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00:00:05this is a love story love it's supposed to be patient and kind but let's be honest it's
00:00:16irrational it can make us crazy and sometimes downright insane i should know my husband made
00:00:25me small no it's not a metaphor he made me six inches tall i'm literally the size of a dry
00:00:42martini shaken stirred and nursing the burn of every sip even at our ugliest i still believe
00:00:53our love's worth fighting for but fair warning it's going to get worse before it gets better
00:01:05to us to us
00:01:13to recapturing magic to the journey not the destination
00:01:18and to dr carmichael couples therapist extraordinaire to her words of wisdom
00:01:24it's speaking of the journey it was bumpy
00:01:28yeah a few potholes yeah yeah checked into separate rooms um but i am working through my narcissistic
00:01:37tendencies and i am working on my accountability issues and here we are we made it got to the next
00:01:45stop dr carmichael's new year new us colon a grand gesture i'd like to go first okay great
00:02:01i've arranged to get the vermont gang back together at the gray house on new year's eve for our anniversary
00:02:07so we can renew our vows new year new us
00:02:14i'm speechless
00:02:16we were so happy there
00:02:20really really are gary and meg gonna be there they're giving up cabo
00:02:24lulu
00:02:25our daughter has not returned my call oh she's 18 she will they don't do phones always send a text
00:02:30okay
00:02:30okay my turn okay this will be but the last christmas that we spend in st louis because i
00:02:39have listed our house with the contingency to run it back from the bio through next december i'm going
00:02:44to land this big fish and tomorrow i'm going to get eld smith to bankroll the final stage of my
00:02:50life's
00:02:50work so that in one year lindy we can move back to the gray house permanently like i promised years
00:02:57ago a clean slate and a fresh start i supported you and you got your prize and all i ask
00:03:05is that for
00:03:06one more year you support me so i can get mine are you serious the listing went up today
00:03:19is this real very
00:03:25less
00:03:29i love you lindy i love you too
00:03:42thank you thank you for inviting me back into our bed
00:04:09how does one solve the problem of feeding the world
00:04:14only less little john knows now what if we could take say an ear of corn and shrink it to
00:04:22a fraction
00:04:22of its original size just imagine a farmer could grow ten a hundred a thousand ears of corn in the
00:04:30space it takes to grow one but how does cellular reduction work my revolutionary molecular
00:04:37transformation process fundamentally changes the distance between atoms oh the real question is
00:04:44can you restore the corn cob to regular size after it's been miniaturized not only can we do it we
00:04:50will
00:04:50do it together helton smith we can make more with less that's l e s i'll take it from here
00:05:00less okay
00:05:05now it's time to blow your minds
00:05:12you call this the mini barn card no one calls it that it's just me see i grew up on
00:05:18a farm rich
00:05:45you call this the future
00:05:50you call this the future
00:06:02i am
00:06:05fucking amazed
00:06:08there's a corner there's a truck here look how tiny it is it's being tiny
00:06:12it's incredible i got you you did you really did it's crazy oh amazing again make it big i want
00:06:20to taste it
00:06:22oh a big coin takes a big investment oh there he is money man chiming in well go on uh
00:06:29you know uh
00:06:30flavor saver was a huge step forward it was the first and the best gmo tomato on the market but
00:06:37it was a
00:06:37failure well no it wasn't it was a breakthrough but it tasted like old band-aids admit it no i
00:06:46don't think
00:06:46i will admit it or i walk no
00:06:56i don't think it's going to be a failure i got you yes you did hilton but this agrotech
00:07:03is going to change the world jinx and just think this is only the beginning sorry who are you vivian
00:07:09hilton's chief scientist i'm the guts i just write the checks she's the brains and my guts never make
00:07:16mistakes i mean i would write you a check right now but for some reason i'm just not feeling yummy
00:07:26in my tummy
00:07:29you me who are you is this a true question i don't know is it well who are you i'm
00:07:38awesome i'm hilton
00:07:40well i'm awesome i'm less yeah i'm gonna need more
00:07:52you like it yeah i'm gonna lose my house
00:08:14hey hey uh something quietly revealed itself to me oh what's that maria's staff pick
00:08:24my rainbow starts with black it's a poet surprise winning novel by the one the only lindy mcmichael
00:08:30little john that's a lifetime ago 18 years and still a fan fave listen richie um we need to talk
00:08:42oh no yeah no we've just begun richie hold on this is just the first act not turn this into
00:08:50a tragedy
00:08:52tragedy is a better story oh i wish they had a section on how to repair an emotional affair
00:09:00you really saw me when i needed it the most yeah and and you really gave me that emotional intimacy
00:09:08that i craved you know you were a great shoulder an ear you're so handsome young smart and maybe in
00:09:19another life but but i fell in love
00:09:24and you i fell in less hell yes why less knows the real me the worst of me and he
00:09:33he still loves me
00:09:35i could love the worst you no he has 20 years on you and you've known me like a few
00:09:41months six and a
00:09:42half less he made a grand gesture and he promised me a fresh start and i believe him why no
00:09:52no no
00:09:53actually don't say love should remain a mystery my mom told me that okay i'm gonna go
00:10:01just wait wait wait this oh god i got you this christmas present absolutely cannot accept this
00:10:07you must or it means our love was in vain not love okay okay okay just open the card first
00:10:13there is no need
00:10:14you need to thank me okay
00:10:31merry christmas my love
00:10:33in anticipation of the new year new you and new us i thought this would be a great start
00:10:40open the present i'll wait
00:10:52i hate this rag i know you hate this rag but i knew you'd never send it in yourself give
00:10:58it a
00:10:58quick read see if you recognize it
00:11:02oh richie no no no what have you done i presented to be your book agent your story is gonna
00:11:09be in the
00:11:10new yorker no no i didn't write this i'm fucked i know it's overwhelming and i'm sure you don't
00:11:19oh that's richie no no no no oh my
00:11:24fuck oh oh shit shit shit shit oh
00:11:27pick up pick up
00:11:30terry oh okay there is a story there's a story in new york with my name on it
00:11:36and i need you to call me back this is an emergency for sirius this time call me back
00:11:41oh
00:11:42fuck
00:11:53hmm shut the door
00:11:54why
00:11:55because i want to raise my voice
00:11:58jesus jumping crackers why would you invite hilton to your charity event at your home tonight
00:12:05because he wants to know who i am
00:12:06but lindy will be there and i'm sorry am i the only one that remembers last year the the the
00:12:12the
00:12:12silent auction the pool incident and you're still serving alcohol this year right
00:12:16count me out i'm sorry i cannot watch
00:12:21i don't think that my heart or my stomach can tolerate another interaction with him
00:12:27but we are broke and here's all we have there are no more interested investors less with hilton's
00:12:35kind of cash you know what lindy and i are fine now we're good even and we're renewing our vows
00:12:41new
00:12:41year new us yes you said that last year this year it's gonna stick you sleeping in the same bed
00:12:46yes just sleeping sleeping plus big plus small plus it feels so much better if it was big we're
00:12:54on the road to big i promise you um okay
00:12:58lindy it's me it's me calling you um i'm not panicking but just call me back before the party okay
00:13:03it's not an emergency but it's an emergency oh so sorry sir um my uh my polyp is gone yeah
00:13:10but
00:13:11there's a hole in my heart now sounds like a case for the bard's guard so i'll be unable to
00:13:15attend
00:13:16your party this evening our loss good luck richard
00:13:41you're not jackie i'm hell don't make me raise it through i'm professor little john jackie's
00:13:48professor did she leave for break already have i missed her i hope not because i'm her ride
00:13:53jackie professor little john yeah lindy you should call me lindy oh uh hell uh professor little john is
00:14:00the reason that i'm here oh you wrote that book she loves i didn't read it no offense none taken
00:14:07jackie
00:14:07i'm so glad i caught you can we talk yeah just real quick oh you mean without me i do
00:14:14oh is it okay
00:14:15oh yeah a bit rude no offense but sure okay let's just have a okay um
00:14:23have i done something wrong professor little joe oh no no gosh no no i have i have
00:14:30i um i need to tell you something uh i loved your short story untitled on purpose that's the one
00:14:42yeah i loved it it was brilliant and the prose was incisive oh just the voice fresh distinguished rare
00:14:51one that deserves the attention of the new york literati
00:14:55i mean that that means the world to me professor little john it's almost it's almost christmas and
00:15:02you're at my door complimenting my work i oh my gosh i couldn't ask for a better okay listen to
00:15:06me
00:15:06listen to me yes you need to turn it into a novel right now now really really now mm-hmm
00:15:15um
00:15:16i guess i could get started over the break no you need to take next semester off and just write
00:15:21the whole
00:15:23semester you just want to isolate and write while it's fresh while it's here while untitled on
00:15:30purpose is coursing through you right yes i feel it okay so you need to isolate and write uh no
00:15:36distractions no internet no novels no magazines no uh nothing right nothing and just all winter long
00:15:43uh very a room of one's own right wolf it right wolf it could you do that yes well oh
00:15:49well how's dad my
00:15:50uncle flip he has a cabin back in montana that's super isolated oh well then pond isolated that's
00:15:55perfect right yes jackie yeah this has the potential to be your my rainbow starts with black no professor
00:16:05little john it it couldn't jackie i should know my goal in life is to just write one one great
00:16:14novel
00:16:15like you that's okay so we're agreed you're gonna isolate and write yes all semester all semester
00:16:22you're going to montana yes remember no magazines right no you don't want any uh just turn off the
00:16:28internet okay i will unplug completely yes okay hey merry christmas merry christmas to you too
00:17:00oh terry thank christ okay listen i have ten minutes blindsiding me with one short story
00:17:06published in the new york over the last two decades gets you one the fact that we've been friends for
00:17:10more than 20 years gets you another and the other eight belong to gillian flynn who continues to
00:17:15publish bestsellers which bought me a classic six off the park i didn't write the story it's my students
00:17:23work my ex-emotional lover long story found the fucking story in my bag and thought it was mine
00:17:30and i why would i correct him you know he sent it in oh without my knowledge on my behalf
00:17:37because he
00:17:38long story adored me and thought i was capable of writing something great again i'm taking a sabbatical
00:17:44from washu i'm headed to the gray house les and i are gonna renew our vows long story you're invited
00:17:50i know you hate him i did too but he is a good dad and i'm committed to committing to
00:17:56my marriage so i
00:17:59cannot handle this shit storm right now which is sure by the way to tarnish your reputation as well
00:18:05so if you want to keep that classic six then can you please please fix this fucking mess so i
00:18:12can
00:18:12focus on my vows and my marriage like i promised i hate you i know i hate me too thank
00:18:20you no you're
00:18:21not allowed to thank me
00:18:27i don't want to thank you no you're not allowed to thank you no you're not allowed to thank you
00:18:52you're not allowed to do this behavior tonight hilton smith is attending condescending as always
00:18:56starla and who necessary and he is a big investor you know i thought the cover was on the pool
00:19:03last
00:19:03year right you know that great you already picked up the first frame to me and i did yep it's
00:19:08locked i
00:19:08know is this another party protest no hilton is here in five starla your dress is upstairs i need
00:19:15you inside now what dress let me assess your wardrobe situation and we both agreed that the only option
00:19:20was to outsource an upgrade
00:19:22insulting insulting and what if i hate it your futures are on the line he said to me quote no
00:19:29new year
00:19:30new us without new money unquote so please just move get out of the car now goodbye starla i will
00:19:40have
00:19:40the valet physically remove you i need a minute one minute
00:19:49you need a hulk out front stat
00:20:19Come on, tell me what Les is working on.
00:20:21This is the cover of Scientific American.
00:20:24He tells me nothing else.
00:20:27And you never ask bullshit money.
00:20:30I have printed that same quote from you ten times over the years.
00:20:32All I'll say is First Rule of Fight Club.
00:20:35Lynn, and outdated.
00:20:37Just like Scientific American.
00:20:49Vodka dry.
00:20:58Oh, thank you.
00:21:07Big Red has landed.
00:21:10Where's Lindy?
00:21:11I need eyes on Lady Tomato.
00:21:13Helton?
00:21:13Give me a 20 on Deep Pockets.
00:21:16Double negative.
00:21:17Big Red is not happy.
00:21:18I know amazing style when I see it.
00:21:21Oh, this is a facade.
00:21:24Oh, well, the facade is working.
00:21:27I'm teetering on the precipice of being outed as a fraud.
00:21:31Which I probably deserve.
00:21:34I'm supposed to be the supportive wife.
00:21:38But my career going up in flames is banging around my brain.
00:21:42That's all I can hear.
00:21:43What does your husband think about that?
00:21:45Oh, he has no clue.
00:21:47He's a fraud, too.
00:21:49Is that so?
00:21:52Oh, welcome, everyone.
00:21:55Every year, I say I'm going to keep it short and that this night is not about me.
00:22:00It's about the children.
00:22:02And tonight, I'm actually going to keep that promise.
00:22:04But, you know, let's be honest.
00:22:06It has to be about me first, because you're all here to bid on my stuff.
00:22:11Well, he's just playing the role of a charitable philanthropist.
00:22:17But all he really cares about is his life's work.
00:22:20First, himself second, our daughter third, and me last.
00:22:24Which I probably deserve.
00:22:26Well, just curious.
00:22:27What do you think about his life's work?
00:22:30And a very personal little ditty about Jack and Diane.
00:22:34And my John Cougar Mellencamp Velcro wallet.
00:22:37With my high school ID still inside.
00:22:40Huh?
00:22:41Where else are you going to get one of those?
00:22:43I can't tell you that.
00:22:46It's so top secret, actually.
00:22:48I have no idea what it is.
00:22:50Hold on a second.
00:22:50My top elf is really trying to tell me something.
00:22:53Maybe tomato in the brand with deep pockets.
00:22:55Two drinks in, third on deck.
00:22:57You're fucking joking, aren't you fucking fired?
00:22:59I'll turn to my headset.
00:23:02But I can tell you, he's brilliant.
00:23:08Don't tell him I said that.
00:23:10Yeah.
00:23:11I mean, I'm already last.
00:23:13You know, what's after last?
00:23:16Not much.
00:23:17So, yeah.
00:23:18Merry Christmas and happy holidays.
00:23:21And hopefully that covers it all.
00:23:24Okay.
00:23:26Less five minutes.
00:23:27No.
00:23:28Two.
00:23:28One.
00:23:28Later.
00:23:29Maybe.
00:23:29Done.
00:23:30Oh, everybody was out.
00:23:31Stop.
00:23:32Stop.
00:23:32Stop.
00:23:32No, no.
00:23:32I'm just explaining to this gentleman why there's no outdoor access this holiday season.
00:23:36So, as a joke, last year, I put into the silent auction.
00:23:40As a joke, watch Almighty Les walk on water.
00:23:44I thought the cover was on the pool.
00:23:46Oh.
00:23:46It was out.
00:23:47I'm so sorry.
00:23:48You get it.
00:23:48Hilton, I'm so sorry.
00:23:50I just want to say I'm so sorry.
00:23:51Well, I pay right now to see that.
00:23:53Awesome, Les.
00:23:55If you can walk on water, you got my money.
00:23:58Are you being serious?
00:24:00No.
00:24:00No.
00:24:01Oh, great.
00:24:02So, I can still get the money?
00:24:04After the conversation with your wife, I don't know.
00:24:09Hi, Hilton.
00:24:10I didn't know.
00:24:10Okay, Lindy.
00:24:11Why don't you just not say anything and maybe go and get us a lot of drinks?
00:24:16Okay, so, Hilton, I don't know what she said.
00:24:18Well, she said that you put work first, family third, and her did last.
00:24:22That's out of context.
00:24:24What kind of man are you?
00:24:25I know.
00:24:26I just, I can explain.
00:24:27I can explain.
00:24:28Oh, my God.
00:24:31You never explain anything.
00:24:33I got you.
00:24:34Again.
00:24:35Again.
00:24:36You suck at this.
00:24:37I do, I do, I do.
00:24:38So, just to be clear, Lindy didn't tank the deal.
00:24:40She closed it.
00:24:42Now, she's awesome.
00:24:44Workaholics, they changed the world.
00:24:46I'm a workaholic.
00:24:47I should know.
00:24:49Thank you so much.
00:24:50Thank you so much.
00:24:51I want to go to work right away.
00:24:52Like, fuck the holidays.
00:24:53Yeah.
00:24:54Put it on my Christmas card every year.
00:24:55Yeah.
00:24:56You really see me.
00:24:57We both do.
00:24:58Oh, it's you again.
00:24:59Hilton's chief scientist.
00:25:01Oh, the brains.
00:25:02And the boots.
00:25:03The boots.
00:25:03The boots on the ground.
00:25:04What do the boots do?
00:25:05The boots ensure that my guts are never wrong.
00:25:09The boots are parvedil.
00:25:12I'm all in.
00:25:13Are you?
00:25:14Awesome.
00:25:14Bless.
00:25:21Fine, just tell me.
00:25:23I'm melting down.
00:25:25Because I fucked the deal.
00:25:26No, I closed the deal.
00:25:27I closed the deal.
00:25:28Fantastic.
00:25:29No.
00:25:30What do you mean no?
00:25:31That's so great.
00:25:32Oh, my God.
00:25:32I was so worried.
00:25:34No, no, no.
00:25:34Now I am saddled with one of Hilton's network of bio spies.
00:25:38His chief scientist is going to come in, and she's going to take credit for my work.
00:25:42And all of this will have been for nothing.
00:25:44I will be nothing.
00:25:45My legacy will be nothing.
00:25:47I shall go to the grave without a Nobel.
00:25:49You know, this was my last chance at greatness.
00:25:53God.
00:25:54Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, come on, you remember Joan
00:26:01Ryan?
00:26:03Huh?
00:26:04Yeah, my nemesis at MIT.
00:26:06That's right.
00:26:07You were convinced that the PhD board was going to pick her over you, and you were going
00:26:13to be relegated to just a footnote in the science community or some other science bad
00:26:17thing, right?
00:26:17But what actually happened, Les?
00:26:21They chose me.
00:26:23They chose you.
00:26:25And where's Joan Ryan?
00:26:27Teaching at Berkeley.
00:26:31And where are you?
00:26:32In St. Louis.
00:26:33But why?
00:26:34Oh, uh.
00:26:36To give the finger to those ungrateful pricks at Monsanto, and to build the Menlo Park of
00:26:41the Midwest.
00:26:42And how?
00:26:43How?
00:26:43Because I am a partner in my own company, creating the bio-agrotech that will change the
00:26:47world.
00:26:48That's right.
00:26:48Yeah.
00:26:49You're going to change the world.
00:26:52And you are.
00:26:54I've always believed that.
00:26:56Even when you hated me?
00:26:57Oh.
00:27:00Especially when I hated you.
00:27:02So what do I do?
00:27:04You do what you always do.
00:27:06You get back in the workshop.
00:27:09And you figure it out.
00:27:11That's what Les Littlejohn does.
00:27:14Yeah.
00:27:14Right?
00:27:15Yeah.
00:27:16Right.
00:27:17Okay.
00:27:18Oh.
00:27:19Okay.
00:27:20Oh.
00:27:21That's it.
00:27:22That's it.
00:27:22Thank you, Luddy.
00:27:24Thank you for being so understanding.
00:27:27Oh, God.
00:27:29So now I've got to get back in the workshop.
00:27:31And let's move our renewing our vows to next year.
00:27:34That's a fantastic idea.
00:27:35Les?
00:27:36No, I didn't.
00:27:36What?
00:27:37Huh?
00:27:37That's what you said, right?
00:27:39Huh?
00:27:40Did I?
00:27:41Yeah.
00:27:42Gary and Meg.
00:27:43Oh, Gary and Meg would much prefer to go to Cabo.
00:27:45Let's send them something.
00:27:46Sign my name.
00:27:46No, no, no.
00:27:47That will be so humiliating.
00:27:48Don't worry.
00:27:49Don't worry.
00:27:49I'll tell Lulu that she can just go skiing with her friends like she wanted.
00:27:51So I'll see you when I see you.
00:27:53I'll be back when I'm back.
00:27:53And I love you.
00:27:55And I can't wait for New Year.
00:27:57New us next year.
00:27:58Whoa.
00:28:08Is he fucking kidding me?
00:28:11Hey.
00:28:28Lindy?
00:28:29Richie?
00:28:30Um.
00:28:33I made a mistake, and I'm leaving, Les.
00:28:36Tonight.
00:28:37I hear the emotion in your voice, and it's beautiful.
00:28:40I've been hoping for a Christmas miracle.
00:28:42Yeah, I'm going to go to Vermont.
00:28:43I'm going to go to the Grey House.
00:28:45And I, um, could you come with me?
00:28:48Where you finished your masterpiece.
00:28:50I'd be honored to be invited.
00:28:52A gift beyond measure.
00:28:53I have ten vacation days and one personal day bag.
00:28:57Heart emoji.
00:28:59Let's meet at Mandy's Diner at midnight.
00:29:02Heart emoji bag.
00:29:03I'll arrive with joy in my step and a light in my heart.
00:29:07Did you love my present?
00:29:08The fuck?
00:29:09Pardon?
00:29:10Yeah, I didn't have the heart to open it, so I'll just bring it with me, okay?
00:29:18New year, new you, new us.
00:29:20Oh, is Vermont cold?
00:29:22I can...
00:29:43Everybody out in 30 minutes or Hulk is going to see me smash.
00:29:49Iceberg ahead, 30 clicks.
00:29:51Abandoned ship.
00:29:52Lady Tomato about to burst.
00:29:53Hey, hey, hey.
00:29:55Les promised me a minute.
00:29:59I'll give you 20.
00:30:17Excuse me.
00:30:19I thought the boots up my ass might start after the holidays.
00:30:23Martin signed the LOI ASAP.
00:30:25Martin signed the LOI ASAP and Hilton turned on the money hose in good faith.
00:30:27I didn't sign.
00:30:28I'm a partner.
00:30:29Apparently not the important one.
00:30:32Oh.
00:30:33Well, now I'm inspired and I would like you to leave.
00:30:37A genius needs his space.
00:30:39Exactly.
00:30:41And I plan on being inspired throughout the holidays.
00:30:44I know this is a difficult transition, period.
00:30:46I'll give you tonight.
00:30:48But I will be back tomorrow.
00:30:52Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.
00:30:58Fuck me.
00:31:00Fuck me.
00:31:35Mills, I don't have time.
00:31:40She what?
00:32:02You're old.
00:32:03Text me.
00:32:09Fuck you, too.
00:32:14Starla?
00:32:25Freezers, off limits from now on until I say I need to regroup.
00:32:29Where are you going?
00:32:31I'm leaving you.
00:32:33If anyone should be leaving anyone, I should be leaving you.
00:32:35How's that?
00:32:36For trying to sabotage my career?
00:32:38Think I don't know?
00:32:39You don't think Nils will call me for comment, Lindy?
00:32:41Scientific American, not TMZ.
00:32:44I'm a hoax.
00:32:45You know what?
00:32:45I'm threatened by a female scientist taking credit for my work.
00:32:48You mentioned Joan.
00:32:50I'm not a misogynist.
00:32:52I'm not intentionally.
00:32:53Oh?
00:32:54If anything, I'm an accidental misogynist.
00:32:55And I, too, blame the patriarchy for that.
00:32:57I never said misogynist.
00:32:59Why would you do this?
00:33:00Why?
00:33:00You know why.
00:33:02Is it about Gary and Meg?
00:33:04This is about you and our marriage and breaking the promise of step three colon, a grand gesture, and our
00:33:12daughter who hates me, sucking the life out of me and my promising writing career.
00:33:17Career?
00:33:18Stop!
00:33:19It was one book in the early aughts!
00:33:22This is what you did.
00:33:23You basically, you turned in a book report on your fucked up family, you changed the names, you added a
00:33:28little bit of wry sarcasm, and then you called it fiction, and you got lucky.
00:33:31My rainbow starts with black.
00:33:34No shit.
00:33:35My book report and the subsequent Oscar-nominated film it's based on bought and paid for this extravagantly sad McMansion
00:33:44in this podunk red state town you forced us to move to so that you could try to be something
00:33:50other than Mr. Fucking Tomato Head.
00:33:53This is the last thing I need right now.
00:33:55Oh, my God.
00:33:56I'm so sorry.
00:33:57What is it you need right now?
00:33:59I need you.
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:00I need your support.
00:34:01This is my last chance.
00:34:04You already got your prize.
00:34:06And, in case you forgot, I was by your side for every fucking sentence.
00:34:12Every book signing, every interview.
00:34:14I held your purse.
00:34:16I held my tongue.
00:34:17You know, I was there for the ride.
00:34:18And it wasn't always pleasant.
00:34:20You know, the rollercoaster of insecurity and emotion was frankly fucking exhausting.
00:34:24I have paid that debt.
00:34:26I have been by your side for 15 years.
00:34:29You had flavor saver.
00:34:32And it was insufferable.
00:34:36Still is.
00:34:37But I didn't get my moment in the spotlight like you did.
00:34:40I didn't get my prize.
00:34:42Swing and a miss.
00:34:43How is it my fault?
00:34:46How?
00:34:47My apologies.
00:34:48Forgive me for being ambitious.
00:34:50Coasting by on a one-hit wonder isn't enough for me.
00:34:54Maybe you don't have another hit in you.
00:34:56Huh?
00:34:56Maybe you're one and done.
00:34:58Maybe your ego just won't let you read the room.
00:35:00I would rather be blinded by my ego than paralyzed by fear.
00:35:04That's me?
00:35:04That's what you think of me?
00:35:05Yeah, because you haven't produced one goddamn sentence in 15 years.
00:35:09What kind of magic do you think you're suddenly going to find in your beloved gray house?
00:35:12Huh?
00:35:13With me by your side, like an emotional support animal, encouraging you, keeping you calm.
00:35:18Because, quote, I promise we'd return there one day, unquote.
00:35:21I mean, I am through being held emotionally hostage for your creative paralysis.
00:35:28And there it is, everyone.
00:35:30That's our show.
00:35:32Same line every time.
00:35:40This is the top secret thing you've been working on?
00:35:44Give me that.
00:35:45A Tonka truck is not going to change the world, let alone agriculture as we know it.
00:35:51You have no idea what you're talking about.
00:35:52This is what you said to every female scientist that's never had a better idea.
00:35:55You know, most men overcompensate with a big truck.
00:35:59It's nice to see yours to scale.
00:36:02Ah!
00:36:03Ah!
00:36:06Jesus.
00:36:07What a gentleman.
00:36:09Oh, fuck.
00:36:10What?
00:36:11Oh, no, Lindy.
00:36:12What?
00:36:15What'd you do?
00:36:28Oh, God.
00:36:32Is she dead?
00:36:38Lindy.
00:36:41Say something.
00:36:42Are you alive?
00:36:44Oh, you're alive!
00:36:48Fuck you!
00:36:50Fuck you!
00:36:51Fuck you!
00:37:06Merry Christmas!
00:37:08I don't want to fall tonight!
00:37:27Last
00:37:31Oh, fuck
00:37:36What's on, what is that?
00:37:59How much did I drink last night?
00:38:06Les, why would you put the plaid back up?
00:38:10God, that's my eyes and my head
00:38:18I'll try January starts today
00:38:26Oh wow, that really cleaned up
00:38:32Les
00:38:38Who's at the door?
00:38:50What is this nonsense?
00:39:01No, no, no, no, no, no
00:39:03Lindy, everything is fine
00:39:06Don't freak out
00:39:16Lindy
00:39:18No
00:39:20Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse
00:39:23Stop screaming at me
00:39:33What's up?
00:39:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
00:39:37Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:39:53I am not okay
00:39:57Can you hear me? I am not okay
00:40:05I am not okay
00:40:07It works, I can hear you
00:40:09You're too loud
00:40:12Sorry
00:40:13Well now I can't hear you
00:40:15How about now?
00:40:16Nope, too loud
00:40:17Now?
00:40:19Softer
00:40:20Now
00:40:21Better
00:40:22I hate this fucking thing
00:40:27Can you hear me now?
00:40:29Say again
00:40:29Can you hear me now?
00:40:31Yes!
00:40:32Oh
00:40:32Sorry, sorry
00:40:33I'm so sorry
00:40:34Are you okay?
00:40:36I'm fine
00:40:37I heard that
00:40:38God, I think we got it
00:40:41Hi
00:40:42What the fuck Les?
00:40:44Heard that too
00:40:45Loud and clear
00:40:46Okay
00:40:48Lindy, I'm so sorry
00:40:49It was an accident
00:40:49And uh
00:40:51I can't believe it even happened
00:40:52I
00:40:53But you're incredible
00:40:55I mean
00:40:56You're beautiful
00:41:02Are you smiling right now?
00:41:04No
00:41:04No, no, no
00:41:05No, of course not
00:41:06I just
00:41:06I
00:41:09Just like
00:41:09Wow
00:41:11Wow
00:41:12Wow
00:41:13Wow
00:41:14No, I apologize
00:41:15You're my wife
00:41:16You're not experimentally
00:41:18I should hope so
00:41:20Jesus
00:41:21Oh my god
00:41:22This is your job?
00:41:24This how you're gonna solve world hunger?
00:41:26You're gonna make everybody tiny
00:41:28So
00:41:28So they don't what?
00:41:30Eat more?
00:41:30I don't
00:41:31Uh
00:41:31Do you want me to answer that?
00:41:33Or
00:41:34Explain it to me
00:41:36Well
00:41:36Um
00:41:37It's called
00:41:39Cellular reduction
00:41:40And um
00:41:41It's the process of miniaturization and restoration
00:41:43Of organic fruit
00:41:45And vegetables
00:41:46And that's how
00:41:47I plan
00:41:48To solve world hunger
00:41:50Explain how you're gonna make me big again
00:41:52Jesus
00:41:53I don't give a shit how it works
00:41:55Oh right, well
00:41:55I just reversed the process
00:41:56That's the restoration part
00:41:59Great
00:42:01Restore me
00:42:02Now please
00:42:04I can do that
00:42:05Um
00:42:06Uh
00:42:06But first
00:42:07Uh
00:42:07A surprise
00:42:08Meet me in the dining room
00:42:14Merry Christmas Lindy
00:42:16Les
00:42:16Do I look
00:42:17Merry
00:42:18Or hungry
00:42:20Well it's kinda hard to tell from this distance
00:42:22Um
00:42:22I'm not
00:42:23Make me big again
00:42:25Now
00:42:26Heard that
00:42:26Loud and clear
00:42:27Um
00:42:28The thing is
00:42:29Tell me you can make me big again Les
00:42:31I can
00:42:32And I will
00:42:33Um
00:42:33The thing is
00:42:34That it's just
00:42:35I think
00:42:36It's just gonna take a day
00:42:37Uh
00:42:38Or two
00:42:38Tops
00:42:39But
00:42:39You'll be fine
00:42:40Everything's gonna be okay
00:42:41You're healthy
00:42:42I checked your vitals
00:42:44Wait I could die
00:42:45Tiny
00:42:46No
00:42:47You're not gonna die
00:42:48Tiny
00:42:49You'll be safe in the dollhouse
00:42:52Because it's almost exactly the same as our house house
00:42:55Um
00:42:56The stove works
00:42:58The refrigerator works
00:42:59There's food
00:43:00The water runs
00:43:02And
00:43:02I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home
00:43:06Your clothes
00:43:08From your closet
00:43:10Um
00:43:11And
00:43:12Uh
00:43:12This curling thing
00:43:16And
00:43:17Your hairbrush
00:43:18Uh
00:43:19Cold cream
00:43:20Looked important
00:43:22Oh
00:43:23And I remembered your coffee
00:43:24And the coffee maker
00:43:25Worked perfectly right
00:43:26Oh
00:43:27One crucial thing
00:43:28The toilet
00:43:29It works
00:43:30I figured it out
00:43:31Just don't ever look in the hall closet
00:43:33Downstairs
00:43:34Ever
00:43:35You will be restored to regular size
00:43:37I promise
00:43:38This is just temporary
00:43:39Lindy
00:43:39I am so close
00:43:41Truly
00:43:42Now it's so close
00:43:44Not a day or two
00:43:47Tops
00:43:48Less
00:43:49You motherfucker
00:43:52Hey
00:43:53Calm down
00:43:57Calm
00:43:58Calm down
00:43:59Fucking down
00:44:03Hell
00:44:04Aaaaaah
00:44:07Aaaaaah
00:44:10Aaaaaah
00:44:12Aaaaagh
00:44:13Aaaaah
00:44:15Why
00:44:15You human
00:44:17Damn
00:44:18Why
00:44:19Hey Libby
00:44:21I'm gonna need a minute, I don't want to be a little.
00:44:30It's been a way, thank you, you can, you can refilm the ladies cup too, she's on her
00:44:48way of going. She's gone back to her husband. No. They always do. Not this time, no noob noob.
00:44:53Cause we've got plans, yep. We got concrete plans. How about a ten day getaway to Vermont
00:45:06for two, uber romantic. There are multiple reasons you could be late.
00:45:17No, I know Lindy's coming. Why, you may ask? Because our love story is woven into the fabric
00:45:24of time. Destined to be written. Immortalized for generations to come.
00:45:31Oh. Quiet everybody please. Quiet please! Sorry. Oh. It's work. It's work. Hey Martin.
00:45:44Well, I, you know, I was, I was gonna head out of town, so. No, no, no, no, no. Of
00:45:50course,
00:45:50of course, I'll just, I'll head into the, into the lab. No, I've not heard from us. Wait,
00:45:58what do you mean you can't get a hold of them? Okay, bye. Does this mean your romantic getaway
00:46:04is canceled? Bart, can I be honest? I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy.
00:46:14Is he suffering? Take those off, I feel like a specimen. And come closer, I don't want
00:46:26to keep yelling. Jesus, the 96? If there was ever a time. I know why you didn't tell me about
00:46:36your work. Well, I couldn't. It was top secret. I signed an ironclad NDA. It's bullshit.
00:46:43You didn't trust me. Which makes me so sad. Makes me so sad. Fuck you. But, yeah.
00:47:00Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either. What?
00:47:03Happy birthday, Lindy. They are so cute. Wait, and legible? Happy birthday, Lindy.
00:47:16They're so cute. Oh, and functional. Happy birthday, Lindy. How cute. And accurate.
00:47:28The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox. Never put it together.
00:47:35You also said you didn't want to know.
00:47:39Well, you're not leaving me. Well, I have to go so I can fix you. No, no, no. No, Les.
00:47:45Take me with you. I'm portable. You'll be safer here in the dollhouse. I feel very not safe.
00:47:50I feel very small and like something bad could happen. I won't let something happen.
00:47:55Something did. Something else. Beyond the accident. But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.
00:48:01Please, Les. I do not want to be alone. Please. I'm scared.
00:48:04Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary?
00:48:09Oh, God. I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall.
00:48:13Not me. I can show you. No, I, I don't. Aren't you just a little bit curious?
00:48:20I will be restored to regular size soon. I promise. Trust me.
00:48:29Okay. This is crazy.
00:48:33Oh, fuck.
00:49:09Yeah. I mean, everything's really big. Really.
00:49:28Wow. I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
00:49:34You see this dust ball? Do you think I could choke on this?
00:49:40Oh. Yeah, put that down.
00:49:44Hello, Dolores. Look who it is. See? She's not that scary.
00:49:49Why is she looking at me like that? Oh, oh, it's puffing up. Do you see what it's doing?
00:49:55No, no, no. It's trying to eat me. No, this is not interesting to me.
00:49:59Can you put me down, please? Put me down.
00:50:02Oh, we're gonna dream. We'll just live. In the lanes of this man.
00:50:10A beautiful sight of my eyes.
00:50:14What a beautiful sight of my eyes.
00:50:15Fun, right? We all love a train ride.
00:50:17Merry Christmas, Lindy.
00:50:21Merry Christmas, Lindy.
00:50:28Merry Christmas, Lindy.
00:50:31Merry Christmas, Lindy.
00:50:38Merry Christmas, Lindy.
00:50:40Merry Christmas to me.
00:50:46Merry Christmas, Wendy!
00:50:49Maybe too many times around?
00:50:51I want to get off!
00:50:54I don't like it.
00:50:55Oh, I'm going to be sick.
00:50:59Oh, God.
00:51:03Oh, my God.
00:51:05Hey.
00:51:07It's going to be okay.
00:51:08Hey, I'm so sorry, this happened.
00:51:12So incredibly sorry.
00:51:24Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.
00:51:26I'm going to go to the lab to refuel.
00:51:28What am I supposed to do with this?
00:51:30I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it, but I don't know.
00:51:34Um, Scarface?
00:51:35I'll just gnaw on it or something.
00:51:41How are you feeling?
00:51:43Really?
00:51:44I mean...
00:51:45I know what you mean.
00:51:47Better.
00:51:50I did always love this couch.
00:52:05When you're ready.
00:52:07Uh, pour away.
00:52:13Don't be shy.
00:52:16So, this is my, uh, tiny little life now?
00:52:22Temporary tiny life.
00:52:23How long again?
00:52:24A day.
00:52:26Two at the most.
00:52:26I'm so close.
00:52:27So close.
00:52:28Yeah.
00:52:29Yeah.
00:52:34Did you microwave this off the floor?
00:52:36Floor is clean.
00:52:37You're the first person to ever walk on it.
00:52:40Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
00:52:42Kind of.
00:52:51Less you put parmesan in the potatoes.
00:52:54Potatoes a la Diane.
00:52:57With a twist.
00:52:59Who?
00:53:00Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
00:53:02She's gonna play me in the movie.
00:53:04She's gonna play the sister character.
00:53:06I still don't know who that is.
00:53:07Walt?
00:53:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
00:53:11That's a stretch.
00:53:12What?
00:53:13I am blonde.
00:53:14Less said that we could be twins.
00:53:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
00:53:18No, no, I think with the bright hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean.
00:53:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting a book into a film.
00:53:24Because it sold a million copies?
00:53:26Because it won the Pulitzer.
00:53:28Hollywood must be out of ideas.
00:53:31You're not excited?
00:53:32Laura Dern is playing the mother.
00:53:34I adore Laura Dern.
00:53:36But I question her judgment.
00:53:38The book wasn't well received.
00:53:39I repeated one Pulitzer.
00:53:41The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
00:53:44That does not a Pulitzer make.
00:53:45Their words.
00:53:46Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
00:53:49I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
00:53:52without Carol turning her nose up at me as if I were the devil incarnate.
00:53:57Walt?
00:53:57Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays.
00:54:00That's not a stretch.
00:54:01Mom.
00:54:02It's fiction.
00:54:03Carol didn't see a character.
00:54:05Carol saw me.
00:54:07And the me in your book is a monster.
00:54:09It's a comedy.
00:54:10It's a dark comedy.
00:54:11A coming-of-age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced by a monster-of-a-mother character.
00:54:20You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.
00:54:28Walked out or was driven away?
00:54:29Jim abandoned me.
00:54:31No.
00:54:31He stopped being married to you.
00:54:34He abandoned me.
00:54:36Me too.
00:54:37And he's still the hero.
00:54:39I tried my best.
00:54:42Walt?
00:54:42If I may, Walt, Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
00:54:46I call them potatoes a la Diane, with a twist.
00:54:50Is the twist a turn of the knife?
00:54:52It's Parmesan cheese.
00:54:53Try it.
00:55:00It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
00:55:03Just like you.
00:55:10Walt, I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
00:55:13I hear it's dreadful.
00:55:16Yes.
00:55:17Yes.
00:55:17No, I don't get the arch.
00:55:19It's like an arch for what?
00:55:21It's the gateway to the west.
00:55:24I think it's great.
00:55:25I can barely show my face on wine club Wednesdays.
00:55:30Hollywood has run out of ideas.
00:55:31Because I think Laura Dern is a very generous cast that I have to say.
00:55:35Hello.
00:55:40What's going on?
00:55:41Do you want to have sex?
00:55:42Oh, yes.
00:55:43Yes, please.
00:55:43Will you hear?
00:55:45Yeah, we'll be quiet.
00:55:46We'll be fine.
00:55:46All right.
00:55:47You're set to high volume.
00:55:50Watch.
00:55:51Watch.
00:55:51Watch.
00:55:52Watch.
00:55:52Watch.
00:55:52Watch.
00:55:53Watch.
00:55:53Watch.
00:55:54Watch.
00:55:55All right.
00:55:55Okay.
00:55:55Good.
00:55:56Come on.
00:55:57Come on.
00:55:57Come on.
00:55:57Come on.
00:55:58Come on.
00:55:58Come on.
00:55:58Come on.
00:55:59Come on.
00:55:59Come on.
00:56:18Come on.
00:56:25Jesus.
00:56:26Whoa.
00:56:27Can I help you?
00:56:29Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
00:56:31It's down the hall with the light on.
00:56:33The one with the toilet.
00:56:34I can see the light.
00:56:36It's a toilet.
00:56:41He's trying to escape.
00:56:45We're to the arch.
00:56:48Oh, my God.
00:56:50Oh, fuck.
00:56:51Okay, okay.
00:56:53Maybe I can't be quiet.
00:56:55I don't think you can.
00:56:58I don't know.
00:56:59Hey.
00:57:03I'm not really like her, though, right?
00:57:05My mother.
00:57:07I'm not like Diane, am I?
00:57:09Does that make me Walt?
00:57:12Seriously?
00:57:12Seriously?
00:57:13Seriously?
00:57:14Seriously?
00:57:15Seriously?
00:57:16No.
00:57:17Fuck no.
00:57:18Because she's...
00:57:19No, she's unbelievable.
00:57:20I'm not in a good way.
00:57:24It's going to be okay.
00:57:26It's another few days.
00:57:31Only a few days.
00:57:38It's only a few days.
00:57:53No.
00:58:10What?
00:58:11What?
00:58:14It can't be right.
00:58:18Okay, I'm coming in, but now, oh, now-ish.
00:58:46Magoo!
00:58:50Stay!
00:58:51Stay!
00:58:54No, no, no, no, no!
00:59:00Magoo!
00:59:01Get out!
00:59:05Oh, fuck! You fussy fucker!
00:59:20Stop!
00:59:22Stop it, you're fine.
00:59:24You're bad enough already.
00:59:29I mean, she's safe, right?
00:59:42Hey!
00:59:47Yes, Richard, what is it?
00:59:49Oh, you seem upset.
00:59:51No, Richard, I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:59:53You know, I sometimes come in my car to cry, too, when I need a release, so...
00:59:58I get where you're at.
01:00:00Okay, right, is that all?
01:00:02Now you've got me worried.
01:00:03Is everything all right at home?
01:00:04You know, with your wife, Lindy, Lindy's her name, right?
01:00:07Yes, Richard, she's fine.
01:00:07Everything okay?
01:00:08Good, good.
01:00:09Yeah.
01:00:10She's just, uh, keeping busy over the holidays.
01:00:13Yes, Richard, she's at home writing.
01:00:15She's writing.
01:00:15She's keeping busy.
01:00:16She's writing, writing.
01:00:18That's wonderful.
01:00:19That's wonderful.
01:00:20Richard!
01:00:21Get your butt inside!
01:00:22I'm sorry you used profanity.
01:00:24I'm upset.
01:00:28I'll see you later.
01:00:39Les?
01:00:41Les?
01:00:47That is the toy.
01:00:51oh he left me right
01:00:56i have to trust him i cannot spiral
01:01:06oh yeah why not okay that's it that's good space colon colon colon
01:01:16colon colonel space colonel next stop uranus
01:01:25fuck i'm already spiraling you made me believe you were so close so i believed you yes and you
01:01:32should believe me that's our deal there is mathematical truth in stating i am so close
01:01:36so what does so close mean to you in this context today my god i can't put an actual number
01:01:44on it
01:01:44i don't know what what have you done what have i done martin i didn't want to say you have
01:01:52one job
01:01:53contract is for 30 days that's insane well you said that you were close 30 days
01:02:02well it will work i mean the math says it will and math is never wrong so now you have
01:02:0830 days
01:02:08no no no we have 30 days oh now it's we what does it say exactly what does it was
01:02:12the small print say
01:02:13exactly says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works or the patent on
01:02:21our tech on my tech thank you reverts to hilton and hilton sues you sues us for fraud
01:02:29and you go to jail to jail well can he do that he can and after 30 days it goes
01:02:36the the tech the lab
01:02:38the bob's gone but but okay so how do i make uh how do i how do i make things
01:02:49big again because i i
01:02:50have to make things big again well after 30 days you can't
01:02:58i mean can he actually do this yes he can it says it right here
01:03:08less how bad is this
01:03:17i'm not even going to ask about the cat
01:03:36i got you something for christmas
01:03:47like what shakespeare used to write with you know i like shakespeare well everybody knows you like
01:03:53shakespeare bar's card well you talk about it a lot um you seem a little bit down no i'm just
01:04:04tired
01:04:05i was waiting up last night for someone someone special you know and it's just
01:04:13well merry merry christmas richard oh thank you jenna this is a very thoughtful gift
01:04:19so thank you
01:04:25thy returneth to thine grind
01:04:36okay buddy
01:04:49oh
01:04:51right okay
01:04:55oh that's good
01:04:56okay
01:05:07oh my god
01:05:19oh
01:05:23a classic
01:05:28volume
01:05:33we're never turning this off
01:05:35okay
01:05:36okay
01:05:36sacks
01:05:38so
01:05:40we've got popcorn
01:05:43but no candy
01:05:47oh
01:05:48less
01:05:49that's just for me
01:05:59richard i need everyone at the top of their game today it's a big day
01:06:02could be the day
01:06:03could be the day needs to be the day or two
01:06:06the most
01:06:11here are my thoughts
01:06:15adjust the last line on the maxwell stress tensor to b sub j
01:06:19minus one half times the quantity epsilon naught
01:06:23times e squared plus b squared over mu naught
01:06:40times e squared plus b squared over mu naught
01:06:45complete
01:06:46complete
01:06:47carl implement the thoughts
01:06:50so
01:06:51You can see it.
01:06:54There's a lot of fun.
01:07:08There's no different stuff.
01:07:09There's no different stuff.
01:07:12It's not too much fun.
01:07:14I'm so sorry.
01:07:29Let's make history.
01:08:13Let's make history.
01:08:17A great attempt in the name of science.
01:08:19Richard?
01:08:20Bob the explainer?
01:08:23Nominal success.
01:08:24Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.
01:08:28Same as previous attempt.
01:08:30Result, molecular disequilibrium.
01:08:33Eraser Bob, see medic.
01:08:34Bring in Fred.
01:08:36Clean up an aisle everywhere.
01:08:38Richard?
01:08:39Waiting on analysis to proceed.
01:08:41We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
01:08:43Go again.
01:08:45No, you won't.
01:08:46If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
01:08:50You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
01:08:54Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
01:08:59No.
01:09:00No, no, no, no.
01:09:01Um, this is not how we work here.
01:09:05We are making history.
01:09:06Okay?
01:09:07That corn was regular size.
01:09:10It's incredible.
01:09:11As a scientist, how can you not see that?
01:09:13Reports, equipment, results.
01:09:15Any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and including packets
01:09:20of instant oatmeal in the break room.
01:09:22Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
01:09:24Okay, everybody, everybody.
01:09:25This is Virginia.
01:09:26Vivian.
01:09:27Vivian.
01:09:27I don't know her last name, but she's new here, and she doesn't know how things work.
01:09:31And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal.
01:09:33Okay?
01:09:33Can we just talk about this?
01:09:36Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
01:09:40I don't care about the money.
01:09:41Of course you don't.
01:09:43You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
01:09:48I had to open the books.
01:09:50Well, it had to be perfect.
01:09:51What?
01:09:52Irresponsible and deeply sad.
01:09:54Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
01:09:56It's Hilton Smith's money.
01:09:57This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab.
01:10:00Ergo, I run this lab.
01:10:02This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous, and do something.
01:10:08Okay, no we, no we, just me.
01:10:10I want to talk to Hilton right now.
01:10:13Well, good luck reaching him.
01:10:15He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
01:10:20Guam?
01:10:21Guam?
01:10:22What?
01:10:23Shut it down.
01:10:24We'll try again tomorrow.
01:10:26Together.
01:10:27These ladders are an OSHA violation.
01:10:30You're an OSHA violation!
01:10:33Dear Harry Jesus!
01:10:35And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
01:10:4029 days.
01:10:41Not helpful.
01:10:42Not the point!
01:10:51Who have I done?
01:10:59Midnight for the stars and dew
01:11:06Midnight and a rendezvous
01:11:11Your eyes held a message tender
01:11:17Saying I surrender
01:11:20All my life
01:11:22No, it's my phone.
01:11:25My phone!
01:11:26Oh!
01:11:27Oh!
01:11:30Coming, coming, coming!
01:11:32What?
01:11:44No!
01:11:46No!
01:11:47No!
01:11:49No!
01:11:53No!
01:11:55No!
01:12:04Fuck, did you just say something?
01:12:12Am I losing my mind?
01:12:20I can see me in you.
01:12:26Damn it.
01:12:27What?
01:12:28Ah, what is that?
01:12:30Oh, fuck.
01:12:37I gotta get out of here!
01:12:45Ow!
01:12:46Fuck!
01:12:52Jesus.
01:12:53Fuck!
01:12:54Goddammit, let!
01:12:58For fuck's sake.
01:13:03God!
01:13:04Dang it!
01:13:05Who is that?
01:13:06Fuck.
01:13:13Ahh!
01:13:18Ahh!
01:13:20Aah!
01:13:29Ah!
01:13:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:14:17What the?
01:14:19Oh, oh, oh.
01:14:22Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:14:35I'll save you!
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