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00:10You
00:11What's the matter you
00:23We we should go we promised we'd help with breakfast. Let's go to your room instead
00:30Your brother's not watching us. I don't know Bryce. I'm really not feeling this
00:36Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now
00:38You just let me stick it. What you know, but you've never put out
00:44Yeah, because I'm a virgin Bryce
00:45We talked about this and you know what morning sex with bad breath and my brother standing five feet away
00:50Don't exactly turn me on. Okay, but I thought you were supposed to be a slut
00:56What?
00:58What?
00:58Why would you say that it's what everyone says. Oh, you know what? We're done. Okay, get off me, babe.
01:05Come on. It's a good thing
01:08Holy what's going on? I heard yelling
01:10You know what? This is all your fault actually
01:12What's the matter? You can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:17Ex-boyfriend. What the hell, Sumner? Come on. Don't be like that. No, you know what?
01:21You only wanted me for my body because you heard all those goddamn rumors. I didn't start those rumors
01:25Oh, but you sure inspired them, didn't you?
01:29And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut. Hey for the record. I said I want you to
01:33be a slut. What the fuck did you say?
01:35Don't touch me. Don't touch me, man. Get off me
01:38Corbin, don't! No, let go of me. Let go of me. You know he's gonna tell coach
01:43Look, I want a Bryce beatdown more than anything
01:47Especially since he got with my sister in the first place
01:50But we get into one more fight, man, we're off the lacrosse team
01:55Hello
01:58Did I just walk in on some sort of messed up menage a trois?
02:01Bryce was just leaving
02:04Stay away from Sumner
02:07Where am I supposed to sleep?
02:09Half the class is staying at the lake this week
02:10Daisy Cooper's right down the street. Go crash on her couch
02:13Just get your shit and go
02:25Okay
02:26You can stop acting like you care about me. He's gone
02:29Who says I'm acting?
02:31If you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath
02:33Or you know what? Do and then I'll finally be rid of you
02:52Bryce was supposed to be different. He was the new kid
02:54He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut
02:56You do realize I didn't spread those rumors, right?
02:59No, you just untied my bikini so I flashed the entire eighth grade pool party
03:02Okay, if there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it
03:05I would do it in a heartbeat
03:07Um, public humiliation would be nice
03:09Hey, I can I can work with that. Thank you. That's that's something
03:14Look Sum, I've known you since you were five years old and believe it or not, you didn't always hate
03:18me
03:18Funny I don't remember that
03:21I know you're pissed about something and I know it's more than just me
03:25You know the worst part about being called a slut is you know, I've never even
03:33You know what forget it
03:35You don't know anything about me
03:37I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place
03:39Why? Because of the lacrosse team's stupid bro code?
03:43I mean, yeah, there's there's that definitely but no mainly because you're just way better than him
03:51I mean, I don't get the appeal with that guy. What's his thing he got like a huge cock or
03:57something
03:59No, I mean, I don't know. Okay, I never saw it
04:06Oh, oh, okay
04:14I was never gonna date Bryce forever. I was just sort of using him for his body
04:21Okay, well, it sounds bad when you say it. I don't know. I just thought spring break no parents
04:28I didn't want to go away to college next year without
04:32You didn't want to graduate high school the virgin
04:34Well, now I will thanks to you
04:37Come on
04:38I know you have this whole
04:40Blame all your life problems on corbin thing going on, but there is no way you can blame that on
04:45me
04:46Oh, really? Watch me
04:49Corbin montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and sexless existence
04:54See there easy
04:56You were with Bryce for like four months. Why didn't you just do it then?
05:00because
05:02Because I don't know it just didn't feel right
05:04or good
05:08Hmm
05:10What
05:12No, it's just I've heard of guys not being able to get their girl across the finish line
05:16Just never had that problem. So
05:19Aren't you special?
05:22Believe it or not, I actually enjoy making my girl feel good
05:26Well, you know what? Maybe I don't need it to feel good for my first time
05:29I mean half the school's here. I can just pick someone and get it over with
05:33No
05:34No, what? No, your first time needs to be with someone special
05:39Someone who sees you
05:49Yo, help me bring this stuff out
06:00What's going on with you two?
06:04Nothing
06:05Nothing
06:08Yeah, no, just try not to kill each other, you know, nothing
06:11Nothing, nothing new
06:12She must not be trying too hard
06:15Because for a second there, it seemed like
06:17You were catching feelings
06:19Feelings? Me?
06:21Dude, come on, I don't do feelings
06:23And especially not for my sister
06:25I mean
06:26You'd never do that to your best friend, right?
06:29No, of course not
06:31I mean, she's like my sister too, bro
06:34Come on
06:46You're never gonna win like that
06:49Definitely not now that you're here
06:54You gotta slow it down
06:55And feel it out
06:56Every game is different, but that's kind of what makes it fun
07:02What is?
07:04Figuring out exactly what move you need to make
07:12To score
07:14And feel good while doing it
07:18I have a feeling you're not talking about the game
07:20Are you?
07:23Look, if you want to lose your virginity before you graduate
07:25And you want it to actually feel good
07:28You should let me be your first time
07:32Adam would never forgive us
07:34He leaves a day early, we could do it then
07:36Just a one-time thing
07:37Adam is your best friend
07:39And he's my brother
07:40You really want to jeopardize that?
07:42Why are you even suggesting this?
07:44Maybe I owe you one
07:47You can't even make me feel good standing in a room together
07:52Sex with you would be like, like the dentist
07:56Painful, awkward, and gag-worthy
07:58I don't mind a little gagging
08:01Look, the way I see it, we would round the bases before we took it home
08:06What does that mean?
08:10Well, first I'd kiss you
08:18I'd make it feel like it actually means something
08:21Because it does
08:24And then I would slowly touch it
08:31Everywhere except where you wanted it most
08:35And then when Adam leaves, we take it home
08:44Hey Sam, you want a tan?
08:48Whoa
08:50And what's going on here?
08:52Nothing
08:53I had something in my eye
08:56Mm-hmm
08:57Didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now
09:00Get your mind out of the gutter
09:02Yes, let's tan
09:03I'll get changed
09:06Let's go
09:15Stepping on your roller coaster
09:19Going down
09:20But I never felt this high
09:23Biggest ride of the century
09:34You want some help?
09:37I'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings
09:39Thank you
09:40All good
09:42Wasn't thinking about that anyway
09:48Sit back, relax
09:51Enjoy the view
10:01I didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy
10:06Oh, well these aren't just any feet, are they?
10:10You know, what if you can't make me feel good?
10:13I'm not going to want to sleep with you
10:15Okay, that's a good question
10:16Um, well I guess we have a little bet on our hands then, don't we?
10:21Yeah
10:22And when you lose
10:25You need to totally humiliate yourself
10:28Okay, I can come up with something
10:30But I'm not going to lose
10:31I don't
10:33Do we have a deal?
10:35Do your worst
10:37So you consent?
10:40Enthusiastically
10:46Time to suffer
10:51Yeah, you know what?
10:57No, I'm not doing the ice plunge
10:59What's wrong, Sam? You scared I'll beat your record?
11:03All right, fine
11:04Time to make you suffer, Montgomery
11:08All right, in three, two, one
11:22Up to the shoulders
11:25Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
11:28Oh, give up some
11:30Sunshine's calling your name
11:31Oh, fuck off Corbin
11:32Oh my god
11:34Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
11:36What are you doing, what are you doing?
11:37Dude, what the hell?
11:39Oh, just conserving heat
11:41Really? In front of my brother?
11:42You can get out anytime, I would gladly take the wind
11:44Oh, never
11:47That's what I thought
12:11You know, I could actually get used to this
12:13Hmm, me too, the water's feeling nice and warm
12:16Oh, I wasn't talking about the water
12:21You know, I can't trust anything you say, right?
12:23Now that you want to get in my pants
12:28You remember that game we used to play when we were kids?
12:30We'd pretend to be like wizards and monsters and whatever
12:35Yeah, and you were a troll
12:37I was a knight
12:39Thank you very much
12:41But you remember what we used to do when we wanted to stop being pretend
12:44Like when we wanted to talk to each other for real
12:55I really enjoy hanging out with you like this though
13:01Well this is not a game
13:03And we're not kids anymore, Corb
13:05You know, you can take the win
13:07I give up
13:08Some wins
13:12Weak sauce, man
13:19Congrats
13:21This whole you being nice thing isn't gonna work
13:43You're still mad at me?
13:49Does that mean our bet's off?
13:51After you let me win yesterday?
13:53Not a chance
13:56You know I want to make you suffer, right?
14:00How are you gonna do that?
14:01Well, I've been thinking, you know, this is probably harder for you than it is for me
14:09So if I can get you to quit
14:13Then I win
14:15You lose
14:16And you still have to humiliate yourself
14:20So your big plan is to try to get me to quit?
14:25Yeah
14:28I mean we both know I'm never gonna sleep with you
14:31But that doesn't mean that I can't
14:34Torture you
14:36I'm gonna get you so worked up
14:39That you can't help yourself but quit
14:45Oh yeah
14:47And how are you gonna do that?
14:55Oops
14:56Looks like I spilled
15:10That's a good girl cleaning up your mess
15:13How about I get the rest for you though?
15:20You know, since our bet's still on
15:23Why don't we hit first base? What do you say?
15:29Why not?
15:52There you two are
15:59Oh, am I interrupting again?
16:01No, not interrupting and not again
16:02Here, do you want some?
16:04Duh
16:06Which one?
16:07Slasher zombies or slasher vampires?
16:10Uh, vampires
16:11All the way to started
16:13Thanks
16:16You've got to be kidding me
16:19I don't know what you're talking about
16:21Girl, be so for real
16:23Adam might be blind
16:24But I can see the sparks flying between you two like the 4th of July
16:27Well then, you should get your eyes checked
16:42Adam, you want a carpet picnic with me?
16:45Let these two have the couch
16:46Sure
16:48Better sit six feet apart
16:50Give me some of that ice cream
16:51Come on down, son
16:52Take a seat
16:55What? Too scared of this one?
16:58Says the guy who cried at the end of Friday the 13th
17:02Cause I was sad, she was doing it for her kid
17:04You would sympathize with a serial killer
17:09Don't worry, I'll protect you
17:12Protect me from your son
17:36What are you doing?
17:38I'm just waiting for the right moment
17:41Cornet
17:41What?
17:43I'm not reckless, I'm just opportunistic
17:46My brother and my best friend are sitting five feet away
17:49Doesn't bother me
17:50I was thinking maybe second base
17:52You're unbelievable
17:54Is that a no?
17:58You're insane if you think you're gonna try anything
18:00Yeah, you sure about that?
18:07Okay
18:25I don't wanna stop
18:40No!
18:41I'm too cute to eat
18:49Time for bed, I think
19:14Oh my god
19:16Are you?
19:18What, you coming here to help me out?
19:20What? No, I
19:26Like what you see?
19:27No, no, god no
19:32Excuse me, just grabbing a towel
19:39Well, I guess my plan's working
19:41Oh yeah? How do you figure?
19:43It could last 24 hours
19:44How are you gonna survive the whole week?
19:47I mean, I don't mind taking care of myself
19:48before the real deal
19:49I hope you're doing the same thing
19:52I don't need to
19:53Thank you very much
19:54Yeah, you sure about that?
19:57I'm gonna go use the other bathroom
19:59Okay, you go do that
20:07Look at this, go
20:09There we go
20:09So annoying
20:12Knock, knock, knock
20:15Hey, party people
20:16Hey Daisy, what's going on?
20:20Grace and the other girls are staying in tonight
20:23and taking it easy
20:24I had to leave before I lost my will to live
20:27So did Bryce end up crashing with you?
20:30Yeah, he's been in his room all week playing machine gun Kelly on repeat
20:35I broke into Grace's parents' liquor cabinet
20:37Who wants a shot?
20:39I'm down
20:40Why not?
20:41Okay
20:42Yeah
20:46You want a liquor?
20:49It's my favorite flavor, summer cherry
20:51I'm okay, I'm more of a chocolate guy anyway
20:56Trust me, it's so good with vodka
20:59It's like a pre-chaser
21:10All right
21:12For spring break
21:14Spring break
21:14Spring break
21:15Cheers
21:25Let's play a game
21:27Suck and blow
21:28Gross, no, I'm not playing that with my brother here
21:32Um, sardines
21:34Ooh, yes, I always love this house for sardines
21:37Great, I'll hide first
21:39I need a breather
21:41Especially after that shot
21:55How did you find me so fast?
21:58This has been your spot since we were kids
22:01I won't tell Adam, don't worry
22:03Adam couldn't find the laundry room if I drew him a map
22:06I saw you shooting daggers at Daisy out there
22:08You saw no such thing
22:11You jealous?
22:13No, I'm just worried that you're gonna get mono
22:17Oh, so you're worried about me
22:25You know you don't need to be jealous, right?
22:41Sit down
22:42What?
22:43Sit down
22:47You know, since you won't take care of yourself, I think I have to take care of you
22:51Take care of me how?
22:55Time for third base, um
23:09Well, I found the retainer I lost when I was 12, but no sign of Sumner and Corbin
23:15I knew this game was stupid
23:17Let's just call it
23:20Olly olly oxen free
23:37Finally!
23:38It's been forever, how'd you guys not get totally bored?
23:45We had fun sneaking around
23:46Well, I got sober looking for you two
23:50I'm gonna grab another drink, Mia
23:53You want one?
23:53Yeah, I'll go with you
23:57Excuse me
24:03Sumner, let's dance
24:06Okay
24:22Do you really want to give him the show?
24:26What'd you have on Lent?
24:29Hope you're watching Corbin
24:30Do you want this ballet?
24:44Summer cherry?
24:46I can taste it on your tongue
24:49You did like sneaking around, huh?
24:51It's just a game, Daisy
24:53Yeah, right
24:55You're a whore like everyone says
24:56Whoa, I don't think so
24:59The rumors are true, aren't they some?
25:01You're a slut, just like everyone says
25:04You don't get to talk to her like that
25:06What'd you do?
25:07Let him fuck you in a closet?
25:09Hey, what's going on?
25:11Get the hell out of here
25:12Fine
25:14I don't want this bitch's sloppy seconds anyway
25:18Yo, what do you mean by sloppy sec-
25:21Do you seriously believe anything Daisy Cooper says?
25:24She was fired up
25:25She's a dramatic pick-me, Adam
25:27She'll say anything to pay attention
25:29God, you're always like this, Adam
25:31You'll choose anyone over your own sister
25:34Just like you did in eighth grade
25:35when you laughed with everyone else
25:36I wasn't laughing
25:37Yeah, well, you weren't helping me either
25:39That's your whole deal, huh?
25:41Just humiliate Sumner and then let everyone at school torture her
25:44while you guys just stand there and watch
25:46I was defending you back there
25:49Too little, too late
25:52You can leave me alone
25:55Both of you
26:22Peace offering
26:26I'm sorry about Daisy
26:38I'm sorry about everything
26:41You want to be more specific?
26:46I'm sorry about that day at the pool
26:50You know, I wish you could understand how much I regret it
26:55I bet you don't even think about it
27:00You'd be surprised, Sam
27:07I used to have the biggest crush on you
27:14Obviously, I couldn't tell you
27:15I couldn't tell anyone
27:16I mean, you're my best friend's sister
27:27I guess I just acted out
27:31It's real mature, Corbin
27:35I was 14, okay?
27:37You were driving me crazy
27:38I couldn't stop thinking about you
27:39I couldn't keep my hands away
27:42So you tormented me?
27:46I took it too far that day
27:50The biggest mistake of my life
27:55I lost one of my best friends that day, so
28:04You want to hand me one?
28:14You know how to do this?
28:17Yes
28:19You shouldn't go that fast
28:21I'm hungry
28:23Okay, but you can't just stick it in and expect it to work out
28:27Look at that, already on fire
28:31Dammit
28:32Told you
28:35I don't know why I keep falling for assholes
28:42Assholes plural?
28:49I'm not admitting anything until you do
28:52What do you mean?
28:57You said
28:59You had a crush on me
29:01In middle school?
29:04Yeah
29:08How do you feel about me now?
29:13No
29:15How do I feel about you now?
29:22I thought
29:24It was so obvious
29:31I really want to kiss you right now
29:36What do you want?
29:41I want you to take me home
29:44Do you want to go home?
29:46No
29:51Home
30:03Hey!
30:04What are you doing?
30:07You love me better than you
30:12Don't grow up
30:14And I'm getting tired of waiting
30:17Just like Chris up, you won't grow up
30:21And I'm getting tired, I'm tired of waiting
30:25For you
30:26To make your moves
30:30It can love me better than you
30:33It can love me better than you
30:37All my eyes, love and tell my mind
30:40It can do me better, it can do me better
30:44All my eyes, love you than I like
30:47It can do me better, it can do me better than you
30:54You love me better than you
30:57You love me better than you
31:16What the hell are you laughing about right now?
31:19Oh nothing, just about how I won
31:23Carbon Montgomery, is this all just still a game to you?
31:27No, I won, but I'm not talking about a game
31:33Well it would still be a nice treat if you could still publicly humiliate yourself
31:36I'll show you a treat
31:38Hey
31:42What the hell are you doing?
31:48My best friend?
31:51My sister?
31:52Adam, it's not like that
31:53Yeah, first Bryce and now Corbin?
31:55Who's next, son?
31:58It's not like that, Corbin and I actually care about each other
32:01Tell him, Corb
32:02Yeah, yeah, Corbin
32:03And tell me all about how you've only been my friend so you could fuck my sister
32:07Adam, don't talk like that
32:09Just leave somewhere
32:12Seriously?
32:16We should have never done this
32:20What the hell were you thinking, man?
32:23Hey!
32:25I'm talking to you
32:26I wasn't thinking
32:26Okay, it was a spur of the moment thing
32:29Bullshit
32:29What?
32:30No, I've seen the way you've been looking at her all week
32:33Okay, just drop it, man
32:34Hell, since we were fucking kids, man
32:37What's your problem?
32:38You're not the only one who gets to care about her, Adam
32:42I mean, is this how you're gonna act to every guy she ever fucking brings home?
32:46Maybe I'm not the right guy for her
32:48But someday somebody will be
32:49So you better get your shit together before that day comes
32:52Because sooner or later, she's not gonna take it anymore
32:55Hey, where do you think you're going?
32:57To apologize
33:01I can't believe for one second I thought
33:03Corbin Montgomery actually gave a crap about me
33:06I'm so stupid
33:08You are not stupid
33:09And honestly, I'm proud of you, Sumner
33:12You should sign me up for some
33:15Addicted to assholes rehab program or something
33:18Listen, you took a chance
33:20And you opened yourself up in a way that I've never seen before
33:23Yeah, well, it wasn't real
33:25It's just hormones or something
33:29It was real
33:31I was watching you two all week
33:32It was like sitting front row at a Nora Ephron movie
33:35Yeah, well, it doesn't matter anymore
33:37Because Corbin's still a coward
33:39And I don't know if Adam's ever gonna talk to me again
33:44He will
33:45How can you sound so sure?
33:49Because
33:52Well
33:54There's something I have to tell you
34:04You scumbag
34:05I know what you're gonna say
34:06I cannot believe you
34:09You're such a hypocrite
34:10You've been hooking up with Mia this whole time
34:13What?
34:14I told her everything, Adam
34:17Oh, your sister's best friend, bro?
34:22Corbin's right
34:23If you're not cool with him and Sumner Day
34:24Then you and I should break up, too
34:27Babe, come on
34:28Don't babe me
34:30I mean it, Adam
34:32You're being absolutely ridiculous
34:35But she's my
34:37And he's my
34:38Grow up
34:40It wouldn't be fun if we could all go on, like, double dates
34:45Just like
34:48Don't PDA in front of me
34:49Okay?
34:50Thanks for your blessing, Adam
34:52But we won't be needing it
34:55You couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me?
34:58Mia came to my defense before you did
35:01Sum, come on
35:02You know, don't call me that
35:04How am I ever gonna trust you?
35:07You're just like how you were in middle school
35:09And you're never gonna change
35:24Sumner, I'm sorry, okay?
35:26You know, you've been saying that for years
35:28I don't believe you
35:29No, I was an idiot, okay?
35:31I didn't know what to say to him
35:31So you thought saying nothing would be better?
35:35You never stand up for
35:36No, I was telling the truth
35:38I wanted to apologize to you first
35:41Your words mean nothing
35:45Oh god actually
35:48I got saying nothing
35:49I knew I was under the roof
35:51I thought I was under the roof
35:52Oh
36:07Wow
36:12I don't know, Mom. I just want to spend the night in my own bed, okay?
36:16Yeah, Adam and me are going to drive back together.
36:20I don't know how Corbin's going to get home. He could hitchhike for all I care.
36:24I love you, too.
36:26Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show.
36:29Adam, are we good over there?
36:30We got this angle crystal clear.
36:32What are you guys doing?
36:33Just live streaming to the whole school. Want to say hi?
36:35No.
36:36Okay, well, you're not the main attraction anyway.
36:39What? What's the main attraction?
36:42I'm the main attraction.
36:43Ow! Ow! Corbin! Give us a show!
36:49Shake it, boy.
36:50Oh, my God. I'll kill both of you.
36:51Come on. Don't you want your girl to know how much she means to you?
36:56No, I do.
36:57Sumner Marlo, I need you to believe me when I say this.
37:01I want to be with you.
37:02And you were right, you know, words don't always give the whole story, so.
37:09Hey!
37:11Yay!
37:12How are you?
37:14Okay.
37:17Okay.
37:22What do you say?
37:29I want to be with you, too, Corbin.
37:35I want to be with you, too, Corbin.
37:40I want to be with you, too.
37:41I want to be with you.
37:41View, too.
37:41I want to be with you, too.
37:41Vamos etapa, staricki.
37:41A nice day.
37:41Just get into the view space.
37:41To just collectize youraluặt spewre�cares.
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