mother Earth buckles under the terrible strain,
00:01:14as these creatures rapidly multiply in their own filth,
00:01:19with seemingly no end in sight.
00:01:30Although they are incredibly disgusting and unhygienic creatures,
00:01:35somehow the Pajit manages to procreate and thrive in its horrible surroundings.
00:01:50Often mutated due to its toxic environment,
00:01:54the Pajit wallows in superstition.
00:01:57Its life is one of never-ending death,
00:02:01never-ending defecation,
00:02:02and even more,
00:02:04never-ending degeneracy.
00:02:07To gaze at India is like looking into the very mouth of hell itself.
00:02:21Mired in filth,
00:02:22the disgusting slum-like conditions of India
00:02:25are a blight on the once beautiful face of Mother Earth.
00:02:30Every time a new Pajit is born,
00:02:33she sheds a single tear.
00:02:35These tears rain down on our landscape
00:02:37as the Earth cries out in agony.
00:02:40In its relentless march to destroy everything around it,
00:02:44the Pajit litters its surrounding environment
00:02:47with a never-ending amount of trash and feces.
00:02:50One wonders,
00:02:51will there be any end to this horror?
00:02:54Dear viewers,
00:02:55it is my honor to present to you, India,
00:02:58the worst country on Earth.
00:03:01Now's the time to fade your eyes,
00:03:04open your eyes,
00:03:06open your minds,
00:03:08proud that you're gone,
00:03:10don't pretend to be nice.
00:03:13Trust in yourself,
00:03:15break yourself,
00:03:17feed that machine that burns in your head.
00:03:24Oh,
00:03:24you're so sick.
00:03:25It's the only thing you can do.
00:03:27Yeah,
00:03:28it's the same thing you can do.
00:03:29Yeah.
00:03:30Will you offer me some tricks?
00:03:32If I ever need them?
00:03:33What you got into that room?
00:03:36If I call them?
00:03:38Do you think it's my factor?
00:03:40And when you're ready for the rest?
00:03:42You realize there's a problem.
00:03:44I know that you think it's your best.
00:03:46Have you ever had a dream?
00:03:49Or is that just a trip?
00:03:50A trip without chances.
00:03:53A trip without chances.
00:03:54A trip without fear.
00:03:56Open your eyes,
00:03:58open your minds,
00:04:00proud that you're gone,
00:04:02don't pretend to be nice.
00:04:04Trust in yourself,
00:04:06break out your stairs,
00:04:09feed that machine that burns in your head.
00:04:13Trust in yourself,
00:04:18break out your stairs,
00:04:20feed that machine that burns in your head.
00:04:27The native Hindu of India,
00:04:29more commonly known simply as Pajit,
00:04:31is a cursed and often reviled species.
00:04:35Mocked by everyone around it,
00:04:37the Pajit often spends its days seething
00:04:40in delusional rage on the internet,
00:04:42trying to convince others
00:04:44that India is or will one day be a superpower.
00:04:49Of course,
00:04:50most people don't fall for this ruse.
00:04:52The premise is entirely ridiculous after all.
00:04:54A disgusting but fascinating species.
00:04:59The Pajit is widely known for several key characteristics.
00:05:03First and foremost of these is its relatively low intelligence.
00:05:07With a median IQ of just 76.2,
00:05:11the Pajit fails to impress with its limited cognitive functionality.
00:05:16For reference,
00:05:17other more evolved species,
00:05:19such as the Western Lowland Gorilla,
00:05:22have been shown to have an IQ score ranging between 70 to 90.
00:05:26In comparison to this lofty intelligence,
00:05:30the Pajit falls depressingly short.
00:05:33However,
00:05:34this low intelligence score comes as no surprise.
00:05:38The Pajit is well known for having the smallest brain
00:05:41of any of the human sub-variants.
00:05:44The smallness of its brain is only rivaled
00:05:47by the equally small size of its reproductive organs.
00:05:52Cursed from birth to live a miserable existence,
00:05:55the Pajit has the second smallest average penis size
00:06:00of any of the many and varied races of humanity on Earth today.
00:06:05Incredibly short and falling into a category
00:06:08often known simply as manlets.
00:06:11The average height of the Pajit is a mere 5 foot 7 inches,
00:06:16hardly impressive by any means.
00:06:18But shockingly enough,
00:06:20as the Pajit destroys its native habitat,
00:06:23it is only getting shorter.
00:06:25In a few decades, perhaps,
00:06:28they will be under 5 feet in height,
00:06:30if there is any of them left at all.
00:06:34Stunningly unattractive,
00:06:36the Pajit is the least desirable species
00:06:39of any male on Earth.
00:06:41And if given the choice,
00:06:43human females will choose literally
00:06:45almost any other partner.
00:06:47Indeed,
00:06:49indeed,
00:06:49in a practice known in India as Love Jihad,
00:06:53the female variety of the Indian species
00:06:55will often choose to copulate and bear young
00:06:58to Muslims from the opposing Pakistani tribes.
00:07:03This practice is growing increasingly more common in India today,
00:07:07and it serves as no surprise.
00:07:11Famous for their terrible body odor,
00:07:14the Pajit exudes a thick miasma around himself,
00:07:18smelling strongly of sweat, curry, smelly feet,
00:07:22and with a faint tinge of feces.
00:07:24This may be due to the traditional Pajit method
00:07:27of cleaning themselves after they practice defecation.
00:07:33In stark contrast to methods used
00:07:36by the more civilized members of the human race,
00:07:39the Pajit will simply wipe his bottom with his hand
00:07:42before splashing water on his hind regions
00:07:45in a futile effort to clean himself.
00:07:49Although given how much of the water around him
00:07:52is itself polluted by feces,
00:07:55it's questionable if the Pajit is ever really clean.
00:07:59Even when the migratory hordes of Pajits
00:08:02travel to other parts of the globe
00:08:05seeking menial employment,
00:08:07perhaps as an Uber driver or food delivery worker,
00:08:11they often carry a bottle with them
00:08:13so they can quickly defecate
00:08:15and rinse their nether regions on the go.
00:08:19Perhaps the most bewildering of the Pajits' characteristics
00:08:22is their proclivity for head-bobbling.
00:08:26Thought by some experts to be an expression
00:08:28of their deep inferiority complex,
00:08:31Pajits can often be seen
00:08:33bobbling their heads when they talk.
00:08:36It could be speculated
00:08:37that many of the bizarre eccentricities
00:08:41of the Pajits of India
00:08:43may be due to the high rate of inbreeding
00:08:45that occurs within the country.
00:08:48This inbreeding results
00:08:50in a high rate of birth defects,
00:08:52although given how dysgenic and misshapen
00:08:55the average Pajit appears to be,
00:08:57it would be very difficult to tell
00:08:58if he was quote-unquote normal or not.
00:09:01In some cases,
00:09:02these birth defects
00:09:03lead to spectacular mutations
00:09:05and could lead one to question
00:09:07whether the Pajit was really human or not.
00:09:09Perhaps they could be vile chaos creatures
00:09:12from the warp.
00:09:13I doubt even the famous H.P. Lovecraft
00:09:16could have envisioned such horrors.
00:09:22Females from other varieties of humans
00:09:24often ignore the Pajit
00:09:26and rebuff his elaborate attempts
00:09:28to attract a mate.
00:09:30With such misfortune,
00:09:32it's a wonder they can breed
00:09:34in such large numbers at all.
00:09:38Plagued by constant misfortune
00:09:40in all areas of life,
00:09:42even the nomenclature
00:09:43used by the Pajit
00:09:45in their primitive dialects
00:09:46makes them sound absolutely ridiculous.
00:09:49With names like Sukhdeep Dikshit,
00:09:51it is no wonder
00:09:53that so very many females
00:09:54of the Indian species
00:09:55choose to cheat on their partners.
00:09:58Even Indian women of the night
00:10:01known for selling their love
00:10:03to almost anyone
00:10:04with enough money to pay
00:10:06outright reject
00:10:08the awkward and clumsy advances
00:10:10of the Pajit.
00:10:12Perpetually unlucky in love,
00:10:15the Pajit is rejected
00:10:16by almost all women.
00:10:18I know this Indian girl
00:10:20and she goes to university abroad
00:10:22outside of India.
00:10:23So then I asked her,
00:10:25like, are you excited to see
00:10:26how the Indian guys are there?
00:10:27And she was like,
00:10:29Naila, I'm not even looking
00:10:31at the Indian guys.
00:10:32I'm only interested
00:10:34in the white guys.
00:10:38Even women of different species
00:10:40of human find the Pajit unattractive.
00:10:43Here we can see several examples
00:10:46of the noble African-American
00:10:48expressing their distaste
00:10:50toward the inferior males
00:10:52of the Pajit species.
00:10:55Okay, what race would y'all not date
00:10:56and why?
00:10:57I use Indians
00:10:59because I heard they
00:10:59f***ing.
00:11:00That's true, bro.
00:11:02You can't do Indian either?
00:11:03No, okay, what about you?
00:11:04Same thing.
00:11:05You can't do Indian either?
00:11:06No?
00:11:07G, come here.
00:11:08G.
00:11:08What race y'all say?
00:11:09I say Indian.
00:11:10Yeah, I can't do it.
00:11:11It's killer.
00:11:13007.
00:11:14Okay.
00:11:15What race would y'all not date
00:11:16and why?
00:11:17Oh, Indian.
00:11:18I can't do no Indian
00:11:19because I just can't
00:11:20see myself with them.
00:11:22An Indian,
00:11:22but I kind of want to
00:11:23wipe right now.
00:11:25They just stank.
00:11:26Smell like cheese.
00:11:28Smell like a new.
00:11:29Oh, I wouldn't date
00:11:31someone who's mixed
00:11:32Indian and black.
00:11:33Indians, I'm sorry,
00:11:34I just can't date y'all
00:11:35because your food stink.
00:11:36You guys might stink.
00:11:37And no,
00:11:38you stink.
00:11:39They're like curry
00:11:40and that's why
00:11:40her pussy smell like curry.
00:11:41I'm sorry.
00:11:42I'm not gonna date
00:11:43no Indian
00:11:43because I really
00:11:44hate the smell of curry
00:11:45and like all these
00:11:46Indians smell curry
00:11:47and they're like
00:11:47a lot of them
00:11:48be musty too.
00:11:49And like I just
00:11:50can't do that
00:11:51and like they just
00:11:52smell so shit.
00:11:54Faced with these facts,
00:11:56the Pajit male
00:11:57will often fly
00:11:58into a terrible rage
00:12:00expressing his displeasure
00:12:01on internet forums
00:12:03like r
00:12:04slash Asian Masculinity
00:12:06on the website Reddit.
00:12:08However,
00:12:09there is little to fear
00:12:10from this impotent rage.
00:12:12Despite its large population
00:12:15due to the small stature
00:12:16and low IQ of the Pajit,
00:12:19India has only won
00:12:2135 Olympics medals
00:12:22in its entire history
00:12:24unless you count
00:12:26the Special Olympics
00:12:27where India
00:12:28has achieved
00:12:29stunning success
00:12:30when placed on a level
00:12:32playing field.
00:12:34And impotent
00:12:35these threats are
00:12:36with their declining environment
00:12:39and slovenly living standards,
00:12:41India is fast becoming
00:12:43the impotence capital
00:12:45of the world.
00:12:46Luckily,
00:12:47faced with these setbacks,
00:12:49the Pajits of India
00:12:50have devised
00:12:51some ingenious
00:12:52coping measures
00:12:53summarized
00:12:55in Pooh's Laws.
00:12:56In the first of these laws,
00:12:58we can see that
00:12:59the longer you argue
00:13:00with a Pajit online,
00:13:02the more likely it is
00:13:04he will claim
00:13:04he has sex with women,
00:13:06especially white women.
00:13:08Although,
00:13:09due to his many
00:13:10shortcomings,
00:13:11anyone could tell
00:13:13this is blatantly
00:13:14untrue.
00:13:16The second law,
00:13:17perhaps the most widely
00:13:19employed by the Pajit,
00:13:21is to attempt
00:13:21to deflect criticism
00:13:23of himself
00:13:24onto others
00:13:25around him.
00:13:26For instance,
00:13:27he may blame China
00:13:28or Pakistan
00:13:29for his misfortunes.
00:13:31He may also
00:13:32blame the British
00:13:33or cite examples
00:13:35from far
00:13:36into ancient history.
00:13:37For instance,
00:13:38if you point out
00:13:39that people in India
00:13:40defecate on the street,
00:13:42the Pajit will
00:13:43glibly reply
00:13:44that people
00:13:45in 12th century England
00:13:46also practiced
00:13:48open defecation.
00:13:50The third law,
00:13:51often seen used
00:13:52in conjunction
00:13:53with the second,
00:13:55involves the Pajit,
00:13:56comparing your actions
00:13:57to his,
00:13:58particularly immature.
00:14:00This is like
00:14:01the grown-up version
00:14:02of a young child
00:14:03in kindergarten,
00:14:04saying,
00:14:05I know you are,
00:14:06but what am I?
00:14:08Virtually nobody
00:14:09is impressed by this,
00:14:10but in the Pajit's mind,
00:14:12he has scored
00:14:13a temporary victory.
00:14:14This incredible power
00:14:16of self-delusion
00:14:17is a masterstroke
00:14:18of evolution
00:14:18and shows us
00:14:20that no matter
00:14:20the odds,
00:14:21life always finds a way.
00:14:25Every morning,
00:14:26the Pajit awakens
00:14:27in what he firmly
00:14:29believes is a superpower.
00:14:31In New Delhi,
00:14:32the historic capital
00:14:34of India,
00:14:35he opens the window
00:14:36to his run-down slum apartment
00:14:38and looks outside.
00:14:41Amidst the giant
00:14:42landfills of trash,
00:14:44so tall they need
00:14:45warning lights
00:14:46to prevent aircraft
00:14:47crashing into them.
00:14:49The Pajit can see
00:14:50his dreams
00:14:51of what he believes
00:14:52is the greatest country
00:14:54on Earth.
00:14:58Anyone not gifted
00:14:59with the Pajit's
00:15:00incredible powers
00:15:01of self-delusion
00:15:02would see a shattered
00:15:04and destroyed landscape
00:15:05covered in trash.
00:15:07The wildlife,
00:15:08what there is left of it,
00:15:10clings on
00:15:11to a miserable existence.
00:15:26The Pajit's
00:15:27Few could look upon
00:15:28such wanton devastation
00:15:29and feel anything
00:15:30but incredible sadness.
00:15:32In his endless entitlement,
00:15:35insecurity,
00:15:35and hubris,
00:15:37the Pajit lays waste
00:15:38to everything
00:15:39in his path.
00:15:41Scenes reminiscent
00:15:42of even the most
00:15:43war-ravaged cities
00:15:44of the Second World War
00:15:46are repeated
00:15:47over and over again.
00:15:49There is seemingly
00:15:51no bounds
00:15:51to the ability
00:15:52of the Pajit
00:15:53to bring his native habitat
00:15:55to ruin.
00:15:56No other creature
00:15:58could be so careless,
00:15:59so destructive,
00:16:01or so callous.
00:16:02But the Pajit,
00:16:03wrapped in his
00:16:05thick self-delusion,
00:16:06can see absolutely
00:16:07nothing wrong
00:16:08with his environment.
00:16:09For him,
00:16:11this wasteland
00:16:11embodies everything
00:16:12he perceives
00:16:13to be quintessentially Indian,
00:16:15and he feels nothing
00:16:16but a sense of pride.
00:16:18To anyone else,
00:16:19these conditions
00:16:20would be almost intolerable.
00:16:22But with a smug arrogance,
00:16:25the Pajit will wade
00:16:27through mountains of trash
00:16:28and proudly tell you
00:16:29India is superior
00:16:31to your country.
00:16:33Although any of the
00:16:34human variants
00:16:35blessed with a larger brain
00:16:37could easily see
00:16:38that it is not.
00:16:40Much like a 1.4 billion
00:16:42strong army of orcs
00:16:44from the Lord of the Rings books
00:16:46by the late J.R.R. Tolkien,
00:16:49the Pajit wages
00:16:50his terrible and endless war
00:16:52against our Mother Earth
00:16:54with reckless abandon.
00:16:59Do you know
00:17:01how the orcs
00:17:02first came to be?
00:17:06They were elves once.
00:17:11Taken by the dark powers,
00:17:15tortured and mutilated.
00:17:17A ruined
00:17:19and terrible
00:17:21form of life.
00:17:25Whom do you serve?
00:17:27Saruman!
00:17:47The night has this
00:17:48to be the only one
00:17:49who is the only one
00:17:50who is of the same
00:17:51or whoever was
00:17:54in the space.
00:17:55Have you ever seen
00:18:06the people who are
00:18:09the people who are
00:23:41Let's go.
00:23:41We're going.
00:23:43I think right now.
00:23:44Oh, you got to roll them.
00:23:53You know, it's hard to get to my poop.
00:23:58And the pig right next to it.
00:24:00He was catching his pig.
00:24:02And fall down and got stuck.
00:24:04Oh, the pig pushed him in.
00:24:06Oh, look the dog.
00:24:12Oh, the dog is eating his leg.
00:24:17The big belly.
00:24:31With limited food available for the stray dogs of India
00:24:34in a landscape of such incredible amounts of trash and feces,
00:24:38a favorite meal of these hardy dogs is the corpse of the Pajit.
00:24:44It looks yummy.
00:24:45It's about the most gruesome film.
00:24:49That's not the one you can see, I don't know.
00:24:51All the boys want to see this.
00:24:54I like this kind of stuff.
00:24:56It's very popular.
00:24:59All right, your only sense of enjoyment is eating sweets and...
00:25:02Although the Pajit probably tastes even worse than he smells,
00:25:06in such a devastated wasteland,
00:25:08these corpses are often the only food source available for these dogs.
00:25:14Unable to digest the plastic trash which grows in the mountains and rivers of India,
00:25:20they feed on this carry-on eagerly.
00:25:23This gruesome meal could be their last.
00:25:36Although it may seem cruel,
00:25:38the unfortunate animals who still reside in the devastated ecosystem of India live on,
00:25:44feeding on the discarded corpses of their tormentors.
00:25:48The cycle of life continues.
00:25:53Much like the trash, the corpses are also sometimes burned.
00:25:57A once practiced ritual in India known as Sati,
00:26:01commonly saw the Pajit's wife immolated alive with the body of her husband after his death.
00:26:08Although, thankfully, this barbaric ritual has now been outlawed.
00:26:13In the modern India of today, once her husband, the Pajit, dies,
00:26:19the female of the Indian species is free to pursue relationships,
00:26:24often with males from more physically prominent members of the human race.
00:26:30Here, in the twilight years of her life,
00:26:33the Indian female can perhaps find the love and sexual pleasure
00:26:37she was sorely lacking in her marriage with Pajit.
00:26:41One can only hope she finally finds happiness,
00:26:45something lacking in abundance in India.
00:26:53Although many members of the human race would be perturbed by the decrepit conditions in India,
00:26:59the Pajits of India have perfectly adapted to the filth of their surrounding environment.
00:27:06This can be seen most apparently in what passes for food in India.
00:27:11Many would be unable to stomach such dishes,
00:27:14but for the hardy Pajit, just about anything is tolerable.
00:27:19In this aspect, the Pajit shows his incredible resilience and adaptability,
00:27:24a true omnivore in every sense of the word.
00:27:27He's able and willing to consume almost anything to meet his daily nutritional needs.
00:27:47With an immune system evolved over dozens of generations,
00:27:52spend living in this filth and squalor,
00:27:54here on full display we can observe the Pajit's most admirable characteristic,
00:28:00and perhaps his only positive one.
00:28:04Food hygiene practices that would see almost any other member of the human race laid low
00:28:10with illness and explosive diarrhea,
00:28:12or even an untimely demise, are of little concern to the Pajit.
00:28:19In fact, he readily enjoys consuming these dishes,
00:28:22and will often gloat on the internet about how his country, India, the superpower,
00:28:29has incredible food.
00:28:32Many people, however, may disagree with this assumption.
00:29:02As with all members of the human race,
00:29:05daily meals are an important and necessary measure for the survival of the Pajits of India.
00:29:12However, unlike most other species of humans, for the Pajit,
00:29:17cutlery, plates, or even tables are entirely optional.
00:29:22Much like when he needs to defecate,
00:29:24if there is nowhere else convenient, there is plenty of room on the street outside.
00:29:28.
00:29:33.
00:29:57So incredible is the immune system of the Pajit
00:30:01that they are even able to subsist off the urine and feces of other animals
00:30:07with no need to cook them beforehand.
00:30:11Abhorrent to everyone else in the human race, in India,
00:30:14these two dishes are considered a delicacy,
00:30:18a traditional meal for a very traditional culture.
00:30:22The practice of consuming urine and feces in India
00:30:26is a tale as old as time itself.
00:30:29A country rich in culture and tradition,
00:30:32and although India is changing, one thing remains the same.
00:30:36The cow is sacred.
00:30:39And believe it or not, the cow is so revered here
00:30:43that men and women actually coat their heads and faces with cow urine.
00:30:52For the Hindus of northern India, the cow is not a typical farm animal.
00:30:58These bovine represent motherhood, and their milk sustains and nourishes them.
00:31:04But in this case, it's not the milk these men and women are waiting for.
00:31:10It's the urine.
00:31:12Known as a sacred gift from the cow,
00:31:15the urine is commonly sprinkled in the home to protect the surroundings.
00:31:20We sprinkle for purify our house and keep away evil.
00:31:23But this unusual practice doesn't stop there.
00:31:29These men actually rub cow urine into their hair.
00:31:33Some even splash it right on their face.
00:31:42I begin my day splashing some of it in my eyes, my head, and consuming a little.
00:31:47It is, you know, one of the finest things one can have.
00:31:51And this extreme form of worshipping is not a passing fad.
00:31:55It's been around for centuries.
00:31:59I have been consuming the cow urine for many, many years today.
00:32:05Surprisingly, cow urine is even used by residents as a form of medical treatment.
00:32:11Locals believe it cures anything from liver disease to obesity and cancer.
00:32:17In India, the cow is seen as holy,
00:32:20and it forms a vital and integral part of the Pajit's ecosystem.
00:32:25A crime to eat the cow itself, Pajit's abhor beef.
00:32:30But they make wide-scale use of the products the cow produces,
00:32:35especially its feces.
00:32:37More than just a quick meal,
00:32:39consuming the dung of the Indian cow is also a form of worship for the Pajit.
00:32:45To him, there is no higher honor than receiving this blessing
00:32:49from a creature of such divinity.
00:33:05The vast majority of people would recoil in horror
00:33:09at the thought of consuming any type of feces.
00:33:12But for the Pajit, this is a daily practice.
00:33:15Much like the cow itself,
00:33:18the dung of the creature forms an indispensable part of the Pajit's ecosystem,
00:33:25and without it, it is unlikely that he would survive.
00:33:29Not just a source of food,
00:33:31the cow's dung carries a much greater significance in India.
00:33:41Found in great abundance,
00:33:43India's rich and seemingly inexhaustible supplies of cow dung
00:33:48play an important part of the Pajit's everyday life.
00:33:53Almost as important as oxygen or water,
00:33:56the Pajit needs access to this material
00:34:00to exist in even the most basic fashion.
00:34:04We Indians believe that 33 types of gods are in the cow's body.
00:34:09This is the goddess of wealth, that is Lakshmi.
00:34:12She is staying here at the place where cow dung comes out.
00:34:15So there is wealth in the utilization of cow dung.
00:34:19And utilize it, they do.
00:34:22Every day, over 6,000 pounds of the stuff comes out of these cows,
00:34:28from which the clinic makes health and beauty products.
00:34:33This is a cow dung.
00:34:34It all gives a very soothing effect on the skin.
00:34:37These sacred stools are used to produce cosmetic must-haves,
00:34:43like cow dung soap.
00:34:46We have been receiving phone calls from beauty parlors from Canada
00:34:49and from many places.
00:34:51And the poop piece de resistance,
00:34:53a product to test the faith of the most devoted bovine devotee,
00:34:58cow dung tooth powder.
00:35:00This tooth powder want to be very effective
00:35:03and completely protect from pyreya.
00:35:05So, if gum disease is your problem,
00:35:08a scoop of poop might be the solution.
00:35:11Much of India's vast wealth
00:35:13can be found in its seemingly limitless supply
00:35:17of readily available faeces.
00:35:20In a landscape as polluted and devastated
00:35:22by the ravages of the Pajit's proclivity
00:35:25to consume and destroy all around it,
00:35:28the dung of the Indian cow
00:35:30is the adhesive that holds it all together.
00:35:40Without this plentiful bounty,
00:35:43India itself would cease to function.
00:35:57With all these things,
00:35:59there is one overriding principle.
00:36:01Nature is our greatest ally
00:36:03and our biggest inspiration.
00:36:05We just have to do what nature has always done.
00:36:08It worked out the secret of life
00:36:10long ago.
00:36:11In this world,
00:36:13a species can only thrive
00:36:15when everything else around it thrives too.
00:36:22For the Pajits of India to thrive,
00:36:25the cow must also thrive.
00:36:27The dung is their most sacred
00:36:29and valuable resource.
00:36:34The country of India known as Bharat,
00:36:37land of the Pajit,
00:36:40home of the cow dung.
00:36:41Whoever controls the cows
00:36:43controls the dung.
00:36:45Whoever controls the dung
00:36:47controls India.
00:37:02Not just a food source.
00:37:05The dung serves as fuel,
00:37:07a building material,
00:37:08a toothpaste and a soap.
00:37:10Their fates forever entwined
00:37:12with feces in a symbiotic fashion.
00:37:15To the Pajits of India,
00:37:16cow dung represents very life itself.
00:37:23Much like a dung beetle,
00:37:25the Pajit jealously hoards
00:37:27its stocks of feces.
00:37:30With this supply,
00:37:31they can endure any hardship.
00:37:33They want not for food,
00:37:35energy or even shelter.
00:37:36In India,
00:37:37everything is dung
00:37:38and dung is everything.
00:37:46There has probably never been
00:37:48a more poignant love affair
00:37:50in all of nature's history
00:37:51than that between the Pajit
00:37:53and his dung.
00:37:57India is resplendent
00:37:59in its natural beauty.
00:38:00The sights,
00:38:02the smells and sounds
00:38:03are a sight to behold.
00:38:05A true triumph of life
00:38:07in all of its majesty.
00:38:24Houses made of sticks
00:38:26and animal feces
00:38:27in all their simplicity.
00:38:29An enduring testament
00:38:31to the necessary relationship
00:38:33between a Pajit
00:38:34and his dung.
00:38:36Perfectly sustainable
00:38:37and radically advanced.
00:38:40With this technology,
00:38:42India will travel
00:38:43to the stars.
00:38:52Perhaps even more prominent
00:38:54than the giant mounds
00:38:56of trash
00:38:57that scar the landscape,
00:38:59fecal matter
00:39:00is the greatest symbol
00:39:02of India.
00:39:03At the end of the day,
00:39:05feces represents
00:39:06all the finest qualities
00:39:08of the Pajits.
00:39:10It is their most
00:39:11defining characteristic.
00:39:13and the one
00:39:14they are most
00:39:15well known for.
00:39:36Never more relaxed
00:39:37than he is
00:39:37when covered in feces.
00:39:39This is the Pajit
00:39:40in his natural environment.
00:39:47The Pajit
00:39:48Away from the endless trash
00:39:49and smog of the cities,
00:39:51here in his tub of feces,
00:39:54the Pajit wallows
00:39:55like a hippopotamus
00:39:56in the wilds of Africa.
00:39:59This is his element.
00:40:00From this tub,
00:40:01immersed in what he holds
00:40:03most dear in the world,
00:40:04cow dung,
00:40:05he is able to finally relax.
00:40:07No more is he worried
00:40:09no more is he worried
00:40:09about his low IQ
00:40:10or the depressing size
00:40:12of his woefully small
00:40:13reproductive organs.
00:40:16From this vantage point,
00:40:18he can see the entire world
00:40:20laid bare before him.
00:40:22For the first time in a while,
00:40:24he allows his mind to drift
00:40:26to thoughts of becoming
00:40:28the CEO
00:40:28of an information technology company
00:40:31like Microsoft
00:40:32or Google
00:40:33or perhaps even
00:40:35the Prime Minister of Britain.
00:40:41It is in tubs of feces
00:40:43such as these
00:40:44the male of the Pajit species
00:40:46will spend the most important
00:40:48parts of his life.
00:40:49A social venue
00:40:51and a forum for him
00:40:52to voice his ideas.
00:40:54From here,
00:40:55he can decide
00:40:56which Western country
00:40:57he wants to move to
00:40:58to spread his unique form
00:41:00of filth and stench
00:41:02to the greater world.
00:41:04Even though
00:41:05he is often told otherwise,
00:41:07he believes his way of life
00:41:09would be a benefit
00:41:10to other countries,
00:41:11but not to India,
00:41:12for there is nothing else
00:41:14for him to do here.
00:41:16In his mind,
00:41:17India is already a superpower
00:41:19and he must migrate elsewhere
00:41:21if he is to find
00:41:22a willing mate
00:41:23and spread his genes.
00:41:29With his impulsive need
00:41:30to procreate with a woman
00:41:32willing or otherwise,
00:41:34the Pajit often decides
00:41:35to leave his homeland of India
00:41:37and travel to other parts
00:41:39of the world.
00:41:40Although he considers India
00:41:42the greatest country
00:41:43to ever exist,
00:41:45the Pajit invariably moves
00:41:47to a Western country.
00:41:48Why Pajits migrate
00:41:50in this manner
00:41:51is a mystery of nature.
00:41:53Unable to stand out
00:41:55from the crowd
00:41:56by staring creepily,
00:41:57the Pajit was unable
00:41:59to attract the attention
00:42:00of females
00:42:01from other human species
00:42:02who visited his homeland.
00:42:05Females who visit India
00:42:07in such a manner
00:42:08often fear being raped.
00:42:10Rape is the primary method
00:42:12the male of the Pajit species
00:42:14uses to secure a partner.
00:42:22Once he decides to begin
00:42:24the long journey
00:42:25outside of his native homeland
00:42:27after being rejected
00:42:29by all 700 million women
00:42:31in India,
00:42:32the Pajit sets his mind
00:42:34to attempting
00:42:35to attract a mate.
00:42:40Unimpressed by his crude
00:42:41courtship ritual,
00:42:43the female quickly flees.
00:42:46Never one to take no
00:42:47for an answer,
00:42:49the Pajit sets forth
00:42:50on his long migration
00:42:51to find a mate.
00:42:53Many Pajits fail
00:42:54in this task,
00:42:55but with his powerful
00:42:57sense of delusion,
00:42:58he believes
00:42:59he will be successful.
00:43:01Hi, how are you?
00:43:02Good.
00:43:03I'm from India.
00:43:04Okay.
00:43:04Let's say no.
00:43:05What?
00:43:06Let's hang out.
00:43:07Why?
00:43:07Because I'm from India.
00:43:09Because you're from India,
00:43:10we should hang out?
00:43:11Yeah, I'm wearing
00:43:12a window of clothing.
00:43:14Okay.
00:43:15You want to hang out?
00:43:16I don't know.
00:43:17So we can go
00:43:17somewhere else
00:43:18and go to our restaurant.
00:43:24Mission failed.
00:43:25We'll get up next time.
00:43:28As the Pajit fails
00:43:29to secure a mate
00:43:30once again,
00:43:31he moves on
00:43:32to greener pastures.
00:43:35It?
00:43:35Huh?
00:43:36It?
00:43:37It?
00:43:38It?
00:43:38It's in the sample?
00:43:39It's in the sample.
00:43:41Ha, ha, ho, ha?
00:43:42Where are we going?
00:43:43Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:43:45Huh?
00:43:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:43:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:43:49I'm scared.
00:43:50I'm dressed, dressed, dressed, dressed.
00:43:52Hi, hi, hi.
00:43:53Nice job.
00:43:53Next tomorrow.
00:43:55One?
00:43:56Ah?
00:43:56One?
00:43:57One?
00:43:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:44:01Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:44:02Oh, yeah, no.
00:44:12What the fuck?
00:44:17Time to go home.
00:44:18Hai.
00:44:19Hai.
00:44:20Bye-bye, bye-bye, oh, bye-bye.
00:44:22No, no, no, no, no, it's okay.
00:44:24My, my, it's all over there.
00:44:26Jason? Huh?
00:44:27Yeah, yeah, my, my house is there.
00:44:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:44:31Home, home. Home, my home over there. Okay.
00:44:34Bye.
00:44:35Again and again, these scenes play out in brutal fashion
00:44:38across the known world.
00:44:40But the Pajit has developed an almost trademark breeding strategy.
00:44:45He does not require the female to be willing, merely alone and vulnerable.
00:44:54Okay, okay, okay.
00:44:56Okay, okay, okay.
00:44:58Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:44:59Okay, okay, okay.
00:45:02Listen, come with me.
00:45:05Listen.
00:45:07Oh, please.
00:45:08Oh, please don't hold my arm or whatever.
00:45:13I'm alone.
00:45:14No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:18No, no, no, no, no.
00:45:20I have to take the MRT.
00:45:22MRT.
00:45:23I have to take MRT.
00:45:25Listen, listen, listen.
00:45:28I'm alone.
00:45:29I'm not alone, I'm not alone.
00:45:32I'm not alone.
00:45:32I'm not alone.
00:45:33No, no.
00:45:34Come, come.
00:45:36Oh, please help me, please help you.
00:45:41Please help me.
00:45:42Please help me.
00:45:51So, very close, but foiled by the presence of a more masculine male from the Asian variety
00:45:57of human, the Pajit once again failed to achieve copulation, but he never stops trying.
00:46:05In search of vulnerable females, he migrates to America.
00:46:08Here he may find more success.
00:46:11Who the fuck are you?
00:46:13Get off my car.
00:46:15Mom?
00:46:16Yes?
00:46:16Get out of here.
00:46:17Please.
00:46:18Help me out.
00:46:19Do you want me to beat you up?
00:46:20There's a what?
00:46:22There's a what?
00:46:23Don't stop me.
00:46:23Do you want me to?
00:46:24Fuck.
00:46:26Hey!
00:46:27Get the fuck away from my fucking house!
00:46:30Get the fuck out!
00:46:31Mom!
00:46:32He's on your car!
00:46:33Get off my mom's car!
00:46:35Please!
00:46:36Please!
00:46:36Please!
00:46:36Please!
00:46:36Please!
00:46:37Get off my building!
00:46:38Get off the building!
00:46:41Get off my building!
00:46:42Get off my building!
00:46:43Oh my God!
00:46:44I'm calling the fucking places!
00:46:45Get off my building!
00:46:46Go on!
00:46:48Come here!
00:46:50I got back home!
00:46:51Now!
00:46:52Get the fuck out of the fucking house now!
00:46:55You want me to kill you?
00:46:55I'm gonna fucking kill you!
00:46:57Please!
00:46:58I'm going to take the fire!
00:47:27Oh
00:47:30Oh
00:47:40Met with failure once again, he never gives up. The Pajit must rape at any cost
00:47:46He says I'm sorry for everything and we talk as friends and everything's okay. All of a sudden today I'm
00:47:52getting emails like where are you?
00:47:53Who are you with? What are you doing?
00:47:54He was looking for me for two days and like calling different places trying to find out where I was
00:48:00He looking in parking lots for my car. Okay
00:48:02Places where he thinks I would be and he finds my car and I guess today is when he put
00:48:07a GPS tractor on my car
00:48:08He's planning to put a GPS on
00:48:10That's what he told me. He said it's either these on the left side tires
00:48:13I don't know which tire it's under but he said it's like a magnetic device that's stuck under my car
00:48:17You have just seen the introduction of a disturbing case of stalking a girl whose identity is protected called the
00:48:24police
00:48:24As she has been the victim of a sick game by a stalker for some time
00:48:27She reached her breaking point when the suspect told her he was tracking her using GPS and that's where our
00:48:33case begins
00:48:34While one officer was having a conversation with her another was very successful in promptly locating the suspect
00:48:40and began questioning him about the situation
00:48:45Hello
00:48:46Hey, how are you?
00:48:47Good
00:48:48My name is Officer Winner with the John Street Police Department
00:48:50I don't know
00:48:51What's going on today?
00:48:52I just wanted to see where she was
00:48:57What's your relation together?
00:49:01So you guys are like friends?
00:49:03Yeah, kind of like friends, not girlfriend
00:49:05So that's what I did and I said I would never contact you again
00:49:08I destroyed the device
00:49:10Please this one time let me go because I am a student
00:49:15So this is the one time
00:49:17Alright, at this time you're under arrest for unlawful surveillance
00:49:26Alright, Ramesh, we're going to step back to the front of my car, okay?
00:49:29Because now you're in handcuffs and you're under arrest, I'm going to search you
00:49:32Foiled once again by the variant of human known as the police
00:49:36His mating strategy is not without risk
00:49:39But the Pajit's attempts to find a partner are not always so unsuccessful
00:49:45Sometimes the Pajit can find more success in groups
00:49:48In a breeding method often employed in nature by the Malar duck, colloquially termed gang rape
00:49:56The Pajit's of India often find more success
00:49:59In a recent example of this amazing natural phenomenon
00:50:03A group of seven Pajit's managed to overpower the husband of a female tourist
00:50:09Before forcibly breeding with his partner
00:50:11What happened to us?
00:50:13What did we say to anyone?
00:50:17We were killed in the hotel
00:50:19We hit a bullet
00:50:24We had a knife in the chest
00:50:24We killed him, he killed him
00:50:26And a Fernanda the viola
00:50:27Seven, seven boys
00:50:29Hijo this shit
00:50:33Well, what do we do?
00:50:35What do we do?
00:50:37What do we do?
00:50:38What do we do?
00:50:39What do we do?
00:50:40We went to the hospital, and we left the motorcycle there, and now they have brought us to another hospital
00:50:51to do the tests with ADN.
00:51:11Because Indian men are not strong enough to rape by themselves. It's physiology. Sociology, it's fucking science. You get your
00:51:28GED and come debate me, but it's true.
00:51:32Indian men don't have the upper body strength to pin and submit.
00:51:40Did you ever see an Indian dude in the UFC? No, you never will, unless he's a ring girl.
00:51:51That's why they created their god, Vishnu, with so many arms to represent what it would take for even their
00:52:03god to be able to take a lady down alone.
00:52:08The Pajit is ever innovative in methods he will use to spread his ever-increasing numbers across the globe.
00:52:17Falling short in attractiveness or the size of his reproductive organs, the Pajit has developed many ruses to isolate vulnerable
00:52:27females to rape.
00:52:29We can see this breeding strategy employed again and again in nature.
00:52:37Using an exploit known as the student visa, the Pajit travels to distant lands.
00:52:42In a cunning ruse, he masquerades as an Uber driver to isolate women alone in his rental car.
00:52:49There he is free to exercise his unique breeding strategy without interruption.
00:52:58Unfortunately, not all of his chosen mates survive this harsh style of breeding.
00:53:04And if things go wrong, the Pajit can quickly return to India in an attempt to escape consequences.
00:53:11Few variants of humans are able to survive the squalid conditions of his native habitat in India.
00:53:19And even fewer would choose to willingly pursue the Pajit into his sacred dung heaps to detain him for what
00:53:27some may call a terrible crime.
00:53:30Although others of the human species often look down on the mating strategy used by the Pajits of India,
00:53:39the Pajits themselves see nothing wrong with this.
00:53:42However, this is not the only mating strategy the Pajit employs to find a partner.
00:53:49In a stunning example of adaptability, the Pajit is one of the few known creatures on Earth today
00:53:56that engages in cross-species breeding.
00:54:01Here we can observe a Pajit in the wild, clumsily trying to copulate with one of his holy bovines.
00:54:09Perhaps due to the small size of his reproductive organs,
00:54:13the cow doesn't seem to notice it is being raped.
00:54:18These attempts at cross-species breeding by the Pajit in his homeland of India
00:54:23have been documented many times for posterity.
00:54:26These archives serve as a valuable resource for all
00:54:31who seek to understand the Pajit and his behaviors.
00:54:34Please?
00:54:36Go!
00:54:40Go!
00:54:41Go!
00:54:43Go!
00:54:43Go!
00:54:43Go!
00:54:43It's funny!
00:54:48The goes-you're the Perfect I think
00:54:53the guys take it open.
00:54:57Relax buddy.
00:54:59You're awake now.
00:55:01I was able to go a little slow to speed, but I couldn't see it.
00:55:05I can see it.
00:55:06These brothers and sisters are enjoying it.
00:55:12I'm still seeing it.
00:55:39In a horrific case which hasn't reported from Gargar in Maharashtra,
00:55:43a man was arrested by police for allegedly raping a straight female dog
00:55:47and forcing her to have an oral sex with him.
00:55:50Identified as 20-year-old Munmun Kumar,
00:55:53the accused was employed at a food outlet at the time of the arrest on Wednesday.
00:56:03Kumar was produced before court on Thursday and remanded in police custody till August 26.
00:56:08It was brought to the attention of an animal rights activist
00:56:10by a group of students who were visiting friends in Gargar, Sector 4 area.
00:56:15Upon witnessing the accused, penetrating the stray dog
00:56:18and forcing it to have oral sex with him,
00:56:20the student recorded a video and uploaded the same on the internet.
00:56:27It is unknown why the Pajits of India engage in this practice.
00:56:32Many other species of human would find it most bewildering.
00:56:37This method of breeding, although rape, would not be able to produce any offspring for the Pajit.
00:56:45Seemingly, the Pajit's instinct to rape defies any type of common sense.
00:57:07In a shocking incident that took place in Kolkata,
00:57:10a person named Kamlesh raped a female stray dog in his house in Lake Town.
00:57:15He got caught redheaded by locals during the act.
00:57:25Kamlesh, resident of Lake Town, did this heinous act
00:57:29after kidnapping female stray dog when his wife and children were not in town.
00:57:33Lake Town police station Sumoto lost FIR and he was arrested further.
00:57:45News Desk
00:58:00With such an abundance of stray dogs prevalent in India,
00:58:04the Pajit has no problems obtaining a mate when he looks outside of his own species.
00:58:10Perhaps scorned by human females and unable to breed otherwise,
00:58:15the Pajit's solution to his dilemma is to find the nearest lone animal.
00:58:20In this aspect, he displays his cunning nature.
00:58:24Able to take down defenceless creatures on his own,
00:58:29he does not need to share the spoils of his rape with a gang of other Pajit's.
00:58:38Stray dogs are one of the Pajit's favourite animals to crossbreed with,
00:58:42but he does not just limit his rapeful jaunts to dogs alone,
00:58:47known to also mate with cows, lizards and even chickens.
00:58:51The Pajit is just as omnivorous in his lovemaking as he is with his dietary habits.
00:59:04Nature is a cruel mistress, and the Pajit may seem callous in his attempts to breed.
00:59:09However, in the bigger scheme of life, the stray dog eventually gets the last laugh.
00:59:22The Pajit is often mocked by other races of human for these crossbreeding habits,
00:59:28and some may say rightfully so, but with his thick and rugged shield of cope and delusion.
00:59:35The Pajit is unable to ever acknowledge any wrongdoing on his own part.
00:59:40In his mind, any action he carries out can merely be explained away
00:59:45by referencing past grievances for the imagined wrongs he claims others have perpetuated against him.
00:59:53In one of the most spectacular displays of Pooh's third law ever witnessed in nature,
01:00:00the Pajit's of the Indian Cyber Defender Telegram channel, perhaps the most delusional Pajit's of all,
01:00:07posted furiously from their slum computers on the website formerly known as Twitter,
01:00:13spamming a handle that asked, what is wrong with India?
01:00:16With pictures and news stories of people from other races of humanity,
01:00:21engaging in similar practices to those of the Pajit himself.
01:00:27They believe by doing this, it absolves them of any responsibility for their actions.
01:00:34However, objectively, it does not.
01:00:37Anyone with an IQ over 80 would realize this simple fact.
01:00:41But the Pajit, forever stubborn, merely coats himself in dung to ward off all criticism.
01:00:52The Pajit's proclivity for cross-species breeding is not without danger.
01:01:00Perhaps the weakest of any race of human, the Pajit is not the top of the food chain in his
01:01:06native homeland of India.
01:01:07Many other animals are significantly stronger and more intelligent.
01:01:13Every time the Pajit attempts to copulate with one of these animals, he places himself at great risk.
01:01:21Roaming bands of monkeys, leopards, tigers and the mighty Indian elephant
01:01:25all work in concert to defend themselves from the sexual predation of the Pajit.
01:01:38Monkeys, their territory often much cleaner than that of the Pajit himself, work together to drive away Pajits attempting to
01:01:47copulate with them.
01:01:56Even bears, long farmed for their delicious faeces in India, often wander into towns to attack the Pajits in the
01:02:04midst of their hive.
01:02:23Leopards, ever opportunistic, stalk the hallways of schools looking for young Pajit children to cull from the pack before they
01:02:32become old enough to breed.
01:02:37Severely outmatched, even in groups, the Pajits cannot offer any contest to the mighty leopards of India.
01:02:50The Indian elephant, majestic in all its glory, can smell a Pajit from miles away.
01:02:56The powerful Indian tiger, never one to be raped, makes easy work defending itself from the Pajit.
01:03:06After toying with him, it takes him away to consume his corpse in a similar manner to the stray dogs
01:03:13of India.
01:03:14However, of all the myriad of creatures in India, there is one that towers above all others.
01:03:21A super predator that knows no peer.
01:03:25When faced with such incredible power, the most the Pajit can do is cower in awe before his imminent death.
01:03:33The train, the mighty war cry of this creature strikes terror into the heart of every Pajit.
01:03:39The air is now on the ground.
01:03:40The air is now on the ground.
01:03:48The air is now on the ground.
01:04:29His senses dulled
01:04:32from years coping in delusion. The Pajit has no way to detect this monster coming.
01:04:56When the Pajit ventures out for his thrice daily journey
01:05:00to his ritual defecation grounds, he is at constant risk of being attacked by trains.
01:05:07Silent and deadly, they can strike at any time.
01:05:11With his limited IQ, he is unable to draw a mental association between trains and their tracks.
01:05:18So he has no idea where a train might appear.
01:05:24From the second he leaves his slum dwelling, his life is in constant danger.
01:05:32Some Pajits attempt to fight the train and drive it away from their sacred dung stockpiles,
01:05:38but they are no match against such an unstoppable force of nature.
01:05:43With no visual cues, no warning signs, no idea where or when a train will appear,
01:05:49and no ability to detect the train coming, the Pajit is easy prey for this majestic predator.
01:05:57Again and again, the train silently stalks the forests and jungles of India, taking down its prey.
01:06:18Virtually invisible in the dense jungle, the Pajit has no way to dodge the lightning-fast attacks of this master
01:06:26predator.
01:06:27Like an eagle, it focuses on the Pajit from high above, swooping to snatch him away for an easy meal.
01:06:37Unstoppable, undetectable, and almost invisible to the naked eye, the mighty train stalks across India,
01:06:44leaving a trail of carnage and confusion in its wake.
01:06:49Pajits gather on cold nights around the fires of their trash heaps and tell their offspring stories of this mythical
01:06:56beast,
01:06:57the train, the stuff of nightmares.
01:07:00But even in their wildest tales, they cannot adequately describe the beast.
01:07:06No living Pajit has ever seen a train in the flesh.
01:07:11By the time the Pajit realizes the train is coming for him, he is already dead.
01:07:20Such a ruthless and efficient predator of the Pajit.
01:07:24In greater numbers, the train could single-handedly bring the population of Pajits down to a more tolerable level overnight.
01:07:33Sadly, these solitary creatures rarely find time to mate with a partner.
01:07:39They must feed constantly to meet their caloric requirements.
01:07:43They hunt the Pajit 24 hours a day, seven days a week,
01:07:48leaving a trail of death and gore in the wake of their endless hate and bloodlust.
01:07:56Pajit 24 hours a day, seven days a day.
01:08:22Having secured its kill, the train carries the now dead Pajit back to its nest high
01:08:29in the trees of the surrounding jungle.
01:08:32There it will feed on the Pajit's corpse, much like a stray dog.
01:08:40Completely and utterly emasculated before such inexorable and devastating power, and
01:08:46often unable to breed with any human female, the Pajit's of India adapt to their harsh
01:08:53surroundings.
01:08:55When hunted day and night by the train and rejected by all manner of females across most
01:09:01species, the Pajit is capable of becoming a female himself.
01:09:08In a startling transformation, the male of the Pajit species is able to change its gender
01:09:15at will.
01:09:18In a manner more colloquially termed, truning out, the Pajit leaves his pupil state and
01:09:25spreads the wings of his neo-vagina in flight from his heterosexuality.
01:09:31In India, this pivotal moment in the life of every Pajit is known as becoming a hijra.
01:09:46In another stellar example of Poo's second law observed in the wilds of India, the Pajit
01:09:52will masquerade online, pretending to be a different species of human from another country.
01:09:59There, he will insist that this practice is only seen in the western parts of the globe
01:10:05and does not occur in India, although he believes this concealment of his ability to change gender
01:10:12at will is a cunning ploy, using methods such as VPNs and meme flags to spread misinformation
01:10:20amongst other species of human about his true gender.
01:10:24In many cases, he is easily caught during these desperate acts of cope.
01:10:31Although he claims the West invented this transsexual gender swapping ability and that it is only
01:10:38ever observed in the West, anyone with an internet connection can easily confirm the falsehood
01:10:44of these statements. The hijra, who some may say will never be a real woman, have existed in great
01:10:52numbers in India since the early 13th century. Today, in India, there are more hijra than the entire
01:11:00population of most countries on earth. India is incredibly gay.
01:11:08The secret of their large and ever increasing numbers, the Pajits are able to breed amongst
01:11:14themselves to birth offspring. This covert and often denied method is how the Pajits of India
01:11:22are able to reproduce.
01:11:31A master stroke of evolution and a symbol of the true genius of nature, in this method of
01:11:37homosexual reproduction, the Pajit is able to carry on the legacy of his species.
01:11:45Often seen in nature, displaying the traditional courtship dance of his kind, the Pajit spreads
01:11:52his plumage and struts around like some faeces-covered peacock to attract prospective breeding males for
01:12:00copulation. Afterwards, he discards the trash of his Tim Hortons coffee cup on the ground. Then he retires to his
01:12:10slum dwelling to consummate his relationship.
01:12:17If he cannot secure another male to mate with, the Pajit is able to produce offspring with his own grandfather.
01:12:27After venturing outside to lay his now fertilized eggs onto his nearby defecation streets,
01:12:33they quickly hatch, where they are formed by any Indian females into their new son, Pajit.
01:12:40The cycle of life continues.
01:12:51A true miracle of nature, the Pajit's reproduction resplendent in all its glory.
01:13:03His legacy secured.
01:13:05The newborn Pajit quickly grows, spreading trash and faeces around himself at an exponentially increasing rate.
01:13:17Once fully grown, he has developed all the skills he needs to thrive in adulthood.
01:13:24With an IQ too low to produce anything of value and physically incapable of doing any type of hard labor
01:13:31due to his small and rather unimpressive stature.
01:13:35The Pajit's of India have evolved a fascinating method of securing the income required to sustain and perpetuate their existence.
01:13:47Born with an incredible sense of delusion, the Pajit employs this ability to its fullest in his life's work, the
01:13:56scam.
01:13:58Steve, I'm going to go ahead and I'll do this for you and you don't have to send me the
01:14:02picture of your agreement until afterwards.
01:14:05If that makes you feel more comfortable, you can send me the picture whenever you want.
01:14:12You know, maybe whenever it's more convenient for you, after we do this, okay?
01:14:21Hey you bitch! Hey you bitch!
01:14:23Hey!
01:14:23Do you listen to me?
01:14:25Do you listen to me?
01:14:25Hey, I'm going to take a hundred dollars away from you.
01:14:30I told you not to use that language around me.
01:14:33Do not redeem!
01:14:34Do not redeem!
01:14:35Do not redeem!
01:14:36Do not redeem the cards!
01:14:38What?
01:14:39Do not redeem the cards!
01:14:41Yes, I'm redeeming the cards!
01:14:42Do not redeem the cards!
01:14:43I'm redeeming the cards!
01:14:45No!
01:14:46No!
01:14:47No!
01:14:48No!
01:14:48No!
01:14:49No!
01:14:50From large scam call centers in New Delhi and Mumbai, The Pajit practices his craft.
01:14:58Preying on vulnerable grandmothers from other races of human, The Pajit is able to use his impressive lying and coping
01:15:05abilities to steal vast amounts of money from his unsuspecting victims.
01:15:13Constantly trying to scam everyone else on earth every single day, the scamming Pajits
01:15:18of India have a singular goal in mind.
01:15:24They use the money from their scams to obtain fake university degrees.
01:15:29Armed with these degrees, they use their powerful sense of delusion to con unsuspecting people
01:15:35from other races of human into granting them their most prized possession, the student
01:15:42visa.
01:15:49After obtaining their coveted student visa, the Pajits of India migrate in large numbers
01:15:55to spread their way of life across the known world.
01:16:03Once established in significant enough numbers, they begin terraforming the lands around them
01:16:09to one much more favorable to their own sensibilities.
01:16:13The dream of every Pajit is to spread his seed over the entire face of the earth and turn
01:16:19everything as far as the eye can see into India.
01:16:26Without sufficient numbers of their main predator, the train to keep their numbers in check,
01:16:33the Pajits are turning this dream into a reality before our very eyes.
01:16:38Even now, countries such as Canada have been almost entirely consumed by the migrating herds
01:16:45of Pajits.
01:16:54With their low IQs and no actual university education, these so-called skilled migrants are incredibly
01:17:02unskilled indeed.
01:17:23Every day, with bewilderment and a rightful sense of amusement, the rest of the many races
01:17:29that make up humanity today laugh until they cry at the attempts of the Pajit to convince
01:17:36others he is a skilled engineer.
01:17:47Seemingly unable to invent cutlery and still yet to discover toilets, a technology widely employed
01:17:55by literally everyone else.
01:17:57the Pajit's claims of being skilled engineers are perhaps even more ridiculous than the
01:18:04attempts of his Pajit Hijra brethren to convince others they are real women.
01:18:10Virtually nobody on earth believes either of these claims, for they are blatantly false as
01:18:16anyone with eyes can clearly see.
01:18:29Perhaps not content to just pretend to be mere skilled engineers displaying the full extent
01:18:35of his delusions and inferiority complex, the Pajit also enjoys pretending to be a skilled
01:18:41doctor.
01:18:44Absolutely terrible at being doctors, and with virtually no understanding of medicine whatsoever,
01:18:50in this disguise we see the Pajit in one of the few situations he is able to pose a threat
01:18:57to anyone else.
01:18:59Staunchly believing that urine and feces have magical healing powers, like the famed Senzu
01:19:05Bean from the anime series Dragon Ball Z, the Pajit is probably incapable of actually
01:19:11providing medical care.
01:19:13In his homeland of India, he uses the services of the many stray dogs to cover the tracks
01:19:19of his lethal medical malpractice, however in other countries, particularly the west, he
01:19:26does not have freely available access to dogs for easy corpse disposal.
01:19:39Without dogs, in cases of accidental medical death, the make-believe Pajit doctor may be left
01:19:46with no other option but to rape the corpse of his former patient, giving it a traditional
01:19:52Indian send-off.
01:19:55We are facing nothing less than the collapse of the living world.
01:20:04The very thing that gave birth to our civilization, the thing we rely upon for every element of
01:20:12the lives we lead, no one wants this to happen, none of us can afford for it to happen.
01:20:27So, what do we do?
01:20:31It's quite straightforward.
01:20:34It's been staring us in the face all along.
01:20:39To restore stability to our planet, we must restore its biodiversity, the very thing that we've removed.
01:20:54It's the only way out of this crisis that we have created.
01:21:00We must rewild the world.
01:21:08Thank you very much.
01:21:08OK Now.
01:21:34creams
01:21:46We wild in the world is simpler than you might think
01:21:50and the changes we have to make will only benefit ourselves
01:21:54and the generations that follow.
01:21:58A century from now, our planet could be a wild place again.
01:22:05And with that, dear viewers, this presentation comes to a close.
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