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00:00:05this is a love story love it's supposed to be patient and kind but let's be honest it's

00:00:16irrational it can make us crazy and sometimes downright insane i should know my husband made

00:00:25me small no it's not a metaphor he made me six inches tall i'm literally the size of a dry

00:00:42martini shaken stirred and nursing the burn of every sip even at our ugliest i still believe

00:00:53our love's worth fighting for but fair warning it's going to get worse before it gets better

00:01:05to us to us

00:01:13to recapturing magic to the journey not the destination

00:01:18and to dr carmichael couples therapist extraordinaire to her words of wisdom

00:01:24it's speaking of the journey it was bumpy

00:01:28yeah a few potholes yeah yeah checked into separate rooms um but i am working through my narcissistic

00:01:37tendencies and i am working on my accountability issues and here we are we made it got to the next

00:01:45stop dr carmichael's new year new us colon a grand gesture i'd like to go first okay great

00:02:01i've arranged to get the vermont gang back together at the gray house on new year's eve for our anniversary

00:02:07so we can renew our vows new year new us

00:02:14i'm speechless

00:02:16we were so happy there

00:02:20really really are gary and meg gonna be there they're giving up cabo

00:02:24lulu

00:02:25our daughter has not returned my call oh she's 18 she will they don't do phones always send a text

00:02:30okay

00:02:30okay my turn okay this will be but the last christmas that we spend in st louis because i

00:02:39have listed our house with the contingency to run it back from the bio through next december i'm going

00:02:44to land this big fish and tomorrow i'm going to get eld smith to bankroll the final stage of my

00:02:50life's

00:02:50work so that in one year lindy we can move back to the gray house permanently like i promised years

00:02:57ago a clean slate and a fresh start i supported you and you got your prize and all i ask

00:03:05is that for

00:03:06one more year you support me so i can get mine are you serious the listing went up today

00:03:19is this real very

00:03:25less

00:03:29i love you lindy i love you too

00:03:42thank you thank you for inviting me back into our bed

00:04:09how does one solve the problem of feeding the world

00:04:14only less little john knows now what if we could take say an ear of corn and shrink it to

00:04:22a fraction

00:04:22of its original size just imagine a farmer could grow ten a hundred a thousand ears of corn in the

00:04:30space it takes to grow one but how does cellular reduction work my revolutionary molecular

00:04:37transformation process fundamentally changes the distance between atoms oh the real question is

00:04:44can you restore the corn cob to regular size after it's been miniaturized not only can we do it we

00:04:50will

00:04:50do it together helton smith we can make more with less that's l e s i'll take it from here

00:05:00less okay

00:05:05now it's time to blow your minds

00:05:12you call this the mini barn card no one calls it that it's just me see i grew up on

00:05:18a farm rich

00:05:45you call this the future

00:05:50you call this the future

00:06:02i am

00:06:05fucking amazed

00:06:08there's a corner there's a truck here look how tiny it is it's being tiny

00:06:12it's incredible i got you you did you really did it's crazy oh amazing again make it big i want

00:06:20to taste it

00:06:22oh a big coin takes a big investment oh there he is money man chiming in well go on uh

00:06:29you know uh

00:06:30flavor saver was a huge step forward it was the first and the best gmo tomato on the market but

00:06:37it was a

00:06:37failure well no it wasn't it was a breakthrough but it tasted like old band-aids admit it no i

00:06:46don't think

00:06:46i will admit it or i walk no

00:06:56i don't think it's going to be a failure i got you yes you did hilton but this agrotech

00:07:03is going to change the world jinx and just think this is only the beginning sorry who are you vivian

00:07:09hilton's chief scientist i'm the guts i just write the checks she's the brains and my guts never make

00:07:16mistakes i mean i would write you a check right now but for some reason i'm just not feeling yummy

00:07:26in my tummy

00:07:29you me who are you is this a true question i don't know is it well who are you i'm

00:07:38awesome i'm hilton

00:07:40well i'm awesome i'm less yeah i'm gonna need more

00:07:52you like it yeah i'm gonna lose my house

00:08:14hey hey uh something quietly revealed itself to me oh what's that maria's staff pick

00:08:24my rainbow starts with black it's a poet surprise winning novel by the one the only lindy mcmichael

00:08:30little john that's a lifetime ago 18 years and still a fan fave listen richie um we need to talk

00:08:42oh no yeah no we've just begun richie hold on this is just the first act not turn this into

00:08:50a tragedy

00:08:52tragedy is a better story oh i wish they had a section on how to repair an emotional affair

00:09:00you really saw me when i needed it the most yeah and and you really gave me that emotional intimacy

00:09:08that i craved you know you were a great shoulder an ear you're so handsome young smart and maybe in

00:09:19another life but but i fell in love

00:09:24and you i fell in less hell yes why less knows the real me the worst of me and he

00:09:33he still loves me

00:09:35i could love the worst you no he has 20 years on you and you've known me like a few

00:09:41months six and a

00:09:42half less he made a grand gesture and he promised me a fresh start and i believe him why no

00:09:52no no

00:09:53actually don't say love should remain a mystery my mom told me that okay i'm gonna go

00:10:01just wait wait wait this oh god i got you this christmas present absolutely cannot accept this

00:10:07you must or it means our love was in vain not love okay okay okay just open the card first

00:10:13there is no need

00:10:14you need to thank me okay

00:10:31merry christmas my love

00:10:33in anticipation of the new year new you and new us i thought this would be a great start

00:10:40open the present i'll wait

00:10:52i hate this rag i know you hate this rag but i knew you'd never send it in yourself give

00:10:58it a

00:10:58quick read see if you recognize it

00:11:02oh richie no no no what have you done i presented to be your book agent your story is gonna

00:11:09be in the

00:11:10new yorker no no i didn't write this i'm fucked i know it's overwhelming and i'm sure you don't

00:11:19oh that's richie no no no no oh my

00:11:24fuck oh oh shit shit shit shit oh

00:11:27pick up pick up

00:11:30terry oh okay there is a story there's a story in new york with my name on it

00:11:36and i need you to call me back this is an emergency for sirius this time call me back

00:11:41oh

00:11:42fuck

00:11:53hmm shut the door

00:11:55why

00:11:55because i want to raise my voice

00:11:58jesus jumping crackers why would you invite hilton to your charity event at your home tonight

00:12:05because he wants to know who i am

00:12:06but lindy will be there and i'm sorry am i the only one that remembers last year the the the

00:12:12the

00:12:12silent auction the pool incident and you're still serving alcohol this year right

00:12:16count me out i'm sorry i cannot watch

00:12:21i don't think that my heart or my stomach can tolerate another interaction with him

00:12:27but we are broke and here's all we have there are no more interested investors less with hilton's

00:12:35kind of cash you know what lindy and i are fine now we're good even and we're renewing our vows

00:12:41new

00:12:41year new us yes you said that last year this year it's gonna stick you sleeping in the same bed

00:12:46yes just sleeping sleeping plus big plus small plus it feels so much better if it was big we're

00:12:54on the road to big i promise you um okay

00:12:58lindy it's me it's me calling you um i'm not panicking but just call me back before the party okay

00:13:03it's not an emergency but it's an emergency oh so sorry sir um my uh my polyp is gone yeah

00:13:10but

00:13:11there's a hole in my heart now sounds like a case for the bard's guard so i'll be unable to

00:13:15attend

00:13:16your party this evening our loss good luck richard

00:13:41you're not jackie i'm hell don't make me raise it through i'm professor little john jackie's

00:13:48professor did she leave for break already have i missed her i hope not because i'm her ride

00:13:53jackie professor little john yeah lindy you should call me lindy oh uh hell uh professor little john is

00:14:00the reason that i'm here oh you wrote that book she loves i didn't read it no offense none taken

00:14:07jackie

00:14:07i'm so glad i caught you can we talk yeah just real quick oh you mean without me i do

00:14:14oh is it okay

00:14:15oh yeah a bit rude no offense but sure okay let's just have a okay um

00:14:23have i done something wrong professor little joe oh no no gosh no no i have i have

00:14:30i um i need to tell you something uh i loved your short story untitled on purpose that's the one

00:14:42yeah i loved it it was brilliant and the prose was incisive oh just the voice fresh distinguished rare

00:14:51one that deserves the attention of the new york literati

00:14:55i mean that that means the world to me professor little john it's almost it's almost christmas and

00:15:02you're at my door complimenting my work i oh my gosh i couldn't ask for a better okay listen to

00:15:06me

00:15:06listen to me yes you need to turn it into a novel right now now really really now mm-hmm

00:15:15um

00:15:16i guess i could get started over the break no you need to take next semester off and just write

00:15:21the whole

00:15:23semester you just want to isolate and write while it's fresh while it's here while untitled on

00:15:30purpose is coursing through you right yes i feel it okay so you need to isolate and write uh no

00:15:36distractions no internet no novels no magazines no uh nothing right nothing and just all winter long

00:15:43uh very a room of one's own right wolf it right wolf it could you do that yes well oh

00:15:49well how's dad my

00:15:50uncle flip he has a cabin back in montana that's super isolated oh well then pond isolated that's

00:15:55perfect right yes jackie yeah this has the potential to be your my rainbow starts with black no professor

00:16:05little john it it couldn't jackie i should know my goal in life is to just write one one great

00:16:14novel

00:16:15like you that's okay so we're agreed you're gonna isolate and write yes all semester all semester

00:16:22you're going to montana yes remember no magazines right no you don't want any uh just turn off the

00:16:28internet okay i will unplug completely yes okay hey merry christmas merry christmas to you too

00:17:00oh terry thank christ okay listen i have ten minutes blindsiding me with one short story

00:17:06published in the new york over the last two decades gets you one the fact that we've been friends for

00:17:10more than 20 years gets you another and the other eight belong to gillian flynn who continues to

00:17:15publish bestsellers which bought me a classic six off the park i didn't write the story it's my students

00:17:23work my ex-emotional lover long story found the fucking story in my bag and thought it was mine

00:17:30and i why would i correct him you know he sent it in oh without my knowledge on my behalf

00:17:37because he

00:17:38long story adored me and thought i was capable of writing something great again i'm taking a sabbatical

00:17:44from washu i'm headed to the gray house les and i are gonna renew our vows long story you're invited

00:17:50i know you hate him i did too but he is a good dad and i'm committed to committing to

00:17:56my marriage so i

00:17:59cannot handle this shit storm right now which is sure by the way to tarnish your reputation as well

00:18:05so if you want to keep that classic six then can you please please fix this fucking mess so i

00:18:12can

00:18:12focus on my vows and my marriage like i promised i hate you i know i hate me too thank

00:18:20you no you're

00:18:21not allowed to thank me

00:18:27i don't want to thank you no you're not allowed to thank you no you're not allowed to thank you

00:18:52you're not allowed to do this behavior tonight hilton smith is attending condescending as always

00:18:56starla and who necessary and he is a big investor you know i thought the cover was on the pool

00:19:03last

00:19:03year right you know that great you already picked up the first frame to me and i did yep it's

00:19:08locked i

00:19:08know is this another party protest no hilton is here in five starla your dress is upstairs i need

00:19:15you inside now what dress let me assess your wardrobe situation and we both agreed that the only option

00:19:20was to outsource an upgrade

00:19:22insulting insulting and what if i hate it your futures are on the line he said to me quote no

00:19:29new year

00:19:30new us without new money unquote so please just move get out of the car now goodbye starla i will

00:19:40have

00:19:40the valet physically remove you i need a minute one minute

00:19:49you need a hulk out front stat

00:20:19Come on, tell me what Les is working on.

00:20:21This is the cover of Scientific American.

00:20:24He tells me nothing, Nels.

00:20:26Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

00:20:27And you never ask.

00:20:28Bullshit, Nels.

00:20:29I have printed that same quote from you ten times over the years.

00:20:32All I'll say is First Rule of Fight Club.

00:20:35Lynn, and outdated.

00:20:37Just like Scientific American.

00:20:48Ah, vodka dry.

00:20:55Oh, thank you.

00:21:07Big Red has landed.

00:21:09Where's Lindy?

00:21:11I need eyes on Lady Tomato.

00:21:13Helton?

00:21:13Give me a 20 on Deep Pockets.

00:21:16Double negative.

00:21:17Big Red is not happy.

00:21:18I know amazing style when I see it.

00:21:21Oh, this is a facade.

00:21:24Oh, well, the facade is working.

00:21:27I'm teetering on the precipice of being outed as a fraud.

00:21:31Which I probably deserve.

00:21:34I'm supposed to be the supportive wife.

00:21:38But my career going up in flames is banging around my brain.

00:21:42That's all I can hear.

00:21:43What does your husband think about that?

00:21:45Oh, he has no clue.

00:21:47He's a fraud, too.

00:21:49Is that so?

00:21:52Welcome, everyone.

00:21:55Every year, I say I'm going to keep it short and that this night is not about me.

00:22:00It's about the children.

00:22:02And tonight, I'm actually going to keep that promise.

00:22:04But, you know, let's be honest.

00:22:06It has to be about me first, because you're all here to bid on my stuff.

00:22:11Well, he's just playing the role of a charitable philanthropist.

00:22:17But all he really cares about is his life's work.

00:22:20First, himself second, our daughter third, and me last.

00:22:24Which I probably deserve.

00:22:26Well, just curious.

00:22:27What do you think about his life's work?

00:22:30And a very personal little ditty about Jack and Diane.

00:22:34My John Cougar Mellencamp Velcro wallet.

00:22:37With my high school ID still inside.

00:22:40Huh?

00:22:41Where else are you going to get one of those?

00:22:43I can't tell you that.

00:22:46It's so top secret, actually.

00:22:48I have no idea what it is.

00:22:50Hold on a second.

00:22:51My top elf is really trying to tell me something.

00:22:53Maybe Tomato and the Brando at Deepak is two drinks and third on deck.

00:22:57You're fucking joking, aren't you fucking fired?

00:22:59I'll turn on my headset.

00:23:03But I can tell you, he's brilliant.

00:23:08Don't tell him I said that.

00:23:10Yeah.

00:23:11I mean, I'm already last.

00:23:13You know, what's after last?

00:23:16Not much.

00:23:17So, yeah.

00:23:18Merry Christmas and happy holidays.

00:23:21And hopefully that covers it all.

00:23:24Okay.

00:23:26Less five minutes.

00:23:27No.

00:23:28Two.

00:23:28One.

00:23:28Later.

00:23:29Maybe.

00:23:29Done.

00:23:30Oh, everybody was out.

00:23:31No, no.

00:23:32I'm just explaining to this gentleman why there's no outdoor access this holiday season.

00:23:36So, as a joke, last year I put into the silent auction.

00:23:40As a joke, watch Almighty Les walk on water.

00:23:44I thought the cover was on the pool.

00:23:46Oh.

00:23:46Hilton, I'm so sorry.

00:23:48You get it.

00:23:48Hilton, I'm so sorry.

00:23:50I just want to say I'm so sorry.

00:23:51Well, I pay right now to see that.

00:23:53Awesome.

00:23:54Les.

00:23:55If you can walk on water, you got my money.

00:23:58Are you being serious?

00:24:00No.

00:24:01Oh, great.

00:24:02So, I can still get the money?

00:24:04After the conversation with your wife, I don't know.

00:24:09Hi, Hilton.

00:24:10I didn't know.

00:24:10Okay, Lindy.

00:24:11Why don't you just not say anything and maybe go and get us a lot of drinks?

00:24:16Okay, so, um, Hilton, I don't know what she said.

00:24:18Well, she said that you put work first, family third, and her did last.

00:24:22That's out of context.

00:24:24Well, what kind of man are you?

00:24:25I know, I just, I can't explain.

00:24:27I can't explain.

00:24:28Oh, my God.

00:24:31You never explain anything.

00:24:33I got you.

00:24:34Again.

00:24:35Again.

00:24:36You suck at it.

00:24:37I do, I do, I do.

00:24:38So, just to be clear, Lindy didn't tank the deal.

00:24:40She closed it.

00:24:42Now she's awesome.

00:24:44Workaholics, they changed the world.

00:24:46I'm a workaholic.

00:24:47I should know.

00:24:49Thank you so much.

00:24:50Thank you so much.

00:24:51I want to go to work right away.

00:24:52Like, fuck the holidays.

00:24:53Yeah, put it on my Christmas card every year.

00:24:55Yeah, you really see me.

00:24:57We both do.

00:24:58Oh, it's you again.

00:24:59Hilton's chief scientist.

00:25:01Oh, the brains.

00:25:02And the boots.

00:25:03The boots?

00:25:03The boots on the ground.

00:25:04What do the boots do?

00:25:05The boots ensure that my guts are never wrong.

00:25:09The boots are part of the deal.

00:25:12I'm all in.

00:25:13Are you?

00:25:14Awesome.

00:25:14Bless.

00:25:21Fine, just tell me.

00:25:23I'm melting down.

00:25:25Because I fucked the deal.

00:25:26No, I closed the deal.

00:25:27I closed the deal.

00:25:28Fantastic.

00:25:29No.

00:25:30What do you mean no?

00:25:31That's so great.

00:25:32Oh my God, I was so worried.

00:25:34No, Lindy, no.

00:25:34No, now I am saddled with one of Hilton's network of bio spies.

00:25:38His chief scientist is going to come in and she's going to take credit for my work.

00:25:42And all of this will have been for nothing.

00:25:44I will be nothing.

00:25:45My legacy will be nothing.

00:25:47I shall go to the grave without a Nobel.

00:25:49You know, this was my last chance at greatness.

00:25:53God.

00:25:54Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:25:57Hey.

00:26:00Come on, you remember Joan Ryan?

00:26:03Huh?

00:26:04Yeah, my nemesis at MIT.

00:26:06That's right.

00:26:07You were convinced that the PhD board was going to pick her over you and you were going

00:26:13to be relegated to just a footnote in the science community or some other science bad

00:26:17thing, right?

00:26:17But what actually happened, Les?

00:26:21They chose me.

00:26:23They chose you.

00:26:25And where's Joan Ryan?

00:26:27Teaching at Berkeley.

00:26:31And where are you?

00:26:32In St. Louis.

00:26:34But why?

00:26:34Oh, uh, to give the finger to those ungrateful pricks at Monsanto and to build the Menlo Park

00:26:41of the Midwest.

00:26:42And how?

00:26:42How?

00:26:43Because I am a partner in my own company creating the bio-agrotech that will change

00:26:47the world.

00:26:48That's right.

00:26:48Yeah.

00:26:49You're going to change the world.

00:26:52And you are.

00:26:54I've always believed that.

00:26:56Even when you hated me?

00:26:57Oh.

00:27:00Especially when I hated you.

00:27:02So what do I do?

00:27:04You do what you always do.

00:27:07You get back in the workshop and you figure it out.

00:27:11But that's what Les Littlejohn does.

00:27:14Yeah.

00:27:14Right?

00:27:15Yeah.

00:27:16Right.

00:27:17Okay.

00:27:18Okay.

00:27:20That's it.

00:27:22That's it.

00:27:23Thank you, Lydia.

00:27:24Thank you for being so understanding.

00:27:26Oh, my God.

00:27:29So now I've got to get back in the workshop.

00:27:31And let's move our renewing our vows to next year.

00:27:34That's a fantastic idea.

00:27:35Les, no, I didn't.

00:27:36What?

00:27:37Huh?

00:27:37That's what you said, right?

00:27:39Huh?

00:27:40Did I?

00:27:41Yeah.

00:27:42Gary and Meg.

00:27:43Oh, Gary and Meg would much prefer to go to Cabo.

00:27:45Let's send them something.

00:27:46Sign my name.

00:27:46No, no, no.

00:27:47That will be so humiliating.

00:27:48Don't worry.

00:27:49Don't worry.

00:27:49I'll tell Lulu that she can just go skiing with her friends like she wanted.

00:27:51So I'll see you when I see you.

00:27:53I'll be back when I'm back.

00:27:53And I love you.

00:27:55And I can't wait for New Year.

00:27:57New us next year.

00:27:58Whoa.

00:28:08Is he?

00:28:09Don't keep kidding me!

00:28:11Don't keep kidding me!

00:28:12One.

00:28:25Come on.

00:28:28What?

00:28:29Huh?

00:28:30Huh?

00:28:30Richie?

00:28:30Um?

00:28:33I made a mistake, and I'm leaving less.

00:28:36tonight!

00:28:37I hear the emotion in your voice, and it's beautiful.

00:28:40I've been hoping for a Christmas miracle.

00:28:42Yeah, I'm gonna go to Vermont.

00:28:43I'm gonna go to the Grey House, and I, um,

00:28:46could you, could you come with me?

00:28:48Where you finished your masterpiece.

00:28:50I'd be honored to be invited.

00:28:52A gift beyond measure.

00:28:53I have ten vacation days and one personal day bagged.

00:28:57Heart emoji!

00:28:59Let's meet at Mandy's Diner at midnight.

00:29:02Heart emoji bag.

00:29:03I'll arrive with joy in my step

00:29:05and a light in my heart.

00:29:06Did you love my present?

00:29:09Pardon?

00:29:11I didn't have the heart to open it,

00:29:15so, um, I'll just bring it with me, okay?

00:29:18New year, new you, new us.

00:29:20Oh, is Vermont cold? I get-

00:29:43Everybody out in thirty minutes, or Hulk is gonna see me smash.

00:29:49Iceberg ahead, thirty clicks.

00:29:51Abandoned ship. Lady Tomato about to burst.

00:29:53Hey, hey, hey!

00:29:55Les promised me a minute.

00:29:58I'll give you twenty.

00:30:14I'll give you twenty.

00:30:17Excuse me?

00:30:19I thought the boots up my ass might start after the holidays.

00:30:23Martin signed the LOI ASAP,

00:30:25and Hilton turned on the money hose in good faith.

00:30:27I didn't sign. I'm a partner.

00:30:29Apparently not the important one.

00:30:32Oh.

00:30:33Well, now I'm inspired,

00:30:35and I would like you to leave.

00:30:37A genius needs his space.

00:30:40Exactly.

00:30:41And I plan on being inspired throughout the holidays.

00:30:44I know this is a difficult transition period.

00:30:46I'll give you tonight.

00:30:48But I will be back tomorrow.

00:30:52Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.

00:30:58Fuck me.

00:31:24What?

00:31:35Mills, I don't have time.

00:31:39She what?

00:32:02You're old. Text me.

00:32:09Fuck you, too.

00:32:14Starla?

00:32:25Freezers off limits from now on until I say,

00:32:28I need to regroup.

00:32:29Where are you going?

00:32:31I'm leaving you.

00:32:33If anyone should be leaving anyone,

00:32:34I should be leaving you.

00:32:35How's that?

00:32:36For trying to sabotage my career?

00:32:38Think I don't know?

00:32:39You don't think Nils would call me for comment, Lindy?

00:32:41Scientific American, not TMZ.

00:32:44I'm a hoax.

00:32:45You know what?

00:32:45I'm threatened by a female scientist taking credit for my work.

00:32:48You mentioned Joan.

00:32:50I'm not a misogynist.

00:32:52I'm not intentionally.

00:32:53Oh?

00:32:54For anything, I'm an accidental misogynist.

00:32:55And I, too, blame the patriarchy for that.

00:32:57I never said misogynist.

00:32:59Why would you do this?

00:33:00Why?

00:33:00You know why.

00:33:02Is it about Gary and Meg?

00:33:04This is about you.

00:33:06And our marriage.

00:33:08And breaking the promise of step three, colon, a grand gesture.

00:33:11And our daughter who hates me.

00:33:14Sucking the life out of me and my promising writing career.

00:33:17Career?

00:33:18Stop!

00:33:19It was one book in the early aughts.

00:33:22This is what you did.

00:33:22You basically, you turned in a book report on your fucked up family.

00:33:26You changed the names.

00:33:27You added a little bit of wry sarcasm.

00:33:29And then you called a fiction and you got lucky.

00:33:32My rainbow starts with black.

00:33:34No shit.

00:33:35My book report and the subsequent Oscar-nominated film it's based on bought and paid for this extravagantly sad McMansion

00:33:44in this podunk red state town you forced us to move to so that you could try to be something

00:33:50other than Mr. Fucking Tomato Head.

00:33:53This is the last thing I need right now.

00:33:55Oh my god.

00:33:56I'm so sorry.

00:33:57What is it you need right now?

00:33:59I need you.

00:34:00Yeah.

00:34:00I need your support.

00:34:02This is my last chance.

00:34:04You already got your prize.

00:34:07And, in case you forgot, I was by your side for every fucking sentence.

00:34:12Every book signing.

00:34:13Every interview.

00:34:14I held your purse.

00:34:16I held my tongue.

00:34:17You know, I was there for the ride.

00:34:18And it wasn't always pleasant.

00:34:20You know, the rollercoaster of insecurity and emotion was frankly fucking exhausting.

00:34:24I have paid that debt.

00:34:26I have been by your side for 15 years.

00:34:29You had flavor saver.

00:34:32And it was insufferable.

00:34:36Still is.

00:34:37But I didn't get my moment in the spotlight like you did.

00:34:40I didn't get my prize.

00:34:42Swing and a miss.

00:34:43How is it my fault?

00:34:46How?

00:34:47My apologies.

00:34:48Forgive me for being ambitious.

00:34:50Um, coasting by on a one hit wonder isn't enough for me.

00:34:54Maybe you don't have another hit in you.

00:34:56Huh?

00:34:56Maybe you're one and done.

00:34:58Maybe your ego just won't let you read the room.

00:35:00I would rather be blinded by my ego than paralyzed by fear.

00:35:04That's me?

00:35:04That's what you think of me?

00:35:05Yeah, because you haven't produced one goddamn sentence in 15 years.

00:35:09What kind of magic do you think you're suddenly going to find in your beloved gray house?

00:35:12Huh?

00:35:13With me by your side, like an emotional support animal, encouraging you, keeping you calm because,

00:35:18quote, I promise we'd return there one day, unquote.

00:35:21I mean, I am through being held emotionally hostage for your creative paralysis.

00:35:27And there it is, everyone.

00:35:30That's our show.

00:35:32Same line every time.

00:35:40This is the top secret thing you've been working on?

00:35:44Give me that. Give me that.

00:35:45A Tonka truck is not going to change the world, let alone agriculture as we know it.

00:35:51You have no idea what you're talking about.

00:35:52This is what you said to every female scientist that's never had a better idea.

00:35:55You know, most men overcompensate with a big truck.

00:35:59It's nice to see yours to scale.

00:36:07What a gentleman!

00:36:08Oh, fuck.

00:36:10What?

00:36:11Oh, no, Lindy.

00:36:13What?

00:36:15Oh, no, Lindy.

00:36:17Say something.

00:36:17Oh, God!

00:36:22Oh, God!

00:36:33Is she dead?

00:36:33Oh!

00:36:38Oh!

00:36:39Lindy!

00:36:41Say something!

00:36:42Are you alive?

00:36:43Oh!

00:36:44Oh!

00:36:45YOU'RE ALIVE!

00:36:48Fuck you, fuck you!

00:37:27Last...

00:37:28Oh, fuck.

00:37:35What time is it?

00:37:39Oh, shit.

00:37:59How much did I drink last night?

00:38:02Less?

00:38:07Why would you put the plaid back up?

00:38:11God, it's my eyes.

00:38:13My head.

00:38:18Oh, I'll try January starts today.

00:38:24Oh.

00:38:26Oh, wow, that really cleaned up.

00:38:32Less?

00:38:38Who's at the door?

00:38:51What is this nonsense?

00:39:01No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:39:03Lindy?

00:39:04No!

00:39:05Everything is fine.

00:39:06Don't freak out.

00:39:16Lindy?

00:39:17No!

00:39:18No!

00:39:19No!

00:39:20Okay, I'm opening up the draw house.

00:39:23Stop screaming at me!

00:39:29Stop screaming!

00:39:30Oh no!

00:39:33Run!

00:39:34Whoa!

00:39:37Wow!

00:39:37Whoa!

00:39:38Awesome!

00:39:41Whoa!

00:39:42Oh!

00:39:43Oh.

00:39:45Oh, Jesus.

00:39:47Oh!

00:39:53I am NOT OKAY!

00:39:57Can you hear me? I am NOT OKAY!

00:40:06I am NOT OKAY!

00:40:08It works! I can hear you!

00:40:10You're too loud!

00:40:12Sorry.

00:40:13Well, now I can't hear you.

00:40:15How about now?

00:40:16No, too loud.

00:40:18Now?

00:40:19Softer.

00:40:20No.

00:40:21Better.

00:40:22I hate this fucking thing.

00:40:27Can you hear me now?

00:40:29Say again.

00:40:30Can you hear me now?

00:40:31YES!

00:40:32Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry.

00:40:35Are you OKAY?

00:40:36I'm fine.

00:40:38I heard that.

00:40:38God, I think we got it.

00:40:41Hi.

00:40:42What the fuck, Les?

00:40:44I heard that too. Loud and clear.

00:40:47OKAY.

00:40:48Mindy, I'm so sorry. It was an accident.

00:40:49And, uh...

00:40:51I can't believe it even happened.

00:40:53I...

00:40:54But you're incredible!

00:40:55I mean...

00:40:56You're beautiful!

00:41:01Are you SMILING right now?!

00:41:04No, no, no.

00:41:05No, of course not.

00:41:06I...

00:41:06I just...

00:41:08I...

00:41:09Just like...

00:41:10Wow.

00:41:12Wow.

00:41:14Wow?

00:41:15Wow!

00:41:15No, I apologize.

00:41:16You're my wife.

00:41:16You're not experimenting.

00:41:18Oh, I should hope so!

00:41:20Jesus!

00:41:21Oh my God!

00:41:22This is your job?!

00:41:24This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!

00:41:26You're gonna make everybody tiny so...

00:41:29So they don't what?

00:41:30Eat more?

00:41:30I don't...

00:41:31Uh...

00:41:31Do you...

00:41:32Do you want me to answer that?

00:41:34Or...

00:41:34Explain it to me!

00:41:36Well, um...

00:41:38It's called cellular reduction.

00:41:40And, um...

00:41:41It's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables.

00:41:46And that's how I plan to solve world hunger.

00:41:50Explain how you're gonna make me big again!

00:41:52Jesus!

00:41:53I don't give a shit how it works!

00:41:55Oh, right.

00:41:55Well, I just reversed the process.

00:41:57That's the restoration part.

00:41:59Great!

00:42:01Restore me!

00:42:03Now, please!

00:42:04I can do that!

00:42:06Um...

00:42:06Uh...

00:42:06But first, uh...

00:42:07A surprise!

00:42:08Ha!

00:42:09Meet me in the dining room.

00:42:14Merry Christmas, Lindy.

00:42:16Les, do I look merry or hungry?

00:42:19Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance, um...

00:42:22I'm not!

00:42:23Make me big again, now!

00:42:26I heard that.

00:42:26Loud and clear.

00:42:28Um...

00:42:28The thing is...

00:42:29Tell me!

00:42:30You can make me big again, Les!

00:42:32I can.

00:42:32And I will.

00:42:33Um...

00:42:34The thing is...

00:42:34That it's just...

00:42:35I think it's just gonna take a day...

00:42:37Uh...

00:42:38Or two.

00:42:38Tops.

00:42:39But...

00:42:40You'll be fine.

00:42:41Everything's gonna be okay.

00:42:42You're healthy.

00:42:42I checked your vitals.

00:42:44Wait!

00:42:44I could die?!

00:42:46Tiny?!

00:42:46No!

00:42:47You're not gonna die, Tiny.

00:42:50You'll be safe in the dollhouse.

00:42:52Because it's almost exactly the same as our househouse.

00:42:56Um...

00:42:57The stove works.

00:42:58The refrigerator works.

00:43:00There's food.

00:43:01The water runs.

00:43:02And...

00:43:02I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.

00:43:06Your clothes.

00:43:08From your closet.

00:43:11Um...

00:43:12And...

00:43:12Uh...

00:43:13This...

00:43:13Curling thing.

00:43:17Uh...

00:43:17And...

00:43:17Your hairbrush.

00:43:19Uh...

00:43:19Cold cream.

00:43:21Looked important.

00:43:22Oh!

00:43:23And I remembered your coffee.

00:43:24And the coffee maker.

00:43:25Worked perfectly, right?

00:43:27Oh!

00:43:27One crucial thing.

00:43:28Um...

00:43:28The toilet.

00:43:29Uh...

00:43:30It works.

00:43:30I figured it out.

00:43:31Just don't ever look in the hall closet.

00:43:33Downstairs.

00:43:34Ever.

00:43:35You will be restored to regular size.

00:43:37Uh...

00:43:37I promise it.

00:43:38This is just temporary, Lindy.

00:43:40I am so close.

00:43:41Truly.

00:43:41Now it's so close!

00:43:45Not a day or two!

00:43:47Tough!

00:43:48Less!

00:43:49You motherfuckers!

00:43:52Hey.

00:43:54Calm.

00:43:54Calm down.

00:43:57Calm fucking down!

00:44:18Hey Lindy!

00:44:21I'm Gotta-

00:44:23I need a minute!

00:44:25Think you wanna be little!

00:44:41I mean, you can refilm the lady's cup, too.

00:44:47She's on her way, boy.

00:44:49She's gone back to her husband.

00:44:50No.

00:44:51They always do.

00:44:52Not this time.

00:44:53No, no, no.

00:44:53Because we've got plans.

00:44:55Yep.

00:44:56We got concrete plans.

00:45:01How about a 10-day getaway to Vermont for two?

00:45:07Uber romantic.

00:45:08And there are multiple reasons she could be late.

00:45:17No, I know Lindy's coming.

00:45:19Why, you may ask?

00:45:21Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time,

00:45:26destined to be written, immortalized for generations to come.

00:45:32Oh, quiet, everybody, please.

00:45:34Quiet, please!

00:45:36Sorry.

00:45:37Oh.

00:45:39It's work.

00:45:40It's work.

00:45:42Hey, Martin.

00:45:44Well, I was going to head out of town, so...

00:45:48No, no, no, no, no.

00:45:49Of course, of course.

00:45:50I'll just head into the lab.

00:45:55No, I've not heard from us.

00:45:58Wait.

00:45:59Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of them?

00:46:02Yeah, okay, bye.

00:46:03Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?

00:46:07Bart, can I be honest?

00:46:08Bart, can I be honest?

00:46:08I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy.

00:46:13Oh.

00:46:15Are you suffering?

00:46:21Take those off.

00:46:22I feel like a specimen.

00:46:24And come closer.

00:46:25I don't want to keep yelling.

00:46:30Jesus, the 96?

00:46:33If there was ever a time.

00:46:34I know why you didn't tell me about your work.

00:46:37Well, I couldn't.

00:46:38It was top secret.

00:46:39I signed an ironclad NDA.

00:46:41That's bullshit.

00:46:43You didn't trust me.

00:46:45Which makes me so sad.

00:46:49Makes me so sad.

00:46:51Fuck you.

00:46:54But...

00:46:55Yeah.

00:46:59Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you, either.

00:47:02What?

00:47:04Happy birthday, Lindy.

00:47:07They are so cute!

00:47:11Wait.

00:47:12And legible?

00:47:14Happy birthday, Lindy.

00:47:16They're so cute.

00:47:18Oh, and functional.

00:47:21Happy birthday, Lindy.

00:47:24How cute.

00:47:26And accurate.

00:47:28The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox.

00:47:33Never put it together.

00:47:34You also said you didn't want to know.

00:47:39Well, you're not leaving me.

00:47:41Well, I have to go so I can fix you.

00:47:43No, no, no.

00:47:44No, Les.

00:47:45Take me with you.

00:47:46I'm portable.

00:47:47You will be safer here in the dollhouse.

00:47:48I feel very not safe.

00:47:50I feel very small and like something bad could happen.

00:47:54I won't let something happen.

00:47:55Something did.

00:47:56Something else beyond the accident.

00:47:59But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.

00:48:01Please, Les.

00:48:02I do not want to be alone.

00:48:03Please, I'm scared.

00:48:04Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary?

00:48:09Oh, God.

00:48:10I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall.

00:48:13Not me.

00:48:15I can show you.

00:48:16No, I, I don't.

00:48:18Aren't you just a little bit curious?

00:48:20I will be restored to regular size soon.

00:48:24I promise.

00:48:25Trust me.

00:48:26Wait.

00:48:29Okay.

00:48:31This is crazy.

00:48:34Oh, fuck.

00:48:37Oh.

00:49:09I mean, everything's really big.

00:49:13Really.

00:49:28Wow, I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?

00:49:34You see this dust ball?

00:49:37Do you think I could choke on this?

00:49:39Oh, yeah, put that down.

00:49:44Hello, Dolores.

00:49:45Look who it is.

00:49:47See?

00:49:48She's not that scary.

00:49:49Why is she looking at me like that?

00:49:51Oh, oh, it's puffing up.

00:49:53Do you see what it's doing?

00:49:55No, no, no, it's trying to eat me.

00:49:57No, this is not interesting to me.

00:49:59Can you put me down, please?

00:50:01Put me down.

00:50:15Fun, right?

00:50:16We all love a train ride.

00:50:18Merry Christmas, Lindy.

00:50:21Merry Christmas, Lindy.

00:50:28Merry Christmas, Lindy.

00:50:31Merry Christmas, Lindy.

00:50:36Woo!

00:50:38Merry Christmas to me.

00:50:41Ah, ha, ha.

00:50:43Ah, ha, ha, ha.

00:50:45Ah, ha, ha, ha.

00:50:46Merry Christmas, Lindy.

00:50:49Maybe too many times around?

00:50:51I want to get off!

00:50:53I don't like it!

00:50:55Oh, I'm gonna be sick!

00:50:59Oh, God.

00:51:05Hey.

00:51:07It's gonna be okay.

00:51:09I'm so sorry this happened.

00:51:12I'm so incredibly sorry.

00:51:24Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.

00:51:26I'm gonna go to the lab to refuel.

00:51:28What am I supposed to do with this?

00:51:30I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it, but I don't know.

00:51:34Um, Scarface?

00:51:35I'll just gnaw on it or something.

00:51:41How are you feeling?

00:51:43Really?

00:51:44I mean...

00:51:45I know what you mean.

00:51:47Better.

00:51:50I did always love this couch.

00:52:06When you're ready.

00:52:07Uh, pour away.

00:52:13Don't be shy.

00:52:15So, this is my, uh...

00:52:20Tiny little life now?

00:52:22Temporary tiny life.

00:52:23How long again?

00:52:24A day.

00:52:25Two at the most.

00:52:26I'm so close.

00:52:27So close.

00:52:28Yeah.

00:52:29Yeah.

00:52:34Did you microwave this off the floor?

00:52:36Floor is clean.

00:52:37You're the first person to ever walk on it.

00:52:40Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?

00:52:42Kind of.

00:52:51Unless you put parmesan in the potatoes.

00:52:54Potatoes a la Diane.

00:52:57With a twist.

00:52:59Who?

00:53:00Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.

00:53:02She's gonna play me in the movie.

00:53:04She's gonna play the sister character.

00:53:06I still don't know who that is.

00:53:07Walt?

00:53:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.

00:53:11That's a stretch.

00:53:12What?

00:53:13I am blonde.

00:53:14Less said that we could be twins.

00:53:16I'm sure he's just being kind.

00:53:18No, no, I think with the bright hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean.

00:53:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting a book into a film.

00:53:24Because it sold a million copies, because it won the Pulitzer.

00:53:28Hollywood must be out of ideas.

00:53:31You're not excited?

00:53:32Laura Dern is playing the mother.

00:53:34I adore Laura Dern, but I question her judgment.

00:53:38The book wasn't well received.

00:53:39I repeat, it won the Pulitzer.

00:53:41The Guardian dupted literary popcorn and added, that does not a Pulitzer make.

00:53:45Their words.

00:53:46Which she memorized and repeat constantly.

00:53:49I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday

00:53:52without Carol turning her nose up at me as if I were the devil incarnate.

00:53:57Walt?

00:53:57Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays.

00:54:00That's not a stretch.

00:54:01Mom.

00:54:02It's fiction.

00:54:03Carol didn't see a character.

00:54:06Carol saw me, and the me in your book is a monster.

00:54:09It's a comedy.

00:54:10It's a dark comedy.

00:54:11A coming of age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced by a monster of a mother character.

00:54:20You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.

00:54:28Walked out or was driven away?

00:54:29Jim abandoned me.

00:54:30No, he stopped being married to you.

00:54:34He abandoned me.

00:54:36Me too.

00:54:37And he's still the hero.

00:54:39I tried my best.

00:54:42Walt?

00:54:42If I may, Walt, Diane, have you tried the potatoes?

00:54:46I call them potatoes a la Diane.

00:54:49With a twist.

00:54:50Is the twist a turn of the knife?

00:54:51It's parmesan cheese.

00:54:53Try it.

00:55:00It's too rich, but absolutely divine.

00:55:03Just like you.

00:55:09Walt.

00:55:11I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.

00:55:13I hear it's dreadful.

00:55:16Yes.

00:55:17Yes.

00:55:17No, I don't get the arch.

00:55:19It's like an arch for what?

00:55:20It's the gateway to the west.

00:55:23Huh?

00:55:24I think it's great.

00:55:25I can barely show my face on wine club Wednesdays.

00:55:30Hollywood has run out of ideas.

00:55:32I think Laura Dern is a very generous casting.

00:55:34I have to say hello.

00:55:40What's going on?

00:55:41Do you want to have sex?

00:55:42Oh, yes.

00:55:43Yes, please.

00:55:43What are you here?

00:55:45We'll be quiet.

00:55:46We'll be fine.

00:55:47Oh, alright.

00:55:47You're set to high volume.

00:55:50Watch.

00:55:51Watch.

00:55:54Okay, alright.

00:55:55Okay.

00:55:55Good.

00:55:56Come on.

00:56:08Okay.

00:56:10Don't defend me.

00:56:12What happened?

00:56:13You've already seen the mob.

00:56:17You've already seen the mob of men.

00:56:18You've already seen the mob.

00:56:20I've already seen the mob.

00:56:24Fuck!

00:56:24Oh, fuck!

00:56:26Jesus!

00:56:26Whoa!

00:56:27Can we help you?

00:56:29Obviously this isn't the washroom.

00:56:31It's down the hall with the light on!

00:56:33The one with the toilet!

00:56:34I can see the light.

00:56:36It's a toilet!

00:56:41He's trying to escape.

00:56:45We're to the arch.

00:56:48Oh my god.

00:56:50Oh, fuck.

00:56:51Okay, okay.

00:56:52What?

00:56:53Maybe I can't be quiet.

00:56:55I don't think you can.

00:56:58Hey.

00:57:02What?

00:57:03I'm not really like her though, right?

00:57:05My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?

00:57:09Does that make me Walt?

00:57:12Seriously?

00:57:13Seriously?

00:57:14Seriously?

00:57:16No.

00:57:17Fuck no.

00:57:18Because she's-

00:57:19No, she's unbelievable.

00:57:20Yeah.

00:57:20Not in a good way.

00:57:24It's gonna be okay.

00:57:26It's only a few days.

00:57:31Only a few days.

00:57:38It's only a few days.

00:57:39I really think she got shot.

00:58:07We are off together.

00:58:09That's because I loved her.

00:58:10What?

00:58:11What?

00:58:12What?

00:58:14It can't be right.

00:58:18Okay, I'm coming in.

00:58:19For now.

00:58:21Now-ish.

00:58:45Magoo.

00:58:49Stay.

00:58:51Stay.

00:58:54No, no, no, no.

00:58:56No, no, no, no, no.

00:59:00Magoo.

00:59:02Come here.

00:59:05Oh, fuck.

00:59:07You fuzzy fucker.

00:59:09Magoo.

00:59:09Meow.

00:59:10Meow.

00:59:17Meow.

00:59:20Stop.

00:59:21Meow.

00:59:22Stop it, you're fine.

00:59:24You're bad enough already.

00:59:29I mean, she's safe, right?

00:59:31Meow.

00:59:42Hey!

00:59:44Hey!

00:59:47Yes, Richard?

00:59:48What is it?

00:59:49Oh.

00:59:50You seem upset.

00:59:51No, Richard, I'm fine.

00:59:52I'm fine.

00:59:53You know, I sometimes come in my car to cry, too, when I need a release, so...

00:59:58I get where you're at.

01:00:00Okay, right?

01:00:00Is that all?

01:00:02Now you've got me worried.

01:00:03Is everything all right at home?

01:00:04You know, with your wife, Lindy.

01:00:06Lindy's her name, right?

01:00:07Everything okay?

01:00:07It's fine.

01:00:08Good, good.

01:00:09Yeah.

01:00:10She's just, uh, keeping busy over the holidays.

01:00:13Yes, Richard, she's at home writing.

01:00:15She's keeping busy.

01:00:16She's writing, writing.

01:00:18That's wonderful.

01:00:19That's wonderful.

01:00:20Richard!

01:00:21Get your butt inside!

01:00:22I'm sorry you used profanity.

01:00:24I'm upset.

01:00:28I'll see you later.

01:00:39Less.

01:00:41Less?

01:00:42Less?!

01:00:46That is a toy.

01:00:53He left me?

01:00:55Right.

01:00:59I have to trust him.

01:01:02I cannot spiral.

01:01:06Huh?

01:01:07Oh.

01:01:08Yeah.

01:01:10Why not?

01:01:11Okay, that's it.

01:01:13That's good, space colon.

01:01:15Colon?

01:01:16Colon-al.

01:01:19Colonel.

01:01:20Space colonel.

01:01:22Next stop, Uranus.

01:01:24I could...

01:01:25Fuck, I'm already spiraling.

01:01:27You made me believe you were so close,

01:01:30so I believed you.

01:01:32Yes, and you should believe me.

01:01:33That's our deal.

01:01:34There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.

01:01:36So what does so close mean to you in this context today?

01:01:42I can't put an actual number on it.

01:01:44I don't know.

01:01:46What?

01:01:48What have you done?

01:01:49What have I done?

01:01:51Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.

01:01:53Contract is for 30 days.

01:01:56That's insane!

01:01:57Well, you said that you were close!

01:01:5930 days?!

01:02:02Well, it will work.

01:02:03I mean, the math says it will, and math is never wrong, so...

01:02:07Now you have 30 days!

01:02:08No, no, no.

01:02:09We have 30 days.

01:02:10Oh, now it's we.

01:02:11What does it say, exactly?

01:02:12What does the small print say, exactly?

01:02:14It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works, or the patent

01:02:21on our tech...

01:02:22On my tech, thank you.

01:02:23...reverts to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.

01:02:26Sues us.

01:02:28For fraud.

01:02:29And you go to jail.

01:02:31To jail?

01:02:32Well, can he do that?

01:02:33He can.

01:02:34And after 30 days, it goes.

01:02:36The tech, the lab, the bobs, gone.

01:02:41But...

01:02:42Okay, so how do I make...

01:02:45Uh...

01:02:45How do I...

01:02:48How do I make things big again?

01:02:49Because I have to make things big again.

01:02:51Well, after 30 days, you can't.

01:02:58I mean, can he actually do this?

01:03:01Yes, he can.

01:03:02It says it right here.

01:03:04Oh.

01:03:06Les.

01:03:08How bad is this?

01:03:12Okay.

01:03:17I'm not even going to ask about the cap.

01:03:36Hey, I got you something for Christmas.

01:03:40I didn't get you anything.

01:03:43Oh, that's...

01:03:44It's okay.

01:03:46I didn't want you.

01:03:48Like what Shakespeare used to write with.

01:03:50You know I like Shakespeare?

01:03:52Oh, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.

01:03:55Bars guard.

01:03:56Well, you talk about it a lot.

01:03:59Um...

01:04:00You seem a little bit down.

01:04:02No, I'm, um...

01:04:03I'm just tired.

01:04:04Yeah.

01:04:05I was waiting up last night for someone.

01:04:09Someone special.

01:04:10You know, and it's just...

01:04:13You know...

01:04:14Well, Merry Christmas, Richard.

01:04:16Oh, thank you, Janet.

01:04:18This is a very thoughtful gift, so...

01:04:25Thy returneth to thine grind.

01:04:36Okay.

01:04:38Buddy?

01:04:39Thank you for moving here.

01:04:49Oh.

01:04:51Right.

01:04:52Okay.

01:04:55Oh, that's good.

01:04:57Okay.

01:05:02Okay.

01:05:03Oh, come on.

01:05:08Oh, there we go.

01:05:14Oh, there we go.

01:05:17Oh, there we go.

01:05:22Oh.

01:05:23A classic.

01:05:25Come on!

01:05:29Oh, there we go.

01:05:33We're never turning this off.

01:05:35Okay, Sax.

01:05:38So...

01:05:39We've got popcorn.

01:05:43But no candy.

01:05:47Oh, less.

01:05:49That's just for me.

01:05:59Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today.

01:06:01It's a big day.

01:06:02It could be the day.

01:06:03It needs to be the day.

01:06:04Or two.

01:06:06At the most.

01:06:11Here are my thoughts.

01:06:15Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress tensor to B sub J.

01:06:19Minus one-half times the quantity epsilon naught.

01:06:23Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.

01:06:27Thoughts complete.

01:06:28Bob.

01:06:29Implement his thoughts.

01:06:36B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon naught times E squared plus B squared

01:06:43over mu naught.

01:06:45Complete.

01:06:47Carl, implement his thoughts.

01:06:54Let's go.

01:07:13Good luck.

01:07:29Let's make history.

01:08:15Let's make history.

01:08:16The great attempt in the name of science. Richard? Bob the Explainer?

01:08:23Nominal success. Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds. Same as

01:08:29previous attempt. Result, molecular disequilibrium. Oh, Eraser Bob. See

01:08:34medic. Bring in Fred. Clean up an aisle everywhere. Richard? Waiting on analysis

01:08:40to proceed. We'll adjust based on your thoughts. I'll go again. No you won't.

01:08:46If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem. You working in a

01:08:51bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today. Moving forward, everything

01:08:56that happens in this lab will be authorized by me. No. No, no, no, no. Um, this is not

01:09:04how we work here. We are making history, okay? That corn was regular size. It's

01:09:10incredible. As a scientist, how can you not see that? Reports, equipment, results, any

01:09:15spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of

01:09:20instant oatmeal in the break room. Can I explain my fiber deficiencies? Okay, everybody,

01:09:24everybody. This is Virginia. Vivian. Vivian. I don't know her last name, but she's new here

01:09:29and she doesn't know how things work. And Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal,

01:09:33okay? Can we just talk about this? Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus

01:09:39is hemorrhaging. I don't care about the money. Of course you don't. You spent seven years and

01:09:44several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo. I had to open the books. Well, it had to be

01:09:50perfect. What? Irresponsible and deeply sad. Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money. It's Hilton

01:09:56Smith's money. This is his lab now and I run Hilton's lab. Ergo, I run this lab. This is unacceptable

01:10:03and it's ridiculous and do, do something. Okay, no we, no we, just me. I want to talk to Hilton

01:10:12right now. Well, good luck reaching him. He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental

01:10:18submersible off the coast of Guam. Guam? Guam? What? Shut it down. We'll try again tomorrow.

01:10:26Together. These ladders are an OSHA violation. You're an OSHA violation! Dear hairy Jesus! And I hope

01:10:36Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure! 29 days. Not Hilton.

01:10:42Not the point!

01:10:51Who have I done?

01:10:59Midnight for the stars and you. Midnight and a rendezvous.

01:11:12Your eyes held a message tender, saying I surrender all my life.

01:11:22No, it's my phone.

01:11:25My phone!

01:11:30Coming, coming, coming!

01:11:32What?

01:11:33What?

01:11:44No!

01:11:45No!

01:11:48No!

01:11:53No!

01:11:54No!

01:11:55No!

01:12:04Fuck, did you just say something?

01:12:12Am I losing my mind?

01:12:20I can see me in you.

01:12:22I can see me in you.

01:12:26Do you know?

01:12:27What?

01:12:28Ah!

01:12:29What is that?!

01:12:30Oh!

01:12:32Oh, fuck!

01:12:38I gotta get out of here!

01:12:42I gotta get out of here!

01:12:45Oh!

01:12:46Fuck!

01:12:46Ah!

01:12:48Ah!

01:12:51Ah!

01:12:52Ah!

01:12:53Ah!

01:12:54Fuck!

01:12:55God damn it!

01:12:56Let's!

01:12:58For fuck's sake!

01:13:01Ah!

01:13:02Ah!

01:13:03God!

01:13:04Dang it!

01:13:05Oh!

01:13:07Fuck!

01:13:12No!

01:13:19Ah!

01:13:22Ah!

01:13:24Ah!

01:13:26Ah!

01:13:27Ah!

01:13:29Ugh!

01:13:29Ah!

01:13:31Ah!

01:13:49Oh

01:14:13Oh

01:14:34Oh

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