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Losing Is Not An Option - Hot Drama Engsub 💖✨
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00:01it's been three years since i woke up as the emperor and now this damn system tells me if i
00:06can ruin the fortunes of grandwell and bring the country down i get to go back to my world with
00:1015
00:10billion dollars that's just a piece of cake i can't stand staying here for another second
00:16your majesty the treasury the treasury only has a million tails of silver left
00:22if this keeps up grandwell will fall any day now your majesty
00:31only a million tails that's great i thought there might be more a little spending and it's gone
00:38your majesty how could you say such a thing this million tails is our last hope for grandwell
00:46hope my only hope is for the country to fall your majesty please reconsider shut your mouth guards
00:54go to the black cells and find vincent turner that man who embezzled half the treasury bring
00:59him to me unharmed i'm giving him back his old job your majesty you must not vincent turner is the
01:07greatest parasite using him is as good as digging your own grave digging my own grave this is exactly
01:13what i want it's over i am doomed he'll have me tortured to death before all the officials
01:23to serve as a warning your majesty have mercy i deserve a thousand deaths i beg you just let me
01:32die
01:35quickly turner listen up your majesty what are you you've got one month to burn through every
01:42cent of that million tiles in the treasury go wild spend it all be as extravagant as you can
01:47what spend it all your majesty are you testing me i see now you're giving me a chance to make
01:56up for
01:57my crimes your majesty is truly wise i'm willing to do everything for your majesty until my dying
02:05breath who said i want you to make up for it i want you to be the most corrupt official
02:09not a dog
02:10begging for mercy go squander that money waste it all do you understand if there's a single coin left
02:16at the end of the month i'll have your head take this key and get lost now
02:24no his majesty is no fool in three years on the throne his iron-fisted style is known everywhere
02:31and yet today in front of all the officials he gave the treasury to a death row inmate
02:36and told me to waste it all there must be something more going on spend it all that can't be
02:43what he
02:43really means his majesty there has to be a master plan behind this what is your true intention
02:52it's been three days that slacker turner still hasn't managed to spend that million tales
02:57that's too slow when am i ever going to wreck this country your majesty mr turner has thrown the city
03:02into chaos with the shadow guards oh amuse me what's he done he's been going wild shopping in the city
03:09wherever he goes there's panic and chaos it's like the world is coming to an end
03:13excellent panic and chaos that's exactly what i wanted
03:18looks like i picked the right man the country's in total chaos my retirement is finally within reach
03:26i get it now his majesty didn't hand me the treasury key just so i could squander the money
03:32a mere million from the treasury could never bring down the sky high prices
03:37all jacked up by those crooked merchants what his majesty really wanted was for me to use this
03:42money as bait and hidden behind my reputation as the greatest corrupt official go after those crooks
03:47the real leeches hoarding wealth that rivals the nation itself cut them off at the root fight evil
03:53with evil this is his majesty's brilliant plan your majesty i finally understand listen up everyone
04:01the four major grain merchants are greedy and ruthless jacking up grain prices and driving
04:06public anger by the command of his majesty their assets will be seized not a single coin left
04:12yes sir take all the treasury's money along with everything seized from those crooked merchants
04:18and set up stalls at the city gates let all the people know this is his majesty showing he cares
04:24giving them relocation allowances everyone gets five tails now this is what it means to truly take
04:29from the people and give back to them oh my god this is real silver i thought i was dreaming
04:36with this
04:37money my whole family can finally survive see that these heartless bastards jacked rice prices sky high
04:43but now mr turner has seized all their assets serves them right long live his majesty long live long live
04:52mr turner the incorruptible one
04:57it's burning it's finally happening
05:01is it rioters rebelling is it revolutionaries storming in fantastic let me see which brave soul
05:06has come to take my shitty life and my throne your majesty your majesty something has happened this is
05:12huge good this is great is it the people revolting are the rebels storming in tell me which hero is
05:18here
05:18to take my head your majesty this is huge it's the greatest news great news the whole city is chaos
05:27and you call this great news your majesty it's not chaos people are celebrating with the money
05:33they're lighting bonfires singing your praises everyone in the city is praying blessings for you
05:38what did you say singing my praises and the treasury the treasury as for the treasury mr turner said he'd
05:44surprise you at tomorrow's council
05:48it's time where's turner did he blow through all the money and run off
05:56i vincent turner have not failed the assignment your majesty
06:01oh the task is done so that million was spent right your majesty allow me to show you the results
06:09attendance bring it up your majesty ordered me to spend and i understood this is a genius plan
06:19first scatter then gather i moved swiftly and confiscated all the assets of the most notorious
06:25merchants total proceeds 50 million tails of silver after giving the relocation fees
06:30to the people the treasury didn't shrink it actually increased 50 fold the citizens grateful for your
06:38generous rule have already paid next year's taxes in advance five fifty fold why is my empire doing
06:45progress bar going backwards
06:50i i was plainly slow-witted your majesty your wisdom truly is unfathomable did you all see
06:58his majesty valued the greatest corrupt official not because he's incompetent but because he could
07:05use corruption to fight corruption he used turner's greed to take down the merchant's greed sweeping out
07:11traders filling the treasury and winning over the people's hearts this is the kind of imperial
07:17strategy the world has never seen your majesty's brilliance shines long live your majesty long live your majesty
07:27what the fuck i was just trying to go bankrupt and i still ended up gaining
07:33announce my orders your majesty what would you like us to do go disband every last one of the 200
07:39000
07:39imperial guards collect all their weapons what your majesty this is absolutely out of the question
07:46that's grandwell's last line of defense shut up my mind is made up alan take these 200 000 soldiers go
07:52to
07:52that wasteland west of the city and start farming give everyone one hoe give me grain or don't come
07:57back uh for farming with a hoe exactly turning my most elite troops into farmers is it north albion
08:09about to invade when their army reaches our city i'll just open the gates and surrender
08:22we're the proud imperial guards instead of defending our country we end up shipped off to this god
08:26forsaken place to farm seriously what does his majesty mean by this are we supposed to be farmers for the
08:31rest of our lives gravity potatoes failed crops from high gravity planets it weighs over 100 pounds hard
08:43to dig up and taste like rocks this is what you're going to plant listen up starting today everyone
08:48must dig out 10 potatoes no potatoes no dinner you're gonna be exhausted if you can't lift your swords let's
08:55see how you fight then your majesty what's the point of these potatoes the point you'll find out soon enough
09:06what kind of nonsense is this my hands are full of blisters from digging those damn potatoes are
09:11literally stuck in the rocks general has his majesty really lost it if this keeps up forget fighting we'll
09:16all starve to death out here something's off there's definitely something wrong
09:35this this little thing weighs like a thousand pounds
09:42everyone shut up you idiots
09:46this isn't farming this is his majesty training us to be stronger you still don't get it his majesty
09:52thinks we haven't trained enough digging potatoes can boost our core strength swinging a hoe like
09:57this is clearly a back to basic sword technique
10:03thank you your majesty let's get digging thank you your majesty let's get digging
10:10report your majesty general urgent news
10:14what happened north albion army has broken the treaty 30 000 soldiers are on the move their vanguard is
10:20less than 30 miles from our westwood camp what this is my chance
10:26my hoe army versus 30 000 cavalry now the empire's doomed my retirement life here i come
10:36here they come finally they've arrived 30 000 elite cavalry versus my farmers with nothing but hopes
10:44i should definitely lose big this time right my 15 billion retirement fund i'm coming your majesty
10:51the albians they they're charging straight at us we should run for it run why would we run the real
11:00show is just getting started
11:06so this is grandwell's army a bunch of peasants who can't even afford armor
11:11is emperor nathaniel graham dead sending you farmers here
11:15boys did you see that that's your military glory charge crush them crush them and their potato
11:24sprouts into pulp capture that fool emperor alive those cursed bandits they want to trample his majesty's
11:32blessed grain listen up everyone those barbarians want to destroy these blessed potatoes
11:40if anyone lets even one horse stomp a potato sprout i'll make him get buried alongside the potatoes
11:46all troops follow orders form up whole formation guard the grain
11:54this horse it's huge don't stop my green beauties
12:02it's over i can finally end this fried chicken soda aircon i'm coming
12:17what the hell this horse is so fragile not even as tough as the potatoes so boring
12:24monsters they're not human they're monsters retreat all troops fall back run hurry
12:32you want to run did you ask my potatoes first smash them hard
12:42this this can't be real that's not how my script goes
12:48you've crushed the enemy the nation's fortune sword doom progress rolled back by 30 percent
12:53no my retirement fund my 15 billion dollars
13:01your majesty your agricultural drill is the most powerful technique in the world
13:06i beseech your majesty spread this method throughout the army let grandwell never be defeated again
13:11please your majesty share your technique let grandwell never be defeated again
13:17no need spread it if you keep this up are you planning to dig up the moon next
13:24your majesty you truly are witty turning farm tools into weapons training soldiers with potatoes
13:30this is the way back to basics after this battle grandwell's prestige will surely shake the world
13:38shake my ass i just wish i was dead no wait there's still a chance can't collapse from within and
13:46the
13:46enemies are too weak i have to have to find someone nobody dares mess with someone who could smash this
13:53damn country with a single slap guards announce my orders head back to the capital i heard the
14:00continent's overlord the mighty emperor of valyria is sending an envoy to demand tribute that's true
14:07your majesty good very good summon him to court i want to give him a massive surprise right in front
14:12of all my officials isn't the emperor of valyria famous for his temper i'm going to grind your face
14:18into the dirt let's see how much you can take once his troops march in my empire's destiny is locked
14:24in
14:28your majesty my emperor's patience is wearing thin this is your last chance surrender the cloud veil
14:36lands immediately otherwise a million of valyria's cavalry will sweep through your tiny nation in an instant
14:48a million cavalry i've been waiting for this i was afraid you wouldn't come what do you mean by that
14:56fine you want land i'll give you my land right now outrageous what are you doing guards what am i
15:05doing i granted you a masterpiece go back and tell your emperor that this turtle represents how fast
15:11valyria will march forth i'll be right here waiting let's see if he dares come to his death
15:17your majesty you must not two countries at war never execute an envoy with this you are pushing
15:26grandwell into an abyss
15:31an abyss good that's perfect this is exactly what i've been waiting for get out get out of my sight
15:39tell your emperor that my blade is already sharpened stop staring go back all of you
15:45eat and drink and wait for the valyria army to come pick up your remains court dismissed
15:57nathaniel graham you lunatic i'll remember how you humiliated me one day i'll make you pay back with
16:05all the blood in grandwell
16:14what is that monster
16:18a mere palace guard with strength like that
16:22no something's definitely wrong so that's why he dared to insult me like that
16:29turns out he was hiding a trump card this terrifying this mess is far deeper than i imagined
16:37this is outrageous how dare that brat humiliate me like this this is a declaration of war against
16:43valyria no your majesty it's not a declaration of war it's a trap it's an enormous trap
16:49a trap a trap what kind of trap could a tiny country pull off your majesty do you think he's
16:55only
16:55insulting your ministers no he's provoking you he wants you to send your troops in a rage
17:04go on when i left the palace i saw it with my own eyes one of their gate guards was
17:10doing push-ups
17:11with a stone lion on his back the look he gave me made me feel like i was already dead
17:19your majesty the
17:21soldiers of grandwell are all monsters
17:28they defeated the albion army with farmers now even their gate guards have the strength of an army
17:33weak nations have no diplomacy there must be someone behind him this makes no sense this makes zero sense
17:42your majesty i know this isn't arrogance it's strategy it's the reverse of an empty fortress
17:47gambit what do you mean he's acting crazy on purpose acting so out of the ordinary will make
17:53us think that he's got nothing to fear the more eager he seems for war the deeper the trap he's
17:59dug for
17:59us he's using an empty city to lure in our million troops like a fish on the hook so such
18:05a twisted plan
18:06i almost fell for his provocation so your majesty right now we cannot attack whoever makes the first
18:12move loses announce my decree hold back not just that we should send gifts send him lavish gifts so
18:17he can't figure us out i want to see what kind of tricks that madman can pull off whatever you
18:23do
18:23do not provoke that lunatic look the dust is rising is the valeria army finally coming for us
18:37they're finally here today my grand plans will be realized your majesty the enemies are approaching
18:45we should run now run why should we run i want to watch them trample my palace
18:51from the emperor of valeria to the emperor of grandwell you are a ruler of unmatched culture
18:57and strength my emperor wishes to form an everlasting brotherhood with grandwell
19:01paying tribute every year offering respect year after year
19:08no how could you surrender i begged you to fight me why is it so hard for me to die
19:15is there no one in this whole world who can destroy this damn nation of mine
19:26your majesty it's over everything's finished
19:29why are you yelling has the sky fallen
19:32it's even terrifying than that urgent news from the coast out on the western ocean over a thousand steel
19:38monsters just appeared with holes that breathe fire with just one shot they blew our coastal outpost to
19:46pieces what steel monsters fire breathing holes yes your majesty our navy is worse off than those old
19:54fishing boats this time our country really is about to fall
20:01good that's great isn't that an overwhelming force it's science and tech this time not even gods can
20:08save my grandwell at last my nation is about to end
20:13see all this your majesty what are these these are fireworks the palace has collected for new
20:19year's festivals my precious fireworks your majesty our country is in crisis and you're showing me
20:24fireworks now i'm ordering you take every single one of these beauties and load them on our crummiest
20:32fishing boats send out our lamest fleet to meet ramara's unstoppable warships what your majesty
20:39sending fishing boats against iron giants isn't that just sending us to die you're right i'm sending
20:47you to die listen carefully once you see the enemy light up every one of these fireworks let them hear
20:54the bang consider it a farewell gift then raise the white flag and surrender that's an order do you
21:05understand his majesty said these are fireworks told me to put on a show before surrendering no these are
21:11covered in runes i can't even read i can feel the power to destroy everything i get it his majesty
21:18knows this battle is lost but he refuses to go down in shame he wants us to look like harmless
21:24fishing
21:25boats getting close then blow up these divine bombs and take them down with us it's basically a supercharged fire
21:32attack a fight to the death all or nothing your majesty i accept the order to die soldiers his
21:40majesty has handed us the weapon to destroy the enemy we're not coming back from this for grandwell
21:45for his majesty charge to die for grandwell to serve his majesty go on go on get yourselves killed
21:54my 15 billion dollars my retirement life here i come
22:07hmm a bunch of eastern peasants trying to take us on with these shabby boats let's show them what we've
22:14got
22:15fire feed every one of these pests to the fish
22:30guys his majesty has given us divine weaponry this battle means certain death like the fuse for
22:37grandwell for his majesty ram them head on blow it up hurry up once i hear that boom my retirement
22:48fund is
22:48in the bag air conditioning cola fried chicken i nathaniel graham am coming to you nathaniel graham
22:55never imagined that these so-called fireworks would actually be planet destroying cannons this shot not
23:00only wiped out the enemy's fleet it forcibly redrew the whole world map
23:15fireworks this is supposed to be fireworks system you screwing with me get out here
23:25heavens divine wrath is this truly his majesty's power with a flick of the fingers everything turned
23:31to ashes the ramara kingdom just vanished like that
23:42congrats host you've achieved the goal legendary emperor doom empire mission has failed now unlocking
23:46hidden quest roll the world govern the globe no i don't want it i want to go home and retire
23:54facing this unstoppable empire where should he go from here
23:58my fireworks turned out to be a planet buster now the whole world is begging me to take them in
24:04failed to get conquered and forced to lead the world i'm dead set on trashing this mess
24:10your majesty good news our gate is swarmed with defeated albians and the emperor of valeria
24:15insists on becoming your doorman should we have them executed or use them as fertilizer
24:19execute who they are my precious trophies issue my order bring every one of those rebels up here
24:26every single one i want to form a cabinet have mercy your majesty i will hand over 100 million tails
24:33of silver please don't send me to dig up potatoes warlord graham just kill me the ramara army has been
24:39wiped out by you i surrender my lord no your majesty i have brought along my imperial seal if you
24:47don't kick me
24:47out i'll guard your door take you out no i plan on making use of you grandwell's too powerful these
24:53days it's giving me a headache may make use of us your majesty you want me to be the mascot
25:00you aren't
25:01you the king of profiteering you'll serve in the treasury you've got one mission don't save any money
25:06take all the silver in the treasury and blow it on air on clouds on every piece of worthless junk
25:12and you
25:13don't you love to fight set him loose the capital safety is on you i want you to end the
25:18curfew let
25:19folks set up shop and fight all day whoever follows the rules will be executed by me and you stop
25:25kneeling since you want to stay so much you'll serve in foreign affairs insult every little neighboring
25:30state as nastily as possible i want them to attack me together by tomorrow if you all can turn grandwell
25:35into a mess big rewards are waiting is that clear insult other countries he's not asking for a war
25:44this is obviously hardline diplomacy he wants to make a statement forcing them to take signs got it
25:49we should show our dominance by air by clouds has he seen through the limits of hard currency and wants
25:57me to launch futures trading and virtual assets whoa he's seizing the whole world's minting rights
26:04genius absolute genius everyone do you understand now this is what we call vision chancellor ashford
26:11please explain a mediocre ruler slays enemies a wise ruler puts them to use his majesty turned fallen
26:19generals and villains into tools using their vices to break the old order using their greed to pillage
26:26the world this is ultimate imperial strategy turning a demon's den into an alchemy lab ruling the
26:33world's monsters and becoming grandwell's god king ruling the world's monsters and becoming grandwell's
26:39god king his majesty's ingenuity knows no limits long live long live long live your majesty did you
26:46even pass english class in elementary school whatever let it all burn delaney the treasury is yours now
26:55any plans to bankrupt it your majesty i have a scheme it's called unlimited banknotes
27:01i'm about to print cash non-stop distribute to everyone until our banknotes are worth less than
27:06toilet paper then prices will skyrocket rice will become pearls grandwell's economy will collapse
27:12completely good i knew you were my right hand print print till they drown us don't spare any paper
27:19huh your majesty i've got something even nastier i'll use all that worthless paper and buy up every
27:26piece of junk rocks grass even the air the people breathe and swap out all the real gold and silver
27:34for
27:34this garbage now that's a real spendthrift approved here's the emperor sword if anyone tries to stop you
27:42kill them i obey your majesty i'll turn grandwell's stench of money into the scent of corpses distribute
27:50give it all away every homeless beggar gets 10 000 tails every farmer gets 50 000 tails
27:59my lord if we keep giving it out money really will be worthless
28:04of course that's exactly what i want i want this bustling capital to turn into a hell filled with
28:10starving souls spread the word buy up next year's labor force stuff their pockets with money so they
28:17fight to buy all the goods let prices shoot through the roof thank you lord delaney thank you your majesty
28:24i'm rich go ahead laugh laugh as much as you want tomorrow you'll find out the cash in your hands
28:32can't
28:33even buy a bread roll grandwell die for me it's been a month inflation should have
28:40blown grandwell by now call in roland delaney i want to hear some good news so our price is soaring
28:46is everyone starving our banknotes worth less than toilet paper your majesty i i deserve a thousand deaths
28:54no worries no worries i should reward you for ruining this country tell me how bad is the situation
28:59your majesty i can't ruin it at all after receiving the money people didn't rush to buy up grain and
29:05instead they invested in factories they spent it on entertainment what with money their desire to
29:13spend went insane factories had to work day and night goods are coming out faster than we can print
29:19money prices not only didn't go up but actually dropped thanks to mass production your majesty
29:25that's not all the junk mr delaney bought up were repackaged as futures and concept stocks now grandwell's
29:32canned air cells worldwide every country begs for grandwell's banknotes this is a curse i tried to
29:40wreck everything but but tax revenue multiplied 30 times now grandwell is the world's top economy
29:47your majesty you are wise this is the ultimate form of keynesian economics consumption powers
29:53production with your own vision you've ushered in grandwell's golden age your majesty is brilliant
30:00long live long live long live long live your majesty break my printing press smash it hurry i tried to
30:10ruin the country now i'm an economics guru i can't live like this anymore so cold it's freezing this damn
30:21weather are you trying to kill me and i've got so much useless paper to go through my hands are
30:29about to
30:30turn into ice your majesty the royal observatory said it's the coldest night in a century
30:38we're almost out of charcoal in the palace your majesty enduring this bitter cold shows your sincere heart
30:46all these are matters of the people's livelihood we can't slack off even a little bit
30:53got it i thought of a way to stay warm guards
31:04your majesty you must not what do you plan to do these memorials are the nation's arteries
31:10the columns are symbols of your royal power you can't burn them and can't break them your majesty
31:17even if you want to squander everything you can't burn the palace but this is the royal palace after
31:24all all of you shut up if only i had ten thousand homes so every struggling soul could find warmth
31:32my
31:32people are out there starving and freezing what good is it for me to sit here in a freezing palace
31:40i want my people to be warm not just the palace burn them torch these memorials these columns let them
31:49all burn right through i could never finish reading these memorials might as well burn them that's it
32:01he he even dares burn his own palace and symbols of power what kind of courage is that here i
32:07am just
32:08trying to survive but his mind is on the whole level i what kind of emperor am i
32:15i thought money would corrupt him but he'd burn royal power itself without a second thought
32:23i lost i admit total defeat this is the kind of leader who's worth following
32:32did you all see that what his majesty is burning isn't just paperwork but the shackles of the old
32:39world what he tears down isn't the columns but the wall between ruler and people he's offering up his
32:48royal power itself to bring peace and hope for the generations your majesty you are wise we will follow
32:56you through fire and storms even if it cost our lives long live his majesty long live long live long
33:04live
33:07nothing's as warm as firewood after all now i can get a few days of peace and quiet
33:16that idiot roland delaney i said bankruptcy not the world's biggest economy if i can't crash the economy
33:22what about public safety then as long as chaos erupts everywhere this country will sure fall apart
33:28attendance summon the capital chief of security albion's vanguard your majesty you finally thought
33:34of me roland delaney only understands money messing up a country should be our expertise oh what's your
33:40idea tell me your majesty if you want to throw a place into chaos you have to break all the
33:45rules i request
33:46your majesty to abolish the curfew let the public party brawl and fight abolish the curfew and encourage fighting
33:52good excellent but that's not all we should open every market district allow them to run their
33:56businesses non-stop once the vendors multiply so do the gangsters and thugs then fighting for turf
34:02they'll end up tearing each other apart great minds think alike that's exactly what i want go at it
34:08i'll kill anyone who disobeys you yes your majesty give me a month and i'll turn the capital into a
34:14living hell
34:17what happened i told them to fight each other why is everyone busy running their businesses move
34:21over you're blocking my table why should i is this place your property fight fight each other to
34:26death whoever wins owns this street from now on hey we're just kidding around business is better when
34:33people get along yeah that's right we'll scoot over a bit wait no one's fighting so is the city already
34:40a wash in blood your majesty i have failed your trust what they're not fighting each other yes but
34:48actually no everyone's busy joining business competitions what the hell is that your majesty
34:55this move of yours is genius since abolishing the curfew our nighttime economy is booming like never
35:00before people work their day jobs then run stalls at night no time to pick fights at all exactly when
35:06two people are in dispute they settle it by whose profits are higher the winner takes it all it's harsher
35:11than real knife fights because of this everyone is desperate to become a workhorse shops never close
35:1724 7. crime rate has dropped to zero your majesty is truly wise you've awakened everyone's competitive
35:24edge you turned wars into business battles winning without even lifting a finger god damn it i just
35:31wanted to watch the godfather not the wolf of wall street not the economy not the security can't the
35:38villains just do their parts guess i'll have to do it myself i need to write down every possible
35:44solution make a plan b the incompetent ruler's guide on put all the money into major construction
35:50to never use people you're suspicious of no always use people you're suspicious of kill all the loyal
35:57officials three bring in as many scandalous consorts as possible four declare war on every country
36:02double domestic taxes this is perfect with this book retirement is just around the corner
36:12your majesty i will go close the window now
36:18forget it let's call it a day throw away these useless papers yes your majesty
36:27once i get a good night's sleep i'll start carrying out my plans
36:35his majesty's actions have been getting more and more inscrutable i can barely keep up with his train
36:40of thought hmm what is this is it some confidential directive his majesty accidentally left inside
36:48ah wait this the incompetent rue why would his majesty call himself that there must be some deeper meaning
36:58now i get it this isn't about wasting the treasury he's investing in infrastructure he's laying the
37:06groundwork for our nation's bright future oh i see it now his majesty is warning us all he wants us
37:15to
37:15always stay alert and never grow arrogant from past achievements that's the art of careful rule your
37:22majesty oh your majesty for the sake of grandwell you're even willing to call yourself incompetent
37:28you put yourself in shadow just so the entire nation can see the light this is a divine book
37:36it's his majesty's hundred year plan for grandwell's future i must make sure everyone in the land
37:41understands his majesty's painstaking devotion this is not for an incompetent ruler this is beyond all
37:48doubt the governance manual of a true sage attendants prepare my carriage i'm heading to the palace no
37:53i'm heading to the grand academy gather all the ministers i need to clear his majesty's name the
38:00council is finally quiet after the fire but now these guys show up to annoy me no way i have
38:06to teach
38:06them a lesson valeria your majesty i'm here what do you want i can't stand those envoys all they do
38:15is
38:15sing my praises every day so annoying your majesty so you're saying i now appoint you as the chief
38:20diplomatic officer i need you to go and offend every single envoy right now be as arrogant and rude as
38:26possible push them to band together and attack me immediately you want me to offend all the envoys yes
38:32call them dogs seize their tribute slap them in the face make sure they hate grandwell to their core
38:37understand yes his majesty is striking hard to put those fence sitters in their place using my
38:42brutality to highlight grandwell's power that's true imperial authority your wisdom shines your majesty
38:48i'll make sure they get a taste of the rules of a heavenly empire a bunch of country bumpkins how
38:54dare you not kneel and bow to me you you're a surrendered official too why should we bow to you
38:59hmph why because the cavalry of grandwell could flatten your tiny country a hundred times over
39:05and you have the nerve to call that pile of junk tribute guards confiscate them and feed them to
39:11the pigs you you are humiliating us it's an act of war against all of us war against you go
39:21home and
39:22tell your emperor by tomorrow if you don't hand over your national maps then wait for grandwell's fireworks
39:27to light up the skies over your capital fireworks that world-ending divine thunder he's threatening
39:34us with the fate of the romara empire this isn't humiliation it's a final ultimatum i've insulted
39:42them and taken their stuff surely they'll send a joint army to attack right what's going on why are
39:48here here again your majesty i have spread your might across the world we were blind to your
39:55greatness and dare to question imperial authority we are ready to surrender our nations to grandwell
40:03and serve your majesty for generations to come we beg your majesty to show mercy your majesty i understand
40:10once again you got valeria's emperor to play the villain it shakes the small fry but your own reputation
40:16stays spotless with the enemy's evil your power shines this is true mastery and imperial strategy
40:23your wisdom is unmatched conquering the world without blood but all i wanted was to get beaten up
40:31how did i end up expanding the empire is there any justice left
40:38the bigger my land the further my retirement economy public safety foreign relations all dead
40:44ends i have to think of something that can drain the treasury in a flash and crush me as a
40:49bonus reward
40:54that's it the divine staircase i really am a genius attendance bring those albion idiots before me
40:59i've got a gigantic task for them everyone pay attention this is the next hundred year vision that
41:06i've laid out for granwell project celine your majesty you want to build the staircase to the moon exactly
41:15and i've got a requirement you must use the softest materials in the land cotton silk tofu i don't care
41:24what
41:24you use the softer the better soft enough to be crushed by the wind understand your majesty we
41:30absolutely cannot do this building a tower out of soft stuff we'd be throwing all our money away
41:36this staircase is going to collapse shut up that's what i want ahem i mean that's the challenge i
41:42want this is the ultimate test of your engineering skills if anyone dares to refuse i'll send him to
41:46westwood to dig potatoes i i obey your command i'll use only the softest materials to create the most
41:53magnificent spectacle it's over chief no my lord his majesty lost his mind he wants us to build a
42:00staircase out of tofu he's obviously looking for an excuse to kill us exactly forget about reaching
42:05the heavens it will collapse after three feet we're dead for sure i get it i get it now my
42:12lord what do
42:13you mean you idiots his majesty is a god how could a god pose a mortal question soft this definitely
42:21isn't
42:21literal he disdain steel because it's too hard too brittle he's hinting at us he wants us to find a
42:29new kind of substance that can stretch infinitely from the softest most resilient materials this isn't a
42:37staircase this is creation itself god his majesty is a god we mortals shall not guess the will of the
42:46divine we pledge everything for this miracle a gigantic disaster shooting straight up when it
42:56crashes i have to stand close two birds one stone now my retirement is secure it's over my lord his
43:05majesty lost his mind he wants us to build a staircase out of cotton and tofu he's obviously looking for
43:11an
43:11excuse to kill us exactly forget about reaching the heavens it will collapse after three feet
43:18our brains will be as smashed as that tofu tomorrow
43:24i get it i get it now my lord what do you mean you idiots his majesty is a god
43:32how could a god pose a
43:34mortal question soft this definitely isn't literal he disdain steel because it's too hard
43:41too brittle he's hinting at us he wants us to find a new kind of substance that can stretch infinitely
43:50from
43:51the softest most resilient materials this isn't a staircase this is creation itself
44:02we did it my lord we did it from silk and spider webs we extracted this divine fiber
44:13this is a miracle sent from the heavens his majesty saw this all coming hurry we need to weave this
44:22into a
44:23cable start building the staircase's foundation we're going to bring his majesty's miracle down to earth
44:33hang on where's my tofu where's my cotton what's this black shiny stuff why does it look tougher than rebar
44:44your majesty mission accomplished we finally unraveled your divine riddle
44:50from softness we found the ultimate strength we now call this a carbon nanotube
44:58i get it now too his majesty's staircase project was about launching grandwell's technology into a new era
45:07once this is finished nothing on earth or in the skies can hold us back your majesty the foundation for
45:15the space elevator is ready in no time the dragon flag of grandwell will be planted on the moon
45:23a space elevator carbon nanotubes what the hell all i wanted was a shoddy project with tofu how is this
45:31thing growing faster than my hair it's over everything's over economics military diplomacy
45:38infrastructure four ways to destroy a country i managed to turn everyone into a golden road
45:43my retirement fund my 15 billion dollars am i going to be stuck in this shot hole for the rest
45:49of my life
45:50your majesty everyone today i am going to announce to the world a shocking secret about the fate of
45:56grandwell god here we go again this old geezer you just have to say that every day huh
46:06incompetent chancellor are you planning a rebellion how did my guide end up in his hands now my whole
46:12plans exposed wait maybe it's a good thing if they know i'm just a loser who wants grandwell to fall
46:18they should kill me right incompetent no this is his majesty taking the blame for us willing to carry the
46:25burden of infamy every single word is written in his blood and tears it's his majesty's divine revelation
46:31vincent tell us his majesty ordered you to waste the treasury how did that turn out chancellor i was
46:40ordered to waste the treasury but in reality it was guidance to launch economic warfare now the
46:46grandwell banknote is the only currency used worldwide first principle of the guide let corrupt
46:53officials squander the treasury general burke his majesty ordered you to become farmers how did
46:59that turn out his majesty taught us divine skills now each of our 200 000 soldiers can tear apart a
47:05starship with their bare hands second principle of the guide disband the elite troops and send them
47:09to farm minister of industry his majesty ordered you to build a tower to the sky out of tofu how
47:15did
47:15that turn out his majesty enlightened us unveiling the art of overcoming strength with gentleness now
47:22the space elevator is under construction very soon our imperial flag will fly across the galaxy
47:28third principle of the guide strengthen infrastructure and drain the nation's resources
47:32former emperor of valeria his majesty ordered you to humiliate every nation how did that turn out
47:38his majesty taught me the imperial authority now grandwell has become the heart of the world
47:41everyone is awed by his majesty fourth principle of the guide make enemies everywhere and invite disaster
47:48did you all see it from economy to military then to scientific ascension to global unification every
47:55step we took is plainly written in this divine book his majesty isn't trying to destroy us he's prophesying
48:02he's laying out the foundation for grandwell's eternal legacy so we were his pawns from the start
48:09every so-called act of sabotage was part of his plan divine his majesty is divine we mere mortals shall
48:17never guess the will of a god we deserve death a thousand times over oh fuck i was just trying
48:22to
48:22write down some bad plans not a divine prophecy are you kidding me i'm done i just want to go
48:29home
48:34it's over totally over even my nonsense can turn into prophecies do these people just have mush for
48:43brains congrats you've completed the ultimate mission a prophet whose words shape reality your national
48:50fortune score has exploded systems calculations have burned out rebooting now even the system couldn't
48:56figure it out no i've still got one last move if i admit in public that i'm a total failure
49:03maybe
49:04they'll snap out of it all of you shut up divina prophet are you all blind i'm telling you the
49:16truth
49:17i'm just trying to ruin this country
49:22i put turner in charge because i wanted him to empty the treasury get it corruption i sent the
49:28troops to farm because i wanted them to become useless losers every single thing i've done
49:35has been for the sole purpose of destroying grandwell you ignorant idiots do you understand now
49:45your majesty i understand now you you're just putting yourself down
49:53that's right your majesty you're just worried that we rely too much on your divine guidance so you're
49:59saying all this to wake us up such greatness of character to train your ministers you're willing to
50:06carry the blame your majesty's virtue is unmatched your majesty is truly wise we were so foolish we
50:13nearly let your efforts go to waste i'm telling the truth what are you people even thinking
50:22your majesty your self-effacing speech was broadcast worldwide through the vision device
50:28now everyone in the world is praising you calling you the most humble ruler in history i tried to
50:37destroy the economy but now they think i'm a god i can't live like this anymore
50:47the power of the mind fine if you're unbreakable in material ways then i'll corrupt you mentally
50:56spread my decree from now on grandwell enters a new era of national bliss rest first hard work is the
51:06root of all evil so i'll abolish it banquets games and sleep are now honored as the three sacred national
51:14policies anyone who works hard will be condemned as a criminal i want this entire world to become a
51:22world to become a hedonistic paradise lost to pleasure
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