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00:24We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:28He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain.
00:35Homelander, amen.
00:39But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel, that wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:54Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:57It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:59Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
01:04They spew and vomit.
01:05They're eating babies.
01:06They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
01:10Lord have mercy.
01:15We cast those demons out of this house.
01:17We fight hellfire with holy fire.
01:21We fight with the ballot box.
01:23We fight with the ammo box.
01:26Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
01:30You are not here to be blessed.
01:32You are here to do war.
01:34Amen.
01:36Amen.
01:37Amen.
01:38Amen.
01:40Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
01:42I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
01:45Then I need you to praise him.
01:47Praise him.
01:49Praise him.
01:49Praise him for victory.
01:50Praise him.
01:52Praise him.
01:53Praise him.
01:53Praise him.
01:53Praise him for our superheroes.
01:55Praise him.
02:02This is mine.
02:07Amen.
02:09Amen.
02:22Welcome to the outskirts of Airy, Pennsylvania.
02:25A charming little burg.
02:26Best known for a staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
02:34Oh, and when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.
02:39Or I'll do the fucking love of you.
02:59You're still working on the virus.
03:01Not working.
03:02Sorted.
03:04Thanks to this diamond, Keezer.
03:10Samir.
03:12I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
03:18Well, you lot remember, don't you?
03:21When that cunt homelander brutally murdered them in cold blood.
03:26Poor sots.
03:27Didn't stand a chance.
03:29Samir.
03:30Hi, I'm Huey.
03:31I was friends with Vicky.
03:32I...
03:36I'm so sorry for your loss.
03:38Are you an idiot?
03:38You cut off your leg with a hatchet.
03:40And kept me in prison.
03:41So did you.
03:41You shot me with the virus.
03:42Your leg regrew.
03:43All right, all right.
03:44Listen, the only thing that matters is we buried Sid our ship so we could crack on with
03:49a godly work of revenge.
03:51And, good news, Samir's done it.
03:54As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
03:58Well, Zoe reckon.
04:00We just need a little dry run.
04:02This thing kills just Homelander?
04:05Or every soup?
04:06Dunno.
04:07But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
04:09Jesus fucking Christ.
04:11Will it affect humans?
04:12Well, you know, we gotta test it.
04:14We're close to Cleveland.
04:16You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
04:19I am glad you're back, mate.
04:20Rock Hard?
04:21A member of Teenage Geeks.
04:23Rock Hard is a living mountain.
04:26Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
04:27Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
04:32Or he's cold-fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much hot comet burst out of his mouth.
04:39Which makes Rock Hard a perfect lab rat.
04:42Indestructible, or nearly.
04:43Almost as strong as Homelander.
04:45And no one gives a fuck about him.
04:48So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
04:52Lemon fucking squeezy.
04:56So, let's get cracking.
04:58We gotta stop the hate crimes against Supes before they start.
05:03With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
05:15Here you go.
05:17Where'd you get these from?
05:18Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
05:24So, how are we gonna do it?
05:26Do what?
05:26Get the virus away from Butcher.
05:27We kill him.
05:28No, we're not gonna kill him.
05:29We're not just gonna go along with this, right?
05:33I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?
05:35Have we forgotten how fuck's Butcher is?
05:37He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
05:39Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
05:43I said we take the virus and we run.
05:45Or kill him.
05:46Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
05:51That's a good price in any war.
05:55Look, kid, it's a shit decision, all right?
05:57We're not denying that.
05:58But, you're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
06:01We don't have a motherfucking choice.
06:02Yes, there is a choice.
06:03And no, it's not yours to make.
06:04You're not the one who's going to die, right?
06:09Why do you always give in to them?
06:13Kimiko, please, wait!
06:27Hey.
06:28So, it's been a tough year.
06:32No.
06:33No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
06:36Why do you bring it up?
06:38Just your whole vibe.
06:40Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, you're siding with Butcher, your hair's different.
06:43Okay, not so much about the hair.
06:45It's just, uh...
06:52Annie, whatever you have to do, I get it.
06:57It's okay.
06:58We can...
06:59We can figure this out.
07:02We can...
07:03Talk?
07:05Yeah.
07:06Mm-hmm.
07:07Or...
07:09Counterpoint.
07:11Not talk.
07:12I mean...
07:15Yeah.
07:16That's a...
07:16That's a pretty good knowing point.
07:19Mm-hmm.
07:25Mm-hmm.
07:26Mm-hmm.
07:27Mm-hmm.
07:28Mm-hmm.
07:29Mm-hmm.
07:32You stood there.
07:33Girl, listen.
07:34Shoot off.
07:35Slice into my own letter.
07:37Shot here, here, here.
07:38It hurt every time, but the virus?
07:40That was the only time I wanted to die.
07:42The pain...
07:46And you're okay with it!
07:48No.
07:51On my life, I'm not.
07:53But this is happening.
07:55With or without us.
07:57So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
08:02So I can protect you.
08:06I've spent every day of the last year dreaming about you.
08:15You're the dreamer.
08:19You're the procedures.
08:23I'm not here.
08:27You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
08:36I should fight you.
08:39C'est incroyable.
08:42Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
08:56Close off now.
08:57Close off now.
09:06Your bottom half.
09:07Is it really big room?
09:09My vagina is tingly and damp.
09:11Don't ask me
09:12What you know is true
09:15Don't have to tell me
09:18I love your precious heart
09:21I
09:24I was standing
09:27You were there
09:30And they will never tear us apart
09:34And they will never tear us apart
09:38I told you
09:41That we could fly
09:45But some of us
09:47But some of us
09:47Don't know why
09:49But some of us don't know why
09:52I was standing
09:55You were there
09:57And they could never help
10:01It will tear us apart
10:17God damn it Acerine
10:23Didn't need to come to this
10:26I don't know
10:27I don't know
10:27You left me no choice
10:29I know my leadership style can be
10:32Stern
10:32But
10:34It's for your own good
10:38I like to think of myself as
10:40The big brother
10:43That you never had
10:50You remember that girlfriend
10:52You had
10:53Oh
10:58Puffang
10:59Betrayed us both
11:00To William Butcher
11:02No less
11:02Huge mess
11:03Your fault
11:03What did I do?
11:05What did I do?
11:07I gave you a chance
11:09To make things right
11:10I reached
11:11Out of my head
11:14And you bit it
11:16What did I ever do
11:18To deserve that?
11:20What
11:20Was I too nurturing?
11:23Too forgiving?
11:24Well maybe
11:24But damn it
11:25You weren't like the others
11:28Snakes
11:30Backstabbers
11:30I could count on you man
11:32I did count on you
11:33I loved you
11:37But here we are
11:39Why does this keep happening to me?
11:47I guess the strongest men are the most alone
11:51You wouldn't understand
11:56Nobody does
12:00Mine are true
12:02And you would
12:11Effort
12:11You
12:11You
12:12You
12:23Your
12:24You
12:25Women
12:27Yours
12:43firecrackers flaming freedom sticks i'm countess crow countess of the crows and we're doing a
12:50mortality vamp glam tutorial wankers can't even take a shit without it being sponsored you know they get paid like
12:5650 grand a post for this shit 50 grand dog wankers
13:05guys we drill any louder and the real housewives of country are gonna hear frenchy how much longer
13:10teenage kicks you that out on patrol any minute they go out they go in rockhart hasn't posted in a
13:15year
13:15he might not live here anymore every day countess crow countess of the crows brings down a protein shake to
13:21the basement i bet my bottom anal beads is down there
13:30everything okay all good
13:39oi look lively back there all right nothing fancy yeah nip him twat him
13:45bring you back here keep the engine running
13:57are you ready
14:26internet's down cams too
14:27um yeah we have a problem
14:32put on the man
14:36he really let himself go
14:41the fuck you ass slitters doing in here
14:49my god asshole must weigh 30 000 pounds
14:52my dick weighs more
14:56bitch well right in that way we can move him
14:58he can move the three of us
15:01so what now
15:18you what the fuck no no no no no it's okay it's okay i don't want to hurt you you're
15:23safe okay you're gonna deep freeze again oh jesus christ for how long almost two years in a
15:31cia black site i just found out this morning
15:35you found out this morning yeah but that just happens to be in your room
15:43did you fuck me what is this some kind of incest thing no then what the fuck is this look
15:49i
15:51i want you
16:19i want you to find william butcher
16:19so okay okay all right listen to me i'm no ass felch and commie you got that i know i
16:29know and listen i am bought now me so the public they're gonna believe that you are whatever i tell
16:37them you are i can resurrect you i can give you back what you lost i can even make you
16:44number two in the seven number two
16:47or how about i finished the job
16:50and blessed you to kingdom fuck
16:54hey you could try
16:57who knows you might even fry the v right out of my blood
17:02or you might not
17:05but i'm betting that you hate william butcher more than you
17:09than you hate me
17:11after all i'm not the one that betrayed you
17:14am i
17:15i tried to kill you
17:17minute i turn my back
17:18how do i know you won't return the favor
17:22but
17:22uh
17:31you find william butcher for me
17:35all is forgiven
17:44looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray
17:47improve your sleep
17:49strengthen
17:50your immune system
17:52nourish your soul
17:54the ancient daoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi life force from leaving the body
18:00and invited prana solar energy in
18:04don't ignore your anal wellness
18:06introducing the new deep brand sigma solarium by vod
18:09five bros
18:11four bros
18:12four bros
18:12okay we need to abort
18:14your mom should
18:15have
18:16aborted
18:17you
18:19fuck it
18:20who tested here
18:21what test
18:23mr jean cutaeve the virus is contagious as amir says c'est fini the game is over
18:28no butcher's right
18:30rockhart has seen us so
18:32we can't leave
18:32virus
18:34what virus
18:35look i didn't break you lot out of the panda flap about
18:38now all we gotta do is seal of ventilation
18:40every exit point tighter than a boy scout's asshole at jamboree
18:45no no
18:45it's not possible
18:50maybe
18:54yo
18:56is that motherfucker holding his breath
18:58uh-huh
18:59his heart rate is 10 beats per minute
19:01he can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours
19:04like a blue whale
19:05he won't breathe
19:07how do we get the virus in him
19:08whoa
19:09he ain't our first whale is he
19:11you lot sort this
19:12i'll fetch the virus
19:13can make hell you with me
19:21oh you two
19:22leave it out would ya
19:23fucking work in here
19:27hey
19:28coming with you
19:30what for
19:30i don't trust you
19:32hmm
19:34yeah
19:36suit yourself
19:41we've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers
19:46coincidentally the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed
19:50where's more
19:51he just disappears every afternoon
19:52won't say where he's going
19:54won't say shit
19:54he's a method
19:56misering technique
19:59is that a jew thing
20:00we are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up but you can invoke the insurrection act if
20:05we need to deploy the military
20:07mr president
20:07good idea
20:08what qualifies someone as an active starlighter that's going to be anyone who posts pro starlighter or anti-homelander content
20:15honestly the vault book algorithm does most of the work for us we've got what 52,000 data points on
20:21every user
20:23we truly live in an age of wonder
20:25but
20:26we are going to need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all
20:29love it
20:30it's just that after we've paid for vaults military contracts all those corporate tax breaks and for the existing freedom
20:37camps
20:37treasury's running a little dry
20:39people get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors but they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes
20:45the president is thinking how insane this is right now
20:47he'll back you
20:48you can do it
20:49speak up
20:50and a lot of these sympathizers are vault customers
20:53won't there a rest seat into your bottom line
20:56no
20:57we'll just start selling ads on vault plus
20:59wow amazing ashley you're a real che gavada
21:02well alrighty then let me ask the most important question
21:07do i got immunity
21:19for fuck's sake
21:20soldier boy
21:21soldier boy is the president vice president of the united states of america
21:25they work for me
21:27everyone
21:27soldier boy is going to be number two in the seven
21:30once
21:31he is located
21:32william butcher and annie january
21:34wait wait wait sir
21:35no sir i i can do this i can bring them in
21:38well like you did with a train
21:39we're going in a new direction deep
21:42competence
21:43oh
21:44and steve
21:44soldier boy is going to need a full pardon
21:46well sir he uh
21:48he was guilty of
21:49you know treason
21:53consider dumb sir
21:55terrific
21:55and you know what
21:56i'm sure the man's dying for a drink
21:58uh steve can you make him a
22:02manhattan
22:02manhattan
22:03thanks steve
22:05of course
22:07can i get you a glass of milk sir
22:09no
22:11steven
22:13i'll also have a manhattan
22:16god damn
22:18this wicked soups teabag the president
22:22since me
22:39okay
22:40what's next
22:45what is it
23:06what is that explains how he's grown
23:15from bashing his bishop
23:18gross
23:27that's what i'm talking about
23:29oh god
23:34fucking unsanitary
23:37what is that
24:00you can use
24:01to use body tracking timer
24:03it's an amazing date
24:06next step will be to apply
24:08my faith foundation
24:09from my
24:10vitality collab
24:11velvet ember
24:12it doesn't fade even after a long day
24:14of shoving starlighters
24:15into police fans
24:18we talked about this
24:19i don't have a choice
24:20they make me do this
24:23there we go
24:25today i'm going to be going for a dark hero look
24:27so we're going to be using
24:28black noir's noir black liquid eyeliner
24:30because it is the
24:34you dare
24:35enter my dark domain
24:36i am
24:37countess crow
24:38countess of the crows
24:40and i shall make you
24:41you
24:41the day
24:42that you decide
24:43fuck
24:51fuck
24:54it's like each layer of cum
24:57represents a slow passage of time
25:00it's like a metaphor for life
25:02it's a metaphor for my balls
25:10what is the matter
25:13a starlighter cell in st louis was raided so
25:16they're all gone
25:17just like the one in
25:19portland and sacramento and boise
25:22i guess we can add a train to that list right
25:27you
25:28didn't kill them
25:30they chose to fight
25:31yeah because they thought that i was going to save them
25:34i told them
25:36that we were going to make it out
25:38fucking easy
25:39for me to say
25:40i'm bulletproof
25:43have you told pete tui any of this
25:45no no because he'll say it wasn't my fault
25:47so
25:48i can't
25:52so this is why you do not care if the virus kills you
25:57i led them
25:58to a shallow grave
26:02so
26:03i just get a fucking white picket fence
26:06and cherry pie
26:07no
26:08i can't live like that
26:09if i follow them
26:11it's the only thing that makes sense
26:20i am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost
26:26and yes it's easier to wallow on your guilt
26:32but the fucking shit
26:34you get up everything and you keep
26:36going
26:38anything else is an insult to the dead
26:43great
26:44just let go
26:46just get your chopped old man hands off of me
26:48guess who didn't make it to patrol today
26:49oh shit
26:51starlight
26:52oh my god
26:53you guys are terrorists
26:56what do we do with her
26:59same as rock hard
27:03you don't have a choice
27:07all right
27:08come on
27:09no
27:09what
27:10let me go
27:16baby power
27:29pounced on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood
27:33all this crime stopping makes me so thirsty
27:37turbo rush
27:38the drink of heroes
27:39only 15 calories
27:42cut
27:43that was a good take
27:44no please this is a mistake i am not sorry
27:48only 15 calories
27:50yeah
27:50now with acai
27:53and makaroos
27:55no cory go back inside please
27:58no
27:58you stay back
28:00if you ruin my shot it's on site bitch
28:02okay let's go again
28:04and fix your tits
28:06they're lopsided
28:06okay come on
28:07all this crime stopping makes me so thirsty
28:11turbo rush
28:13now with acai
28:14and makaroos
28:15that's fucking perfect
28:17okay great
28:18okay have fun at camp
28:19no
28:20no
28:20no
28:21no
28:22no
28:23no
28:23no
28:23no
28:23no
28:25all over
28:27not a chance
28:28we have to help them
28:29help them and every super than 500 miles
28:31will be up their arse within the hour
28:32we stayed a course
28:34mine's on the fucking job
28:35fuck the job
28:40come here go
28:41don't
29:04homelander
29:08homelander
29:15sage
29:16i was just
29:17um
29:19what can i do
29:19for you
29:21well that was quite a surprise
29:23today
29:23are you sure waking him was the right call
29:26yes
29:26did you tell soldier boy about the virus
29:29no
29:29i did not
29:30of course not
29:33what am i gonna say
29:34i uh
29:35uh
29:35yeah
29:36hey
29:36i really want you to do this job for me
29:38but
29:38careful
29:39because there's a soup killing virus out there
29:42and you may die screaming
29:43sure you would have jumped at that
29:46oh
29:46you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities young lady
29:52well besides
29:52if
29:53there is a virus out there
29:55the better you take the risk than us right
29:57ah
29:58well it's tactical
29:59exactly
30:00because for a moment i was afraid
30:02you'd only woken him because he was your dad
30:07so when he gets infected and he dies
30:09you don't know that's gonna happen
30:10when it does
30:11you won't go to pieces
30:12because it was tactical
30:13right
30:14mm-hmm
30:16right
30:16i i
30:18it
30:18okay
30:18nah
30:38it
30:39okay
30:40okay
30:40i
30:46go
30:49Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
30:54Transporting it without the necessary precautions.
30:56All right, all right.
30:57Less talking, more giving.
31:00I'll take it.
31:07So how fragile is this?
31:09Very.
31:11Very fragile.
31:12If it broke on the way?
31:13It could kill every superhero on Earth.
31:16There's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
31:23Wow.
31:26Best not drop it, huh?
31:31Thank you so much.
31:40Breathe and blow.
31:51You get him to breathe yet?
31:53What?
31:54Did you get him to breathe yet?
31:57I'm too late.
31:58The rest of the kicks will be back soon.
32:03We're doing everything we can, huh?
32:14You know, you were wrong earlier.
32:16We're not terrorists.
32:18Oh, God.
32:18When everyone comes back, Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass, and She-Line is gonna
32:23take a shit in the gaping hole that's left.
32:25Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right?
32:29It's just a shitty situation.
32:31Yeah.
32:31The shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
32:38We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
32:41All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
32:48Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
32:51I got a teenage daughter.
32:53That shit right there bounces right off me.
32:56Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows at one time?
32:59What's it called?
32:59A murder?
33:01Oh, let me guess.
33:04Sheila and H. Crows.
33:06Damn.
33:08Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
33:11Their names are Russell and Cameron.
33:13Point is, Vaught doesn't care about y'all neither.
33:16They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
33:19It's ridiculous.
33:20Oh.
33:23Motherfucker, don't go through my shit.
33:25Roszak, Welbutrin, Lexapro.
33:29Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
33:31Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
33:34All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got,
33:36and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
33:38Why are you risking your life for them?
33:45Please.
33:47Please don't kill me.
33:48I just want to go home.
33:51I miss my mom.
33:52And my dad.
33:55Please.
34:08Careful.
34:13Oi.
34:14Fucking small, Huey.
34:16My night's a little glad Atrian's dead.
34:21No, I'm not glad he's dead.
34:24Atrian did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives.
34:26And he died a hero.
34:27A real hero.
34:29And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either.
34:32Listen.
34:33I know you've just done it here in the Gulag.
34:36You've earned your seat at the table, son.
34:38I'll give it to you straight.
34:39Annie, you've got to knock this whip-caping-pussy-shite out of your head, mate.
34:44Ain't doing no one no favors.
34:46Especially your girl.
34:47I mean, that's why she's giving her call.
34:49She'll talk to me about it, Annie.
34:50You don't know what's going on with her.
34:51Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
34:53And she knows that you,
34:55poncing about with this Jimny Cricket,
34:57listening to your heart, bollocks,
35:00is just gonna get her killed.
35:04Is there any part of you left that's still human?
35:09You're gonna get Annie killed, not me.
35:13But I won't let you do it.
35:17Love it.
35:31I hate the vial!
35:34It's good.
35:38Wait, is that?
35:43Well, well, well.
35:45He's dead, right?
35:46He's supposed to be dead?
35:48Supposed to be.
35:51Mallory put him on ice for a bit.
35:55You're telling us this now?
35:59Somebody up there likes us, mate.
36:01In what fucking way?
36:02Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
36:04Who bad in our mind is old man?
36:09New plan.
36:12Oi!
36:13Ain't she supposed to be a giant-ass doodah?
36:15Aren't you supposed to be smart?
36:17Running a truck under the name Don T.
36:19Be a cunt.
36:20Same alias when we headed to Herogasm.
36:22Well, oldie better goodie.
36:28No, mate.
36:29Just you and me.
36:39I guess it's true.
36:41You're one of us now.
36:43Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
36:46Then fuck it, beat him.
36:46Being super is not gonna save you.
36:48That don't stop us helping each other.
36:50Homeland has doubled a cunt now, if that's even possible.
36:54He needs doing more than ever.
36:55You still fancy a seat on the seventh, don't you?
36:57Fuck you.
36:58We had a deal.
36:59I held up my end of the bargain, and you sold me out.
37:03Put me back in a fucking box.
37:05And for what?
37:06Because I was gonna kill some dumb kid?
37:08A kid is your grandson.
37:10Well, was it worth it?
37:11You feeling good about that call right about now?
37:13Where is that fucking brat?
37:15Armland is the one fucking you over, mate.
37:17Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus?
37:19Strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet.
37:22Bullshit.
37:24God's honest.
37:25The things this virus can do.
37:29Fucking die, Bornecum.
37:31Why'd you think he sent you here?
37:33Instead of coming himself, hmm?
37:35You're a sacrificial cunt.
37:37Again.
37:39I guess we'll see.
37:40You don't get it, do you?
37:43Me?
37:44Homelander?
37:45Your old crew?
37:47Everyone fucks you over.
37:49Do you wanna know why?
37:52Cause you are a dumb fucking twat.
38:02What the fuck was that?
38:12Hey!
38:13You two fucktards of local supes?
38:15Holy shit.
38:16Soldier boy.
38:18What?
38:18You're a dead socialist.
38:21What the fuck?
38:23This was being stupid.
38:24Now shut your cum bucket and listen.
38:26A Jap and a fairy took off east.
38:28Find them and kill them.
38:29Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses and time together like shoelaces.
38:34Move!
38:35Fuck.
38:43Fucking figures.
38:49Hey man.
38:50Get ready.
38:50We're coming in.
38:51Whoa, whoa, whoa.
38:51Slow down, kid.
38:54Soldier boy.
38:56He's alive?
38:58Fuck that.
38:59Just how long do we have?
39:00Just...
39:00Huey.
39:01Huey.
39:04We gotta move.
39:06Our fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
39:08Oh, shit.
39:09Shit.
39:10Shit.
39:14Shit.
39:24Heеня.
39:38Go!
39:39Go!
39:41Uh.
40:01Oh, my God.
40:16Oh, my God.
41:00Oh, my God.
41:02Oh, my God.
41:03Are you okay?
41:03Is the virus?
41:05Let's go.
41:05Let's go.
41:08Oi!
41:09Prince!
41:10Oh, shit.
41:11Move!
41:13Go!
41:13Go!
41:19You with me?
41:22Hey!
41:31You with me.
41:33You with me.
41:33How's a useless cock gobbler like you still alive?
41:36All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
41:39You're kind of obsessed.
41:40Yeah.
41:43Is this the virus he was going on about?
41:45The so-called soup killer?
41:47Huh?
41:47Well, not today, you semen-swilling butt pirate.
41:50What?
41:57No virus, bitch.
41:58I will shoot.
42:00Hot.
42:01Come in.
42:02Your face.
42:03Not...
42:04Not right now.
42:11What the f-
42:13What the f-
42:34???
42:38No!
42:40No!
42:41No!
42:41No!
42:43Try it disparate!
42:45No!
42:48Ah...
42:49No, no.
42:54Y pry...
42:55No!
42:55understood the situation on the road the man above yolo.
42:57Stay deep.
42:58Well, no...
43:03Huh?
43:06Oh!
43:16Huh?
43:18Huh?
43:44Well, that good?
43:46Very.
43:47Oh, fuck.
43:47I wish I would have seen that.
43:49No.
43:50You don't.
43:53Come on.
43:53Let's leg it.
43:55No, no, no, Monka.
43:57And until we are certain, I have not been infected with this plague.
44:04Oh, fuck.
44:09Oh, fuck.
44:35I have a word.
44:38Wait out there.
44:41What are you doing?
44:42I'm about to enjoy a Mexican melt.
44:44There is extra if you want to join in.
44:45No, thank you.
44:46Crunchwrap Supreme?
44:46Cheesy Gorgita Crunch?
44:47No.
44:48Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco?
44:49I don't want any taco fucking bell.
44:50Okay.
44:51Rounding up all the Starlight Sympathizers is a well-thought-out plan.
44:56Clearly the right call.
44:57He's not in the building.
44:57Thank fucking God.
44:59What the fuck?
45:01Why are we doing this?
45:02Doing what?
45:03If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
45:06Homelander sets the agenda.
45:07I just execute.
45:09That's bullshit.
45:10You're the smartest person on the planet.
45:12There is no way you don't have an angle here.
45:13My angle.
45:15My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground tongue lashing my clit till
45:20he needs a deed replacement.
45:22All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
45:25It's nicer than I expected.
45:29Ashley, she's smart.
45:30She's got to listen to reason.
45:32Look, I've been there.
45:35Literally where you're sitting.
45:37But that chair isn't a pedestal.
45:39It's a chopping block.
45:41And I can help you.
45:42But you've got to talk to me.
45:48Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
45:51You know you can't.
45:52You can pull out the back of your skull.
46:00Wow.
46:01You're unbelievable, Ashley.
46:03That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
46:05They're arresting innocent people.
46:07But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
46:10I need a minute.
46:18From back here, I see a spine.
46:20Fucking use it.
46:21Do I get laser eyes?
46:22No.
46:22I get a psychic fucking tumor.
46:24This is junior year all over again.
46:26Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies because
46:29he had Jamiroquai tickets?
46:30And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
46:33Going along won't get you what you want.
46:35Going along is why we're still alive.
46:37You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
46:39At least he had a shred of decency.
46:41That's why he's dead.
46:42First they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
46:46I don't need Martin Neumuller right now.
46:47You used to love his poetry and Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
46:51You used to want to do some good in the world.
46:53What happened?
46:54I tried.
46:55I tried.
46:57But there's nothing I can do.
46:58Half of Washington thinks Homelanders bad shit.
47:01The CIA, the Pentagon, they will follow you if you lead them.
47:05I'm not a leader.
47:06I'm vice president.
47:08You can still do some good, Ashley.
47:09We can still do some good.
47:11Just shut up or I'm going to float on my back in the tub again.
47:14You want that?
47:16You're better than this.
47:17You were better than this.
47:19No.
47:22No.
47:23So, we're clear.
47:24You're absolutely sure.
47:25Triple check the results.
47:26None of you are carriers.
47:28Humans are immune.
47:29No chance.
47:30No seat on the mail.
47:43God damn.
47:44I've only seen shit like this one of the time.
47:48It was on you outside of that truck stop wallhouse on our 23.
47:52Soldier come down.
47:54Homeland did it go.
47:55They fucking did it.
47:56No time.
48:02We'll get it.
48:05Oh, God.
48:10Let's run away.
48:13What?
48:15There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
48:19We just need to find one so remote.
48:21Nobody will ever find us.
48:25You were right.
48:28This virus.
48:29There is no contain in it.
48:31No stuff in it.
48:32I do not know how to protect you from it.
48:34Except to take you as far away from here as possible.
48:55You did not see its carnage.
48:57It's too dangerous.
48:59It's dangerous for everyone.
49:00Innocent people are being wound up.
49:05Don't ask me to watch you, darling.
49:08I think this is how we make amends.
49:11For the lives we've taken, I think we have to...
49:14Get up every day and keep going.
49:32You're allowed to freak out, you know?
49:32You're allowed to freak out, you know?
49:47This virus.
49:49It's fucking brutal.
49:51I don't know.
49:52For a rock hard, I'd say it's an improvement.
49:57I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
50:00Neither of us is fine.
50:03And we shouldn't be.
50:05And if you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to.
50:08You're perfect.
50:09But I'm not letting you die.
50:14I'm going to keep fighting.
50:18And if you can't, then I'm just going to fight for both of us.
50:24But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?
50:41Anna.
50:43I'm late.
50:59All right, Sarah.
51:02Time for your meds.
51:13Here's a good boy.
51:28Well, hey.
51:29Be careful, sir.
51:30It's a viral contagion.
51:32I got here as soon as I heard, and I locked shit down.
51:35I'm sending Soldier Boy to test the waters.
51:37Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
51:39You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
51:42I told him to report back.
51:44I told him not to go in alone.
51:45Why would he do that?
51:47Well, it's more like Soldier Boy.
51:49Am I right?
51:50Leave.
51:51Well, I just, um...
51:53I'm going to be here, sir.
51:53Dude, it should have been you.
51:55All right.
51:56I'm sorry.
51:57Leave.
52:03I was swimming.
52:11No.
52:28Not you, too.
52:30Not you.
52:40Where is everyone leaving?
52:45I'm sorry.
52:55I'm sorry.
52:56I'm sorry.
52:56I'm sorry.
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