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Beyond the Gates - Season 2 - Episode 26: Monday, February 9, 2026
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00:04Previously on Beyond the Gates
00:06No Dupree will stand in our way
00:08May the best matriarch win
00:10You have spent more time looking over there than you have at me
00:16Madison Montgomery, will you marry me?
00:19Yes
00:23I kissed Bill
00:24What did it mean to you?
00:26It was a goodbye
00:30Hey
00:32Morning
00:35Honeymoon periods run its course?
00:38I was planning on bringing you your breakfast stuff, that's all
00:42That could be easily arranged
00:44I'm always happy to hop back into bed at my hot hubby's request
00:47Come here
00:48Miss me already?
00:53How'd you sleep?
00:55I had anxiety dreams about being on the runway
00:58There I was, strutting my stuff, looking to die for
01:02But I was actually invisible
01:04Everyone could see right through me and spot one of the khadids
01:08Nicole would say that's your subconscious messing with you
01:11What would you say?
01:15That nobody brings it like Danny Dupree?
01:19So where are you with the whole Tatum-Stewart offer?
01:23Actively mulling
01:25I don't know, exposure like this could have a way too big impact on all of our lives
01:30This is me trying on this season's not being too impulsive look
01:34Like it?
01:35I love everything you wear
01:37Or don't
01:38And you shouldn't throw away and dismiss impulse
01:41It worked for us
01:43Thank you
01:43For being so supportive of me and my career
01:48You, sir
01:49Are my rock
02:01I am starving
02:03Figured we might as well have our admin meeting over breakfast
02:07Bonus being the rest of the firm can't hear you cursing the employer review board's recommendations from the club
02:20Well, I get that mom likes to sleep in, but damn, she is killing my buzz
02:25Hi dad, Caroline
02:28I'm glad to run into you two, together
02:32Chelsea and I worked everything out
02:34And in fact, we're engaged
02:45You can see your face
02:47PYMIC
02:47TOO
02:47PLACE
02:47TOO
02:50TOO
02:50TOO
02:50TOO
02:51TOO
02:57TOO
03:00TOO
03:19I know you have off today.
03:21Yep, I'm filling in for Ginny.
03:23I'd rather be here than at home overthinking things I cannot understand.
03:27Like what?
03:28Quantum gravity?
03:29Men.
03:30They're just as big a mystery as we are.
03:33Not untrue.
03:35Except they wrap themselves in this layer of mixed messaging that I cannot decode.
03:40Also not untrue.
03:42I assume this has to do with our ab tech.
03:45Nurse Hugo, do I see you?
03:47You think there's something slick about Grayson?
03:50Slick?
03:52Have you been talking to Derek?
03:56I'm glad you wanted to meet, but is this about me bugging Ashley?
04:01Have you been?
04:03Well, yes and no.
04:05I ran into her last night and we got into it.
04:09She left pretty pissed.
04:11News to me.
04:12Oh.
04:13So this is just a catch-up?
04:16Well, yes.
04:17I know.
04:24I'm surprised you didn't want to meet at a more private spot.
04:28Bill's starter wife was very suspicious to see you hanging with the client.
04:33Girl, no one takes Danny the Spoil has been X seriously.
04:37She didn't seem expired to me.
04:39Unfortunately.
04:41I'm kidding.
04:42Girl, it's just I can't even get a cup of coffee without Danny mouthing off conspiracy theories.
04:48She was pressed.
04:51Yeah.
04:51That's her factory setting.
04:54Besides, we have a legit excuse to meet this morning.
04:59You still like freebies?
05:01You know it.
05:06Talked it over with Bill and we agreed Tomas will handle your case pro bono.
05:12Thanks, girl.
05:13You are always great at making things disappear.
05:17Mm-hmm.
05:22This is news?
05:24That ring.
05:26Five stars.
05:29Another Hamilton wedding on the horizon.
05:32When did you...
05:34Who proposed?
05:36I popped the question to Madison.
05:38See Exhibit A on her finger, not mine.
05:40Though I will want to correct that.
05:42Chelsea pulled out all the stops last night.
05:45Yeah, I'm not surprised.
05:47When either of my daughters want something, they go for it.
05:51Full tilt.
05:52Like you.
05:54And Mom.
05:55Where do you think I get all my fire?
05:58Ashley told me about the medical evaluation.
06:00Did they say when they can redo the test?
06:03Well, apparently there are residual responsiveness issues due to an impignant at my L2.
06:10And that's Greek for...
06:13And that's Greek for...
06:13No firefighting.
06:14No firefighting.
06:14Not ever.
06:16I am so sorry, Derek.
06:20I am so sorry, Derek.
06:45Me?
06:45I mean, you have a bazillion other marketable skills besides that L2 mumbo-jumbo.
06:50Oh, God.
06:51And the clinic would be lucky to have you.
06:53I mean, you have your EMT training, right?
06:56And I also have contacts I could recruit.
06:58Oh.
06:58Paramedics, ER personnel, doctors.
07:01I hadn't even thought about that.
07:05This would be a way for me to still help people.
07:08Such a hero.
07:11Thor over here tell you how he came charging at me the other day, like I was personally responsible
07:17for Ragnarok.
07:20Can't you see we're busy?
07:23This ain't gonna work.
07:25Derek is the perfect solution to your problem.
07:28Which one?
07:29She has so many.
07:34Wait, wait a minute.
07:36She's the other woman?
07:37I hate that phrase.
07:39You want me to work for her?
07:44Braun, maybe.
07:46Brain's not so much.
07:49Derek's worried there's something shady going on with Grayson.
07:52Okay, well, Grayson is nothing.
07:53Derek's business.
07:54I told your ex to focus on his own love life.
07:56Yeah, you think he listened?
07:58Well, it's too soon to tell.
07:59But my honest take, it felt like there was a genuine concern.
08:03Oh, God.
08:05Why is his opinion getting under your skin so much?
08:08Well, do you want your ex's opinion in your mind about the new guy in your life?
08:12Fair enough.
08:14But is there a chance that you're bugging because there might be some truth to it?
08:20Okay.
08:21You know Grayson better than Derek does.
08:24What is your take on it?
08:25I don't know.
08:25It matters what you think.
08:27All right.
08:28Riddle me this, oh wise one.
08:39What does it mean when you're with a guy and in the middle of it, he gets a call, he
08:48takes it,
08:48and then he takes off with no explanation.
08:51Nurse talk?
08:52DOA?
08:55Grayson left your bed to answer a booty call.
09:00See, I just don't think that's what it is, though.
09:03But then I've got Derek's warnings rattling around in my mind.
09:06It's, like, confusing.
09:07I just, I think that there's got to be a perfectly good reason that Grayson would take off like
09:11that, right?
09:13Oh, I know.
09:15Maybe he is the boy wonder and Batman needed his help in Gotham City.
09:19Or Derek's right.
09:21And Grayson's bat signal is a warning you shouldn't ignore.
09:30Hold your impulses.
09:32Tammy!
09:34You need to work on your timing.
09:36I am so sorry for the interruption, but we are about to host a very special guest.
09:42Tatum Stewart is in the DMV, and she insists no time is like the present.
09:47I haven't made my decision yet.
09:49Well, I expressed that to her, which made her even more determined to snag you as her
09:54spokesmodel.
09:54I wasn't going for hard to get.
09:56Well, that is what you've got.
09:57Tatum will be here in T-minus 20 minutes, so could you two lovebirds forego canoodling
10:02long enough to shower and get dressed, please?
10:04Pretty please.
10:05Two birds, one shower?
10:06In less than 20 minutes?
10:08Right.
10:08Later.
10:09I love you, family!
10:11I love you more, Andre.
10:16So, did you set up this surprise meet and greet?
10:18No.
10:19I assumed you did.
10:20Then this impromptu pit stop proves that Tatum wants Danny on board.
10:26The trick will be getting your stubborn bride to realize that this deal was made for her.
10:31Yeah.
10:36No way in hell am I working for this woman.
10:40This Avenger has been out of the job market way too long.
10:45I'm the employer, and you haven't been offered squat.
10:51Homeboys' interview skills are less than desirable, Dina.
10:56You both trust me, right?
10:58You know I do.
11:00You said yourself that this kind of project can help all sorts of people who are genuinely
11:05struggling.
11:06And you are looking for a renewed sense of purpose, which still involves saving lives,
11:11which is what you love to do.
11:13As far as I can see it, you kind of need one another.
11:18None this lifetime.
11:20See?
11:20You're already finding common ground.
11:22Okay, so what happens when my best friend, Detective Jacob Hawthorne, swings by for a visit, and
11:30he spots Leslie here spiking someone's IV because, I don't know, they looked at her sideways.
11:37Jen, I appreciate you trying to do a solid for this downtrodden former hero.
11:44Downtrodden?
11:44Former hero.
11:46Now, if this sad puppy dog face fits, but you know, I don't have time for this kind of negative
11:51energy in a place of healing.
11:54Besides, I have my cheerful, lovely Eva, who possesses actual experience running a medical
12:02facility, and she believes in the mission.
12:05You know that Eva doesn't have the time to commit to the hours it'll take to get this
12:09clinic going, and Derek is fully available.
12:13That's the understatement of the year.
12:16He will certainly be able to recruit volunteers.
12:20Why, he was just telling me that he has a ton of connections at the hospital and within
12:25the community.
12:28I suppose he does have a certain appeal for a very particular demo.
12:36Maybe we can dangle him to see if he can bring all the nurses to the yard.
12:41Offensive.
12:42Get used to it.
12:47For Jan, I'll give you a chance.
12:50One.
12:52On a trial basis, of course.
12:54Whoa, whoa, whoa.
12:55Wait a minute.
12:55I am not doing this.
12:57He'll think about it and get back to you.
13:03And then I said yes.
13:08Oh, God.
13:09Oh.
13:10Oh, excuse me.
13:11It's the hospital.
13:12Yeah, yes.
13:12Goodbye.
13:20All those tears of joy.
13:22I need to touch it.
13:24Be right back.
13:25Okay.
13:32So, no congrats?
13:35Maybe you know I think the world of Madison.
13:38Actually, she and I have a lot in common.
13:40What every girl wants to hear.
13:42She's brilliant.
13:43Committed to her career.
13:45Humble, gorgeous.
13:46Yeah, I agree.
13:48But weren't you two just about to break up?
13:50Well, we obviously work things out.
13:54The devil's in the details, Chelsea.
13:57Is that where he is?
13:59Look, are you moving to Copenhagen?
14:02There's too much happening right now, but this is Madison's dream.
14:05So, we're going to live the long-distance life for a little.
14:08Okay.
14:08I'm good.
14:09Good.
14:09That'll give you more time to figure things out.
14:13What's that supposed to mean?
14:15I just told you the plan and you saw the ring.
14:19I saw it.
14:19Yeah, but Chelsea, marriage is not something you should just rush into.
14:26Are you thinking for real right now?
14:28I just want my baby girl to be sure.
14:29That's all.
14:30Is that so wrong?
14:31Don't hide behind this overprotective daddy excuse.
14:35You want me to pump the brakes in case this thing with Madison is just a silly little phase
14:40that I'm going through.
14:41Is that about right?
14:43The deal went south, so I'm still on the hunt for my dream home in St. Bart's.
14:49Why not enjoy the delay and do some recon?
14:53I mean, they have amazing five-star hotels all over the island.
14:58You busy?
15:01You happy?
15:03Legal Eagles really got to step it up, huh?
15:06What was your mark's deal?
15:09Classic hedge funder.
15:10With tan like a lobster and chew at his mouth open.
15:14But his yacht?
15:16Sick.
15:17Okay.
15:18What was the play?
15:20I had to cut it short.
15:22Remember my short, skinny friend?
15:24The one who went away?
15:27B and E Amari?
15:29Yes, Amari.
15:30Well, he got into a fight in the joint.
15:33He didn't make it.
15:35I came home and went to the funeral.
15:38And, well, St. Bart's sea dog moved on with someone with bigger flotation devices.
15:44Sorry about Amari.
15:47If Bill isn't cutting his workload short for a vacation, does that mean that he will be available to be
15:54more hands-on with my case?
15:56There are some family health issues with the girls taking his time.
16:02Including delusional Danny.
16:07What's her run?
16:09For the entire world to revolve around her.
16:13She's got that whole gravitational pull.
16:15She's mastered it.
16:17I mean, how does she do it?
16:18Damsel in distress?
16:20Bill can't resist Miss Bland ass crying in his chest.
16:26So what's your play?
16:28Well, I know what I'm not going to do anymore.
16:31Complaining to Bill just only backfired.
16:35You know, if someone gets off from being the strong shoulder, they always defend and deny that's what's up.
16:45I know Bill loves me.
16:48I just need to trust in that more.
16:53You have changed.
16:55That idea is a hot mess.
16:58One that's going to 100% blow up your entire new life.
17:09You should stop trying to guess what Grayson was up to last night and just come right out and ask
17:12him.
17:14You're probably right.
17:15Don't you know by now I am pretty much always right?
17:18I was just trying to avoid an awkward convo.
17:21I mean, Grayson obviously didn't want to talk about it last night when he bolted from my bed.
17:25Well, discomfort is not a good enough reason to deny yourself the answers you need, Ashley.
17:29You have a right to them.
17:31Even though we're just in the hanging out phase?
17:34Yes, you should know what you're getting into.
17:37Just like with Ted and I.
17:38Last night he did something I totally was not at ease with.
17:43Oh?
17:44Get your mind out the gutter.
17:46We'll see.
17:46I'm asking even though it's awkward.
17:49Never you mind.
17:50And plus this is different.
17:51You don't have the right to know.
17:52Oh, but you're going to tell me anyway.
17:53The point is, I slid my feelings to the side because I didn't want to spoil the evening.
17:59Well.
17:59I stayed quiet.
18:01I've been there.
18:02Nearly choked.
18:03Mm-hmm.
18:04And then I decided to call Ted out.
18:06Hella awkward?
18:07Yes.
18:08Mood killer?
18:09Absolutely.
18:10Relationship ruiner?
18:11TBD.
18:13Okay, you're really not slimy on this whole approach, Janice.
18:16I stood my ground.
18:17I said my piece and today I have absolutely zero regrets about it.
18:22Oh, incoming woman up, Nurse Morgan.
18:34I owe you an apology.
18:36I'd really rather you just tell me why you took off like that.
18:41What happened last night?
18:43I know you and Madison are in love.
18:46You have this all wrong.
18:48Yes, please mansplain my thoughts to me, Dad.
18:53You've been through one crisis after another in a short window of time, okay?
18:58And tell me what I'm responsible for.
19:01You said it.
19:03And it has been intense and life has thrown lots of big vads our way and we keep leveling up.
19:10That's how Madison and I know that we're built to go the distance.
19:14Denmark?
19:15Denmark?
19:16No.
19:17A lifetime.
19:18Together.
19:20Okay, look, I'll just be blunt.
19:22This is your first committed relationship and experience has told me the decisions that are made in the heat of
19:26the moment look very different after things have settled down, baby.
19:29That's a you problem.
19:31But I'm marrying a very thoughtful and considerate person with a huge heart.
19:36I will never regret that.
19:41We're back.
19:43I was obsessed with this part.
19:47Chelsea, you have excellent taste in rings and partners.
19:51Thank you for always being in my corner, Caroline.
19:54I really appreciate the support wherever I can get it.
20:01If Bill's attention is shifting backwards, then you gotta bust out Big Bad Val.
20:06That is not my name.
20:10The crinkle above your nose is showing.
20:12What?
20:14I have zero lines on my face, girl.
20:16Come on.
20:17Made you look girly.
20:19Trust me.
20:21I know what I'm talking about.
20:23Ooh, she says while facing prison charges.
20:26That your old man's firm will get me out of.
20:28Am I right?
20:29Yes, we're the best in the biz.
20:31You have nothing to worry about.
20:33But, seems like you have all the answers.
20:37What do you think I should do?
20:40I trust you.
20:43You ever try making Bill jealous?
20:47What about tears?
20:50Guilt trip?
20:54Sex?
20:59Well, then that means you only have one move left.
21:03You gotta out Danny the Danny Dupree.
21:09Tatum Stewart.
21:10Pamela Curtis.
21:11I am so happy that at last we meet, and that you found the time to pop over to our
21:16fair crest.
21:18I practically stormed those gates to get in here.
21:21The prospect of locking the Danny Dupree in for my new line?
21:27Exhilarating.
21:28By the by, I am so sorry for my faux pas.
21:31Oh, it's all good.
21:33Neither of us mentioned it to Danny.
21:34Oh, we just didn't want her to think that it was some sort of, you know, favor to Andre.
21:39Best to not spook the talent, right?
21:41Yeah, but Pamela's more family vault than agent.
21:45There's several future best-selling memoirs in there, I'm sure.
21:49Oh, I'll never tell.
21:51At least not until the deal closes.
21:54Funny, great energy, and you have a purple aura.
21:58I trust your instincts.
22:02Speaking of, I always knew that Danny would light the world ablaze.
22:08Finally.
22:22There's something you should know.
22:24That call was about my mother.
22:27It never gets easier to say, but she's got Parkinson's,
22:30and all the balance problems that come with it.
22:32The assisted living facility she's at told me that she fell in the shower again.
22:37Oh, Grayson.
22:40Oh, I'm...
22:41How is she?
22:42Staff said she was fine, but I had to find out for myself.
22:44Of course, of course.
22:46I mean...
22:48Look, I get it.
22:50But why didn't you just tell me that?
22:52I should have.
22:53I know, I should have, but...
22:54I was so furious with her caregivers, I didn't trust myself not to flip out,
22:58and I didn't want you to see that side of me.
23:01Well, did you?
23:02Go off on them?
23:05I pulled off on the ride over.
23:07Okay.
23:09But I'm more upset with myself than anyone else.
23:11Why?
23:12You couldn't have prevented your mom's fault.
23:14We both know the kind of pressure healthcare workers are under.
23:18Okay, and you're allowed to be upset if they're not monitoring your mother properly.
23:21But the place is understaffed.
23:23Okay, she calls out for help, her impatience wins over, and she goes rogue.
23:29I'm trying to get her into another facility with better round-the-clock care, but her insurance
23:36only covers so much.
23:37That's why I'm taking extra shifts here, trying to pick up some side jobs.
23:42Okay.
23:43So that's where the angry-at-yourself part comes in?
23:48When I was a kid, my mother hustled to take care of me.
23:53Now I'm trying to do the same, I just...
23:57I can't seem to catch up.
23:58If there is anyone who gets wanting to put your all into someone in need, even when you
24:04don't have it, it's me.
24:08Thanks, but no thanks.
24:11This clinic thing, it's not happening.
24:14Derek, you are not seeing the forest for the trees.
24:18Leslie is funding the project, and odds are you won't even see her much, if at all.
24:23That's not the type of woman to hide in the shadows, unless she's covering up a crime.
24:28What about the money?
24:30She's got lots of it.
24:32And I heard she's offering the few permanent positions a pretty penny.
24:40I don't get it, Jan.
24:42You're one of the sweetest people that I know.
24:44How are you friends with someone so lethal?
24:48This isn't just about Leslie.
24:50I'm worried about you.
24:53And the clinic will honor the late Doug McBride.
24:57He and Vanessa have always been very good to me.
25:00I want this clinic to thrive.
25:02I want Doug's legacy to live on.
25:04I didn't realize.
25:06We've all belly flopped and had to get back up.
25:09Leslie is trying her best.
25:12So quit looking down on her long enough to see this for the opportunity it is.
25:18You can make a difference.
25:22Remember that one time when we was in Philly and we went to that random-ass club in Prince
25:27Landing?
25:28Yes, that was one of my favorite nights.
25:31I'm sure.
25:34You were so scared to sneak back home that late?
25:37No, because I knew that my mother would wig out.
25:40Hell, if I was about to get knocked into the middle of next Tuesday, anyway, it might as well be
25:46on my own terms.
25:47It hurts less.
25:48I'm petite, but I pack a punch.
25:51The minute my mother saw my busted list, she forgot all about my curfew.
25:57Yeah.
25:58You can't fake a health scare.
26:00Get a real one.
26:01That is the worst ad campaign that I've ever heard.
26:06Wait.
26:07You're serious.
26:08If you and me team up together, we'd sell the hell out of it.
26:18Tatum, I know these are just sketches, but once again, you deliver.
26:23I see your signature twist in each and every design.
26:26It's the way you're playing with these silhouettes.
26:28So bold.
26:28Bringing in patterns and gem tones.
26:32Yeah.
26:33Oh, my camera lens would love on all of these.
26:36Remind me to airdrop myself into this house next time I'm having a confidence flip.
26:44So, do I have a signature spokesmodel?
26:50Oh.
26:55My mother keeps raving about Gilles' deep tissue massage.
26:59Yes, and thank you for fitting in my...
27:01Fiance.
27:03Has a nice ring to it.
27:07So, still, nada from your mom?
27:09She texted.
27:10She has a business thing, but I'll see her later.
27:13Have you tried your mom?
27:15I'd like to protect our afterglow a while longer.
27:19You think she won't approve?
27:21Well, I'm sure my mom likes you more than me.
27:24Oh.
27:24So, I'd like to protect your bliss by delaying Willow, the whirling dervish, from barraging you with her woo-woo
27:30wedding ideas.
27:31What's wrong?
27:34Dad, he got in my head.
27:38Bill's not happy for us?
27:40More like his joy got lost in the English to Danish translation.
27:46He thinks we're rushing into marriage.
27:49Well, he's not wrong.
27:51Are you having doubts?
27:53Go for it as our thing now, remember?
27:57Maybe he's just being overprotective.
28:00You know, since the whole Allison ordeal, he's been more of a presence in my life.
28:04Well, how involved are we talking?
28:07Baby, this has nothing to do with you.
28:10If Willow is the number one Chelsea stand, then Bill Hamilton is a Madison groupie.
28:16Hey.
28:20What mood is on the menu for dessert?
28:24More shock than awe.
28:26My baby girl, she's just too young.
28:30How old was Danny when you met?
28:33Well, you think Vernon just rolled out the Dom Perignon back then?
28:36It's too impulsive, okay?
28:39Another Hamilton making life-changing decisions based on temporary feelings.
28:44Who's the other Hamilton?
28:46Not Naomi.
28:47Danny.
28:48No longer a Hamilton.
28:50Yeah.
28:51I think it was Scandinavian panic that forced Chelsea to propose, and you and I both can agree that that's
28:57not an ideal start.
28:59Plans get made.
29:01Life happens.
29:01We adjust.
29:04Is Chelsea moving to Denmark?
29:06She says no, for now.
29:09How many clients have we heard say that long distance is what taint their relationships?
29:14We meet people on the brink.
29:17Our sample set is skewed.
29:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:19Well, I don't need any more research.
29:20I know my daughter.
29:22The second they hit a rough patch, Chelsea's going to do something crazy, possibly permanent, and she's going to regret
29:27it for the rest of her life.
29:33Hey, Mom.
29:34Hey, sweetie.
29:36I am so glad I bumped into you.
29:38Oh.
29:38Remember how Leslie wanted you to work for her free clinic?
29:41Oh, I keep trying to forget.
29:43Uh-huh.
29:44Well, I found someone for the job.
29:47You're not.
29:48Me?
29:50No.
29:50Okay.
29:51No, I had Leslie meet with Derek.
29:54How'd that go?
29:56Could've been better.
29:57Could've been worse.
29:59And that's Jan code for...
30:01Well, I got him to at least think about it.
30:04Okay, Mom.
30:05It is so sweet that you want to help Derek, but the last thing that he needs is to be
30:10an accomplice to, you know, whatever crime Leslie's planning next.
30:13Her money is helping people.
30:16Herself included.
30:18I don't buy that she's changed.
30:21And I don't think Derek will either.
30:24Just you wait and see.
30:26Leslie Thomas has come a very long way.
30:35Nurse Johnson.
30:37How you doing this morning?
30:39Busy.
30:39Need something?
30:40If you ask me.
30:41I didn't.
30:42You look haggard.
30:44I'm sorry, come again?
30:45You look haggard.
30:46Hope you didn't lose sleep last night over my little prank.
30:50Teddy Bear and I like to poke each other.
30:52In all kinds of ways.
30:55It's our thing.
30:57Lord, give me strength.
30:59Ooh, please, Lord.
31:01That sliver red lace was just meant to be a tiny reminder of our naughty, unforgettable adventures.
31:10Then and now.
31:13Hmm.
31:14Only I think you mean then and then.
31:19No end in sight, Nursey.
31:28Only in your sick, dark, twisted world would you think a stunt like that could actually work.
31:36Nurse Tia, roommate 18.
31:38Seems to have had the desired effect.
31:43You know, maybe there is a guy out there who would enjoy finding your nasty-ass thong panties stuffed in
31:51his couch.
31:52And believe me when I say, I would love for you to find that kindred, certifiable spirit and live out
31:58your best lives.
32:00But it ain't Ted.
32:03I have a funny feeling that seeing my goodies made my Teddy one-a-time jump to a not-too
32:11-distant future where we get to remember our magically delicious moments.
32:19Huh.
32:20Hmm.
32:20Next time you get that funny feeling, I will call a doctor.
32:24You know, there's usually a cream or a pill they prescribe for that.
32:27Hmm, sure you'd know.
32:29You know, I could ring Ted.
32:31Or better yet, maybe a house call would be ideal, given our relationship.
32:37Ted is disturbed by your actions.
32:39He is definitely not turned on.
32:41I think you are projecting, niece.
32:45Yeah.
32:45Ted told me that you were devastated.
32:48I guess my sexy little joke, it tapped into some real insecurities that, uh, run super deep.
32:59Hmm?
33:00Maybe you should see someone about that.
33:03This wave of desperation wafting off of you is nauseating.
33:09Well, like I told you, you do look peaked.
33:13And, I mean, it's really hard to tell, though, given your usual pallor.
33:18Hmm.
33:19See, the thing about me is, I'm good with or without Ted.
33:23Because I have something money can't buy.
33:26Pride.
33:27Go on, girl, and smuggle up with your bad self, niece-y.
33:31Maybe all that hot sense of pride will keep you toasty on those cold and lonely nights.
33:39Me?
33:41Oh, baby, I got my cash in the bank.
33:45And a man right by my side.
33:49And that makes me happy on any damn day of the week.
34:00Talk about Leslie.
34:02What is new with you?
34:04Well, I saw Grayson last night.
34:07Ooh.
34:07I really like him, Mom.
34:09And I think he will, too.
34:11Meeting the parent already.
34:14Well, not yet.
34:15Soon.
34:16We'll see.
34:17Why do you think I'd like him?
34:19Just a hunch.
34:21He was raised by a single mom, too.
34:23They're still really close.
34:25Hmm.
34:26A man's relationship with his family, especially his mother.
34:30It's very telling.
34:32Yeah.
34:32Well, more than you know.
34:34Unfortunately, his mom has some serious health issues, and he's been dealing with that while
34:38he's trying to support her financially.
34:42He's a good guy.
34:44He sounds like a keeper.
35:03I know that look.
35:04Don't.
35:05Well, don't worry.
35:07I won't be the one doing the convincing.
35:20I think that went well.
35:31Well played.
35:35I still think a patented blast from the past will get you the results.
35:40A stage mugging.
35:43Tried and true.
35:45Bill has too many resources, like his son-in-law, the detective.
35:49Jacob would comb through every camera in the DMV to find my attacker.
36:03You crazy bitch!
36:06No cameras.
36:07No problem.
36:11It's definitely gonna leave a mark.
36:46No problem.
36:46No problem.
36:46No problem.
36:47No problem.
36:48No problem.
36:48No problem.
36:48No problem.
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