00:15Oh
00:16Ain't much stays clean up here, Volpe
00:20You'll see
00:22I don't think it's our job to help these people
00:24They're murderers
00:25So what do you propose we do?
00:27We can do what they would have done us
00:30Wow
00:31He killed my husband
00:33If your father were here, he'd do the right thing
00:37Are you okay?
00:39The whole opening the vault door for Lucy thing didn't sit too out with the council
00:43So I guess I'm not a gatekeeper anymore
00:46I need the head
00:48It's the only way I can get my father back
00:51You can't treat people like this
00:54Yeah, why is that?
00:57Because of the golden rule
01:00The wasteland's got its own golden rule
01:02Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time
01:25Let's go sunnin'
01:27It's so good for you
01:29Let's go sunnin'
01:30Neat the sky of blue
01:32Neat the sky of blue
01:33Greet the sun
01:33Every morn
01:35Feel as free and happy as the day you were born
01:39Let's go native
01:40Sun you gives away
01:42Be creative
01:44Learn to live and play
01:46Pretty flowers need the sun
01:49This applies to everyone
01:52Life's worth livin'
01:56Life's worth livin'
01:56When nature's givin'
01:59Happy rest to everyone
02:02Let's go sunnin'
02:19Up and down
02:20Here's a bit
02:21Get out of the sky
02:34I need to go
02:49Roger, my name is Roger.
02:51My name is Roger.
02:53My name is Roger.
02:56My name is Roger.
03:01Hey, Raj.
03:03Hey.
03:07It's fancy seeing you out here.
03:10You out for that bounty too, huh?
03:14Yep.
03:24Oh, shit.
03:28How are you feeling?
03:29Oh.
03:33You know, it's hard out here.
03:39Dang, smoothies can be so unkind.
03:43I say you got a smoothie of your own.
03:52You turn it.
03:56Maybe.
03:58Maybe.
03:59Hey.
04:01You know, you don't have to have any vials, do you?
04:07Just one little puff and I'll be back on my feet.
04:10You don't look for it.
04:13I'm sorry, Roger.
04:14I'm all out.
04:15That's okay.
04:16It's okay.
04:18Though, um, your smooth-faced friend, you, um, might want to clear out before things get ugly.
04:31I did okay.
04:32I did okay.
04:3528 years since I first started showing.
04:38Ah!
04:43What the hell?
04:48Not as long as you, though, you've lasted us all.
04:52How long since you first started Wasteland?
04:55A long time.
04:58It's a lot of vials.
05:01Well, I've always been good at making money, Roger.
05:10Say, remember how good food used to taste?
05:15Whamcoe mac and cheese.
05:17Ice cream and apple pie.
05:21Hot damn!
05:22Apple pie!
05:24You know, my mom used to...
05:43Why'd you do that?
05:45You're sick.
05:56Stop, stop, stop!
05:57Please, I...
05:58No, I know it's hard up here, but you don't...
06:00You don't have...
06:01You don't have to resort to...
06:04What'd you say your name was?
06:07Lucy McLean.
06:12McLean?
06:18Well, Lucy McLean...
06:21It ain't all canned peaches and marmalade left up here, sweetheart.
06:26Sometimes...
06:27A fella's gotta eat a fella.
06:37You know, my vault has endured hardship, too.
06:40In the great plague of 77, everyone had to quarantine.
06:44They couldn't work the farms together.
06:45People starved.
06:47My mother included.
06:49My dad dropped to 128 pounds, and he still refused to do anything like this.
06:55What?
06:56What's so funny?
06:58Well...
06:59That's what people say they did...
07:01And what they really did.
07:04Well, I bet your daddy was first in line at the cookout.
07:08I bet he had a...
07:10Bill with a...
07:12Drawing of his neighbor's ass on there.
07:17How do you live like this?
07:20Why keep going?
07:33Well, one good question deserves another.
07:40Why the fuck am I doing all the work?
07:45Now, come on, party.
07:47Ass-dricky don't make itself.
07:52Call me now.
08:03Call me now.
08:08Call me now.
08:20Hello, ladies, how are you?
08:22Just fine, just fine.
08:24Hello, fellas, how are you?
08:26Just fine.
08:28It's real fine.
08:29Weather when we are to get together and we're all just fine, just fine.
08:35Are you glad that you are here?
08:37Morning, Woody.
08:37Morning, Reg.
08:39Nice work on your posters.
08:41Oh, thanks, Reg.
08:42I've been admiring yours as well.
08:45Any luck?
08:46I asked him all sorts of questions.
08:48Who he is, who he works for, why his colleagues kidnapped Overseer McLean, what organizing principle,
08:56if any, they operate under.
08:58Nothing, huh?
09:03200 years with no contact.
09:06The terrible things this creature must have been through.
09:11What's he doing?
09:12Oh, no.
09:15Sir?
09:15Please stop.
09:16You will injure yourself.
09:17Fuck you!
09:19We better try and come again.
09:21For his own safety.
09:23We'll try again tomorrow.
09:41There you are.
09:42Thought you might be up here.
09:45Made pie, if you'd like a piece.
09:50I was there the first time that you tried rhubarb pie and ice cream.
09:55You sure did like pie that day.
10:01You came here to talk to me about what I said at the assembly.
10:05And why do you think that is?
10:07It upset people.
10:09You don't like it when people get upset.
10:12But you do.
10:16You're not the only one that feels the absence of your father.
10:20People here are hurting.
10:23Disoriented.
10:25And with your sister gone, you're the last standing McClain.
10:30Your voice carries more weight than you might realize.
10:35I hid.
10:39During the raid, I got in a storage space and I hid.
10:43Does that make you angry?
10:48Why does it matter?
10:54Regular boys
10:57Can't get angry and they'll just pee on the ball.
11:02And clever boys like you are angry.
11:06You're lucky not to have seen where that can lead.
11:16Just tread lightly.
11:21That's all I ask.
11:32That's all I ask.
11:33Let's pray.
11:33Let's pray.
11:42We're asking.
11:42Goodbye.çľăă§
11:50members are angry. We can
11:50see. We're
11:51waiting. We can
11:51see the fight.
11:59Oh, my God.
12:28Oh, my God.
12:55Oh, I'm you, sweetie.
12:58You just give it a little time.
13:03Oh, my God.
13:42Where do you think you're going?
13:44You ain't going nowhere.
13:53There you are, you little killer.
14:14Now, that right there is the closest thing we've had to an honest exchange so far.
14:20Oh, my God.
14:23Oh, my God.
14:36Oh, my God.
14:40Oh, my God.
14:50Oh, my God.
14:59Hey.
15:00Hey.
15:01Hey, I thought I'd just stop by and see how you're doing.
15:04Not great, to be honest.
15:09First I lost Lucy, and then I lost my job as the gatekeeper.
15:14Right.
15:15How are you handling the, uh, death of the father of your unborn baby?
15:24Same.
15:25I was actually just organizing some of Bert's things,
15:28and, well, I thought maybe you might want some of them.
15:35This is all that's left of him.
15:42He was a good man, Steph.
15:45You think so?
15:46Of course. I mean, what can you say?
15:53Well,
15:56he took great care of his shoes.
15:59You know, it was one of the few things he truly loved.
16:03Get him talking about shoe maintenance,
16:05and he'd just carry on until everyone left the room.
16:11I loved him so much.
16:14And those monsters took him away from me.
16:19Awful.
16:20I hate those guys.
16:21It would mean a lot to me
16:23if you took Bert's shoes.
16:27Wow.
16:29Thank you, Steph.
16:31I'll,
16:33I'll try to wear them.
16:35Oh, good.
16:36And this.
16:45Oh, Bert.
16:48Bert.
16:50Bert.
16:52Bert.
16:54Bert.
17:00Bert.
17:02Bert.
17:04Bert.
17:06Bert.
17:06Bert.
17:06Bert.
17:08Bert.
17:19Oh, yeah, of course. I'm sorry. What was I thinking?
17:26Oh, Bert.
17:29Yes, I am Bert.
17:37Now, that is one wet lady.
17:48Oh, my God.
18:10Oh, my God.
18:39Condition.
18:43Near men condition.
18:45Condition grading requires physical evaluation.
18:49Please send her in.
18:57What's in there?
19:00You're about to find out.
19:04You're selling me?
19:08You got problems out here, too, sweetheart.
19:11Best you try your luck behind that door.
19:22Go on.
19:23Go on.
19:26Go on.
19:34Go on.
19:36Go on.
19:43Go on.
19:59Oh, my God.
20:33Welcome.
20:34What the fudge?
20:35Fudge? There's no fudge here.
20:37Only a General Atomics International Mark IV.
20:40That's what I am.
20:42You seem to be a woman.
20:44Please, sir. My name is Lucy McLean.
20:46My dad's been taken, and I've been kidnapped.
20:50He's right outside...
20:51I say, you've lost a finger.
20:53Ah, that won't do at all.
20:55Let's get you taken care of.
20:57Follow me.
21:11Apologies for the mess.
21:13Time flies by lately.
21:15Especially since my temporal senses went out in the Great War.
21:18That must have been a week ago at least.
21:21Would you mind taking a seat on that gurney in front of you?
21:26Now, what have we here?
21:30Too fat, too with it.
21:32Ah, this one will do it.
21:33Now, you're lucky. I don't have to use a thumb.
21:36Our finger infantry is in a sorry state.
21:40Now, if you give me your hand.
21:44Okay, you're going to feel a slight pinch.
21:49I said.
21:50I really do appreciate that.
21:52But listen, a big fish ate my head, and I need my head to get back my dad.
21:56Ben, that's much better, isn't it?
22:02Not a problem.
22:04That feels really, really nice.
22:07Now, would you prefer a dressing of high-quality synthetic fibers, classic cotton, or a comforting synthetic cotton blend?
22:15You have real cotton?
22:18Of course. Don't you?
22:24You know, that creature that brought me here, he...
22:29You seem unhappy.
22:31He did not treat me very courteously.
22:33Really?
22:34When I pointed out that he wasn't following the golden rule, he put a leash around my neck, and he
22:37made me drink from a pot of water that I'm pretty sure was just some kind of animal piece.
22:40Well, that is interesting.
22:41I mean, I thought I was here to be a sex slave.
22:43What? No!
22:45What a disgusting idea!
22:48I'm simply going to harvest your organs.
22:51Huh?
23:04Dessert tray in coming.
23:17Hey, now.
23:18Veronica.
23:24Wait, they're getting jello cake?
23:27Those are my orders.
23:30I wonder what your dad would say about this.
23:33He'd be handing out the cake himself.
23:35Yeah, he was a saint.
23:42Do you want it?
23:44Nobody's going to know.
23:47Yeah, I'm going to put this in my fridge.
23:57What are you looking at?
24:00A murderer in a cage?
24:03Paying the price for what you did to us.
24:07Or what you did to the innocent people in Vault 32?
24:11I don't know what the people of Vault 32 were up to.
24:17But it was anything but innocent.
24:37I don't know.
24:39Careful.
24:47That's what I'm looking for.
25:08Norm.
25:11Hi.
25:12Norm.
25:18Feel like getting out of the house?
25:20Yes.
25:32Maybe he was messing with me,
25:33but one of the raiders told me there was something up at 32.
25:37Uh-huh.
25:38Well, this isn't exactly fun for me, Norm.
25:42Then why'd you come?
25:43To be honest, I don't know.
25:45You don't think it's because you're still in love with my sister
25:48and being around me reminds you of her?
25:56This is so wrong.
25:58Come on.
26:00You have to see this.
26:02Wrong, wrong, wrong.
26:19Wrong, wrong, wrong.
26:48You see?
26:50Whatever happened here happened a long time ago.
26:53Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong,
27:07wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong,
27:07wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong,
27:08wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong,
27:08wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong,
27:10wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong
27:45The last biosignal detected was two years ago.
27:53The last biosignal detected was two years ago.
28:12The last biosignal detected was two years ago.
28:57So if they were already dead when the Raiders got here, who killed them?
29:04I mean, it looks like they strangled each other with their hands.
29:09It just doesn't make any sense.
29:23The last biosignal detected was two years ago.
30:01The last biosignal detected was two years ago.
30:10The last biosignal detected was two years ago.
30:17The last biosignal detected was two years ago.
30:38Excellent idea, as always, sir.
30:42Thanks, Snap, Snap.
30:43Do excuse me.
30:45Nice robot.
30:47And where are you from again?
30:50Never been there myself.
30:52Hope to go there someday soon.
31:02Here we are.
31:03Let's get on with it, shall we?
31:04We don't want to keep your associate waiting.
31:10Sir, you can't do this.
31:13Please, I need my organs.
31:14Now, don't be afraid.
31:16A little snip snip, and it will all be over.
31:21Hold still now.
31:25This one hurt a bit.
31:34Excuse me.
31:51Hello, hello.
31:54There's no fuck here.
32:09I am ever ready to throw.
32:12To throw.
32:13To throw.
32:22Hands up.
32:24Do as I say and Snip Snip doesn't get hurt.
32:29It's a fucking robot.
32:31Yeah, you might as well be holding an air conditioner hostage.
32:34Well, an air conditioner sounds nice, though.
32:36Yeah, an air conditioner would be a big deal, but you know what I mean.
32:39Totally.
32:41The question was, does she know what you mean?
32:44Yeah.
32:46I think I do.
32:47That's why I put a Braxo draining fluid in his syringes.
32:51Snip Snip, tell them what a Braxo does to the human body.
32:54If you've got a clog that's full of muck, trust a Braxo draining fluid to get it unstuck.
33:00It's very poisonous.
33:03Okay.
33:05You can walk out of here.
33:06Not just me.
33:08Them two.
33:29Hey, thank you.
33:38I said, all of them.
33:41Lady, those ones you don't understand.
34:01Don't be scared.
34:04You're free.
34:18Oh, gosh.
34:21That's all right.
34:22Whoa.
34:30Hello there.
34:35Good-bye.
34:36Good-bye.
34:51Martha.
34:53My name is Martha.
35:04Martha.
35:05My name is Martha.
35:07That's right.
35:08Your name is Martha.
35:14Martha.
35:29I know there's someone in there.
35:31Talk to me.
35:31Martha.
35:32Ah!
35:32Ah!
35:36Ah!
35:37Ah!
35:39Ah!
35:41Ah!
35:43Ah!
35:58Pardon me!
36:00Could I help you have a better day?
36:03No, thank you.
36:32Oh, jeez.
36:54Okay.
36:56I think it's safe to say they went bananas.
37:00It still doesn't explain how the Raiders got in.
37:15These people were crazy.
37:17If there were any survivors down here, they'd probably open the door and welcome the Raiders right in.
37:35It says it was open from the outside.
37:39No.
37:40They need a pit boy to open the door.
37:41They had one.
37:43Who's?
37:49The moms.
38:19You don't get these.
38:21You turn into one of those?
38:24That how it works?
38:48I may end up looking like you, but I'll never be like you.
39:05Golden rule, motherfucker.
39:07No.
39:08No.
39:09No.
39:12No.
39:19No.
39:21No.
39:25No.
39:27No.
39:50No.
39:51No.
39:53No.
39:54No.
39:54No.
39:57Here you'll be, you never belong to me, but I can dream, can't I, can I pretend that I'm locked
40:16in the van of your embrace?
40:20For dreams are just like wine, and I am drunk with mine, I'm alone, my heart is a sad affair,
40:43there's much confusion there.
40:50But I can dream, can't I, I'm alone, my heart is a sad affair, there's much confusion there.
41:09But I can dream, can I, can I adore you?
41:23Of the way our oceans are far, I can't make you open your heart, but I can dream, can I?
41:58I can dream, can I?
42:16There's an old Mexican eulogy, Fel Fuerte y Fumal, means it was ugly, strong, and had dignity.
42:28Well, Joey, I'll give you two out of three on that front.
42:39I hope you like the taste of lead, you common son of a bitch.
42:45Yee-hoo!
43:11Yee-hoo!
43:12Yee-hoo!
43:20Yee-hoo!
43:31Yee-hoo!
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