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00:02She wants to improve her real estate sitch, and she told Rosie,
00:06Welcome to Rhode Island, bitch.
00:08It's Watch What Happens Live with Angela Oakley and Alicia Carmody, now.
00:22Hey everybody, welcome to Watch What Happens Live.
00:24I'm your host, Andy Cohen, and the Bravo Clubhouse on a spring Sunday night.
00:28Is there anything better? And you know what?
00:30Tonight we have two housewives for the price of one.
00:33I'm so into both of you.
00:35Please welcome Angela Oakley from The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, Alicia Carmody.
00:42Hey, Alicia.
00:46Alicia, if all you eat is crackers, how do you keep that figure?
00:49Oh, I do. I love figs, too, and nuts.
00:51Right, figs and nuts and crackers.
00:54Angela, are you watching Rhode Island?
00:56I love Rhode Island. I love Alicia.
00:58I love your fiancé.
01:00I love your family.
01:01I love that they're in your business.
01:02I just relate so much.
01:03Oh, I love it.
01:04And by the way, speaking of family, I want to welcome Angela's daughter.
01:08Amari is here.
01:11Great to see you.
01:13Even more beautiful in person.
01:15Absolutely.
01:15Wow.
01:16Let's get into both of your shows.
01:19I want to start with Rhode Island since we just left the state of Rhode Island.
01:24Alicia, so you heard Brian met Rula when he was married to the Spanish teacher from your high school?
01:32I mean, it could be a rumor, but I loved my Spanish teacher.
01:34She was very nice.
01:35And so she was married to Brian?
01:38Yeah.
01:38Wow.
01:39Small world.
01:40Small world.
01:40Yeah.
01:41And then did he meet Rula while he was married to...
01:45That's the rumor.
01:46That's the rumor.
01:46That's like 90% true.
01:4890%?
01:49Okay.
01:49Well, you know, one way to find out is, like, if you were ever to ask Rula or Brian.
01:56Have you ever asked them?
01:57I mean, I was like, were you married to my Spanish teacher?
01:59He's like, yes.
02:00I said, she was great.
02:02You know, but I never, like, got into that.
02:03Got it.
02:04Now, in terms of you running the woman over...
02:07Yes.
02:08What happened there?
02:09She dove in front of my car.
02:11Like, literally.
02:12My best...
02:13I mean, literally, my best friend that's with me was there at the scene.
02:16Like, she dove.
02:17And I just was driving.
02:18So, what was I going to do?
02:19I wasn't driving, and I hit her.
02:21Oh, okay.
02:22And then I actually had to chase her, by the way.
02:24You chased her?
02:24Because she came away from the hospital.
02:25It was a whole situation.
02:26She was fine.
02:26Okay.
02:27Oh, she's fine.
02:28It was Mission Impossible a little bit.
02:29She did go through the windshield just a little bit.
02:31She went through the windshield?
02:32She cracked it.
02:33She was fine.
02:34She cracked it.
02:35She cracked it.
02:36She cracked it like a cracker.
02:37Like a cracker.
02:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:38Like a cracker.
02:39Wow.
02:40Okay.
02:41Well, this story becomes more convoluted the more I hear.
02:45It was tragic for me.
02:47Yeah, for you.
02:47Yeah.
02:48Yeah.
02:48Not for her.
02:49I wanted to leave.
02:50I was like, you can't.
02:51You could have a brain injury.
02:53Yeah, right.
02:54Okay.
02:54But again, it turned out not tragic for her.
02:56Not at all.
02:57She's fine.
02:57Okay, she's fine.
02:59Now, even if Rosie hadn't spilled the beans, would you have told Liz to her face how you
03:04feel about her anger ever, do you think?
03:06I, I, of course I do.
03:08I love Liz.
03:08But I also, a lot of things were cut out.
03:10I was talking, like, nicely about Liz.
03:12Yeah.
03:13And then, um, Rosie didn't say the nice thing.
03:15So, that's why I was like, you're a snake.
03:17Right.
03:17I love my Rosie to death, but I felt like you threw me under the bus.
03:20I had your back this entire season.
03:22Okay.
03:22Like, you know, you kind of threw me at the second you could.
03:25Okay.
03:26Um, okay.
03:27But let's move on to Atlanta now, Angela.
03:29First of all, Charles, by now he's seen this episode.
03:32I guess he knows about the house.
03:33Yeah, he knows about the house.
03:35And what was his reaction?
03:36Oh, he, he's just, you know, he believes in me, Andy.
03:39Look, I'm not going to say what Charles really feels like.
03:41Right.
03:42Oh, okay.
03:42Yeah.
03:42You're clearly not saying how he feels.
03:44Like, of course, Charles thinks I lost my mind.
03:46But yeah.
03:46Oh, okay.
03:47Yeah.
03:48What did you make of Portia's miscarriage comment towards Kay?
03:53You know, I think it was in bad taste.
03:55Timing was off.
03:56And, you know, Kay had a right to be upset.
03:59Considering you had just made up with Phaedra, what was your reaction to hearing Kay ask Cynthia
04:04tonight if all she does is giggle?
04:08You know, I think that's a valid question.
04:10Okay.
04:11Phaedra giggles.
04:12Okay.
04:14By the way, now that you've met Portia's girlfriend, Sway, what's your impression of her?
04:19I love Sway.
04:20I was always asking about Sway.
04:22I'm like, where's Sway?
04:22Okay.
04:23Okay.
04:23We're done with the guy.
04:25Where's Sway?
04:25Okay.
04:26You know, Portia just has a newfound energy with Sway.
04:29Okay.
04:30That's great.
04:31Wow.
04:31I love it.
04:33How is life as a real housewife?
04:34I haven't seen you since the show premiered and now you're a superstar in Rhode Island.
04:39And beyond.
04:39When people come back to me, I'm like, are you sure?
04:41Like, they're like, oh my God, I love you.
04:42I'm like, are you sure?
04:43Like, you got the wrong girl, you know?
04:45I love it.
04:46It makes me happy.
04:47I like to hear people's stories when they write to me that they ran over a woman and this
04:50happened.
04:51I like, I, and I love, I have so many stories.
04:53You're hearing from other people who've run over people.
04:56Yes.
04:57I had cameos being like, can you talk about the woman you ran over?
04:59I'm like, oh, you want, you want to pay so I can tell you the story?
05:02Like, so.
05:02Right.
05:02Oh, okay.
05:03Okay.
05:04Oh, well, I love that.
05:04Well, Alicia may dread being on the highway, but over at the bar, we have someone who helps
05:08New Yorkers find love on the streets.
05:10Give it up for those of Street Arts with Tiff on TikTok and Instagram.
05:14Tiff Barra, great to see you.
05:16So happy to see you too, Andy.
05:19Well, any potential buyers of Angela's new investment property should be warned that the
05:24home is already inhabited by a loving family of spiders.
05:28And unfortunately for us, those itsy bitsy spiders climbed up to New York City for attack
05:32of the shady spiders.
05:33These creepy crawlies have infested the clubhouse to suck Angela into their shady webs.
05:38Pick a spider who will egg you with a venomous question.
05:43Okay, pick a number.
05:44Number seven.
05:45Number seven.
05:47Pinky, on a scale from one to ten, how shocked were you by her declaring bankruptcy?
05:51You know, Pinky told me she was going to declare bankruptcy, so I wasn't really shocked at all.
05:55Okay, pick another spider.
05:57Five.
05:58Number five.
05:59Portia, what do you think it'll take for Portia and Shamia to be friends again?
06:03An active guy.
06:05Okay.
06:06Okay.
06:07Well, I'm going to do my best.
06:10What's your, pick another spider.
06:12One.
06:13Number one.
06:14Kay Michelle.
06:15Who's a better singer between Kay Michelle and your pal Drew?
06:18You know what?
06:19I like both of their music, so I'm going to have to say it's a tie.
06:23Okay, give me another spider.
06:25Number two.
06:26Number two.
06:27Phaedra, have you confronted Phaedra after she revealed on the show she doesn't actually
06:31have that security footage?
06:33Aw, let there's a lie in peace.
06:36Let there's a lie!
06:39The shade.
06:40All right, thank you very much, Angela.
06:45Ashley wasn't thrilled that Alicia's pizza chips didn't come with any cheese, but I know
06:51this Pizza Mama's takes on her relationship will have plenty of sauce on it.
06:55It's time to need Angela for info.
06:59I'm sorry, it's time to need Alicia for info.
07:02Sorry, Alicia.
07:04Okay, here we go.
07:06As of this moment in your time, is your name currently on the house you live in with Billy?
07:12No, it's not.
07:13It is not.
07:14Do you have to ask Billy every time you need money, or is there a certain allowance you're
07:17always given?
07:18So I, he gives me credit cards.
07:20I just like cash in the house.
07:21I'm old school.
07:22Okay, you like the cash in the house.
07:23I like a lot of cash, and I hate that I have to ask him.
07:25I feel like every Friday you stock that cash.
07:28Okay, you want cash every Friday.
07:30I want it in the house, in a drawer.
07:32In a drawer.
07:33Old school, like I don't know.
07:34Okay, how do you pay for your crackers?
07:36With a card?
07:37A card.
07:37Okay.
07:38A card.
07:38You said on the show that you were dragging your feet to get married because you want
07:42a bigger commitment from Billy.
07:44What exactly do you need from him?
07:46You know, it was like so long ago, I kind of felt like after, like, you know, not getting
07:52my name on the house, I was like, kind of like vindictive.
07:54Like, okay, so you can't have me, but I'm not leaving.
07:57He's the best guy.
07:58Where am I going?
07:59Ten years ago.
08:00Since your mom and aunts had trouble in their marriages, what do they make of the situation
08:04between you and Billy?
08:06They love him so much because he's like, takes care of me so great.
08:09He really does take care of me.
08:11But they're like, you know, you got to take care of yourself.
08:12But he's a guy.
08:13He takes care of my entire family.
08:15All right.
08:15By the way, how's business at Pizza Mama since the show aired?
08:19Hey, forget it.
08:20It's so small.
08:20But look, we can't keep up.
08:21And I'm like, I'm so blessed.
08:23Right.
08:23You know, I'm thankful.
08:25Okay.
08:25All right.
08:26Thank you very much, Alicia.
08:29Alicia has introduced us to her iconic mom and six aunts.
08:33I want you to bring the aunts next time you're here and the mom.
08:35Okay.
08:36Okay?
08:36They're a lot of work.
08:37Okay.
08:38Well, Angela has close ties to the godfather of Atlanta.
08:41But since these two are also lifetime members of the Bravo family, we're going to play the Bravo Friends Forever
08:47test.
08:48Ladies, I'm going to ask bold questions that only a Bravo-lebrity would understand.
08:52I will then count down from three.
08:55When I'm done counting, yell out your answers at the same time.
08:58Okay?
08:59We're going to see how many you match.
09:01Okay.
09:01If someone surprises you by talking crap about you during their confessional, do you text them immediately or save it
09:08for the reunion?
09:09Three, two, one.
09:10Save it for the reunion.
09:12Okay.
09:13When it comes to glam, I firmly believe I need a full team at all times or I can look
09:18fab on my own.
09:19Three, two, one.
09:21Oh, that's a tricky one.
09:22I don't need a full team.
09:24Oh, neither of you need a full team.
09:25I mean, I like it.
09:26Yeah, I like a full team.
09:27If I could, I would.
09:28I would totally do it.
09:29Yeah.
09:30Okay.
09:30When a real housewife OG gives me advice, I take it or ignore it.
09:34Three, two, one.
09:35I take it.
09:36Okay.
09:36When the husbands get involved in the group drama, it's chivalrous or stay out of it?
09:41Three, two, one.
09:42Stay out of it.
09:43Okay.
09:43How would you feel if another housewife wore a dress on the show after seeing you in it?
09:48Flattered or annoyed?
09:50Three, two, one.
09:51Flattered for me.
09:52Flattered.
09:52Okay.
09:53Are any of the ladies in your group guilty of buying expensive outfits for the show and
09:58returning them after?
09:59Absolutely or not to my knowledge?
10:01Three, two, one.
10:02Absolutely.
10:03Okay.
10:04When it comes to social media, I will troll my haters or never read the comments?
10:10Three, two, one.
10:11Troll my haters.
10:12Really?
10:13I'm getting in the comments.
10:14Sometimes.
10:14Yeah, never read the comments.
10:16Okay.
10:16Good work, Alicia.
10:17Good for you.
10:18The Real Housewife, who serves as my fashion inspiration, is three, two, one.
10:26Is this former housewife?
10:27Anyone.
10:28I would say Marlo Hampton.
10:29Marlo.
10:30Oh, Dorit.
10:31Dorit.
10:32Okay.
10:33Okay.
10:34Bringing props to a reunion is hilarious or overdone?
10:38Three, two, one.
10:39Overdone?
10:40Overdone.
10:41I'm never bringing a prop.
10:42Okay.
10:43I mean, well, you brought a fan last year.
10:45I brought, remember I had receipts for Phaedrus.
10:48That didn't.
10:48Oh, right.
10:49It didn't land.
10:49It didn't land.
10:50She learned her lesson the hard way.
10:52I learned my lesson.
10:52Okay.
10:53The friendliest housewife I've encountered from another franchise is three, two, one.
10:59My girl, Stacey Rush.
11:01All right.
11:02Thank you very much.
11:04Coming up, we have more with Angela and Alicia.
11:07Here's who's stopping by later this week.
11:09Don't go anywhere.
11:23Andy, you're so shady.
11:26Andy, you're so shady.
11:28Welcome back to What's What I'm Inside.
11:30I'm Andy Cohen in the Bravo Clubhouse with Real Outside of Atlanta.
11:33Angela Oakley and Alicia Carnaby from the Real Outside of Rhode Island.
11:38And over at the bar, it's Tiff Barra catching up on TikTok and Instagram.
11:46Drinking game reminder, if you are 21 or over, anytime you hear this word, in honor of the
11:50ocean state, drink until you live in a slow motion state.
11:54Let's take questions for our fans.
11:56In studio, it's Kian from Seattle.
11:59What's your question for Angela?
12:00Hi, Angela.
12:02Hi, Alicia.
12:03Looking fabulous, ladies.
12:04You too, daddy.
12:05My question is for Angela.
12:08I wanted to know, were you trying to be a good friend to Portia when you told her what
12:12Kelly had said, or were you just being messy?
12:15I was being a good friend to Portia.
12:18Keep in mind, if Portia would have come to the event, Kelly would have told her.
12:22Kelly told the group.
12:23Right.
12:23So, you know, Kelly would have spread her own tea, like Portia said.
12:28Why y'all want to blame me for everything?
12:30Okay.
12:31He's just asking you a question.
12:33I'm just letting you know.
12:33He's just asking you a question.
12:36Okay, here's Shannon and Lucas from New Jersey with a virtual question for Alicia.
12:42Right here, Alicia.
12:43Hi, Andy.
12:43Hi, Alicia.
12:44Hi, Angela.
12:46Hi.
12:46Do you feel like there is any part of Rula that's forcing herself to stay in her marriage
12:52to Brian?
12:52Or do you think she feels it's worth working out?
12:55I think Rula really loves her family, and I think that she chose her family, and that's
13:01what she did for her vows.
13:02So she's taking that seriously, and she'll fight.
13:04You know, she's fighting for the people that she loves, and hopefully, you know, they win.
13:09All right.
13:10Alicia Bazan Evie on Twitter wants to know, how many dolls do you have, and can you name
13:15them all?
13:16I have over 100.
13:18Wow.
13:18And I can't name them all.
13:20No.
13:20You can't.
13:20They're my daughters, but I just am OCD with them.
13:23Okay.
13:23They're your daughters?
13:24But they're my vibes.
13:26Yeah.
13:26Do you have a favorite?
13:28Yes.
13:28Who's your favorite?
13:29Bella Parker.
13:30There's also Paris Hilton doll, too.
13:32Oh, really?
13:32Yes.
13:33Gorgeous.
13:35Angela, Karine W. wants to know, why was Phaedra saying Pinky eats meat, and do you believe
13:42that rumor?
13:43You know, I don't believe the rumor.
13:45Phaedra is adamant about not eating meat, but, you know, watch the show.
13:50I have some conclusions of my own.
13:52Erin K. wants to know your reaction to Pinky, saying Phaedra eats the bodies from the morgue.
13:58I was mortified.
14:00Yeah.
14:00Phaedra doesn't eat dead people.
14:02Phaedra just lies.
14:03She doesn't eat dead people.
14:04Phaedra does not eat dead people.
14:06No.
14:07Phaedra does not eat dead people.
14:09No.
14:10Okay, good.
14:11Okay, good.
14:11Okay, good.
14:12That would obviously be problematic, right, Alicia?
14:15I would be like, is there something I don't know?
14:16Like, is it a nude serum or something?
14:18Yes.
14:18That keeps you young forever?
14:19I don't know.
14:20She has amazing skin, but it's not from eating dead people.
14:22Yeah.
14:23Right.
14:23Okay, check it.
14:24I mean, we know a lot about Phaedra.
14:27We know she's not a cannibal.
14:28No.
14:29Yes.
14:29Okay.
14:31Alicia Davis H. wants to know if you had any idea the way Kelsey felt about her past situation
14:37with Dino.
14:38No, not at all.
14:39Shocked.
14:40She was really shaken up.
14:42I was completely shocked.
14:44Yeah.
14:45Angela Johnny B. said he loved watching Charles and K. Michelle Kiki at Portia's dinner party.
14:50What was his first impression of her?
14:52He loved her.
14:53Yeah.
14:53It was just like two assholes uniting.
14:56Kind of asshole celebration.
14:58It was a happy time for them both.
15:01Right.
15:02Right.
15:03It's K. Michelle's a good addition to the show, right?
15:06I love her.
15:07Yes.
15:08She should have been there.
15:09K is amazing.
15:10She's such a good time.
15:11We love K.
15:12But she's an asshole?
15:13She is.
15:14Oh, okay.
15:14Yeah, the assholes united.
15:16Okay.
15:16It's not always a bad thing being an asshole.
15:18You can be an asshole.
15:19Yeah, I get it.
15:20It's a good thing.
15:21Yeah, okay.
15:21It's a good thing.
15:22Well, Alicia hates driving almost as much as the woman she ran over hates the idea of
15:27Alicia driving.
15:28So we had to conjure up a game that's a bit, shall we say, pedestrian.
15:33So run for your lives, everybody.
15:35We're going to play Who's Causing a Big Deal that Alicia's Behind the Wheel.
15:41Okay, Alicia, grab this blindfold.
15:44Here you go.
15:46Okay.
15:46And this steering wheel.
15:47Okay.
15:48And head on over to the green screen.
15:49I'm really blind.
15:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:51Head on over to the green screen.
15:53Okay.
15:53And now as Alicia careens down the highway, she is going to encounter various worried-looking,
15:59familiar faces.
16:00Sit on the stool behind you.
16:02Oh, sit.
16:02There's a chair.
16:02Yeah, yeah.
16:03Okay.
16:04Yeah, yeah.
16:04I knew that.
16:05Okay.
16:05She, uh, Angela's going to give clues about each person.
16:08If Alicia can guess seven in 60 seconds, you both know.
16:11Come on, Alicia.
16:12Okay.
16:12Here we go.
16:13And go.
16:14Okay.
16:16Oops.
16:17Beautiful black hair.
16:19She's a singer.
16:20She's older.
16:21Hey, Michelle.
16:23Sunny and...
16:24Sunny and...
16:25Sunny...
16:25Cheer.
16:30Beautiful black hair.
16:32I thought it was only housewives.
16:34Okay.
16:35Uh, the queen of New Jersey.
16:37Sorry.
16:38Teresa.
16:38Okay.
16:42Smoke, sweet.
16:43Cool.
16:44What we doing?
16:44Snoop Dogg.
16:46I'm winning!
16:49She had exercise videos.
16:52James Fondale.
16:53Yes.
16:57She's on the cast of Atlanta.
16:58She's with the lady now.
17:00She's swimming in the lake.
17:01Portia.
17:01Yes.
17:02Very good.
17:05She's on the OC.
17:06The OG of the OC.
17:08Vicky.
17:08Very good.
17:09One more.
17:11The queen of daytime talk.
17:15Oprah.
17:16Yeah.
17:16Oprah.
17:17Did I do a good job?
17:18Yes.
17:18You won.
17:19Very good.
17:21Stop it.
17:21I don't like that.
17:22Good job.
17:22You won.
17:23I do it.
17:24Yes.
17:24Yes.
17:28All right.
17:28After the break,
17:29we have more with these two
17:30and Watch What Happens 5.
17:32We are going to be right back.
17:34I mean, no yelling.
17:50I'm Andy here with Angela,
17:51Alicia, and Tiff at the bar.
17:58Angela Cranky Barakua on Twitter wants to know if it frustrates you when Charles makes jokes
18:04at your expense.
18:06No.
18:07Okay.
18:08Alicia Quentin S. emailed,
18:09how do you think Ashley did at your house without Rosie and with all your family around?
18:13Were you surprised to hear she was nervous?
18:16I felt like she needed this.
18:17I think Ashley needed that.
18:19What did she need?
18:20I think she needed, like, to see, like, how we are in Rhode Island and how we're, like,
18:24tight-knit and we're very open.
18:26And we love to give advice because we love each other.
18:29It's all out of love.
18:30It's just advice, you know?
18:31And she needed to understand how we roll in Rhode Island.
18:34I love your family making such a big deal out of that 15-minute drive.
18:38Oh, that's true.
18:40That's true.
18:40I went to therapy with Billy when we first met because he moved me to Providence.
18:43I was so happy.
18:44And how far is Providence?
18:4515 minutes.
18:46But we went to therapy.
18:47I swear to God, on my daughter, I dropped dead.
18:49How did the therapy go?
18:50She thought, she agreed with me.
18:52My whole family.
18:53Oh, your therapist agreed with you.
18:55She likes me.
18:56Obviously.
18:57Yeah, your therapist loves you.
18:58She loves me again.
18:59Yeah.
19:00So, wow, that's some drive.
19:02And are you still staying off the highways?
19:04I do go on highways that I know, but highways that I don't know, I can't do it now.
19:07Okay.
19:08All right.
19:09It is time for Watch What Happens 5.
19:12Tonight, Cynthia received an education on the human body when she learned what a hot pocket was.
19:17So I thought we could brush up on a few more terms.
19:20They don't teach in medical school.
19:22As we count down the top five anatomy nicknames on Bravo.
19:27Now, before Dorinda came for Sonia's Holland Tunnel, the Roni women took the tunnel to Atlantic City,
19:34where Luann came up with the turn that snatched everyone's wig.
19:38Here's number five.
19:40How did I get the job as a snatch guard?
19:43If I knew she was going to flash your snatch, I would have switched out the vodka for the club
19:47soda.
19:48Okay.
19:48In our number four, Erica turned her appreciation of the male anatomy into a fine art.
19:54Well, this was recent.
19:55Oh, look at David.
19:57Here's the thing.
19:58Notice the cum gutters.
20:00I'm sorry.
20:00What did you say?
20:01Cum gutters?
20:02Oh, these muscles right here, baby.
20:05Okay.
20:06It might be weird that Joe Gorgon named his penis after a Disney character, but I'm just glad he didn't
20:10name it Minnie.
20:12Here's number three.
20:14Oh, my God.
20:15Oh, my God.
20:16I'm having a moment.
20:18Tarzan, stop.
20:19Oh, God.
20:21In our number two, a candle maven lit up her friend and basically accused her of having a flammable crotch.
20:28Here's Karen and Giselle.
20:30You want to talk about your fiery boxes on fire and that's why you can't keep a man?
20:34Fiery box.
20:35Fiery box.
20:35You talking about her coochie on fire?
20:37I don't know yet.
20:40I thank God every day for our number one anatomical nickname, which was a gift from heaven.
20:47Take it away, Tamara.
20:49Are you kidding me?
20:50You are psychotic, Jesus Juggs.
20:53You're psychotic.
20:54Jesus Juggs?
20:55She's epic.
20:57Alicia, that's when I had black hair.
20:59You had black hair?
21:00You look good.
21:02You did.
21:02I love it.
21:03I like your hair now better, though, be honest.
21:06Praise be.
21:07I want to thank Angela, Alicia, and Tiff for being here.
21:09The one of the night was poor.
21:10She was set a ten times.
21:11We're going to break the game.
21:13No driving.
21:13See you tomorrow night, everybody.
21:16BJ Novak and Jim Parsons will be here after Below Deck down under.
21:20Great job, ladies.
21:22That was it.
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