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Rented A Billionaire Husband For Christmas Isode
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00:00:04so i'm flying the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out
00:00:08all right it's about that time so are you kissing anybody at midnight
00:00:20yeah him hi just play along
00:00:23six, five, four, three, two, one
00:00:53you have a cute scar it's just my birthmark do you want me to stop tell me now
00:01:02i don't want you to stop
00:01:35i was so drunk last night i can't remember who i was with
00:01:42i must return this to her so i can see her again
00:01:50happy new year sam it's me hey find me the girl from last night i don't care how just do
00:01:57it
00:01:58i will find you
00:02:05maximus can you get married already bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend i need grandkids
00:02:12i need you message received mom i need to go now i have to inspect the new headquarters
00:02:26seven years why can't i ever find you and why do you still haunt me
00:02:39still thinking about that girl boss it's been years
00:02:46i'm ready to go to the inspection now your vest sir but first we found your fake christmas wife
00:02:52she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top and sir make sure you use an alias we
00:02:58can't have her know you the harrison group ceo or she'll jack up the price good finally i can get
00:03:04my mother off my back
00:03:08hi one iced vanilla latte please and one hot chocolate i can't wait to finally meet my new daddy
00:03:16now auntie debbie and pamela can't say i have no daddy anymore
00:03:22sweetie remember it's just pretend it's just for christmas
00:03:25but mommy why do we have to rant daddy where's my real one
00:03:37i'll tell you when you're older sweetie why don't you go find us a table
00:03:49daddy
00:03:58daddy
00:03:58daddy
00:03:59no i'm sorry
00:04:01i'm not your dad
00:04:03no i know you're my daddy just as handsome as i thought
00:04:06oh mommy hurry your fake christmas husband has arrived
00:04:18i asked the agency for an average looking guy he's gorgeous
00:04:28why does she feel so familiar
00:04:31she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top you must be my new christmas husband so
00:04:38you're my new christmas wife
00:04:40see i knew you're the new daddy we had right hi my name's hyper what's your name
00:04:45sam didn't say anything about a kid
00:04:48max aurelius
00:04:49eva
00:04:51i think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage
00:04:55i just need a wife for the holidays i guess mom gets her grandkid too
00:05:01so per our agreement the rate is one thousand dollars per hour
00:05:06and one thousand an hour well yeah
00:05:11it's 500 a day
00:05:13is that enough
00:05:14that's the most that i can pay you wait you're paying me 500 a day
00:05:17that's what i agreed with the agency you'll make your thousands over the week
00:05:22look my requirements are simple okay play my pretend husband come with me to my hometown and
00:05:27we all pretend to be one big happy family and then my family will get off my back
00:05:31so piper can have a good christmas for once
00:05:36so she's getting pressure from the folks too
00:05:39fine but you have to help me get my mom off my case too
00:05:45okay deal
00:05:48i need to go get married
00:06:04wow clean up nice this is my wedding day after all pictures
00:06:16y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love
00:06:42okay uh well i think we got it oh i need some photos of us together too
00:06:48to prove to my parents that i'm actually married and have a happy family yeah of course
00:06:59you
00:07:03happy holidays mom from my family to you
00:07:15bad news boss the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last
00:07:20minute wait she bailed and who is
00:07:26who is she whatever it doesn't matter i've got what i need
00:07:34sam don't worry about it i already found someone
00:07:43okay well i think it's time for us to go christmas shopping waits for no one christmas shopping
00:07:49i should come look if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan
00:07:54i think i should have some say in the gifts we'll make it more believable
00:08:01fine yeah fine okay you can come
00:08:12let's go which mall are we going to um let's go to that one oh let's go to the bank
00:08:22oh what the actual
00:08:25fuck
00:08:28sam is maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again
00:08:34get me a dna test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:40she does kind of look like him
00:08:45so when we give these gifts to my parents we will say they're from you
00:08:50here let me get this
00:08:53i'm gonna love you max oh so i was uh thinking that since we're married we should probably kiss
00:09:05once or twice in front of them okay should we use our tongues or no no definitely not and absolutely
00:09:13no sex yes strictly business anything physical outside of that does not have any
00:09:23what afraid you'll fall for me
00:09:26i just don't want piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good christmas
00:09:32let's go
00:09:40here what are you doing i'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:45well i'm not your woman and this isn't a real relationship and i don't want your money
00:09:52attention shoppers all bakery items are now 50 off 50 off pies quick go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:09:5812 pumpkin pies i hear this right they're the best kind hurry up and go go what are you standing
00:10:03here
00:10:03for
00:10:06hello there hi you ready yes yeah just these things okay great we have a holiday special today spend 500
00:10:13get 10% off and you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:18oh great yeah
00:10:19uh what do you have that's just 15 bucks will you get a move on i just got here relax
00:10:26yeah yeah
00:10:30here this will do the trick okay thank you hurry up and pay
00:10:38i will pay when i'm ready you can wait your turn
00:10:46thank you damn my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:55oh wait wait not the pies
00:10:57you can just set those on top hi guys and i hand you all these pies
00:11:11of course thank you so much of course i hope you like pumpkin thank you she bought all 12 pies
00:11:18don't worry i have enough for everybody just to give it away thank you merry christmas
00:11:30what do you do that often as often as i can
00:11:38we should go we gotta pick up paper
00:11:43then watch out
00:12:03you done feeling me up
00:12:06shut up oh sorry i was just in character wifey well stay out of character until christmas
00:12:17and don't be late
00:12:29harrison group do you do construction for them or something
00:12:33sorta
00:12:35not that i'm judging i just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us
00:12:40alive
00:12:41why don't we say that you do mid-level management for harrison group i think that's respectable
00:12:47can we pick another company
00:12:48can we pick another company no
00:12:50harrison group is perfect and they'll find it impressive my cousin's husband works for them too
00:12:54so it's perfect
00:13:00oh and uh wear something nice for christmas dinner don't worry okay i clean up nicely i wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:31let's go sam it's time to check out the new hq set
00:13:34Hold on, you're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:40It's my daughter's.
00:13:42Daughter's?
00:13:43Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:01Hey, there they are!
00:14:03Hey, there you go!
00:14:04Nice to meet you!
00:14:06Aw, Dad.
00:14:07So glad you made it.
00:14:08Aw, I missed you.
00:14:10So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:14He's coming.
00:14:15Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:18Good, good, good.
00:14:20So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:24When's he arriving?
00:14:25Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:30Poor thing.
00:14:30Not surprising. I mean, she's 30. Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:37Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:42This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:46Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:51We're only worried about you.
00:14:54All these years without a husband.
00:14:56Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:58You know, you've always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:01And look what happened.
00:15:02She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:06I'm not alone.
00:15:07Mm-hmm.
00:15:08And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:14He's a manager.
00:15:16Manager?
00:15:16Of what?
00:15:18Trash.
00:15:20Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:24You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:29Actually, he's right here.
00:15:33Oh, wow.
00:15:37He is really good looking.
00:15:40Ah, must be AI.
00:15:42Mm-hmm.
00:15:43Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:46Fake.
00:15:46That's enough.
00:15:47She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:50Show some respect.
00:15:51Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:57Well, guess what?
00:15:59William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:02Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:05That's half a million.
00:16:07Half a million.
00:16:09Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:12And speak of the devil.
00:16:17Willie, you made it.
00:16:30There you are.
00:16:31Oh, look at you now.
00:16:34Living the dream.
00:16:35Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:38Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:43So married, huh?
00:16:45Is it serious?
00:16:48That's what marriage is.
00:16:49It's pretty serious.
00:16:51Wow.
00:16:52You must have rushed the time to the night, huh?
00:16:55Makes sense, though.
00:16:55You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:59Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:01A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:04Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:08That's right.
00:17:09Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:13Women love a man in red.
00:17:16Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:18When I sit on my lap.
00:17:20Don't touch me.
00:17:22Oh, so entitled.
00:17:23Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:28And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:32I mean, look at that car.
00:17:34Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:38Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:41Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:45I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:53My mom would never marry.
00:17:55She already has a husband.
00:17:56He's going to kick your butt.
00:18:01Is that so?
00:18:03Well, then, where is he?
00:18:05Because I don't see him.
00:18:07Does anyone see him?
00:18:11No.
00:18:12Just like I thought.
00:18:14Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:16That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:19And let me show you what happens in naughty children.
00:18:26Mommy, are you okay?
00:18:28I see your hands.
00:18:29Oh, my God.
00:18:30I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:32Come on, now.
00:18:33Let's go.
00:18:35What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:38How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:42Let me go.
00:18:43Now, why would I go and do a thing like that
00:18:46when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:48Let me go.
00:18:49Let me go.
00:18:50Let me go.
00:19:03Touch my wife again,
00:19:05and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:11Max, you came.
00:19:12Sorry, sweetie.
00:19:16Where's Piper?
00:19:18William Hitter.
00:19:20Mom, Dead Hub, take her inside.
00:19:21Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:24Well, well, well.
00:19:26If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:29That's right.
00:19:32I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:35Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:38It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:39I'm Max.
00:19:40Eva told us all about you.
00:19:42From New York.
00:19:43Polite.
00:19:44Handsome.
00:19:44Just like she said.
00:19:47Wow.
00:19:48He was an AI.
00:19:50See?
00:19:50He's real.
00:19:52And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:55Son of a bitch.
00:19:56You just ruined my suit.
00:19:58And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:59That pristine automobile.
00:20:02That car?
00:20:04Oh, my God.
00:20:05That's worth more than a house.
00:20:07That car?
00:20:08It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:13Wait.
00:20:14Are you?
00:20:19Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:22And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:25I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:27You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:29You stole it.
00:20:30That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:32Jesus.
00:20:33How did he get away with it?
00:20:35That's what I want to know.
00:20:37Enough, please.
00:20:40I trust my daughter.
00:20:42She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:45Max, be honest with me.
00:20:47Where did that car come from?
00:20:50How much do you want for it?
00:20:52I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:55So?
00:20:57You need a breath, man.
00:21:01Hey, that's it.
00:21:01I'm calling the cops.
00:21:02Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:04Wait.
00:21:05What?
00:21:06Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:09Oh, well.
00:21:11Too late.
00:21:18Listen, hon.
00:21:19I believe you.
00:21:20But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:24Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:26It's my car.
00:21:27Okay?
00:21:27It's not stolen.
00:21:28Yeah?
00:21:29If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:32Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:35Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:36Okay.
00:21:37I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:39But then you have to get lost.
00:21:40And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:43Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:46Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:48Loser!
00:21:49Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:54Jesus, maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:56It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:01Here.
00:22:01Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:13Mr. Harrison?
00:22:15Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20Just play along.
00:22:23Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:25Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:28Yes, sir.
00:22:30I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:32Please, it's not my serious apologies.
00:22:34Please.
00:22:44Oh, that William.
00:22:46What a jerk, huh?
00:22:48He fooled me.
00:22:49What can I say?
00:22:51Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:54Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:56Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:58We were just looking out for you.
00:23:00Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:02You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:04Soon.
00:23:05Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:09A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:13We are family, aren't we?
00:23:15Family takes care of each other.
00:23:18If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:22Yes, Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:26Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:29Yeah, I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:33My daughter is just far too busy for your best life with my new son-in-law.
00:23:39Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:23:40Welcome to the family.
00:23:45Welcome.
00:23:45Come on in.
00:23:46Come on in.
00:23:50This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:52You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:56My fault.
00:23:57You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:09Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:11And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:14And how do you...
00:24:14I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:17I have a friend in high places.
00:24:19A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:25It's the season of giving.
00:24:27He knows people.
00:24:28Has connections.
00:24:30He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:32You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:34Yeah, and you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:36Oh my God, just don't blow your cover.
00:24:40Dad!
00:24:40Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:44Oh honey, we're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:52I think they get it, hon.
00:24:56How's Piper?
00:24:57Oh, she's fine.
00:24:58One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:02And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:07Great.
00:25:08See you in a bit, shall we?
00:25:09What are you doing?
00:25:12Okay.
00:25:14Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax.
00:25:21It was just a hug.
00:25:23Ugh.
00:25:25We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:28You'll be okay.
00:25:29It's just one week.
00:25:30Kill me now.
00:25:31Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:38What are you doing?
00:25:40That's weird.
00:25:42They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45Something just falls off.
00:25:47That's ridiculous.
00:25:49I mean, what do you want me to do?
00:25:51Make out progress?
00:25:52The program?
00:25:53I don't like this.
00:25:55Later.
00:25:58Let's go.
00:26:02Here we go.
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:07Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:10To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:12Aw.
00:26:14Welcome.
00:26:15Cheers.
00:26:16Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:17Looks great.
00:26:18Aw, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:20I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:25But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:29Oh, no.
00:26:30Mom's testing him.
00:26:31She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:33You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow, Eva, sweetie, kicking my foot.
00:26:44Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:48It's okay.
00:26:50Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:51I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:06Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:08Did I hear this right?
00:27:08They're the best kind.
00:27:11Well, of course.
00:27:12It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:14See?
00:27:15Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:20Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:22We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:28But our marriage is real.
00:27:30I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:34Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:51Well, um, it's...
00:27:54Silly face.
00:27:55Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:57Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face.
00:28:02I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:04Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:06That's lazers.
00:28:08That's nice.
00:28:10You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:12Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:16And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:19I'll bring to that.
00:28:21I agree with you there.
00:28:22So, come on, guys.
00:28:23Let's eat.
00:28:24Come on.
00:28:37And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:40I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:45No complications, right?
00:28:47Sorry, honey.
00:28:48Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:49I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:51Oh, honey.
00:28:52Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:58The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:59Something about water conservation.
00:29:02That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:07Just shower together.
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:14Just shower together.
00:29:15Okay, you guys.
00:29:16Have a good night, okay?
00:29:17Okay.
00:29:21You hurt her.
00:29:43Whoa!
00:29:44Whoa!
00:29:45Why are you stripping?
00:29:47Well, I can't take a shower.
00:29:48Let me close on.
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:51You have 15 minutes.
00:29:52Nice try.
00:29:53I am not showering with you.
00:29:55All right, sleep yourself.
00:29:56More room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:01Come on.
00:30:16Come on, Max.
00:30:17Come on, Max.
00:30:18Get out of the way.
00:30:19We agreed.
00:30:20Nothing physical.
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:23Relax.
00:30:24I won't touch you.
00:30:26Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:29But that'll cost extra.
00:30:32But that'll cost extra.
00:30:40In your dreams.
00:30:43Free to join me.
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower water left.
00:31:07You wish.
00:31:09Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:10Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:13It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:15Oh, yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:29Holy shit.
00:31:34This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:38I'll say.
00:31:39What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:42Still think you can resist?
00:31:45Baby.
00:31:47I don't think I'll want to.
00:31:53Max, I shut it up.
00:31:57Or maybe we should.
00:32:00God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:02Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:10Wow.
00:32:11We're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:24What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:26It's not you, Max.
00:32:27It's us.
00:32:28It's this.
00:32:29This is all an act.
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:33You're right.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:36I just don't mean to be sorry.
00:32:38You just...
00:32:47That birthmark.
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:55It's him.
00:32:56The man from New Year's.
00:32:57Is he Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh, my God.
00:33:07Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah.
00:33:12I just, um...
00:33:14I just got lightheaded.
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:17Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:23We have a daughter together.
00:33:25Oh, my God.
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:34I'm going to sleep on the floor.
00:33:35You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:40Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:46I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So if there's something you need,
00:33:49I can help.
00:33:51I want to help.
00:33:52He's Piper's father.
00:33:54He has a right to know.
00:33:57Um...
00:33:57Max,
00:33:59how would you feel
00:34:01if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no.
00:34:09That's impossible.
00:34:10I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy
00:34:17to sleep around.
00:34:18Family to me is a big commitment,
00:34:20and I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:23You know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason.
00:34:34Just...
00:34:34Just curious.
00:34:35No, I feel like you're
00:34:37going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Well, then,
00:34:43can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:52And how did you know
00:34:53my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those.
00:34:57I don't know where those came from.
00:34:58Are you sure
00:34:59you're just not trying
00:35:00to break the contract?
00:35:04Give me that.
00:35:05Give me the...
00:35:06Give me the...
00:35:06Give me the...
00:35:07Whoa!
00:35:18Elon,
00:35:19the truth is
00:35:20is that I...
00:35:24Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:26Just a second.
00:35:28Come in!
00:35:30Hey, hon.
00:35:31Oh!
00:35:32Sorry for interrupting,
00:35:34but Piper is asking
00:35:35for a bedtime story
00:35:37before I tuck her in.
00:35:38Think you can take this one, Dad?
00:35:39We're kind of in the middle
00:35:40of something.
00:35:41I can see that.
00:35:43Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:45I mean, if you don't...
00:35:46If you don't mind.
00:35:48Well, atta boy.
00:35:49You know what?
00:35:50Just put a shirt on.
00:35:51I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:53Piper!
00:35:53Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:57He sprang to his sleigh,
00:35:59to his team gave a whistle,
00:36:01and away they all flew,
00:36:03like the down of a thistle.
00:36:04But I heard him exclaim
00:36:06as he drove out of sight,
00:36:08Merry Christmas to all,
00:36:10and to all,
00:36:12a good night.
00:36:15If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:36:18she'd be over the moon.
00:36:20Good night, Piper.
00:36:25Is her dad still around?
00:36:27Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:36:29because you are her dad.
00:36:31Uh, no.
00:36:32That man has no idea
00:36:34what a treasure
00:36:37he's missing out on.
00:36:40Do you really think so?
00:36:43From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:45Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:47He deserves to know.
00:36:54Max.
00:36:59You're Piper's father.
00:37:07I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:19I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:33Where's Piper?
00:37:35She must have snuck off
00:37:36while we were asleep.
00:37:53God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:03Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:06Not on my watch.
00:38:11Yeah, this.
00:38:13I remember this.
00:38:24Good morning, you two lovebugs.
00:38:27How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:30Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:31It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:33Wonderful.
00:38:34Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:38Oh, no.
00:38:39What is that?
00:38:40Sardines and saltines.
00:38:42It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:44It was my gram gram's favorite
00:38:45during wartime.
00:38:47Don't be shy.
00:38:48Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:38:50Max, you don't have to.
00:38:52No, no.
00:38:52It's okay.
00:38:53It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:06No.
00:39:06No.
00:39:15Good?
00:39:15Mmm.
00:39:17Good?
00:39:18Scrunchest.
00:39:20Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:22You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:25Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:28That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda
00:39:30in her brood this year.
00:39:32What's the deal with them?
00:39:33Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:36Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:40Hey, don't worry.
00:39:42I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:46Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:51Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:04Wait, that earring.
00:40:07Wait, that earring.
00:40:09You like it?
00:40:10I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:13Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:16I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:22Right.
00:40:23Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:25Anyone could have it.
00:40:26Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:28She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:32So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:36But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:39What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:43An aging single mom.
00:40:45Slim pickings.
00:40:47I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:49That explains it.
00:40:51She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:54Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:55No.
00:40:56Ava is your niece.
00:40:57Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:59Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:03Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:04Exactly.
00:41:05Not like my Sierra.
00:41:07Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:12Oh, they're here.
00:41:14Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:21Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:22Merry Christmas.
00:41:24You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:26I am.
00:41:27I'm Ava's husband.
00:41:29Max.
00:41:29Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:30Welcome.
00:41:31You're Ava's husband.
00:41:33But you're gorgeous.
00:41:37But not as handsome as you.
00:41:39Look at you two.
00:41:40You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:43Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:44Merry Christmas.
00:41:46This is from Max and I.
00:41:47Oh, my goodness.
00:41:48Thank you, Ava.
00:41:49Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:52Oops.
00:41:53Oh, my bad.
00:41:54Oh, a homemade gift.
00:41:56How thrifty.
00:41:58Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:01Mommy's right.
00:42:02You mean all the hacks?
00:42:03You little.
00:42:06You will not lay a hand on my daughter,
00:42:08or you will lose yours.
00:42:10Oh.
00:42:11I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:14Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:15My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:19He could ruin your life.
00:42:32Bonnie, are you okay?
00:42:34I'm fine.
00:42:35I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:38It's okay.
00:42:40It's okay.
00:42:41What are you?
00:42:43Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:46Did you just slap me?
00:42:48Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:49You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:51You know what, Sierra?
00:42:52I can take your little insults,
00:42:53but leave my family out of this.
00:42:57Her family.
00:42:59She means me.
00:43:04You okay, honey?
00:43:06Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:08Do something.
00:43:09You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:11I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:14Oh, wow.
00:43:14I'm sure the CEO would love to hear
00:43:17that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:20Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:23Let's call him.
00:43:24I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:27Please.
00:43:28Who do you think you are?
00:43:30Enough!
00:43:32There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:36Fine, Dad.
00:43:37Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:39They're just jealous.
00:43:42For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:44I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:48I think you owe me a thank you
00:43:50for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:52Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:53All right, that's enough.
00:43:55Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:17Is this a joke?
00:44:20Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:21Hold it.
00:44:22Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:24My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:30My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:34King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:38Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:42And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:45It's just petty.
00:44:46Maybe so.
00:44:47But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:51Fine.
00:44:53Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:55Come on, let's go.
00:44:56No, no.
00:44:57Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:00Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:03I know, dear.
00:45:04I just want to have our family together.
00:45:07Fine.
00:45:07We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:10Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:16I just want to have our family together.
00:45:19Fine.
00:45:20We'll stay.
00:45:22Can I have a little napole?
00:45:24It's OK, sweetie.
00:45:25We'll get something right after.
00:45:27Like drive-thru?
00:45:29I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:31That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:36No strays.
00:45:38Ow.
00:45:38Sweetie, sweetie, are you OK?
00:45:40Yes, please.
00:45:41You hit my child.
00:45:43You're fucking crazy.
00:45:44Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:51Don't worry, baby.
00:45:53I'll handle it.
00:45:56Don't worry, baby.
00:45:57I'll handle it.
00:46:01Piper.
00:46:03Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:09OK, sweetheart.
00:46:10Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:12As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:15Actually, I do.
00:46:17He's such a liar.
00:46:19This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:21Oh, it will be.
00:46:24Sam.
00:46:26Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:30I'm already on my way.
00:46:34Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:37I'm already on my way.
00:46:40You hear this guy?
00:46:41He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica.
00:46:46Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:46:49His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:46:52Max, what are you doing?
00:46:54Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:46:55Santa's already on his way.
00:46:56Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:06A helicopter?
00:47:13There's no way.
00:47:20How did you pull this off?
00:47:22Sam is like family.
00:47:23I thought I'd introduce you, too.
00:47:25Thanks, boss.
00:47:27Boss?
00:47:28Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:30Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:32Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:36I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:39You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:43Mm-hmm.
00:47:46Come on.
00:47:48You can stop kidding around.
00:47:50If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:54No, I actually am the CEO.
00:47:56Come on.
00:47:56You can stop the charade.
00:47:58Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:01Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:04Okay, Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:17How is this possible?
00:48:19This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:26Who are you?
00:48:27I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:30That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:32Wait, no.
00:48:34Hold on.
00:48:36You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:40You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:43Hmm.
00:48:44Some of the small ones.
00:48:45I mean, you know that.
00:48:47You work for me.
00:48:49Oh, God.
00:48:50I insulted my own boss.
00:48:52I'm finished.
00:48:57Oh, God.
00:48:58I insulted my own boss.
00:49:00I'm finished.
00:49:02Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:04Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:06Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:08For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:11And with that, your career.
00:49:13You're fired.
00:49:15Fired?
00:49:16Sam?
00:49:21Fired?
00:49:21Oh, God.
00:49:22I can't be fired.
00:49:25What?
00:49:26Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:27You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:30Please, Mr. Harrison, I'll do anything.
00:49:33Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:40And you.
00:49:41Oh, me?
00:49:43Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:45That was a Christmas joke, a family tradition.
00:49:48Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:49:51Sam?
00:49:55Will you do me the honors?
00:49:58Gladly.
00:50:03Merry Christmas, Aunt Ryan.
00:50:07Father, do something.
00:50:09You know, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:11I'm leaving.
00:50:13Mmm, pumpkin, my favorite.
00:50:21Come on, sweetie.
00:50:22Daddy had this crab flying just for you.
00:50:24Eat as much as you want.
00:50:26Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:30I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:32I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:34Honestly?
00:50:36This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:39Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:40Just like this.
00:50:42Does he really mean that?
00:50:43Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:46I can't tell.
00:50:47And that terrifies me.
00:50:53Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:50:55I brought you a gift.
00:50:56Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:50:59Oh.
00:51:04Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:07Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:10Tell me everything.
00:51:11Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works
00:51:16in retail.
00:51:17Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:21A high school dropout?
00:51:23In the Harrison family?
00:51:25Not a chance.
00:51:30She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:34Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:35Silence.
00:51:35Get me the address where she works.
00:51:38It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:39That's nice.
00:51:41We own that one.
00:51:43Good work.
00:51:44But take off that stupid hat.
00:51:55Thanks.
00:51:56So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:02Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:05And how about you?
00:52:10Me?
00:52:11Yeah.
00:52:13Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:18Eva.
00:52:29That birthmark.
00:52:30Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:37Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:39So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:41Uh.
00:52:43No feelings, no complications.
00:52:44That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:46Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:48Max.
00:52:49Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:52It's cold.
00:52:54Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:52:58Max.
00:53:00I need to tell you something.
00:53:04Something important.
00:53:05What's gotten into her?
00:53:07Is she hiding something?
00:53:09Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:12I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:17Piper is...
00:53:21Piper is...
00:53:21Piper is...
00:53:22Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:24Sweetie.
00:53:25Oh, my gosh.
00:53:26It's almost swollen.
00:53:27Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:30Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:31Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:35Come on, Piper.
00:53:39Okay, let me see.
00:53:43I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:47But that's not true.
00:53:49You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:53Uh...
00:53:53Daddy!
00:53:54No!
00:53:56Well...
00:54:02Don't you dare disrespect my husband!
00:54:07Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:10Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:12Really?
00:54:13Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:17Daddy, you think it was Scar?
00:54:21Hmm.
00:54:24I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:25Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:27I have one, too.
00:54:30Dad, I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:33Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:36Really?
00:54:36No way.
00:54:37No, it was actually a cactus.
00:54:40But it's still cool.
00:54:43I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:54:49Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:51My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:54:58And how old are you?
00:55:00Six.
00:55:01Six?
00:55:02That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:05Okay, I found the first date kit.
00:55:07Ivar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:11What do I even say?
00:55:12And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:15Sorry, honey.
00:55:16This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:19Um, yeah.
00:55:23Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:26Ivar.
00:55:30Okay, look.
00:55:34Piper is...
00:55:40Go on.
00:55:41Okay.
00:55:47Must be an emergency.
00:55:49Excuse me.
00:55:51Sorry.
00:55:52I'll take this.
00:55:58Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:00Yeah.
00:56:03Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:06I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:10Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:13I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:16She's a high school dropout.
00:56:18Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:21And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:23I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:25Max.
00:56:25That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:33I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:35You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:37Your mother would take her away.
00:56:39After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:42Eva?
00:56:44Maximus?
00:56:45Are you even listening to me?
00:56:47No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:56:49I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:50Eva's my wife.
00:56:51And I've made up my mind.
00:56:52I'm not leaving her.
00:56:55Eva?
00:57:13Oh, wow.
00:57:15That's so cool.
00:57:16What did you make?
00:57:17Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:57:20Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:22Just glad you're here.
00:57:28Oh, damn, these are nice.
00:57:31Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:39Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:41It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:42Here, I'll go with you.
00:57:43Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:45Ready, ready?
00:57:46Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:57:48What do we got, guys?
00:57:49Billy.
00:57:49Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:57:56You never told me, have we met before?
00:58:04Have we met before?
00:58:07She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:12I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:15Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:26I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:28Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:29They're very common.
00:58:30I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child, no matter how I feel about him.
00:58:37Maybe.
00:58:40Are you okay?
00:58:43Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:46No.
00:58:47I'm fine.
00:58:51Oh, I almost forgot.
00:58:55I got you this.
00:58:57You got me a gift, too?
00:58:58Tis the season.
00:59:00Open it.
00:59:14Gloves.
00:59:15Did you make these?
00:59:17Yeah.
00:59:18I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
00:59:22You've already done so much for me.
00:59:24I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:28How did I feel?
00:59:30Warm, right?
00:59:31Yeah.
00:59:33Warm.
00:59:35Soft.
00:59:38Perfect.
00:59:42Thank you, Eva.
00:59:44I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
00:59:48Really?
00:59:50Yeah, my mom.
00:59:51She partied all the time, and I got gifts.
00:59:55Plenty of them, but I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:01Nothing personal.
01:00:03Well, you deserve it.
01:00:05You're a good guy.
01:00:06And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:14What if that day's today?
01:00:19What if I already found someone special?
01:00:23Right here.
01:00:47Max, we can't...
01:00:51If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:00:58Come on.
01:01:00I don't want you to stop.
01:01:07No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:24I don't want you.
01:01:26I don't want you.
01:01:34God, you are trying to be fucking insane.
01:01:41Piper!
01:01:50Piper!
01:01:51Piper?
01:01:52She can't see me.
01:01:55She can't see me.
01:02:10Eva?
01:02:14Grandma, I'm up here.
01:02:29That was way too close.
01:02:31Yeah.
01:02:32We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:37Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:42Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:46You still haven't given me mine.
01:02:53Let me give it to you.
01:02:56Let me give it to you.
01:03:26Let me give it to you.
01:03:31Who is calling me to serve me?
01:03:37Hello?
01:03:38Hello, Eva Smith.
01:03:40I'm Max's mother.
01:03:41Name your price.
01:03:42What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:46What?
01:03:46We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:03:50Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:03:54My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:58Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:03So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:09Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:15Are you okay?
01:04:21Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:24So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:28What are you talking about?
01:04:30It's over.
01:04:31It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:36Eva, wait.
01:04:40So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:47Max, it's not real.
01:04:49None of it was real.
01:04:51So, this is just a goodbye.
01:04:55Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:04:58Look.
01:05:00Last night, I let my card down.
01:05:04But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:07And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:10Just tell me what you need.
01:05:12I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:17Just say the word.
01:05:23You don't get it.
01:05:26You don't get it.
01:05:34I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:41I won't give up on us.
01:05:57Are we here?
01:05:59Yes.
01:06:00As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:07Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:09We're home.
01:06:14How can she just walk away?
01:06:23Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:06:25It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:27Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:30You promised.
01:06:32Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:34Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:38All right, fine.
01:06:39When?
01:06:41Two days.
01:06:42I'll come pick you up.
01:06:44No need.
01:06:45Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:06:52I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:06:57So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:07:00Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:01If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:19If you find a church in the end, I'm a church on the side.
01:07:21This is true, this is true.
01:07:22Just did it ten times.
01:07:25Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:27Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:30Boss?
01:07:32Boss?
01:07:35Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:07:39I need to go win back my family.
01:07:41Family?
01:07:42Boss, you okay?
01:07:44Never better.
01:07:47Go get her, Max.
01:07:51Give it your best smile.
01:07:53Ah, there he is.
01:07:56Maximus, darling.
01:07:57I have some prospects for you.
01:08:00Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:05Oh.
01:08:07I told you.
01:08:09I already found the woman I love.
01:08:17Maximus, stop this.
01:08:19That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:22Tell me what kind of woman you want, and I'll find you another.
01:08:27You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:29No, I'm not.
01:08:32Oh.
01:08:33I work in waste management, and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:08:37I'm Eva's husband, and I'm a father.
01:08:42What?
01:08:55Oh, that's her.
01:08:57The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:02Hi.
01:09:03Welcome in.
01:09:04Can I help you find something?
01:09:05I want to try those.
01:09:10Awesome.
01:09:10I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:13Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:19No, no, no.
01:09:20I know what I want.
01:09:22Size seven.
01:09:24Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:28Come on.
01:09:29She wants the white shoes.
01:09:36Ignore her.
01:09:36She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:09:38Here, let me help you.
01:09:40Come on.
01:09:44She seems kind.
01:09:51I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:09:53She's just doing her job.
01:09:56How do they feel?
01:09:58Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:01I think I need a size up.
01:10:03Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:08Right away.
01:10:09I'll be right back.
01:10:11She's not only kind.
01:10:12She's patient.
01:10:14Was I wrong about her?
01:10:30Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:33Well, who gives a shit?
01:10:35She can't walk.
01:10:39That's just pure evil.
01:10:43Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:10:46She's in a wheelchair.
01:10:48Who cares?
01:10:49It's the last pair.
01:10:50I get paid commission.
01:10:57I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:00See?
01:11:02This is your whole problem.
01:11:05This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:09I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:11I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:14She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:17People who insult her all day?
01:11:20I'm your manager.
01:11:25Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:11:34Did I stutter?
01:11:39You don't have to fire me.
01:11:43I quit.
01:11:49I don't work here anymore.
01:11:52Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:11:55They're broken.
01:11:56Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:11:58You're a good person after all.
01:12:01Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:04I'm sorry?
01:12:07Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:09Get out!
01:12:15You're not disabled?
01:12:17Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:22Absolutely shameful.
01:12:23Who are you?
01:12:25I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group.
01:12:29And the owner of the store.
01:12:32You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:12:34Mother of the CEO?
01:12:35I am.
01:12:37And you, my dear, are fired.
01:12:41What did I do?
01:12:44You are a good person.
01:12:47From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:12:53Are you serious?
01:12:56That's right.
01:12:58Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:00You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:09You.
01:13:10Out.
01:13:12I'll leave.
01:13:15I'm leaving.
01:13:18I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:22No, don't worry.
01:13:24You're getting a promotion.
01:13:27You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:31First assignment.
01:13:33I want that row and that row and the entire display case.
01:13:39Pack it all up and bring it to my house, hmm?
01:13:43Okay.
01:13:44Yeah.
01:13:46Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:13:50I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:13:59She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:01Of course she lives like this.
01:14:04Ahem.
01:14:12Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:18Max?
01:14:19Eva.
01:14:20What are you doing here?
01:14:23I, uh...
01:14:24There you are, Eva.
01:14:27Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:30My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:33What are you talking...
01:14:37That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:14:42Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:14:44Stop.
01:14:45And you, you lied to me at the store.
01:14:49You were both just testing me?
01:14:51Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:14:54I'm sorry, Eva.
01:14:55I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:14:59But I was wrong.
01:15:01Eva, please.
01:15:01I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:04Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:07How could you think that of me?
01:15:09It's not like that, dear.
01:15:11Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:14Mom, what did you do?
01:15:15I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:18We're not together.
01:15:20And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:26I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:30What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:31Go after her.
01:15:35Eva.
01:15:36Let me go.
01:15:37I swear, it's not what you think.
01:15:39We come from two completely different worlds.
01:15:41Stop pretending like you care.
01:15:42I'm not pretending.
01:15:44Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:15:46In everything I've done for you, and Piper,
01:15:48this is real.
01:15:53Touch my wife again,
01:15:55and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:15:57Max, you came.
01:15:59God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:03I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:16:06a good father.
01:16:07Just say the word.
01:16:12See?
01:16:14Stop fighting.
01:16:17We belong together.
01:16:20You're wrong.
01:16:21Wrong about what?
01:16:23That you care?
01:16:25Or we belong together?
01:16:26Look, I already told you.
01:16:28We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:31Now, I held up my end of the deal,
01:16:32and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:16:35Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:16:45I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:16:47I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:16:48Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:16:55Ow!
01:16:57Are you okay, Mommy?
01:16:59Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:02Come here.
01:17:10No, you're not fine.
01:17:12You're sad.
01:17:15I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:18I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:23I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:17:28Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:31I love bug.
01:17:33You're right.
01:17:35What am I doing?
01:17:35Running like a coward?
01:17:39I've always taught you to be brave.
01:17:41Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:17:45I believe in you.
01:17:46What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:17:48I know exactly what to say to him.
01:17:53Maximus deserves to know.
01:17:56Piper is his daughter.
01:18:03Enough sulking.
01:18:04Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:08Don't you think I want to?
01:18:10She doesn't want me.
01:18:12I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:14Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:15You can't abandon her.
01:18:17Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:19I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:22And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:26What are you talking about?
01:18:28I already ran a DNA test.
01:18:31Piper is your daughter.
01:18:33What?
01:18:34See for yourself.
01:18:42I was right.
01:18:43Seven years ago.
01:18:45New Year's.
01:18:46That woman was Eva.
01:18:56Eva.
01:18:58Hey.
01:19:01Daddy.
01:19:03Daddy.
01:19:04Daddy.
01:19:04Piper.
01:19:05Oh.
01:19:07I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:11I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:15You came back.
01:19:19I, uh.
01:19:22Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:30I, uh, I was scared, but I don't want to be scared anymore, because what we have is real,
01:19:37and it's worth fighting for.
01:19:40Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:19:44I have something to tell you, too.
01:19:48Piper is your daughter.
01:19:50You knew.
01:19:51My sweet granddaughter.
01:19:53Hey, Mom.
01:19:58Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago, but you've known this whole time?
01:20:02I was scared.
01:20:03Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:05I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:08How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:22I love you, Eva.
01:20:25I love you, too.
01:20:27I promise.
01:20:28For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:20:32As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:20:45Will you marry me, Eva?
01:20:48For real this time?
01:20:50Yeah, yes.
01:20:51Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:20:57Yes.
01:21:06Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:13I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:19Who's that?
01:21:22Eva!
01:21:25Take me back!
01:21:27I'm sorry!
01:21:29I'm struck your tire!
01:21:33Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:21:35Again.
01:21:38No?
01:21:39Not funny?
01:21:40I'm sorry.
01:21:40I'm sorry.
01:21:42I'm sorry.
01:21:43I'm sorry.
01:21:45I'm sorry.
01:21:47I'm sorry.
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