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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.

00:00:04Please save my child.

00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.

00:00:30Rod of a sepulis.

00:00:41Rejuvening.

00:00:49Praise! She is the healer goddess!

00:00:53No, please! Don't call me that.

00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.

00:01:03Here you go, miss.

00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most

00:01:11in need?

00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and

00:01:29run!

00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.

00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.

00:01:45And...

00:01:47Rejuvening.

00:01:52See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.

00:01:57Come on, Cleo! Let's go!

00:01:59Are you kidding me?

00:02:03Oh, you're kidding me, Michael!

00:02:05Oh, you're kidding me, Mark!?

00:02:06Oh, you're kidding me, Mark!?

00:02:07Whoa!

00:02:07Whoa-oh-oh-ohh-oh!

00:02:11Hey-hey! Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey!

00:02:14Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years.

00:02:19We have no idea what the illness is.

00:02:21If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.

00:02:24The Elizander Armstrong.

00:02:26His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.

00:02:30He's so hot.

00:02:32Does he come with the money?

00:02:33Yes.

00:02:34He'll even marry you if you can cure him.

00:02:36Money, fame, power.

00:02:38It's all yours.

00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?

00:02:46Yes.

00:02:47Give the presidential contract to Marissa.

00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.

00:02:54Grandma!

00:02:54I'm dying!

00:02:56Save me, Trixie!

00:02:58Grandma?

00:03:00Grandma.

00:03:01When are you getting married?

00:03:03I'm already a hundred years old.

00:03:05I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.

00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment,

00:03:09So, that's why I haven't been married yet?

00:03:14Oh, but why marry a vegetable

00:03:16when I can bang a younger stud like you?

00:03:21We're talking about my brother's life.

00:03:22I don't have time for jokes.

00:03:25No!

00:03:34Please go feed your dog, Miss.

00:03:36Don't let it starve like you.

00:03:37Oh, kind stranger.

00:03:39Let me repay you by granting you a wish.

00:03:42Grant me a wish?

00:03:43That you can barely feed yourself.

00:03:45The downfall of humanity.

00:03:46It all starts with the loss of faith.

00:03:49What?

00:03:50Oh, Jesus.

00:03:51This has given me a migraine.

00:03:53Are you telling me to pray to God

00:03:55because we've been doing that?

00:03:56I'm telling you to have some faith in me.

00:03:59Okay.

00:04:00Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.

00:04:04Can you do that?

00:04:05I can topple mountains

00:04:06and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.

00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second.

00:04:12Don't go too far, Cleo.

00:04:16Hold still.

00:04:24My migraine's gone.

00:04:26Okay, then let's go.

00:04:27If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.

00:04:30Come on.

00:04:31Come on.

00:04:31Oh!

00:04:45How is he?

00:04:46What is the diagnosis?

00:04:48Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.

00:04:51I'm sorry.

00:04:52I don't know what this is.

00:04:53Aren't you the queen of medicine?

00:04:55You're supposed to be one of the best.

00:04:57Don't worry, General.

00:04:58I'm the Angel Herbalist,

00:05:00and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.

00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has

00:05:06with just one needle.

00:05:24I have no clue what this is.

00:05:28Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.

00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.

00:05:35Me, the witch doctor.

00:05:38I'll save your son, Lysander.

00:05:50He's not budging.

00:05:51There's no movement.

00:05:52Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world,

00:05:55but I don't know what this is.

00:05:59Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.

00:06:01They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.

00:06:05If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.

00:06:10Who?

00:06:14The goddess of healing.

00:06:17Wait a second.

00:06:19You're not talking about the legendary goddess, you know?

00:06:21That's correct.

00:06:23Her right rewrites the rond, and her left leaves the bereft.

00:06:28That's her motto.

00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.

00:06:32We are nothing compared to her.

00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive.

00:06:38No one has ever seen her before.

00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son,

00:06:44I don't care if I go bankrupt.

00:06:46I will find her.

00:06:47James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.

00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.

00:06:57There's no need.

00:07:12I'll save your son.

00:07:15Who the hell is she?

00:07:16Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.

00:07:18She's gonna save your brother?

00:07:20Don't be ridiculous.

00:07:21How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?

00:07:25Exactly.

00:07:26God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.

00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.

00:07:32Ew!

00:07:33She even brought a filthy dog with her.

00:07:36I bet it has fleas.

00:07:37That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.

00:07:42Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.

00:07:49Don't touch him.

00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover,

00:07:54but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.

00:07:57So step aside.

00:07:59I'll take it from here.

00:08:01Could you hold this?

00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho.

00:08:03You're not gonna touch my son.

00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.

00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.

00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners

00:08:16wasn't paying enough cash.

00:08:18Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some.

00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong

00:08:26when he's unconscious?

00:08:29Ew!

00:08:30Disgusting.

00:08:31Go back to being a prostitute.

00:08:33Security!

00:08:33Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.

00:08:37Let's go.

00:08:37If you throw me out,

00:08:39you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.

00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end

00:08:47trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.

00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?

00:08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.

00:08:56All right, I'll give you a shot.

00:08:59But I warn you,

00:09:00if you fail,

00:09:01I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.

00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?

00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me.

00:09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.

00:09:13But since I'm not welcome here,

00:09:16I'll leave.

00:09:18Devin,

00:09:18come find me when you have a different wish.

00:09:21No, Miss Trixie.

00:09:22My brother is a hero to me.

00:09:24I can't lose him.

00:09:26Well,

00:09:27if he's a hero to you,

00:09:30then that means he must be a good person.

00:09:32My brother is a war hero

00:09:34who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.

00:09:37Also,

00:09:37he's great with puppies.

00:09:38He'd make a great husband.

00:09:42Who says I want to marry him?

00:09:44As if

00:09:44the number one hottest 30 under 30

00:09:47would even dream

00:09:48of marrying a penniless bum like you.

00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.

00:09:53I mean, look at her.

00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up,

00:09:56you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.

00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks

00:10:01were bigger over such trivial matters.

00:10:04Continue wasting your time.

00:10:06But I'm saving this patient.

00:10:18Okay.

00:10:20What's happening?

00:10:22What are we doing?

00:10:34What the hell are you doing?

00:10:37I knew she was a perv!

00:10:39She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.

00:10:42Do you all not know that Sweat can tell you

00:10:44everything that's medically wrong with a patient?

00:10:45Are you insane?

00:10:47Security,

00:10:47smash her face in

00:10:48for licking my son.

00:10:51He's born with congenital heart disease,

00:10:53has a peanut allergy,

00:10:54and the condition he has is called

00:10:56endogenic cryomorphie.

00:10:58Yeah, right.

00:10:59I mean,

00:10:59no way you got all that

00:11:00just from licking him.

00:11:02Oh, okay.

00:11:03I've studied every disease known to man, right?

00:11:05I even have

00:11:06the badge of universal medicine

00:11:08right here.

00:11:09And I've never heard of

00:11:11endo-cryo-

00:11:13what-what?

00:11:16This?

00:11:23Is worth nothing

00:11:24when I have the real thing right here.

00:11:26What?

00:11:27What?

00:11:28So you think that this

00:11:29crummy walking stick of yours

00:11:31is what,

00:11:32the rod of a sepulius?

00:11:34Why don't you go back

00:11:35to the homeless asylum

00:11:36where you came from

00:11:37if you're going to be this delusional?

00:11:39I agree.

00:11:40I mean,

00:11:40even if she does solve

00:11:41this medical mystery,

00:11:42what is the point

00:11:44as of doctors

00:11:45who have studied for years?

00:11:47We are all certified.

00:11:49But Lysander

00:11:49does have congenital heart disease.

00:11:52She's right about everything.

00:11:56Yeah,

00:11:57but if she just throws out

00:11:58a bunch of fake diagnoses,

00:12:00one of them is bound to be right.

00:12:01And again,

00:12:02there is no such thing

00:12:03as endo-cryo-what-what!

00:12:05Endogenic cryomorphie.

00:12:06Oh.

00:12:07And of course,

00:12:07none of you have heard of it.

00:12:09Because I just discovered it.

00:12:11This condition only affects

00:12:13those with both

00:12:13CHD and a peanut allergy.

00:12:15The chances are

00:12:16a billion to one.

00:12:17A hundred times rarer

00:12:19than winning the lottery.

00:12:20But lucky for you all,

00:12:21you've hit the jackpot

00:12:22by finding me.

00:12:25What a bunch of baloney.

00:12:26I mean,

00:12:27you wouldn't be homeless

00:12:28if you were

00:12:29actually any good.

00:12:31Precisely.

00:12:32You are just

00:12:33a scamming prostitute.

00:12:34You don't compare

00:12:35to meet us

00:12:36who actually studied

00:12:38real medicine.

00:12:39I bet you were too poor

00:12:42to go to real medical school.

00:12:43Oh,

00:12:44so she went to

00:12:44the super circus instead.

00:12:47And now she's here

00:12:48putting on this clown show

00:12:49coming up with fake diseases,

00:12:51which mean nothing

00:12:52if you can't wake him up.

00:12:55Is that supposed

00:12:55to be a challenge?

00:12:57Oh, yeah.

00:12:59If you three

00:13:00incompetent doormats

00:13:01want to show me up,

00:13:02I think you all

00:13:03should grow parts

00:13:04of your brain back.

00:13:05Which, by the way,

00:13:07that condition is called

00:13:08an encephaly.

00:13:09What is that supposed to mean?

00:13:11It means you're

00:13:11being schooled by me

00:13:13and I'm about to walk

00:13:14all over your

00:13:14medical licensees.

00:13:17Then let's have a bet.

00:13:19If you can't heal him,

00:13:22we'll break your hands.

00:13:24And then you can't pretend

00:13:27to have healing hands anymore.

00:13:30These hands have saved

00:13:32more lives

00:13:33than all three of you combined.

00:13:35You're that desperate

00:13:36to get rid of your competition,

00:13:38huh?

00:13:38Miss Trixie,

00:13:39don't risk your hands

00:13:40for them.

00:13:41There's too many lives

00:13:42at stake.

00:13:45Don't worry.

00:13:46I got this.

00:13:50It's a deal.

00:13:51I'll save Lysander

00:13:53Armstrong.

00:13:54No one is dying

00:13:55on my watch.

00:14:02Lysander Armstrong

00:14:03has been in a vegetative

00:14:04state for two years.

00:14:09Are you stopping me

00:14:11because you're scared

00:14:11I'd actually succeed?

00:14:13Homeless or not,

00:14:14if you save my son,

00:14:15I'll give you everything.

00:14:20Oh, no, no, no.

00:14:25I'll even have Lysander,

00:14:26my heir,

00:14:27marry you.

00:14:28I'm not doing this

00:14:29for the money

00:14:30or for a wealthy husband.

00:14:31I just believe

00:14:32in helping good people

00:14:33and doing the right thing.

00:14:36Prepare a jacuzzi set

00:14:37at exactly

00:14:38113 degrees Fahrenheit.

00:14:39Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:14:40What for?

00:14:41Don't listen to her.

00:14:43She probably stinks

00:14:44so bad

00:14:45that she just wants

00:14:45a bath

00:14:46to wash

00:14:46the homeless stench

00:14:47off of her.

00:14:48Firstly,

00:14:49this is called greatness.

00:14:52Secondly,

00:14:53even if you drown yourself

00:14:54in plastic surgery,

00:14:55you couldn't get rid

00:14:56of your own

00:14:56ugly moral character.

00:14:58Ha ha ha ha.

00:14:59What?

00:15:00Did you just call me?

00:15:03There's a man's life

00:15:05at stake here

00:15:06and you're standing

00:15:07in my way.

00:15:08Don't don the mantle

00:15:09of doctor

00:15:10when you're only capable

00:15:11of harm.

00:15:12Now stop getting

00:15:13in my way

00:15:14or I promise you,

00:15:16you will be bubbling

00:15:16at the mouth

00:15:17very soon.

00:15:18Oh, yeah?

00:15:19You want to see real pain?

00:15:20Where's the dog?

00:15:21Well, put down the dog!

00:15:23With pleasure.

00:15:39Left leaves the wrong

00:15:41bereft.

00:15:46You don't deserve

00:15:47to call yourself

00:15:48a doctor.

00:15:51She's been poisoned!

00:15:54It was her!

00:15:55Do you see any poison

00:15:57on me?

00:15:58Medicine in the right

00:15:59hands can save lives

00:16:00but in the wrong hands

00:16:01it becomes nothing

00:16:03but poison.

00:16:04This bitch isn't good

00:16:05enough to take down

00:16:06the queen of medicine!

00:16:07Do you have one

00:16:08of your antidotes

00:16:08on you?

00:16:09Of course.

00:16:11I've saved entire

00:16:12civilizations with my

00:16:13antidotes.

00:16:14If I want to save

00:16:15someone, even the

00:16:16Grim Reaper can't

00:16:17stop me.

00:16:24Oh!

00:16:25Oh!

00:16:26Oh!

00:16:27Oh!

00:16:28Oh!

00:16:34Why is she

00:16:34spitting blood?

00:16:35This wasn't

00:16:36supposed to happen!

00:16:37I thought you said

00:16:38even the Grim Reaper

00:16:39can't get in your way.

00:16:40Angel herbalist.

00:16:41This is what I call

00:16:43malpractice.

00:16:45This isn't fatal.

00:16:47She'll live.

00:16:48But she deserves

00:16:49a little punishment.

00:16:50Well, where's the

00:16:51jacuzzi I asked for?

00:16:52Jacuzzi is ready?

00:16:53Right this way.

00:16:55Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:16:56What the hell is going on?

00:16:57You say you want your son

00:16:58to live on to give you

00:16:59tons of grandchildren,

00:17:00don't you?

00:17:02Then stop getting in my way.

00:17:03Every second counts.

00:17:06Let's go for a dip,

00:17:07shall we?

00:17:12General Armstrong,

00:17:13your family is the richest

00:17:15and most powerful

00:17:16in the nation.

00:17:16Are you really

00:17:18going to let this hobo

00:17:19slut touch your son?

00:17:21Hold on.

00:17:22You two are going

00:17:23in there alone?

00:17:25If you don't want

00:17:26these drooling vultures

00:17:27to see your son naked,

00:17:28then sure,

00:17:29invite everyone in.

00:17:31All right.

00:17:32But I warn you,

00:17:34no funny business.

00:18:07Let's go for it.

00:18:37You really shouldn't

00:18:38leave your precious son

00:18:39in there with that

00:18:39homeless con woman,

00:18:41General Armstrong.

00:18:41Exactly.

00:18:42What if she gets

00:18:43pregnant by him?

00:18:44She could blackmail you

00:18:46for millions.

00:18:48That's what I would do

00:18:49if I was that poor.

00:18:50And then the Armstrong family

00:18:52will be the laughingstock

00:18:53of the nation.

00:18:54Held for ransom

00:18:56by a homeless woman.

00:18:57Dad,

00:18:58you can't seriously

00:18:59be listening to that.

00:19:00We have to have faith.

00:19:02Where did you actually

00:19:03find this low light?

00:19:07On the streets?

00:19:09Are you shitting me?

00:19:11You found this bum

00:19:12on the streets?

00:19:13Are you nuts?

00:19:14You don't know her.

00:19:15You don't know her background.

00:19:16She could be a psychotic

00:19:17murderer.

00:19:18That is it, General.

00:19:19You have to go in

00:19:19and stop this now.

00:19:21You're right.

00:19:21That's it.

00:19:22I'm shutting down

00:19:23this clown show right now.

00:19:24James, let's go.

00:19:25Yes, sir.

00:19:29Oh, my God.

00:19:36I told you all

00:19:37to stay out.

00:19:43This is a critical moment

00:19:45for you.

00:19:45We can't be interrupted.

00:19:47Otherwise,

00:19:48we'd both die.

00:19:52I'm not going to let

00:19:54this homeless

00:19:54hoochie mama

00:19:55trap my son.

00:19:58I'm going to save him

00:19:59myself.

00:20:00No.

00:20:05You see that, General?

00:20:06This isn't just a

00:20:07gull-dicking con woman.

00:20:08This is a witchcraft.

00:20:11I know what this is.

00:20:13This is the dark witch.

00:20:15I've heard of her.

00:20:16She uses her dark magic

00:20:18to steal the hearts

00:20:19of young, handsome men

00:20:21and then she eats them alive.

00:20:22I'm going to kill that bitch

00:20:24before she takes my son.

00:20:25James, get the SWAT team.

00:20:28Yes, sir.

00:20:32Here we gain consciousness.

00:20:44Help me.

00:20:45I just want to...

00:20:50Something's wrong.

00:20:54You were drunk

00:20:55with an aphrodisiac.

00:20:57Lysander Armstrong

00:20:58and his fortune

00:20:59will soon be mine.

00:21:02That's one more thing

00:21:03I'm saving you from.

00:21:11Sir?

00:21:12The SWAT team is here.

00:21:14Captain Morales.

00:21:17My son is trapped

00:21:18behind there

00:21:19with a devious

00:21:20man-eating witch.

00:21:22I need you to do

00:21:23whatever you can

00:21:24to tear down that door.

00:21:25Rest assured,

00:21:26General Armstrong.

00:21:27We'll break down that door

00:21:28and bury that bitch alive.

00:21:34Right.

00:21:35Rewrites the wand.

00:21:44Who the fuck are you?

00:21:46And why the hell are we naked?

00:21:49Good.

00:21:50You're awake.

00:21:51I'm saving you.

00:21:52Saving me?

00:21:54By bathing with me?

00:21:56Who are you?

00:21:57You're a fucking spy?

00:21:59Talk!

00:21:59I swear to God

00:22:00I'll have you arrested for this.

00:22:03You're the one who's

00:22:04trying to kiss me

00:22:05in your stipper.

00:22:08I will never.

00:22:09Oh, really?

00:22:23Look who's guilty now.

00:22:27Look, I don't know

00:22:28what the fuck this is,

00:22:29alright,

00:22:29but it is a

00:22:30biological fact.

00:22:31A man

00:22:32is attracted

00:22:33to

00:22:34a naked woman

00:22:35and her breasts.

00:22:37Science, okay?

00:22:38It just means that my body

00:22:39is physically...

00:22:43You're distracted me

00:22:44with your funny.

00:22:45And I'm a professional.

00:22:47I hear Lysander's voice.

00:22:49Captain, do something now.

00:22:51Ready!

00:22:56We're almost there.

00:22:59Aim!

00:23:01Get him, boys.

00:23:02Get him!

00:23:04Fire!

00:23:08Fire!

00:23:23Those

00:23:24avicials.

00:23:25How is this possible?

00:23:27It's not even a scratch.

00:23:29I told you

00:23:30this is dark magic.

00:23:31Of course,

00:23:32your earthly bullets

00:23:33won't do a thing.

00:23:34No.

00:23:34I believe

00:23:35Miss Trixie

00:23:35is a good person.

00:23:36She's not

00:23:37the dark witch.

00:23:38Young

00:23:39Master Armstrong,

00:23:41you are too

00:23:41easily fooled.

00:23:42This homeless

00:23:43psycho

00:23:44doesn't even have

00:23:45the skills

00:23:45to make a living.

00:23:46How is she going

00:23:47to save someone

00:23:47else's life?

00:23:48That's right.

00:23:49The Queen Angel

00:23:50and I are already

00:23:51the top female

00:23:52doctors in the world.

00:23:53If we can't

00:23:54save him,

00:23:55no one can.

00:23:56Except for

00:23:56the goddess healer.

00:23:58Think about it.

00:23:58We heard

00:23:59Lysander's voice.

00:24:00He's been in a coma

00:24:01for two years.

00:24:02Miss Trixie

00:24:02must have woken him up.

00:24:03You're right.

00:24:04And this homeless girl

00:24:06is maybe

00:24:07the goddess.

00:24:10Maybe this homeless girl

00:24:12is really the goddess.

00:24:13No, no.

00:24:14Absolutely not.

00:24:16There is no way

00:24:17this hobo girl

00:24:17is better than us.

00:24:19How could you know

00:24:20for sure?

00:24:20Right now,

00:24:21what we need to do

00:24:22is not interrupt

00:24:23Miss Trixie.

00:24:24You're wrong, sir.

00:24:25This homeless snake

00:24:27is using the forbidden

00:24:28techniques on

00:24:29Master Lysander.

00:24:30It's called

00:24:30borderline revival.

00:24:31She uses torturous pain

00:24:34to wake the patient.

00:24:35But only temporarily.

00:24:37It's a trick

00:24:38to pull the wool

00:24:39over your eyes

00:24:40and ears.

00:24:42That means my son

00:24:43is in tremendous pain.

00:24:44I'm going to ask you

00:24:45two to do

00:24:46whatever you can

00:24:47to kill

00:24:48that antler rod

00:24:49bearing witch.

00:24:50My son doesn't

00:24:51deserve this.

00:24:52He is dying

00:24:53right now

00:24:53naked

00:24:54in a jacuzzi

00:24:55with a smelly vagrant.

00:24:57Then it looks like

00:24:57it's up to me.

00:24:58The witch doctor.

00:25:00Only I know

00:25:01the right techniques

00:25:02to take her down.

00:25:04My son's life

00:25:06is in your hands.

00:25:07You heal him,

00:25:08I will give you

00:25:09whatever your heart desires.

00:25:11I don't know

00:25:12who you are,

00:25:13but there is no way

00:25:15I am letting you

00:25:16rip my golden bachelor

00:25:17away from me.

00:25:19This is it.

00:25:21The finishing touch.

00:25:23I must now

00:25:23give you the kiss of life.

00:25:25So we can both

00:25:27survive.

00:25:45It's poison gas.

00:25:48Poison gas

00:25:49will smoke them out

00:25:50and end her torture

00:25:51over Master Lysander.

00:25:52Poison gas?

00:25:54My son is in there.

00:25:56You're jeopardizing

00:25:57his life as well.

00:25:58No, don't worry, General.

00:25:59Gold diggers like her

00:26:01only care about themselves.

00:26:03Soon,

00:26:03she'll come out

00:26:04crying to Mommy.

00:26:06Then we can reverse

00:26:07the poison on your son

00:26:08and then he can

00:26:09marry one of us.

00:26:11They really won't stop

00:26:12until they get

00:26:13both of us killed.

00:26:16I made a promise

00:26:17to you that

00:26:18I'd save you.

00:26:19It's now or never.

00:26:33What the hell

00:26:34are they doing in there?

00:26:35It's been over

00:26:35ten minutes.

00:26:37Wait a second.

00:26:38You don't think

00:26:39that they're...

00:26:40You!

00:26:41You suffocated

00:26:42my brother

00:26:42and Miss Trixie

00:26:43in there.

00:26:43Don't point your fingers

00:26:44at me.

00:26:45If your brother's dead,

00:26:47it's because of

00:26:47that homeless gold digger.

00:26:49Oh my God.

00:26:49Yeah?

00:26:50She's the one

00:26:51who sealed the door shut.

00:26:52I mean,

00:26:53she probably locked

00:26:54themselves in there

00:26:55on accident.

00:26:56Miss Trixie

00:26:56wouldn't have to do that

00:26:57if you weren't trying

00:26:58to sabotage her

00:26:59from saving my brother.

00:27:00This is taking

00:27:01way too long.

00:27:03Captain Morales,

00:27:04it's time to get out

00:27:05the big guns.

00:27:07These bazookas

00:27:08can flatten

00:27:09even a bomb shelter.

00:27:11Bazooka.

00:27:11She won't be able

00:27:12to hide

00:27:12even if she's

00:27:13the devil himself.

00:27:14Crap.

00:27:15Oh my God.

00:27:15Get back, son.

00:27:18Ready.

00:27:19Aim!

00:27:20Oh, shit.

00:27:25Quit your whining

00:27:26and stand down.

00:27:40The parasite's been

00:27:41extracted.

00:27:42Shoot her dead now.

00:27:43Do I need to fix

00:27:44your hearing too?

00:27:45I said stand down.

00:27:48Don't listen to her.

00:27:49She's a fraud.

00:27:50A termite

00:27:51to the field of medicine.

00:27:52I just saved this man

00:27:54that otherwise

00:27:54would have died

00:27:55in your care.

00:27:56If I'm a termite,

00:27:57then you're worse

00:27:59than a disease

00:28:00spreading tick.

00:28:01Wait a second.

00:28:02Are you saying

00:28:03you cured my son?

00:28:04He'll wake

00:28:05in just a moment.

00:28:05You can see

00:28:06for yourself.

00:28:07Well, now you're

00:28:08just asking

00:28:09to be exposed.

00:28:10That is it.

00:28:11No more stalling,

00:28:12General.

00:28:13If you won't punish her,

00:28:14I will.

00:28:19Don't hurt her.

00:28:25He's a cure.

00:28:31His pulse is regular.

00:28:33In fact,

00:28:34it's never been better.

00:28:38There's no sign

00:28:39of illness,

00:28:40infection,

00:28:40or disease.

00:28:49Miss Trixie

00:28:50did it, Dad.

00:28:51Lysander's warm again.

00:28:52He's not cold

00:28:53and pale like before,

00:28:54and his heart

00:28:55is strong.

00:28:56Come, feel it.

00:28:59I saved my son.

00:29:02Next time,

00:29:03don't go seeking

00:29:03medical advice

00:29:04from those

00:29:04with ill will.

00:29:05Your son

00:29:06would have otherwise

00:29:06died by their

00:29:08greedy and unskilled

00:29:09hands.

00:29:10I've learned

00:29:10my lesson.

00:29:11I will not let

00:29:12these two nutjobs

00:29:13ever practice

00:29:14their voodoo,

00:29:15voodoo magic

00:29:15again.

00:29:16Wait, wait.

00:29:17No, no.

00:29:17There is only

00:29:18one person

00:29:19in the world

00:29:20who is more skilled

00:29:21in the field of medicine

00:29:22than the queen,

00:29:23Angel, and I.

00:29:26The goddess healer.

00:29:31Could you really

00:29:32be the goddess

00:29:33of healing?

00:29:34But rumor has it

00:29:35that the goddess

00:29:36of healing

00:29:36is well over

00:29:37100 years old,

00:29:38and you don't look

00:29:40a day after 20.

00:29:42It doesn't matter

00:29:42who I am.

00:29:43What matters

00:29:44is that the patient

00:29:45is healthy again.

00:29:46Devon,

00:29:47I've repaid

00:29:47your kindness

00:29:48by fulfilling

00:29:48your wish

00:29:49of saving

00:29:49your brother.

00:29:50Take care.

00:29:51No, wait.

00:29:52Miss Trixie,

00:29:53we still haven't

00:29:54fulfilled our

00:29:54promise to you yet.

00:29:55He's right.

00:29:57We are men

00:29:57of our words,

00:29:58and as I promised

00:29:59you, my heir,

00:30:00Lysander,

00:30:00would take you

00:30:01as a wife

00:30:01if you cured him,

00:30:02and you did

00:30:03just that.

00:30:04Of course,

00:30:05you're welcome

00:30:05to marry me

00:30:06instead.

00:30:06I really appreciate

00:30:09it, but I'm

00:30:10sorry.

00:30:13I'm already

00:30:14engaged.

00:30:17Already engaged?

00:30:18I am.

00:30:19I've been patiently

00:30:20awaiting his return

00:30:21from deployment

00:30:21for the last three

00:30:22years, and he's

00:30:23coming back today.

00:30:25But don't be

00:30:25disappointed.

00:30:27Really, I'm no one

00:30:28special.

00:30:29I just got lucky

00:30:30with your brother.

00:30:31Some guru taught me

00:30:32that spa water can

00:30:33cure all kinds of

00:30:34ailments.

00:30:34But you're still

00:30:35Lysander's savior.

00:30:36Please, let me give

00:30:38you what I promised.

00:30:39Take the gold.

00:30:40No, really.

00:30:42I don't need

00:30:42anything.

00:30:43I just believe in

00:30:45doing good in the

00:30:45world.

00:30:49Trixie, it's your

00:30:50fiance.

00:30:51He's back, and he

00:30:53says he's breaking

00:30:54up with you.

00:30:56I must go.

00:31:04Hobo close.

00:31:05Halo glow.

00:31:07I bet the goddess

00:31:08healer is just like

00:31:09Miss Trixie.

00:31:10It was just dumb

00:31:11luck.

00:31:12She's even dumber

00:31:13for not accepting his

00:31:14marriage proposal.

00:31:15She could have been

00:31:15the richest woman in

00:31:16the world, marrying

00:31:17the hottest, most

00:31:19powerful bachelor

00:31:20around.

00:31:23I'm going to marry

00:31:24that homeless woman.

00:31:30Oh, my God.

00:31:31I mean, I don't know

00:31:32about that homeless

00:31:33bimbo, but this is

00:31:36godly.

00:31:37No, no, no, no,

00:31:39Lysander, Lysander's job

00:31:41is supposed to be mine.

00:31:44I'd so much rather share

00:31:45him with you than let

00:31:46that penniless, ugly

00:31:47bitch have him.

00:31:48You two nutjobs are a

00:31:50disgrace to your

00:31:50profession.

00:31:51Take these two weirdos

00:31:53out of here and revoke

00:31:54their licenses.

00:31:55Wait, no, we're not

00:31:57we're high.

00:31:57No, she's just

00:31:58better than us.

00:32:00Oh, my God.

00:32:02Oh, my God.

00:32:04We were truly blessed

00:32:05to have Miss Trixie here,

00:32:06huh?

00:32:07She's no average Jane.

00:32:08No, she isn't.

00:32:09She said it was just

00:32:10dumb luck.

00:32:11But if she truly had

00:32:12these special skills,

00:32:14why did she wear that

00:32:15shit-stained dress and

00:32:16had an impeccable

00:32:17looking doll?

00:32:18But think about the

00:32:18impenetrable walls.

00:32:19No normal person could

00:32:21have done that.

00:32:21Goddess or not,

00:32:23homeless or not,

00:32:24care.

00:32:25I have never met

00:32:26a woman like that.

00:32:26I have to find her.

00:32:27I have to make her my

00:32:28life.

00:32:29She won my heart

00:32:30over, too.

00:32:30But if my bestest

00:32:32big bro wants her,

00:32:33I'll help you find her.

00:32:34All right, listen.

00:32:36I need help finding

00:32:37three wedding gifts.

00:32:43I'm dumping Trixie,

00:32:44so I want you,

00:32:45your granddaughters,

00:32:47filthy things out

00:32:49of my house now.

00:32:51Trixie paid for this

00:32:52house.

00:32:53She waited for you

00:32:54for three years.

00:32:56She was dumb enough

00:32:57to put my name on the

00:32:58lease.

00:32:58And I'm upgrading

00:32:59for a better girlfriend

00:33:00now, one with some

00:33:01serious fuck you money.

00:33:03So get lost.

00:33:05Who gave you permission

00:33:06to bark like a rabbit

00:33:08hyena in my house?

00:33:14Grandma.

00:33:15Beatrice, Trixie,

00:33:18Amore.

00:33:19I've been dying to throw

00:33:20this in your face.

00:33:21I'm dumping you

00:33:22for your best friend,

00:33:23Marissa.

00:33:25In fact,

00:33:26the wedding's tomorrow.

00:33:28So sign over the house

00:33:29now.

00:33:35You gave me this ring

00:33:36and asked me to wait.

00:33:38And I did.

00:33:39For three years

00:33:41while you were deployed.

00:33:42Yet you cheat on me

00:33:43with my best friend

00:33:44and now you're trying

00:33:46to swindle my home?

00:33:48Do you have no shame?

00:33:50We were together

00:33:50for three years

00:33:51and it was a complete

00:33:53waste of my life

00:33:53when I could have been

00:33:54with a loaded girl

00:33:55like Marissa.

00:34:01That's how much

00:34:02you would owe me

00:34:03if I was in the

00:34:03rent-the-boyfriend business.

00:34:07I see you're fulfilling

00:34:08your highest aspirations

00:34:09of being a low-grade

00:34:11male prostitute.

00:34:15Oh yeah?

00:34:17Well, Marissa

00:34:19is so much better

00:34:20than you.

00:34:21She grew up

00:34:22even poorer

00:34:23than you

00:34:24and now

00:34:25she's the CEO

00:34:26of an entire

00:34:27corporation.

00:34:29Dude!

00:34:30Oh!

00:34:32And you?

00:34:33You're still nothing.

00:34:36So you think

00:34:36she's an upgrade?

00:34:38Of course

00:34:38she's an upgrade.

00:34:40Look what she

00:34:40got me

00:34:41for my

00:34:42engagement.

00:34:43Oops.

00:34:45Yeah.

00:34:46That's maybe worth

00:34:47one millionth

00:34:48the presidential contract

00:34:49I gave her.

00:34:55You gave her

00:34:56the presidential contract?

00:34:58I certainly did.

00:34:59In fact,

00:35:00Marissa,

00:35:01you and your

00:35:02dimwit brother

00:35:03only have everything

00:35:05you have

00:35:05all thanks to me.

00:35:11I think she's losing it, bro.

00:35:13That breakup

00:35:14must have hit her

00:35:14hard.

00:35:16You two

00:35:16are the ungrateful

00:35:18cheating scum here.

00:35:20My granddaughter

00:35:20supported you

00:35:22and your entire family

00:35:24for three years

00:35:25while you were gone.

00:35:26How dare you

00:35:27insult her?

00:35:29It's okay,

00:35:30Grandma.

00:35:30Let's not stoop

00:35:31to that level.

00:35:33Poor Edna.

00:35:34She still doesn't

00:35:35know what you're

00:35:35doing out there

00:35:36on the streets, huh?

00:35:37What is he talking

00:35:38about, Jersey?

00:35:39Show her, Bob.

00:35:45This is how

00:35:46embarrassingly useless

00:35:47your granddaughter is.

00:35:49She didn't purchase

00:35:49this house on her own.

00:35:51She was begging

00:35:51on the street

00:35:52for money.

00:35:54I can't be caught

00:35:55with a piss-poor

00:35:56nobody like you.

00:35:58Even if you got

00:35:58no game,

00:35:59I got street crit

00:36:00I got out of keep.

00:36:01You dig?

00:36:02The word you're

00:36:02looking for is

00:36:03dignity.

00:36:04And you're one

00:36:05to speak,

00:36:06cheater.

00:36:08Is this true,

00:36:09Trixie?

00:36:13I've been broadening

00:36:14my horizons, Grandma.

00:36:15I want to see

00:36:16how regular,

00:36:17everyday people live

00:36:18so that I can

00:36:19help them.

00:36:20Of course,

00:36:21those without

00:36:22substance underneath

00:36:23would never

00:36:24understand that.

00:36:25What is that

00:36:26supposed to mean?

00:36:26It means

00:36:27the new girlfriend

00:36:28you think is an

00:36:29upgrade is actually

00:36:30a downgrade.

00:36:35Enough bullshitting

00:36:36already.

00:36:37Just sign the damn

00:36:37papers and we can

00:36:38each get on with

00:36:38our lives.

00:36:52At your wedding,

00:36:53I will.

00:36:54What?

00:36:55If you won't do good

00:36:57by me of breaking

00:36:57things off before

00:36:58two-timing me with

00:36:59my best friend,

00:37:01why should I do

00:37:02good by you?

00:37:03I'll give you my

00:37:04John Hancock at

00:37:05your wedding as

00:37:06a charity to you.

00:37:08Fucking bitch!

00:37:10You better keep

00:37:10your word.

00:37:11Oh, that's rich.

00:37:13After tomorrow,

00:37:14you will never feel

00:37:14so rich ever again.

00:37:16Do remember that.

00:37:23Trixie,

00:37:25Marissa's a

00:37:25millionaire now.

00:37:27They'll destroy you

00:37:28if you show even so

00:37:29much as a hair at

00:37:30their wedding.

00:37:31Grandma,

00:37:32I have to confess

00:37:34something to you.

00:37:34I've secretly amassed

00:37:36a fortune worth

00:37:37trillions.

00:37:38Trillions?

00:37:41That would make

00:37:42you the richest

00:37:43person on the

00:37:45planet.

00:37:45It's because of

00:37:46the healing hands

00:37:47I inherited from

00:37:48Asseplius,

00:37:49the god of healing.

00:37:51I've saved several

00:37:52world leaders with

00:37:53these hands.

00:37:54That's how I was

00:37:55able to give Marissa

00:37:56the presidential

00:37:56contract and become

00:37:58the goddess healer.

00:37:59It makes me angrier

00:38:01hearing her name,

00:38:02knowing how she

00:38:02betrayed you.

00:38:03But please,

00:38:05Trixie dear,

00:38:06I know it must

00:38:07have broken your

00:38:08heart, but

00:38:10embellishing your

00:38:10worth and who you

00:38:11are, it will only

00:38:13delay the healing

00:38:14process.

00:38:15You don't have to

00:38:16believe me just yet.

00:38:17After we lost

00:38:18mom and dad because

00:38:19we didn't have the

00:38:20money for their

00:38:21medical pills, I

00:38:23vowed that I would

00:38:24do everything I can

00:38:25to serve those in

00:38:26need.

00:38:27That's why I'm

00:38:28taking everything

00:38:28back from Butch and

00:38:29I'm giving it back

00:38:30to charity.

00:38:31You've always had

00:38:32an angel's heart.

00:38:33I'm certain you

00:38:34will meet someone

00:38:35who will treat you

00:38:36right, who

00:38:38actually deserves

00:38:38you.

00:38:39You will see

00:38:40tomorrow, Grandma.

00:38:43Oh, yeah.

00:38:45Stop.

00:38:49You said Trixie's

00:38:50crashing my wedding?

00:38:51She was bullying

00:38:52us too, Sasa.

00:38:54She's probably

00:38:54trying to extort you

00:38:56now that she knows

00:38:56you're rich as fuck.

00:38:58When nobody

00:38:59steps on Snake,

00:39:01Snake bites back

00:39:02hard.

00:39:03So let her come

00:39:04embarrass herself.

00:39:05Yeah.

00:39:06You mean,

00:39:08we broadcast

00:39:10that video of me?

00:39:14Yes.

00:39:15Her cavewoman

00:39:15stick, the

00:39:1619th century tin can.

00:39:18She'll prop me up

00:39:19higher on my pedestal

00:39:20and the whole world

00:39:20sees her in her

00:39:21homeless mess

00:39:22against my

00:39:23presidential glow-up.

00:39:24Let's turn this party

00:39:25into her funeral.

00:39:33There he is.

00:39:36Welcome home,

00:39:37brother.

00:39:38Welcome home,

00:39:39general!

00:39:42Sir,

00:39:43it's the homeless

00:39:43woman who saved you,

00:39:44Miss Trixie.

00:39:45This is the file

00:39:46of her ex,

00:39:47Butch Tanner.

00:39:47He served with your

00:39:48regiment in the Marines.

00:39:49You mean the Butch Tanner

00:39:50that can barely carry

00:39:51supplies?

00:39:52Well, she's been

00:39:53providing for him

00:39:53and his entire family

00:39:54while he's been

00:39:55deployed overseas, sir.

00:39:56So she waited for him

00:39:57for years

00:39:58and then he betrayed her?

00:39:59Fucking coward.

00:40:00According to intel,

00:40:01she's planning to bring

00:40:02it down on them

00:40:02at their wedding.

00:40:03Then we should join her.

00:40:05Men,

00:40:06I'm only alive today

00:40:07because of that

00:40:08virtuous woman

00:40:09and her incredible power

00:40:10that saved my life.

00:40:11So she needs our support.

00:40:13Will you join me

00:40:13in protecting her?

00:40:14Yes, sir!

00:40:15We will learn

00:40:16our lives to protect her,

00:40:17sir!

00:40:18Then let's roll.

00:40:34Welcome everyone

00:40:35to my wedding.

00:40:37Today is a very special

00:40:38day for me and Butch.

00:40:39Not only are we

00:40:40getting married,

00:40:40but in just one hour

00:40:41my company will be

00:40:42receiving the

00:40:43presidential contract

00:40:44allowing my biomedical

00:40:45company to go public.

00:40:51congratulations on the

00:40:52contract once again

00:40:53Mrs.

00:40:53Wait, who?

00:40:54Stowe, Butch is

00:40:55taking my last name.

00:40:57Oh, and please

00:40:57don't be so uptight

00:40:58Secretary Cho.

00:41:00You are the secretary

00:41:01of the entire

00:41:02U.S. Health Department

00:41:03but this is a partay

00:41:04after all.

00:41:05I see some of the

00:41:06most important people

00:41:07in the nation

00:41:08have also arrived

00:41:09to celebrate you.

00:41:12The U.S.

00:41:13president will also

00:41:14be arriving soon

00:41:15to give you

00:41:16the contract

00:41:16herself.

00:41:17It's an honor

00:41:18and that's why

00:41:19Sasa is the best

00:41:20wife a man could

00:41:21ever dream of.

00:41:23We will make sure

00:41:24the crowd is

00:41:25entertained tonight.

00:41:26We'll let the

00:41:27wedding begin.

00:41:30Not so fast.

00:41:32The party doesn't

00:41:33start until I

00:41:34say it does.

00:41:56You two really

00:41:57are a match made

00:41:58in hell.

00:41:59So I've come to

00:42:00save your guests

00:42:00from this oncoming

00:42:01train wreck.

00:42:02I don't recognize

00:42:03it from any of

00:42:04our elite circles.

00:42:05Who is she?

00:42:06Um, this is our

00:42:07entertainment for

00:42:08tonight, sir.

00:42:09Just watch.

00:42:13Trixie, what are

00:42:13you doing here?

00:42:14This isn't the

00:42:15homeless shelter.

00:42:16You lost.

00:42:16I bet she's here

00:42:17to bum a meal off

00:42:18us.

00:42:19You know, being

00:42:20this poor.

00:42:22Me, bum a meal.

00:42:24Have you forgotten

00:42:25that it was I who

00:42:26bankrolled you two

00:42:26for the last three

00:42:27years?

00:42:28And what evidence

00:42:28do you have of that?

00:42:29Look at me, then go

00:42:31look at yourself in

00:42:32the mirror.

00:42:32I'm a millionaire

00:42:34CEO.

00:42:35Even the first

00:42:35woman president

00:42:36will be here any

00:42:37second now to

00:42:38congratulate me.

00:42:39And you're nothing

00:42:39but a washed up

00:42:40sewer rat.

00:42:42Sasa, she's like

00:42:43so obsessed with me.

00:42:44She's like

00:42:46See, everyone?

00:42:48Butch already cut

00:42:49ties with his ex,

00:42:50but she's so

00:42:50shameless and

00:42:52desperate that she'd

00:42:53still show up to

00:42:54my wedding to

00:42:55suck up to me.

00:42:56This is what

00:42:56poor sad girls do.

00:42:58They beg for

00:42:59scraps from us,

00:43:01the rich and

00:43:02glorious.

00:43:03Projecting much,

00:43:04Marissa?

00:43:04You might feel

00:43:05all high and

00:43:06mighty now,

00:43:06but don't bite the

00:43:07hand that feeds

00:43:08you.

00:43:09Especially when

00:43:09I'm the one who's

00:43:10giving you the

00:43:10contract.

00:43:17You giving me

00:43:18the contract?

00:43:19You have no

00:43:20skills, no

00:43:21education, no

00:43:22connection, so

00:43:23how could you

00:43:24possibly have a

00:43:25pool to get the

00:43:26US fucking

00:43:27president to

00:43:28give me a

00:43:28billion dollar

00:43:29contract?

00:43:30We both share

00:43:30humble beginnings,

00:43:31Marissa, and I

00:43:33saw potential in

00:43:33you, even trusted

00:43:35you as my best

00:43:35friend, but I

00:43:37recognize now that

00:43:38greed has poisoned

00:43:39you.

00:43:40Don't be all

00:43:40sore now just

00:43:41because I stole

00:43:42your man.

00:43:43This is what us

00:43:44rich girls do.

00:43:45They steal from

00:43:46lame spinsters for

00:43:48fun.

00:43:48Damn right.

00:43:49You were too

00:43:51embarrassing for me.

00:43:53Sasa tramples you

00:43:54any day.

00:43:55I can say that now

00:43:56that I'm marrying

00:43:56the rich.

00:43:58Bravo.

00:43:59Self-admission of

00:44:00a gold digger.

00:44:00Quick, somebody

00:44:01put that on a

00:44:02memoir.

00:44:02Sasa, she's

00:44:03embarrassing me

00:44:04in front of

00:44:04everyone.

00:44:05You should make

00:44:05her sup.

00:44:06Don't listen to

00:44:06her, everyone.

00:44:07She's the gold

00:44:08digging, blood

00:44:09sucking leech.

00:44:10I don't even have

00:44:11to lift a finger and

00:44:12you're already

00:44:12embarrassing yourself

00:44:13in front of

00:44:14everyone for me,

00:44:14butch.

00:44:17You may look and

00:44:18sound like a

00:44:18man, but you're

00:44:19nothing but a

00:44:20pathetic coward.

00:44:21Okay, enough!

00:44:22You know what I

00:44:23always couldn't

00:44:23stand about you?

00:44:24Your moral

00:44:25posturing.

00:44:26But guess what?

00:44:28Morals are just

00:44:29lies to make you

00:44:30lame girls feel

00:44:30better about

00:44:31yourselves.

00:44:31That's why no

00:44:32man will choose

00:44:33you over Marissa

00:44:34Trixie.

00:44:35Because I've got

00:44:35the material goods

00:44:37and you're just

00:44:38all empty talk.

00:44:39I'm not here to

00:44:40request to be

00:44:40chosen because I'm

00:44:42the one who's

00:44:42doing the choosing.

00:44:45see this?

00:44:54Oh my god.

00:44:59Is that the

00:44:59billion dollar

00:45:00contract for

00:45:00Sasha?

00:45:04The one that's

00:45:05supposed to make

00:45:05us all rich as

00:45:06fuck?

00:45:06No, absolutely

00:45:08not.

00:45:08I don't believe

00:45:09it.

00:45:10You all sound

00:45:11so scared already.

00:45:12Don't worry.

00:45:13This isn't that

00:45:14contract.

00:45:15It's the lease to

00:45:16the modest home

00:45:17you try to swindle

00:45:18from me.

00:45:21See everyone?

00:45:22She's just

00:45:23trying to bluff us.

00:45:24But you don't even

00:45:24have the guts to go

00:45:25all the way.

00:45:26Look at her

00:45:26following orders.

00:45:27I asked her to sign

00:45:28over the lease

00:45:29and here she is.

00:45:30Like a good little

00:45:32peasant slave.

00:45:33That house is worth

00:45:34all her life savings.

00:45:38You want to,

00:45:39I don't know,

00:45:40beg for a little

00:45:41treat while you're

00:45:42running around it?

00:45:52You must

00:45:53understand me.

00:45:54I'm here to take

00:45:55back everything

00:45:55I've ever given you.

00:45:57I'm giving it to

00:45:58charity.

00:46:06Bro, she's gone

00:46:07cuckoo in the head.

00:46:08She thinks that just

00:46:09because she rented a

00:46:10pretty little dress

00:46:10she can pretend to be

00:46:11a deep pocket

00:46:12and invest in baddie.

00:46:13You wish you had

00:46:14that kind of money

00:46:14to just toss away,

00:46:16Trixie.

00:46:16It's just a drop

00:46:17in the bucket for me.

00:46:19I know what this is.

00:46:21You've gone delusional.

00:46:22And you think

00:46:23you're Cinderella

00:46:23so you can just

00:46:24show up to a fancy

00:46:25party and some

00:46:26Prince Charming

00:46:27will scoop you

00:46:27into money forever?

00:46:28Well, that's not

00:46:29happening.

00:46:30Security!

00:46:31Lock the doors.

00:46:32This woman doesn't

00:46:33leave until we're

00:46:33through with her.

00:46:37This is where

00:46:38your dreams will die,

00:46:39bitch!

00:46:43We found

00:46:43Miss Trixie Lysander.

00:46:45She's being cornered

00:46:46by her ex and his

00:46:46mistress at the

00:46:47Wickham wedding

00:46:47right now.

00:46:48Butch Tanner.

00:46:49Well, he's gonna wish

00:46:50he died in battle

00:46:50after I'm done with

00:46:51him.

00:46:52Let's go.

00:46:57You think a few

00:46:58toy guns scare me,

00:46:59Marissa?

00:46:59I've saved plenty

00:47:00of people for much

00:47:01worse.

00:47:03Including your

00:47:03head of command,

00:47:04Butch.

00:47:05General Lysander

00:47:07Armstrong.

00:47:08You mean the

00:47:09legendary war hero?

00:47:10He's been in a coma

00:47:11for years after he

00:47:12saved the nation

00:47:13from a terrorist

00:47:13attack.

00:47:14You're an unskilled,

00:47:16unemployed,

00:47:17ugly leech.

00:47:18So how could you

00:47:18possibly have this

00:47:19magical ability

00:47:21to heal someone

00:47:22like General

00:47:23Lysander Armstrong?

00:47:24No one here's

00:47:24gonna believe you.

00:47:25Have you really

00:47:26cured the

00:47:26incurable general?

00:47:28Then Sasa is

00:47:29the fucking

00:47:29Virgin Mary.

00:47:31And she's not.

00:47:32You're just asking

00:47:33to be humiliated,

00:47:34Trixie.

00:47:35Show them,

00:47:35Butch.

00:47:41See for yourselves,

00:47:43everyone.

00:47:44Trixie's just

00:47:44a freeloading beggar.

00:47:49She won't leave

00:47:50me and Marissa alone

00:47:51because we're

00:47:52rich as fuck

00:47:52now.

00:47:53I'm a major

00:47:54in the Marines.

00:47:55Sasa,

00:47:56she has a billion

00:47:58dollar biomedical

00:47:59contract with

00:48:00the military.

00:48:01Approved by the

00:48:02first female

00:48:03president of the

00:48:04United States

00:48:05herself,

00:48:05bitch.

00:48:06How despicable.

00:48:07She's just trying

00:48:08to leech off you

00:48:09like a parasitic

00:48:10gold digger.

00:48:11Get out of here.

00:48:12No one wants

00:48:12to marry you.

00:48:13No free meals

00:48:14for the poor.

00:48:15Do you see

00:48:16this, Trixie?

00:48:17This is high

00:48:18society.

00:48:19So you're either

00:48:20born on a silver

00:48:21spoon or you're

00:48:22as accomplished

00:48:22as me to be here.

00:48:24Maybe if you do

00:48:25some serious

00:48:25dick-sucking here,

00:48:27maybe someone

00:48:28will drop a couple

00:48:29bucks in your tin can.

00:48:33I already have

00:48:34everything one can

00:48:35dream of, but I

00:48:36valued our friendship,

00:48:37Marissa, which is

00:48:38why I came here to

00:48:39give you a second

00:48:39chance, to see if

00:48:41you'd apologize and

00:48:41admit to your

00:48:42backstabbing.

00:48:43But no, you

00:48:45stooped so low, it

00:48:47disgusts me.

00:48:48Nothing is more

00:48:49disgusting than you

00:48:50standing on street

00:48:50corners like a bum.

00:48:52And who knows if

00:48:54you've already started

00:48:55offering sexual

00:48:56services?

00:48:57Well then, why

00:49:00don't you get on

00:49:00your knees for me,

00:49:01Trixie?

00:49:01My brother will

00:49:03never take you

00:49:04back.

00:49:04No man will

00:49:05marry an

00:49:05embarrassment like

00:49:07you.

00:49:07But make me happy?

00:49:09And I might

00:49:10consider making you

00:49:11my personal

00:49:12prostitute.

00:49:23How dare you

00:49:24hit my brother?

00:49:25I'm never letting

00:49:26you leave here

00:49:27alive.

00:49:30Don't worry, my

00:49:31dear.

00:49:32After I'm done

00:49:32with you, Trixie,

00:49:33not even the

00:49:34goddess of healing

00:49:35will be able to

00:49:35save you.

00:49:38Oh, is that

00:49:39so?

00:49:40Security!

00:49:42Get down on your

00:49:43knees and give

00:49:44Bob one hell of a

00:49:46blowjob in front of

00:49:47everybody here, or

00:49:48I'll pop so many

00:49:49holes in you, the

00:49:50men here won't know

00:49:51which one to fuck.

00:49:52I don't need to be

00:49:53the goddess of

00:49:53anything to punish

00:49:54you.

00:49:55Any of the powerful

00:49:56leaders I've saved

00:49:57before could crush

00:49:58you before you

00:49:59even touch me.

00:50:00Dream on!

00:50:02You wish General

00:50:03License scooped you

00:50:04off your feet, but

00:50:05you weren't good

00:50:06enough for me.

00:50:06You're definitely

00:50:07not good enough

00:50:08for him.

00:50:08Enough!

00:50:10You're souring my

00:50:11party, so you

00:50:11either get the fuck

00:50:12out, or I'm

00:50:14gonna shoot you.

00:50:16On the count of

00:50:17three!

00:50:18I think I quite like

00:50:19it here.

00:50:19Two!

00:50:30Mmm.

00:50:32This wine is so

00:50:33delicious.

00:50:34One!

00:50:35Shoot!

00:50:38Nobody is laying

00:50:40a hand on my

00:50:41future wife.

00:50:47It's...

00:50:59Who the hell is

00:51:00this?

00:51:04I'm sorry that I'm

00:51:05late.

00:51:05Did they hurt you?

00:51:07No, I'm fine.

00:51:09But, um, when did I

00:51:11become your future

00:51:11wife?

00:51:14You saved me,

00:51:15Trixie, remember?

00:51:17I'm a man of my

00:51:17word.

00:51:18They're never gonna

00:51:19hurt you ever again.

00:51:20Really, it was

00:51:21nothing.

00:51:23I saved you because

00:51:24you're a good man,

00:51:25not because I want

00:51:26you to owe me any

00:51:26favors.

00:51:33I see what this is.

00:51:34You're the one who cheated

00:51:35on me, Trixie.

00:51:37Look at you guys,

00:51:37all lovey-dove.

00:51:39Don't try to pin this

00:51:39on her.

00:51:40She waited for you for

00:51:41three years.

00:51:41This is the kind of

00:51:42woman of virtue that a

00:51:43man would die for.

00:51:46Virtue?

00:51:48Don't make me laugh.

00:51:50She's probably out there

00:51:51giving blowjobs for cash.

00:51:52No man who in a

00:51:54hundred-foot pole would

00:51:56want to touch her.

00:51:56She should be happy Bob

00:51:57was willing to give her

00:51:58some.

00:52:03I see her in the

00:52:04Marines.

00:52:06I'm a major.

00:52:08You know, look, man,

00:52:09I know Trixie is like a,

00:52:11I don't know, like a

00:52:12seven now that she's all

00:52:13cleaned up, but don't

00:52:14waste your manhood on a

00:52:15whiny, worthless woman

00:52:17like that.

00:52:23A real man never talks

00:52:26about a woman that way.

00:52:27You're a coward.

00:52:38We don't need to fight

00:52:39fire with fire to deal

00:52:40with the likes of them.

00:52:42You're very gracious,

00:52:43Trixie, you know that?

00:52:47You're only getting

00:52:48off with it because

00:52:48she's so kind, so

00:52:49you're going to do me

00:52:50the favor of never

00:52:50coming near her again.

00:52:52You understand?

00:52:52You want to fuck with

00:52:53me, you little dipshit?

00:52:54I'm a fucking major.

00:52:56You're probably lowest

00:52:57rank of the military

00:52:58grunts.

00:52:59I'll, I'll destroy you.

00:53:01Do you really not know

00:53:02who this is, Butch?

00:53:03I thought you were in

00:53:04the Marines.

00:53:05What have you been

00:53:05doing this whole time

00:53:06if you don't know

00:53:07who this war hero is?

00:53:09He was just a supply

00:53:11boy.

00:53:13War hero?

00:53:15Is this all part

00:53:16of your plan, Trixie?

00:53:18Poor girl.

00:53:19Did you sell your house

00:53:20to hire this actor

00:53:21so you can feel better

00:53:22about yourself?

00:53:23A woman's worth

00:53:24is tied to the man

00:53:25she marries.

00:53:26Trixie is worthless

00:53:27because that guy

00:53:28looks like a cowboy.

00:53:32A bum girl and a pimp.

00:53:34What a pair.

00:53:36Seems like they don't

00:53:37know who you are

00:53:37since you've been

00:53:38out of action for so long.

00:53:40We should try to

00:53:41face them off some more.

00:53:42Don't you think?

00:53:44Bring in the wedding

00:53:45gifts.

00:53:53What is all this?

00:53:55Trixie, listen.

00:53:55I know that you

00:53:56didn't ask for anything

00:53:57after you saved my life.

00:53:59But I know that

00:54:00we shared a moment.

00:54:04I'm not the kind of man

00:54:05to get close to a woman

00:54:06and then just disappear.

00:54:08It's not in my nature.

00:54:10I'm like somebody else here.

00:54:13Listen, Trixie,

00:54:14I have never met a woman

00:54:18like you.

00:54:19so incredible

00:54:21and kind

00:54:22and beautiful.

00:54:23So I know

00:54:24that you're the one

00:54:25for me.

00:54:27This guy's either nuts

00:54:29or a really,

00:54:30really good actor.

00:54:32Oscar worthy.

00:54:33Oscar worthy.

00:54:35No.

00:54:36First gift.

00:54:41Trixie,

00:54:42I know that you

00:54:43just lost your home.

00:54:44So I'm gifting you

00:54:45with your own

00:54:46new mansion.

00:54:48Worth $500 million

00:54:49previously owned

00:54:50by Jennifer Aniston.

00:54:53Second gift.

00:54:56This contains

00:54:58all the rights

00:54:59to my entire fortune,

00:55:01which is now yours.

00:55:02Entire fortune

00:55:03from a cowboy actor?

00:55:05It must be pennies.

00:55:06They already spent

00:55:07their entire life savings

00:55:08on this clown show.

00:55:09They've got nothing left.

00:55:11Lysander,

00:55:12I really don't care

00:55:13for any of us.

00:55:13No, look,

00:55:14I know.

00:55:15I know that you are

00:55:16the farthest thing

00:55:17from a material woman.

00:55:18Okay?

00:55:19Which is exactly why

00:55:20my third gift

00:55:22is, um,

00:55:25well...

00:55:40Cleo!

00:55:41Hey!

00:55:42Oh, my God.

00:55:44You found my dog.

00:55:49Trixie,

00:55:50I'm just a man.

00:55:51But with you,

00:55:52it's so much more.

00:55:53Trixie Amore.

00:55:58Will you marry me?

00:56:01Do you know

00:56:02I can't say no

00:56:03to this doggo?

00:56:07Yes.

00:56:08I will marry you.

00:56:25Go, go, power couple.

00:56:28Woo!

00:56:29Okay, stop.

00:56:31The only power couple

00:56:32here is Butch and I.

00:56:34Let's remind everyone

00:56:36how worth his Trixie is.

00:56:39No man

00:56:40in their right mind

00:56:41would marry

00:56:42that embarrassing

00:56:43sack of scraps.

00:56:44Hey.

00:56:45I don't care

00:56:46if she's homeless or not,

00:56:47but I'm making

00:56:47this woman my wife,

00:56:49which means that

00:56:50she will be treated as

00:56:51and cherished as

00:56:52the most precious

00:56:53woman on Earth.

00:56:54Understand?

00:56:59You still don't realize

00:57:00that my brother

00:57:01is the most powerful

00:57:02man on Earth.

00:57:03This is General

00:57:04Lysander Armstrong.

00:57:13As if

00:57:14like the almighty

00:57:16General Lysander Armstrong

00:57:17would propose

00:57:18to a homeless

00:57:19prostitute like Trixie.

00:57:20Yes,

00:57:21the Armstrong family

00:57:22basically controlled

00:57:22the global stock market.

00:57:24Lysander Armstrong

00:57:25would sooner marry

00:57:26the Princess of England

00:57:27than someone

00:57:27from the lowest

00:57:28rank of society.

00:57:30I bet my life

00:57:31you're all just

00:57:32actors.

00:57:33Then you better

00:57:33enjoy your last breath.

00:57:35Come on, Lysander.

00:57:36What are we waiting for?

00:57:36Let's show them

00:57:37what we can do

00:57:37and get revenge

00:57:38for Trixie.

00:57:39What can a bunch

00:57:39of piss poor people

00:57:40do to us,

00:57:41the elites?

00:57:42Infect us with

00:57:43your poor people

00:57:43bad luck?

00:57:44She wishes

00:57:45she could blame

00:57:46her low status

00:57:47on bad luck.

00:57:48Truth is,

00:57:48she's just a useless,

00:57:50lazy bitchin' bum.

00:57:52She's utterly

00:57:53unmarriable.

00:57:57I can dispose of them

00:57:58in other means

00:57:59if you don't

00:58:00prefer violence.

00:58:01I'd handle them

00:58:02myself,

00:58:02but I'll let you

00:58:05do all the

00:58:06heavy lifting.

00:58:07Go ahead,

00:58:08Lysander.

00:58:15Yes,

00:58:15hello,

00:58:16this is Lysander.

00:58:17Please bankrupt

00:58:18Marissa Wickham

00:58:19for me.

00:58:20Oh my gosh,

00:58:22I'm so scared.

00:58:23Anyone these days

00:58:24could call anyone

00:58:25and pretend

00:58:25to be on the phone.

00:58:33Uh,

00:58:33hello?

00:58:35Yes.

00:58:37What?

00:58:42I'm going bankrupt!

00:58:52Hey,

00:58:53hey,

00:58:53are you sure

00:58:54that was the call,

00:58:55Sasu?

00:58:56That was a real call?

00:58:57People don't just

00:58:58suddenly go bankrupt

00:58:58like that.

00:58:59My company's dead!

00:59:00It's evaporated!

00:59:02It's the thin air!

00:59:06And that's impossible!

00:59:08Who are you?

00:59:09What did you do?

00:59:11Secretary Cho,

00:59:12you said you're

00:59:13the Secretary of Health,

00:59:14right?

00:59:14And you yourself

00:59:15said that the

00:59:15Armstrong family

00:59:16owns the entire

00:59:17global stock market.

00:59:18Could that be

00:59:19how they

00:59:19bankrupted

00:59:20Miss Wickham?

00:59:21Then that means

00:59:24you're

00:59:25really Lysander Armstrong,

00:59:28the richest

00:59:28and most powerful

00:59:29man in the country.

00:59:31Trixie's married

00:59:32the famed

00:59:33war hero,

00:59:35the man every girl

00:59:35wants and every man

00:59:36wants to be.

00:59:39Now you believe me?

00:59:40Those who do bad

00:59:41will always end up

00:59:42losing everything.

00:59:44There's got to be

00:59:45some trick to this.

00:59:46You guys are just

00:59:47bums trying to extort

00:59:48money from us.

00:59:49It's awesome.

00:59:51It's awesome.

00:59:58I know why you're

00:59:59all over, Trixie.

01:00:00Because you've been

01:00:01in the military for so long,

01:00:02you don't know

01:00:02what a real woman

01:00:03can do for you.

01:00:05Let me take you

01:00:06to my wedding chamber

01:00:07and I'll show you

01:00:07a good time.

01:00:10Do you have your hands

01:00:11hands for me

01:00:12or I'll have them

01:00:13removed for you?

01:00:14Ah!

01:00:15Ah!

01:00:16Ah!

01:00:18I would never

01:00:19be interested

01:00:20in a woman

01:00:20who's as vile

01:00:22and cruel

01:00:22and wicked

01:00:23as you are.

01:00:24Guess the cheater

01:00:25gets cheated on

01:00:26eventually.

01:00:29Sasa was just

01:00:30trying to save

01:00:31the company.

01:00:32I don't blame her

01:00:33at all.

01:00:33Your double standards

01:00:34are incredible.

01:00:35Okay, you don't

01:00:36want me?

01:00:37Fine.

01:00:38But there's plenty

01:00:39of other efficiency.

01:00:39I can give you

01:00:40a room full of

01:00:41pageant winners

01:00:42at 18 years old.

01:00:44I'm fresh

01:00:44for the taking.

01:00:52I did that

01:00:53so you wouldn't

01:00:53have to,

01:00:54Miss Trixie.

01:00:55Thank you, Devin.

01:00:57Marissa,

01:00:58not only have you

01:00:59backstabbed me,

01:01:01your best friend,

01:01:02by stealing

01:01:03my fiancé,

01:01:04but now you'd

01:01:05sell out other

01:01:05innocent girls

01:01:06just to get

01:01:07your company back?

01:01:08You're an insult

01:01:09to all good women

01:01:09out there.

01:01:10No, to all of humanity.

01:01:12So now,

01:01:12everything that I've

01:01:13ever given you to,

01:01:14I'm taking it

01:01:16all back.

01:01:18Wait, everyone,

01:01:20stop.

01:01:23They're imposters.

01:01:28I just got off

01:01:29the phone with

01:01:30the president

01:01:30and she said

01:01:31your contract

01:01:31is not getting

01:01:32canceled because

01:01:33it was assigned

01:01:34by the goddess

01:01:34healer herself.

01:01:35So we won't

01:01:37go bankrupt?

01:01:38The goddess

01:01:38healer?

01:01:39You mean the

01:01:40eccentric and

01:01:40highly elusive

01:01:41sage in the

01:01:42field of medicine

01:01:42approved of mine?

01:01:43Biomedical products?

01:01:45Yes, that's

01:01:46the highest

01:01:47honor anyone

01:01:47can have

01:01:48in the field

01:01:48of health

01:01:49and medicine.

01:01:49The goddess

01:01:50healer's motto

01:01:51is the right

01:01:52rewrites the wrong,

01:01:54the left

01:01:54leave the wrong

01:01:55bereft.

01:01:56That means

01:01:57she's rewarding me.

01:01:58The president

01:01:59would never

01:02:00let your company

01:02:01go bankrupt.

01:02:02In fact,

01:02:02she's on her

01:02:03way now.

01:02:06So you're

01:02:06telling me

01:02:07this dashingly

01:02:08handsome

01:02:09motherfucker

01:02:09over here

01:02:10isn't

01:02:11Lysander

01:02:11Armstrong?

01:02:12Who the

01:02:12fuck cares

01:02:13who he is?

01:02:13If the

01:02:14president

01:02:14and the

01:02:15goddess

01:02:15healer

01:02:15approves

01:02:16of my

01:02:16product,

01:02:17who cares

01:02:17about this

01:02:18washed-up

01:02:18war hero?

01:02:19We can

01:02:19break his

01:02:20legs,

01:02:20break his

01:02:20arms,

01:02:21no one

01:02:21would even

01:02:21bat an eye.

01:02:22She even

01:02:23gave us

01:02:23explicit

01:02:24permission

01:02:24to call

01:02:24upon

01:02:25secret

01:02:25services.

01:02:26FBI!

01:02:28FBI!

01:02:29You're

01:02:30under arrest

01:02:30for fraudulent

01:02:31claims and

01:02:32identity theft.

01:02:34Gotcha.

01:02:39Guess I

01:02:40still get the

01:02:40last laugh,

01:02:41Trixie.

01:02:42No,

01:02:42don't arrest

01:02:42her!

01:02:44Trixie is a

01:02:45good person.

01:02:46Please,

01:02:46officer,

01:02:47don't arrest

01:02:47her!

01:02:48Grandma,

01:02:49Mr. Rogers,

01:02:50Mrs. Williams,

01:02:51what are you all

01:02:52doing here?

01:02:52The neighbors

01:02:53heard about the

01:02:53breakup between

01:02:54you and Butch.

01:02:55We were worried,

01:02:56so we came here

01:02:57to back you up.

01:02:58Listen,

01:02:59officer,

01:03:00I can attest

01:03:00that Trixie Amoria

01:03:01is a good

01:03:02neighbor.

01:03:03She's very

01:03:03kind-hearted

01:03:04and would

01:03:04never break

01:03:05the law.

01:03:06Yes,

01:03:06and one time

01:03:07when my daughter

01:03:08needed university

01:03:09tuition,

01:03:09Trixie gave her

01:03:10everything she

01:03:11had just to

01:03:12help her out.

01:03:13She also paid

01:03:14for my recent

01:03:14heart surgery

01:03:15as well.

01:03:16My fiance really

01:03:17is an incredible

01:03:18woman.

01:03:19She's an angel

01:03:20descended from

01:03:21heaven.

01:03:26You must be

01:03:27the criminal

01:03:28pretending to

01:03:28be General

01:03:28Lysander

01:03:29Armstrong.

01:03:30My brother

01:03:31is not a

01:03:32criminal.

01:03:32He's a war

01:03:33hero who

01:03:34single-handedly

01:03:34saved this

01:03:35country from

01:03:35a terrorist

01:03:35attack.

01:03:36Without him,

01:03:37this whole

01:03:37country would

01:03:38have been

01:03:38bombed to

01:03:39ash.

01:03:40And that's

01:03:40why it's

01:03:40twice the

01:03:41crime

01:03:41for stealing

01:03:42his identity.

01:03:43General

01:03:43Lysander

01:03:44Armstrong only

01:03:45fell into a

01:03:45coma because

01:03:46of the fight

01:03:46with the

01:03:46terrorist.

01:03:47And we've

01:03:47received no

01:03:48word that

01:03:48he's woken

01:03:49up yet,

01:03:49so this

01:03:50must be

01:03:50an imposter.

01:03:52I can tell

01:03:53that this

01:03:53whole dilemma

01:03:54with my identity

01:03:54is causing

01:03:55you a lot

01:03:55of trouble.

01:03:56I promise

01:03:57I'll get it

01:03:57resolved and

01:03:58we can focus

01:03:58on taking

01:03:59down your

01:03:59scumbag

01:04:00ex.

01:04:02If you want

01:04:03to arrest

01:04:03me, fine.

01:04:05But don't

01:04:05fuck with my

01:04:06fiance.

01:04:07You don't get

01:04:07to decide,

01:04:08let's go.

01:04:32Get him!

01:04:33If you can.

01:04:36Oh!

01:04:41Oh!

01:04:49Oh!

01:04:52Oh!

01:05:24Is that enough pain?

01:05:26Or do you want more?

01:05:35Legend is written all over you, Lysander.

01:05:40Grandma.

01:05:42Meet my new fiancé.

01:05:46Wow, your new fiancé.

01:05:48He's so manly.

01:05:50Much better than your last one.

01:05:52I always knew you'd find someone better.

01:05:55It's Butch's loss.

01:05:57Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.

01:06:00She's like a shining star in the sky,

01:06:02and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.

01:06:05Bitch, we name-calling now?

01:06:07I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?

01:06:10Drown out the poor!

01:06:11Drown out the poor!

01:06:13Drown out the poor!

01:06:14Drown out the poor!

01:06:16Drown out the poor!

01:06:17Drown out the poor!

01:06:19See, Trixie?

01:06:20You've got no connections,

01:06:21no power.

01:06:22You can't compete against me,

01:06:24even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.

01:06:26We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.

01:06:28So you're using defenseless lives as your shield

01:06:31because you know we won't hurt them.

01:06:33Let them eat cake!

01:06:35Hmm.

01:06:44You can't shoot all of them.

01:06:46Grab what you can, fam.

01:06:47Attack!

01:07:05You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.

01:07:13What the fuck was that?

01:07:15I don't care what the fuck it was.

01:07:17I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding.

01:07:27Damn it!

01:07:28Damn it!

01:07:30You forgot I had a gun, too.

01:07:33That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.

01:07:35Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.

01:07:37We're cornered.

01:07:38I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.

01:07:40Devon, you and your brother are both good men.

01:07:43I will not let your injury be in vain.

01:07:46They will be punished.

01:07:50Now hold still for me.

01:07:54Right.

01:07:55Rewrites the world.

01:08:06Holy fuck!

01:08:08Did she just reverse the bullet?

01:08:09By chanting the goddess healer's chant?

01:08:11She the goddess healer?

01:08:17I'm all better now.

01:08:18Thank you, Miss Trixie.

01:08:20See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.

01:08:23No.

01:08:24Please.

01:08:25I am just an ordinary girl.

01:08:27Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.

01:08:28Sure.

01:08:30You hear that?

01:08:31She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.

01:08:34She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.

01:08:37While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.

01:08:41Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.

01:08:46I will make you both pay for your crimes.

01:08:49And who are you to judge me for what I do?

01:08:51God?

01:08:53Wrong.

01:08:54But you're close.

01:08:56Oh, bullshit.

01:08:57I'm going to show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.

01:09:02You want to cross the line so bad?

01:09:04Then let's see you try.

01:09:05Charge!

01:09:15The hell is this?

01:09:17This is the line between life and death.

01:09:21Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?

01:09:24I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.

01:09:29You're not the Grim Reaper.

01:09:31What if it's a trap?

01:09:32That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.

01:09:34We ain't afraid of her.

01:09:35She's nothing but a circus prostitute.

01:09:38Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?

01:09:41I will.

01:09:45Left leaves the wrong breast.

01:09:54I'm fine.

01:09:55Nothing happened.

01:09:56You'll see soon enough.

01:09:58Oh, please.

01:09:59I really want to die.

01:10:01And you call this the line between life and death?

01:10:03I knew you were just making that shit up.

01:10:05Whoops.

01:10:06Just crossed it again.

01:10:08Whoops.

01:10:09And again.

01:10:10Nothing's happening.

01:10:13Spon.

01:10:17Spon.

01:10:18Spon.

01:10:22No.

01:10:23No, Bob.

01:10:24Hey.

01:10:25What did you do to my brother?

01:10:27I didn't do anything.

01:10:29Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.

01:10:32I suggest you take him to the U.R.

01:10:34If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.

01:10:37Come on.

01:10:39Major.

01:10:40Are you not going to help your own brother?

01:10:41How was he able to cross the line?

01:10:43See, this must be an illusion.

01:10:48Only the pure of heart can cross the line.

01:10:51Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?

01:11:00You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.

01:11:02You'd go and hurt my brother.

01:11:03Oh, please.

01:11:04You hurt us first.

01:11:06At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.

01:11:09But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.

01:11:14Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.

01:11:18You blame yourself for being worthless.

01:11:21You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?

01:11:26When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?

01:11:32Don't touch my wife.

01:11:36And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.

01:11:41You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.

01:11:43But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.

01:11:47That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.

01:11:51Oh, really?

01:11:52Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.

01:11:55You've got nothing on me.

01:12:01Yes.

01:12:01Tell the president to get here immediately.

01:12:08Goddess.

01:12:09Madam President, I require your assistance.

01:12:13Yes, we'll be there immediately.

01:12:17Get the VP.

01:12:18We're leaving now.

01:12:22Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?

01:12:26God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.

01:12:29I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.

01:12:32You're pathetic, Trixie.

01:12:34A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?

01:12:38Miss Wickham is correct.

01:12:39I was on the phone with the president earlier.

01:12:41Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.

01:12:45You hear that, everyone?

01:12:46There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.

01:12:52She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.

01:12:58No, my granddaughter would never do that.

01:13:01Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.

01:13:06Is Trixie really the goddess healer?

01:13:15Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,

01:13:21and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?

01:13:26Is this how the working class think all the time?

01:13:30I never realized how delusional they were.

01:13:32You can only dream of what you can never have, while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.

01:13:39Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?

01:13:43It ain't working.

01:13:44You can't just fake the...

01:13:48Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.

01:13:51It's like real magic.

01:13:53Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.

01:13:58And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?

01:14:06No.

01:14:07Trixie, look, I believe you.

01:14:10You saved me.

01:14:12Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.

01:14:16No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.

01:14:19We'll riot against you now.

01:14:21Tear her apart!

01:14:23Tear her apart!

01:14:24Tear her apart!

01:14:27Tear her apart!

01:14:29The vice president arrives!

01:14:46Who dare cause ruckus in here?

01:14:51You're General Lysander Armstrong.

01:14:54Wait, what?

01:14:57He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?

01:14:59No, no.

01:15:00We've been through this already once, okay?

01:15:02Right, Secretary Cho?

01:15:04This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.

01:15:10But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?

01:15:14Yes.

01:15:14We all thought he was a fraud.

01:15:16What I mean is...

01:15:19You're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.

01:15:22And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?

01:15:25The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell?

01:15:29And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?

01:15:33So he is the general.

01:15:35Oh, but he's in trouble now.

01:15:37Did you hear that?

01:15:39Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.

01:15:43So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?

01:15:46We got the VP and the president.

01:15:49On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.

01:15:53I told you.

01:15:54Now punish them, Vice President Langley.

01:15:57This is treason.

01:15:58Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.

01:16:06Hurry!

01:16:07The goddess healer needs us.

01:16:11You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.

01:16:13My brother is a war hero.

01:16:15He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.

01:16:18He was in a coma for two years.

01:16:20If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...

01:16:21Enough!

01:16:21You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.

01:16:26Not just your brother.

01:16:28Devin, it's okay.

01:16:31Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.

01:16:34I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancée's life.

01:16:39And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.

01:16:41I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.

01:16:47I truly saved a good man.

01:16:54I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.

01:16:57And what can you do about it?

01:16:59Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.

01:17:02My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.

01:17:07Let's try it out on them.

01:17:10Hold on, Mr. Vice President.

01:17:12There's no way that you're taking this seriously.

01:17:13Put innocent civilian lives in danger?

01:17:16Despicable!

01:17:16What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.

01:17:22Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.

01:17:26Did you hear that, boys?

01:17:40Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.

01:17:41Wait, that's the president.

01:17:46Oh, my God.

01:17:49Oh, my God.

01:17:55Oh, my gosh.

01:18:05I'm so sorry, Madam President.

01:18:07That was...

01:18:08They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.

01:18:12What is this?

01:18:13Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.

01:18:17This is a war crime.

01:18:19These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.

01:18:21You're the uncivilized buffoon.

01:18:23I can shoot whoever I want.

01:18:24I have the presidential contract.

01:18:26With great power comes great responsibility.

01:18:28And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?

01:18:33What are you doing?

01:18:34Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.

01:18:37That is easy.

01:18:39There's no need.

01:18:41I'll save everyone.

01:18:55It's raining gold.

01:18:59What's happening?

01:19:00Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.

01:19:02It's got to be cheap glitter.

01:19:06She...

01:19:06She is...

01:19:08She is a criminal.

01:19:10Don't worry, Madam President.

01:19:11We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.

01:19:13I'd be quiet if I were you.

01:19:15Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.

01:19:18What are you talking about?

01:19:20The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.

01:19:32This contract?

01:19:34Yes!

01:19:36Thank you, first gentleman.

01:19:55My contract, you bitch!

01:19:57And that's not all.

01:20:10This foul weapon will not see the light of day.

01:20:13There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.

01:20:16Don't you realize?

01:20:17Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?

01:20:21You're the real virus here, Marissa.

01:20:24Money is worth more to you than human lives.

01:20:26And that's something I cannot tolerate.

01:20:29So prepare yourself.

01:20:30Because I'm about to smite you.

01:20:33What are you going to do?

01:20:35The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.

01:20:41You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?

01:20:45Madam President, you've recovered now.

01:20:48So what's your final decision?

01:20:52I'll...

01:20:52She's going to give me my billion dollar...

01:21:00I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.

01:21:07Why are you attacking me, Madam President?

01:21:09You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.

01:21:12What do you wish, idiot?

01:21:16I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.

01:21:22I don't understand.

01:21:23I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.

01:21:29And do you know the goddess healing saved me and my son during childbirth?

01:21:34You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?

01:21:38The one and only.

01:21:42And it's...

01:21:45Her.

01:21:56What?

01:22:01Welcome, goddess.

01:22:14You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?

01:22:16How else did you think I saved you?

01:22:19Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?

01:22:23I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.

01:22:26Help those in need.

01:22:28And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.

01:22:31No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?

01:22:37Then she took it away just like that.

01:22:40That was her golden ticket.

01:22:42You were once my fiancée and best friend.

01:22:45But after everything you've done, I'm officially getting ties with you both.

01:22:49No, please.

01:22:50I swear to you.

01:22:51I didn't know you were an actual saint.

01:22:55It doesn't matter who she is.

01:22:57Trixie has a heart of gold.

01:22:59She's an amazing person.

01:23:00And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.

01:23:04She's going to be my wife.

01:23:05Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.

01:23:14I love you.

01:23:28All her gold.

01:23:29All her clothes.

01:23:31All that could have been mine.

01:23:33This is all your fault.

01:23:34This is all.

01:23:35You seduced me.

01:23:38You were the one that came on to me, you himbo.

01:23:42Please, Trixie.

01:23:43Give me another chance.

01:23:46I want to be rich again.

01:23:48I'll be your slave.

01:23:49Kiss the ground you walk on.

01:23:51You've had your chance to apologize.

01:23:53But it's too late now.

01:23:55All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.

01:24:00You two should be locked up.

01:24:01And she shall.

01:24:03For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction.

01:24:06Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.

01:24:09It's all your fault, Marissa.

01:24:11I never loved you.

01:24:13It's your fault.

01:24:13I was only with you for your money.

01:24:15I don't care.

01:24:16You were rich.

01:24:17I'll see myself now.

01:24:20Rest assured, goddess.

01:24:22We will not be using these biomedical weapons.

01:24:25My platform is spreading kindness just like you.

01:24:29I knew you'd uphold our shared values.

01:24:31That is why I saved you.

01:24:33With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.

01:24:39Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.

01:24:45Let's party!

01:24:47Wait, what if we just got married?

01:24:49Right now.

01:24:50Yes.

01:24:51Well.

01:24:52Woo!

01:24:54Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?

01:24:59I do.

01:25:00I do.

01:25:01You may kiss the bride.

01:25:03You may kiss the bride.

01:25:06You may kiss the bride.

01:25:07You may kiss the bride.

01:25:08You may kiss the bride.

01:25:09You may kiss the bride.

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