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00:24We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:28He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain.
00:35Homelander, amen.
00:39But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel, that wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:54Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:57It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:59Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
01:04They spew and vomit.
01:05They're eating babies.
01:06They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
01:10Lord have mercy.
01:15We cast those demons out of this house.
01:17We fight hellfire with holy fire.
01:21We fight with the ballot box.
01:23We fight with the ammo box.
01:26Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
01:30You are not here to be blessed.
01:32You are here to do war.
01:34Amen.
01:36Amen.
01:37Amen.
01:38Amen.
01:40Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
01:42I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
01:45Then I need you to praise him.
01:47Praise him.
01:49Praise him.
01:49Praise him for victory.
01:50Praise him.
01:52Praise him.
01:53Praise him.
01:53Praise him.
01:53Praise him for our superheroes.
01:55Praise him.
02:02This is mine.
02:07Amen.
02:09Amen.
02:22Welcome to the outskirts of Airy, Pennsylvania.
02:25A charming little burg.
02:26Best known for a staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
02:34Oh, and when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.
02:39Or I'll do the fucking love of you.
02:59You're still working on the virus.
03:01Not working.
03:02Sorted.
03:04Thanks to this diamond, Keezer.
03:10Samir.
03:12I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
03:18Well, you lot remember, don't you?
03:21When that cunt Homelander brutally murdered them in cold blood, poor sots didn't stand a chance.
03:29Samir?
03:30Hi, I'm Huey.
03:31I was friends with Vicky.
03:32I...
03:36I'm so sorry for your loss.
03:38Are you an idiot?
03:38You cut off your leg with a hatchet.
03:40And kept me in prison.
03:41So did you.
03:41You shot me with the virus.
03:42Your leg regrew.
03:43All right, all right.
03:44Listen, the only thing that matters is we buried Sidat shit so we could crack on with
03:49a godly work of revenge.
03:51And, good news, Samir's done it.
03:54As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
03:58Well, so we reckon.
04:00We just need a little dry run.
04:02This thing kills just Homelander?
04:05Or every soup?
04:06Dunno.
04:07But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
04:09Jesus fucking Christ.
04:11Will it affect humans?
04:12Well, you know, we gotta test it.
04:14We're close to Cleveland.
04:16You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
04:19I am glad you're back, mate.
04:20Rock Hard?
04:21A member of Teenage Geeks.
04:23Rock Hard is a living mountain.
04:26Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
04:27Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
04:32Or he's cold-fucked Lincoln in the ear filled it with so much hot comet burst out of his mouth.
04:39Which makes Rock Hard a perfect lab rat.
04:42Indestructible, or nearly.
04:43Almost as strong as Homelander.
04:45And, no one gives a fuck about him.
04:47So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
04:52Lemon fucking squeezy.
04:56So, let's get cracking.
04:58We gotta stop the hate crimes against soups before they start.
05:03With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act,
05:06local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
05:15Here you go.
05:17Where'd you get these from?
05:18Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
05:24So, how are we gonna do it?
05:26Do what?
05:26Get the virus away from Butcher.
05:27We kill him.
05:28No, we're not gonna kill him.
05:29We're not just gonna go along with this, right?
05:33I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?
05:35Have we forgotten how fuck Butcher is?
05:37He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
05:40Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
05:43I said we take the virus, and we run.
05:45We'll kill him.
05:46Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
05:51That's a good price in any war.
05:55I'm kidding.
05:55It's a shit decision, alright?
05:57We're not denying that.
05:58But, you're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
06:01We don't have a motherfucking choice.
06:02Yes, there is a choice.
06:03And no, it's not yours to make.
06:04You're not the one who's going to die.
06:06Right?
06:09Why do you always give in to them?
06:13Kimiko, please, wait!
06:27Hey.
06:29So, it's been a tough year.
06:32No.
06:33No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
06:36Huh?
06:36Why do you bring it up?
06:38Just your whole vibe.
06:40Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, you're siding with Butcher, your hair is different.
06:43Okay, not so much about the hair.
06:45It's just, uh...
06:51Annie, whatever you have to do, I get it.
06:57It's okay.
06:58We can...
06:59We can figure this out.
07:02We can...
07:04Talk?
07:05Yeah.
07:07Or, counterpoint.
07:11Not talk.
07:13I mean...
07:14Yeah.
07:16That's a...
07:16That's a breathing milling point.
07:32You stood there.
07:33Girl, listen.
07:35Shoot off.
07:35Sliced into my own letter.
07:37Shot here, here, here.
07:38It hurt every time, but the virus?
07:40That was the only time I wanted to die.
07:42The pain...
07:46And you're okay with it!
07:48No!
07:51On my life, I'm not.
07:53But this is happening.
07:55With or without us.
07:57So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
08:02So I can protect you.
08:06I spent every day of the last year...
08:10Dreaming about you.
08:27You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
08:36I just fight him.
08:39It's incredible.
08:42Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
08:56Close off now.
09:06Your bottom F.
09:07Is this really big one?
09:09My vagina is tingly and damp.
09:11Don't ask me what you know is true.
09:15Don't have to tell me I love your precious heart.
09:22I...
09:24I was standing.
09:27You were there.
09:30And they will never tear us apart.
09:38I told you...
09:40I told you...
09:41That we could fly...
09:45That we could fly...
09:46But some of us...
09:47Don't know why...
09:51I was standing...
09:55You were there...
09:58And they could never...
10:01I told you...
10:01Help you...
10:02Tear us apart.
10:17God damn it, Acerine.
10:23I didn't need to come to this.
10:26I don't know.
10:27You left me no choice.
10:29I know my leadership style can be...
10:32Stirt.
10:33But...
10:34It's for your own good.
10:37I like to think of myself as...
10:40The big brother...
10:43That you never had.
10:50You remember that girlfriend...
10:53You had...
10:55Oh...
10:58Pop Fang...
10:59Betrayed us both...
11:01To William Butcher...
11:02No less.
11:03Huge mess.
11:03Your fault.
11:03What did I do?
11:05What did I do?
11:07I gave you a chance...
11:09To make things right.
11:10I...
11:10I reached out my hand...
11:14And you bit it.
11:17What did I ever do...
11:18To deserve that?
11:20What...
11:21Was I too nurturing?
11:23Too forgiving?
11:24Well maybe...
11:25But damn it...
11:25You weren't like the others.
11:28Snakes.
11:30Backstabbers.
11:30I could count on you man.
11:32I did count on you.
11:34I loved you.
11:37But here we are.
11:39Why does this keep happening to me?
11:47I guess the strongest men are the most alone.
11:51You wouldn't understand.
11:56Nobody does.
12:08...
12:36It is away.
12:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:38Eyes on me.
12:39Pretty when I wake and I know you wanna know you wanna know you wanna know.
12:43Firecrackers flaming freedom sticks.
12:45I'm Countess Crow.
12:46Countess of the Crows.
12:48And we're doing a mortality bam glam tutorial.
12:52Wankers.
12:53Can't even take a shit without it being sponsored.
12:55You know they get paid like 50 grand of posts for this shit.
12:5850 grand.
13:01Dog wankers.
13:05Guys, we drill any louder and the real housewives of country are gonna hear.
13:09Frenchy, how much longer?
13:10Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute.
13:12They go out, we go in.
13:14Rockheart hasn't posted in a year.
13:15He might not live here anymore.
13:17Every day Countess Crow.
13:19Countess of the Crows brings down a protein shake to the basement.
13:22I bet my butt and anal beads is down there.
13:30Everything okay?
13:32How good?
13:39Oi!
13:40Look lively back there.
13:42Alright.
13:43Nothing fancy, yeah?
13:44Nip in.
13:45Twat in.
13:46Run you back here.
13:48Keep the engine running.
13:58Are you ready?
14:25The internet's down.
14:27Cam's too.
14:28Um...
14:29Yeah, we have a problem.
14:33Put on the net.
14:36He really let himself go.
14:42The.
14:43Fuck.
14:44You.
14:44Ass.
14:45Slitters.
14:47Doing.
14:47In.
14:48Here.
15:00My god.
15:18You.
15:19What the fuck?
15:20No, no, no, no.
15:21It's okay.
15:21It's okay.
15:22I don't want to hurt you.
15:23I don't want to hurt you.
15:23You're safe.
15:24Okay?
15:25You've been in deep freeze again.
15:26Oh, Jesus Christ.
15:28For how long?
15:30Almost two years.
15:31In a CIA black site.
15:33I just found out this morning.
15:35You found out this morning?
15:37Yeah.
15:37But that just happens to be in your room.
15:43Did you fuck me?
15:45What?
15:45Is this some kind of incest thing?
15:47No!
15:47Then what the fuck is this?
15:49Look, I...
15:51I want you to find William Butcher.
15:54Find him yourself?
15:55Well, the people that work for me are limited and you are the best tracker there is.
16:00I just...
16:00I need you to find him and report back.
16:03Very simple.
16:05You want me to work for you.
16:08Well, why don't we say work with me and I can help you.
16:12I can give you a proper comeback.
16:15I don't need you for that.
16:17Well, the whole world does think that you're a Russian spy, so...
16:21Okay.
16:22Alright.
16:23Listen to me.
16:25I'm no ass felch and commie.
16:27You got that?
16:28I know.
16:28I know.
16:29And listen.
16:30I am Vought now.
16:33Me.
16:33So the public?
16:35They're gonna believe that you are whatever I tell them you are.
16:38I can resurrect you.
16:40I can give you back what you lost.
16:42I can even make you number two in the seven.
16:45Number two?
16:47Or how about I finish the job?
16:50And blast you to kingdom fuck.
16:54Yeah, you could try.
16:57Who knows?
16:58You might even fry the V right out of my blood.
17:02Or you might not.
17:05But I'm betting that you hate William Butcher more than you...
17:08Than you hate me.
17:11After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you, am I?
17:15I tried to kill you.
17:17I tried to kill you.
17:17The minute I turned my back, how do I know you won't return the favor?
17:22How do I know you won't return the favor?
17:22But...
17:26Um...
17:31You find William Butcher for me.
17:35All is forgiven.
17:45Looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray.
17:48Improve your sleep.
17:50Strengthen your immune system.
17:53Nourish your soul.
17:55The ancient Taoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi, life force, from leaving the body.
18:00And invited prana, solar energy in.
18:04Don't ignore your anal wellness.
18:06Introducing the new deep brand, Sigma Solarium Bivot.
18:10Five bros.
18:11Four bros.
18:12Okay, we need to abort.
18:14Your...
18:15Mom...
18:15Should...
18:16Have...
18:17Aborted...
18:17You.
18:19Fuck it.
18:20Who tested here?
18:22What...
18:22Test?
18:23The virus is contagious.
18:25As Samir says,
18:26C'est fini.
18:27The game is over.
18:28No, Butcher's right.
18:30Brockhart has seen us, so...
18:31We can't leave.
18:33Virus?
18:34What...
18:34Virus?
18:35Look.
18:36I didn't break you lot out of the panda flap about.
18:38Now all we gotta do is seal of ventilation.
18:41Every exit point, tighter than a boy scout's asshole at Jamboree.
18:45No, no.
18:45It's not possible.
18:50Maybe.
18:54Yo.
18:56Is that motherfucker holding his breath?
18:58Uh-huh.
18:59His heart rate is ten beats per minute.
19:02He can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours, like a blue whale.
19:05He won't breathe.
19:07How do we get the virus in him?
19:09Well...
19:09He ain't our first whale, is he?
19:11You lot sort this.
19:12I'll fetch the virus.
19:14Can we go?
19:14You're with me.
19:21What are you two?
19:22Leave it out, would ya?
19:23Fucking working here.
19:27Hey.
19:28Coming with you.
19:30What for?
19:31I don't trust you.
19:34Yeah.
19:36Suit yourself.
19:41We've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers.
19:46Coincidentally, the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed.
19:50Where's more?
19:51He just disappears every afternoon.
19:53Won't say where he's going.
19:54Won't say shit.
19:55He's a method.
19:56Miser and technique.
19:59Is that a Jew thing?
20:00We are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up, but you can invoke the Insurrection
20:05Act if we need to deploy the military, Mr. President.
20:08Good idea.
20:08What qualifies someone as an active starlighter?
20:11That's going to be anyone who posts pro starlight or anti-homelander content.
20:15Honestly, the Voughtbook algorithm does most of the work for us.
20:18We've got, what, 52,000 data points on every user.
20:23We truly live in an age of wonder.
20:25But we are going to need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all.
20:29Love it.
20:30It's just that after we've paid for Vought's military contracts, all those corporate tax breaks,
20:35and for the existing freedom camps, Treasury's running a little dry.
20:39People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors, but they'll flat-out revolt if we raise taxes.
20:45The President is thinking how insane this is right now.
20:48They'll back you.
20:48You can do it.
20:50Speak up.
20:50And a lot of these sympathizers are Vought customers.
20:54Won't their arrests eat into your bottom line?
20:57No.
20:58We'll just start selling ads on Vought Plus.
20:59Wow.
21:00Amazing, Ashley.
21:01You're a real Che Guevara.
21:02Well, alrighty then.
21:03Let me ask the most important question.
21:07Do I got immunity?
21:19For fuck's sake.
21:21Soldier Boy is the President, Vice President of the United States of America.
21:25They work for me.
21:26Everyone, Soldier Boy is gonna be number two in the seven.
21:31Once he is located, William Butcher and Annie January.
21:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, sir?
21:36No, sir.
21:36I can do this.
21:37I can bring them in.
21:38Well, like you did with A-Train.
21:39We're going in a new direction, Deep.
21:42Competence.
21:43Oh, and Steve, Soldier Boy is gonna need a full pardon.
21:46Well, sir, he, uh, he was guilty of, you know, treason.
21:54Considered dumb, sir.
21:55Terrific.
21:56And you know what?
21:57I'm sure the man's dying for a drink.
21:58Uh, Steve, can you make him a...
22:02Manhattan.
22:03Manhattan.
22:04Thanks, Steve.
22:05Of course.
22:07Can I get you a glass of milk, sir?
22:10No.
22:11Steven?
22:12Steven?
22:13I'll also have a Manhattan.
22:17Goddamn.
22:19This Wicked Soups teabagged the president.
22:22Since me.
22:39Okay, what's next?
22:45What is that?
22:54Look out!
22:56Oh, God.
22:57Putain.
22:58Oh, shit.
22:59He is sour.
23:01He's mountain pornography.
23:03What?
23:03Almost got you, thikers.
23:07Ha, ha.
23:08Oh, shit.
23:10No.
23:10Oh, shit.
23:11Oh, shit.
23:11Oh, shit.
23:12No.
23:12Well, at least that explains how he's groomed.
23:16From bashing his bishop.
23:18Gross.
23:28Now that's what I'm talking about.
23:29Oh, God.
23:32Oh, God.
23:35Fucking unsanitary.
23:37Ugh.
23:40So, God.
23:50Good God.
23:57Well, at least that's 30 to a view.
24:06Next step will be to apply my Fave Foundation from my Votality collab, Velvet Ember.
24:12It doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans.
24:18We talked about this.
24:19I don't have a choice.
24:21They make me do this.
24:23There we go.
24:25Today, I'm going to be going for a dark hero look.
24:27So we're going to be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner because it is the gun.
24:34You dare enter my dark domain?
24:36I am Countess Crow.
24:38Countess of the Crows.
24:40And I shall make you do the day that you decided to...
24:43Fuck it.
24:51Fuck.
24:53C'est ça.
24:54It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time.
25:00It's like a metaphor for life, no?
25:02It's a metaphor for my balls.
25:10What is the matter?
25:13A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so they're all gone.
25:18Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise.
25:22I guess we can add A-Train to that list, right?
25:28You didn't kill them.
25:30They chose to fight.
25:31Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them.
25:35I told them that we were going to make it out.
25:38Fucking easy for me to say.
25:40I'm bulletproof.
25:43Have you told Petitouille any of this?
25:45No, no.
25:46Because he'll say it wasn't my fault, so I can't...
25:52So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you.
25:57I led them to a shallow grave.
26:03So I just get a fucking white macket fence and cherry pie.
26:08No, I can't live like that.
26:10If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense.
26:20I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost.
26:26And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt.
26:32But the fucking shit, you get up every day and you keep going.
26:38Anything else is an insult to the dead.
26:43You creep, just let go.
26:46Get your chopped old man hands off of me.
26:48Guess we didn't make it to patrol today.
26:49Oh, shit.
26:51Sterling, oh my God.
26:53You guys are terrorists.
26:56What do we do with her?
26:59Same as Rock Hard.
27:03You don't have a choice.
27:07All right, come on.
27:09No, what?
27:11Let me go.
27:16Baby power!
27:29Pounce on this starlighter's scum right in our own neighborhood.
27:33All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
27:37Turbo Rush, the drink of heroes.
27:39Only 15 calories.
27:42Cut!
27:44That was a good take.
27:45No, please.
27:46This is a mistake.
27:47I am not starting my shot.
27:48Only 15 calories.
27:50Yeah?
27:51Now, with acai and makaroos.
27:54Oh, that's what I said.
27:55Mom!
27:56No, Corey.
27:57Go back inside, please.
27:58No!
27:58You stay back.
28:00If you ruin my shot, it's on sight, bitch.
28:03Okay, let's go again and fix your tits.
28:06They're lopsided.
28:08All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
28:12Turbo Rush, now with acai and makaroos.
28:16That's fucking perfect.
28:18Okay, great.
28:18Okay, have fun at camp.
28:20No!
28:20No!
28:21No!
28:21I'm not feeling it!
28:22No!
28:25Mom!
28:26All over.
28:27Not a chance.
28:28We have to help them.
28:29Help them and every suit with them 500 miles to be up their arse within the hour.
28:33We stayed a course.
28:34Mine's on the fucking job.
28:35Fuck the job!
28:40Come here, girl.
28:41Don't.
28:42Don't.
28:44Don't.
28:46Don't.
28:47Don't.
28:48Don't.
28:48Don't.
28:49Don't.
28:49Don't.
28:49Don't.
28:50Don't.
28:50Don't.
28:50Don't.
29:04Homelander?
29:09Homelander?
29:15Sage!
29:16I was just...
29:17Um...
29:19What can I do for you?
29:21Well, that was quite a surprise today.
29:24Are you sure waking him was the right call?
29:26Yes.
29:27Did you tell Soulja Boy about the virus?
29:29No.
29:30I did not.
29:31Of course not.
29:33What am I going to say?
29:34I...
29:35Uh...
29:35Uh...
29:35Yeah.
29:36Hey.
29:36I really want you to do this job for me, but careful.
29:39Because there's a soup-killing virus out there, and you may die screaming.
29:44Sure you would have jumped at that.
29:45But...
29:45Oh, you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady.
29:52Well, besides, if there is a virus out there, the better you take the risk than us, right?
29:58Ah...
29:58Well, it's tactical.
30:00Exactly.
30:00Because for a moment, I was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad.
30:07So when he gets infected and he dies...
30:09You don't know that's going to happen.
30:10When it does, you won't go to pieces.
30:13Because it was tactical, right?
30:14Mm-hmm.
30:15Mm-hmm.
30:16Right?
30:17Right?
30:20Right?
30:44Mm-hmm.
30:44Mm-hmm.
30:48Mm-hmm.
30:49Mm-hmm.
30:50Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
30:54Transporting it without the necessary...
30:56All right, all right.
30:57Less talking.
30:58More giving.
31:00I'll take it.
31:02Mm-hmm.
31:04Mm-hmm.
31:07So how fragile is this?
31:09Very.
31:11Very fragile.
31:12If it broke on the way?
31:13It could kill every superhero on Earth.
31:16There's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
31:23Wow.
31:26Best not drop out, huh?
31:31Thank you so much.
31:40Breathe.
31:41Breathe.
31:52You got him to breathe yet?
31:54What did you get him to breathe yet?
31:57I'm too late, though.
31:59The Conan is infarious.
32:00The rest of Kix will be back soon.
32:02Merde, I know.
32:03We're doing everything we can, huh?
32:14You know, you were wrong earlier.
32:16We're not terrorists.
32:18Oh, God.
32:18When everyone comes back, Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass,
32:22and She-Line is gonna take a shit in the gaping hole that's left.
32:25Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right?
32:29It's just a shitty situation.
32:31Yeah.
32:31The shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
32:38We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
32:41All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
32:48Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
32:51I got a teenage daughter.
32:53That shit right there bounces right off me.
32:56Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows at one time?
32:59What's it called?
32:59A murder?
33:02Oh, let me guess.
33:04Sheila and H. Crows?
33:06Huh.
33:06Damn.
33:08Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
33:11Their names are Russell and Cameron.
33:13Point is, Vaught doesn't care about y'all neither.
33:16They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
33:19It's ridiculous.
33:20Oh.
33:23Motherfucker, don't go through my shit!
33:25Roszak, Welbutrin, Lexapro.
33:28Great, great.
33:29Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
33:31Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
33:34All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
33:39Why are you risking your life for them?
33:46Please, please don't kill me.
33:48I just want to go home.
33:51I miss my mom and my dad.
33:55Please.
34:08Careful!
34:13Boy, fucking smart, Huey.
34:16My night's your little glad hatred's dead.
34:21no i'm not glad he's dead atrian did a lot of horrible things but he saved our lives
34:26and he died a hero a real hero and there are a lot of other soups that don't deserve to
34:30die either
34:33listen i know you've just done it here in the gulag you've earned your seat at the table so
34:38i'll give it to you straight you gotta knock this wet cap and pussy shite on your head mate
34:44ain't doing no one no favors especially your girl i mean that's why she's giving the call
34:49talk to me about annie you don't know what's going on with her well i know that she finally
34:52knows the fucking score and she knows that you poncing about with this chimney cricket
34:57listening to your heart bollocks is just gonna get her killed
35:03is there any part of you left that's still human
35:09you're gonna get annie killed not me
35:13but i won't let you do it
35:17love it
35:34it's good
35:38wait is that
35:43well well well he's dead right he's supposed to be dead
35:48supposed to be
35:50mallory put on my knife for a bit
35:55you're telling us this now
35:59somebody up there likes us mate
36:00in what fucking way
36:02well we wanted a guinea pig
36:04who better than armlander's old man
36:09new plan
36:12boy
36:13ain't she supposed to be a giant arse thuda
36:15aren't you supposed to be smart
36:17running a truck under the name don t be a cunt
36:20same alias when we headed to hero gasm
36:22well oldie better goodie
36:27no mate
36:29just you
36:30and me
36:39i guess it's true
36:41you're one of us now
36:42well if you can't beat him
36:44join him
36:45then fuck it beat him
36:46being super is not gonna save you
36:48that don't stop us helping each other
36:50armlander's double to cunt now
36:52if that's even possible
36:53he needs doing more than ever
36:55you still fancy a seat on the seventh buncher
36:57fuck you
36:58we had a deal
36:59i held up my end of the bargain
37:01and you sold me out
37:02put me back in a fucking box
37:05and for what
37:05because i was gonna kill some dumb kid
37:07a kid
37:08is your grandson
37:09well was it worth it
37:11you feeling good about that call right about now
37:13where's that fucking brat
37:15armlander's the one fucking you over mate
37:17or did he mention
37:18that we've got an ubervirus
37:19strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet
37:22bullshit
37:23god's honest
37:24the things this virus can do
37:29fucking die bonaco
37:30why'd you think he sent you here
37:32instead of coming himself
37:34hmm
37:34you're a sacrificial cunt
37:36again
37:39i guess we'll see
37:40you don't get it do you
37:43me
37:44armlander
37:45your old crew
37:47everyone fucks you over
37:49do you wanna know why
37:52cause you
37:53are a dumb
37:54fucking
37:55twat
38:02what the fuck was that
38:12hey
38:12you two fucktards the local soups
38:15holy shit
38:16soldier boy
38:17what
38:18you're a dead socialist
38:22the fuck
38:23this was being stupid
38:24now shut your cum bucket and listen
38:26a jap and a fairy took off east
38:27find them
38:28and kill them
38:29or i'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses
38:31and tie them together like shoelaces
38:34move
38:43fucking figures
38:49get ready
38:50we're coming in
38:51slow down kid
38:54soldier boy
38:56he's alive
38:58fuck that
38:59just how long do we have
39:00just
39:00huey
39:01huey
39:04we gotta move
39:06our fucking h-bomb is headed this way
39:08oh shit
39:27fuck
39:27no
39:27no
39:37Go!
40:16You got to drop a dookie!
40:20Did it?
40:21What's you?
40:24You got to drop a dookie!
40:46I got you!
40:49I know!
41:02Oh my god, are you okay?
41:03Is the virus?
41:04Yeah, it's good I think.
41:08Oi!
41:09Prince!
41:10Oh shit!
41:11Move!
41:13Go!
41:13Go!
41:19You're with me!
41:22Oi!
41:23Oi!
41:32Huey Cable.
41:33How's a useless cock gobbler like you still alive?
41:36All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
41:39You're kind of obsessed.
41:43Is this the virus he was going on about?
41:45The so called soup killer?
41:47Huh?
41:47Well not today you semen swilly butt pirate.
41:50What?
41:57No virus bitch.
41:59I will shoot.
42:00Hot cum in your face.
42:03Not...
42:04Not right now.
42:12What the fuck?
42:21Oh my god.
42:28Wait!
42:29No.
42:30I'll shoot.
42:30Oh my god.
42:32I'll shoot.
42:33I'll shoot you.
42:35No.
42:36No.
42:37No.
42:39Hey!
42:41No.
42:42No, no.
42:43No.
42:43No, no, no, no.
42:49Oh, my God.
43:38Let's go.
43:44Well, like that, very.
43:47Oh, fuck, I wish I would have seen that.
43:49No, you don't.
43:53Come on, let's leg it.
43:55No, no, no, Monka.
43:57And until we are certain, I have not been infected with this plague.
44:33Yes.
44:36May I have a word?
44:38Wait out there.
44:41What are you doing?
44:42I'm about to enjoy a Mexi Melt.
44:44There is extra if you want to join in.
44:45No, thank you.
44:46Crunch Trap Supreme, cheesy gordita crunch?
44:47No.
44:48Cantina crispy chicken taco?
44:49I don't want any taco fucking bell.
44:50Okay.
44:51Rounding up all the Starlight sympathizers is a well-thought-out plan.
44:55Clearly the right call.
44:57He's not in the building.
44:57Thank fucking God.
44:59What the fuck?
45:01Why are we doing this?
45:02Doing what?
45:03If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
45:06Homelander sets the agenda.
45:07I just execute.
45:09That's bullshit.
45:09You're the smartest person on the planet.
45:12There is no way you don't have an angle here.
45:13My angle.
45:15My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground tongue lashing my clit till he
45:20needs a knee replacement.
45:21All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
45:25It is nicer than I expected.
45:29Ashley, she's smart.
45:30She's got to listen to reason.
45:32Look, I've been there.
45:35Literally where you're sitting.
45:37But that chair isn't a pedestal.
45:39It's a chopping block.
45:41And I can help you.
45:42But you've got to talk to me.
45:48Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
45:51You know you can't.
45:52You can pull out the back of your skull.
46:00Wow.
46:01You're unbelievable, Ashley.
46:03That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
46:05They're arresting innocent people.
46:07But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
46:10I need a minute.
46:18From back here, I see a spine.
46:20Fucking use it.
46:21Do I get laser eyes?
46:22No.
46:22I get a psychic fucking tumor.
46:24This is junior year all over again.
46:26Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies because
46:29he had your Miracoy tickets?
46:30And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
46:33Going along won't get you what you want.
46:35Going along is why we're still alive.
46:37You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
46:39At least he had a shred of decency.
46:41That's why he's dead.
46:42First they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
46:46I don't need Martin Neumuller right now.
46:47You used to love his poetry and Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
46:51You used to want to do some good in the world.
46:53What happened?
46:54I tried.
46:55I tried.
46:57But there's nothing I can do.
46:58Half of Washington thinks Homelanders bad shit.
47:01The CIA, the Pentagon, they will follow you if you lead them.
47:05I'm not a leader.
47:06I'm vice president.
47:08You can still do some good, Ashley.
47:09We can still do some good.
47:11Just shut up or I'm going to float on my back in the tub again.
47:14You want that?
47:16You're better than this.
47:17You were better than this.
47:19No.
47:22No.
47:23So, we're clear.
47:24You're absolutely sure.
47:25Triple check the results.
47:26None of you are carriers.
47:28Humans are immune.
47:29I don't know.
47:29Chances in your seat on my mouth.
47:43God damn.
47:44I've always seen shit like this one other time.
47:48It was on you outside of that truck stop warhol house on our 23.
47:52Soldier cunt down.
47:54Home land did a go.
47:55You fucking did it.
47:56About time.
48:02Won't get her.
48:10Let's run away.
48:15There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
48:19We just need to find one so remote, nobody will ever find us.
48:25You were right.
48:28This virus, there is no contain in it, no stuff in it.
48:32I do not know how to protect you from it, except to take you as far away from here as
48:38possible.
48:54More, more. You did not see its carnage.
48:57It's too dangerous.
48:59It's dangerous for everyone now. Innocent people are being round up.
49:04No, don't ask me to watch you die.
49:07I think this is how we make amends.
49:11For the lives we've taken, I think we have to...
49:14Get up every day and keep going.
49:21Wait.
49:27Is this all?
49:44You're allowed to freak out, you know?
49:46This virus...
49:49Is fucking brutal.
49:51I don't know.
49:52For a rock hard, I'd say it's an improvement.
49:58I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
50:00Neither of us is fine.
50:03And we shouldn't be.
50:05And if you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to.
50:08You'll be perfect.
50:09But I'm not letting you die.
50:14I'm gonna keep fighting.
50:18And if you can't, then I'm just gonna fight for both of us.
50:24But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?
50:41I know.
50:44I'm late.
50:45I know.
50:55I'm late.
50:58All right, Sarah.
51:02Time for your meds.
51:13He's a good boy.
51:23He's a good boy.
51:28Well, hey.
51:29Be careful, sir.
51:30It's a viral contagion.
51:32I got here as soon as I heard and I locked shit down.
51:35I'm sending soldier boy to test the waters.
51:37Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
51:39You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
51:42I told him to report back.
51:44I told him not to go in alone.
51:45Why would he do that?
51:47Well, it's more like soldier boy.
51:49Am I right?
51:50Leave.
51:51Well, I just...
51:52I'm gonna be here, sir.
51:53Dude, it should've been you.
51:56Sorry.
51:57Leave.
52:03I was swimming.
52:07I was swimming.
52:10I'm swimming.
52:13I was swimming.
52:17I can't remember.
52:21I was swimming.
52:24Nooo...
52:28Not you too...
52:31Not you...
52:40Why does everyone keep leaving me?
52:45I'm sorry...
52:52I'm sorry...
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