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00:00:01Bolt, this experiment needs to be perfect.
00:00:05What you should be worried about, Denise, is who's taking you to prom.
00:00:09That's tomorrow night, just in case you forgot.
00:00:10Let me use this amulet to manifest the perfect man.
00:00:16Those crystals are ridiculous.
00:00:31They work!
00:00:33Well, well, if it isn't dorky, Denise, and her little science projects.
00:00:38Oh, make yourself useful, hold this.
00:00:42Ha, nope. No, that wasn't it.
00:00:45All right, here.
00:00:50Ah, got him again.
00:00:52It's too easy.
00:00:53Look, the pool's closed today, okay, so we gotta use the gym for some dry land drills.
00:00:56Tomorrow is swim team captain trials, and I gotta be in tip-top shape.
00:01:00So?
00:01:01Can't get any of your nerd on me, you know what I mean?
00:01:03So? You two should make like a tree and get out of here.
00:01:06All muscle, no brains.
00:01:08What'd you say, tulip?
00:01:09Look, Billy, the science lab's leaking, so we need to be in here.
00:01:13Do I look like a cat?
00:01:14Is that alien vomit?
00:01:16Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't touch that. It's a very delicate compound.
00:01:19Oh, it's so delicate.
00:01:20Here, Kenny, you should hand it over to me, guys.
00:01:22Can we seriously get your beautiful manly hand off of that?
00:01:24Well, now the gym is actually mine, Denise.
00:01:26Now it's my lab!
00:01:27Fine, have you!
00:01:29No!
00:01:34Oh!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:36Oh!
00:01:38Oh...
00:01:49Oh my god, Denise!
00:01:52I told you, you can't get any of your nerd on me.
00:01:55Oh, you're so going to regret this.
00:01:56Hey, relax, guys.
00:01:57Mercury's in retrograde, and it's making us act like a bunch of deranged flamingos.
00:02:01Fine.
00:02:02But I'm going to remember this.
00:02:04You're such a jerk.
00:02:05Oh, you're such a jerk.
00:02:07Bye, Denise.
00:02:09The only reason you make so much fun of her is because you were obviously in love with her.
00:02:16Denise.
00:02:17She wishes.
00:02:18Denise, wait.
00:02:21Bro, I got it all on my camera.
00:02:23No, wait.
00:02:24Let's see it.
00:02:24My lap!
00:02:25Oh, stop!
00:02:27Oh, my God, Kenny, this is crazy.
00:02:30Oh, my God, this is embarrassing.
00:02:31Gotta see, man.
00:02:32She's going to probably be alone her entire life, her and her 950 cats.
00:02:36I was looking for you all day.
00:02:38You okay?
00:02:39I'm effing humiliated.
00:02:41No one likes me.
00:02:43That's not true, Denise.
00:02:43I like you.
00:02:44You don't get it.
00:02:45I mean, look at you.
00:02:47You're handsome.
00:02:48You're cool.
00:02:48You've been at school for like six years.
00:02:50Everyone likes you.
00:02:51It's been seven years, but I'm cool as shit, but that's because I'm gay.
00:02:56That's why.
00:02:56I just wish I was someone else.
00:02:58Oh, Denise.
00:03:01Peace out, Denise.
00:03:06I can fix this.
00:03:08I can fix this.
00:03:19Fuck.
00:03:20I can fix this.
00:03:21Incoming!
00:03:27Paris, lights out.
00:03:30Denise?
00:03:32I'm about to make all your wishes come true.
00:03:34I wish I wasn't such a nerd.
00:03:36I'm so glad I'm not a nerd.
00:03:40I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so
00:03:48glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm
00:03:48so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad
00:03:48I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so
00:03:48glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm
00:03:49so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad
00:03:57I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so
00:04:00glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm
00:04:05so glad I'm so glad I
00:04:24Oh my god, I'm a woman!
00:04:33No, no, no, no.
00:04:35It's a swap body!
00:04:36It's a baby!
00:05:03It doesn't exist.
00:05:05It doesn't exist.
00:05:07what the hell did you do to me me i didn't do anything in fact i think that this is
00:05:13all your
00:05:13fault you need to change me back right now i don't think i can live the rest of my life
00:05:17with these
00:05:18things okay what did you where did you even dig up those heels those are my grandma's i think
00:05:24they're cute cute they're so tall i've never worn those a day in my life if i want to go
00:05:30to the
00:05:30beach naked it's my life hundred percent what are you doing silly hey babe
00:05:39why are you dressed like it's halloween maybe a kiss will bring you back to your senses
00:05:47um hold that thought we need to talk like right now
00:05:57did my own boyfriend just refuse to kiss me he's always such a horndog maybe he got neutered
00:06:05you're changing us back right now okay don't panic it's obviously just an electrical transference of
00:06:10quantum god speak english okay something obviously happened that slammed us out of our bodies and
00:06:15into each other okay so we need to slam ourselves back together hypothetically speaking yes but how
00:06:20like this oh my god oh my god we're gonna die in here oh my god stop being such a
00:06:45drama queen
00:06:46it's literally just a drama it's not it's gonna burn the whole school down we're gonna die in here
00:06:51oh my god no
00:06:58oh no oh no no no no no no no
00:07:08this is unbelievable mr miller miss wiener
00:07:14now
00:07:14now
00:07:36i've heard about the trouble youtube been causing for the last few days it's his fault it's her fault
00:07:40excuse me nothing nothing now since you two single-handedly destroyed the prom
00:07:47you're gonna redecorate it i hate the prom decorating's like girl stuff
00:07:52which i love to do because i am a girl
00:07:57if you two don't do as i say and spend all day long fixing the prom
00:08:00you will be expelled i can't do that today okay i have a science test that's worth half of my
00:08:05grade
00:08:05and i have swim trials after school to find out who becomes swim team captain
00:08:08i mean denise does
00:08:11i don't know what's wrong with you two and i really don't care but if i see you separated for
00:08:15anything other than class and to fix the prom you are out of my school got it
00:08:23i asked you two a question
00:08:26yes yes principal rainmaker
00:08:28good now shake hands for the start of a beautiful new relationship
00:08:41shake hands
00:09:03you did this on purpose you just know i'm uber popular and you're so uncool
00:09:08oh well if i had the power to do that then i would use it for something better than you
00:09:12you need to put us back together
00:09:14oh my god you're right
00:09:16we need glue
00:09:18we need glue
00:09:24okay um yeah no not that type of glue
00:09:26i'm talking about a quantum glue
00:09:28a transference of matter that'll generate
00:09:30stop speaking nerd or knees
00:09:32um if we were to hug
00:09:35then our brains might release oxytocin which is the bonding chemical and that could reset our energy fields
00:09:40you want me to hug you
00:09:42for scientific purposes only don't get too excited
00:09:45i'm sure you're the excited one
00:09:46i know you've always had a crush on me
00:09:48okay no i've actually never had a crush on you
00:09:50but i totally do have a crush on him i just can't let him find out
00:09:58okay don't make it weird
00:09:59come here bro
00:10:00i'm gonna just i'm gonna approach
00:10:02i'm gonna i'm gonna go
00:10:04okay nice
00:10:23nope
00:10:23i still have the wrong reproductive appendage
00:10:26well clearly he's excited
00:10:27and it's called a dick
00:10:28i'd like to have it back please
00:10:30oh you think i like being stuck with this thing between my legs
00:10:33how do you make it go down
00:10:34i think of dead puppies
00:10:36or miss chadwick the english teacher naked
00:10:38oh oh ew
00:10:41see
00:10:42now don't you have one of those like science experiments that you can change us back
00:10:45swim trails are today and promise tonight and my girlfriend is counting on me to show up as me
00:10:49okay stop yelling at me
00:10:50who else are supposed to yell at any
00:10:52i don't know not me
00:10:54oh
00:11:05you hit me i did
00:11:07i'm a girl
00:11:09i'm sorry
00:11:10can i
00:11:11you look okay
00:11:12now who's the bully
00:11:16okay i'm sorry
00:11:17let's just move on from this okay
00:11:19we can worry about trying to swap our bodies back after we finish decorating for the prom
00:11:24seriously i i cannot be expelled
00:11:26fine
00:11:28we'll just start with the palm trees
00:11:32oh
00:11:43okay
00:11:44palm trees
00:11:51hey
00:11:51what are you doing
00:11:52why are you painting it before i've even cut it out
00:11:54because it's a palm tree so we need to paint it first then we cut it out
00:11:57that wasn't clear
00:11:58oh well you weren't clear
00:11:59why am i getting so much backlash
00:12:00why are you offended by everything
00:12:01i just want clear direction
00:12:07that clear enough for you
00:12:14crystal
00:12:15let's go
00:12:15oh
00:12:16oh
00:12:16oh
00:12:16oh
00:12:44Oh no!
00:12:45It's my secret jersey!
00:12:47Take it all so we can walk in!
00:13:00Enough!
00:13:01Enough!
00:13:02No more games.
00:13:04We gotta...
00:13:06Okay, we gotta finish this up before we get stuck.
00:13:10Be careful, it's a little slip!
00:13:29You know that chemical reaction you said we need to change back?
00:13:35Maybe it had to be something stronger than a hug.
00:13:39What's stronger than a hug?
00:13:41A kiss.
00:13:42You wanna kiss me?
00:13:44If it'll change us back, it's worth a try.
00:13:48Yeah, I guess that theorem checks out.
00:13:50Okay, so...
00:13:52We'll kiss.
00:13:54Ready?
00:13:55Ready.
00:13:57Set?
00:13:58Set.
00:14:03And here we go.
00:14:13Ready?
00:14:17Woohoo!
00:14:20Ah!
00:14:22It's not what you think.
00:14:23You're cheating on me with Denise?
00:14:25The human tampon of Hyzer High?
00:14:27Oh, you take that back.
00:14:28You're actually defending her?
00:14:31We're done.
00:14:32Find a new problem date.
00:14:37You got me dumped.
00:14:39Okay, I mean, let's just fix it.
00:14:42Ow.
00:14:44Where are you going?
00:14:45Get my life back.
00:14:46Well, if Principal Raymaker finds out
00:14:47that we're not working together,
00:14:48we're gonna be expelled.
00:14:50Mm!
00:14:57Oh, God.
00:14:59Shoot.
00:15:04Honey, wait!
00:15:06Don't touch me, you nerd nightmare.
00:15:08Honey, please, this is a huge mistake.
00:15:10Why do you keep calling me honey?
00:15:11Hey, Paul, off me and drop it in.
00:15:15Say, I'm a whore for homework.
00:15:18Vixen, please, just hear me out.
00:15:21Vixen!
00:15:23Vixen, stop.
00:15:25Vixen, stop.
00:15:27Stop.
00:15:29You've done enough damage already.
00:15:32Wow.
00:15:34How does it feel to be the nerd?
00:15:38So, you're not into Denise?
00:15:41Get real, Vixen.
00:15:43Do you really think that I would cheat on you with her?
00:15:46Billy!
00:15:47Billy!
00:15:47I knew you used to love me.
00:15:48Oh.
00:15:49I'll still go to film with you.
00:15:50Oh, no.
00:15:52What?
00:15:52Yeah?
00:15:53Is my makeup smeared?
00:15:54I know you hate it when I'm not perfect.
00:15:56I like, um...
00:16:01You know what, Billy?
00:16:04You have bossed everyone around for years.
00:16:08Now you get to know what it's like to be on the other side.
00:16:10You can't just leave me here.
00:16:11We were ordered to work together.
00:16:12Oh, yeah.
00:16:12You had no problem leaving me.
00:16:15Yeah.
00:16:17Maybe now you'll appreciate me a little more.
00:16:20No.
00:16:23Just, just, just walk.
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:32Billy, it turns me on when you put other girls in their place.
00:16:35Oh, wow.
00:16:37That's cool.
00:16:38Um...
00:16:39Hey!
00:16:39Why don't we go to class?
00:16:41Shh.
00:16:43Not until...
00:16:44I think...
00:16:48I really don't think a thank you is necessary, but...
00:16:51Okay.
00:16:51Here.
00:16:52And you're gonna go right there.
00:16:55Um...
00:16:55What's wrong with you, Billy?
00:16:57Don't be scared.
00:16:57I just...
00:16:58Don't feel myself.
00:17:00What's up, brother?
00:17:01Why is it not up?
00:17:08I...
00:17:09I...
00:17:10I...
00:17:10I...
00:17:11I...
00:17:12I have to...
00:17:13Fly my kite.
00:17:16What?
00:17:17I'm gonna do that.
00:17:18What is wrong with you?
00:17:22Why is he running like a girl?
00:17:25Move!
00:17:27Loser.
00:17:31Oh, my bull.
00:17:33Oh, God.
00:17:35Excuse me.
00:17:35Sorry.
00:17:36Stupid button.
00:17:37Excuse me.
00:17:38Excuse me.
00:17:38Sorry.
00:17:39Sorry.
00:17:40I need your help.
00:17:41Please.
00:17:42Help with what?
00:17:42Beating up freshmen?
00:17:43Bullying's so pre-pandemic, Billy.
00:17:45No, Billy and I have to decorate for the prom or I'm gonna get expelled.
00:17:47But you are, Billy.
00:17:49No.
00:17:50Oh, no, no.
00:17:51I'm Denise.
00:17:52I'm your best friend.
00:17:53Oh, please.
00:17:54Are you serious?
00:17:56Billy and I...
00:17:58We swapped bodies last night.
00:18:02Billy.
00:18:03I was willing to listen to you.
00:18:04But instead you come to me lying with this ridiculous story.
00:18:14I'm being serious.
00:18:16Okay, Vixen literally just tried to make out with me.
00:18:19I've only been a guy for like two hours and I'm already a complainant.
00:18:22Holy slut.
00:18:22Of course Vixen tried to make out with you.
00:18:25She's your girlfriend.
00:18:26Remember?
00:18:27But you're not listening to me, okay?
00:18:29I still can't believe I woke up with this thing between my legs.
00:18:33Oh, in all seriousness though, like how do you pee without accidentally hosing yourself in the face?
00:18:37Because I cannot figure it out.
00:18:38It's a little early to be talking about penile control with you, okay?
00:18:41Okay.
00:18:41Look, look, look, look.
00:18:43Okay.
00:18:43Maybe.
00:18:43Maybe.
00:18:44If I just show you it, like you can help me figure this thing out because I do not know
00:18:47how it works.
00:18:48Oh my God!
00:18:49Oh my God!
00:18:52I don't have any of the pudding.
00:18:54It's bad.
00:18:56So.
00:18:57Are you kidding me?
00:18:59Bull!
00:19:00God!
00:19:01Sorry.
00:19:03Why would you hit me?
00:19:04Nice try.
00:19:05But I'm not falling for the look at your drunk prank you pulled on me in eighth grade.
00:19:10What?
00:19:11Didn't you know that Billy bullied you?
00:19:14Stop pretending you're Denise.
00:19:18Actually, he's not pretending.
00:19:20Or, she's not pretending.
00:19:25And, yes, you're right.
00:19:27I did bully you.
00:19:28A lot, actually.
00:19:30And I'm sorry.
00:19:31Wait.
00:19:31Wait.
00:19:31What?
00:19:32It's all true.
00:19:33We swapped bodies.
00:19:34And this happened last night.
00:19:36When I woke up, I had these.
00:19:39This is Bishon.
00:19:40I mean, oh my God, like, I knew I had sick powers, but I didn't know I could do something
00:19:43like this.
00:19:43This is so badass.
00:19:44This is, this is epic.
00:19:46This is, wait, I did, I did what?
00:19:52Oh, my God, buddy.
00:19:54Easy, buddy.
00:19:54Just breathe.
00:19:55Just breathe.
00:19:56Just breathe.
00:19:56Oh, my God.
00:19:57Baby has, like, low blood sugar or something.
00:19:59Should we get him a cookie?
00:20:00No, juice is better.
00:20:01Juice is better.
00:20:02Juice is better.
00:20:02Juice.
00:20:03Excuse me.
00:20:04Borrowing that.
00:20:05Oh, my God.
00:20:05I got your juice.
00:20:06Here you go.
00:20:07Here you go.
00:20:08Here comes the juice.
00:20:09Open up.
00:20:10Open up.
00:20:11There it is.
00:20:11Oh, I think I took you.
00:20:12I'm not a diabetic.
00:20:13I'm just in shock, you weirdos.
00:20:17Bolt, what did you mean by, oh no, what did I do?
00:20:21I maybe made a little wish upon a star and, uh, this amulet.
00:20:31What kind of wish?
00:20:35A wish that would help all Denise's wishes come true.
00:20:37If you don't unwish this wish right now, I am going to rearrange your face.
00:20:43We are serious, Bolt.
00:20:45Okay?
00:20:46You're our only hope here.
00:20:48I mean, this is crazy.
00:20:48I'm like the real Harry Potter just with abs.
00:20:51Magic isn't real.
00:20:52How dare you?
00:20:53Science has actually mistaken for magic for like centuries.
00:20:56So, um, yeah.
00:20:57Actually, it is a possibility.
00:20:58Damn right it is.
00:20:59You know what?
00:21:00I can fix this.
00:21:01I can fix this.
00:21:02We just need ingredients.
00:21:04He's serious, isn't he?
00:21:06You got a better idea?
00:21:09Let's go.
00:21:12I'm gonna need a silver fork for focus.
00:21:15Hot sauce for passion.
00:21:16Is he a hot dog?
00:21:19Oatmeal for balance.
00:21:22And, uh, pancakes.
00:21:23He needs to help me.
00:21:24Pancakes.
00:21:24We need pancakes for protection.
00:21:27Alright, hold on you two.
00:21:29Cause I'm about to put you back where you truly belong.
00:21:31Hot doggis.
00:21:33Pancakis.
00:21:34Ketchupis.
00:21:35Mustardis.
00:21:35Sugar, we're going down, down, down.
00:21:38By the power of cards and chaos, return these souls to their natural vessels.
00:21:42It's working.
00:21:45It's working.
00:21:50I'm doing magic.
00:21:53It's working.
00:22:05I'm doing magic.
00:22:08It's working.
00:22:10Get out of here on yourself or this will be your last thing at Haise Ha.
00:22:14Principal Rainmaker.
00:22:15It's a total misunderstanding.
00:22:16Boat.
00:22:16I didn't know you'd be here.
00:22:18Well, I am.
00:22:19And I'm a sorcerer.
00:22:21You see all the wind I created?
00:22:22First off, you don't lost your rabid-ass mind.
00:22:24Get off my table.
00:22:25And the ventilation system is being reinstalled.
00:22:28That is the A.C.
00:22:28Oh. So, I can't do magic at her?
00:22:33Principal Rainbaker, um, we actually were decorating for prom.
00:22:37We just expanded our team to include Bolt for his, uh, his styling expertise, of course.
00:22:47Delegation. Good. Keep it up.
00:22:51Or else.
00:22:57So that spell you did was fake?
00:22:59I swear, I thought it was working. I mean, maybe we shouldn't use culinary products next time.
00:23:04Okay. Both?
00:23:06You have to switch us back.
00:23:09Uh-oh.
00:23:11Uh-oh, what do you mean, uh-oh?
00:23:12I feel something weird.
00:23:14Down here.
00:23:15Oh, no. Oh, no.
00:23:18Billy.
00:23:18I think, oh, no. I think I'm about to have my...
00:23:22I'm about to have your, technically mine, but it's in your...
00:23:24I'm about to have... Oh, my God. No!
00:23:28Welcome to the wonderful world of being a woman.
00:23:36Okay, relax. Relax.
00:23:38It's not my time of the month, so you probably just have to pee.
00:23:41I haven't done that yet.
00:23:42You haven't peed all day?
00:23:44I wanted to be respectful and not look at you down there.
00:23:47Oh, well, that's kind of sweet.
00:23:49Um, well, there's a bathroom down the hall that you can use if you want to.
00:23:54I would go, and we'll meet up after class.
00:23:57All the sitting down.
00:23:59How do you girls do it?
00:24:03I'd be sitting down sometimes.
00:24:05Ooh.
00:24:15Well, wow.
00:24:16Look who it is.
00:24:17A piece of shit coming in to take a shit.
00:24:19Sorry to bother you.
00:24:22I just need to use the bathroom.
00:24:26You're not going anywhere.
00:24:29Please let me go.
00:24:30If you need to pee, pee.
00:24:32Or is it that time of the month?
00:24:34Need a tampon?
00:24:37Maybe you need another one.
00:24:41Hey, girls.
00:24:43Vixen, I know you're nice.
00:24:44I am nice.
00:24:45To people I like.
00:24:48Trying to steal my boyfriend?
00:24:55This will teach you to mess with my man, you science crap psycho.
00:25:01I think you need a few more.
00:25:03Yes.
00:25:06We got to get to class.
00:25:08One sec.
00:25:09Look.
00:25:10And you won't walk out of here alive.
00:25:27Oh, my.
00:25:28Gee.
00:25:29Billy, what are you doing?
00:25:32Oh, my God.
00:25:33What the hell happened to me?
00:25:34My girlfriend just beat the crap out of me because she thought I was you trying to steal you from
00:25:40me for her for you.
00:25:44What?
00:25:45Vixen actually bullied me.
00:25:47Obviously.
00:25:48She always bullies me.
00:25:49I'm sorry she always bullies you, but please help me.
00:25:51I couldn't go to class.
00:25:53You skipped my math class?
00:25:54You expect me to walk into class looking like this.
00:25:56Maybe it's time for you to get a little bit of payback.
00:25:58If you don't help me and drop this attitude, I'll drop this blouse.
00:26:04What?
00:26:05I'll go streaking across campus, and then we'll see if the stripper of Heiser High gets into college.
00:26:11You wouldn't.
00:26:17One.
00:26:18You're bluffing.
00:26:20Two.
00:26:21Billy, think about this, okay?
00:26:23You don't actually want to do this, Billy.
00:26:24Three.
00:26:24You don't.
00:26:25Oh, my God, no!
00:26:26No, no, no!
00:26:27Stop!
00:26:27Stop!
00:26:28Stop!
00:26:28Stop!
00:26:29Okay?
00:26:29You win.
00:26:30Okay?
00:26:31I will help you.
00:26:31Let's just...
00:26:32Let's get you away from everybody and be back up.
00:26:36Thank you so much.
00:26:39Out of your mind, Billy.
00:26:41Look, I didn't know how many of my friends could be until I was on the other side of it.
00:26:48I'm sorry.
00:26:50Whatever.
00:26:51Let's just maybe go decorate for the prom, I guess.
00:26:54I'm on condition.
00:26:55Come back.
00:26:57Stop acting like grades are all you got, man.
00:26:59Grades are all that I've got.
00:27:01You could be anything you want to be.
00:27:03Prom queen, student council, literally anything.
00:27:07Yeah, sure.
00:27:09Maybe in an alternate dimension.
00:27:10We are in an alternate dimension.
00:27:12Look, you got brains and beauty.
00:27:14Something Vixen and all the other girls are so jealous of.
00:27:17Yeah, they're actually jealous of me.
00:27:19Yes!
00:27:20I mean...
00:27:21Why have you been hiding this body?
00:27:23God.
00:27:24Okay, well, it's not like I'm hiding something.
00:27:27See this?
00:27:29Yes, you have.
00:27:31No.
00:27:32Come on.
00:27:33Feel it.
00:27:33Oh my God, no!
00:27:34That kind of touching is totally inappropriate.
00:27:36Bro, it's literally your body I'm trying to get you to appreciate.
00:27:43Okay, I just, I guess I've never, like, saw myself as...
00:27:49Sexy?
00:27:51It's just not respectable to be valued only for your looks.
00:27:53Okay, real beauty, it's on the inside.
00:27:57Stop being such a prude and go with it.
00:28:03Okay.
00:28:03Yep.
00:28:09Okay, I guess I am kind of fat.
00:28:11You're gorgeous.
00:28:13Looking this good isn't vanity.
00:28:16It's power.
00:28:18Maybe I could show you how to use it.
00:28:31Excuse me!
00:28:33What in the 50 shades of gray is going on here?
00:28:36We're just doing an anatomy lesson.
00:28:39Yeah, I was wondering where my kidneys were.
00:28:41I think they're in here, right?
00:28:42Yep, right there.
00:28:43Perfect, thanks for the lesson.
00:28:44My spell really did work.
00:28:46You two really are falling in love.
00:28:48No, we're not.
00:28:49No, we're not.
00:28:51Sure.
00:28:52Then why are you playing doctor on the football field?
00:28:55And why is Denise so...
00:28:58busting?
00:28:59My girlfriend just beat the shit out of me.
00:29:02Please tell me you have better clothes for me to change into.
00:29:04Did you check the lost and found?
00:29:06There's some pretty good shit in there.
00:29:09I can glam you two up later.
00:29:11Thanks, Cole.
00:29:12Oh, and one small detail to add some more pressure to your day.
00:29:15We have our driving test after school.
00:29:18In the back parking lot, during a study break.
00:29:21Good luck.
00:29:23Driving test?
00:29:25I can't drive!
00:29:31What?
00:29:36Welcome back, welcome back.
00:29:38I don't need a match.
00:29:41I don't need a lighter, but we don't fire.
00:29:43That's fast.
00:29:44What?
00:29:53That lost and found box really saved the day, huh?
00:29:55Ow!
00:29:57I look amazing, don't I?
00:29:59Yeah, the category's called Britney Bitch.
00:30:12This is a bad idea.
00:30:14People drive cars every day.
00:30:16Get in.
00:30:17It's not that difficult.
00:30:19Bull, get in.
00:30:20No, no, no, no, I'm not dying today.
00:30:22Bull, come on.
00:30:23I need you just in case he kills us.
00:30:25Yeah, I took driver's ed with Billy before, and the instructor, he's still in therapy.
00:30:31Get your pretty boy butt in the car and strap yourself in.
00:30:47I can't take this.
00:30:49Billy, Billy, Billy, get back here.
00:30:54Both right, I suck.
00:30:56If you're seriously sorry about all of the bullying you've done over these years, then you will do this for
00:31:00me.
00:31:00I cannot drive to school in my mom's station wagon for another year.
00:31:03Everyone already thinks I'm a big enough nerd as it is.
00:31:05God, you're not a nerd.
00:31:07You're actually kind of cool.
00:31:10I am.
00:31:11I'm doing your cream pies.
00:31:12Put the car and drive before I throw up.
00:31:20So this is how I die today.
00:31:21My dad's convertible was shit upholstery.
00:31:23Shut up!
00:31:24Not used to this car yet.
00:31:43Yeah, we're clear.
00:31:45It's all clear.
00:31:46Okay?
00:31:47Move out.
00:31:48Gently.
00:31:51Okay.
00:32:03My grandma drives faster than this.
00:32:04And she's dead.
00:32:14Why did we stop?
00:32:15The car was parking.
00:32:16Because we're in a parking lot!
00:32:18Okay, do you see that?
00:32:19That right there?
00:32:20That spot.
00:32:21Yeah?
00:32:22Go parking.
00:32:24Parallel parking?
00:32:25What the fuck know?
00:32:26That's my weak spot, man.
00:32:28Listen to him.
00:32:32You've got this.
00:32:34I have faith in you.
00:32:44Oh my God!
00:32:45Stop!
00:32:46Oh my God!
00:32:46Billy, stop!
00:32:47Stop!
00:32:48Stop!
00:32:51I think that's enough driving lessons for today.
00:32:56Dear diary, today I almost died from vehicular manslaughter.
00:33:00Whew.
00:33:00You tried your best, Billy.
00:33:03That's all that matters.
00:33:04You're not disappointed in me?
00:33:07No.
00:33:09No.
00:33:10You're okay at my boat.
00:33:11I'll repay you for this.
00:33:17No one's ever going to bully you again.
00:33:23I'm going to run for prom queen.
00:33:25Oh, and you're going to win.
00:33:28What?
00:33:29No!
00:33:30Billy!
00:33:30No!
00:33:31You're on good, Denise!
00:33:32No!
00:33:32No!
00:33:32Billy, you can't do this!
00:33:34Billy!
00:33:36Denise's winning for prom queen!
00:33:38Woo!
00:33:39I like that he's pushing you out of your comfort zone.
00:33:41But he's trying to turn me into somebody that I'm not.
00:33:43Someone that's confident, attractive, someone who's actually trying to have fun.
00:33:48Tragic.
00:33:48Are you actually taking Billy's side right now?
00:33:50What's the worst that's going to happen?
00:33:51I lose.
00:33:52Everybody hates me.
00:33:54Sweetheart.
00:33:55Besides me, everyone already does hate you.
00:33:57Oh, thanks.
00:33:58Oh.
00:33:58All right, come on.
00:33:59We've got to get to class.
00:34:00Lucky for you, it's with me.
00:34:02What?
00:34:03What class?
00:34:04Drink?
00:34:04History.
00:34:05No.
00:34:06It's my favorite one of the day.
00:34:07Dee.
00:34:09You ever take a shower with a group of boys?
00:34:12It's fun.
00:34:12You're going to love it.
00:34:13I'll see you there.
00:34:31Hey, what's up?
00:34:33Kitty!
00:34:35Hey, we should play a game called Find Each Other's Locker.
00:34:39I found yours.
00:34:40Here's mine.
00:34:40We do not have time for this.
00:34:42Twenty-five minutes.
00:34:43Come on.
00:34:43Get your act together.
00:34:46Thanks.
00:34:46Kenny.
00:34:47Nailed it.
00:34:48I cannot stop itching.
00:34:50Look at this.
00:34:52Oh!
00:34:53It's plastic.
00:34:54Fungal overgrowth.
00:34:55The mouth of the inguinal region.
00:34:59Tanya curts.
00:35:01Tanya who?
00:35:02Jock itch.
00:35:04Okay?
00:35:04You need antifungal cream everywhere.
00:35:08Like, now.
00:35:10Okay?
00:35:11When did you get so smart?
00:35:13It's almost like you got another brain.
00:35:15Dino!
00:35:16Yeah.
00:35:17Yeah.
00:35:18Yeah.
00:35:18You're welcome, Kenny.
00:35:19Thanks, man.
00:35:23Ladies!
00:35:24This is P.E.
00:35:25Not Home Ec.
00:35:26I want those clothes off, those Speedos on, and your grizzly butts in that pool in, uh,
00:35:32one minute.
00:35:33Miller!
00:35:35Swim trials are the day.
00:35:37I want you to be the new team captain.
00:35:41Yeah, Miller!
00:35:42Yeah!
00:35:44Go Miller!
00:35:45Yeah!
00:35:45Go Miller!
00:35:45Go Billy!
00:35:46You got it, coach.
00:35:48Woo!
00:35:49Alright, guys.
00:35:49We're going to bananas on, uh, three, yeah?
00:35:51Alright.
00:35:52One, two, three.
00:35:54Bananas!
00:35:55Go!
00:35:55Go!
00:35:56Yes!
00:35:57Here we go.
00:35:57Here we go.
00:35:58Here we go.
00:36:02Go!
00:36:04Oh!
00:36:04I'm at five inches.
00:36:06I'm tired of this.
00:36:07I can't wait to get it.
00:36:09You're on my PR.
00:36:18Okay, my little mermaids.
00:36:20Let's see if you're as bad as you look.
00:36:23Time to get in the pool.
00:36:24On your mark!
00:36:29Get set.
00:36:36Denise, Denise, Denise.
00:36:39If you don't practice now, you're going to drown at the trials.
00:36:42Okay.
00:36:43Well, please don't make me do this.
00:36:44I-I-I can't-I can't swim.
00:36:46Alright, we can think of something else.
00:36:47Really?
00:36:49Nope.
00:36:58Oh, you're the worst!
00:37:00I hate you!
00:37:00Listen, I'm going to hypnotize you, okay?
00:37:02Billy's body is going to be used to the water.
00:37:04On two.
00:37:05On two.
00:37:06Into.
00:37:07What?
00:37:07Out two.
00:37:08Into.
00:37:09Out two.
00:37:10Out two.
00:37:11There you go.
00:37:12Into.
00:37:13Alright, now you're going to swim in the up.
00:37:16There you go.
00:37:17I'm good.
00:37:18Now, we're going to get to the end of the pool.
00:37:20It's going to be stroke, glide, and breathe.
00:37:23Down there?
00:37:24Yes.
00:37:25Okay.
00:37:26You got it?
00:37:26You're going to stroke, glide, and breathe.
00:37:29Okay, glide, kick.
00:37:31Alright, give it a run.
00:37:34Stroke, glide, and breathe.
00:37:36I'm good.
00:37:37Kick.
00:37:39Kumbayaba, too.
00:37:42I'm swimming!
00:37:43Let's go, Billy!
00:37:45I'm swimming!
00:37:46You got it?
00:37:47Keep it up.
00:37:48Into, out two.
00:37:51There you go.
00:37:52Good job.
00:38:00Oh my god, it's swimming.
00:38:02I grew up so fast.
00:38:11Hey, highs or high, bananas?
00:38:14Denise for prom queen.
00:38:17Denise for prom.
00:38:29I would never vote for you.
00:38:32Oh, you will.
00:38:34Unless you want everyone to find out about your little date with the vacuum cleaner.
00:38:41Welcome, weasel.
00:38:43It was only once.
00:38:44It was only once.
00:38:44It was only once.
00:38:45How do you know about that?
00:38:47Oh, vote for me.
00:38:49And no one else will.
00:38:52I hate your hands.
00:38:53Let me do this.
00:38:56And that goes for the rest of you.
00:38:57Like Paul and his stepmom pics.
00:39:00Or RJ and his little makeout scent with the mascot in it.
00:39:04Really?
00:39:05I'll vote.
00:39:05Yeah?
00:39:06I'll vote.
00:39:07I'll vote.
00:39:07I'll vote.
00:39:10One at a time, guys.
00:39:11Oh, you're all disgusting.
00:39:12I love you.
00:39:13Take one.
00:39:13Take one.
00:39:13Take one.
00:39:15Ah!
00:39:16Ah!
00:39:16Ah!
00:39:18Ah!
00:39:18Ah!
00:39:21Oh, my God.
00:39:24Billy's driving.
00:39:25What?
00:39:25Billy's driving!
00:39:26Somebody grab a lifesaver!
00:39:28I got a coach!
00:39:33Billy!
00:39:38Billy, Billy's driving!
00:39:42Billy!
00:39:43Oh, my God.
00:39:43Oh, my God.
00:39:43He's drowning!
00:39:44Got it!
00:39:46Billy!
00:39:46Billy!
00:39:47Billy, how's it?
00:39:55Oh, my God.
00:39:56Oh, my God.
00:39:58Oh!
00:40:01Oh, my God.
00:40:06Oh, my God.
00:40:13Oh my god.
00:40:16Oh my god.
00:40:19You took a lot in.
00:40:24You saved me?
00:40:26Of course.
00:40:27I'm not letting either of us drown.
00:40:30Hey!
00:40:32When the tarnation is going on over here, get up.
00:40:35You want an invitation?
00:40:37Get up!
00:40:40Now what I know, why is Miller not swimming like Miller?
00:40:43And this little girl got in that pool with no swimsuit and no training.
00:40:48Answer me!
00:40:49I can explain.
00:40:51Mercury's in retrograde, so...
00:40:52But I do not have time for your astrological bullshit right now.
00:40:55But it's true, the gravitational pull is just distorting perception,
00:40:58so it made it look like Denise is actually better than Pilly.
00:41:01I saw these two with my own eyes!
00:41:03But your chart says that you're ruled by Neptune,
00:41:08which is the planet of confusion.
00:41:10You see?
00:41:12You also got a lot of love and desires coming your way, Coach Finlands.
00:41:17Love?
00:41:18Yeah?
00:41:19For me?
00:41:21Aquarius, like Ray, like Raymaker.
00:41:24Oh, yes.
00:41:25Me? And her?
00:41:27That big man?
00:41:28That's really straight of you.
00:41:29Yeah.
00:41:31Alright, you two.
00:41:32Meet me in the gym.
00:41:33Okay.
00:41:35Now?
00:41:40Hey.
00:41:41Um, your clothes should be pretty dry.
00:41:44Now.
00:41:45Sorry that you got all wet.
00:41:47Sorry I got you into this mess.
00:41:49It's...
00:41:49It's all good.
00:41:50I mean, I really should learn how to swim.
00:41:52So...
00:41:52Thank you again for saving me.
00:41:54Alright.
00:41:54You two.
00:41:55We got a prom to decorate.
00:41:56I don't want you all to get expelled now.
00:41:58I like you too much.
00:42:02You're alright.
00:42:05He's right.
00:42:07You're actually a lot cooler than I thought you were.
00:42:10Thanks.
00:42:11I think.
00:42:13You're not too bad yourself.
00:42:14You know?
00:42:15You're actually pretty funny.
00:42:16And you're like way smarter than I thought you were.
00:42:18And you're really cute.
00:42:21And like a socially acceptable.
00:42:23Like in a subjective sort of way.
00:42:27Never mind.
00:42:27No, I feel the same way.
00:42:32You do?
00:42:35Yeah.
00:42:36I do.
00:42:39Cool.
00:42:46Um...
00:42:47Prom?
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:49Prom.
00:42:53Who are you even going with anyway?
00:42:56I'm...
00:42:57I'm not going, actually.
00:42:59Why not?
00:43:01Do you want to?
00:43:02Honestly, not really.
00:43:04I think I'd rather just stay at home and like watch football or something.
00:43:07No.
00:43:08I'm not...
00:43:09Like do you want to go to prom with me?
00:43:15Denise, you know I have a girlfriend.
00:43:18Yeah.
00:43:19Yes.
00:43:20Yes, I do.
00:43:21Vixen.
00:43:22Yeah.
00:43:24Um...
00:43:25And she's great.
00:43:26By the way.
00:43:27I'm...
00:43:28Gonna...
00:43:29I'm just...
00:43:30Gonna meet up with you.
00:43:31And I'm gonna see you soon.
00:43:32Okay, we're just gonna...
00:43:33A little step.
00:43:34Okay.
00:43:36Was she serious about asking me to prom?
00:43:39Lucky boy.
00:43:40She's never asked a guy to pass assault.
00:43:42Other than prom.
00:43:44Yeah, she was serious.
00:43:47Let's go, Slugger.
00:44:12Vixen what are you doing?
00:44:13Okay, um, Vic, Vixen, I have, I have class.
00:44:18A pop quiz.
00:44:19The only one popping out is you.
00:44:21What?
00:44:22Can Vic Billy come out to play?
00:44:25Oh, no, no.
00:44:29You're so strong.
00:44:30Why are you acting like someone completely different?
00:44:36Denise?
00:44:41You know, what makes you think I'm Denise?
00:44:44I've gone mental.
00:44:45Of course you're not Denise, but she's turned you into this honorable zombie.
00:44:49Okay, I'm just trying to be a little bit more responsible.
00:44:51I don't know what's so strange about that.
00:44:53This flashcard freak is running for prom queen.
00:44:56Yeah, I know she is.
00:44:59I think she has a pretty good shot at winning it, too.
00:45:00Okay, I hope she does.
00:45:01Then I can just pour some more slime on her, just like you did yesterday.
00:45:04You wouldn't dare.
00:45:05Do you bet your biceps I would?
00:45:06Billy, you make me want to be really bad.
00:45:08Oh, okay.
00:45:09Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:45:11You can kiss me.
00:45:11That's okay.
00:45:12No, Vixen, I don't want to kiss you.
00:45:14No.
00:45:16Oh, okay.
00:45:19Oh, my God, you're in love with that nerd, aren't you?
00:45:23What nerd?
00:45:24Where are you going?
00:45:26The human calculator with the bad haircut.
00:45:28What bad haircut?
00:45:29Oh, God.
00:45:32I hate you, Billy.
00:45:34He is making me love you.
00:45:43This isn't over.
00:45:45This isn't over by a long shot.
00:45:50What the hell just happened?
00:45:52Ah, your girlfriend just broke up with you.
00:45:53Again?
00:45:54This is the second time today.
00:45:56Due to you.
00:45:57Okay, well, Billy, you're better off without her.
00:45:59All she does is just make fun of me every time.
00:46:01Everyone makes fun of you.
00:46:02And that's not my fault, is it?
00:46:03Well, maybe you shouldn't play the victim card all the time and people would actually respect you.
00:46:07Fuck you, Billy.
00:46:09Fuck me?
00:46:09Yeah, fuck you.
00:46:10Oh, fuck me.
00:46:12Eyes are high.
00:46:13Look who just grew a pair of balls.
00:46:15My balls.
00:46:16You know what?
00:46:17After we swap bodies, I never want to see you again.
00:46:22Fine.
00:46:23Fine.
00:46:23Fine.
00:46:24Fine.
00:46:24Fine.
00:46:26Fine.
00:46:26Fine.
00:46:29Well, except for in a few hours when we have to study, right?
00:46:37Fine!
00:46:44Okay, yeah, this is sure to be on the exam.
00:46:48Explain electrophilic aromati-
00:46:49Oh, hey, man.
00:46:52Billy, I need you to focus.
00:46:54Okay, you have to pass my exam today.
00:46:55Why would I help you when you just torched my love life?
00:46:59It was an accident, okay?
00:47:00I didn't mean to break up with your stupid girlfriend.
00:47:03Then unbreak up with her.
00:47:04Get Vixen back, or I'm done studying.
00:47:07What are you doing?
00:47:07Thanks.
00:47:09Mature.
00:47:09Honestly, I think that you're better off without Vixen.
00:47:11She's literally just this, like, crazed, little over-sex cheerleader
00:47:15who just wants to have premarital intercourse all of the time.
00:47:18Exactly!
00:47:18That's why I'm dating her!
00:47:20Okay, well, the longer that I've gotten to know you,
00:47:22I just, I feel like maybe you deserve a little bit better.
00:47:26Oh, really?
00:47:27Yeah.
00:47:27And who would that be?
00:47:29You?
00:47:33Um, okay.
00:47:36Let me just go over all the condensation again, please?
00:47:39Get my Vixen back, or I'll fail your little test on purpose.
00:47:43Oh.
00:47:44Oh, blackmail.
00:47:45Oh, is that what we're doing?
00:47:46We're doing blackmail now?
00:47:47Okay, fine.
00:47:48Yeah.
00:47:48Wait, where are you going?
00:47:49Excuse me.
00:47:50Where are you going?
00:47:51What are you going to say?
00:47:52Denise?
00:47:54Oh, wait, what did I just find?
00:47:57Is this a piece of cheesecake?
00:47:58You love cheesecake, don't you?
00:47:59You guys have money.
00:47:59It's so yum.
00:48:01You don't.
00:48:01Good luck fitting into your Speedo with a gut full of cheesecake.
00:48:06I love cheesecake.
00:48:08Cheesecake's my favorite.
00:48:09Okay, yeah.
00:48:09I use cheesecake all day, Billy.
00:48:11You're so funny, Denise.
00:48:13You're so funny.
00:48:15Uh-uh.
00:48:16What's this?
00:48:17Don't you dare.
00:48:18Don't you dare.
00:48:19No.
00:48:20Blue ghost kills your short-term memory.
00:48:22You will literally send my brain into a coma.
00:48:26Okay.
00:48:27It is on.
00:48:28Oh.
00:48:28Oh.
00:48:32Oh.
00:48:35Oh.
00:48:37Oh.
00:48:37Oh.
00:48:40Oh.
00:48:40Oh.
00:48:42Oh.
00:48:45Oh.
00:49:08You know, when you're not such a know-it-all all the time, you're actually kind of fun.
00:49:15Careful, that almost sounded like a compliment.
00:49:21We got an emergency!
00:49:24Vixen's going psycho on the quad.
00:49:26What?
00:49:29What is she doing?
00:49:31Vixen's saying even things that make me blush.
00:49:33She's saying you smell like gym socks, you stuffed your bra, and you got pool lice.
00:49:37She's trying to ruin your rep so you can't run for prom queen.
00:49:40Yeah, well, when are you gonna get it, Billy?
00:49:43Okay, you say that you're so in love with this woman and she's an absolute-
00:49:45A total bitch!
00:49:47And I'm done letting her treat you like shit.
00:49:49X!
00:49:50The skank, human tampon.
00:49:51Yes, yes, yes.
00:49:52You've seen her around, you've seen her around.
00:49:53Give me an X!
00:49:54Human tampon, you've seen her around.
00:49:55Give me a U!
00:49:56The skank of the school, Vinnie and X!
00:49:57Vinnie sucks!
00:49:59If you have something you want to say to me, say it to my face.
00:50:02My face?
00:50:02You come with a warning label.
00:50:04May cause diarrhea and suicidal thoughts.
00:50:07Your face is proof that evolution has a sense of humor.
00:50:11At least I don't smell like Bath and Body Works and desperation.
00:50:16At least I don't smell like my boyfriend's best friend's dick.
00:50:20It was only one time on the bus ride back from the Kansas game.
00:50:23Oh my god!
00:50:25You actually cheated?
00:50:28Penny!
00:50:29You promised not to tell anyone!
00:50:30I was bluffing about you and Billy's best friend.
00:50:33I didn't know it was actually true.
00:50:34I can't help it if everybody wants me.
00:50:36Unlike you, who nobody wants.
00:50:39You'll never be me.
00:50:40You're just a nerd with bad hair and no life.
00:50:43You're right.
00:50:44I'll never be you.
00:50:46I'm not an insecure psycho who fantasizes about her own brother.
00:50:50I don't fantasize about my brother!
00:50:51Really, really.
00:50:52Then why do you moan his name every time you and Billy make out?
00:50:59How do you know that?
00:51:00I will get you for this, you bitch!
00:51:13Everyone is first!
00:51:15Come on!
00:51:16Come on!
00:51:19Luanne!
00:51:19I said I'll get you those damn violins!
00:51:22Billy, this is a total misunderstanding.
00:51:24I'm sorry, why are you even talking to me?
00:51:25You dumped me, remember?
00:51:26Only so you'd beg me to take you back.
00:51:28Yeah, well I'm not a dog.
00:51:30And I don't beg.
00:51:32Especially for bitches like you.
00:51:34Let's go.
00:51:50This is pretty amazing.
00:51:54Yeah.
00:51:55No, this is, this is pretty good.
00:51:58What's really amazing is, is you.
00:52:00I mean, what you did with Vixen, nobody has ever stood up for me like that before.
00:52:04That's because the person who should be standing up for you, is you.
00:52:09Sorry.
00:52:09Sorry.
00:52:11Watch the mirror.
00:52:13Good news guys.
00:52:14I think I found a way to switch your bodies back.
00:52:16For Billy's swim meet and Denise's big test.
00:52:18Hold that thought.
00:52:19I gotta go past Denise's driving test.
00:52:22But you're scared to death of cars.
00:52:23After telling off my bitch of an ex-girlfriend, I'm scared of nothing!
00:52:29I think someone's got a crush on the boy who stole her body.
00:52:32I do not have a crush on the boy who stole my body.
00:52:36What?
00:52:39Okay, yeah, maybe like a little one.
00:52:42Little things have a habit of becoming big things.
00:52:44Just ask the boys on the swim team.
00:52:50Where are you going?
00:52:51The driving test.
00:52:51I love a good car crash.
00:52:53Woo!
00:52:54Let's go!
00:52:56Wiener, you messed up.
00:52:57You won't be driving anything, anytime, anywhere.
00:53:00That means no car, no scooter, not even a shopping cart.
00:53:02You got it?
00:53:09I bet you five bucks.
00:53:10You hit three cones before the first turn.
00:53:15You got this.
00:53:16Okay?
00:53:17Just a couple of turns.
00:53:19It's easy peasy.
00:53:23Saddle up!
00:53:56Thanks.
00:54:03Girlie, are you okay?
00:54:05Yeah, yeah.
00:54:06Great!
00:54:07Goldilocks, it appears to me that you are about three bears short of a bullet forage today,
00:54:10so why don't we just do this another time?
00:54:12But...
00:54:12Uh-uh.
00:54:13No.
00:54:14You fake it.
00:54:16Please, coach.
00:54:16Just give me another chance.
00:54:18I know I have it in me.
00:54:20One!
00:54:21More try.
00:54:24Put it in!
00:54:26Ah!
00:54:28All right.
00:54:51Final test. Parallel park it. You ace this, you win. Otherwise, I'm in parallel park
00:54:57it. Not for you.
00:55:20Coach. You passed. I passed? You passed.
00:55:39You did it. You did it. You did it. You did it.
00:55:49You did it.
00:56:04Something stinks.
00:56:06I had fish sticks for lunch.
00:56:08No, it's that Denise. She's done something to Billy to change him.
00:56:12I mean, Denise is kinda cute ever since she started wearing eyeliner.
00:56:16Rhonda! But you hate her, so I hate her.
00:56:21I still can't believe she's running for Palm Queen.
00:56:24I can, and we're both voting for her.
00:56:26We are?
00:56:28I mean, we are.
00:56:30But why?
00:56:31Why?
00:56:34Oh, but we couldn't.
00:56:36But we could. We just have to get our hands on that slime.
00:57:00What?
00:57:06Welcome.
00:57:09Billy, it's just us.
00:57:12You're trying to give me a heart attack.
00:57:13No, I'm trying to get us not caught, okay? We're not supposed to be doing this in here.
00:57:17Alright guys, listen. It's almost 313.
00:57:19If we want this spell to work, we gotta do it right now.
00:57:22So come on, let's go.
00:57:24Let's go.
00:57:27Come on, get comfortable.
00:57:29Come on, sit down.
00:57:31Is this supposed to actually work?
00:57:33Sweetheart, a year ago, I hexed my father in to get me a Mustang and Beyonce tickets.
00:57:38Trust.
00:57:40Okay, bring your hands together.
00:57:42Let's come on.
00:57:43About to take you for a mystical roller coaster ride.
00:57:46Ultimate Switch!
00:57:50Chew-yip!
00:57:51Chew-yip!
00:57:53Chew-yip!
00:57:54Choo-choo!
00:57:56Chew-yip!
00:58:01Did it work?
00:58:02No, I still have a penis.
00:58:04And I still don't.
00:58:05Shit!
00:58:06The universe is so fucking rude.
00:58:09Okay, well, it's official.
00:58:10We're never switching back, so...
00:58:12Never say never.
00:58:13I'm not giving up on you.
00:58:16Or...
00:58:16Us.
00:58:18They'll make this work.
00:58:20So cute.
00:58:26What in the name of Joe Clark is going on in here?
00:58:32Step away from the witchcraft circle and explain yourselves.
00:58:35Now!
00:58:36First of all, it's not a witchcraft circle.
00:58:39It's an artisanal manifestation zone.
00:58:41I don't care what it is.
00:58:42Your little extracurricular seance is over.
00:58:45Uh, Principal Rainmaker, we were just...
00:58:46We were just...
00:58:47Wasting precious time.
00:58:49Do you know what time it is, Mr. Miller?
00:58:52It's now or another time!
00:58:53You've got swim trials starting in 10 minutes.
00:58:56Hey, Ms. Wiener?
00:58:57Your science exam is about to begin.
00:58:59We need to go right now.
00:59:01Right, but what if we...
00:59:02What?
00:59:02No, what ifs?
00:59:03Look, just do your best, and...
00:59:06To me...
00:59:07You've already won.
00:59:10You mean it?
00:59:11No, Mordelia Dahlia!
00:59:12Move!
00:59:13Don't!
00:59:17You didn't pay me enough for this.
00:59:22Okay.
00:59:24So the rumor is, is that now it's a full experiment.
00:59:27So just trust your instincts, and periodic table's got you.
00:59:33Racing's like solving an equation.
00:59:34One step at a time, and focus.
00:59:37Okay, focused.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:38One step at a time, just...
00:59:44I'm a bit scared.
00:59:46Me too.
00:59:47But you've got this.
00:59:48Yeah.
00:59:50You've got this too.
00:59:51Marito!
00:59:52Marito!
00:59:52Marito!
00:59:52We love you in your seat-o!
00:59:54What, Aquaman?
00:59:55Time to make a splash.
00:59:56Yeah.
00:59:58Ms. Wiener!
00:59:58Your GPA is hanging by a 3.
01:00:00And it's spraying fast.
01:00:09Let's swim, boys!
01:00:11Let's go, guys!
01:00:11Let's go, guys!
01:00:13Let's go, guys!
01:00:13Woo!
01:00:21On your mark!
01:00:23And your time begins...
01:00:25Get set!
01:00:26Then!
01:00:49You can forget M.I.T.
01:00:52Try!
01:00:53Beauty school.
01:00:58Holy smokes!
01:01:00All that training down the drain!
01:01:02The Titanic is better in the water than you are today!
01:01:06Coach!
01:01:07What's my time?
01:01:08The fastest!
01:01:09Woo!
01:01:10Yes!
01:01:12I can't lose!
01:01:13Not like this!
01:01:15Not like this!
01:01:21What?
01:01:22Coach!
01:01:22Coach!
01:01:23Let me try again!
01:01:25One more time!
01:01:26Focus, Ms. Wiener!
01:01:28One mistake, and it's all over with!
01:01:34One more!
01:01:35That's it!
01:01:36One more!
01:01:37One!
01:01:37One!
01:01:38One!
01:01:39Get up!
01:01:40Yeah!
01:01:41Get up!
01:01:41Get up!
01:01:42Get up!
01:01:44Okay!
01:01:44Okay!
01:01:45One more!
01:01:48On your mark!
01:01:54Get set!
01:02:10Woo!
01:02:11Whew!!
01:02:12Woo!
01:02:12Woo!
01:02:12Woo!
01:02:13Woo!
01:02:13Woo!
01:02:13Woo! Woo!
01:02:38Miss Wiener, that's genius.
01:02:41A plus work.
01:02:42Always knew you had it, didn't you?
01:02:43No, you didn't.
01:02:44You've been nothing but a jerk to me all day.
01:02:50Miller?
01:02:53You are Heiser High's new swim team captain.
01:02:56Yeah!
01:02:58Let's go!
01:03:11Good job, Billy!
01:03:13Good job, Billy!
01:03:21Okay, how did it go?
01:03:23A plus.
01:03:23Yes!
01:03:24And how's your dinkle?
01:03:25It's swim team captain.
01:03:27We did it!
01:03:29I guess we make a pretty good team.
01:03:32Maybe we're more than that.
01:03:42Billy!
01:03:44Nuts!
01:03:45I'm really proud of you.
01:03:48Vixen, you feeling okay?
01:03:50Denise, why keep fighting?
01:03:52We can just be friends.
01:03:53You?
01:03:54You want to be friends with me?
01:03:55Of course.
01:03:56Why wouldn't I?
01:03:57I honestly hope you win prom queen tonight.
01:03:59You do?
01:04:00It's going to be a prom to remember, guys.
01:04:03Okay, get to go to class.
01:04:08Why is she being so nice?
01:04:10It's like a shark offer in swim lesson.
01:04:12People can change, I guess.
01:04:18I mean, Billy did.
01:04:22So, maybe Vixen can too.
01:04:25Oh, about the question you asked earlier.
01:04:32I would love to go to prom with you.
01:04:36That is, if you still want to go to prom with me.
01:04:44Yes.
01:04:45Yes.
01:04:45Yes.
01:04:46I, I, it would, yes.
01:04:47It would be an honor to go to prom with you.
01:04:50Thank you for asking me.
01:04:52Vixens will sure write about one thing.
01:04:54It'll be a prom to remember.
01:04:59We still have to finish decorating for the prom.
01:05:02Come on.
01:05:03I thought it was this way.
01:05:05No, that's this way, Billy.
01:05:08It's all taken care of, guys.
01:05:09I left a few surprises in there for you to see tonight.
01:05:12Thanks, Bolt.
01:05:15Oh my God, what am I going to wear?
01:05:16Should I borrow my mom's pantyhose?
01:05:18Oh my God, did you really say pantyhose?
01:05:21I'll dress both of you tonight.
01:05:23What would you do without me?
01:05:40Why does Sabotard weigh so much?
01:05:42Because revenge is worth its weight in slime.
01:05:47Are you sure about this?
01:05:48Before prom's over, Denise will be the nerdiest nerd that ever nerded.
01:05:51And what about Billy?
01:05:52Help, beg me to take him back.
01:05:53And I'll be crowned queen.
01:05:54What do we do if anyone asks us about all this slime?
01:05:57We're just helping them decorate for prom.
01:06:17I won't let this be in bed.
01:06:35Wow, you look great.
01:06:38And you look pretty handsome.
01:06:43Can you believe that we made it here?
01:06:46Together?
01:06:48We look good doing it.
01:06:50Yeah, yeah, we do.
01:06:55Hey, quiet!
01:06:57When I say, just do it, hold the bucket, no matter what.
01:07:01Just do it.
01:07:02Got it.
01:07:04I'll teach that snitch bitch to take my man.
01:07:06Fix him for the kill.
01:07:23As prom chairwoman, it's my duty to announce highs or highs from king and queen are...
01:07:30Kenny?
01:07:32Kenny?
01:07:40Denise Weiner and Billy Miller.
01:08:33Before our prom queen queen kiss, I think there's something everybody here needs to see.
01:08:48What is it?
01:08:50What's happening?
01:08:51Oh my god, Kenny, this is crazy!
01:08:55Oh my god, this is embarrassing.
01:08:57She's gonna probably be alone her entire life, her and her 950 cats.
01:09:02Denise, Denise, what's going on?
01:09:03How could you share this with her people?
01:09:08Denise, I'm so sorry.
01:09:11Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:13You know that's not who I am anymore.
01:09:14You know, like hell it is.
01:09:16Okay, and I'm so stupid to think that you would change in a day.
01:09:24Excuse me.
01:09:25Wait, Denise!
01:09:27I guess we're not bulletproof, but we look so good on paper.
01:09:46Actually, I want everyone to listen.
01:09:49Everything I thought I was...
01:09:54It's all a lie.
01:10:00Bullying doesn't make you strong.
01:10:05Just alone.
01:10:19I've spent my whole life fitting into other people's expectations for me.
01:10:24I've become a totally new person.
01:10:28Someone totally different from when we first met in third grade.
01:10:33Today, everything changed.
01:10:36And I've become the person that I've always wanted to be.
01:10:40And it's all because I fell in love with you.
01:10:46I need to know.
01:10:50Do you love me too?
01:11:02Please, please.
01:11:03Please, let this work.
01:11:05Do you want to form up for real this time?
01:11:06Please.
01:11:14To be continued...
01:11:46Wait, Nisa's dressed like a guy and Billy's dressed like a girl? This night sucks!
01:11:53Nothing's going as planned at all!
01:11:55Uh, right bodies!
01:11:57Wrong outfit!
01:11:59I don't know!
01:12:00You look pretty cute in my socks!
01:12:04This is the saddest thing I've ever seen!
01:12:09You're really going to throw away your reputation for this ugly nerd?
01:12:12She's nothing! She's pathetic!
01:12:14No, Vixen, you're wrong.
01:12:17Denise is not nothing.
01:12:19She's incredible.
01:12:22Honestly, all of us are the pathetic ones.
01:12:24Because we were too dumb to notice it.
01:12:26And me.
01:12:28I was... I was too dumb to notice it.
01:12:32But I do now.
01:12:33I see you.
01:12:35You're perfect.
01:12:38And for the record, Vixen,
01:12:41Denise is far prettier than you ever will be.
01:12:44And not just because she has a beautiful face,
01:12:46but because she has a beautiful heart.
01:12:49We can't say the same about you now, can we?
01:12:51No, please.
01:12:51I'm going to vomit.
01:12:52You're just a loser, Billy Miller.
01:12:54And you?
01:12:54I don't even know what you are.
01:12:57Loser.
01:12:57She's a loser.
01:12:58You already lost, Vixen.
01:13:01School's almost over.
01:13:03There's a new queen in town.
01:13:05And she has her king.
01:13:12Stop.
01:13:12You can't do this to me.
01:13:14Stop.
01:13:14Why are you cheering for her?
01:13:15Stop.
01:13:16Stop cheering for her.
01:13:17You can't be doing this to me.
01:13:19Stop it.
01:13:21You can't do it.
01:13:22You can't do it.
01:13:23Just do it.
01:13:24Those are the magic leaves.
01:13:26Okay.
01:13:38No, not me.
01:13:40Oh, Vixen.
01:13:42You can't laugh at me.
01:13:43I'm the most popular girl at Highs or High.
01:13:46Will someone get that tacky, washed up,
01:13:48non-popular girl off the stage, please?
01:13:50She's really icky.
01:13:51Oh, fuck you, Bolt.
01:13:52And fuck you, Billy.
01:13:53And fuck you, Denise.
01:13:54Fuck you, Rhonda, for screwing up my whole plan.
01:13:57And fuck you, Kenny.
01:13:58Get out of here.
01:13:59Move, now.
01:14:00In fact, all you fuckers at Highs or High
01:14:02can all go fuck yourselves.
01:14:03Seriously, Miss Dior,
01:14:05the only person who's going to fuck herself
01:14:07is you.
01:14:09You're officially suspended.
01:14:11Now get off my stage
01:14:12and get out of my school.
01:14:13Ah!
01:14:15Ah!
01:14:18Ah!
01:14:20Ah!
01:14:20Ah!
01:14:21Miss Dior, honey!
01:14:26Ah!
01:14:31And what are y'all clapping about?
01:14:33Get back to dancing.
01:14:48I guess Mexico's got a little taste of her own medicine.
01:14:51About damn time, too.
01:14:54I literally must have been clinically insane
01:14:58to have ever actually liked her.
01:15:00And Denise,
01:15:01I'm so sorry.
01:15:03About everything that I've done,
01:15:05genuinely, like,
01:15:06I can't say it enough.
01:15:07I'm so sorry.
01:15:09It's okay.
01:15:11I'm sorry, too.
01:15:12And I forgive you.
01:15:15For everything.
01:15:16And I mean that.
01:15:22Mr. Miller,
01:15:23Miss Wiener,
01:15:24you two both are in big,
01:15:26big trouble.
01:15:29What?
01:15:30Why?
01:15:30What the hell did we do?
01:15:31Did we not decorate the gym for prom like you asked?
01:15:33That's why you untrubed.
01:15:34No one will ever make prom look so beautiful.
01:15:38Oh, my God.
01:15:40Okay, so we're not expelled?
01:15:41Nope.
01:15:42And I'm writing you two letters of recommendation.
01:15:45And Miller,
01:15:46I want to make sure that you get a scholarship,
01:15:49but maybe lose the dress.
01:15:53Pink ain't really your color, son.
01:15:55Hey, yeah.
01:15:56Yes, coach.
01:15:56Right away.
01:15:57Coach, actually.
01:15:59Good work, you two.
01:16:02So,
01:16:03what college do you want to go to?
01:16:06Um, hopefully whichever one you're at.
01:16:11Hey,
01:16:12can we do that thing again?
01:16:15What, swap bodies?
01:16:16No.
01:16:20Yes.
01:16:21There are always reasons
01:16:22Even in the coldest season
01:16:24I'll take your heart
01:16:26And I'm freezing
01:16:28And there are always sunfalls
01:16:30Along the way just let go
01:16:32Life is no place for you, almost
01:16:36We belong together
01:16:40Just like the sword in the stone
01:16:43And there are always things
01:16:43I'll take your heart
01:16:43Like, føjo
01:16:44And thank you
01:16:45You can get one
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