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00:00:11Bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at
00:00:17the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick I'm not thinking about dick okay I'm just nervous
00:00:23to lose my virginity it's mr. big dick okay oh fuck it's Luke my favorite customer did he hear
00:00:36okay don't think about dick especially now Luke's dick especially now about Luke's probably really
00:00:40big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk right
00:00:47you're perfect thank you right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike I'm sorry I didn't know you're coming
00:00:54I would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no I'm here to see my
00:00:59girl
00:01:12my coffee right right sorry
00:01:26oh my god Mikey don't just laugh we're so mean don't help your girlfriend all right all right
00:01:32all right all right I'm sorry no baby I'll see you look great my bad my bad my bad
00:01:45come here don't worry about that I do it all the time let me remake your coffee
00:01:58right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks
00:02:05oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that she's such a slut
00:02:10as if someone as hot as him would want her yeah watch this oh Mikey where did you find someone
00:02:17as cute as Sophie looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:24or having sex oh come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus
00:02:39oh you're a virgin oh be careful Mikey I think we have a stage five clinger right here
00:02:51Brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic what I literally don't
00:02:56even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week gonorrhea last month you should be
00:03:02more careful who you sleep with especially while you're on the medication oh my god what
00:03:12sounds like she already did
00:03:32I'm really really sorry I really don't like your boyfriend he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that
00:03:38mean shit my appointment I gotta go sorry
00:03:48all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic
00:03:52exam so go ahead and put this on oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie he
00:04:03a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:11good morning miss tisdale
00:04:17it's luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:37don't worry I'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's yours
00:04:40right my first time miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr. miller nice to meet me pretty
00:04:48sure
00:04:48we've met a couple times already grind me I mean the coffee shop grind me
00:04:55oh no he remembers me so you are here looking for a prescription for birth control
00:05:02yes that asshole yes I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want
00:05:09to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right I mean I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with
00:05:13that guy I will use a condom I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all he's not good
00:05:20for you
00:05:20dr. miller I'm not sure can you grab me a spectrum please yes dr. miller I'd also recommend you don't
00:05:27do
00:05:27anything that you're not ready to do I'm ready I think I'm ready Mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's
00:05:34kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me so you know what I'm sorry
00:05:38that I
00:05:40overstepped boundaries there uh let's get started with a breast exam breast exam breast exam if you're
00:05:50uncomfortable I can always get a different doctor no it's I like it it's fine
00:05:58uh it's probably easier if you lay back
00:06:04it's okay
00:06:08it's okay
00:06:09stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop
00:06:14my head's cold no they're perfect
00:06:17stop embarrassing yourself there's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:24there are no abnormalities
00:06:29thank you Luke Dr. Miller that wasn't so bad Sophie can you put your feet up in the stairs for
00:06:36me
00:06:41okay yes I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
00:06:47okay so I need you to relax for me all right you're doing good
00:06:56I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:07:05all right I'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab on your cervix I need you to relax for
00:07:14me
00:07:18so do you like younger women
00:07:22I mean as your students because you work on campus
00:07:25no my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually
00:07:32and so my great-grandfather's honor I donate a few hours of my time at clinic
00:07:36oh duh now he thinks you think he's a creep amazing
00:07:41last thing I'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs
00:07:45all right
00:07:48relax for me you're doing good
00:07:50his fingers literally inside of me
00:07:52oh my gosh
00:08:00I think I just had an orgasm
00:08:03did he
00:08:06all right
00:08:08he's so noticed
00:08:09oh my god
00:08:10everything looks good
00:08:11no hard memoralities
00:08:13all right
00:08:15we'll be right back
00:08:23is that a freaking wet spot
00:08:28I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:35all right so here's your break
00:08:42should I bring it sooner to the cafe
00:08:47she's my patient
00:08:54Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight
00:08:58you are so graphic
00:09:02speaking of sperm
00:09:04I assume your appointment went okay
00:09:06you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:09Luke
00:09:10are you serious
00:09:12you got a finger by the
00:09:14I don't talk to you
00:09:15buy coffee from you
00:09:16the Luke
00:09:18Sophie you're a freak
00:09:20so is he like good with his fingers or
00:09:24shut up everybody
00:09:25shit
00:09:26he's so sexy
00:09:28maybe I should schedule my pap smear
00:09:31don't worry
00:09:32okay
00:09:33tonight's gonna be amazing
00:09:34okay Soph
00:09:36yes
00:09:36come on
00:09:37let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:39Mike
00:09:44I hope Mike's worth it Sophie
00:09:49why do I even care
00:09:55yo
00:09:56ready to fork over a grant tonight
00:09:58is that
00:09:59Sophie's boyfriend
00:10:04you're not winning any bet tonight buddy
00:10:05you're dating a nun
00:10:07she's never gonna let you smash
00:10:09I'm calling it
00:10:10dude
00:10:10she's low-key a slut
00:10:13I just can't prove it
00:10:15you will soon
00:10:18you're gonna film her
00:10:24dude
00:10:24you're sick
00:10:25what if she doesn't let you hit
00:10:27a little bit of this
00:10:31and she's gonna go feral
00:10:35yo that 1500 is mine
00:10:37just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:42don't get involved Luke
00:10:43you're just your customer and doctor
00:10:48hey
00:10:48you need to pay
00:10:53fuck my eyes
00:10:54what the fuck
00:10:55where's your fucking friend live
00:10:57before I call the cops
00:11:01Kaylee Avenue
00:11:02apartment 2
00:11:03I need to get to Sophie
00:11:11the lady
00:11:29you're nervous
00:11:32why do I feel less comfortable
00:11:34with my boyfriend
00:11:34than I did with my freaking gynecologist
00:11:41you nervous?
00:11:43I'm a little nervous
00:11:44hey
00:11:45don't be
00:11:46you know my cherries I popped
00:11:53wait
00:11:53what?
00:11:55I'm sorry
00:11:56I forgot to start my birth control
00:11:58we're gonna have to wait
00:11:59I'm sorry Mike
00:11:59I can't do this
00:12:03are you kidding me?
00:12:05I'm sorry
00:12:06you're not hot enough
00:12:06to blue ball me
00:12:07for another month
00:12:08Mike
00:12:08why would you say
00:12:09something like that?
00:12:10I'm going home
00:12:17there it is
00:12:18the hell you are
00:12:22not until
00:12:24I get something
00:12:26no
00:12:27no
00:12:30stop
00:12:31Mike
00:12:32stop
00:12:33Mike
00:12:40who the fuck
00:12:41invited you?
00:12:45Dr. Miller
00:12:47hey Sophie
00:12:48hey
00:12:49hey
00:12:50hey
00:12:52hey
00:12:53Sophie
00:12:53hey
00:12:55hey
00:12:55hey
00:12:56can you hear me?
00:12:57did you take something?
00:12:58what's up grandpa
00:12:59who the fuck
00:13:00invited
00:13:03listen up dumbass
00:13:05making her like you
00:13:06is the last good thing
00:13:07that will ever happen to you
00:13:07I go to an ivy league asshole
00:13:09if you want her you can have her
00:13:11I got plenty of pussy to choose from
00:13:14what's so funny?
00:13:15you don't go to an ivy league school anymore brother
00:13:16since who?
00:13:18you ever study at Miller Hall?
00:13:19yeah
00:13:21I'm Dr. Luke Miller
00:13:23my family is the biggest donor
00:13:24to the university
00:13:25since
00:13:26ever
00:13:27that means I got the dean on speed dial
00:13:30yeah
00:13:31you just pissed your future away brother
00:13:32wait
00:13:34wait
00:13:34wait
00:13:35wait
00:13:35wait
00:13:35wait
00:13:35wait
00:13:35no
00:13:36no
00:13:36no
00:13:36and you can let your buddy Jake know too
00:13:38no no no
00:13:39please
00:13:40can we talk about this
00:13:41it was just a joke
00:13:42oh you want to talk
00:13:46hey
00:13:48hey
00:13:49come on
00:14:05she's either really wasted or drugged
00:14:07either way it's not good
00:14:15you stole me from my date
00:14:18who gives you the right you asshole
00:14:24I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation
00:14:28stop talking to me like you're my dad
00:14:29I don't have a daddy fetish
00:14:39so much did you have to drink
00:14:41I can drink however much I want
00:14:44and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with
00:14:46just because you shoved a speculum up me
00:14:48doesn't mean you can tell me what to do Dr. Miller
00:14:50don't call me Dr. Miller
00:14:51tell me this
00:14:51why did you prescribe me birth control
00:14:54if you're not even going to let me use it
00:14:59I was at the bar
00:15:01all right
00:15:01and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet
00:15:04that he could take your virginity
00:15:07and record it
00:15:13wow
00:15:16I'm an idiot
00:15:18no you're not an idiot
00:15:22first
00:15:22I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist
00:15:26to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam
00:15:29and as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough
00:15:32I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole
00:15:36I waxed my asshole for that asshole
00:15:41sorry Soph
00:15:48Soph you want my virginity Luke
00:15:58you can have it
00:16:06someone clearly wants me
00:16:08are you
00:16:10hard right now
00:16:18you're drunk
00:16:19I'm taking you home
00:16:23what are you doing
00:16:24you're drunk
00:16:25I'm taking you home
00:16:25what
00:16:26no I can't go home
00:16:27my roommate's there
00:16:28I told her I was going to be at Mike's
00:16:30she's probably having sex
00:16:31because she's fuckable
00:16:32unlike me
00:16:40we're here
00:16:41here
00:16:41where is here
00:16:43my place
00:16:45you can stay here for the night
00:16:46wait until your roommate wakes up
00:16:48and answers the phone
00:16:49if you're comfortable
00:16:50I want to
00:16:52I mean
00:16:53I'm cool
00:16:54I'm cool with that
00:16:56but
00:16:57is your girlfriend going to be cool with that
00:16:59smooth Sophie
00:17:02he says I have a girlfriend
00:17:26you're in Dr. Miller's room
00:17:28the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in
00:17:31for the past year
00:17:43how do you afford to live here alone
00:17:45it's huge
00:17:47not like tight spaces
00:17:50not all tight spaces
00:17:52is he a tease
00:17:53or do I just need to bleach my mind
00:17:56come on
00:17:57let's get you cleaned up
00:17:58you'll feel better afterwards
00:17:59thanks for taking care of me doc
00:18:05sorry
00:18:05I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:09I'm happy
00:18:43you don't have to look away doc
00:18:45you don't have to look away doc
00:18:46you've seen way too much of me already
00:18:50I just
00:18:52don't want to be disrespectful
00:18:54you know I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time
00:18:57wait
00:18:58you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:19:04and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home Dr. Miller
00:19:15you don't mess up my coffee order
00:19:19you're kind to people
00:19:22and you're beautiful
00:19:35who is that
00:19:36who is that
00:19:38this is my crazy ex-girlfriend
00:19:40um
00:19:41you have to hide
00:19:43right now
00:19:43alright
00:19:44come on
00:19:47Luke
00:19:48are you home?
00:19:54Lukey
00:19:55come out
00:19:56come out
00:19:57stop playing
00:19:59I stole one of your pagers
00:20:02I know you're not on call
00:20:09don't say a word
00:20:10there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me
00:20:12his ex
00:20:13or anyone else
00:20:17are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now?
00:20:20what the hell?
00:20:22she's a dean's daughter
00:20:24we broke up forever ago
00:20:25but she stalks my patients
00:20:27she gets them kicked out of school
00:20:28then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:34what are you doing?
00:20:36you didn't answer my calls
00:20:38I'm sleeping
00:20:40why don't I join you?
00:20:47I can think of a million things I'd rather do
00:20:49like what, baby?
00:20:51like the thing that I do with the ice cubes
00:20:53ice cubes?
00:20:55what ice cubes?
00:20:56like call the cops
00:20:57do you not remember
00:20:58I have a restraining order against you?
00:21:00your father begged me to not go through with it
00:21:02come on, Lukey
00:21:04you know you love screwing me
00:21:11I have someone new in my life
00:21:15someone new?
00:21:16who the fuck is she?
00:21:19I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room
00:21:22and if you're still here I'm gonna call the cops
00:21:23then I'm gonna call the dean
00:21:25and I'm gonna let them know that his psychotic daughter
00:21:28stole my pager
00:21:29you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:30no, you can't
00:21:31one
00:21:34two
00:21:35fine, fine
00:21:37I'm leaving
00:21:40your loss
00:21:50oh my god
00:21:51Luke
00:22:05holy shit
00:22:07you smell like booze
00:22:09I sobered up
00:22:10I swear
00:22:12what's with the ice cubes?
00:22:17I prefer no ice cubes
00:22:23you won't move on from me, Lucas
00:22:28you'll come back to me after I
00:22:30take care of that little distraction
00:22:46my virginity?
00:22:50yep
00:22:51still intact
00:22:54fuck my life
00:22:56language, Mrs. Dill
00:22:58Jesus
00:22:59what the hell are you doing?
00:23:02I'm here to tend to your massive hangover
00:23:04whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:08what would you have me do?
00:23:10don't say it
00:23:10don't say it
00:23:11you could join me
00:23:17Sophie, you're 21 years old
00:23:27Luke, that is three years past legal
00:23:29there are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me
00:23:32so what's your problem?
00:23:52I don't even want to think about some boy touching you
00:23:55but?
00:23:57but a lot of things Sophie
00:23:59you're my patient for one
00:24:00in an on-campus clinic
00:24:03I'm graduating this year
00:24:06second
00:24:09you're a virgin
00:24:12ouch
00:24:13I'm asking you to change that
00:24:24you're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love
00:24:28but you're asking Luke to fuck you
00:24:33I don't make love
00:24:35I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards
00:24:37alright sweetheart?
00:24:39I'm not that guy
00:24:45well maybe I don't need you to call me Luke
00:24:47I'm a big girl
00:24:48I can handle myself
00:24:52unless you're just not interested
00:24:54I saw how hot your ex is
00:24:56and she's good at crazy sex
00:24:59according to you
00:25:02someone's jealous
00:25:05Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus
00:25:07to come to your shitty little cafe
00:25:08to have you make me a cup of coffee
00:25:10because it's cheap
00:25:24because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform
00:25:27when you bend over and make me my cup of coffee
00:25:31you see you don't have to pull any tricks
00:25:32for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:36so do it
00:25:38I'm ready I promise
00:25:44ready?
00:25:50what's that?
00:25:51as your doctor
00:25:52I know you haven't started your birth control
00:25:59sorry Sophie
00:26:02are you kidding me?
00:26:09can I uh
00:26:11can I get a
00:26:11you're killing me
00:26:13so the Dr. Miller
00:26:14takes you to his fancy ass house
00:26:16you see his dick
00:26:17and you're still
00:26:18a virgin
00:26:19yeah
00:26:20I threw every proposition
00:26:22in the book at him
00:26:23and
00:26:23he just didn't want this
00:26:28can you wait?
00:26:29oh my god
00:26:30Sophie
00:26:31no 36 year old man
00:26:33I looked at his age of by the way
00:26:34is passing up a hot
00:26:36virgin co-ed
00:26:37like you
00:26:38he respects you dummy
00:26:39or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble
00:26:42I mean he's clearly
00:26:43experienced
00:26:44sophisticated
00:26:45sexy
00:26:45all the things I'm not
00:26:47you have a brand new
00:26:48shiny
00:26:49tight
00:26:49pussy
00:26:50a Cadillac pussy
00:26:53and Luke's gonna be back for a test drive
00:26:55watch
00:26:58hi is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:00no
00:27:01can you just order?
00:27:16I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern
00:27:19but a janitor
00:27:20makes a lot more sense
00:27:24Luke's psycho ex followed me
00:27:29what do you want?
00:27:31I think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:36I didn't get to introduce myself
00:27:38when you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:41Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina
00:27:43he made it clear that you two broke up
00:27:45oh so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller
00:27:49knowing that I am pregnant with his child
00:27:52can you believe it?
00:27:55Sophie's evil
00:27:56first Mike
00:27:57now someone's boyfriend
00:27:59a slut
00:28:00pregnant with Luke's
00:28:03did you really think
00:28:04that a man that accomplished
00:28:06attractive
00:28:07and rich
00:28:08would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:13Sophie you idiot
00:28:14of course he was never yours
00:28:19Sophie
00:28:20you can have him
00:28:21you didn't have to hurt my baby
00:28:24I didn't do this
00:28:25I swear
00:28:25I would never
00:28:26what's going on?
00:28:27your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman
00:28:29no I didn't
00:28:30I've never spoken to this woman before today
00:28:32hey
00:28:33that's the dean's daughter
00:28:35Sophie
00:28:37I'm calling the police
00:28:38you know I would never do this
00:28:40please
00:28:40she's just assaulted a pregnant woman
00:28:43we need a medic too
00:28:44I'm a doctor
00:28:50I'm a doctor
00:29:12no no no no no
00:29:13I'm fine
00:29:14I'll just be going
00:29:19we can't let you leave
00:29:20without a medical clearance
00:29:22never seen him look so angry
00:29:24yeah it'll be no trouble at all
00:29:30your doctor didn't tell you
00:29:31you can't drink caffeine
00:29:32when you're pregnant
00:29:33it was for a friend
00:29:35you liar
00:29:36I saw you drinking from it
00:29:38let me go
00:29:39I don't want to press charges
00:29:42just a moment
00:29:54oh my god
00:29:55you're crazy
00:29:56you're actually crazy
00:29:58Luke
00:29:59please
00:29:59I can explain
00:30:01she's not right for you
00:30:04breaking into my house
00:30:05stealing my pager
00:30:06that's normal for you Gina
00:30:08I get it
00:30:08but I draw the line
00:30:10when you try to hurt somebody
00:30:11that I care about
00:30:16officer
00:30:18I want her involuntarily committed
00:30:19she's a danger to herself
00:30:21and people around her
00:30:23I'll sign the warrant myself
00:30:25stop
00:30:25Luke
00:30:26this isn't
00:30:27you
00:30:28you are just being
00:30:29taken advantage of
00:30:30she's nothing
00:30:32a cheap
00:30:33broke
00:30:34campus whore
00:30:35you're better than this Luke
00:30:38officer
00:30:39take her away
00:30:43let's go
00:30:45you bitch
00:30:46don't deserve him
00:30:48let's go
00:30:50I knew she was psycho
00:30:52you couldn't even hurt a flight
00:30:54even if someone paid you to
00:30:55thanks Ev
00:30:57Sophie
00:30:58I'm sorry
00:30:58I should never have taken her word over yours
00:31:01take the day
00:31:11someone's waiting for their new test drive
00:31:13Cadillac Pissy
00:31:23you came just to save me?
00:31:26of course I did
00:31:34I knew that
00:31:35when she stopped blowing my phone up
00:31:37that she was going to come after you
00:31:38so
00:31:39I didn't stand to see you get hurt
00:31:40because of me
00:31:45I don't know if I'd buy that Luke
00:31:47Sophie
00:31:47I don't know if I'd buy that Luke
00:31:49Sophie
00:31:50I rushed out of surgery for you
00:31:52I know she's capable of doing crazy things
00:31:54I don't think she's as crazy as you think
00:31:57I mean she had some pretty good points about you
00:32:01what do you mean?
00:32:02I mean you
00:32:05reject all of my advances
00:32:06and then suddenly I'm so important
00:32:08you leave a patient for me
00:32:10what do you see in me?
00:32:12or am I just
00:32:15entertainment to you?
00:32:17entertainment? Sophie
00:32:18if you were to just entertain me
00:32:19I wouldn't get involved in your life
00:32:22you're just
00:32:23young
00:32:28I should leave you the hell alone
00:32:29unless you find somebody more suitable
00:32:31just because you're this big
00:32:33hot shot doctor at UPN
00:32:34doesn't mean you know
00:32:35what's good for me
00:32:36or what I want
00:32:43what do you want?
00:32:48you
00:32:51take me seriously
00:32:54and get in the car
00:32:57what?
00:32:57to where?
00:32:59spend Thanksgiving with me and my family
00:33:02what?
00:33:03unless you have something else planned for the break
00:33:30I thought you said we were here to meet your family
00:33:32not go to a gala
00:33:33we're doing both
00:33:35my mother
00:33:36she hosts our clinic's charity gala
00:33:37here
00:33:37the vacation home
00:33:40your vacation home?
00:33:41as in you have multiple?
00:33:44wow
00:33:46Mr. Millie
00:33:46it's good to have you home, sir
00:33:54and you have a butler?
00:33:55at your vacation mansion?
00:33:57Luke
00:33:57you're not just rich
00:33:58you're like
00:33:59old money
00:34:00what the hell
00:34:02look, I didn't say it
00:34:03because I don't want to stress out
00:34:04the truth is
00:34:05yes
00:34:06my family's rich
00:34:08but we're not here to impress them
00:34:10we're here to show them
00:34:11that you're a part of my life
00:34:13and that I'm not embarrassed
00:34:14to be seen with you
00:34:28is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:33why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:40I'm not
00:34:41hang on
00:34:42what even am I to Luke?
00:34:50mother
00:34:52this is Sophie
00:34:53my girlfriend
00:34:56girlfriend?
00:34:57no way
00:34:58wait, focus Sophie
00:35:00manners
00:35:02nice to meet you
00:35:03Miss Miller
00:35:07girlfriend?
00:35:09what happened to the pretty woman?
00:35:12Gina?
00:35:13the dean's daughter
00:35:14the one I worked so hard
00:35:16to set you up with?
00:35:18ouch
00:35:20mother, again
00:35:22as I just said
00:35:22this is my girlfriend
00:35:24and my date to the gala
00:35:25if I have to remind you
00:35:27to her importance
00:35:27in my life again
00:35:28I'm going to make sure
00:35:29this gala
00:35:29does not go smoothly
00:35:30unless you want
00:35:31one of your pompous friends
00:35:32to know which one of their husbands
00:35:33you're sleeping with
00:35:33you unbreakable child
00:35:40if you'll excuse us
00:35:41we need to get ready
00:35:42oh, before we go
00:35:43which room do you keep
00:35:45to ditches
00:35:45Dior and Versace
00:35:46she needs some options
00:35:47for tonight
00:35:49fourth floor
00:35:50third door
00:35:51on the roof
00:35:53thank you mother
00:35:55good to see you
00:36:01that was the hottest thing
00:36:02anybody has ever done
00:36:03for me
00:36:12your brother has lost it
00:36:14get down here
00:36:15and handle this new
00:36:16trashy arm candy
00:36:26is your mom
00:36:27always so
00:36:29narcissistic
00:36:29psychopath
00:36:31yeah
00:36:33that's why
00:36:34I don't really get along
00:36:34with the family
00:36:36but
00:36:37the charity gala
00:36:38raises a lot of money
00:36:39for my patients
00:36:40so
00:36:40I come back every year
00:36:42you care a lot
00:36:43about your patients
00:36:43it's sweet
00:36:44I do
00:36:46plus the other perk
00:36:47is I get to spend
00:36:48a ton of money on you
00:36:50what does that mean?
00:37:01Luke, you did not
00:37:08which one of them
00:37:09speaks to you?
00:37:10I mean I want all of them
00:37:12that's done
00:37:13I haven't even picked one out
00:37:15you said you want all of them
00:37:17they're yours
00:37:2480
00:37:25I can't accept this
00:37:26this is like my whole
00:37:27college tuition in this room
00:37:29well I didn't offer you
00:37:30a quarter million dollars
00:37:30in dresses to piss you off
00:37:34why do you like me?
00:37:35I'm just a college student
00:37:37and you're
00:37:39you
00:37:40doctor trust fund baby
00:37:42your culture
00:37:43your parents host
00:37:44charity events
00:37:45you have a butler
00:37:46that does your laundry
00:37:47I do my laundry
00:37:48in a coin-operated machine
00:37:49that I share with like
00:37:50a hundred other students
00:37:52it's not too late
00:37:53to not associate with me
00:38:09of course it's too late
00:38:10I'm already falling for you
00:38:14then why don't you go all the way
00:38:15with me
00:38:20because
00:38:21I want it to be right
00:38:23I don't want you to look back
00:38:24on this and take me as the old guy
00:38:26who took advantage of you
00:38:29but take it slow
00:38:35even though
00:38:38there's nothing
00:38:39I'd rather do
00:38:39than rip your clothes
00:38:40off right now
00:38:42really
00:38:47really
00:39:11come back here
00:39:13I'm just giving you
00:39:14what you want
00:39:18are you
00:39:19teasing me
00:39:20Mrs. Isdale
00:39:21you're the one
00:39:22that wants to wait
00:39:23doctor
00:39:32just making sure
00:39:33you know what you're
00:39:33missing out on
00:39:34can you zip me up please
00:39:43you know
00:39:43I'm gonna need you
00:39:44back for this
00:39:54whatever you say doc
00:40:03that doesn't sound like Gina
00:40:06he dumps my best friend
00:40:08the gala is tonight
00:40:10and Luke is supposed to have
00:40:12the dean's daughter on his arm
00:40:15not strutting the campus mattress
00:40:19Luke's an idiot
00:40:20for dumping an heiress
00:40:21for a barista
00:40:24don't worry mom
00:40:25I'll pry that little gold digger
00:40:27off his arm
00:40:27just long enough
00:40:28for him to realize
00:40:29that he's made a mistake
00:40:30mm-hmm
00:40:31that's my girl
00:40:36Sophie
00:40:36love
00:40:37you've been in there
00:40:37for two hours
00:40:38I promise you
00:40:39you're gonna be
00:40:40the most beautiful person
00:40:41at the gala tonight
00:40:56holy shit
00:41:05it's not about being pretty
00:41:06I just
00:41:08I don't want to embarrass you
00:41:09in front of all your rich friends
00:41:11I've never even been
00:41:12to a charity auction
00:41:14wouldn't it make more sense
00:41:15if we just met up
00:41:15at like
00:41:16a bowling alley
00:41:17and donated the party expenses
00:41:21you're so refreshing
00:41:24you ready?
00:41:41wow
00:41:42she's an upgraded vagina
00:41:45yeah
00:41:45you never said
00:41:46your brother's chip
00:41:47was so pretty
00:41:48why would you want
00:41:49to break them up?
00:41:50shut up
00:41:51there's a two and a half
00:41:52billion dollar inheritance
00:41:53found the train
00:41:53if my brother
00:41:54raises a snow bunny
00:41:55it's that of Gina
00:42:03I'd like to thank you all
00:42:04for coming to the
00:42:05Baldwin Memorial Charity Event
00:42:06this is a great opportunity
00:42:08for us to raise money
00:42:09for the family clinic
00:42:10myself
00:42:10and my girlfriend
00:42:12Sophie Tisdale
00:42:13are very excited
00:42:14to meet and talk
00:42:15to all of you
00:42:16cheers
00:42:21girlfriend
00:42:22not for long
00:42:36good evening everyone
00:42:38thank you so much
00:42:40for being here
00:42:41at our wonderful
00:42:42charity auction
00:42:44our first item
00:42:49an all expense paid trip
00:42:51to Bora Bora
00:42:53with its amazing
00:42:55iconic
00:42:56volcanic views
00:42:58starting big
00:42:595,000
00:43:015,000
00:43:03now 6
00:43:0320 to 6
00:43:04Bora Bora
00:43:05after finals
00:43:06that's pretty good
00:43:06can I get
00:43:08you need to come quick
00:43:10my wife's having
00:43:11allergic reaction
00:43:11you gonna be okay?
00:43:13no
00:43:14let's go
00:43:23what is it?
00:43:24my throat
00:43:25oh you're not
00:43:27breathe
00:43:34sold
00:43:35number 12
00:43:36$7,000
00:43:37all expense paid
00:43:38trip
00:43:38to Bora Bora
00:43:39give him a round of applause
00:43:40congratulations
00:43:42actually we have
00:43:43one more item
00:43:44up for grabs
00:43:45Miss Tisdale
00:43:46a gorgeous student
00:43:48has graciously
00:43:49offered herself
00:43:50up for a date
00:43:51with a lucky man
00:43:53now according
00:43:54to Miss Tisdale
00:43:55she has a great
00:43:56personality
00:43:56and an even
00:43:57better mouth
00:43:59what a hussy
00:44:00auctioning a blowjob
00:44:03I hope Dr. Miller
00:44:04knows what his
00:44:05girlfriend's up to
00:44:06I mean the poor guy
00:44:07is tending to a patient
00:44:08I knew that you were
00:44:10too classless
00:44:11for this family
00:44:12poor Lukey
00:44:14she hasn't fooled
00:44:15trailer trash skank
00:44:18who let her kind
00:44:19in here
00:44:20I wouldn't do that
00:44:21I would never
00:44:22I have a thousand
00:44:23for a night with
00:44:24Miss Tisdale
00:44:26really Sophie
00:44:27no one wants you
00:44:28for a thousand
00:44:30alright
00:44:31$500
00:44:34$500
00:44:34$500 for the poor girl
00:44:37she's got student loans
00:44:39whatever that means
00:44:41where's Luke
00:44:49I don't see anything
00:44:51wrong here
00:44:51no my throat
00:44:52it hurts
00:44:54I recognize you
00:44:55you're one of my
00:44:56sister's shithead friends
00:44:57what the hell is going
00:44:57on here
00:44:58hey
00:44:58your sister's doing
00:44:59you a favor
00:44:59bro
00:44:59Patrick
00:45:01get out of my way
00:45:02why lower your standards
00:45:03we're millionaires
00:45:04she might be a good
00:45:05fuck but that's all
00:45:06she'll ever be
00:45:13you can talk about
00:45:14my girlfriend
00:45:14when you can live
00:45:15a day without
00:45:15your daddy's money
00:45:17motherfucker
00:45:20$450
00:45:22$400
00:45:25oh alright
00:45:26I mean look
00:45:28I know Sophie's
00:45:30just being modest
00:45:31poor girl doesn't
00:45:32have many skills
00:45:33outside the bedroom
00:45:35well I'll help
00:45:36the young lady
00:45:37then
00:45:37maybe
00:45:38we could have
00:45:39some late night
00:45:40study sessions
00:45:41huh
00:45:43sold
00:45:43sold for $400
00:45:46wow Sophie
00:45:47looks like people
00:45:48really aren't in the
00:45:49market for used goods
00:46:00used goods
00:46:01that's right Serena
00:46:02after you being the
00:46:03person that's had five
00:46:04abortions in the last
00:46:05year
00:46:05look you watch your
00:46:06mouth right now
00:46:09what was that you're
00:46:10saying about
00:46:12class Leticia
00:46:13darling
00:46:18you idiot
00:46:20get off the stage
00:46:21we're leaving
00:46:22mom he's
00:46:23embarrassing me
00:46:24you're humiliating me
00:46:26in front of my
00:46:26friends you
00:46:27I see
00:46:27no need my dear
00:46:29our circle of elite
00:46:31friends can no longer
00:46:32be seen with the likes
00:46:33of you
00:46:34after all of
00:46:35this
00:46:37but
00:46:38but
00:46:39no
00:46:40no
00:46:42young man
00:46:43that information
00:46:44you gave
00:46:45is illegal
00:46:46you're a doctor
00:46:48Greg I was waiting
00:46:49to get to you
00:46:49you want to bid on
00:46:51my girlfriend
00:46:51aren't you a little
00:46:53occupied with your
00:46:53secret girlfriend
00:46:54Stephanie
00:46:54how's she recovering
00:46:55from her boob job
00:46:56no no no no no
00:47:01no no no no
00:47:03Stephanie
00:47:13I'm gonna sue you
00:47:14for everything you've
00:47:16got
00:47:16you can't
00:47:17you see yes
00:47:18my family might own
00:47:19the clinic that you
00:47:20all go to
00:47:21but I practice
00:47:22under the university
00:47:22so you can't touch me
00:47:24so unless you all
00:47:26want me to air out
00:47:26your dirty laundry
00:47:27I suggest you cut
00:47:28very generous checks
00:47:29to the charity
00:47:30and then get the
00:47:30out of my house
00:47:33let's go
00:47:35get to writing
00:47:37let's go
00:47:38everybody out
00:47:45where these assholes
00:47:47go
00:47:47you didn't have to
00:47:48ruin your charity
00:47:49event for me
00:47:50I would have been
00:47:50okay
00:47:51I do it a thousand
00:47:52times over
00:47:53no one comes at my
00:47:54woman like that
00:47:54plus I think we made
00:47:56more in donations
00:47:56than I think
00:47:57have in the last
00:47:57ten years
00:47:59blackmail surprisingly
00:48:00works
00:48:02what are you looking for
00:48:02what are you looking for
00:48:19I paid for all the booze
00:48:20so
00:48:21I figure
00:48:22how the night went
00:48:24might as well be your
00:48:25personal bartender
00:48:27right
00:48:28okay
00:48:30make me
00:48:32an appletini
00:48:34what
00:48:36seriously
00:48:38alright so
00:48:40vodka
00:48:41lemon
00:48:42and apple
00:48:43liqueur
00:48:43can we just
00:48:44choose something
00:48:45easier
00:48:45you suck
00:48:46at being a rich
00:48:47rich kid
00:48:51move
00:48:55can you open that
00:48:58thank you
00:49:02all right
00:49:03let's just
00:49:04make it simple
00:49:06body shots
00:49:09I've never done that
00:49:10before
00:49:12seriously
00:49:13what do you mean
00:49:14you're like so old
00:49:15I was trying to get
00:49:16into school
00:49:17I didn't have time
00:49:17to do body shots
00:49:19off of hot little
00:49:20girls like you
00:49:20he just said
00:49:21you're hot
00:49:22make the move
00:49:23Sophie
00:49:23okay well
00:49:25I'll teach you
00:49:36holy shit
00:49:58all right
00:49:59I got the hang of that
00:50:01now it's your turn
00:50:02Miss Tisdale
00:50:02now or never Sophie
00:50:03go for it
00:50:04new rule
00:50:05you can't choose
00:50:06the same place twice
00:50:07is that so
00:50:10then
00:50:11where are you
00:50:12gonna lick me
00:50:21shame shame
00:50:23you're trying to play
00:50:24with my emotion
00:50:26blame blame
00:50:27only you feel
00:50:28like a devotion
00:50:29how'd you ever think
00:50:31you could pull this shit
00:50:33think you could get away
00:50:34with it
00:50:35be careful what you get
00:50:37cause you don't know
00:50:38what you might get
00:50:48I'm sorry
00:50:49was that
00:50:50you drive me
00:50:51fucking wild
00:50:53Luke
00:50:54I'm ready
00:51:02I'm an idiot
00:51:05wait what
00:51:06Sophie I want you
00:51:07I'm sorry
00:51:09fuck
00:51:10Luke no
00:51:11no no
00:51:12I'm telling you
00:51:12that I'm ready
00:51:14I want to do this
00:51:15with you
00:51:15lose my virginity
00:51:17Sophie
00:51:19don't Sophie me
00:51:20that's so patronizing
00:51:24okay
00:51:24I'm trying
00:51:25but
00:51:26I'm gonna be the person
00:51:27responsible if you get hurt
00:51:29I don't want to be the guy
00:51:30that you know
00:51:31leads to you ruining your life
00:51:33I'm terrified of that
00:51:34it's this that hurts me
00:51:35what you're doing right now
00:51:36rejecting me
00:51:37what would be so terrible
00:51:39about us being together
00:51:40being together
00:51:41Sophie
00:51:43did you see what happened
00:51:44here today
00:51:45I mean my family sucks
00:51:47my ex-girlfriend
00:51:48is batshit crazy
00:51:50I mean
00:51:51of course I want to be with you
00:51:53but am I right for you
00:51:56and you really want to take on
00:51:57this baggage
00:51:58I might be a virgin
00:51:59but this whole
00:52:00it's not you
00:52:01it's me thing
00:52:01is really freshman year
00:52:07Sophie
00:52:08where are you going
00:52:09I'm calling a cab
00:52:10and going back to campus
00:52:11I can't deal with your
00:52:12hot and cold bullshit anymore
00:52:13you think you're doing me
00:52:15this favor
00:52:15but really
00:52:16you're just reminding me
00:52:17of how unfuckable I am
00:52:20don't follow me
00:52:27damn it
00:52:34I guess I'm the first girl in the world
00:52:36to be on birth control
00:52:38and not even get laid
00:52:52what's the point in talking to me now
00:52:54you've rejected me thrice
00:52:59is that your boyfriend
00:53:00you're ignoring
00:53:01nope
00:53:03boyfriends have sex
00:53:04with their girlfriends
00:53:05so I've got the hottest girl
00:53:06in the bar
00:53:08all to myself
00:53:12what
00:53:13you heard me
00:53:15hottest lady I've ever seen
00:53:16at this school
00:53:19seriously
00:53:20you're into this
00:53:22like
00:53:22you might want to like
00:53:24hook up
00:53:24hell yeah I would
00:53:26maybe we can start
00:53:27with a kiss
00:53:28wow
00:53:29I'm not unfuckable
00:53:30after all
00:53:31maybe you lose the problem
00:53:33I was beginning to think
00:53:34nobody would take my virginity
00:53:38what did you just say
00:53:44I'm a virgin
00:53:47she's a virgin
00:53:50aww cute
00:53:51excuse me
00:53:52too much work
00:53:53you're probably super clingy too
00:53:55you should just go back to your dorm sweetie
00:53:59sweetie I'm a senior
00:54:01that's even sadder
00:54:05you're just into me
00:54:06why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe
00:54:09you're obviously a nice girl
00:54:11but I'm looking for a fun time
00:54:12you know
00:54:14you're gonna get feels
00:54:15and it's gonna get messy
00:54:16and
00:54:18bleh
00:54:19sorry
00:54:21what
00:54:23I'm glad
00:54:30I'm in this
00:54:31$80,000 dress
00:54:33and I can't even get a stupid
00:54:35horny track guy
00:54:36to get with me
00:54:38he would probably fuck anything
00:54:40except for me apparently
00:54:45oh and Luke
00:54:45of course Luke on the other hand
00:54:47he's had his hands
00:54:48literally inside of me
00:54:49and I guess he was just so repulsed that
00:54:52that he didn't need to see more
00:54:55you know what
00:55:02Sophie where the hell you been
00:55:04you're not the hospital right now bro
00:55:05oh look at me
00:55:06I'm a fancy ivy league doctor
00:55:08and I'm also hot as fuck
00:55:10and I just love to lead girls on
00:55:12with the orgasm pap smear two for one
00:55:16say something asshole
00:55:20can I come get you right now please
00:55:21so you can what
00:55:22not have sex
00:55:23yeah I don't think so
00:55:24I think I'll stay right here
00:55:25where the guys at least have
00:55:27I don't know the decency
00:55:28to not lead me on
00:55:30guys what guys
00:55:31someone do something to you
00:55:32of course not
00:55:33they said I was too messy
00:55:36too messy
00:55:37and too much
00:55:38and I guess that means
00:55:39you get a second chance
00:55:41Sophie
00:55:42you either fuck me
00:55:43or you lose me
00:55:46I think I'm gonna pass out
00:55:48I'm coming to get you
00:55:49keep the phone on you
00:55:50alright
00:56:02Sophie
00:56:03Sophie
00:56:03hey wake up
00:56:10I got you
00:56:10I got you
00:56:11come on
00:56:26is she
00:56:31she's fine
00:56:32she's
00:56:34bottled water
00:56:34and two of these
00:56:35in the morning
00:56:36I don't know what she drank
00:56:37but whatever it is
00:56:38gonna hit her hard
00:56:42Sophie you're gonna be
00:57:00the death of me
00:57:02rise and shine
00:57:04party animal
00:57:05you have a lot to tell me
00:57:10you feel like shit
00:57:12you look like shit
00:57:14but like a million bucks
00:57:17so is this a gift from Luke
00:57:18or
00:57:19Everly the only thing
00:57:20that is gonna make this
00:57:21vodka tequila hangover
00:57:23worse is hearing his name
00:57:25he led me on
00:57:26and then left me for Ted
00:57:28but Luke brought you back
00:57:30to the door
00:57:30Ev I don't wanna hear it
00:57:33I'm done having my time wasted
00:57:36I guess I'm just too much work
00:57:38as a virgin
00:57:40so I've decided
00:57:43I'm not a virgin anymore
00:57:45huh
00:57:45well virginity is like a whole construct
00:57:48right
00:57:48people
00:57:49guys aren't gonna stop
00:57:51treating me like a baby
00:57:52unless I stop acting like one
00:57:54and looking like one
00:57:58I need you
00:57:59to help me look slutty
00:58:06no way I'm not gonna do that
00:58:08you're not gonna help me look sexy
00:58:09why not
00:58:10Sophie you are sexy
00:58:11I'm not slutty sexy
00:58:13guys don't go for that
00:58:15I look like a nun librarian
00:58:18I'm giving off
00:58:19don't fuck
00:58:20snooze fest
00:58:21boring
00:58:23Sophie as your best friend
00:58:24I'm obligated to tell you
00:58:25that you don't have to change yourself
00:58:26for the right guy
00:58:27the thing is
00:58:28Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:34warm me up
00:58:51perfect
00:59:13isn't that that one
00:59:14darky barista chick
00:59:15there's no way
00:59:17that goes off
00:59:18it is
00:59:20bad Sophie Tisdale
00:59:21dude the makeover is actually working
00:59:24everyone's looking at you
00:59:25good
00:59:26I hope the news gets back to Luke
00:59:27I mean more
00:59:28hmm
00:59:34oh shit
00:59:35there he is
00:59:36are you gonna say something
00:59:40holy shit Sophie
00:59:42no
00:59:43I'm just gonna make you regret everything
00:59:52thanks babe
00:59:53it's all beautiful
01:00:03and what can I get for you handsome
01:00:05a latte would be nice
01:00:06but uh
01:00:07I like what you're giving me right now
01:00:09I take all kinds of tips
01:00:10what the hell's going on here
01:00:12stop interrupting grandpa
01:00:13the fuck did you just say
01:00:15one latte
01:00:16coming right up
01:00:19and what can I get for you doctor
01:00:21Sophie what is this
01:00:22you're dressed different
01:00:24you're acting different
01:00:24I don't get it
01:00:27whoops
01:00:27let me get that for you
01:00:35did you want a coffee
01:00:36the ab shining is on the house
01:00:39Sophie I don't
01:00:40is this like a punishment
01:00:41I mean if it is I get it
01:00:42but throwing yourself at other guys
01:00:44it's not you
01:00:44that's really not up to you anymore
01:00:46Dr. Miller
01:00:47I gave you a chance
01:00:49and besides
01:00:50there's someone out there
01:00:50who wants me
01:00:51and isn't gonna embarrass me
01:00:52in the process
01:00:53hey uh
01:00:54we're throwing a Halloween party tonight
01:00:56they done land fair
01:00:57you should come
01:00:59she's got plans
01:01:01actually I don't
01:01:03my first frat party invite
01:01:05wow
01:01:06this whole hot girl act
01:01:07is actually working
01:01:08you should bring your home girl
01:01:10the guy's gonna love you
01:01:11I will
01:01:12see you tonight
01:01:15you're not going to bed
01:01:16newsflash
01:01:17you're not my boyfriend
01:01:18you could have been
01:01:19but you didn't want the baggage
01:01:20that's not true
01:01:21actually I have to go
01:01:22plan my outfit for tonight
01:01:23my very sexy
01:01:25very booby outfit
01:01:28go go go
01:01:30Sophie I'm not gonna let you
01:01:31throw your life away
01:01:31just because of me
01:01:32alright
01:01:32if I'm gonna do this
01:01:33fucking frat party
01:01:3436 years old
01:01:35I will
01:01:39what could you have
01:01:40possibly been in that
01:01:41oh that was
01:01:43sexy Minnie Mouse
01:01:44yeah
01:01:44I think I still have
01:01:45the ears somewhere
01:01:46ew that doesn't even
01:01:47sound right
01:01:49I just found
01:01:50the perfect outfit
01:01:52to match your boyfriend's
01:01:55everly
01:01:55not funny
01:01:56imagine being
01:01:57old ass Luke
01:01:58stuck at the stupid hospital
01:01:59and he gets a text
01:02:00from you
01:02:01in this
01:02:02if he hasn't jumped
01:02:03off a bridge
01:02:03he definitely will
01:02:05how pathetic is it
01:02:06that I'm playing mind games
01:02:07with a guy that I haven't
01:02:08even gone to second base with
01:02:09hey
01:02:09whatever helps you get
01:02:11over him
01:02:11okay
01:02:15red push-up bra
01:02:16pink
01:02:18red
01:02:31get in
01:02:32get Sophie's safe
01:02:33get out
01:02:35Sophie's the only person
01:02:36I'm doing this for
01:02:38sick costume bro
01:02:41right
01:02:44gotta have at least
01:02:46three chicks with you
01:02:47to get in man
01:02:49sorry
01:02:51rules
01:03:00idiot
01:03:00I have to get to it
01:03:05where is it?
01:03:08stop being shy
01:03:10you look hot
01:03:13see
01:03:16wait
01:03:17hand me your phone
01:03:18why
01:03:22because
01:03:23I'm
01:03:25taking a 0.5
01:03:27and
01:03:27sending it to
01:03:29no
01:03:31yes
01:03:46I need to be so drunk
01:03:52to predict what you just did
01:03:53he opened it
01:03:54immediately
01:03:55he's so whipped
01:03:57welcome to the party
01:04:02I need to be so drunk
01:04:04to predict what you just did
01:04:05he opened it
01:04:05immediately
01:04:06he's so whipped
01:04:09welcome to the party
01:04:14do it at his house
01:04:19hell yeah
01:04:20looks a little something like this
01:04:22looks a little bit like I can't miss
01:04:24this is what you talk
01:04:32it's just not the same
01:04:34when it's not him
01:04:35Sophie
01:04:35Sophie
01:04:37Sophie
01:04:38Sophie
01:04:38Sophie
01:04:40Sophie
01:04:41Sophie
01:04:42Sophie
01:04:42Sophie
01:04:43Sophie
01:04:44Sophie
01:04:44Sophie
01:04:45Sophie
01:04:46Sophie
01:04:50yo this girl's crazy
01:04:57yo this girl's crazy
01:05:02yeah
01:05:03just give me a second guys
01:05:08did he come here just to keep an eye on me
01:05:15you're really trying to piss me off right now aren't you actually i'm not thinking about you
01:05:18at all that's a lie you talk come on sophie let's play spin the bottle
01:05:27coming my friend here's just leaving actually i'll join what no
01:05:42who's going first
01:05:45i'll spin do you think he's a ta i hope it lands on me he seems experienced
01:06:05fuck sophie and luke to the closet
01:06:10as soon as the seven minutes are up i want out
01:06:24can you talk like adults can you fuck like adults
01:06:34you know you dress like this like you're on a fucking radio
01:06:56how about another belly exam dr miller
01:07:23what
01:07:23what
01:07:23what
01:07:30what
01:07:32time's up
01:07:35what were you just you wanted to i'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine luke
01:07:41now you'll wish you would have fucked me when you had the chance
01:08:00so
01:08:01how was it
01:08:05what
01:08:05luke's a little too shy for me i'm gonna spin again
01:08:11what
01:08:11what
01:08:11what
01:08:11what
01:08:12what
01:08:12what
01:08:12what
01:08:13what
01:08:13what
01:08:13what
01:08:14what
01:08:20me me so if you come on him you had your chance luke come on noah
01:08:37okay i've never kissed anyone before
01:08:40what so i'm gonna embarrass myself so i'm warning you that i'm you can relax i wasn't gonna kiss you
01:08:48anyway really but all the rumors like everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess derrick says
01:08:56that you put your legs behind your head i don't even know a derrick i'm sorry noah but neither
01:09:03you nor me are losing our virginities tonight i'm so screwed everyone in the frat knows that i'm a
01:09:09virgin and i'm the only one they're gonna kill me no they're gonna make fun of me and then kill
01:09:14me
01:09:15no they're gonna make fun of me to death wait i'll help you how
01:09:28it's awful quiet in there noah come on virgin
01:09:34they're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate we don't have time just come here
01:09:40you can tell them you lost it to me really you don't care no but i'm just trying to make
01:09:47someone
01:09:47jealous you can tell them i fucked you upside down for all i care just as long as luke overhears
01:09:57i owe you
01:10:01noah are you in there oh yeah oh it's getting crazy in there
01:10:09oh yeah all right that's enough
01:10:15sophie if you open the damn door
01:10:19okay ready it's working
01:10:23oh you really want to piss him off
01:10:25he deserves it
01:10:50what's the problem doctor the fuck were you doing at me with him
01:10:57well first i unzipped his pants and then i saw his cock
01:11:07liar
01:11:09you don't know that
01:11:14you know you belong to me
01:11:16for what
01:11:38why are you tripping baby you know
01:11:40get out
01:11:51i need this
01:11:51i don't want to
01:11:56me too
01:12:13what don't tell me you're changing your mind
01:12:16no no i'm not changing my mind i'm just kicking myself
01:12:21i can't believe i deprived myself of you for so long
01:12:25you fucking idiot
01:12:27you are
01:12:50yes you better take that someone better be dying
01:13:00i'm sorry sophie i have to go
01:13:06i've been burned too many times are we ever going to do this look
01:13:13sophie i promise you the last thing i want to do is eat
01:13:15i promise we're gonna do this we are but not in some shitty fat house you deserve better than that
01:13:25better how
01:13:26i don't know
01:13:29you have a passport right
01:13:33sexy underwear
01:13:34track
01:13:34uh jacket
01:13:36track
01:13:37bikini
01:13:38where exactly is he taking you
01:13:40he didn't tell me
01:13:44crap he's here
01:13:47bitch you won't believe this oh my god
01:13:55no way
01:13:56this man's insane
01:13:57he's actually psycho
01:14:00on the other hand crazy makes for good sex
01:14:03don't you have like any advice for me
01:14:10he's hot
01:14:11do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:14:13it's finally happening
01:14:40you're incredible
01:14:42you said airport fit
01:14:44i guess you just look delicious and everything
01:14:52this is so psychotic
01:14:54am i really worth all this
01:14:58it's the first times
01:15:02are we flying domestic or internationally today sir
01:15:06international
01:15:17luke if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds i'm gonna lose my mind
01:15:21i'm sorry i just didn't want to run the surprise
01:15:24you ready
01:15:30a croissant
01:15:32you flew me nine hours for some pastries
01:15:37go look at the view you'll know where we are
01:15:46are you crazy you took me to paris
01:15:58whoo
01:15:59i set up an appointment at chanel and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant
01:16:05luke
01:16:12you want to add something to the itinerary
01:16:14i think you should take your clothes off
01:16:19i think you should take your clothes off
01:16:21yeah that's i think that's a good idea
01:16:39it's finally happening
01:17:03i don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic
01:17:06you know it was weird when you were my customer and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend
01:17:11is it weird that even in something so basic like this you still turn me on
01:17:21get away from my patient dr miller
01:17:25she's all yours
01:17:26she's all yours
01:17:27miss tisdale i see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your
01:17:31birth control prescription
01:17:32yes
01:17:32we performed a routine analysis of your urine sample
01:17:37i regret to inform you sophie
01:17:39we're unable to fulfill your request
01:17:44lorraine don't tell me
01:17:53i'll give you two a moment
01:18:01i'm so sorry i i don't know how this happened i was trying to be safe
01:18:06wow
01:18:08what do you think the odds are
01:18:101.6 and 100
01:18:13he'd probably hate me
01:18:16as long as you're not planning on ghosting me i'm actually pretty excited
01:18:20graduations in a month and i mean we'll be able to do it together
01:18:32we'll be able to do it together
01:18:33so
01:18:33i'm all in
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