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00:00:01Bolt, this experiment needs to be perfect.
00:00:05What you should be worried about, Denise, is who's taking you to prom.
00:00:09That's tomorrow night, just in case you forgot.
00:00:10Let me use this amulet to manifest the perfect man.
00:00:16Those crystals are ridiculous.
00:00:31They work!
00:00:33Well, well, if it isn't dorky, Denise, and her little science projects.
00:00:38Oh, make yourself useful, hold this.
00:00:42Ha, nope. No, that wasn't it.
00:00:45All right, here.
00:00:50Ah, got him again.
00:00:52It's too easy.
00:00:53Look, the pool's closed today, okay, so we gotta use the gym for some dry land drills.
00:00:56Tomorrow is swim team captain trials, and I gotta be in tip-top shape.
00:01:00So?
00:01:01Can't get any of your nerd on me, you know what I mean?
00:01:03So? You two should make like a tree and get out of here.
00:01:06All muscle, no brains.
00:01:08What'd you say, tulip?
00:01:09Look, Billy, the science lab's leaking, so we need to be in here.
00:01:13Do I look like a cat?
00:01:14Is that alien vomit?
00:01:16Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't touch that. It's a very delicate compound.
00:01:19Oh, it's so delicate.
00:01:20Here, Kenny, you should hand it over to me, guys.
00:01:22Can we seriously get your beautiful manly hand off of that?
00:01:24Well, now the gym is actually mine, Denise.
00:01:26I know it's my lab.
00:01:27Fine, have it.
00:01:29No!
00:01:34Oh!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:35Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:01:38Oh!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:40Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:01:41Oh!
00:01:42Oh!
00:01:43Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:01:46Oh my god, Denise!
00:01:51Denise! I told you, you can't get any of your nerd on me!
00:01:54Oh, you're so gonna regret this.
00:01:56Hey, relax, guys!
00:01:57Mercury's in retrograde, and it's making us act like a bunch of deranged flamingos.
00:02:01Fine.
00:02:02But I'm gonna remember this.
00:02:04You're such a jerk!
00:02:05Oh, you're such a jerk!
00:02:06Oh!
00:02:07Bye, Denise!
00:02:09The only reason you make so much fun of her is because you were obviously in love with her.
00:02:16Denise!
00:02:17She wishes.
00:02:18Denise, wait!
00:02:21Bro, I got it all on my camera.
00:02:23No, wait, let's see.
00:02:24My lap!
00:02:25Oh!
00:02:26Stop!
00:02:27Oh, my God, Kenny, this is crazy!
00:02:30Oh, my God, this is embarrassing.
00:02:32She's gonna probably be alone her entire life, her and her 950 cats.
00:02:36I was looking for you all day.
00:02:38You okay?
00:02:39I'm effing humiliated.
00:02:41No one likes me.
00:02:42That's not true, Denise.
00:02:44I like you.
00:02:44You don't get it.
00:02:45I mean, look at you.
00:02:47You're handsome.
00:02:48You're cool.
00:02:48You've been at school for like six years.
00:02:50Everyone likes you.
00:02:51It's been seven years, but...
00:02:53I'm cool as shit, but that's...
00:02:55Because I'm gay.
00:02:55That's why.
00:02:56I just wish I was someone else.
00:02:58Oh, Denise!
00:03:01Hey...
00:03:01Peace out, Denise.
00:03:06I can fix this.
00:03:08I can fix this.
00:03:09I can fix this.
00:03:19Fuck.
00:03:21Incoming!
00:03:27Aris, lights out.
00:03:30Denise!
00:03:32I'm about to make all your wishes come true.
00:03:34I wish I wasn't such a nerd.
00:03:36I'm so glad I'm not a nerd.
00:03:40I'm a man!
00:03:42I'm a man!
00:03:42Let's go!
00:03:47Billy!
00:03:58Oh, my God.
00:04:24Oh, my God.
00:04:27I'm a woman.
00:04:33No, no, no.
00:04:35It's what body's mobility.
00:05:07What the hell did you do to me?
00:05:09Me?
00:05:10I didn't do anything.
00:05:11In fact, I think that this is all your fault.
00:05:13You need to change me back right now.
00:05:16I don't think I can live the rest of my life with these things.
00:05:19Okay, what did you...
00:05:21Where did you even dig up those heels?
00:05:23Those are my grandmas.
00:05:24I think they're cute.
00:05:25Cute?
00:05:26They're so tall.
00:05:28I've never worn those a day in my life.
00:05:29If I want to go to the beach naked, it's my life.
00:05:32100%.
00:05:36Why are you dressed like it's Halloween?
00:05:42Maybe a kiss will bring you back to your senses.
00:05:46Um, hold that thought.
00:05:49We need to talk.
00:05:50Like right now.
00:05:57Did my own boyfriend just refuse to kiss me?
00:05:59He's always such a horndog.
00:06:01Maybe he got neutered.
00:06:06You're changing us back right now!
00:06:08Okay, don't panic.
00:06:09It's obviously just an electrical transference of quantum...
00:06:10Not God!
00:06:11Speak English, please!
00:06:12Okay, something obviously happened that slammed us out of our bodies and into each other's.
00:06:16Okay, so we need to slam ourselves back together.
00:06:18Hypothetically speaking, yes.
00:06:19But how?
00:06:20Like this.
00:06:21Oh, God.
00:06:26Oh, no.
00:06:28Oh, fire.
00:06:29Fire.
00:06:30Fire.
00:06:31Fire.
00:06:32Fire.
00:06:33We're going to fire.
00:06:33Go, go, go, go!
00:06:38Ah!
00:06:40Ah!
00:06:40The door's locked!
00:06:42Oh, my God.
00:06:43We're going to die in here.
00:06:44Oh, my God.
00:06:45Stop being such a drama queen.
00:06:46It's literally just the problem.
00:06:47It's not.
00:06:48It's going to burn the whole school down.
00:06:50We're going to die in here.
00:06:51Oh, my God, no.
00:06:58Oh, no.
00:06:59Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:08This is unbelievable.
00:07:10Mr. Miller.
00:07:11Miss Wiener.
00:07:13My office.
00:07:14Now.
00:07:36I've heard about the trouble you two been causing for the last few days.
00:07:39It's his fault.
00:07:40It's her fault.
00:07:40Excuse me?
00:07:42Nothing.
00:07:43Now, since you two single-handedly destroyed the prom, you're going to redecorate it.
00:07:48I hate the prom.
00:07:50And decorating's like girl stuff, which I love to do because I am a girl.
00:07:57If you two don't do as I say and spend all day long fixing the prom, you will be expelled.
00:08:02I can't do that today, okay?
00:08:03I have a science test that's worth half of my grade.
00:08:05And I have swim trials after school to find out who becomes swim team captain.
00:08:08I mean, Denise does.
00:08:11I don't know what's wrong with you two, and I really don't care, but if I see you separated
00:08:15for anything other than class and to fix the prom, you are out of my school.
00:08:20Got it?
00:08:23I asked you two a question.
00:08:26Yes.
00:08:27Yes, Principal Rainmaker.
00:08:29Good.
00:08:30Now shake hands for the start of a beautiful new relationship.
00:08:41Shake hands.
00:08:43Now get out of my office.
00:08:46Now.
00:09:04You did this on purpose.
00:09:05You just know I'm uber popular, and you're so uncool.
00:09:08Oh, well, if I had the power to do that, then I would use it for something better than you.
00:09:12You need to put us back together.
00:09:14Oh, my God, you're right.
00:09:16Okay, we need glue.
00:09:18We need glue!
00:09:23Okay.
00:09:24Um, yeah, no, not that type of glue.
00:09:26I'm talking about a quantum glue, a transference of matter that'll generate a...
00:09:30Stop speaking nerd-on-ees.
00:09:33Um, if we were to hug, then our brains might release oxytocin, which is the bonding chemical,
00:09:38and that could reset our energy fields.
00:09:41You want me to hug you?
00:09:42For scientific purposes only.
00:09:44Don't get too excited.
00:09:45I'm sure you're the excited one.
00:09:46I know you've always had a crush on me.
00:09:48Okay, no, I've actually never had a crush on you.
00:09:50But I totally do have a crush on him.
00:09:52I just can't let him find out.
00:09:58Okay, don't make it weird.
00:09:59Come here, bro.
00:10:01I'm gonna, I'm gonna approach.
00:10:02I'm gonna, I'm gonna go, okay, nice.
00:10:05Okay.
00:10:09Okay.
00:10:23Oh.
00:10:23I still have the wrong reproductive appendage.
00:10:26Well, clearly he's excited and it's called a dick. I'd like to have it back, please.
00:10:30Oh, you think I like being stuck with this thing between my legs? How do you make it go down?
00:10:34Think of dead puppies or miss Chadwick the English teacher naked. Oh, oh, ew.
00:10:42Now, don't you have one of those like science experiments that you can change us back?
00:10:45Swim trials are today and promised tonight and my girlfriend is counting on me to show up as me!
00:10:50Okay, stop yelling at me!
00:10:51Who else am I supposed to yell at any of you?
00:10:52I don't know, not me!
00:10:54Oh!
00:11:06You hit me!
00:11:07I did.
00:11:08And I'm a girl!
00:11:09I'm sorry, can I...
00:11:11You look okay.
00:11:13Now who's the bully?
00:11:15Okay, I'm sorry.
00:11:17Let's just move on from this, okay?
00:11:19We can worry about trying to swap our bodies back after we finish decorating for the prom.
00:11:23Seriously, I cannot be expelled.
00:11:26Fine.
00:11:28Well, just start with the palm trees.
00:11:31Oh.
00:11:39Excuse me.
00:11:42Okay.
00:11:44Palm trees.
00:11:51What are you doing?
00:11:53What are you doing?
00:11:53Why are you painting it before we even cut it out?
00:11:54Because it's a palm tree, so we need to paint it first, then we cut it out.
00:11:57Oh, that wasn't clear.
00:11:58Oh, well, you weren't clear.
00:11:59Why am I getting so much backlash?
00:12:00Why are you offended by everything?
00:12:01I just want clear direction!
00:12:06Is that clear enough for you?
00:12:14Question.
00:12:15Oh!
00:12:20Oh!
00:12:21Oh!
00:12:22Oh!
00:12:23Oh!
00:12:25Oh!
00:12:26Oh!
00:12:29Oh!
00:12:45Oh!
00:12:46It's my favorite jersey.
00:12:47Take it off and see if we can walk in.
00:13:00Enough! Enough! No more games.
00:13:05We gotta...
00:13:06Okay, we gotta finish this up before we get stuck.
00:13:10Be careful, it's a little slip.
00:13:30You know that chemical reaction you said we need to change back?
00:13:35Maybe it had to be something stronger than a hug.
00:13:39What's stronger than a hug?
00:13:41A kiss.
00:13:42You wanna kiss me?
00:13:44If it'll change us back, it's worth a try.
00:13:47Yeah, I guess that theorem checks out.
00:13:51Okay, so we'll kiss.
00:13:54Ready?
00:13:55Ready.
00:13:57Set?
00:13:58Set.
00:14:04And here we go.
00:14:17What?
00:14:23It's not what you think.
00:14:23You're cheating on me with Denise? The human tampon of Hyzer High?
00:14:27You take that back.
00:14:28You're actually defending her?
00:14:31We're done!
00:14:32Find a new problem date.
00:14:37You got me dumped!
00:14:39Okay, I mean, let's just fix it.
00:14:42Ow!
00:14:44Where are you going?
00:14:45To get my life back.
00:14:46Well, if Principal Raymaker finds out that we're not working together, we're gonna be expelled!
00:14:50No!
00:14:57Holy God!
00:14:59Shoot!
00:15:04Honey, wait!
00:15:06Don't touch me, you nerd nightmare.
00:15:08Honey, please, this is a huge mistake!
00:15:10Why do you keep calling me honey?
00:15:11Hey, pause off me and drop it in!
00:15:15Say, I'm a whore for homework!
00:15:18Vixen, please, just hear me out!
00:15:21Vixen!
00:15:23Vixen!
00:15:24Stop!
00:15:25Vixen!
00:15:25Stop!
00:15:29You've done enough damage already.
00:15:32Wow.
00:15:34How does it feel to be the nerd?
00:15:38So, you're not into Denise?
00:15:41Get real, Vixen.
00:15:43Do you really think that I would cheat on you with her?
00:15:46Billy!
00:15:47I knew you used to love me!
00:15:48Oh!
00:15:49I'll still go to film with you!
00:15:50No!
00:15:51No!
00:15:52What?
00:15:52Yeah?
00:15:53Is my makeup smeared?
00:15:54I know you hate it when I'm not perfect.
00:15:57I like...
00:16:01You know what, Billy?
00:16:04You have bossed everyone around for years.
00:16:08Now you get to know what it's like to be on the other side.
00:16:10You can't just leave me here.
00:16:11We were ordered to work together.
00:16:12Yeah, you had no problem leaving me.
00:16:15Yeah.
00:16:17Maybe now you'll appreciate me a little more.
00:16:20Help!
00:16:23Just, just, just, just walk.
00:16:31Hey?
00:16:32Billy, it turns me on when you put other girls in their place.
00:16:35Oh!
00:16:36Wow!
00:16:37That's cool!
00:16:38Um...
00:16:39Hey!
00:16:39Why don't we go to class?
00:16:41Shh!
00:16:43Not until...
00:16:44I think...
00:16:48I really don't think a thank you is necessary, but...
00:16:51Okay!
00:16:51Ah!
00:16:52Here!
00:16:52You're gonna go right there!
00:16:55Um...
00:16:55What's wrong with you, Billy?
00:16:57Don't be scared!
00:16:57I just...
00:16:58Don't feel myself.
00:17:00What's up, brother?
00:17:01Why is it not up?
00:17:07Oh...
00:17:08I, uh...
00:17:09I...
00:17:10What?
00:17:11I...
00:17:11I have to...
00:17:13F...
00:17:14Fly my kite.
00:17:16What?
00:17:17I'm gonna be back.
00:17:18What is wrong with you?!
00:17:23Why is he running like a girl?
00:17:25Move!
00:17:27Move, sir.
00:17:32Oh my...
00:17:32Oh!
00:17:33Oh God!
00:17:34Oh!
00:17:35Excuse me!
00:17:35Sorry!
00:17:36Stupid button!
00:17:37Excuse me!
00:17:38Excuse me!
00:17:38Sorry!
00:17:39Sorry!
00:17:40I need your help!
00:17:41Please!
00:17:42Help with what?
00:17:42Beating up freshmen?
00:17:43Bullying's so pre-pandemic, Billy!
00:17:45No!
00:17:45Billy and I have to decorate for the prom or I'm gonna get expelled!
00:17:47But you are Billy!
00:17:49No!
00:17:50Oh no!
00:17:51No!
00:17:51I'm Denise!
00:17:51I...
00:17:52I'm your best friend!
00:17:53Oh please!
00:17:54I'm serious!
00:17:56Billy!
00:17:56And I...
00:17:57We swapped bodies last night!
00:18:02Billy!
00:18:03I was willing to listen to you, but instead you come to me lying with this ridiculous story!
00:18:14I'm being serious!
00:18:16Okay, Vixen literally just tried to make out with me!
00:18:19I've only been a guy for like two hours and I'm already a complainant!
00:18:22Holy slut!
00:18:22Of course Vixen tried to make out with you!
00:18:24She's your girlfriend!
00:18:26Remember?
00:18:27But you're not listening to me, okay?
00:18:29I still can't believe I woke up with this thing between my legs!
00:18:33Oh, in all seriousness though, like how do you pee without accidentally hosing yourself
00:18:36in the face?
00:18:37Cause I cannot figure it out!
00:18:38It's a little early to be talking about penile control with you, okay?
00:18:41Okay, look, look, look, look, look, look, okay, maybe, maybe, if I just show you it,
00:18:46like you can help me figure this thing out cause I do not know how it works!
00:18:48Oh my God!
00:18:49Oh my God!
00:18:53Don't have any of the pudding, it's bad.
00:18:57So...
00:18:57Are you kidding me?
00:18:59Bull!
00:19:00God!
00:19:01Sorry!
00:19:03Why would you hit me?
00:19:04Nice try, but I'm not falling for the look at your drunk prank you pulled on me in eighth
00:19:09grade.
00:19:10What?
00:19:11I didn't know that Billy bullied you?
00:19:14Stop pretending you're Denise.
00:19:18Actually, he's not pretending.
00:19:22Or, she's not pretending.
00:19:25And, yes, you're right.
00:19:27I did bully you.
00:19:28A lot, actually.
00:19:30And I'm sorry.
00:19:31Wait, wait, what?
00:19:32It's all true.
00:19:33We swapped bodies.
00:19:34And this happened last night.
00:19:36When I woke up, I had these!
00:19:39This is Bishan.
00:19:40I mean, oh my God, like, I knew I had sick powers, but I didn't know I could do something
00:19:43like this.
00:19:43This is so badass.
00:19:44This is...
00:19:45This is epic.
00:19:46This is...
00:19:47Wait, I did...
00:19:48I did what?
00:19:52Whoa!
00:19:53Oh my God, buddy.
00:19:54Easy, buddy.
00:19:54Just breathe.
00:19:55Just breathe.
00:19:56Oh my God.
00:19:57Maybe he has, like, low blood sugar or something.
00:19:59Should we get him a cookie?
00:20:00No, juice is better.
00:20:01Juice is better.
00:20:02Juice is better.
00:20:02Juice.
00:20:03Excuse me.
00:20:04Borrowing that.
00:20:05Oh my God.
00:20:05I got your juice.
00:20:06Here you go.
00:20:07Here you go.
00:20:08Here comes the juice.
00:20:09Open up.
00:20:10Open up.
00:20:11There it is.
00:20:12You guys are cute.
00:20:12I'm not a diabetic.
00:20:13I'm just in shock, you weirdos.
00:20:17Bolt, what did you mean by, oh no, what did I do?
00:20:21I maybe made a little wish upon a star?
00:20:24And, uh, this amulet?
00:20:31What kind of wish?
00:20:35A wish that would help all Denise's wishes come true.
00:20:37If you don't unwish this wish right now, I am going to rearrange your face!
00:20:43We are serious, Bolt.
00:20:45Okay?
00:20:46You're our only hope here.
00:20:48I mean, this is crazy.
00:20:48I'm, like, the real Harry Potter just with abs.
00:20:51Magic isn't real.
00:20:53How dare you?
00:20:53Science was actually mistaken for magic for, like, centuries.
00:20:56So, um, yeah.
00:20:57Actually, it is a possibility.
00:20:58Damn right it is.
00:20:59You know what?
00:21:00I can fix this.
00:21:01I can fix this.
00:21:02We just need ingredients.
00:21:04He's serious, isn't he?
00:21:06You got a better idea?
00:21:09Let's go.
00:21:11I'm gonna need a silver fork for focus.
00:21:13Here's my guess.
00:21:15Hot sauce for passion.
00:21:16Is he a hot dog?
00:21:19Oatmeal for balance.
00:21:22And, uh, pancakes.
00:21:23He needs to help me, pancakes.
00:21:24We need pancakes for protection.
00:21:27Alright, hold on, you two.
00:21:28Cause I'm about to put you back where you truly belong.
00:21:31Hot doggis.
00:21:33Pancakis.
00:21:34Ketchupis.
00:21:35Mustardis.
00:21:35Sugar, we're going down, down, down.
00:21:38By the power of cards and chaos,
00:21:39But turn these souls to their natural vessels.
00:21:43I'm working.
00:21:46I'm the fuck shit I know.
00:21:50It's working.
00:21:51I'm doing magic.
00:21:54It's working.
00:22:06This doesn't look like decorating to me.
00:22:08You have ten seconds to explain yourself, or this will be your last thing at House of High.
00:22:14Principal Rainmaker, it's a total misunderstanding.
00:22:16Boat, I didn't know you'd be here.
00:22:18Well, I am.
00:22:19And I'm a sorcerer.
00:22:20You see all the wind I created?
00:22:22First off, you don't lost your rabid-ass mind.
00:22:24Get off my table!
00:22:25And the ventilation system is being reinstalled.
00:22:28That is the AC.
00:22:28Oh.
00:22:31So I can't do magic?
00:22:33Principal Rainmaker, we actually were decorating for prom.
00:22:38We just expanded our team to include Bolt.
00:22:41For his styling expertise, of course.
00:22:47Delegation.
00:22:48Good.
00:22:49Keep it up.
00:22:52What else?
00:22:57So that spell you did was fake?
00:22:59I swear, I thought it was working.
00:23:01I mean, maybe we shouldn't use culinary products next time.
00:23:04Okay.
00:23:04Both?
00:23:05You have to switch us back.
00:23:09Uh oh.
00:23:11Uh oh, what do you mean uh oh?
00:23:12I feel something weird.
00:23:14Down here.
00:23:15Oh no.
00:23:17Oh no.
00:23:18Billy.
00:23:18I think-
00:23:18Oh no!
00:23:20I think I'm about to have my-
00:23:22I'm about to have your technically mine, but it's in your-
00:23:24I'm about to have-
00:23:25Oh my god.
00:23:26No!
00:23:28Welcome to the wonderful world of being a woman.
00:23:36Okay, relax.
00:23:37Relax.
00:23:38It's not my time of the month, so you probably just have to pee.
00:23:41I haven't done that yet.
00:23:42You haven't peed all day?
00:23:44I wanted to be respectful and not look at you down there.
00:23:47Oh, well that's-
00:23:48That's kinda sweet.
00:23:49Um.
00:23:51Well there's a-
00:23:51There's a bathroom down the hall that you can use if you want to.
00:23:54Um.
00:23:54I would go.
00:23:55And we'll meet up after class.
00:23:56Ugh.
00:23:57All this sitting down.
00:23:59How do you girls do it?
00:24:02I'd be sitting down sometimes.
00:24:05Ooh.
00:24:15Well, wow.
00:24:16Look who it is.
00:24:17A piece of shit coming in to take a shit.
00:24:19Sorry to-
00:24:20To bother you.
00:24:22I just-
00:24:22I just need to use the bathroom.
00:24:26You're not going anywhere.
00:24:29Please let me go.
00:24:30If you need to pee.
00:24:31Pee.
00:24:32Or is it that time of the month?
00:24:34Need a tampon?
00:24:36Uh.
00:24:36Jesus.
00:24:37Maybe you need another one.
00:24:41Hey, girls.
00:24:43Vixen.
00:24:43I know you're nice.
00:24:44I am nice.
00:24:45To people I like.
00:24:48Trying to steal my boyfriend?
00:24:55This will teach you to mess with my man.
00:24:56You're science for a psycho.
00:25:01I think you need a few more.
00:25:03Yes.
00:25:06We gotta get to class.
00:25:08One sec.
00:25:09Well, you're really again.
00:25:11And you won't walk out of here alive.
00:25:27Oh my.
00:25:28Gee.
00:25:29Billy.
00:25:30What are you doing?
00:25:32Oh my god.
00:25:33What the hell happened to me?
00:25:34My girlfriend just beat the crap out of me.
00:25:36Because she thought I was you.
00:25:38Trying to steal you.
00:25:40From me.
00:25:41For.
00:25:41Her.
00:25:42For.
00:25:42You.
00:25:44What?
00:25:45Vixen actually bullied me.
00:25:47Obviously.
00:25:48She always bullies me.
00:25:49I'm sorry she always bullies you.
00:25:50But please help me.
00:25:51I couldn't go to class.
00:25:53You skipped my math class?
00:25:54You expect me to walk into class looking like this.
00:25:56Maybe it's time for you to get a little bit of payback.
00:25:58If you don't help me.
00:25:59And drop this attitude.
00:26:01I'll drop this blouse.
00:26:04What?
00:26:05I'll go streaking across campus.
00:26:07And then we'll see if the stripper of Heiser High gets into college.
00:26:10You wouldn't.
00:26:17One.
00:26:18You're bluffing.
00:26:20Two.
00:26:21Billy.
00:26:22Think about this.
00:26:23You don't actually want to do this.
00:26:24Billy.
00:26:24Three.
00:26:24You don't.
00:26:25Stop.
00:26:25No.
00:26:27Stop.
00:26:28Stop.
00:26:29Okay.
00:26:29You win.
00:26:30Okay.
00:26:31I will help you.
00:26:31Let's just.
00:26:32Let's get you away from everybody.
00:26:35And be back up.
00:26:36Thank you so much.
00:26:39Out of your mind Billy.
00:26:41Look.
00:26:42I didn't know how many of my friends could be until I was on the other side of it.
00:26:48I'm sorry.
00:26:50Whatever.
00:26:51Let's just maybe go decorate for the prom, I guess.
00:26:54Come on in condition.
00:26:55Come back.
00:26:57Stop acting like grades are all you got, man.
00:26:59Grades are all that I've got.
00:27:01You could be anything you want to be.
00:27:03Prom queen, student council, literally anything.
00:27:07Yeah, sure. Maybe in an alternate dimension.
00:27:10We are in an alternate dimension.
00:27:12Look, you got brains and beauty.
00:27:13Something Vixen and all the other girls are so jealous of.
00:27:17Yeah, they're actually jealous of me.
00:27:19Yes!
00:27:20I mean, why have you been hiding this body?
00:27:23God.
00:27:24Okay, well, it's not like I'm hiding something.
00:27:27See this?
00:27:29Yes, you have.
00:27:31No.
00:27:32Come on, feel it.
00:27:33What? Oh my God, no.
00:27:34That kind of touching is totally inappropriate.
00:27:36Bro, it's literally your body I'm trying to get you to appreciate.
00:27:44Okay, I just, I guess I've never, like, saw myself as...
00:27:49Sexy?
00:27:51It's just not respectable to be valued only for your looks.
00:27:53Okay, real beauty, it's on the inside.
00:27:57Stop being such a prude and go with it.
00:28:03Okay.
00:28:03Yep.
00:28:09Okay, I guess I am kind of fat.
00:28:11You're gorgeous.
00:28:13Looking this good isn't vanity, it's power.
00:28:18Maybe I could show you how to use it.
00:28:31Excuse me!
00:28:33What in the 50 shades of grey is going on here?
00:28:36We're just doing an anatomy lesson.
00:28:39Yeah, I was wondering where my kidneys were.
00:28:41I think they're in here, right?
00:28:42Yep, right there.
00:28:43Perfect, thanks for the lesson.
00:28:44My spell really did work.
00:28:46You two really are falling in love.
00:28:48No, we're not.
00:28:49No, we're not.
00:28:51Sure.
00:28:52Then why are you playing doctor on the football field?
00:28:55And why is Denise so...
00:28:58Busted?
00:28:59My girlfriend just beat the shit out of me.
00:29:02Please tell me you have better clothes for me to change into.
00:29:05Did you check the lost and found?
00:29:06There's some pretty good shit in there.
00:29:09I can glam you two up later.
00:29:11Thanks, Paul.
00:29:12Oh, and one small detail to add some more pressure to your day.
00:29:15We have our driving test after school.
00:29:18In the back parking lot, during a study break.
00:29:21Oh, good luck.
00:29:23Driving test?
00:29:25I can't drive!
00:29:31What?
00:29:36Welcome back, welcome back.
00:29:38My hip is rubber sad.
00:29:40I don't need a match.
00:29:41I don't need a lighter, but we don't fire.
00:29:43That's a bad.
00:29:44What?
00:29:44No!
00:29:45No!
00:29:52Ha!
00:29:53That lost and found box really saved the day, huh?
00:29:55Ow!
00:29:57I look amazing, don't I?
00:29:59Yeah, the category's called Brittany Bitch.
00:30:12This is a bad idea.
00:30:14People drive cars every day.
00:30:16Get in.
00:30:17It's not that difficult.
00:30:19Bull, get in.
00:30:21No, no, no, no.
00:30:21I'm not dying today.
00:30:22Bull, come on.
00:30:23I need you just in case he kills us?
00:30:25Yeah, I took driver's ed with Billy before.
00:30:27And the, uh, instructor?
00:30:29He's still in therapy.
00:30:30Get your pretty boy butt in the car and strap yourself in.
00:30:47I can't take this.
00:30:49Billy!
00:30:49Billy!
00:30:50Billy!
00:30:50Get back here.
00:30:54Both right, I suck.
00:30:56If you're seriously sorry about all of the bullying you've done over these years, then you will do this for
00:31:00me.
00:31:00I cannot drive to school in my mom's station wagon for another year.
00:31:03Everyone already thinks I'm a big enough nerd as it is.
00:31:05God, you're not a nerd.
00:31:07You're actually kind of cool.
00:31:10I am.
00:31:11I'll take your cream pies.
00:31:12Put the car and drive before I throw up.
00:31:20I am.
00:31:20So this is how I died today.
00:31:21And my dad's convertible was shit upholstery.
00:31:23Shut up!
00:31:24Not used to this car yet.
00:31:43I'm sorry.
00:31:44Let's get to the car.
00:31:44Yeah, we're clear.
00:31:45It's all clear.
00:31:46Okay?
00:31:48Move out.
00:31:48Gently.
00:31:51Okay.
00:32:02My grandma drives faster than this, and she's dead.
00:32:14Why did we stop?
00:32:15The car was parking.
00:32:16Because we're in a parking lot!
00:32:18Okay, do you see that?
00:32:19That right there?
00:32:20That spot.
00:32:21Yeah?
00:32:22Go parking.
00:32:24Parallel parking?
00:32:25Fuck no.
00:32:26That's my weak spot, man.
00:32:28Listen to him.
00:32:32You've got this.
00:32:34My faith in you.
00:32:44Oh my god!
00:32:45Stop!
00:32:45Oh my god!
00:32:46Billy, stop!
00:32:47Stop!
00:32:51Okay.
00:32:54I think that's enough driving lessons for today.
00:32:56Dear diary, today I almost died from vehicular manslaughter.
00:33:00You tried your best, Billy.
00:33:03That's all that matters.
00:33:04You're not disappointed in me?
00:33:07No.
00:33:09No.
00:33:10No.
00:33:10You're okay at my book.
00:33:11I'll repay you for this.
00:33:17No one's ever gonna bully you again.
00:33:22I'm gonna run for prom queen.
00:33:25Oh, and you're gonna win.
00:33:28What?
00:33:29No!
00:33:30Billy!
00:33:30No!
00:33:31No!
00:33:32Billy!
00:33:33You can't do this!
00:33:34Billy!
00:33:36Today's winning for prom queen!
00:33:38Woo!
00:33:39I like that he's pushing you out of your comfort zone.
00:33:41But he's trying to turn me into somebody that I'm not.
00:33:43Someone that's confident, attractive, someone who's actually trying to have fun.
00:33:48Tragic.
00:33:48Are you actually taking Billy's side right now?
00:33:50What's the worst that's gonna happen?
00:33:51I lose.
00:33:52And everybody hates me.
00:33:54Sweetheart.
00:33:55Besides me, everyone already does hate you.
00:33:57Oh, thanks, but...
00:33:58Alright, come on.
00:33:59We gotta get to class.
00:34:00Lucky for you, it's with me.
00:34:02What?
00:34:03What class?
00:34:04Tragic?
00:34:05History.
00:34:05No.
00:34:06It's my favorite one of the day.
00:34:07You ever take a shower with a group of boys?
00:34:12It's fun.
00:34:13You're gonna love it.
00:34:14I'll see you there.
00:34:31Hey, what's up?
00:34:32Kenny!
00:34:34Hey!
00:34:35We should play a game.
00:34:37Called...
00:34:37Find each other's locker.
00:34:39I found yours.
00:34:40Here's mine.
00:34:40We do not have time for this.
00:34:42Twenty-five minutes, come on.
00:34:43Get your act together.
00:34:46Thanks, Kenny.
00:34:47Nailed it.
00:34:48I'm sorry.
00:34:48I can not stop itching.
00:34:50Look at this.
00:34:52Oh!
00:34:53It's plastic!
00:34:54Fungal overgrowth of the...
00:34:56Minguinal region.
00:34:58Um...
00:34:59Tenia Curris.
00:35:01Tenia who?
00:35:02A jock itch.
00:35:03Okay?
00:35:04You need anti-fungal cream.
00:35:07Everywhere.
00:35:08Like...
00:35:09Now.
00:35:10Okay?
00:35:11When did you get so smart?
00:35:13It's almost like you got another brain.
00:35:15I know!
00:35:18You're welcome, Kenny.
00:35:19Thanks, man.
00:35:23Ladies!
00:35:24This is P.E.
00:35:25Not home ec.
00:35:26I want those clothes off, those speedos on, and your grizzly butts in that pool in a...
00:35:31One minute.
00:35:33Ha ha ha ha.
00:35:34Miller!
00:35:35Swim trials are the day.
00:35:37I want you to be the new team captain.
00:35:41Yeah, Miller!
00:35:42Yeah!
00:35:43Yeah!
00:35:44Go Miller!
00:35:45Go Miller!
00:35:46You got it, coach.
00:35:48Woo!
00:35:49Alright, guys, coming in bananas on, uh, three, yeah?
00:35:51Alright.
00:35:52One, two, three.
00:35:54Bananas!
00:35:55Goal!
00:35:55Goal!
00:35:56Yes!
00:35:57Here we go, here we go.
00:35:58Here we go.
00:36:03Goal!
00:36:04Oh!
00:36:04Here we go, here we go.
00:36:05I got 500.
00:36:06I got 500.
00:36:06I heard this.
00:36:07You can wait to get it.
00:36:09Here on my PR.
00:36:18Okay, my little mermaids.
00:36:20Let's see if you're as bad as you look.
00:36:23Time to get in the pool.
00:36:24On your mark!
00:36:29Get set.
00:36:36Denise, Denise, Denise.
00:36:39If you don't practice now, you're gonna drown at the trials.
00:36:42Okay.
00:36:43Well, please don't make me do this.
00:36:44I-I-I can't-I can't swim.
00:36:46We can think of something else.
00:36:47Really?
00:36:48Nope.
00:36:58You're the worst!
00:37:00I hate you!
00:37:00Listen, I'm gonna hypnotize you, okay?
00:37:02Billy's body is gonna be used to the water on two.
00:37:04On two.
00:37:06Into.
00:37:07What?
00:37:07Out two.
00:37:08Into.
00:37:09Out two.
00:37:10Out two.
00:37:11There you go.
00:37:12Into.
00:37:13Alright, now you're gonna swing me up.
00:37:15There you go.
00:37:17I'm good.
00:37:18I'm good.
00:37:18Now, we're gonna get to the end of the pool.
00:37:20It's gonna be stroke, glide, and breathe.
00:37:23Down there?
00:37:24Yes.
00:37:25Okay.
00:37:26You got it?
00:37:26You're gonna stroke, glide, and breathe.
00:37:29Okay.
00:37:30Glide, kick.
00:37:31Alright, give it a run.
00:37:34Stroke, glide, and breathe.
00:37:36I'm good.
00:37:37Kick.
00:37:39Boombayaba, two.
00:37:41Come on.
00:37:42I'm swimming!
00:37:43Let's go Billy!
00:37:44I'm swimming!
00:37:45I'm swimming!
00:37:46You got it?
00:37:47Keep it up!
00:37:48Into.
00:37:50Out two.
00:37:51There you go.
00:37:52Good job!
00:37:54Ha ha!
00:38:00Oh my god, I'm swimming.
00:38:02It broke so fast.
00:38:08I'm swimming!
00:38:08I love you!
00:38:11Hey, hazer.
00:38:12Hi Bananas!
00:38:14Denise for prom queen.
00:38:17Denise for prom, and-
00:38:18It's-
00:38:19It's-
00:38:20It's the time I wanted, so...
00:38:22D-
00:38:22It's the time I wanted, so...
00:38:22I'm happy about it.
00:38:23Thanks for having me, Green.
00:38:24You did.
00:38:24Denise for prom queen.
00:38:26I wanna take that.
00:38:29I
00:38:30Would never vote for you. Oh, you will unless you want everyone to find out about your little date with
00:38:37the vacuum cleaner
00:38:42Welcome weasel got stuck in it. How do you know about that?
00:38:47Oh, vote for me
00:38:49No one else will
00:38:55And that goes for the rest of you like Paul and his stepmom picks
00:39:00RJ and his little make-out set with the mascot
00:39:20Oh
00:39:23Billy Johnny
00:39:25Billy Johnny somebody grab a lifesaver. I got a coach
00:39:38Really strong
00:39:47Billy Johnny
00:40:11Oh, God
00:40:17Oh my God
00:40:18You okay? You took a lot in
00:40:24Are you shaving?
00:40:26Of course
00:40:27I'm not letting either of us drown
00:40:30Hey!
00:40:33When the tarnation is going on over here
00:40:34Get up! You want an invitation?
00:40:37Get up!
00:40:40I wanna know
00:40:41Why is Miller not swimming like Miller
00:40:43And this little girl got in that pool
00:40:45With no swimsuit and no training
00:40:48Answer me
00:40:49I can explain
00:40:50Mercury's in retrograde so
00:40:52But I do not have time for astrological bullshit right now
00:40:55But it's true the gravitational pull is just distorting perception so it made it look like Denise is actually better
00:41:00than Billy
00:41:01I saw these two
00:41:02I saw these two with my own eyes
00:41:03But your chart says that you're ruled by Neptune
00:41:07Which is the planet of confusion
00:41:09You see?
00:41:12You also got a lot of love and desires coming your way Coach Finland
00:41:17Love?
00:41:18Yeah?
00:41:19For me?
00:41:21Aquarius like rain like a ray maker
00:41:24Oh yes!
00:41:25Me? And her?
00:41:27That big man?
00:41:28That's really straight of you
00:41:29Yeah
00:41:31Alright you two meet me in the gym
00:41:32I love that
00:41:34Now?
00:41:40Hey
00:41:41Hey
00:41:41Um
00:41:42Your clothes should be pretty dry
00:41:44Now
00:41:45Sorry that you got all wet
00:41:46Sorry I got you in it this mess
00:41:48It's
00:41:49It's all good
00:41:50I mean I really should learn how to swim
00:41:51So
00:41:52Thank you again for saving me
00:41:54Alright
00:41:54You two we got a prom to decorate
00:41:56I don't want you all to get expelled now
00:41:58I like you too much
00:42:02You alright
00:42:05He's right
00:42:07You're actually a lot cooler than I thought you were
00:42:10Thanks
00:42:10I think
00:42:13You're not too bad yourself
00:42:14You know
00:42:15You're actually pretty funny
00:42:16And you're like way smarter than I thought you were
00:42:18And you're really cute
00:42:21And like a socially acceptable
00:42:23Like in a subjective sort of way
00:42:26Nevermind
00:42:27No I feel the same way
00:42:33You do
00:42:35Yeah
00:42:36I do
00:42:40Cool
00:42:45Um
00:42:48Prom
00:42:48Yeah
00:42:50Prom
00:42:54Who are you even going with anyway
00:42:56I'm
00:42:57I'm not
00:42:58Going
00:42:58Actually
00:42:58Why not?
00:43:01Do you want to?
00:43:02Honestly not really
00:43:03I think I'd rather just stay at home
00:43:05And like watch football
00:43:06Or something
00:43:07No
00:43:08I'm not
00:43:09I'm not
00:43:09Like do you
00:43:10Want to go to prom
00:43:12With me?
00:43:15Denise
00:43:16Denise
00:43:16You know I have a girlfriend
00:43:18Yeah
00:43:19Yes
00:43:20Yes
00:43:20Yes I do
00:43:21Vixen
00:43:22Yeah
00:43:23Um
00:43:24And she's great
00:43:26By the way
00:43:27I'm
00:43:28Gonna
00:43:28I'm just
00:43:29Gonna meet up with you
00:43:31And I'm gonna see you soon
00:43:32Okay we're just gonna full step
00:43:34Okay
00:43:36Was she serious about asking me to prom?
00:43:39Lucky boy
00:43:40She's never asked a guy to pass assault
00:43:42Other than prom
00:43:44Yeah
00:43:44She was serious
00:43:47Let's go Slyther
00:44:12Vixen what are you doing?
00:44:13Shhh
00:44:13Okay
00:44:14Um
00:44:16Vixen
00:44:16I have
00:44:17I have class
00:44:17A pop quiz
00:44:19The only thing popping out is you
00:44:21What?
00:44:22Convict Billy
00:44:23Come out to play
00:44:25Oh
00:44:26No
00:44:26No
00:44:27Here
00:44:29You're so strong
00:44:30Why are you acting like someone completely different?
00:44:33Uh
00:44:36Denise?
00:44:41You know
00:44:41What makes you think I'm Denise?
00:44:44I'm a god mental
00:44:44Of course you're not Denise
00:44:45But she's turned you into this honorable zombie
00:44:48Okay I'm just
00:44:49Trying to be a little bit more responsible
00:44:51I don't know what's
00:44:52Oh my
00:44:52So strange about that
00:44:53This flashcard freak
00:44:54Is running for prom queen
00:44:56Yeah
00:44:57I know she is
00:44:58I think she has a pretty good shot at winning it too
00:45:00Okay I hope she does
00:45:01Then I can just pour some more slime on her
00:45:03Just like you did yesterday
00:45:04You wouldn't dare
00:45:05You bet your biceps I would
00:45:06Oh
00:45:07Billy you make me want to be really bad
00:45:08Oh
00:45:09Okay
00:45:09Oh no
00:45:10No no no no
00:45:11That's okay
00:45:12No Vixen I don't want to kiss you
00:45:14No
00:45:19Oh
00:45:19Oh my god you're in love with that nerd aren't you
00:45:23What nerd
00:45:24Where did you go
00:45:26The human calculator with the bad haircut
00:45:27What bad haircut
00:45:29Hi
00:45:29Oh god
00:45:32I hate you Billy
00:45:34He is making me love you
00:45:43This isn't over
00:45:44This isn't over by a long shot
00:45:50What the hell just happened
00:45:52Girlfriend just broke up with you
00:45:53Again?
00:45:54The second time today
00:45:56So do you
00:45:57Okay
00:45:58Well Billy you're better off without her
00:45:59All she does is just make fun of me
00:46:00Everyone makes fun of you
00:46:02And that's not my fault is it?
00:46:03Well maybe you shouldn't play the victim card all the time
00:46:05And people would actually respect you
00:46:07Fuck you Billy
00:46:09Fuck me?
00:46:09Yeah fuck you
00:46:10Oh fuck me
00:46:12Highs are high
00:46:12Look who just grew a pair of balls
00:46:15My balls
00:46:16You know what?
00:46:17After we swap bodies
00:46:19I never want to see you again
00:46:22Fine
00:46:22Fine
00:46:23Fine
00:46:24Fine
00:46:25Fine
00:46:26Fine
00:46:29Well except for in a few hours
00:46:31When we have to study
00:46:32Right?
00:46:37Fine
00:46:44Okay
00:46:45Yeah this is
00:46:45This is sure to be on the exam
00:46:48Explain electrophilic aromatic
00:46:49Oh hey
00:46:50Man
00:46:52Billy I need you to focus
00:46:53Okay you have to pass my exam today
00:46:55Why would I help you when you just torched my love life?
00:46:59It was an accident okay
00:47:00I didn't mean to break up with your stupid girlfriend
00:47:03Then unbreak up with her
00:47:04Get Vixen back
00:47:05Or I'm done studying
00:47:06What are you doing?
00:47:09Mature
00:47:09Honestly I think that you're better off without Vixen
00:47:11She's literally
00:47:12She's literally just this like crazed
00:47:13A little over sex cheerleader
00:47:15Who just wants to have premarital intercourse all of the time
00:47:17Exactly!
00:47:18That's why I'm dating her
00:47:19Okay
00:47:20Well the longer that I've gotten to know you
00:47:22I just I feel like maybe you deserve a little bit better
00:47:26Oh really?
00:47:27Yeah
00:47:27And who would that be?
00:47:29You?
00:47:33Um
00:47:33Um
00:47:34Okay
00:47:36Let me just go over all the condensation again
00:47:38Please
00:47:38No
00:47:39Get my Vixen back
00:47:40Or I'll fail your little test on this
00:47:43Oh
00:47:44Oh blackmail
00:47:44Oh is that what we're doing?
00:47:46We're doing blackmail now?
00:47:47That's what we're doing
00:47:47Okay fine
00:47:49Excuse me
00:47:50What are you doing?
00:47:52Denise
00:47:53Oh
00:47:54Wait
00:47:55What did I just find?
00:47:57Is this a piece of cheesecake?
00:47:58You love cheesecake don't you?
00:47:59So yum
00:48:00You don't
00:48:01Good luck fitting into your speedo with a gut full of cheesecake
00:48:03No!
00:48:06I love cheesecake
00:48:07Cheesecake's my favorite
00:48:08Okay
00:48:09I eat cheesecake all day Billy
00:48:11You're so funny Denise
00:48:13You're so funny
00:48:15Uh uh
00:48:16What's this?
00:48:16No
00:48:17Don't you dare
00:48:18Don't you dare
00:48:19No
00:48:20Blue scones kills your short term memory
00:48:21You will literally send my brain into a coma
00:48:23You know what?
00:48:24You know what?
00:48:24Oh
00:48:26Okay
00:48:26It is on
00:48:29Oh
00:48:33Oh
00:48:34Oh
00:48:37They're fine
00:49:08You know
00:49:09You know
00:49:09When you're not such a know-it-all all the time
00:49:12You're actually kind of fun
00:49:15You're actually kind of fun
00:49:15You almost sounded like a compliment
00:49:21We got an emergency
00:49:24Vixen's going psycho on the quad
00:49:26What?
00:49:29What is she doing?
00:49:31Vixen's saying even things that make me blush
00:49:33She's saying you smell like gym socks
00:49:34You stuffed your bra
00:49:35And you got pool lice
00:49:37She's trying to ruin your rep so you can't run for prom queen
00:49:40Yeah
00:49:40Well, when are you gonna get it, Billy?
00:49:42Okay
00:49:43You say that you're so in love with this woman and she's an absolute-
00:49:45A total bitch!
00:49:47And I'm done letting her treat you like shit
00:49:49X
00:49:49The skank
00:49:50Human tampons
00:49:51Yes, yes
00:49:51You've seen her around
00:49:52You've seen her around
00:49:53Give me an X
00:49:54Human tampons
00:49:54You've seen her around
00:49:55The skank of the school
00:49:56Give me an X
00:49:57Give me socks
00:49:59Do you have something you want to say to me?
00:50:00Say it to my face
00:50:01My face?
00:50:02She'd come with a warning label
00:50:03May cause diarrhea and suicidal thoughts
00:50:08Your face is proof that evolution has a sense of humor
00:50:11At least I don't smell like Bath and Body Works and desperation
00:50:16At least I don't smell like my boyfriend's best friend's dick
00:50:19It was only one time on the bus ride back from the Kansas game
00:50:23Oh my god
00:50:24You actually cheated?
00:50:28Penny!
00:50:29Promise not to tell anyone
00:50:30I was bluffing about you and Billy's best friend
00:50:33I didn't know it was actually true
00:50:34I can't help it if everybody wants me
00:50:36Unlike you who nobody wants
00:50:38You'll never be me
00:50:40You're just a nerd with bad hair and no life
00:50:43You're right
00:50:44I'll never be you
00:50:46I'm not an insecure psycho who fantasizes about her
00:50:49Your own brother
00:50:50I don't fantasize about my brother
00:50:51I don't fantasize about my brother
00:50:52Really really
00:50:52Then why do you moan his name every time you and Billy make out?
00:50:59How do you know that?
00:51:00I will get you for this you bitch!
00:51:03Fight!
00:51:04Fight!
00:51:05Fight!
00:51:06Fight!
00:51:10Fight!
00:51:10Fight!
00:51:10Fight!
00:51:13Everyone's first!
00:51:15Fuck!
00:51:16Fuck!
00:51:16Fuck!
00:51:19Luanne!
00:51:19I said I'll get you those damn vileas!
00:51:22Billy this is a total misunderstanding
00:51:23I'm sorry why are you even talking to me?
00:51:25You dumped me, remember?
00:51:26Only so you'd beg me to take you back
00:51:28Yeah well I'm not a dog
00:51:30And I don't beg
00:51:32Especially for bitches like you
00:51:34Let's go
00:51:50This is pretty amazing
00:51:54Yeah, no this is pretty good
00:51:58What's really amazing is you
00:52:00I mean what you did with Vixen
00:52:02Nobody has ever stood up for me like that before
00:52:04That's because the person who should be standing up for you
00:52:07Is you
00:52:09Sorry, sorry
00:52:11Watch them learn
00:52:12Good news guys
00:52:13I think I found a way to switch your bodies back
00:52:16For Billy's swim meet and Denise's big test
00:52:18Hold that thought
00:52:19I gotta go past Denise's driving test
00:52:21But you're scared to death of cars
00:52:23After telling off my bitch of an ex-girlfriend
00:52:26I'm scared of nothing
00:52:29I think someone's got a crush on the boy who stole her body
00:52:32I do not have a crush on the boy who stole my body
00:52:36What?
00:52:39Okay yeah, maybe like a little one
00:52:42Little things have a habit of becoming big things
00:52:44Just ask the boys on the swim team
00:52:50Where are you going?
00:52:51The driving test
00:52:51I love a good car crash
00:52:53Woo! Let's go!
00:52:56Winner!
00:52:57You messed up
00:52:57You won't be driving anything
00:52:58Anytime
00:52:59Anywhere
00:53:00That means no car
00:53:01No scooter
00:53:01Not even a shopping cart
00:53:02You got it?
00:53:09I bet you five bucks
00:53:10She hits three cones before the first turn
00:53:15You got this
00:53:16Okay?
00:53:17Just
00:53:18A couple of turns
00:53:19It's easy peasy
00:53:20Until...
00:53:22Saddle up!
00:53:24Saddle up!
00:53:56Thanks.
00:54:03Girlie, are you okay?
00:54:05Yeah, yeah. Great.
00:54:07Goldilocks, it appears to me that you are about three bears short of a bullet forage today, so why don't
00:54:10we just do this another time?
00:54:12But...
00:54:12Uh-uh. No. You fake.
00:54:16Please, coach, just give me another chance. I know I have it in me.
00:54:21One more try.
00:54:24Turn it in!
00:54:50Final test.
00:54:52Parallel park it. You ace this, you win. Otherwise, I'm in parallel park with you.
00:54:57I'm in parallel park with you.
00:55:03You have it.
00:55:24I'm in parallel park with you.
00:55:27Oh, my God!
00:55:42Yes!
00:55:43You did it!
00:55:43I did it!
00:55:44You did it!
00:55:45You did it!
00:55:46I did it!
00:55:47Yes!
00:55:48It works!
00:55:53Good job.
00:55:57What are you doing?
00:55:59What are you doing?
00:56:05Something stinks.
00:56:06I had fish sticks for lunch.
00:56:08No, it's that Denise.
00:56:10She's done something to Billy to change him.
00:56:12I mean, Denise is kinda cute ever since she started wearing eyeliner.
00:56:16Rhonda!
00:56:16But you hate her, so I hate her.
00:56:21I still can't believe she's running for prom queen.
00:56:24I can, and we're both voting for her.
00:56:26We are?
00:56:28I mean, we are.
00:56:30Yeah.
00:56:31But why?
00:56:33I like to smell her.
00:56:34Oh, but we couldn't.
00:56:36Oh, but we could.
00:56:37We just have to get our hands on that slime.
00:56:39Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
00:56:45ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:57:01What?
00:57:06Welcome.
00:57:07No!
00:57:08Shh!
00:57:09Billy, it's just us!
00:57:12You're trying to get us.
00:57:13You're trying to give me a heart attack.
00:57:13No, I'm trying to get us not caught, okay?
00:57:16We're not supposed to be doing this in here.
00:57:17Alright guys, listen.
00:57:18It's almost 313.
00:57:19If we want this spell to work, we gotta do it right now.
00:57:22So come on, let's go.
00:57:24Let's go.
00:57:27Come on, get comfortable.
00:57:29Come on, sit down.
00:57:31Is this supposed to actually work?
00:57:33Sweetheart, a year ago, I hexed my father in to get me a Mustang and Beyonce tickets.
00:57:38Trust.
00:57:40Okay, bring your hands together.
00:57:42Let's go on.
00:57:43I'm about to take you for a mystical roller coaster ride.
00:57:46Ultimate Switch!
00:57:50Choo-choo!
00:57:51Choo-choo!
00:57:56Choo-choo!
00:57:57Choo-choo!
00:57:58Choo-choo!
00:57:59Choo-choo!
00:58:01Did it work?
00:58:02No, I still have a penis.
00:58:04And I still don't.
00:58:05Shit!
00:58:06The universe is so fucking rude.
00:58:09Okay, well, it's official.
00:58:10We're never switching back, so.
00:58:12Hey, never say never.
00:58:13I'm not giving up on you.
00:58:15All right.
00:58:16Us.
00:58:18We'll make this work.
00:58:20So cute.
00:58:26What in the name of Joe Clark is going on in here?
00:58:32Step away from the witchcraft circle and explain yourselves.
00:58:35Now!
00:58:36First of all, it's not a witchcraft circle.
00:58:39It's an artisanal manifestation zone.
00:58:41I don't care what it is.
00:58:42Your little extracurricular seance is over.
00:58:44Uh, Principal Rainmaker, we were just...
00:58:46We were just...
00:58:47Wasting precious time.
00:58:49Do you know what time it is, Mr. Miller?
00:58:52It's now or another time!
00:58:54You've got twin trials starting in ten minutes.
00:58:56Hey, Miss Weiner, your science exam is about to begin.
00:58:59We need to go right now.
00:59:01Right, but what if we...
00:59:02What? No, what ifs?
00:59:03Look, just do your best, and to me, you've already won.
00:59:09You mean it?
00:59:11No!
00:59:11More Dillia Dallia!
00:59:12Move!
00:59:17You didn't pay me enough for this.
00:59:22Okay.
00:59:24So the rumor is that now it's a full experiment.
00:59:26So just trust your instincts, and periodic table's got you.
00:59:33Racing's like solving an equation.
00:59:34One step at a time, and focus.
00:59:37Okay, focused.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:38One step at a time, just...
00:59:44I'm a bit scared.
00:59:46Me too.
00:59:47But you've got this.
00:59:49You've got this too.
00:59:51Rita!
00:59:52Rita!
00:59:52We love you in your seat-ups!
00:59:54What, Aquaman?
00:59:55Time to make a splash.
00:59:56Yeah.
00:59:58Miss Weiner, your GPA is hanging by a three.
01:00:00And it's spraying fast.
01:00:09Let's swim, boys!
01:00:11Let's go!
01:00:12Let's go!
01:00:21On your mark.
01:00:23And your time begins.
01:00:25Get set.
01:00:26Set.
01:00:27Set.
01:00:27Set.
01:00:50You can forget M.I.T.
01:00:53Try Beauty School.
01:00:58holy smokes all that training down the drain the titanic is better in the water than you
01:01:04are today coach what's my time the fastest wow yeah i can't lose not like this
01:01:21coach coach let me try again one more time focus this wiener one mistake and it's all over with
01:01:33one more that's it one more one one one get up yeah get up get up
01:01:44okay okay on your mark
01:01:54get set
01:02:44nothing but a jerk to me all day
01:02:50miller
01:02:53you are hyzer high's new swim team captain
01:03:21okay how did it go
01:03:22a plus yes and how's your dingle yes from team captain
01:03:27we did it i guess we make a pretty good team maybe we're more than that
01:03:43billy nuts i'm really proud of you
01:03:48vixen you feeling okay denise why keep fighting we can just be friends you
01:03:54want to be friends with me of course why wouldn't i i honestly hope you win prom queen tonight
01:03:59you do it's gonna be a prompt to remember guys okay to get to class
01:04:08why is she being so nice it's like a shark offer and swim lesson people can change i guess
01:04:18i mean billy did
01:04:22so maybe vixen can too
01:04:24oh uh about the question you asked earlier
01:04:32i would love to go to prom with you as if you still want to go to prom with me
01:04:43uh yes yes yes i i it would yes it would be an honor to go to the prom with
01:04:49you thank you for
01:04:51asking me vixen was sure right about one thing it'll be a prom to remember
01:04:59we still have to finish decorating for the prom come on
01:05:03okay i thought it was this no that's this right
01:05:08it's all taken care of guys let the few surprises in there for you to see tonight
01:05:12thanks bold oh my god what am i gonna wear should i borrow my mom's pantyhose oh my god did
01:05:19you
01:05:19really say pantyhose i'll dress both of you tonight what would you do without me
01:05:40why does sabotage weigh so much because revenge is worth its weight in slime
01:05:47are you sure about this before prom's over tenise will be the nerdiest nerd that ever
01:05:51nerded and what about billy help beg me to take him back and i'll be crown queen what do we
01:05:55do if
01:05:55anyone asks us about all this slime we're just helping them decorate for prom
01:06:34i want you um you look great you look pretty handsome thank you
01:06:43i can't can you believe that we made it here um together we look good doing it yeah yeah we
01:06:51do
01:06:57quiet when i say just do it hold the bucket no matter what just do it got it i'll teach
01:07:04that
01:07:05snitch bitch to take my man fix him for the kill
01:07:23as prom chairwoman it's my duty to announce highs or highs prom king and queen are
01:07:31kenny
01:07:40denise wiener and billy miller
01:07:42so
01:07:56so
01:07:57so
01:08:33Before our prom queen queen kiss, I think there's something everybody here needs to see.
01:08:48What is it?
01:08:50What's happening?
01:08:51Oh my god, Kenny, this is crazy!
01:08:57She's gonna probably be alone her entire life, her and her 950 cats.
01:09:02Denise, Denise, what's going on?
01:09:03How could you share this with her people?
01:09:08Denise, I'm so sorry.
01:09:11Hey, hey, hey, you know that's not who I am anymore.
01:09:14You don't like how it is.
01:09:16Okay, and I'm so stupid to think that you would change in a day.
01:09:24Excuse me.
01:09:25Wait, Denise!
01:09:27I guess we're not bulletproof, but we look so good on paper.
01:09:46Actually, I want everyone to listen.
01:09:49Everything I thought I was, it's all a lie.
01:09:59Bullying doesn't make you strong.
01:10:05Just alone.
01:10:15Just alone.
01:10:19I've spent my whole life fitting into other people's expectations for me.
01:10:24I've become a totally new person.
01:10:28Someone totally different from when we first met in third grade.
01:10:33Today, everything changed.
01:10:36And I've become the person that I've always wanted to be.
01:10:40And it's all because I fell in love with you.
01:10:46I need to know.
01:10:50Do you love me too?
01:11:02Please, please, please let this work.
01:11:04This is going to fall in love for real this time.
01:11:06Please!
01:11:11Don't go.
01:11:35AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
01:11:46Wait, Nisa's dressed like a guy and Billy's dressed like a girl?
01:11:50This night sucks.
01:11:53Nothing's going as planned at all.
01:11:55Uh, right bodies.
01:11:57Wrong outfit.
01:11:59I don't know.
01:12:00You look pretty cute in my tux.
01:12:04This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
01:12:09You're really going to throw away your reputation for this ugly nerd?
01:12:12She's nothing.
01:12:13She's pathetic.
01:12:14No, Vixen, you're wrong.
01:12:17Denise is not nothing.
01:12:19She's incredible.
01:12:22Honestly, all of us are the pathetic ones.
01:12:24Because we were too dumb to notice it.
01:12:26And me.
01:12:28I was too dumb to notice it.
01:12:32But I do now.
01:12:33I see you.
01:12:34You're perfect.
01:12:38And for the record, Vixen, Denise is far prettier than you ever will be.
01:12:44And not just because she has a beautiful face, but because she has a beautiful heart.
01:12:49Can't say the same about you now, can we?
01:12:51No, please, I'm going to vomit.
01:12:52You're just a loser, Billy Miller.
01:12:54And you?
01:12:54I don't even know what you are.
01:12:57Loser.
01:12:57She's a loser.
01:12:58You already lost, Vixen.
01:13:01School's almost over.
01:13:03There's a new queen in town.
01:13:05And she has her king.
01:13:12Stop!
01:13:12You can't do this to me!
01:13:14Stop!
01:13:14Why are you cheering for her?
01:13:15Stop!
01:13:16Stop cheering for her!
01:13:17You can't be doing this to me!
01:13:19Stop it!
01:13:20You can't do it!
01:13:22You can't do it!
01:13:23Just do it.
01:13:24Those are the magic leaves.
01:13:38No!
01:13:38No!
01:13:39Not me!
01:13:40Oh, Vixen!
01:13:42You can't laugh at me!
01:13:43I am the most popular girl at Highs or High.
01:13:46Will someone get that tacky, washed up, non-popular girl off the stage, please?
01:13:50She's really icky.
01:13:51Oh, fuck you, Bolt.
01:13:52And fuck you, Millie.
01:13:53And fuck you, Denise.
01:13:55Fuck you, Rhonda, for screwing up my whole plan.
01:13:57And fuck you, Kenny.
01:13:58Get out of my way.
01:13:59Move, now.
01:14:00In fact, all you fuckers at Highs or High can all go fuck yourselves.
01:14:03Seriously, Miss Dior, the only person who's going to fuck herself is you.
01:14:09You're officially suspended.
01:14:11Now get off my stage and get out of my school.
01:14:31And what are y'all clapping about?
01:14:33Get back to dancing.
01:14:48I guess next time she's got a little taste of her own medicine.
01:14:51Yeah, about damn time, too.
01:14:54I literally must have been clinically insane to have ever actually lied to her.
01:15:00And Denise, I'm so sorry about everything that I've done.
01:15:05Genuinely, like, I can't say it enough.
01:15:07I'm so sorry.
01:15:08It's okay.
01:15:11I'm sorry, too.
01:15:12And I forgive you.
01:15:15For everything.
01:15:16And I mean that.
01:15:22Mr. Miller, Miss Wiener, you two both are in big, big trouble.
01:15:29What?
01:15:30Why?
01:15:30What the hell did we do?
01:15:31Did we not decorate the gym for prom like you asked?
01:15:33That's why you went trouble.
01:15:34No one would ever make prom look so beautiful.
01:15:38Oh, my God.
01:15:40Okay, so we're not expelled?
01:15:41Nope.
01:15:42And I'm writing you two letters of recommendation.
01:15:45And Miller, I want to make sure that you get a scholarship.
01:15:49But, uh, maybe lose the dress.
01:15:53Pink ain't really your color, son.
01:15:55Hey, yeah.
01:15:56Yes, coach.
01:15:57Right away.
01:15:57Coach, actually.
01:15:59Good work, you two.
01:16:02So, what college do you want to go to?
01:16:06Um, hopefully whichever one you're at.
01:16:11Hey, can we do that thing again?
01:16:15What, swap bodies?
01:16:16No.
01:16:20Yeah.
01:16:28There are always samples along the way, just let go.
01:16:33Life is no place for you, almost.
01:16:36We belong together.
01:16:39I know.
01:16:41Just like the sword in the stone.
01:16:43Oh.
01:16:44Oh.
01:16:45Oh.
01:16:45Oh.
01:16:45Oh.
01:16:45Oh.
01:16:45Oh.
01:16:45Oh.
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