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مسلسل All's Fair مترجم - Episode 1
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00:07Oh, my God, I cannot believe that just happened.
00:10Okay, calm down.
00:12Did you hear what that arsehole said?
00:14Children should be seen and not heard.
00:16He meant us.
00:17Who the fuck does he think he is?
00:19Um, senior managing partner?
00:21They were laughing in our faces.
00:23They don't care.
00:25They don't take divorce law or women seriously.
00:28I'm telling you, it is time.
00:31It is.
00:33How do we do it?
00:35How do you do what?
00:39I realized you wanted to leave the firm before you even realized it four months ago.
00:44And she said, that's not your elbow.
00:56I've seen your faces in those meetings.
00:58I was the token woman here for a decade.
01:02Why did you stay?
01:04I broke down barriers to get here, to make full partner.
01:08Until I hired you, I was the only woman here.
01:12But now is a different time.
01:15All I ask is that you start your own firm.
01:19You don't go somewhere else in this building.
01:21That's what we want.
01:23Our own boutique.
01:24Women representing women.
01:26Only.
01:28Yes.
01:30You both are an idea whose time has come.
01:34You can take one person with you.
01:36A staff member or a lawyer.
01:39Not a client.
01:41Be quiet while I'm talking.
01:43And tell your two brothers I said to shut up, too.
01:45Until I find out which one of you degenerates wrote on my couch with a sharpie.
01:50All three of y'all asses are sleeping on the lawn.
01:52You understand me?
01:53Hold on.
01:55Hi.
01:56Can I help you?
01:57We're leaving to start our own firm.
01:59And we want you to be our lead investigator.
02:03Let mommy call you back.
02:07Is Dina firing me?
02:08I do a good job.
02:10You're amazing.
02:11That's why we need you.
02:12But I got a good thing going here.
02:15I got bills.
02:17And eight-year-old triplet boys that you were just cursing out on the phone?
02:21They're monsters.
02:22We'll make you full partner and a multi-millionaire within two years.
02:29Let me get my purse.
02:45You're leaving?
02:49Not everyone knows.
02:51Oh, Emerald knows?
02:53I have the most billable hours taken on the most cases.
02:57I put in the work and you know it.
02:59Why can't you choose me?
03:01Why?
03:01Because you never learn to be human or navigate space between what you want and...
03:05How much you want it.
03:06Also, you routinely steal our lunches from the refrigerator.
03:09Okay.
03:09Look.
03:10I'll write everyone's briefs.
03:12Just don't leave me here with America's original pilgrim and her fucking Puritan partners.
03:20Okay.
03:21You know what?
03:22Never mind, Kuzma Gies.
03:25Dina will destroy you if you leave.
03:27Dina already gave us her blessing.
03:32Good luck.
03:39I'm your fucking protege.
03:42I'm the hardest worker.
03:43The smartest.
03:45Fucking A student.
03:46And I'm the one they're abandoning?
03:49That's a gift from Golda Meir.
03:52Do you know what Golda is famous for saying?
03:55Not being beautiful was the true blessing.
03:58It forced me to develop my inner resources.
04:03Are you calling me an ugly duckling?
04:07So what if I give myself home perms?
04:10It's economical.
04:11Fuck you.
04:11Car.
04:12Being angry is easy.
04:15Figuring out who you want to be and how to be it.
04:18That's the work to do if you want to be chosen.
04:23I will start my own law firm.
04:27I'm with.
04:28We'll walk out of here.
04:32And I'll pack you a lunch with an apple and some Pepperidge Farm goldfish.
04:37Grow up, Car.
04:38It's time.
04:55It's time.
04:59Having me as an enemy is very unwise.
05:03You are all about to find out what that's like.
05:10We'll be alive.
05:13We'll be playing.
05:18We'll be playing.
05:22We'll be playing.
05:23We I'm running.
05:24We'll be playing.
05:30Please play.
05:31I'm crazy cause easily I fall in love
05:34Gotta do it different, Jay
05:36This time
05:37Maybe we'll meet at a bar
05:40He'll drive a funky car
05:41Maybe we'll meet at a club
05:43And fall so deeply in love
05:45He'll tell me I'm the one
05:47And we'll have so much fun
05:49I'll be the girl of his dreams
05:51Maybe
05:52Alright, maybe come on
05:55Every day I gotta get
05:57Someone to call my love again
05:59Alright, baby come on
06:02That's my way
06:03I gotta get someone
06:05He's in rum, Miss Grant
06:07Thank you, Sunny
06:14Looking good, Danny
06:17Dinner in an hour
06:19Thank you
06:29I love hard with everything
06:32Giving my own more than they
06:34Take my friend's advice this time
06:36I'll do it differently
06:37Alright, baby come on
06:40Pass my way
06:41I gotta get someone
06:42To call my lover
06:44Yeah, baby come on
06:54Hi, you're late
06:56Oh, shit
06:57What did I forget?
06:59Baby, I'm sorry
07:00I just got out of the same place
07:01Are you really telling me
07:01You don't know what today is?
07:03Well, I know it's not your birthday
07:05Because that's November 9th
07:10It's our anniversary, Chase
07:13Fuck me
07:14Raw
07:15Baby
07:17Oh my god, I'm so sorry
07:18Baby, I
07:19It's football season
07:20And you know I lose track of time
07:22During football season
07:23Listen, I'm so sorry
07:24Aren't you glad I have a healthy ego?
07:26If not, I take this personally
07:30Baby, I hate myself
07:42For not giving you this
07:44This morning
07:48Open it
07:54Oh my god
07:57Didn't this belong to Elizabeth Taylor?
07:59Mm-hmm
08:00I know how much you love her
08:02Even though I have no idea who she is
08:05It doesn't compare to how much I love you
08:09Oh my god
08:11Happy anniversary, baby
08:13Come to daddy
08:27Miss Allure is not the only one celebrating an anniversary this week
08:31I need a latte because y'all know I love a toast
08:33Ten years ago today, we stepped away from the patriarchy
08:37And towards something of our own
08:39Thank you
08:40Now look at us
08:42Grant, Ronson, and Reed
08:44A decade strong
08:47Cheers to that, ladies
08:48Cheers to that
08:49We did
08:49A frickin' empire
08:51Ten years, three women, one verdict
08:54Un-fucking-stoppable
08:55To us
08:56To us
08:57To us
08:58Wait a second
08:59Is that a new ring or are you signaling an aircraft?
09:03Ooh, let me see
09:05Chase gave it to me
09:06He pretended to forget our fifth
09:09And then he just handed it to me like it was no big deal
09:12Ooh
09:12I don't know what you did to deserve it
09:14But girl, I hope it was fun
09:16Oh, it was
09:18Ooh
09:20Okay
09:21Back to us
09:23Your favorite case of the past ten years
09:26Go
09:26Oh, okay
09:27Uh, no, that's easy
09:29Sheik Waleed
09:30Getting him to fork over a cool billion to his English ex
09:34After he threatened to behead her for cheating
09:37Helped us start our charitable fund for abused women
09:40Over to you, Em
09:42Oh, that's easy
09:43Latonya Bailey
09:44Media mogul divorced his wife
09:46Because he found out she didn't finish high school
09:49She was able to cash out so big
09:51That she has a Princeton science wing
09:54With her name on it
09:56That, girls, is a teachable moment
10:00Okay, my favorite case will always be the next case
10:04I knew you were gonna say that
10:14Okay, something just came in for you all
10:17What the fuck is that?
10:18Before we get excited and start chomping down
10:21You might want to read this note
10:22There's only one other person this day means something to
10:26And that would be Ms. Carrington Lane
10:28The one and only
10:29Dear backstabbing bitches
10:31Ten years ago, you left me to rot
10:34Since then, I've outbilled you three skanks
10:37And made the top 100 so often
10:40They should name the goddamn list after me
10:43Meanwhile, you've kept your pathetic firm alive
10:47With fake buzzwords like feminism and industrial strength Spanx
10:51So, in honor of your big milestone
10:54I present you with a fruit basket
10:57Organic and lightly brushed with salmonella and fecal matter
11:01Eat a melon ball
11:03And then maybe you can all give the Ozempic your mainlining a rest
11:06You fat, treacherous lawn chairs
11:09Fuck all the way off, douchebags
11:11Fuck you, you fucking fucks!
11:14Carr
11:15Lawn chairs?
11:16Here is to ten more years of making Carr lose her goddamn mind
11:22And that, my friends, is the perfect segue to our next client
11:25Let's review her case, shall we?
11:28Milan, you're still taking the bar this spring?
11:30Yes
11:30Okay, sit in
11:32You're one of the girls now
11:33Come on
11:35Okay, Grace Henry
11:37She moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming an actress
11:40Until she landed the role of a lifetime
11:43That wasn't exactly the role she planned for
11:46Can you guess what that role is?
11:48A choppy wave
11:49Correct
11:49Ding, ding, ding
11:50Husband, Lionel Lee
11:52Tighten up the tech world first
11:54He rolled out the red carpet
11:55Diamonds, pearls, planes, oh my
11:59Love bombing
12:00Then kaboom
12:01The dust settles
12:02And the fantasy turns into a nightmare
12:04Preen up like a straitjacket
12:06If she left, she got the clothes on her back
12:08And that's it, according to this document
12:10She was a kept woman, not allowed to leave her house
12:13Forced to give up all of her dreams
12:15Forced to give up her friends and family
12:17And now all she wants is out
12:19He's worth billions
12:21And yet her settlement request is minimal
12:24Something smells funky
12:25Yeah, and that's what I was thinking
12:28There's more to this story
12:29I think she's withholding
12:30No, literally something smells funky
12:32I think Cara might have actually shit on this thing
12:35Oh, my God
12:36Y'all don't smell that?
12:37We are going to toss this
12:39Okay, this weekend
12:41We're studying
12:42Flashcards and mimosas
12:48Flashcards
12:49Go, go
12:49Edibles
12:51In the trash
13:11Grace, I know you're brokenhearted
13:13But girl, you look damn good
13:15Come on, gloves
13:19You're the best divorce lawyers in town
13:21Maybe the whole country
13:23That's why I wrote you
13:24I've had enough
13:26I just want him to sign the divorce agreement
13:28Which he says he won't do
13:29And go on with my life
13:30While supporting yourself on ramen noodles?
13:33No
13:33You need more than that
13:34Grace, we're interested in your case
13:36But the settlement you're asking for is a pittance
13:39A drive-thru attorney can handle this
13:41What's really going on, baby?
13:47It's all I deserve
13:50Lionel has proclivities
13:54Sexual fantasies
13:55It was clear from the start that I wasn't enough for him
13:58So he brought in a third
14:01Emma
14:03That's got to be painful
14:04Seeing your partner
14:06Must after someone else
14:07Yeah, it will be for him
14:11You and Emma and I fell in love
14:15She's everything to me
14:16She's given me back myself
14:20I just
14:23I feel so guilty
14:26Ashamed even
14:27I just
14:28Whoa, Grace
14:29He Rapunzeled your ass
14:32He locked you up in the tower
14:33Had you get it on with a stranger
14:35For his viewing pleasure
14:36And you and said stranger
14:38Fall in love
14:39It's called karma
14:41Lionel will be furious
14:42He's wolf-like in his possessiveness
14:45And we are Mama Grizzlies
14:47You let us worry about the wolf
14:49While you worry about
14:51Coming up with a number
14:52That accurately reflects
14:54What he owes you after a lifetime of service
14:56To his goddamn dreams
14:58And may I suggest
14:59Each time a memory comes up
15:01Will you have to reach for that handkerchief
15:03At a zero
15:11Thank you
15:17Liberty Ronson
15:18Liberty, you have to help me
15:20Sorry, who is this?
15:22I'm under siege, Liberty
15:24I need your help
15:25Whoever you are
15:26Just tell me
15:27Are you safe?
15:28No
15:28I am not by any definition safe
15:32Miss Ronson
15:33I need your help
15:34The barbarians are at the gate
15:35Orleans is surrounding
15:37Sorry
15:37Where are you?
15:38Which Orleans?
15:39New or Cape Cod?
15:41No, no, no
15:41New York
15:42I need a California lawyer
15:45That's where we were married
15:46We still have the house in Montecito
15:48Which is where we live
15:49Half the time
15:50And we're not living in New York
15:52Calm, breathe
15:53Everything's gonna be alright
15:55Just tell me what's going on
15:56What's going on
15:57Is that my husband bought himself a Rembrandt
16:00And he wants nothing in the house but the painting
16:02Nothing, including me
16:03So he wants a divorce
16:05Because he bought a Rembrandt
16:06Why?
16:07Over a small flirtation
16:09Innocent
16:10Okay, I need your name
16:11Sheila Baskin
16:13Sheila Baskin
16:14Your husband's
16:16Theodore Baskin
16:18The guy who owns cosmetics
16:20Like all of cosmetics
16:22Sheila
16:23I will shoot
16:24I'll shoot
16:25Please don't shoot anyone
16:27I will shoot
16:28I haven't got a gun
16:29I haven't got anything
16:31And I know when I walk out that door
16:33I really won't have a thing
16:34I'm standing my ground
16:35I locked him out
16:36Okay, I get it, Sheila
16:37I get who you are
16:38I've seen you in the style section
16:40For years now
16:42You've got good taste, babe
16:44Thank you
16:45I'm under attack
16:46By a billionaire mugger
16:47With a fetish
16:48For Dutch masters
16:49Sheila, open up
16:49But thank you very much
16:50For the compliment
16:51Okay, listen to me
16:52You've got good taste in jewelry
16:54Now those fucking jewels
16:55They're your meal tickets
16:57Where are they?
16:58Where are they now?
16:59Am I safe
17:00In my dressing room
17:01Off the bedroom
17:02In here
17:03Stay right where you are
17:04Text me your address
17:05And I'll be on the next plane
17:19Do you have wine, Miss Ronson?
17:21No, but the protrus on the way back
17:24And some of those Mr. Chow noodles
17:26Please
17:46Hello, I'm here to see Mrs. Baskin
17:48She's expecting me
17:49Liberty Ronson
17:51Sorry
17:52I was given specific instructions
17:54That she's not to be disturbed
17:57Listen, I don't care
17:59What her husband told you
18:00Or how much he's promised
18:01To stuff in your Christmas stocking
18:03So unless you have a court order
18:04Signed by a judge
18:05Blocking my entry
18:06I suggest you cooperate
18:07Or I could call 911
18:09Right now
18:10And have you arrested
18:11For kidnapping
18:12Or perhaps sex trafficking
18:14See, my flight was turbulent
18:17And so is my mood
18:18So what will it be?
18:32You're not getting shit
18:33Okay?
18:33Read the goddamn prenup
18:35Not the paintings
18:36Not the crocodile Birkin bags
18:37Not the Benz
18:39Next time she needs to go somewhere
18:40She could take the fucking subway
18:42You must be Mr. Baskin
18:44I'm Liberty Ronson
18:45You want some evidence, Liberty Ronson?
18:46There's your goddamn evidence
18:47Page six
18:48For the whole world to see
18:50She had to pick the chef
18:51At Le Bernardin
18:52The chef
18:52Not only is he half her age
18:54But now I can't even walk
18:55Into the damn place
18:56I love the damn fish
18:57It was perfect
18:59Well, it is New York City
19:01Which is an island
19:02So it's safe to assume
19:04There are plenty of other fish
19:05In the sea
19:05Fuck the fish
19:06It's there in the prenup
19:08In black and white
19:08If she ever cheated
19:10Or caused me any form
19:11Of public humiliation
19:12She would be out on her ass
19:13Oh, well
19:15Last I checked
19:18Out on her ass
19:19Isn't exactly
19:20Legally binding terminology
19:22So if you'll excuse me
19:23I do have an appointment
19:24With your wife
19:24On the second floor, is it?
19:26Yes, thanks
19:30Out of my way, Bobby
19:42Oh, hi
19:49Have a seat
19:51Oh, yes
19:58God
20:00Forgive the mess
20:01My maid, Rana
20:03Is terrified
20:05Asshole says
20:05If he catches her
20:07Smuggling me food again
20:08He's going to have her
20:09Shipped back to her
20:09Shithole country
20:10And he means it, too
20:18How did I let this
20:20Happen to me
20:22It happens to the best of us
20:23I'm here to help
20:24Now show me the bling
20:42And there they are
20:43A treasure trove
20:44Of sorry
20:48Sorry I missed
20:50Our anniversary
20:50Sorry I missed
20:53Your birthday
20:56Oh
20:59Sorry I missed
21:00Your MRI
21:02Well
21:05Forgive me
21:06I thought there'd be
21:08A few pieces
21:09But I wasn't
21:10Exactly expecting
21:11Ali Baba's cake
21:15May I
21:16Oh, yes
21:17Please, please
21:21Verdura
21:22Yes
21:23You knew
21:24I knew it
21:25Yes
21:25Divine
21:26And Fred Layton
21:28Yes
21:28Oh, gorgeous
21:30Right
21:30Oh
21:31Jacob and Co
21:33Yes
21:33Hello, beauty
21:35Oh, God
21:36That's lovely
21:37Beautiful
21:37Yes
21:38That looks good on you
21:41Jesus
21:42Sheila
21:43It's quite something
21:44Yes
21:45Well
21:45He won't let me
21:46Take any of this stuff
21:48What?
21:48No, no
21:49It's not his choice
21:50If these were gifted to you
21:51During the course of your marriage
21:53Then they belong to you
21:54Personal property
21:56And they'll get you a sale
21:57At Christie's
21:58And a new life
22:00Really?
22:01Mm-hmm
22:01Oh, my God
22:02How much do you
22:05Think I could get
22:06From said sale
22:07I get nothing
22:09But that money
22:11Forty million
22:12Oh
22:12Really?
22:14So I won't starve now
22:16Oh, my God
22:18You will not starve
22:20Let's get those
22:22Goyard travel cases
22:23And start stuffing
22:24Oh
22:26Lionel Lee
22:27Husband of Grace Henry
22:29What you got, Queen?
22:30The tea is piping hot
22:32I did my initial sweep
22:34Then I did a secondary sweep
22:36Then a third
22:37Then a fourth
22:38I looked behind firewalls
22:40I looked behind the firewalls
22:42Behind the firewalls
22:43To unearth everything there is
22:45To unearth about Mr. Lionel Lee
22:48And in the end
22:49I came up with something
22:50Marvelously juicy
22:52Nothing at all
22:54Which is my favorite thing to find
22:56Because nothing
22:57Always means something
22:59A secret
23:00With a capital S
23:01A secret you can only uncover
23:03The old-fashioned way
23:04I'm guessing you followed the fucker
23:07Girl
23:07You know why they call me
23:09The big dick
23:14I trailed him
23:15Four weeks
23:16Looking for anything
23:17That was inconsistent
23:37This is Inland Acupuncture
23:41And Traditional Medicines
23:43Owned by
23:44Devon Eliza Smartino
23:46She has a credit score
23:47Of 815
23:48The girl pays her taxes
23:49On time
23:50However
23:51She spends an exorbitant
23:53Amount of money
23:53At an online retailer
23:55Called
23:57Extreme Bondage
23:59She's a dominatrix
24:00Boom
24:01I kind of love that for her
24:03Well done
24:04While this information
24:05Is as usual
24:07Unusable
24:08I know the drill
24:08Unusable in court
24:10Yes
24:10But what we have here
24:12Is knowledge
24:13And knowledge
24:14Is the key in the lock
24:15All we have to do
24:17Is turn it
24:18Just the right way
24:19Well
24:19I have done my part
24:21Girlfriend
24:22Now
24:22You do yours
24:24Let's put the fucking team
24:25In teamwork
24:26And get this bastard
24:50Stop
24:51Both of you
24:52Before I call the police
24:53I want to see
24:54Just what it is
24:55That you're stealing
24:56Mr. Baskin
24:57I assure you
24:59We're simply removing
25:01Her personal property
25:02From the premises
25:03Alright
25:03What personal property
25:05I gave her everything
25:06She owns
25:08Yes
25:09And you've been
25:09Exceedingly generous
25:11But according to
25:12California law
25:13Where I know
25:14You were legally married
25:15Gifts received
25:16During the marriage
25:17Become the separate
25:18Property of the recipient
25:19So no takesies
25:21Backsies
25:22In other words
25:22Our business is done
25:24So if you'll excuse us
25:30You should have just
25:32Taken a knife
25:33And stabbed me
25:34Through the heart
25:34I never once
25:36Cheated on you
25:38Did you ever
25:39Really love me
25:46He
25:47Wasn't even
25:48Attractive
25:49I only slept with him
25:51Because of the way
25:53He looked at me
25:56Like the way
25:56You used to look at me
25:59Once upon a time
26:02God
26:06How I missed that
26:12And yes
26:15I did love you once
26:20But not now
26:22I do continue to love
26:23Your taste in jewelry
26:24However
26:26Have a good one, babe
26:49Emeralds get you up to speed?
26:50Yes, she did
26:51A dominatrix
26:54Why is it that rich men
26:55Are always so bloody predictable
26:57Always
27:00From cocktails to cock rings
27:02All in one 24-hour period
27:04God, I love my job
27:29We're here to see Devon's farting now
27:31I'm sorry
27:32I'm sorry
27:33She's not available
27:37Would you like to book a salt scrub?
27:40Okay, too well-dressed to be cops
27:42Jealous wives rarely come in pairs
27:44You must be lawyers
27:46I'm Liberty Ronson
27:48And this is my partner
27:49Allure Grant
27:50Grant Ronson Green
27:51I'm familiar
27:52If you're here on business
27:54And not to unwind
27:55You're wasting your time
27:56Business is how I unwind
28:00Fine
28:00Let's make it quick
28:03My office is this way
28:05We can talk there
28:07Oh, please
28:08Can't we see the real thing?
28:11You can spare me the spiel
28:13I've been through it before
28:14How this case is different
28:16I'm the only one who can help
28:17The whole Saab story
28:18I'll spare you
28:20Too bad
28:21It's a good one
28:22A fairy tale almost
28:24Two women in love
28:26Are unable to be together
28:27One of them held captive
28:29By a man who thinks of her
28:30As property
28:41He's put a price
28:42On his wife's freedom
28:44Should she leave
28:45She must give up everything else
28:46And not just her worldly possessions
28:48But her reputation
28:50Her person
28:52Everything
28:52He will destroy her
29:00Discretion, simply put
29:02Is the essence of my job
29:03Certainly you two
29:04Can understand that
29:05And what about
29:06I'm just curious
29:08When that protection means
29:10Putting someone else at risk
29:12How do you rationalize that
29:13If it's a choice between one party to another
29:16I side with the party that pays my bills
29:18Oh
29:19So your real sense of duty
29:21Your highest moral obligation
29:23Isn't to the client
29:25But to yourself
29:26What do you think you deserve?
29:27Because when our client gets out of this gothic drama
29:30Of a marriage our way
29:31She'll probably get a payout
29:33In the neighborhood of 200 million dollars
29:36So you provide me with what I need
29:38And I'll do what I do best
29:40I'll change your fucking life
29:43Five percent of the settlement
29:45Ten million dollars
29:47You have an obligation to yourself
29:49To accept that offer
29:50No?
29:54You're gonna have to put that money in escrow
30:02This guy was different
30:04He was into some aberrant deviant shit
30:08It's showtime ladies
30:10Ha!
30:12Two hundred and ten million dollars
30:14Allura
30:15Your client signed a prenuptial agreement
30:18She is not entitled to anything
30:20At all
30:21Well
30:22Let's call this concession
30:23A gesture of goodwill
30:26Well
30:28We've done you a favor
30:30By meeting you here on your turf
30:31And that is all of the goodwill
30:34That we are willing to offer
30:35An army of lawyers
30:37Coercing a 22 year old girl
30:39Into signing her life away
30:41I suppose
30:42That's goodwill too
30:44Do you want to bang this out at trial?
30:47Let's
30:47Set a date
30:48That works for everybody
30:51Lionel
30:52When are you next available?
30:53Sometime in
30:552030
30:572035
30:58And there it is
31:00Thank you
31:01You know I never throw the first punch
31:03But you Arch have now threatened
31:05To take this outside of the legal arena
31:07So now I have no choice
31:09But to follow suit
31:10Emerald
31:14What is this?
31:15Book report?
31:16Now before we get started today
31:18Is there anything you care to elucidate
31:20Mr. Lee
31:24Do you know what I am?
31:26I'm an innovator
31:28I'm a transgressive
31:29I've had a target on my back
31:31The entirety of my professional career
31:32Rival companies
31:33Politicians
31:34They've been trying to take me down
31:35Even regular Joes
31:36With laptops
31:37And a little extra time on their hands
31:38Doing it for sport
31:39They come at me constantly
31:41So what could you ladies possibly have on me
31:44That I haven't seen before?
31:46You're right
31:48There's nothing here that you haven't seen before
31:50In fact
31:51Everything we're going to show you today
31:53You should be intimately familiar with
31:57This for example
32:01What the fuck is that?
32:02An anal stimulator
32:04A favorite of your clients
32:05And just for size comparison
32:07Here it is
32:09Next to a traffic cone
32:11Now according to a very credible
32:14On the record source
32:15The very talented Mr. Lee
32:16Is capable of hovering
32:17His who's he what's it
32:19Over the apex of this device
32:22And performing a full squat
32:23All the way to the floors
32:25It's a butt plug
32:27Is that correct Mr. Lee?
32:30Laura
32:30You are so done
32:32This is supposed to humiliate him
32:35You my dear
32:36Are going to be humiliated
32:39Grace
32:39You might want to look away
32:41For this next one
32:47For those of you assembled
32:49Who don't understand
32:50What you're looking at
32:51If your brain can't quite compute it
32:53Let me break it down for you
32:55This is Mr. Lionel
32:57In full fantastic fetish mode
32:59Dressed as a filthy piggy piggy
33:02Those people under him
33:04Are suckling his piggly wiggly titties
33:06Or as they call them on the farm
33:09Soutines
33:10Now my eyes bled a little
33:12When I got a gander
33:13At this piece of high art
33:14But that's just me
33:17Mr. Lee
33:18There will be a day
33:19When what you're feeling right now
33:20Will just be a memory
33:21You sign the paper in front of you
33:23And that day is here now
33:24But if you choose to keep fighting
33:26Grace
33:27Then that feeling is
33:29Just the tip
33:31It'll be so much more painful
33:33The deeper we go
33:34Enough
33:35This is sick
33:37And we are done
33:38And the first thing
33:39That I'm going to do
33:40Is file an official report
33:41To the state bar
33:42And to the attorney general's office
33:45No one's reporting anything
33:46To anyone anywhere
33:47Lionel
33:48Let's go
33:48This is unconscionable
33:50Un-fucking-conscionable
33:53You are all sick
33:55Love and war
33:56You chose war
33:58And we won it
34:00Ladies
34:00A toast
34:01Or as we call here
34:03After any huge win
34:04A victory
34:05Fizz
34:06Come on
34:07Raise your glasses
34:09Ladies
34:09Get over here
34:10Alright
34:10Here is to
34:12The mighty chain of women
34:13Arm in arm
34:14And Grace
34:15We are so proud
34:16To add you
34:17As a link in that chain
34:18Yeah
34:19Yeah
34:21All of you
34:23You saved my life
34:24Thank you
34:26Come on clubs
34:28You're going to make me cry
34:29Stop
34:31Thank you girl
34:33For Grace
34:34I'm sorry
34:35Thank you
34:36You know how I get
34:38You know I cry over everything
34:50I'm making your favorite drink
34:54What's with the overnight bag
34:55Is there a game I didn't know about
34:57Can we sit down and talk
35:00Yeah
35:18I'm not happy
35:20I'm sorry
35:22I'm confused with what's going on here
35:24What are you confused about
35:25I can't fucking breathe
35:27In this perfect house
35:28With these perfect paintings
35:32Okay
35:36Talk to me
35:37Are you just having a bad day
35:39Or something
35:39No actually
35:40I spent the day
35:42Talking to my therapist
35:43Midlife crisis
35:45Sounds like it
35:46Come on Laura
35:47I'm drowning here with you
35:48What are you talking about
35:49You're famous
35:50You have three Super Bowl rings
35:53Oh
35:55Okay
35:55I understand what's going on here
35:57I get it
35:57What you're saying
35:58Is that
35:59My big life
36:00Is just too rich
36:01For that
36:02Little Philly kid
36:04But
36:05You're leaving out
36:06All of your success
36:07And brilliance
36:07Yeah exactly
36:07Why do I forget about
36:09All of that in your presence
36:10I don't know
36:10Why do you
36:11Because next to you
36:13I feel hopelessly
36:14And ridiculously small
36:15That's not on me
36:15That's on you
36:17Fuck you
36:19And don't fucking
36:20Gaslight me either
36:21Cause I've been feeling like this
36:22For years
36:23And I know you have too
36:24What's going on with you
36:26I feel like you're not
36:27Telling me the whole story
36:28What's really going on
36:29I want a divorce
36:32You want a divorce
36:35What are you talking about
36:40I'm seeing somebody else
36:53Alora
37:16How could he do this
37:17How could he want somebody else
37:19You know what I'm gonna do
37:21I'm gonna find his ass
37:23And I'm gonna cut off
37:24That big Philly dick
37:27No I'm gonna do it
37:28I keep a knife in my purse
37:29At all times
37:30Do not think I won't
37:33He's intimidated
37:34Weak men just can't handle
37:36Strong women
37:39What
37:39What's that look
37:41This
37:42This moment
37:43I always knew
37:45This exact moment
37:46Would darken my doorstep
37:48And here it is
37:50What's the moment honey
37:51That he would leave
37:54That he was ten years younger than me
37:56And he would leave me
37:57For someone younger
37:58I mean
37:59Am I no longer vital anymore
38:02Is it someone else's turn
38:05Are the best years behind me
38:07No
38:07Fuck no
38:08The best is yet to come
38:10Are you crazy
38:12Thank you
38:13Let me invite you
38:14To think about this differently
38:16Okay
38:16This is not about age
38:18Or age difference
38:20This right here
38:21Is about character
38:22And while we at it
38:24Girlfriend
38:24Let me speak on you
38:25For a second
38:26Because you
38:27Don't have a good picker
38:29It's true
38:30You don't
38:30Flash and trash
38:31Swivels your head
38:33I don't disagree
38:34What
38:36I don't have a good picker
38:38Nope
38:38Not true
38:40Okay
38:40Let's talk about it
38:42When you first introduced us to Chase
38:43I said
38:44Okay
38:44He's cute
38:45You know what I mean
38:46Stunning face
38:47Nice ass
38:48But not that smart
38:49Didn't have a lot of money
38:51Could be a little bit of a gold digger
38:53Face it
38:54You like rough trade
38:56What?
38:57You do
38:58Okay
38:58But the truth of the matter
39:00Is maybe that's about control
39:01I mean she's got a point
39:03That last guy
39:04He was just a little sketchy
39:07Oh my god
39:08DJ Chaos
39:09Good lord and good night
39:10You know
39:11He was the exact same
39:12Just a little musky
39:14And slightly unwashed
39:15You know
39:16Guys that start out
39:17Working at gas stations
39:19End up as models
39:20Wait
39:21So
39:21You both
39:22Thought Chase was a bad choice
39:24Yeah
39:24Why didn't anyone tell me?
39:26Well
39:27We knew you loved him
39:29And for me personally
39:30I thought
39:30Well
39:30Guys do it all the time
39:32They marry younger women
39:33And nobody says a word about it
39:34So I thought
39:35Good for you
39:36And
39:38Deep down
39:39I guess
39:39I thought it was brave
39:42Ditto
39:43I settled
39:45All because of what
39:46Low self-esteem
39:48Did I not love myself enough?
39:51Oh no
39:53Honey
39:55Honey
39:58I'm gonna keep it real with you
40:00Then
40:01No
40:03You didn't
40:04But now you know
40:05So now you can
40:07I failed
40:08I hate failing
40:13You know what's coming up?
40:15Sheila Baskin's auction
40:17We are gonna take you to New York
40:19And we are gonna buy you
40:20The most breathtaking piece of bling
40:21And after that
40:22Dinner at Capo Massa
40:23And oysters
40:25And martinis
40:26Till dawn
40:27Yes
40:27That actually sounds like
40:29The best day ever
40:30Yes
40:30That ought to put a battery
40:31In your back
40:33Now
40:35Who's in for the hot tub?
40:37Come on
40:37Up
40:41Okay
40:42So who is down for skinny
40:43Because I am
40:45I am
40:47You
40:47Who is down for boxing?
40:52You
40:53You
41:00You
41:03You
41:04You
41:07You
41:08You
41:21I think she knows
41:23Not yet
41:27She's gonna make it our mission
41:29Yeah, one of the words of the Lord Grant
41:37All's fair and nothing more
42:07All's fair and nothing more
42:22No more nights I have to face
42:25No more tears I have to waste
42:27Cause even in the dark your eyes don't hide
42:36Ah, ah, ah, tää
42:42Ah, ah, ah, ah
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