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00:00:05so i'm flying the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out
00:00:10all right it's about that time so are you kissing anybody at midnight
00:00:21yeah him hi
00:00:23six five four three two one
00:00:55you have a cute scar it's just my birthmark do you want me to stop to me now
00:01:03i don't want you to stop
00:01:05i don't want you to stop
00:01:36I was so drunk last night.
00:01:39I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:43I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:52Happy New Year.
00:01:53Sam, it's me.
00:01:54Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:57I don't care how.
00:01:58Just do it.
00:01:59I will find you.
00:02:06Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:09Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:12I need grandkids.
00:02:14I need you to...
00:02:14Message received, Mom.
00:02:15I need to go now.
00:02:17I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:27Seven years.
00:02:29Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:31Why do you still haunt me?
00:02:40Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:42Boss, it's been years.
00:02:47I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:49Your vest, sir.
00:02:51But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:02:53She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:55Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:56And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:59We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:03Good.
00:03:04Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:11I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:17Now, Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:23Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:25It's just for Christmas.
00:03:26But, Mommy, why do we have to rant, Daddy?
00:03:29Where's my real one?
00:03:32Uh...
00:03:37I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:49Daddy!
00:03:50No!
00:03:51Whoa!
00:03:51Whoa!
00:03:53Whoa!
00:03:54Whoa!
00:03:55Whoa!
00:03:59I'm sorry.
00:04:01I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:04Just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Mommy, hurry!
00:04:08Your fake Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:21He's gorgeous.
00:04:23Ha!
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:32She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red dot.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:37So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we hired, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:44What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:48Max, Aurelius.
00:04:49Eva, I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:01So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:12Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:15Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:19You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:21Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:26and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:31so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:35So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:39But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:03Oh, clean up nice.
00:06:05This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:11Pictures.
00:06:16God, you're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:42I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:48To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:52Of course.
00:07:03Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:05From my family to you.
00:07:15Bad news, boss.
00:07:16The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:20Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22And who is...
00:07:25Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever.
00:07:29It doesn't matter.
00:07:31I've got what I need.
00:07:34Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:36I already found someone.
00:07:42Okay.
00:07:43Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:45Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:47Christmas shopping?
00:07:48I should come.
00:07:50Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan, I think I
00:07:54should
00:07:55have some say in the gifts.
00:07:56It would make it more believable.
00:08:01Fine.
00:08:02Yeah, fine.
00:08:02Okay.
00:08:03You can come.
00:08:11Let's go.
00:08:12Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, let's go to the bank.
00:08:21Oh, what the actual fuck?
00:08:28Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:33Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:40She does kind of look like him.
00:08:45So, when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:50Here, let me get this.
00:08:53I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:56Also, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice.
00:09:06In front of them.
00:09:07Okay.
00:09:08Should we use our tongues, or?
00:09:10No, no, definitely not.
00:09:12And absolutely no...
00:09:13Sex?
00:09:14Yes.
00:09:16This is strictly business.
00:09:18Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:21What?
00:09:22Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:39Here.
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:41I've never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:45Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:52Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5550% off pies?
00:09:56Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5812 pumpkin pies, I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind.
00:10:01Hurry up and go.
00:10:02Go.
00:10:02What are you standing here for?
00:10:05Hello there.
00:10:06Hi.
00:10:07You ready?
00:10:07Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:10:09Okay, great.
00:10:10We have a holiday special today.
00:10:12Spend 500, get 10% off, and you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of
00:10:17the deal.
00:10:18Oh, great.
00:10:19Yeah, what do you have that's just 15 bucks?
00:10:22You get a move on.
00:10:24I just got here.
00:10:26Relax.
00:10:27Yeah, yeah.
00:10:30Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:32Okay, thank you.
00:10:34Hurry up and pay.
00:10:38I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:40You can wait your turn.
00:10:46Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:54Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies, not the pies.
00:10:56Okay, look at those.
00:10:57Look at those on top.
00:11:03Hi, guys.
00:11:05I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:11Of quarters.
00:11:12Thank you so much.
00:11:13Of course.
00:11:14I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:16She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:18Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:20Just to give it away.
00:11:22Merry Christmas.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:29What?
00:11:30Do you do that often?
00:11:32As often as I can.
00:11:37We should go.
00:11:39We got to pick up paper.
00:11:43Watch out.
00:12:03You done feeling me up?
00:12:06Shut up.
00:12:07Sorry, I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:09Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:16And don't be late.
00:12:29Harrison Group?
00:12:30Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:33Sort of.
00:12:34Not that I'm judging.
00:12:36I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:41Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:44I think that's respectful.
00:12:46Can we pick another company?
00:12:48No.
00:12:49Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:51And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:52My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:54So, it's perfect.
00:12:59Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:03Don't worry.
00:13:04Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:08Too much.
00:13:30Let's go, Sam.
00:13:32It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:34Hold on, you're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:39It's my daughter's.
00:13:41Rogers.
00:13:43Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:00Hey, there they are!
00:14:02Hey!
00:14:03Hey, Harry!
00:14:05Oh, my God.
00:14:06I'm glad you made it.
00:14:08Oh, I missed you.
00:14:10So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:14He's coming.
00:14:15Please don't tell me Maximus failed.
00:14:17Good, good, good.
00:14:19So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:23When's he arriving?
00:14:24Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:29Poor thing.
00:14:30Not surprising.
00:14:31I mean, she's 30.
00:14:33Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:36Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:42This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:46Auntie Pamela?
00:14:47Debbie?
00:14:47My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:51We're only worried about you.
00:14:53All these years without a husband.
00:14:55Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:57You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:00And look what happened.
00:15:01She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:05I'm not alone.
00:15:07Mm-hmm.
00:15:08And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:13He's a manager.
00:15:15Manager?
00:15:16Of what?
00:15:17Trash.
00:15:20Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:24You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:28Actually, he's right here.
00:15:32Oh, wow.
00:15:35Wow.
00:15:36He is really good looking.
00:15:38Ah, must be AI.
00:15:41Mm-hmm.
00:15:41Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:44Fake.
00:15:45That's enough.
00:15:46She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:48Show some respect.
00:15:50Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William,
00:15:55and you turned him down?
00:15:57Well, guess what?
00:15:58William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:01Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:04That's half a million.
00:16:06Half a million.
00:16:07Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:11And speak of the devil.
00:16:16Willie, you've made it.
00:16:28There you are.
00:16:30Oh, look at you now, living the dream.
00:16:34Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:36Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:42So married, huh?
00:16:44Is it serious?
00:16:46That's what marriage is.
00:16:48It's pretty serious.
00:16:50Well, you must have rushed to tithing out, huh?
00:16:53Makes sense, though.
00:16:55You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:57Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:00Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:03Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:06That's right.
00:17:08Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:12Women love a man in red.
00:17:14Sexy.
00:17:15Like Santa Claus.
00:17:16When I sit on my lap.
00:17:19Don't touch me.
00:17:20Oh, so entitled.
00:17:22Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:26And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:31I mean, look at that car.
00:17:33Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:36Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:40Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:44I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:52My mom would never marry.
00:17:54She already has us and he's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:00Is that so?
00:18:01Well, then, where is he?
00:18:04Because I don't see him.
00:18:06Does anyone see him?
00:18:09No.
00:18:10Just like I thought.
00:18:12Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:15That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:17And let me show you what happens to the naughty children.
00:18:23Hey.
00:18:24Mommy.
00:18:25Hey.
00:18:25Are you okay?
00:18:26She is.
00:18:27Oh, my God.
00:18:29I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:31Come on, now.
00:18:32Let's go.
00:18:34What else do I matter with you?
00:18:36How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:40Let me go.
00:18:41Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:47Let me go.
00:19:02Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:09Max, you came.
00:19:11Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:15Where's Piper?
00:19:16William Hitter.
00:19:18Mom, death, I'll take her inside.
00:19:20Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:23Well, well, well.
00:19:24If it isn't a waste marriage or I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:28That's right.
00:19:30I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:34Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:36It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:38I'm Max.
00:19:39Eva told us all about you.
00:19:40From New York.
00:19:41Polite.
00:19:42Handsome.
00:19:43Just like she said.
00:19:45Wow.
00:19:46He was an AI.
00:19:48See?
00:19:49He's real.
00:19:50And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:53Son of a bitch.
00:19:55You just ruined my suit.
00:19:56And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:58That pristine automobile.
00:20:01That car?
00:20:02Oh, my God.
00:20:03That's worth more than a house.
00:20:06That car?
00:20:07It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:11Wait.
00:20:13Are you?
00:20:18Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:21And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:23I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:25You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:27You stole it.
00:20:28That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:31Jesus.
00:20:32How did you get away with it?
00:20:33That's what I want to know.
00:20:35Enough, please.
00:20:38I trust my daughter.
00:20:40She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:43Max, be honest with me.
00:20:45Where did that car come from?
00:20:48How much do you want for it?
00:20:50I'll pay you more money than you'd make it three lifetimes.
00:20:54So, you need a breath, man.
00:20:59Hey, that's it.
00:21:00I'm calling the cops.
00:21:01Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:03Wait.
00:21:04What?
00:21:05Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:08Oh, well.
00:21:10Two waves.
00:21:15Two waves.
00:21:16Listen, hon.
00:21:18I believe you.
00:21:19But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:23Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:25It's my car, okay?
00:21:26It's not stolen.
00:21:27Yeah?
00:21:28If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:31Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:33Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:35Okay.
00:21:36I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:37But then you have to get lost.
00:21:39And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:42Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:44Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:47Loser.
00:21:47Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:52Jesus.
00:21:53Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:55He's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:59Here.
00:22:00Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:11Spirit...
00:22:12Harrison?
00:22:14Mr. Harrison?
00:22:17Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Just leave me alone.
00:22:22Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:23Now get the fuck out of here.
00:22:25Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:27Yes, sir!
00:22:28I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:30I...
00:22:31Please, please, please.
00:22:31I'm serious.
00:22:32Oh, jeez.
00:22:43Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:47You fooled me?
00:22:48What can I say?
00:22:49Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:53Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:55Oh, come on, Ada.
00:22:56No, but we were just looking out for you.
00:22:59Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:01You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:03Soon.
00:23:04Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:07A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:12We are family, aren't we?
00:23:14Family takes care of each other.
00:23:18If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:22Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:26Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:29You need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:32My daughter is just far too busy.
00:23:35Your best life, my new son-in-law.
00:23:38Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:23:39Welcome to the family.
00:23:44Welcome.
00:23:45Come on.
00:23:49This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:51You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:55My fault?
00:23:56You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:09Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:11And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:13And how do you...
00:24:14I told you.
00:24:15I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:17I have a friend in high places.
00:24:19A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:25It's the season of giving.
00:24:26It's the season of giving.
00:24:26He knows people.
00:24:28He has connections.
00:24:29He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:32You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:33I know.
00:24:33And you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:36Oh, my God.
00:24:36Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:39Dad, Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:44Oh, honey.
00:24:45We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:51I think they get it, huh?
00:24:55How's Piper?
00:24:56Oh, she's fine.
00:24:58One of you guys just get settled in, and we will go check on her.
00:25:01And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:06Great.
00:25:07See you in a bit, shall we?
00:25:09What are you doing?
00:25:12Okay.
00:25:14Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax.
00:25:21It was just a hug.
00:25:23Ugh.
00:25:25We just got here, and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:28You'll be okay.
00:25:29It's just one week.
00:25:30Kill me now.
00:25:31Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:38What are you doing?
00:25:41That's weird.
00:25:42They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45Something just falls off.
00:25:47That's ridiculous.
00:25:49I mean, what do you want to go do?
00:25:51Make out progress to prove it?
00:25:55Later.
00:25:58Let's go.
00:26:03Here we go.
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:08Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:26:10To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:13Oh.
00:26:15Welcome.
00:26:16Cheers.
00:26:16Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:18Looks great.
00:26:19Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:21I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:25But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:29Mmm.
00:26:30Oh, no.
00:26:31Mom's testing him.
00:26:32She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:33You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow.
00:26:41Eva, sweetie.
00:26:43Kicking my foot.
00:26:44Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:49It's okay.
00:26:50Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:52I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:0612 pumpkin pies.
00:27:08Did I hear this right?
00:27:09They're the best kind.
00:27:11Well, of course.
00:27:13It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:15See?
00:27:16Are you happy now?
00:27:17Well, that's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:20Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:23We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:28But our marriage is real.
00:27:30I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:34Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:45Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:49I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:52Well, um, it's...
00:27:54Silly face.
00:27:55Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:58Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face.
00:28:03I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:05Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:07It's Lazarus.
00:28:09It's nice.
00:28:10You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:13Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:17And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:19I'll bring to that.
00:28:21I agree with you there.
00:28:23So, come on, guys.
00:28:24Let's see.
00:28:38And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:41I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:46No complications, you know.
00:28:47Sorry, honey.
00:28:49Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:50I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:52Oh, honey.
00:28:53Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:58The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:00Something about water conservation.
00:29:02That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:08Just shower together.
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:14Just shower together.
00:29:16Okay, you guys have a good night, okay?
00:29:22You hurt.
00:29:45Why are you fripping?
00:29:48Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:52You have 15 minutes.
00:29:53Nice try.
00:29:53I am not showering with you.
00:29:55All right, suit yourself.
00:29:57More room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:16Come on, Max.
00:30:18Get out of the way.
00:30:20You agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:24Relax.
00:30:25I won't touch you.
00:30:27Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:30But that'll cost extra.
00:30:33Yeah.
00:30:41In your dreams.
00:30:44Free to join me.
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:08You wish.
00:31:09Why don't you give in?
00:31:11Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:14It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:16Oh, yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:30Holy shit.
00:31:33Um, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:39I'll say.
00:31:40What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:43Still think you can resist?
00:31:46Oh, baby.
00:31:47I don't think I want you.
00:31:53I'm so excited.
00:31:58Or maybe we should.
00:32:00God, you're such a good kisser.
00:32:03Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:11Mom, we're so sexy.
00:32:22Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:25What?
00:32:25I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:27It's not you, Max.
00:32:28It's us.
00:32:29It's this.
00:32:30This is all an act.
00:32:31Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:34You're right.
00:32:36I'm sorry.
00:32:38You just need to be sorry.
00:32:47That birthmark.
00:32:53What is that?
00:32:56It's him.
00:32:57The man from New Year's.
00:32:58Is he Piper's father?
00:33:04Why are you acting?
00:33:07Oh, my God.
00:33:09Max is Piper's father.
00:33:11Are you okay?
00:33:13Yeah.
00:33:14I just, um...
00:33:15I just got lightheaded.
00:33:17I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:19Alone.
00:33:21Of course.
00:33:25We have a daughter together.
00:33:27Oh, my God.
00:33:28What do I do?
00:33:35I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:37You can take the bed.
00:33:39Thanks.
00:33:42Hey.
00:33:43Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:45Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:47I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:49So, if there's something you need,
00:33:51I can help.
00:33:52I want to help.
00:33:54He's Piper's father.
00:33:55He has a right to know.
00:33:58Um, Max,
00:34:00how would you feel
00:34:02if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:07A child?
00:34:09No, no, no.
00:34:10That's impossible.
00:34:11I'm very careful.
00:34:14Mostly.
00:34:17I just mean I'm not the type of guy
00:34:19to sleep around.
00:34:19Family to me is a big commitment,
00:34:22and I don't want any loose ends,
00:34:24you know?
00:34:26Right.
00:34:27He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:30I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:32Why do you ask?
00:34:34No reason.
00:34:35Just...
00:34:36Just curious.
00:34:37No, I feel like you're
00:34:39going somewhere with this.
00:34:41What?
00:34:42No.
00:34:43Well, then,
00:34:44can I ask you a question?
00:34:47Shoot.
00:34:52Where did you get these?
00:34:54And how did you know
00:34:55my exact size?
00:34:56I did not get those.
00:34:58I don't know where those came from.
00:35:00Are you sure?
00:35:01You're just not trying to
00:35:02break the contract.
00:35:05Oh, my God.
00:35:06Oh, my God.
00:35:07Oh, my God.
00:35:08Whoa!
00:35:10Whoa!
00:35:10Whoa!
00:35:20Elon, the truth is
00:35:22is that I...
00:35:26Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:28Just a second.
00:35:29Come in.
00:35:31Hey, Helen.
00:35:44Oh, sorry for interrupting,
00:35:46but Piper is asking
00:35:47for a bedtime story
00:35:49before I tuck her in.
00:35:50Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:51We're kind of in the middle
00:35:52of something.
00:35:54I can see that.
00:35:55Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:57I mean, if you don't...
00:35:58if you don't mind.
00:36:00Well, that a boy.
00:36:01You know what?
00:36:02Just put a shirt on.
00:36:03I'm going to go get her.
00:36:04Piper!
00:36:05Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:09He sprang to his sleigh,
00:36:11to his team gave a whistle,
00:36:13and away they all flew,
00:36:14like the down of a thistle.
00:36:16But I heard him exclaim
00:36:18as he drove out of sight,
00:36:20Merry Christmas to all,
00:36:22and to all,
00:36:24a good night.
00:36:27If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:36:29she'd be over the moon.
00:36:31Good night, Piper.
00:36:37Is her dad still around?
00:36:39Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:36:41because you're her dad.
00:36:43Uh, no.
00:36:44That man has no idea
00:36:46what a treasure
00:36:48he's missing out on.
00:36:52Do you really think so?
00:36:55From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:57Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:59He deserves to know.
00:37:06Max.
00:37:10You are Piper's father.
00:37:19I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:45Where's Piper?
00:37:47She must have snuck off
00:37:49while we were asleep.
00:38:05God, he said she didn't kiss her.
00:38:16Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:17Not on my watch.
00:38:23Yeah, this.
00:38:25I remember this.
00:38:37Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:39How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:42Good morning, Ms. Smith.
00:38:44It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:45Wonderful.
00:38:46Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:50Oh, no.
00:38:52What is that?
00:38:52Sardines and saltines.
00:38:54It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:57It was my gram-gram's favorite
00:38:58during wartime.
00:38:59Don't be shy.
00:39:00Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:39:03Max, you don't have to.
00:39:04No, no.
00:39:05It's okay.
00:39:05It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:08Oh, there we are.
00:39:18Good?
00:39:27Good?
00:39:28Mm.
00:39:29Good?
00:39:30It's crunchy.
00:39:33Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:34You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:38Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:41That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda
00:39:42and her brood this year.
00:39:44What's the deal with them?
00:39:46Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:49Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:53Hey, don't worry.
00:39:54I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:59Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:40:03Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:16Wait, that earring.
00:40:20Wait, that earring.
00:40:21You like it?
00:40:23I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:26Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:28I don't really remember the details,
00:40:30but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:35Right.
00:40:35That's just a common earring.
00:40:37Anyone can have it.
00:40:38Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:40She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:45So, Ava and Piper.
00:40:47Still aren't here.
00:40:49But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:52What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:56An aging single mom.
00:40:58Slim pickings.
00:40:59I heard he's in waste management.
00:41:02That explains it.
00:41:03She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:41:06Oh, please, Miranda.
00:41:08Ava is your niece.
00:41:10Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:11Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:15Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:17Exactly.
00:41:18Not like my Sierra.
00:41:20Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:25Oh, they're here.
00:41:27Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:34Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:35Merry Christmas.
00:41:37You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:39I am.
00:41:40I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:42Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:43Welcome.
00:41:44You're Ava's husband.
00:41:46But you're gorgeous.
00:41:50But I seem to miss you.
00:41:52Look at you two.
00:41:53You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:56Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:57Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:59This is for Max and I.
00:42:00Oh, my goodness.
00:42:01Thank you, Ava.
00:42:02Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:42:05Oops.
00:42:06Oh, my bad.
00:42:07Oh, a homemade gift.
00:42:09How thrifty.
00:42:11Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:14Mommy's right.
00:42:14You mean all high?
00:42:16You will.
00:42:18You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:42:21You will lose yours.
00:42:23Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:26Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:28My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:32You could ruin your life.
00:42:45Woody, are you okay?
00:42:47I'm fine.
00:42:48I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:49Yeah.
00:42:50It's okay.
00:42:50It's okay.
00:42:53What are you?
00:42:56Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:59Did you just slap me?
00:43:00Next time it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:03You're a fucking psycho.
00:43:04You know what, Sierra?
00:43:05I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:43:10Her family.
00:43:12She means me.
00:43:18You okay, honey?
00:43:19Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:21Do something.
00:43:23You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:24I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:27Oh, wow.
00:43:28I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:33Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:36Let's call him.
00:43:37I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:40Please.
00:43:41Who do you think you are?
00:43:44Enough.
00:43:46There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:49Fine, Dad.
00:43:51Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:52They're just jealous.
00:43:55For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:58I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:44:01I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:44:05Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:06All right, that's enough.
00:44:08Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:31Is this a joke?
00:44:33Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:35Hold it.
00:44:36Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:38My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:44My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:47King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:52Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:56And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:58It's just petty.
00:45:00Maybe so.
00:45:01But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:45:05Fine.
00:45:06Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:45:09Come on, let's go.
00:45:10No, no.
00:45:11Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:14Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:17I know, dear.
00:45:18I just want to have our family together.
00:45:20Fine.
00:45:21We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:24They're strays and a bitch.
00:45:26What was that?
00:45:30I just want to have our family together.
00:45:33Fine.
00:45:34We'll stay.
00:45:36Can I have a little nibble?
00:45:38It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:39We'll get something right after.
00:45:41Like drive-thru?
00:45:42I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:45That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:50No save.
00:45:52Ow.
00:45:52Baby, are you okay?
00:45:54Yes, please.
00:45:55You hit my child.
00:45:57You're fucking crazy.
00:45:58Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:46:05Don't worry, baby.
00:46:07I'll handle it.
00:46:10Don't worry, baby.
00:46:11I'll handle it.
00:46:15Piper, sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:23Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:24Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:27As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:29Actually, I do.
00:46:32He's such a liar.
00:46:33This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:35Oh, it will be.
00:46:38Sam.
00:46:40Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:44I'm already on my way.
00:46:49Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:51I'm already on my way.
00:46:54You hear this guy?
00:46:55He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:46:58From Antarctica.
00:47:00Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:47:03His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:47:06Max, what are you doing?
00:47:08Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:47:09Santa's already on his way.
00:47:11Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:20A helicopter?
00:47:28There's no way.
00:47:35How did you pull this off?
00:47:36Sam is like family.
00:47:37I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:47:39Thanks, boss.
00:47:41Boss?
00:47:42Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:44Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:46Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:51I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:54You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:57Mm-hmm.
00:48:00Come on.
00:48:02You can stop kidding around.
00:48:04If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:48:08No, I actually am the CEO.
00:48:10Come on.
00:48:11You can stop the charade.
00:48:12Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:15Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:19Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:32How is this possible?
00:48:34This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:40Who are you?
00:48:42I told you.
00:48:43I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:45That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:47Wait.
00:48:48No.
00:48:48Hold on.
00:48:50You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:55You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:58Hmm.
00:48:58Some of the small ones.
00:49:00I mean, you know that.
00:49:02You work for me.
00:49:03Oh, God.
00:49:04I insulted my own boss.
00:49:06I'm finished.
00:49:12Oh, God.
00:49:13I insulted my own boss.
00:49:15I'm finished.
00:49:17Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:19Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:21Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:23For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:25And with that, your career.
00:49:28You're fired.
00:49:29I'm fired?
00:49:31Sam.
00:49:35You're fired?
00:49:36God.
00:49:37I can't be fired.
00:49:39What?
00:49:41Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:42You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:44Please, Mr. Harrison, I'll do anything.
00:49:47Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:54And you.
00:49:56Oh, me?
00:49:58Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:50:00That was a Christmas joke.
00:50:01A family tradition.
00:50:03Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:50:06Sam.
00:50:10Will you do me the honors?
00:50:13Glasses.
00:50:17Merry Christmas, Evelyn.
00:50:22Father, do something.
00:50:24Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:26I'm leaving.
00:50:28Pumpkin's my favorite.
00:50:36Come on, sweetie.
00:50:37Daddy had this crap line just for you.
00:50:40Eat as much as you want.
00:50:41Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:45I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:47I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:49Honestly?
00:50:51This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:53Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:55Just like this.
00:50:57Does he really mean that?
00:50:59Or is he just playing the part?
00:51:01I can't tell.
00:51:02And that terrifies me.
00:51:08Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:51:10I brought you a gift.
00:51:11Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:14Oh.
00:51:19Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:22Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:25Tell me everything.
00:51:27Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:32Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:36A high school dropout?
00:51:38In the Harrison family?
00:51:41Not a chance.
00:51:45She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:49Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:50Silence.
00:51:51Get me the address where she works.
00:51:53It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:55That's nice.
00:51:56We own that one.
00:51:58Good work.
00:51:59But take off that stupid hat.
00:52:11Thanks.
00:52:11So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:18Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:20And how about you?
00:52:25Me?
00:52:26Yeah.
00:52:28Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:33Eva.
00:52:36Eva.
00:52:36Eva.
00:52:36Eva.
00:52:37Eva.
00:52:39Eva.
00:52:40Eva.
00:52:41Eva.
00:52:44Eva.
00:52:45Eva.
00:52:46To me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:52Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:54So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:56Uh, no feelings, no complications.
00:53:00That's what we agreed upon.
00:53:01Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:53:04Max.
00:53:05Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:53:08It's cold.
00:53:10Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:53:13Max.
00:53:13Max, I need to tell you something.
00:53:18It's something important.
00:53:21What's gotten into her?
00:53:23Is she hiding something?
00:53:24Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:28I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:33Piper is...
00:53:36Piper is...
00:53:38Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:40Sweetie.
00:53:41Oh, my gosh.
00:53:42It's on a spoon.
00:53:43Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:46Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:47Mommy's gonna go get a first date, kid, okay?
00:53:51Come on, Piper.
00:53:55Okay, let me see.
00:53:59I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:54:04But that's not true.
00:54:05You were leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:54:08Daddy!
00:54:09Uh...
00:54:09Daddy!
00:54:11No!
00:54:15Well...
00:54:18Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:54:23Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:27Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:29Really?
00:54:30Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:31Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:33Daddy.
00:54:35You think it was Skar?
00:54:38Hmm.
00:54:41I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:42Skars make you look like a badass.
00:54:44I have one, too.
00:54:46Dad.
00:54:48I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:50Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:53Really?
00:54:53No way.
00:54:55No.
00:54:55It was actually a cactus.
00:54:57But it's still cool.
00:55:00I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:55:06Piper, how long have you had that?
00:55:07My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:55:15And how old are you?
00:55:17Six.
00:55:18Six?
00:55:19That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:22Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:24Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:29What do I even say?
00:55:30And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:33Sorry, honey.
00:55:34This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:37Um, yeah.
00:55:41Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:43Eva.
00:55:48Okay, look.
00:55:53Piper is...
00:55:58Go on.
00:56:05That must be an emergency.
00:56:07Excuse me.
00:56:09Sorry.
00:56:10I'll take this.
00:56:16Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:19Yeah.
00:56:20Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:24I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:29Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:31I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:35She's a high school dropout.
00:56:37Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:39And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:42I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:43Max.
00:56:43That man has no idea what the treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:52I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:53You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:55Your mother would take her away.
00:56:57After Christmas, it's over.
00:57:01Eva?
00:57:03Maximus?
00:57:03Are you even listening to me?
00:57:06No, Mom, Mom.
00:57:06Listen, I'm sorry, okay?
00:57:08Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:57:10I'm not leaving her.
00:57:13Eva?
00:57:21You're on the top.
00:57:23Did you?
00:57:24Oh, thank you.
00:57:26This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:32Oh, wow.
00:57:34That's so cool.
00:57:35Did you know?
00:57:36Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:57:39Oh.
00:57:40Thank you so much.
00:57:41Awesome.
00:57:42Thanks, guys.
00:57:42I'm glad you're here.
00:57:46Oh!
00:57:48These are nice.
00:57:50Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:57Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:58:00It's in the other room by the train set.
00:58:02I'll go with you.
00:58:02Remember the song that we sang?
00:58:04Ready?
00:58:05Ready?
00:58:05Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:58:07What have we got, guys?
00:58:08Walking home from our house.
00:58:10Christmas Eve!
00:58:14You never told me.
00:58:18Have we met before?
00:58:24Have we met before?
00:58:27She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:32I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:35Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:46I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child, no matter how I feel about him.
00:58:57Maybe.
00:59:00Are you okay?
00:59:03Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:06No.
00:59:07I'm fine.
00:59:10Um.
00:59:11Oh, I almost forgot.
00:59:15I got you this.
00:59:17You got me a gift, too?
00:59:18Tis the season.
00:59:20Open it.
00:59:35Gloves.
00:59:36Did you make these?
00:59:38Yeah.
00:59:39I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
00:59:43You've already done so much for me.
00:59:45I just want to do a little something for you.
00:59:49How do they feel?
00:59:51Warm, right?
00:59:52Yeah.
00:59:53Warm.
00:59:55Soft.
00:59:59Perfect.
01:00:03Thank you, Eva.
01:00:05I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:00:09Really?
01:00:11Yeah, my mom.
01:00:12She partied all the time, and I got gifts.
01:00:15There's plenty of them, but I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:21Nothing personal.
01:00:23Well, you deserve it.
01:00:26You're a good guy.
01:00:28And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:35What if that day's today?
01:00:40What if I already found someone special?
01:00:42Right here.
01:00:56Right here.
01:01:10Max, we can't.
01:01:13If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:01:22I don't want you to stop.
01:01:29No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:47How about you?
01:01:54Oh my god, you are driving.
01:01:58You're working the same.
01:02:03Piper!
01:02:12Piper?
01:02:15She can't see me.
01:02:34Deva?
01:02:38Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:47Viva!
01:02:52that was way too close yeah we would have gotten on the naughty list
01:03:01sometimes it's fun to be naughty
01:03:05can i still unwrap my present
01:03:10you still haven't given me mine
01:03:16let me give it to you
01:03:17let me give it to you
01:04:01hello
01:04:01hello eva smith i'm max's mother name your price what will it take for you to leave my son
01:04:08alone what we both know my son is way out of your league take the money leave my granddaughter
01:04:16with us and go my son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child
01:04:22piper is my daughter and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up so you
01:04:27keep your money and i'll leave on my own but i am not handing piper over to you
01:04:34there's my beautiful wife
01:04:40you okay
01:04:44look we made it through christmas
01:04:46yes
01:04:48so i think it's best we go our separate ways
01:04:52yes
01:04:52what are you talking about
01:04:53it's over
01:04:54it's not that hard to understand
01:04:59eva wait
01:05:05so last night
01:05:05so last night meant nothing to you
01:05:31piper and being with you can mess up everything between us
01:05:33just tell me what you need
01:05:36i'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:05:39a good father
01:05:41just say the word
01:05:47you don't get it
01:05:50you don't get it
01:05:57i think it's time piper and i go back to new york
01:06:05i won't give up on us
01:06:09we need to do
01:06:20so
01:06:21that's it
01:06:21i'm sorry
01:06:22are we here
01:06:23yes
01:06:25as much as i don't want us to be
01:06:27we're back
01:06:31we're back
01:06:31piper
01:06:32sweetie wake up
01:06:33we're home
01:06:34uh
01:06:38How can she just walk away?
01:06:47Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:06:49It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:51Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:54You promise.
01:06:56Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:58Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:02All right, fine.
01:07:03When?
01:07:05Two days.
01:07:06I'll come pick you up.
01:07:08No need.
01:07:09Just send me the address, Mommy, either.
01:07:16I know you and Mommy thought,
01:07:19but she still really likes you,
01:07:22so don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:07:24Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:26If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:07:28I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:50He was meeting my mother today.
01:07:52Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:54Boss?
01:07:56Boss?
01:08:00Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:03I need to go win back my family.
01:08:06Family?
01:08:07Boss, you okay?
01:08:09Never better.
01:08:11Go get her, Max.
01:08:16Give it your best smile.
01:08:18Ah, there he is.
01:08:21Maximus, darling.
01:08:22I have some prospects for you.
01:08:25Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:30Oh.
01:08:33I told you.
01:08:34I already found the woman I love.
01:08:42Maximus, stop this.
01:08:44That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:48Tell me what kind of woman you want
01:08:50and I'll find you another.
01:08:51You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:55No, I'm not.
01:08:57Oh.
01:08:58I work in waste management
01:09:00and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:03I'm Eva's husband
01:09:04and I'm a father.
01:09:07What?
01:09:21Oh, that's her.
01:09:23The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:27Hi.
01:09:28Welcome in.
01:09:29Can I help you find something?
01:09:31I want to try those.
01:09:35Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:38Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:44No, no, no.
01:09:46I know what I want.
01:09:47Size seven.
01:09:50Oh, baby, can't even walk,
01:09:52but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:54Come on.
01:09:55She wants the white shoes.
01:10:01Ignore her.
01:10:02She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:04Here, let me help you.
01:10:05Come on.
01:10:10She seems kind.
01:10:17I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:19She's just doing her job.
01:10:22How do they feel?
01:10:24Well, I love the style,
01:10:26but it's too small.
01:10:27I think I need a size up.
01:10:30Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:34Right away.
01:10:36I'll be right back.
01:10:37She's not only kind.
01:10:38She's patient.
01:10:40Was I wrong about her?
01:10:56Are you gluing heel back on it?
01:11:00Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:02She can't walk.
01:11:05That's just pure evil.
01:11:10Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:13She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:15Who cares?
01:11:16It's the last pair.
01:11:17I get paid commission.
01:11:24I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:27See?
01:11:29This is your whole problem.
01:11:32This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:35I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:38I'm not selling her joke.
01:11:41She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:44People who insult her all day?
01:11:47I'm your manager.
01:11:52Sell the old bitty the shoes
01:11:54or you're fired.
01:12:02Did I stutter?
01:12:07You don't have to fire me.
01:12:11I quit.
01:12:17I don't work here anymore.
01:12:20Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:12:22They're broken.
01:12:24Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:25You're a good person after all.
01:12:29Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:31I'm sorry?
01:12:34Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:37Get out.
01:12:43You're not disabled?
01:12:45Selling a broken heel
01:12:46to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:49Absolutely shameful.
01:12:51Who are you?
01:12:52I am the chairwoman
01:12:54of the Harrison Group
01:12:57and the owner of this store.
01:12:59You're Eleanor Harrison,
01:13:02mother of the CEO?
01:13:03I am.
01:13:05And you, my dear,
01:13:06are fired.
01:13:08What do I do?
01:13:12You are a good person.
01:13:15From now on,
01:13:16this store is yours to run.
01:13:20Are you serious?
01:13:24That's right.
01:13:26Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:29You are professional,
01:13:31responsible,
01:13:32far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:37You, out.
01:13:40I'll leave.
01:13:43I'm leaving.
01:13:47I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:51No, don't worry.
01:13:53You're getting a promotion.
01:13:55You deserve it, my dear.
01:14:00First assignment?
01:14:02I want that row
01:14:03and that row
01:14:05and the entire display case.
01:14:08Pack it all up
01:14:09and bring it to my house.
01:14:11Okay.
01:14:14Once we're home,
01:14:16I'll tell her
01:14:17I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:18I can't wait
01:14:19to finally meet
01:14:20my granddaughter.
01:14:27She's the mother of CEO.
01:14:29Of course she lives like this.
01:14:40Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:42I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:46Max?
01:14:48Eva?
01:14:49What are you doing here?
01:14:52I, uh...
01:14:53There you are, Eva!
01:14:56Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:59My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:02What are you...
01:15:06It means you really are
01:15:08the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:11Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:13Stop!
01:15:15And you?
01:15:16You lied to me at the store!
01:15:19You were both just testing me?
01:15:21Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:23I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:24Eva, I thought you might be using my son
01:15:26just after his money.
01:15:28But I was wrong.
01:15:30Eva, please.
01:15:30I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:33Not every working-class girl
01:15:34is after your money.
01:15:36How could you think that of me?
01:15:38It's not like that, dear.
01:15:40Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:42Mom!
01:15:43What did you do?
01:15:45I was just trying to get
01:15:46the two of you back together.
01:15:47We're not together.
01:15:49And I can't love something
01:15:51that was never real.
01:15:55I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:59What are you waiting for, son?
01:16:00Go after her!
01:16:05Eva.
01:16:06Let me go!
01:16:07I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:09We come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:11Stop pretending like you care!
01:16:12I'm not pretending!
01:16:13Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:15And everything I've done for you
01:16:17and Piper,
01:16:18this is real.
01:16:23Touch my wife again
01:16:24and I will snap every finger
01:16:26that you've got.
01:16:27Max, you came.
01:16:29God, you weren't driving me
01:16:30fucking insane.
01:16:32Yeah.
01:16:33I'll do whatever it takes
01:16:34to be a good husband,
01:16:36a good father.
01:16:37Just say the word.
01:16:41See?
01:16:44Stop fighting.
01:16:47We belong together.
01:16:49You're wrong.
01:16:51Wrong about what?
01:16:53That you care?
01:16:54Or we belong together?
01:16:56Look, I already told you.
01:16:58We're from two completely
01:16:59different worlds.
01:17:00Now, I held up my end of the deal
01:17:01and I met your mother,
01:17:02like we discussed.
01:17:04I want a fake divorce
01:17:05from my fake cousin.
01:17:09Eva!
01:17:15I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:17Walking away
01:17:18is the only choice I have.
01:17:25Ow!
01:17:27Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:30Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:32Come here.
01:17:38Come here.
01:17:40No, you're not fine.
01:17:42You're sad.
01:17:43Oh.
01:17:45I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:48I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:53I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:58Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:01Love bug.
01:18:03You're right.
01:18:04What am I doing?
01:18:05Running like a coward?
01:18:09I've always taught you
01:18:09to be brave.
01:18:11Now it's time for Mommy
01:18:13to be brave, too.
01:18:15I believe in you.
01:18:16What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:18:18I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:23Maximus deserves to know
01:18:26Piper is his daughter.
01:18:33Enough sulking.
01:18:35Go get your wife
01:18:36and my grandbaby back.
01:18:38Don't you think I want to?
01:18:41She doesn't want me.
01:18:42I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:44Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:46You can't abandon her.
01:18:48Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:49I made a deal with Eva
01:18:51to play my wife.
01:18:52And Piper, she was
01:18:54an added bonus.
01:18:56What are you talking about?
01:18:58I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:01Piper is your daughter.
01:19:04What?
01:19:05See for yourself.
01:19:12I was right.
01:19:13Seven years ago.
01:19:15New years, that woman was evil.
01:19:27Eva!
01:19:30Hey!
01:19:31Daddy!
01:19:34Daddy!
01:19:35Piper!
01:19:38I've missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:46You came back.
01:19:51I, uh...
01:19:52Don't forget to be bright, Mommy.
01:20:01I, uh...
01:20:02I was scared.
01:20:03But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:06Because what we have is real
01:20:08and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:11Sweetheart, I have
01:20:12something to tell you.
01:20:14I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:18Piper is your daughter.
01:20:20You knew.
01:20:22My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:24Yeah, Mom.
01:20:25Oh.
01:20:28Well, I just found out for sure
01:20:29a few minutes ago,
01:20:30but you've known this whole time?
01:20:32I was scared.
01:20:33Okay, I didn't know
01:20:34if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:36I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:39How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:52I love you, Eva.
01:20:56I love you, too.
01:20:58I promise
01:20:59for the rest of my life
01:21:00I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:03As long as we're together,
01:21:05it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:16Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:19For real this time?
01:21:20Yeah, yes.
01:21:22Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:21:28Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:21:36Looks like you're stuck with me
01:21:38the next Christmas
01:21:38and the Christmas after that
01:21:40and forever.
01:21:43I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:50Who's that?
01:22:03Looks like I have to take out the trash
01:22:05again.
01:22:09No?
01:22:10Not funny?
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