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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 19: After Dark
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00:00Camera now recording.
00:17Hello, you are currently being recorded.
00:21Your house is a camera.
00:24At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:37And if you're watching at just the right moment,
00:46you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:56I looked over and I was like, how am I going to do this?
01:00How am I going to get him inside?
01:02Come join.
01:07Are you okay?
01:09The Neighborhood Watch.
01:11You are currently being recorded.
01:20God damn it!
01:24Oh, God damn it!
01:35You are not dead.
01:37Jeez, I love you.
01:37I love you.
01:38And I love you.
01:43I love you.
01:46I love you.
02:03A boy walks his dog before going to bed.
02:25A boy walks his dog.
03:06It was very exciting.
03:07I was pregnant with my second son.
03:10I was, I think, five days past due already.
03:13So I was ready to get him out.
03:14I was walking up and down the stairs.
03:17I was just trying to do everything I could to get labor going.
03:22And it ended up working.
03:26As Erica's mom and I were trying to get Erica to the car, her water broke.
03:33Oh, my water broke.
03:36With my first son, I was in labor for 16 hours.
03:39So that's what I was kind of expecting.
03:44I thought we had more time.
03:45I took about three steps.
03:47And while I was walking, I had a contraction and delivered his head.
03:54Oh, he's coming.
03:57I said, he's coming.
03:59I'm pushing.
04:00And then your sweet mom said, oh, honey, don't do that.
04:06I called 911.
04:07I was like, the moment is here.
04:10We need the ambulance here right now.
04:12Oh, he's right here.
04:13Oh, my God.
04:15Oh, my God.
04:17Oh, my God.
04:18Oh, he's right here.
04:21He's right here.
04:22You would think I would feel so much panic.
04:26All I felt in that moment was primal need to do what's best for my baby.
04:32And in that moment, I knew it's deliver him right here, right now.
04:35The baby's literally coming out right now.
04:37My mom's a pediatric nurse.
04:39And she had the foresight to run into the house and get towels.
04:44But that meant it was just me and Aiden.
04:48There's no one else here who is going to catch this baby.
04:53I have to do this right now.
04:56She had another contraction, and then he just shot out.
04:59The baby's coming out.
05:01The baby's coming out.
05:01Oh, my God.
05:02She's out there.
05:03Oh, my God.
05:03She's out there.
05:04I was screaming my lungs off.
05:09I was screaming bloody murder.
05:11Not a single neighbor said they saw anything, heard anything.
05:18My dad thinks that we're heading to the hospital.
05:21He was staying here at home to take care of our toddler.
05:25So he went back to bed and didn't even realize all of this happened.
05:29So he was pretty shocked.
05:32Is he all right?
05:33Paramedics probably took about 10 minutes to get there from the initial time I called them.
05:39The big fire truck shows up.
05:40The ambulance shows up.
05:42Are you with the baby?
05:43No.
05:43No?
05:44Great.
05:44No issues.
05:45No.
05:46They let me cut our son's cord.
05:49The paramedics got me on a stretcher, and they were getting me into the ambulance.
05:54And that's when I finally got handed my son and got to hold him for the first time.
05:59And he was beautiful.
06:01He was a miracle.
06:03Oh, my goodness.
06:04Hi.
06:05Hi.
06:07The paramedics just guessed what time he was born.
06:10So we didn't have an official time of birth.
06:13And when we were at the hospital, we realized, wait a second.
06:16We have the security camera footage.
06:18We can tell you exactly his time of birth.
06:222.26 a.m.
06:24And look, here he is.
06:28He's here.
06:29He's six months old.
06:31After his very eventful labor, we threw out everything on the list and came up with a brand new name.
06:39So this is Milagro, which means miracle in Spanish.
06:44And Milagro's middle name is Air, since he was born in the fresh air.
06:50I think every single birthday, starting with the first, he will watch the video of his childbirth
06:58to know what pain his mother went through to bring him here.
07:05A little boy is playing hide-and-seek.
07:11Ready, watch this.
07:13Is he in the box?
07:16No.
07:18Did he find the pillow?
07:19Oh, there you go.
07:22He's hurting.
07:23He's hurting.
07:25Like it?
07:26What?
07:27Where's my guy?
07:30Wait a minute, where's my guy?
07:38Oh my god, wait.
07:40Are you really in the drawer, buddy?
07:43No.
07:45I'm in the box.
07:46I'm in the box.
07:48I'm in the box.
07:55A man tries to remove a frog from his doorbell.
07:59Ah!
08:01You were right.
08:03You're right.
08:04I think he just pissed all over me, too.
08:05Is he dead?
08:06No.
08:07He jumped right on me.
08:09Oh!
08:13Something is hiding in this living room.
08:15Oh!
08:40No, Ember!
08:42No!
08:43She's eating that man!
08:46This family is looking for a bat that has come inside.
09:03A couple returns home from a wedding.
09:08There was a lot of drinking involved.
09:11I was like, you go ahead and have your fun.
09:13I'm going to drive.
09:20When I tried getting out of the car, I had my seatbelt on.
09:24So that's the reason why I fell on my face.
09:26I was thinking, okay, maybe he's going to wake up and maybe he's going to be able to just, you
09:31know, get up and walk inside.
09:34But that definitely wasn't the case.
09:38I looked over at JoJo and I was like, how am I going to do this?
09:43How am I going to get him inside?
09:55My mom lives across the street from us.
09:58And so she was on her way out and she's like, are you sure you don't need any help?
10:02I said, no.
10:03I'm good.
10:06I just called up.
10:11Babe, come on!
10:12Oh my God!
10:19I was hoping that he would just grab onto me.
10:25And he didn't have that strong of a grip, so I just let him walk in.
10:34I had thought about leaving him, but I was like, okay, let's try this again.
10:40You dropped me.
10:42No, your d*** fell.
10:44He claims I pushed him, which I did not.
10:48Or let go or something.
10:49I don't think he remembered.
10:51I do not remember anything after falling out of the car.
10:59Babe, come here.
11:02Babe, you're going to take me down the d***ing driveway.
11:05Come here.
11:08So after we got in the house, I finally got him to the couch and he passed out there.
11:15And I said, job done.
11:17I got him in the house.
11:20The next day, he said, I felt like I got beat up.
11:24He said, what did you do to me?
11:26And I said, I didn't do anything to you.
11:29I said, you did it to yourself.
11:32Well, my initial thought was, oh, we have ring cameras outside.
11:35Let me see if it caught it on video.
11:38And he, he was like, oh my God.
11:43You better not piss me down the d***.
11:46We actually have two weddings coming up.
11:48They're both at wineries.
11:49We're definitely going to have to set some ground rules and some limits.
12:02Are you okay?
12:05Are you okay?
12:07Are you okay?
12:07Are you okay?
12:09I thought that door was open.
12:12Oh, gosh.
12:14I just, I just dirtied your door.
12:19This man's sister is playing a prank on him.
12:22We'll see.
12:24We'll see.
12:25Holy .
12:27Oh, my God.
12:30Please get out of that thing right now.
12:33Oh, my God.
12:35Are you kidding me?
12:37That was so good.
12:39God, are you kidding me?
12:42Oh, my God.
12:44Oh, my God.
12:45Let's slip and fall.
12:47We're going to slip and fall action.
12:49Be very, very good.
13:08these kids parents said they could stay up late so long as they are in bed by midnight
13:33get out of there
13:39get out of there
13:56you are being recorded a peaceful evening on the porch is about to be interrupted
14:14oh
14:16Sally come on
14:18Sally other way
14:34oh my god
14:36Oh, .
14:40What?
14:40What's that?
14:41What was that?
14:42A rat.
14:44Oh, my God.
14:45How are we going to get you off?
14:52This man regularly talks in his sleep.
14:55If you were wondering that you're a drama nightstand over here.
14:58I'm so excited.
14:59And you just can't hide it?
15:01Mm-hmm.
15:02Are you about to lose control?
15:03Because I think I like it.
15:04Mm-hmm.
15:07Clever, Billy. Clever.
15:08His sleep talking typically happens anywhere from, like, 2 to 5 in the morning.
15:15I find them to be very funny when I'm not worried about how little sleep I'm getting.
15:21This has been going on for at least 20 years that I know of.
15:24I'd say probably 95% of the time they're just either funny or just straight-up nonsense.
15:30I didn't make up those words.
15:33Those are from a song.
15:35Really?
15:35You want me to sing it to you?
15:37No.
15:38Billy sings all the time when he's awake.
15:40If somebody says something, sometimes it'll just trigger that old song from the 80s and
15:46I'll just start singing it.
15:47It's not good singing, and I feel sorry for anyone that has to listen to it, but I do call
15:53it song.
15:54He did, because I was not going to do that.
15:56Okay, then sing it to me.
15:57I definitely still not going to do that.
15:59When I'm involved in the sleep shenanigans, as I call them, I love just doing the opposite
16:05of whatever he's either asking me to do or talking about.
16:10So I was egging him on, but Billy is the most stubborn person on the face of the story.
16:18Billy, you'd do anything for me.
16:20Yeah, I know.
16:21I would marry a turtle for you when I got to sing.
16:26He often tells me he would marry a turtle for me or a squirrel.
16:31It's bizarre.
16:32It was probably just the first thing that came into my brain at that time.
16:35I could have said anything.
16:36A turtle just happened to be the lucky animal that day.
16:40Please, Billy.
16:42This is how sin entered the world.
16:45From the devil tempting Eve to eat the fruit.
16:48In this scenario, the song is the fruit.
16:52You are the devil.
16:54He still manages to shock me.
16:56Never would have thought he'd come out and call me the devil.
16:59In my defense, I was sleeping.
17:02Do you really think I'm the devil?
17:04Of course not.
17:05Only when you're trying to tempt me to eat from a tree of knowledge of good and evil.
17:11You never would do that.
17:12Oh, I tempt him all the time, yes.
17:14I try very hard to get him to say incriminating things.
17:21Or I try very hard to get him to agree to, say, buy me new shoes.
17:26She just tries to extort me for more stuff to make it up to her.
17:31Last track.
17:32What are we talking about now?
17:33You were going to sing me a song.
17:36I often wish he will just shut up so I can get some sleep.
17:52That's the spider that was on me.
17:54That's the spider.
17:55Yeah.
17:55Oh, you nipped him.
17:56Oh, my God.
17:57What?
17:59Open the door.
18:01Oh, God.
18:21A boy is about to get a nighttime surprise.
18:35A teen intends to play a prank on his friend.
18:38There's a camera.
18:40I have to ignore him.
18:48Here we go.
18:51Ah!
18:52What the hell was that?
19:08This boy is going to water his plants.
19:34Guess what, I bet you that was caught on video.
20:04This woman thinks she's out of friends
20:07apartment door.
20:15What's going on?
20:17I'm so sorry, wrong house.
20:19That's the wrong address.
20:22Sorry.
20:24No, no, it's okay.
20:25You can keep dancing.
20:26It's fine.
20:30I'm so sorry.
20:33Y'all good.
20:36Two women returning home on Halloween have a message for their neighbor.
20:41We had a great night.
20:44Say hi.
20:46F*** you.
20:48That's going to be a funny one in the morning.
20:51Make sure you tell Alexa that I turn the f*** off.
21:06Sorry.
21:07Excuse me.
21:09Yes, excuse me.
21:10I'm here.
21:14Sorry.
21:29You better drop it right now, you little punk.
21:32I'm here.
21:33I'm here.
21:35I'm here.
21:35I'm here.
21:35I'm here.
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