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My Dad Is Poseidon - Full Movie
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Short-ass sea slug!
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:39Sire!
02:58What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:11Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:27Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
04:01Dammit. The aphrodasian's kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here.
04:17Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:21This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:47A lot more.
04:56Don't stop.
04:57Harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:11I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there!
05:18Nowhere left to run!
05:20Dammit.
05:20He tracked me.
05:22He tracked me.
05:23He tracked me.
05:25He tracked me.
05:34Leora.
05:35You're my fiance.
05:37You belong with me.
05:39Come home.
05:40Get away!
05:41Dylan!
05:43as the leader of the stature you actually drugged me
05:50why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt you slept with someone who screwed up my plan
05:58oh so you're the genius who roofed her newsflash tough guy real men don't need tricks
06:06you talking to the boss like that punk
06:15so you're the loser who ruined everything you actually fuck this beach bomb shut in
06:26touch him again and you'll regret it her body's tainted now but her blood still has value can't
06:32push too hard yet i won't kill him but you're coming with me lord
06:39for you
06:41babe if you don't want to go i can handle this clown
06:50forget today ever happened go back to your life
07:06seriously can't i just play my game for once
07:19those assholes are back already what are you talking about
07:29hey pencil neck i'm dylan's top enforcer either get the hell out of this water
07:33or kneel and call me daddy
07:36dylan who speak up man my ears are shot
07:38keep acting tough jacks can stomp boulders to dust even narius's seafo give him a wide burr
07:57you asked for this
08:11you one-shotted pants top and orcer who the hell are you
08:26asshole
08:26using my divine power to barbecue hope you die alone and miserable
08:32what are you whining about nothing heat's too low sprinkle this and paste it again
08:44molly gods make heroes with it you season food
08:51huh tide barrier just got tripped
08:59mommy is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea is that why he never comes to see me
09:04yeah baby but he retired recently we're gonna find him now
09:18i'm badly wounded i don't have much time
09:22find lily's real father leave her with him
09:25i just hope you two can live in peace
09:30far away from those bastards on mount olympus
09:46there it is
09:54liara's wounded bad drag them both back to the dylan lifetime of easy living
10:04what the hell was that
10:06nothing just swapped a bug
10:12that girl from five years ago you came looking for me
10:17she's your daughter
10:19we need you now
10:22so you're my dad
10:23you're actually pretty handsome
10:25this aura
10:26she's got my blood
10:34who did this
10:35don't worry about it
10:37just keep lily safe
10:43mommy
10:44mommy
10:46mommy
10:46mommy
11:02it's too late boss her heartbeats fading fast
11:20mommy
11:22mommy
11:23mommy
11:23mommy
11:24mommy
11:35give me a name Leora
11:36who did this
11:38I'm going to tear them apart
11:42it was
12:04your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:06you're my fiance my property
12:08you filthy whore
12:10spread your legs for some stray dog
12:16but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:24no let go
12:27with nymph blood in my veins
12:30even Olympus will bow to me
12:39I got careless
12:42diving near a shipwreck
12:43my fault
12:44shipwreck
12:46those cuts are surgical Leora
12:48someone did this to you
12:53you're just a regular guy
12:55stay out of it
12:56boss
12:58soup's ready
13:05if I don't make it
13:07promise me you'll take care of Lily
13:09she's all we have left
13:12she's safe
13:13now drink
13:16soup isn't gonna fix this Jack
13:24Jack you
13:27ambrosia residue
13:28golden apple sap
13:29I studied this in grad's time
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35where the hell did you get this
13:38more
13:38try it
13:50these ingredients
13:51where did you get them
13:58it's my first time meeting daddy
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26what a lively little snack
14:30gulp you down and my power doubles
14:32I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42you want more
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around
14:46this guy's luck is insane
14:50a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:55is this coast a secret Olympian vault
14:57you're safe here Liria
15:02we've got a kid together now
15:05I'm not letting anything touch
15:08you
15:09or Lily
15:10Jack I'm grateful but I
15:12daddy
15:12help
15:16something's trying to eat me
15:19Lily's in trouble
15:27I'm not tasty
15:28my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl
15:40devour you
15:42and I might even claim the sea king's throne
15:45you
15:47ha ha ha ha ha
15:49ha ha ha
15:50ha ha ha ha
15:50ha ha ha ha
15:54hmm
16:05yeah
16:06yeah
16:07you
16:08you
16:10you
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:22What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:27I've got you, baby.
16:29Touch my kid again,
16:31and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:34Ha!
16:35You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait.
16:41The baby mama herself.
16:43Perfect.
16:48Two courses for the price of one!
16:57You bitch!
17:03Jack, take Lily and run.
17:05Go!
17:11Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:22You, Posei?
17:25That kid's his.
17:27No wonder the power's so pure.
17:30That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:32If I stay, I'm dead.
17:34Yeah!
17:40What the hell just happened?
17:42It ran?
17:43Damn, Leoya.
17:45Your powers are badass.
17:47You straight up scared the monster off.
17:49Me?
17:50No way.
17:51Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:53I'm still recovering.
17:55Wait.
17:56Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
18:01Whatever.
18:02Let's get home.
18:03That thing might circle back.
18:08About that monster.
18:14Failed at the perfect time?
18:16Figures.
18:16He's just a regular guy after all.
18:18No!
18:25Oh, no.
18:30Oh, no.
18:31Oh, no.
18:34What the hell?
19:00My liege, have mercy.
19:02I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
19:04Please, spare my life.
19:06No problem.
19:08Thank you, my lord.
19:08Thank you for your mercy.
19:10Try to remember that in your next life.
19:25Enjoying the show?
19:35My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear.
19:39Listen to me.
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:47Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:49Yes!
19:50Yes, my liege!
20:03My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself.
20:17That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:21But Poseidon?
20:22Guy's long gone.
20:24Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:26Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:28Wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no Sea King anymore!
20:42The world's the same as ever.
20:45The dead are louder than the living.
20:47Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory, asshole!
21:02Poseidon?
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:15If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:22Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this, I'm not wasting it on you.
21:33I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am?
21:41Hades' Ace.
21:42You crash my spot, you die here!
22:07Little fish.
22:16Heady Staff?
22:18One shot the sea king. He's real
22:23Hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:30one
22:31two
22:36Take the fates the boss is here
22:43Boss this bum
22:51You idiot piss off the Lord of the oceans, and we all drown you're done get out
22:57In front of Poseidon your ants. I'm saving your worthless Heights
23:06My Lord is this handling satisfactory. I'm not here for fun
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter
23:18Understood. I'll mobilize every team right now. You have three days. I'll be back
23:27Everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the Leora and child every resource every contact now
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back
23:36Yes, boss
23:43Poseidon's back. Let's hope this time. He doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive. She's still hurt easy pickets
24:01Let's move
24:14We'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:17mentality
24:30Who are you
24:33Dillon's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:39Mommy? Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid!
24:53Stay away from my daughter! Don't you dare touch her!
25:12Mommy, you're bleeding!
25:15This forest is locked down. Surrender now.
25:19I'll go with you, on one condition. Let my daughter go!
25:24No, Mommy, I'm not leaving you!
25:37It's mine. You die.
25:43You poisoned me?
25:47My poison fog. The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside. Give up!
25:54You've gone too far. Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
26:02You're wounded. Poisoned. Done.
26:07The kid's coming with me.
26:11Don't touch her! Come at me!
26:14Feisty one, Dylan wants you dead.
26:17But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:27Such a pretty face. All mine now.
26:34Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:43Lily! Lily! Run! Get out of here!
26:51Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
27:01Lily!
27:09Daddy?
27:15Your hands off her!
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:32Jack!
27:34What the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:40So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:05Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go!
28:08Now!
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:25Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:30You okay, that's me!
28:31fuggesamt!
28:42Get out!
28:46You okay!
28:50Don't go!
28:51Not me!
28:55You cocaine!
28:55Get out!
29:19Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
29:22I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:25Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:28We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid.
29:37I'll make your death quick.
29:47Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:59You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down?
30:11You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human.
30:17Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:22Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily.
30:42Lily, you can turn around now.
30:47Daddy?
30:48What happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
31:02Don't move.
31:03Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys.
31:05I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily.
31:16No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:24That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:31So what?
31:33I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:46Damn.
31:48You take a hit well.
31:49Let's enjoy this body.
31:52Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily.
31:57Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal?
32:03You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming.
32:06Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
32:08No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:12Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first.
32:19Then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all want to come at once?
32:32Then die together.
32:33Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back?
32:49Where's Lily?
32:53Lily's safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:00Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now.
33:04And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:13You?
33:14In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:23Jack means more to me than anything.
33:24I won't let him get hurt.
33:27I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine!
33:44I'll oblige!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking.
34:19Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:22This...
34:23can't be.
34:48Ancient Ekethra!
34:50The coastal legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing!
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me!
35:21Jack, stay behind me!
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack!
35:27Look around!
35:27We're surrounded!
35:28We could actually die here!
35:35My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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