00:14Kelly went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:25Okay, let's find us.
00:38Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. No spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:02Let's go.
01:05Yes!
01:07Yes!
01:13Let's go!
01:14Let's go!
01:15Let's go!
01:20Let's go!
01:28Brad, stop showing off! Catch it!
01:30Relax. I got you.
01:36Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad!
01:40Tessa, did you see that?
01:42Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
01:59Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:02Woo!
02:04Woo!
02:14Woo!
02:17Yeah!
02:18Woo!
02:20Woo!
02:24No. I, uh...
02:26Damn, this is so awkward.
02:38No, I...
02:42I don't have time for this.
02:54Connor should be more like Brad.
02:56The crowd loves him and he loves them right back.
02:59He's a narcissist.
03:00I mean, he thinks he's better than everyone.
03:03Come on, let's go.
03:11Oh look, the creepy crawlies are out.
03:14Dreaming about guys they could never get within their wildest dreams.
03:18As if.
03:24What?
03:27You know, you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than everyone.
03:32Babe.
03:33Better?
03:34I don't just think I'm better.
03:36I am better.
03:38Didn't you see the rankings?
03:40I'm the popular queen.
03:42And you?
03:43You're the undateable nerd.
03:47Petty, it's...
03:48It's fine, they're just being rude.
03:50Let's go.
03:52What did you say?
04:07Tessa, just because you're a vatic whatever doesn't mean anything.
04:12Kaylee rules the school.
04:13Don't you forget it.
04:15You're nothing but a last piece loser.
04:17What is that?
04:27No!
04:28That's it!
04:29I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy BS!
04:33What are you gonna do?
04:39I'm...
04:40I'm gonna change.
04:42Yeah.
04:43I'm gonna get to the top of that stupid list.
04:46I'm sick and tired of Kelly's stupid rules.
04:50I'm gonna rewrite them.
04:52But what are you gonna do?
04:58First...
04:59Is...
05:00Dating one of the boys at the top.
05:02Who's your target?
05:07Which one's your target?
05:09At least not Connor.
05:11No, not Connor.
05:12Sorry.
05:15But...
05:16Brad's sweet to everyone.
05:21That's it.
05:23Brad's my target.
05:24I'm so excited.
05:25So what's your plan?
05:28First step...
05:29Sexy photo.
05:31Right?
05:32Got it.
05:33Okay, so you take the sexy pic and I'll get Brad's number.
05:36Okay.
05:41Okay.
05:41Okay, tell me if this is too much.
05:44Yes. It's perfect. It's perfect.
05:45Are you sure?
05:46Yes. Yes.
05:46Okay.
05:48Ready?
05:50Yes.
05:51Go.
05:54Oh my god. Oh my god. This is time.
06:07Over there.
06:20Is that him?
06:23We're over playing.
06:24What are you saying? What are you saying?
06:27Mysterious.
06:28What's next?
06:31you'll find out if you if you what do i say next i have the highest gp and i don't
06:44even know how to
06:44send a text maybe if you say please
07:07meet in the boys locker room after school
07:12brad said yes oh my gosh i guess guys aren't as hard as calculus
07:18once i land this date with brad i'm rewriting kelly's rules she's done
07:34check this out the girl that's ranked last in the popularity rankings she asked for her number
07:40just gave her some random digits
07:45yo for real though i'm kind of curious how cringe can a straight up bottom nerd gets
07:51look bro it's this one oh my god oh the glasses
07:55i can't see oh shit oh god my eyes oh oh get that shit away from me
08:06i really do have bad eyesight
08:11the hell did you say i said you really do have bad eyesight
08:15that's why in the game there's a perfect pass but you didn't see the two defenders coming up behind you
08:20no no no that was an accident okay hey what the hell does that have to do with this anyway
08:25okay on the field you only see the end zone not the risk and now you're mocking someone you don't
08:30even
08:30know because she doesn't fit your shallow beauty standard you're really gonna start some
08:34shit over some nerd have you lost your mind it's not about her it's the fact that you're talking
08:40shit behind some girl's back it's pathetic
08:50so fucking angry i almost almost peed myself
08:56cheer up tessa let's not ruin tonight we need to make a good impression
09:10okay
09:15linda darlene oh tessa hi welcome home i'll send you down to anything
09:35You know each other already well excellent yeah yeah practically everyone knows Connor
09:53Bond he's like famous at school or something yeah right back at you Tessa you've made quite the impression at
10:03school did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field I think I actually have a thing for
10:10him fantastic I could skip the awkward getting to know each other part now you're not just only friends classmates
10:19you're family
10:23isn't that fun what she's my stepsister Tessa Linda was telling me how well you're doing in school maybe you
10:35can help Connor with his grades what and make sure you keep him on the football field his last major
10:43injury landed him in the ICU okay dad no one needs to know all that that was forever ago
10:50of course think of it as a supervision
10:59we're not seriously agreeing to that are we
11:08yes Mr. Vaughn I will take great care of my new stepbrother
11:29oh my god there's no way people know about my day with brown already
11:40we heard the good news congratulations Tessa
11:43uh huh but but I haven't even done anything yet
11:47no silly the entire school voted and you're officially the undateable nerd queen of our school
11:56wait what
11:59what what stop what are you guys doing stop let go
12:03here's your royal necklace
12:05your majesty
12:07oh my god
12:11long may she reign that's probably the coolest you will ever get to the things
12:15and giant white lust
12:16okay that's not true okay you know what I actually have a date with brad dawson
12:33god is this virgin nerd really telling the truth since when did brad go for awful
12:38long may she will ever get to the lake
12:44kid
12:44dream day
12:45fall class
12:46rush heart
12:52brad's in way better shape than I thought
13:01you
13:07You?
13:09Are you stalking me?
13:11What?
13:12No?
13:12No!
13:13What are you talking about?
13:19Pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me?
13:20Yeah, you sent me this sexy seductive photo?
13:23What game are you trying to play?
13:26No!
13:26No, no, no, no!
13:27I sent that to Brad!
13:29Wait, why the hell is that on your phone?
13:44Where's Brad?
13:46I don't see him anywhere.
13:48Did you get scared by the stamps of your V-card?
13:53I see.
13:55You and Kelly are trying to set me up!
13:57Aren't you?
14:08Oh my gosh!
14:10Oh my god!
14:11Oh my god!
14:12It's like everywhere!
14:13No way!
14:14Oh my god!
14:15Oh my god!
14:17Oh my god!
14:18Oh my god!
14:20Oh no, no, no!
14:21This can't be happening!
14:22Hey queen!
14:23I'm a huge fan of your work!
14:27I'm a dateable nerd queen!
14:30I'm a dateable nerd queen!
14:32I'm a dateable nerd queen!
14:34I'm a dateable nerd queen!
14:35I'm a dateable nerd queen!
14:36You did this, you jerk!
14:39Connor Vaughn, I hate you!
14:40No!
14:46Looking for this?
14:57What's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:01Shh!
15:04Leave you alone?
15:09You're the one that exposed me and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school by showing everyone
15:15my picture.
15:16You asshole!
15:18What are you talking about?
15:24I don't know what you've heard about me, but I would never leak someone's photos.
15:30Okay.
15:31Thanks.
15:33You still didn't answer my question.
15:35What's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:43You know Brad Dawson, the guy on your team?
15:50The narcissistic pretty boy?
15:52Yeah, unfortunately I do.
15:54Good.
15:55Now we can talk.
15:58Let's make a deal.
15:59I will cover your training, and you have to help me get with Brad.
16:05What's in it for me?
16:06When you play football, I'll be your perfect alibi.
16:10Deal?
16:14Deal.
16:20Operation Underd is a go.
16:23I already studied all the techniques, so I'm a pro.
16:29What the hell is that?
16:31Head tilt, breathing techniques, and...
16:37Okay, first things first.
17:02Better.
17:03I can't go to school like this, though.
17:06If you wanna attract someone as shallow as Brad, you gotta dress like it.
17:18Look at your eyes.
17:20Not bad.
17:28Uh, look at the next step.
17:31Why don't we...
17:32Go to...
17:36I've never felt a guy like this.
17:40He's...
17:40Solid.
17:43What are you doing?
17:46Your heart rates to the roof, Professor?
17:49If you can't even handle touching someone,
17:52how do you plan on kissing someone?
17:54I...
17:55I was just...
17:57Ow!
17:59A rookie like you,
18:00won't last a second with Brad.
18:05Show you a lesson...
18:06I can teach you.
18:08Oh my god, but...
18:10Is he going to...
18:11kiss me?
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